So hey guys, how are you all? Welcome to So we are back with a brand new movie on what if Naruto invite female friends and bedroom share with her movie. But before we start, be sure to subscribe to our channel and like this video. Now let's begin the story. I stood mindlessly in front of my front porch as I looked down at the letter. Well, obviously I would participate in this challenge. After all, Uzuaki Nar is a name that shall be marked in everyone's mind. I grinned as I crumpled up the paper and ran down the street to the old house. Surprisingly, I saw Sakura Chan. Saku Ra Chan. I waved my right arm frantically as I ran up to her. Oh, Narut. Sakura smiled back uneasily as she also had a paper in the land. What's that? I asked as I looked at the paper. It was the exact same letter that I had received this morning. Seems that you guys got it too. Eno walked up to us as she had the letter in her hand as well. "Well, let's<unk> go in," I cried out as I ran to the top porch and opened the door to see everyone. I mean, literally everyone inside of the house. I looked around to see the many familiar faces. "Late as always, eh, idiot." Sasake smirked at me as he leaned on a desk near the door. I glowered at him as I walked further in the house. As Sakura and Eno were walking in slowly behind me, I looked to see Hinata blushing frantically near a flower vase. Shikamaru was sitting on the stairs leading to the second floor. Ka was sitting on a chair holding Akamaru as Shino was standing besides him. Lee was standing near a portrait as Neji was on the on the other side. Tenan sat on the floor as she played with the hem of her shirt. Gar leaned on the rusty piano as Tamari and Conuro stood beside him. Choji sat near Shikamaru, chomping on a bag of chips. This was basically everyone. I looked around the dirty old house as the door creeped open. In alarm, I ran to the door and jumped on the person who opened it. Nar. I looked up to see Kakashi sensei. Kakashi sensei. I cried out in alarm as I noticed that the other guys were quite surprised. You guys are all probably wondering why you are here. Well, let me explain. This is a survival game. All 15 of you will live here. Kakashi smiled. All 15 of us in this crappy small house. My eyes widened. He had to be kidding, right? But Kakashi's sensei, we can't. Why? Because Kakashi's sensei smiled at me as he continued. Each day, one person will be kicked out of the game by a voting. There are three rooms and two bathrooms. You guys must split up the rooms. The last two people standing will be the winners, and a very delicious treat will be waiting for them. Any questions? What about food? Shoji asked. Yeah, and the ramen I cried out. Food will be provided. Any more questions? Kakashi's sensei looked around. How about makeup appliances, fresh towels, shampoo, blow dryer? Eno asked. All will not be available but shampoo and soap. Yes. Any more questions? Kakashi sensei asked. The room was silent. Very well. Enjoy your game. Kakashi sensei smiled as he left the room and locked it. I ran to the door. I pulled on the doororknob, but it was useless. The door would not budge. I can't stay here with all you people. This is insane. Eno cried out. He really locked the door. Ka inspected the door. Damn, I cursed, but then again, living in the same house as everyone might be. Well, fun. The room seemed to be silent. I hesitated whether or not I should say something, but surprisingly Nei spoke up first. The rooms. Let's<unk> divide the rooms. There will be five people per room. The five girls will all share one. As for the first room, it shall be accompanied by myself, Lee, Sasake, Kun, Shino, and Gar. The rest of you guys will share the other room. Nei concluded. But I wasn't satisfied. Did he choose these certain people for a reason? I was about to say something until I don't like this arrangement. Everyone looked to where the voice was coming from and surprisingly it was Sasake. Sasake walked up to Neji as he took out a piece of paper. It will be done by a drawing. Neji's face held a disappointed expression as he hesitated. Then he finally gave in. Very well. Sasake wrote all of our names on a piece of paper and randomly drew out five in two piles. He opened the folded papers and smiled. The first group will consist of myself, Narut, Ka, Gar and Choji. The other group will be of Neji, Lee, Konuro, Shikamaru, and Shino. Sasake concluded. The room was silent once more. Well, um, as gals, we'll just get adapted to our rooms. Eno stood up as she nodded at the girls. All the girls followed Eno to choose a random room. I stood up as well. We should uh get adapted to our rooms as well. I ran up the creaking stairs to see one room on the left, one room on the right, and one room in the center. I heard voices coming from the center room and assumed that the girls had accompanied that room, judging from the loud voice of Eno complaining about the room. I peered into the room on the left to see two twiniz beds and a small couch. I stepped into the room and noticed a mirror on the wall. There was also a window with a clear view of the sky. However, there seemed to be bars attached. I got out of the left room and walked into the right room. The right room seemed to be a bit cleaner than the left room. There was one bunk bed and a queen-siz bed. I walked towards the bunk bed to climb the ladder. I always wanted to do that. I grinned as I slowly climbed up the rged steps and finally reached the top to see. Gar. I cried out in alarm. It was quite surprising to see him already lying down on the top bunk. I was getting ready to go down the ladder, but I felt a firm grip on my wrist. I looked to see Gar holding it firmly. Stay. I looked in alarm as Gar looked at me with seemingly pleasing eyes. I slowly climbed up the ladder and got on the top bunk as Gar scooted over a bit to make room for me. I slid in under the sheets as Gar placed his arm around me. I remained still and slowly closed my eyes to sleep, but I immediately woke up as I felt a hand running up my shirt. Gar smirked at me as his hands wandered aimlessly around my body. I didn't know whether to feel comfortable or uncomfortable. G raw. I stuttered as I felt Gar's lips on mine. My eyes widened at the touch of his lips until I heard some vague creaking sounds. Then the creaking sounds became rapidly fast as I wondered, "Where did it come from?" "Crash!" I found myself on top of shattered wood with Gar's leg around my waist. My head throbbed with pain as I rubbed it furiously. Gar blinked his eyes as he looked around the mess. "What the hell happened?" Ka cried out as he walked into the room. Akamaru barked ferociously around the room at the site. Ka walked towards Gar and me as he peered down on us. He picked up a piece of wood and threw it in the closet. "What are you doing?" I asked him. "Naro, from all the years I have known you, you are by far as the most idiotic person in the world." Ka smirked as his expression changed into an angry face. "I'm cleaning, you idiot. Make yourself damn useful and clean this [ __ ] up." Gar stood up slowly and smiled. Nar and I will clean up. You can leave. KBA stared blankly at Gar. Suit yourself. KBA left the room as Aamaru trotted behind him. Gar closed the door as I began to get quite an uneasy feeling. He walked up to me as I walked backwards into the wall. He cornered me and smiled as his eyes gazed into mine. I felt a bit dazed as I felt his lips over mine, kissing me with full force. I didn't know whether I should respond or not, but I ended up kissing back myself. I felt his hand wandering around once more only to stop wandering at the sound of distant voices. We pulled apart as Sasake came into the room. He looked at us suspiciously. Ka told me you guys were cleaning. Sasake looked at the dirty mess. Well, that doesn't really matter. Dinner is ready. At the sound of dinner, I felt weightlessly happy. What's for dinner? I don't know. The girls are cooking up something, Sasake replied. I grinned as I dashed out of the room and rumbled downstairs and slid into the kitchen. I noticed an apple pie on the counter table and reached for it slowly, soon to be slapped away by Sakura's delicate hands. "No, shame on you, Hinata worked so hard on that pie," Sakura cried out. "It's okay. Nar can have that pie," Hinata blushed furiously as she offered me the pie. "Thank you, Hinata," I grinned as I was about to take a bite of the pie. No, Sakura cried out as she snatched the pie away. Everyone will get a piece. I pouted as I walked away into the dining room, which consisted of a small round table and six chairs. It seems that nine of us would be standing. I noticed Choji on one of the chairs holding a knife and fork. He seemed to be hungry. I grinned as I took a chair next to him. Where did Ya get the knife and fork? I asked. Oh, this. Choji looked at his utensils. I brought them. I stared at him. Did we have to eat by hand as well? Then a fork came zooming by me as it struck the wall. I watched as the fork wobbled and finally came to stop. I looked to see who threw the fork. Eat with that. Sasake smirked at me. Anger fumed in me as I jumped up to grab the fork. I hate Sasake. My undying hate for Sasake grows as the day goes by. I could provide my own utensils. HMPH. Tamari came in the room with a scowlling expression as she threw plates and forks at everyone. What am I? A housewife? Some ninja training? This [ __ ] is Gar came down the stairs as he stared blankly at everyone and smiled. I don't need food. Everyone stared back at him blankly. Was that guy even human? You don't need food? I'll gladly take his share. Shoji cried out, grinning. Me, too, I cried out. I was pretty hungry. I watched as the Eno came in the room with a huge bowl. I want everyone to try Eno's special special. Eno grinned madly as she dumped a whole lot of purple [ __ ] on everyone's plate. I also noticed that she gave a whole mess to Sasake. I hope you like it, Sasuke. [ __ ] Sasake had an expression of disgust as he twirled the food with his fork. I noticed Ka feeding his share to Akamaru who threw it up immediately. Man, if a dog won't eat it, who would? However, Shoji seemed to be eating it just fine. Then Eno came up to me. And for you, Nar. Eno grinned evily as she dumped a whole lot on my plate. I stared down and wondered. Well, I was hungry. I picked up a small piece and slowly placed it in my mouth. Gak. I looked to my side as I saw Shikamaru choking. I swear she poisoned it. I quickly spit out the food. Better than being poisoned, right? Sakura brought out her pile of pink mush. How was it pink? The world dares not know. I have a feeling it isn't something I would be looking forward to. She grinned happily and looked like a sweet angel as she dumped her crapload on all our plates. I've noticed she dumped a whole lot on Sasuke. I don't know if I should feel sorry for him or be jealous. I'll feed you Sasake [ __ ] Sakura smiled as she thrust the crap into his mouth. She moved on to the next person as Sasuke's face turned deep purple. Sakura skipped up to me and dumped a huge amount on my plate. I noticed the pink [ __ ] colliding in with the purple one. What was this? Play-Doh. I poked the crap and smelled it. Did it even have ingredients? 10. 10 came in with her huge bowl of salad. A something green and disgusting. I looked in disappointment and she tossed the salad on everyone's plate. But then again, I suppose I could eat it knowing that I would still stay alive. Kakashi's sensei did say I need some vegetables in my system. I looked towards where Shino was and noticed his plate completely clean. Then I saw insects roaming around his plate. Well, go figure. I looked down upon my crapload. I watched as Ka forced Okamaru to eat some of his shitload. I groaned. How am I going to eat the salad and keep it from touching the pink and purple [ __ ] 10 came up to me and smiled. Vegetables are healthy for your diet. Yeah, yeah, I grumbled. Can you put it on the side where it won't touch the pink and purple stuff? 10 nodded as she tossed the salad on the side. The next minute, Tamari came in the room with a bowl of stuff that looked bloody red. I peered to get a closer look, and I didn't know if it was blood mush or tomato mush. She walked in silently and threw a huge amount of the food on everyone's plate. She moved swiftly as if she was trying to not waste time. She came to my plate and sadly threw all her [ __ ] on top of my salad. "My salad?" I whimpered. I poked at the red stuff. "What the hell was it?" "Rabbit's blood." Tamari smirked at me. I heard someone coughing as I watched Conqueror coughing out the blood. You could have warned me. Some sister you are. Tamari smiled as if she had just succeeded something. I groaned as my stomach rumbled. How was I supposed to survive? Lastly, Hinata came in the room, bringing up my spirits up a bit. Hopefully, she had normal food, right? A taste of her apple pie would be quite splendid. Everyone reached for her food. But she seemed to be heading towards a specific person, which happened to be me. Naruokun, please eat a lot. Hinata blushed frantically as she handed me five slices of pizza. Thank God for this wonderful meal. Hinata passed out slices of pizza to everyone who cautiously kept the precious slices away from their plates. Afterwards, everyone got a slice of apple pie. No one ate my food. Eno stormed in as she started to cry. How could you? We all stared at her blankly. There, there, Eno. I'm sure everyone couldn't eat your food because they ate my foe. Sakura looked at the numerous plates filled with purple and pink crap. Eat everything right now. Eat it. Eat it. Eat it now. All of us grabbed our forks unwillingly as she glared at us. It tastes like [ __ ] Eno and Sakura turned to look at Gar. How would you know? You don't even eat. Sakura cried out. Isn't it obvious? Look at everyone's expression. You eat it if you want people to eat it that much. Annoying girl. Gar spat as he went upstairs to the room. Ooh. Sakura fumed with anger. Wh asked for your opinion. As Sakura was glowering in anger, I and so did the other guys quickly ran up the stairs to avoid eating the food. I dodged into our room to face Gar standing in front of our broken bunk bed. Well, I guess we<unk>ll have to sleep on the bed. Sasake walked inside the room to face the dirty pile. I suppose so. Gar agreed as he looked at Sasake. It'll only fit three people. Sasake frowned. How are all five of us going to fit? And surely Choji would take up all the space. Where's Choji? Sasake asked. Taking a dump. Ka walked into the room. I guess he ate too much of Eno<unk>'s special. I'm glad I didn't eat it. I cried out and scratched my head. Then my mind focused. How are we going to sleep? Well, if only three of us can fit in the bed, Sasake pondered. Three, I ain't sleeping in the bed. Unlike you guys, I'm straight. Completely straight, Ka cried out as he pulled the blankets from the broken bunk bed. I'll settle myself and Akamaru in the corner over there. Well, since that's settled, it narrows down to us four, Sasuke said as he noticed Choji coming in through the door. "Uh, my stomach." Choji flopped himself on the ground and fell asleep. Sasake raised his eyebrow. Very well then. I guess it's three. Gar nodded as he slipped in under the covers. Sasake slipped in from the other side, leaving the middle spot open. Was it reserved for me? I slowly slipped in from the center and got in the middle. The lights were turned off and I could hear Choji and Ka dozing off. I slowly closed my eyelids to fall asleep, but I felt something around my waist. I kept thinking of Gar because of what happened earlier, but then Gar was on my other side and the arm was. I felt Sasuke's breathe on the back of my neck, but it didn't sound like normal sleeping breathing. It sounded more like, "Wait, could he be awake?" "Sas," I whispered as I felt his arm tightened around my waist. Then I felt another arm coming from the other side. "I swear I feel like a sandwich." I felt Sasuke's smirk. You aren't the only one who's going to have fun with him. Who said I was? Gar smirked back. This was going to be one long night. It was finally morning. I woke up lazily to see my shirt half off and my hair really messy. I looked to see both Sasake and Gar gone. In fact, Choji and Ka were gone as well. Then I heard loud barking in front of me. "What Akamaru?" I asked lazily. He continued to bark as I grabbed him and decided to go downstairs. I scratched my head to see everyone dressed up and prompted. Good morning. I grinned and then I looked around. What's happening? Everyone seemed to have a worried expression. It's voting day. What? What was voting day? One of us is going to leave. Sakura explained and it could be you [ __ ] Are you Sakura? My my. You snored so loudly yesterday night. I simply couldn't sleep. Eno smiled as she patted Sakura. Well, Eno, if you didn't squirm like a pig in your sleep, I would have slept more peacefully. Sakura smirked. There was finally a click sound at the door as Kakashi sensei came in the room. He held slips of paper and pens in his hand. He smiled at everyone. Well, I see that Eurone is getting along. He walked to the center of the room and passed out the papers and pens. Okay, I want you guys all to write the name of the person you really want to stay. Don't worry, it'll be anonymous, so I won't know. I'll mix them up and look at them and choose who is most capable of getting kicked out. I thought hard as I went into the corner. Who did I really want to stay? I looked at my crush, Sakura. She probably wrote down Sasake. It was too obvious, but if she did write me, I would be happy. I looked over to Gar. He seemed content with who he wrote. Then I shifted to Sasake. I guess I wouldn't choose Sasake since all the girls probably voted for him. I looked down at my empty blank sheet. Should I just put down Sakura? I bit on my lip as I frowned. I stared at Kakashi Sensei, who seemed to be looking through the scraps of paper. There was a possibility that I would be kicked out. But then again, there are others who are more suitable candidates to get kicked out other than me. I straightened out my green shirt and tightened my bandages as I had this nervous feeling throughout my body. My legs felt skittish as I looked to where my love was. Sakura. It was no doubt that I would want her to stay in this house the most. I smiled tenderly at her as she swiftly walks away. Oh, how my heart aches. I watch her walk towards Sasake. Sasake. To admit such jealousy is quite low, but I can't help it. How I envy his good qualities while I am left with nothing. It's<unk> just not fair. He gets all the good features and strength while I am left with just nothing. I live such a sad and nothing life. Lee, what are you doing? 10 slapped my back as I stood up, alarmed. Nothing. I smiled uneasily at her. She liked Sasake, too. Huh? Oh well. Every girl must like Sasake except Neji's cousin. Nei. I looked where Neji was, and surprisingly, our eyes met. He gave me a nod as I stared back at him. Was he telling me something? I mean, if he was, couldn't he have just used words instead of a simple nod? A nod can mean anything. I have the result. I was knocked out of my confusion as I watched Kakashi sensei walked to the center of the room. He took out a piece of paper and stared down at each of us. I know it's quite heartbreaking to be the one chosen to be kicked out, so I used a jutsu to transport the loser outside. Look around you. Guess who's missing. I looked around frantically. Amazingly, I was still in the house, so I wasn't the one chosen to get kicked out. I smiled with joy and leapt with amazement. I guess we both didn't get kicked out. Tenan grinned at me as I grinned back. Shikamaru is here, but Choji Choji's gone. Eno cried out. I guess no one wanted him to stay. Konuro smirked. Well, one of us had to be kicked out, Ka said. So, just be thankful we aren't the ones kicked out. Yes, I was thankful. Then I noticed that Kakashi sensei was gone. Today was going to be a long day. I'm hungry. What's for breakfast? Nar cried out as he grabbed his stomach. My own stomach was growling as well. Why do you always expect us girls for food? Can't you cook something? Sakura slapped Naruto's head. Ah, but Sakura Chan Nar protested. Na Narutkun Hinata cried out. The whole room became silent. Huh? Nar turned to Hinata with a confused face. Oh, I'll cook you something. Hinata blushed frantically as she ran into the kitchen. Make something for me too. Ka cried out. Look what you've made her done. Sakura slapped Naruto's head again as she followed Hinata into the kitchen. What? We have to cook again. Eno signed as she walked into the kitchen. Damn. Damn, damn. Damn. Tamari walked through the kitchen door. I guess I'll have to help them, too. Anything you want to eat, Lee? 10 asked me. Hm. I think we need more spinach. I grinned. Haha. I'll ask Hinata to make something with spinach. 10 left towards the kitchen as the remainder of his skies stayed in the living room. I signed as I looked around the room. Oh ho ho. Nar cried out frantically. There's a television set here. He's right. It really is a television set. We are going to live. Ka grinned frantically. Shikamaru walked up to the television set as he pressed the power button. Now everyone, let's watch the exciting channel of darkness. Ain't that exciting? Shikamaru gave a sarcastic smirk as he threw himself on the couch. Damn, Narut signed as he plopped himself beside Shikamaru. Everyone seemed to look down and bored. The television only showed of black and white sparks. Not a very exciting program to see, I do say so myself. Then I thought of something. Everyone, why don't we play a game? I suggested, hoping that my idea wasn't stupid. That's a pretty good idea, Ka nodded. What game? Sash asked. I felt his eyes staring into me. Um, any game? My face flushed. It was my idea, and I didn't even have a game in mind. Let's play spin the bottle, Eno cried out as she, Sakura, Tamari, and Tenten strolled into the room. Spin the bottle. But my face turned deep red. It may be my chance to finally get a kiss from Sakura san. Neji smirked as he stood up. I have nothing better to do. Same here. Sasake agreed. One by one, everyone gave in to playing the game. The only person not present was Hinata, who seemed to be occupied with cooking. say, "Why aren't you guys helping her?" Ka asked. "Well, uh" Sakura smiled uneasily. She kicked us out because one [ __ ] burnt the spinach. Tamari stated plainly, "Spinach?" I looked to 10, who seemed to smile with an apologetic face. I smiled back at her. I wasn't that desperate for spinach. "Now, now let's<unk> all sit in a circle. Eno gathered up everyone." I took a seat next to Nar and Ka. I looked straight to see Neji right across me who gave me a smirk. I smiled back uncomfortably as I stared at the bottle in the center. "Who should go first?" Eno looked around at the many faces. "Why don't you go first, genius?" Shikamaru muttered. "Well, I suppose since it was my idea," Eno touched the bottle as she gave blushing glances towards Sasake. "Wait, what if it lands on the same gender?" Ka asked. "That's a good Poe." Sasake seemed to cut off Eno. We do it anyway. Everyone stared at Sasake in surprise. We are wasting time. Eno spun the bottle as it twirled and twirled and twirled. Then the speed was slowing down a bit as it passed a person. One by one, it pointed at me, Ka, Tamari, Sasake in less than a second. Finally, it landed and chose. This is so unexpected. Shikimaru stared up to Eno who had on a disgusted look. I uh Eno looked around for help as Sakura smirked at her. After one look at Sakura, she seemed to have gained some confidence. Very well. Shikamaru come closer. Eno grabbed his collar as she briefly smudged her lips onto his lips. Shikamaru seemed to be taken back by surprise. Hey, must be his first time. There were stifles of giggles throughout the room as it was Shikimaru's turn. This game is so stupid. Whoever created this game must have been a low life," Shikamaru said under his breath. He spun the bottle as it spun for a few seconds and landed at I guess it can't be helped. Tamari glowered. It's better to be quick and get it over with. She grabbed Shikamaru<unk>s head and gave him a quick kiss on the lips. Shikamaru seemed to be taken back. Well, two females just kissed him in less than a minute. I would probably be feeling that way as well. Tamari smiled as her sight was on Sas. She was probably striking to get a kiss from Sasake. Well, we<unk>ll see where the bottle leads her. She spun it fast as it took a while for it to come to a complete stop. Then she looked at where the bottle headed. Shino. Her eyes widened. I was kind of surprised as well. Shino from all people. I got to see this. Everyone stared as Tamari seemed to be frozen. Shino remained expressionless. I suppose. Tamari leaned over to Shino and quickly pecked his lips. Her face turned red from embarrassment since Shino<unk>s expression was still expressionless. Gez, he could have shown some sympathy. Instead of Shino spinning the bottle, he ordered his bugs to spin it for him. The bottle spun and spun as it landed on someone unexpected. The first time I will see two males kiss. But I'm straight. Straight, I tell y. Ka looked in horror, but surprisingly, Shino stood up. He walked a few steps toward Ka and grabbed his shirt and kissed him. Not one of those short pecs, but a seemingly long kiss. Ka's face turned red as he tried to keep himself from being consumed by the kiss. On the other hand, the girls watched in horror. You could uh s stop now. Eno stuttered in disbelief. Shino pulled apart and gave Ka a small smile as he went back to his seat. Ka turned pale as he touched his lips. He slowly reached for the bottle and spun it lightly only for it to land on the person before him. Gar. KBA turned even paler as Gar gave him a smirk. Ka gulped as Gar came closer to him. He grabbed Ka's head as Ka's hood loosely fell. Gar's lips met with Kba's as tears slowly came out of his eyes. Ka's face turned red as he gasped for breath. Why me? Gar licked his lips as he graciously spun the bottle. It passed by me twice only to land on me on the third spin. Just my luck. My eyes widened as I watched him crawl up to me. His face moved closer to mine, but passed my lips. Then he whispered something into my ear. I couldn't make out what he was saying. I just closed my eyes tightly as he bit my ear. I winced. What was he doing? I couldn't help it. There was this strange sensation going through my body as Gar finally placed his lips on mine, forcing himself on me. It didn't look anything like how he kissed Ka. My kiss with him seemed to have more more more force. I was on the verge of tears, but I prevented myself from spilling. Gar finally pulled apart as I gasped for breath. He smiled at me as he took his seat back. I sat there traumatized at what had happened less than a second ago. I looked at Sakura, who had on a face of bewilderment and disgust. Sakura s. I could only make this up for her if I could only get her on my next spin. I spun the bottle, hoping with all my heart that it would land on Sakura. Please, please, please. The bottle finally stopped on. Nei smiled. He came up to me as I closed my eyes, waiting for his lips to be around mine. Finally, I felt it as he kissed me with powerful force. Oo. I gasped for breath as I looked up at him. He sat back in his seat as he reached for the bottle. He spun it as the bottle twirled and twirled. Ironically, it landed on me. Nei smirked once more as I felt his warm lips touched mine once more. Now I can distinguish his lips from other lips. They were quite different from Gar as if he had a customized and signature lips. My face flushed as we pulled apart as I went for the spun. I spun the bottle lightly, wondering whose lips that my lips would be touching next. Strangely, the bottle landed on Sasake. Sasake [ __ ] Sasake looked at me as our eyes met with great. I can't<unk>t find the word, but a great something. He looked into my eyes as he emotionlessly placed his lips on mine. I felt as if couldn't take this any longer. Being kissed four times in a row wasn't a very liking thing to do. It seems as my chance of kissing Sakura was running further away. He pulled apart as he reached for the bottle. The bottle spun and spun as it landed towards an empty space. The space led to the kitchen door which Hinata came out of just at that moment. Breakfast is ready. Hinata blushed as everyone stared at her. Her face turned deep red. Then she looked in surprise as Sasake walked up to her. No. Sakura screamed in horror. How can this happen? Tears rolled out of Eno<unk>'s eyes as Tenten and Tamari watched in silent anticipation. Uh um Sasuke. Hinata held up the ladle she was holding with a very confused look, assuming that he wanted to try her soup. Uh, would you like to? Sasake hastily placed his lips over hers. Hinata's face turned to a deep shade of red and gave a small gasp as she quickly pushed him off. Her delicate fingers dropped the ladle as it went to her lips. I'm sorry. Hinata ran up the stairs to the bathroom as tears rolled out of her eyes. Sasake, you idiot. You made her cry. Nar cried out. The bottle did land on her, didn't it? Well, you could have warned her, Nar cried out. I'm going to check on her. Nar ran up the creaky steps into the center room. He must be kind-hearted to care for a girl. I would, but I really don't know Hinata that well, other than the fact that she's Nei's cousin. I'm I'm going to too. Ka stood up abruptly as he ran up the stairs after Nar. Everyone just stared at him blankly. When he soon to be out of sight, we all turned our eyes to Sasuke. Sasake just seemed to shrug as he sat down on the couch. I looked over to Sakura, who seemed to whimper. Oh, I would kiss her any day. Then slow footsteps were to be heard as Narut, Hinata, and Ka all walked down the stairs hand in hand. Sasake, say sorry to her right now. Nar walked up briskly to him, dragging Hinata and Ka along. Sasake resisted as he stared down at Narut. But after taking one look at Hinata, his expression softened. I'm I'm sorry. Hinata bowed to Sasake with her hands folded. Sasake looked down, surprised. Shouldn't it be the other way around? You idiot. He's supposed to apologize to you. Ka slapped her head gently. I'm sorry. Sasuke bowed his head as well as everyone stared at the two bowing figures. Ba, so formal, Eno complained. Let's play. My stomach was growling. Let's<unk> not play, but eat. I agree, Nar cried out as Hinata smiled. She ran into the kitchen and poured out a bowl of soup to everyone. Everyone took it graciously as they began to eat. Surprisingly, I found spinach. I guess we salvaged some spinach. Ten took a seat next to me as she smiled. I smiled back. She was a good friend and partner, although she can lose her temper sometimes. Haha. Yeah. I nodded as I took a bite. It was really good. Hinata must be perfect. I can never cook like this. Ten signed. I will never become a good ninja. I frowned. I think you'll become a great ninja. Why so? Because you're nice. 10 started laughing, which made me feel a bit weird. You're a nice guy. She stood up and took her empty bowl to the kitchen. One wonder she meant by that. It was already noon time, so basically that soup was our lunch. It's amazing how our hunger can endure so long. I guess everyone was excited from the game and couldn't concentrate. I looked around as Hinata was doing the dishes and everyone else just lied around the living room bored. I never knew that boredom could be such a huge crisis. Anyone want to play go? Shikamaru asked lazily. We don't even have a go board. Eno scowlled. Let's resume our game. We all stared at her. Well, we did have nothing better to do. Everyone slowly agreed as we formed our little circle once more. "Where did we leave off?" "Oh yeah, Hinata," Eno said through aggravated teeth, who seemed to be jealous that Hinata from All Girls got to kiss Sasake. "Me? Um, it's okay. I don't have to play," Hinata protested as her face turned deep red. "Come on, don't be a party pooper. Just play," Ka encouraged her. Not that I want you to play or something. It's not like I want to kiss you or anything. Sometimes I think Ka is the real idiot. I heard Shikamaru mutter. I smiled. It was pretty obvious that Ka liked Hinata. She should give the poor guy a chance. But but Hinata blushed furiously. Just play Hinata. Narut grinned at her. At that moment, Hinata stopped protesting and nodded furiously. Her face was bright red as she reached for the bottle. She twirled the bottle gently as it spun around a couple of times. Then it was coming to a stop as it pointed at Conquo. Hinata let out a small gasp of fear as she looked up to Konuro who had a pretty expressionless face. But I'll have to say all that makeup and stuff makes him pretty unattractive. I looked to the side as Ka whispered something in Aamaru<unk>s ear. Then out of the blue, Akamaru let out loud barks at the bottle as the sound shook the bottle a bit and made it move a bit to the left. Slowly passing by Conqueror, by Gar, passed by Sasake, slowly by Ka who seemed to try to make it stop. Sadly, the bottled moved on past me and then came to a full and complete stop at Narudo. Nar smiled as he faced Hinata, whose face looked like a strawberry, but it looked like deep inside she was really happy. Yay! I get to kiss Hinata Chan. Narut smiled as he closed his eyes. Hinata's face flushed as she looked at everyone around her. Hinata slowly bent her head down as she was centimeters away from his lips. I noticed Ka at the corner of Mai, who looked quite jealous. I guess he knows how I feel. I would be heartbroken if Sakura kissed Sasake. No. Ka grabbed his hair and stood up in rage. I refuse to see this. I R E F. Everyone stared at him blankly. Ka's face slowly turned red. I meant I uh crap. Ah, poor Kakun is jealous. Eno cried out as she started laughing. No, Ka protested. I uh I ka ran upstairs away from the crowd. Kaun. Hinata looked quite astonished. Then Shino abruptly stood up as everyone stared at him. I'll tend to him. Shino walked up the stairs slowly as everyone watched. As Shino was not in sight, everyone turned his or her attention back to Nar and Hinata. Nar, who seemed to be a bit impatient, jumped up a bit as his lips touched Hinata's. Hinata's face flushed with happiness. I smiled. At least one person was happy. Nar grabbed the bottle for it was his turn. He spun it as it landed on me. Our eyes met. I really have no intention of having my lips touched with his. We both made eye contact and I sensed that Nar felt the same. Before we could have made any excuse not to kiss each other, a loud scream was heard. Everyone's head shifted towards the staircase as I nodded at Narut, who nodded right back at me. After the shrieks were gone, everyone turned their attention on his. Dang, sounds pretty painful. I wonder what Shino is doing to Ka. Shikamaru rolled his eyes. Everyone looked at each other with wandering thoughts. Hopefully, no had any perverted ones. Well, kiss, Eno cried out. We already did. I smiled uneasily as everyone raised their eyebrows. Oh, really? Okay, whatever. Spin. I spun the bottle as my eyes looked over to Sakura. Please, please, please. The bottle stopped at 10. 10. I kind of found it quite alarming. 10en's eyes matched with mine, and for some reason, I felt blood rushing to my cheeks. I was blushing. She seemed to be blushing as well. We don't have all day, Eno signed. I guess she's that desperate for a kiss from Sasake. I leaned over to her and slowly and gently kissed her on the lips. She kissed back and it was kind of a pretty awkward moment. She smiled at me when we pulled apart and my will to kiss Sakura went away. The day went by fast as it turned out that none of the girls got their wish to kiss Sasuke. I don't know if that was a good thing or a bad thing, but there happened to be a lot of gay action going on. I lied down on the bed I shared with Neji. I looked to the side where Shikamaru and Shino shared a bed. Shikamaru was trying to sleep at the very tip of the edge, not to touch Shino. Konuro slept silently on the couch. I turned to the side and saw Neji's backside, his long hair flowing downs his back as he slept shirtless. Well, I slept shirtless as well. It was pretty stuffy in the house. His shoulder pointed out as his backside was pale peach. Then he turned around slowly as I quickly closed my eyes to pretend to be asleep. I know you're awake. I opened my eyes slowly as they peered into Nei<unk>'s eyes. Neji smiled slightly. Then he placed his lips on mine. I just felt like doing that. I remained surprisingly silent and smiled back slightly. A few minutes after, sleep overcame Neji as he slept peacefully. However, I couldn't sleep. I stood up from my bedside and walked downstairs. I really wanted to get some fresh air, but there was no way to get out of the house unless I punched my way out. I noticed that the living room was lit and I saw a shadowy figure on the couch. 10 10 I walked curiously as I saw her sitting on the couch. Her face looked solemn at the sound of my name. Her face became alert as she looked up to me and smiled. Lee, what are you doing up so late? 10 cried out. I would like to ask you the same. I just couldn't sleep. I'm worrying about the voting. Hey. Ten smiled nervously. I can't sleep either. I guess I'm worried too. I couldn't forget her solemn expression. Well, good luck. 10 patted my hand as I grabbed it. Then I kissed her. Lee 1010 looked a bit taken back, but she just smiled. Let's<unk> sleep here tonight. Okay. asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk. Oh ho ho ho. What do we have here? A loud obnoxious voice thundered throughout the shabby house. I woke up to see Nar and Eno peering down at 10 and me. 10 was still asleep on my chest. Shirtless too. Eh, Eno snickered as I turned a deep shade of red. 10 slowly woke up as more people came downstairs. Our faces turned red and to make matters worse, Kakashi sensei appeared. He stared at 10 and me for a minute. Children these days grow up fast. He mumbled under his breath and then he looked up. Everyone here. I looked around basically. Okay, great. Kakashi sensei smiled. You guys are probably are all nervous. One of you guys are going to get kicked out. Tihei. Okay, it's not something I should laugh about. Anyways, you guys are probably thinking there are probably more than one person who doesn't get chosen. Who do you choose to get kicked out? Well, children, I have my ways of knowing who's useless and who's not, and I can make judgments. Just to let you tikes know. Anyways, let the voting begin. I grabbed a piece of paper and pen. I knew who I was going to vote for. I smiled at 1010 as she smiled back. I guess I knew who she was going to vote for as well. I folded my paper and handed it to Kakashi sensei. This survival game is well pretty fun. I stood in my usually corner waiting silently and patiently to see who the next person would get kicked out. I was satisfied with who I have chosen. Although I am looked to be the silent type, I do have lots of thoughts running through my head. I voted for Ka. Why did I vote for Ka? I guess I feel attracted to the guy. I just don't know. I feel as if a magnet is pulling me closer and closer to him. Ironically, I feel like a flea living in the fur of a dog. I grinned at the thought of the day before. The sounds of Ka's constant yelling was quite, let's<unk> say, delightful. People are probably wondering why they heard shouts and screams from above during that game of spin the bottle. Well, I'll be nice to you guys. I'll tell you what happened. Carrot. Carrot. I walked up the stairs which led to the room that Ka shared with Narut, Sasake, Gar, and well, used to be Choji. I peered in through the door and saw Ka sitting on the floor with his front facing the wall. He had his arms around his knees as he held his knees up to his chest. Oh, I must say he looked like a cute little boy. I slowly walked in trying hard to not make a sound, but I knew that Ka sensed me in the room from the moment I peered in. "What do you want?" Ka asked as he sniffed a bit. "Are you crying?" I asked a bit surprised. "Why would anyone cry over the fact that the one they like is kissing another guy?" and a girl, too. I didn't get mad when he kissed Gar. Well, I kind of got jealous. Kind of. No. Ka rubbed his face. He pouted as he stared at the wall. I smiled to myself. I sat myself next to Ka and faced the wall. Ka stared at me as he raised his eyebrow. Then he turned his face to face the wall once more. I moved a bit closer to him as my arm touched his arm. Hey, Shino, don't you think you're a bit too close? I cut him off as I placed my lips on top of his. Oh, how I longed for this moment. Ka immediately reacted by pushing me away. He rubbed his lips on his arm. Hey, you. I smiled as I pulled him towards me and ran up my hand from underneath his shirt, feeling his back. I felt his skin jerk as he felt very stiff. Ka stood up quickly as he looked at me with such a cute face. Honestly, he looked more horrified. I smiled as I pulled him down on the bed and leaned on top of him. Shino Ka cried out, his face flushed red. What are you doing? I placed my lips on his neck as Ka let out a soft scream. Soft scream? Can't it be louder? Alas, my further attempts of sensual touching and feeling have finally brought the guy to scream a bit louder. Music to my ears, I do say so myself. And let's say you can imagine what happened after that. My train of thoughts was gone as Kakashi sensei walked to the center of the room. Look around. Ya, see who's missing. Kakashi's sensei smiled. I looked around. H I'm surprised. I swore for sure that I would be the next one to get kicked out. I don't think anyone would want me to stay that much. Conquer Tamari cried out. Hmp, I guess he got kicked out. Everyone murmured in relief to still be in the game. I let out a sign of relief as I noticed that Kakashi sensei was gone. That guy is really slick. Ah, I must get breakfast ready. Hinata ran into the kitchen as she fastened an apron around her waist. She's a good person. Hinata. No wonder Ka would be attracted to a girl like her. She's more stable and prompt than the other girls. The lot of us just waited in the living room smelling the sweet aroma that Hinata was cooking up. I looked over to Ka who seemed to be hovering over the kitchen door. I signed. It was so boring with these other losers. Ka was the only one that interests me. Hey everyone. Nar gathered everyone. I've been thinking. We didn't shower for a while, so I think it's time that we should. There are only two showers and 13 of us, Eno mumbled. And how can we trust that you guys won't peep on us? Who would want to look at your undeveloped body? Shikamaru muttered as Eno slapped his head. The bathroom is pretty small, I said. We<unk>ll manage, Sasake smirked. Well, I suppose it's a good idea to take a bath. I do feel quite dirty, Sakura stood up as she began walking up the stairs. 10 and Tamari followed her as well. I'll go get Hinata and we girls are going to take a bath and then after the bath we<unk>ll eat. No peeking, Eno cried out as she went into the kitchen to get Hinata. PSH. Who would want to peek on her? Shikamaru cried out. I'm sure you do, Nar murmured as Shikamaru gave him a look. Well, let's<unk> go. Sasuke began to climb up the stairs as we all followed him. I must say it's a miracle how all eight of us fit. Let's just say that the gods up above have made this bathroom a bit bigger for this special occasion. I slowly took off my shirt as my eyes wandered towards where Ka was. His tan skin was pretty to look at. I took off the rest of my garments as I wrapped a towel around my waist. I ran my fingers through my hair. It was pretty dirty. Sasake began to turn on the water as Gar brought in his gourd. What are you doing with that? Sash asked. I want to take a mud bath. A mud bath? Sash raised his eyebrow. It's good for the skin. Gar took out the plug of his gourd as he was about to pour it in the tub. Wait, take your mud bath after we take our non-mud bath. Sasake pushed Gar away from the bathtub which was halfway filled with water. Very well. Gar placed his gourd outside in the hall as he closed the door. The bathroom became a bit steamy as the hot water was filling up the tub. I felt the moisture form on my skin as I looked around. The water was filled up as Narut jumped in the water. Sasake slipped in after him and then Gar went in as well. I think it can only fit up to three people. Nar tried to move as his body was rubbing against Sasake. That's not fair. Why do you three get to go in first? Shikamaru scowlled. You guys can wash your backs or something with soap. Here are some buckets. Sasake threw a bunch of buckets at his lot. Blah. I rather wait. Shikamaru pouted as he sat on a stool. And what are you guys going to do? Lee asked. Wash and rinsed off our dirt in the water and wash our hair. Sasake smirked as he cuped the water in his hand and rubbed his body. Whatever. Neji grabbed the soap as he forced Lee to sit on a stool. Then without saying anything, Neji began to rub his back with soap. I decided to follow this example. I noticed Ka from the corner of my eye as I grabbed him and placed him on a stool. Then I began to rub his back with soap. Ah, Shino. Ka cried out as he began to turn stiff. I smiled to myself as I rubbed harder. Shino. Ka's face turned red as tears came out of his eyes. It hurts. I began to go a bit softer as I rubbed with a sponge. Then my hands wandered to his chest. How did it get there? I have no clue. I rubbed his chest with the soap as he gasped. This is fun. I heard a soft moan as I looked to my right as saw Gar washing Naruto's hair and Nar washing Sasuke's hair. I looked at Gar. He was being a bit overreactive with the washing. Actually, his hands weren't even in his hair. He wasn't even washing Naruto's hair. What in a ladybug's name could cause Nar to moan so I looked at Nar who had trouble washing Sasake's hair? Nar looked a bit irritated. No, he looked like he was feeling something good. Nar, are you cleaning my hair right? Sashik scowlled as he faced the bathroom wall. I'm I'm tea trying. BBuara eye is small tears came out of Naruto's eyes. I looked where Gar's hands were leading too. Well, for one thing, they were under the water looking like it was around the area of Naruto's. Oh my, I shan say it, but it's located where every boy's treasure is located. Ow! Ka cried out as I turned my head to him. I was so caught up in the hole. Where is Gar<unk>s hands located? Thing that I forgot that I was rubbing Ka's skin a bit too rough. Sorry, I murmured as I continued to rub his skin. I think that's enough. Ka stood up. Then his face turned red. All I'll do yours. I looked in surprised. Straight, he said. Eh. I took a seat on the stool as Ka grabbed a sponge and placed soap on it. He began to rub my back gently with the sponge, but I wasn't satisfied. Lose the sponge, I said. While what? Ka looked at me as his face flushed red. Lose the sponge. Um, okay. Ka placed the sponge away as he rubbed soap in his hands and began to rub my back. I prefer his hands than some sponge. I closed my eyes as I felt his fingers wandering around my body. Then I heard muffles towards the bath. I opened my eyes as I looked to see Sasuke<unk>'s arms all around Narudo. Gar also had his hands somewhere. Gez, these guys really like picking on Narut. I don't find what's so attractive about him. Although that Sasake guy is pretty attractive. I watched as Sasake ran his fingers up Naruto's back as Gar licked his fingers. I just watched in amusement. Let's<unk> take a mud bath together later. Narud Gar smirked at Sasake who twinge a bit with jealousy. I'm I'm taking it too. Sasake cried out. Huh? I thought you didn't want to take one. Gar provoked. Hmp. I changed my mind. Sasuke muttered a bit irritated. Nar just smiled [ __ ] Well, the sooner the better. Gar stood up as he got out of the tub and grabbed a towel. He pulled out Nar as Sasake got out as well. You guys can go in, Gar pointed at the dirty bathtub. I'll refill the bathtub, Sasuke said as he pulled out the plug and watched the water drain. Then when the dirty water disappeared, Sasake refilled it with clean water. The next minute, Lee jumped in as he smiled. Shikamaru and Neji got in as well. I guess Ka and I had to wait out turn. Neigan washing Lee's hair as Lee offered to wash Shikamaru's who declined the offer and washed his own hair. I watched Shikamaru wash his own hair. He's straight, no doubt about it. Oh well, too bad for him. Lee smiled happily as he made bubbles in the water with the shampoo. He blew bubbles at Shikamaru, who looked a bit peeved. I focused my attention on KBA. Arg, this sucks. Why do we go last? Ka complained as he sat on his stool cross-legged. You know, we can do something else while we wait, I said as I looked at Nar, Sasuke, and Gar. The three of them were busy washing each other's backs and fooling around in an inappropriate way. Like, Ka asked. I gave a small smile as I kissed him. Then, he pulled apart automatically and pushed me. Why does he keep resisting? You really have this thing with kissing me. Why can't you kiss the other guys? Ka cried out. Because because I'm only attracted to you, I said as Ka stared at me blankly. B. But Ka stuttered as he wanted to protest, but I didn't let him. I placed my lips over his as I pushed him back to the wall. I placed one arm leaning on the wall as I kissed harder. Surprisingly, he kissed back. His face burned red as he kissed me back. Yo, finish making out after you take your turn," Shikamaru said as he dried his hair with the towel. "We pulled apart as I looked to see Neji and Lee out of the tub as well. They were all drying their bodies and hair." "I<unk>ll put in clean water," Shikamaru said as he drained the dirty tub and filled it with fresh, clean water. "Finally, it was our turn." Ka lifted up the shampoo bottle. "Hey, it's empty." Huh. The other guys must have used it up already. Neji must have used the most, judging by his long hair. I'm going to go. Ka got cut off by Shikamaru. I'll go get some more. Shikamaru hastily grabbed the bottle from Ka's hand. There should be more shampoo in the girl's bathroom. Shikamaru ran out of the bathroom, still half naked with his towel. Ka pouted. Pervert, he cried out. But of course, I knew. Ka wanted to go and peep on Hinata. It kind of made me a bit sad, but I suppose it can't be helped. Ka and I waited in the tub for the shampoo as Shikamaru came in scowlling. Ka looked at him, grinning. You went peeping. No, I didn't. Shikamaru threw the new shampoo bottle at Ka as it smashed into his face. Oh, www. Ka rubbed his nose. Peeping on. Eno I bet. No. Shikamaru<unk>s face turned red as he denied it. I could see a red mark on his cheek as he was trying to conceal it. I guess she slapped. Ya. Ka smirked as Shikamaru tried to conceal the red mark with his hand. "Shhat up, Shikamaru growled as he left the bathroom. I noticed that Narut, Sasake, and Gar were gone as well." "Keba and I were alone. Let me wash your hair first." Ka's face turned slightly red. I remained silent as he began to run his hand through my hair. He rubbed it gently as he was filling my whole head with shampoo. "Oh, it felt pretty good." I looked at the wall as I had nothing better to do. Then I looked down upon the crystal clear water and touched the tips. I let the water droplets fall off of the tip of my index finger. It was interesting to do this. Hey Shino, why do you always wear those sunglasses? Ka asked. I noticed that I still had my sunglasses on. Why did I always wear this? It protects my eyes. I made up. Really? But why do you still wear it while taking a bath? Ka asked. because it never occurred to me. I wore these sunglasses 24/7 and I never took them off. These glasses are a part of me, I suppose. Oh, I see. I was always curious about how your eyes would look like, Ka murmured as he rinsed my hair with water. Do you really want to see my eyes? I asked. Yah. Like, you really really really want to look at them? Ya. And you won't say anything bad about them. Ya. Well, too bad. No fair. Ka complained as he sat down in front of me. It's my turn. I grabbed the shampoo and began washing his hair. Shino, I have another question. What? Didn't your sunglasses get wet when I rinsed your hair? I swore the water went down your face. It's magic. Really? You can do magic? I smiled at Ka's retardedness. Yep, I replied. But personally, my bugs keep my shades clean. Oh. Ka sat still as he starred dumbly at the wall. I was bored. It was not fun to just wash his hair. I kind of wanted to do a bit more. I hastily rinsed his hair as I wrapped my arms around him. Shino Ka looked at me uneasily. I began to kiss his neck until Rar Aurora. Damn that blasted dog. Akamaru jumped into the bathtub, making a huge splash, causing me to let go of Ka. Arg. It angers me how this mere stupid dog could ruin such a moment. Oh, Aamaru, you need a bath, too, you dirty dog. Ka grinned as he lifted Akamaru. Akamaru barked with displeasure as Ka rubbed shampoo into his fur. He whined as he tried to get out of the water. Ha, it's<unk> your fault for coming here, Ka grinned as he washed Akamaru. Leaving me to be kind of jealous. Ha, that's stupid. Jealous of some stupid dog. I got out of the tub. I'm going to dry first. Okay, Ka replied. I shall continue this next time. I walked out of the bathroom as I walked downstairs to see everyone except Ka eating out of bulls. They seemed to be all eating chicken soup. Shinkun Hinatada walked up to me a bowl filled with the hot steamy soup. This is for you. I smiled in appreciation and accepted the food. I ate it as I wondered what could be taking Ka so long. Uh Kakun? Hinata asked. He's still taking a bath. Oh, then please give him his when he comes. Hinata left another bowl on the table next to me. Sure. After a few minutes, Ka Grogali walked down the stairs in his clothes with a towel around his neck. Akamaru barked ferociously nearby. I stopped him and handed him his soup. "Thanks," Ka mumbled as he began to eat it. Akamaru ran to Hinata as she fed him. The lot of us ate silently as slurping sounds can be heard throughout the room. Soon everyone was finished, but I noticed that Narut, Sasake, and Gar were all still shirtless. Ah, that was a good meal. Nar stretched his arms as he placed the bowl in the sink. Gar smiled as he said nothing and picked up his gourd. Sasake said nothing as well as he placed his bowl in the sink. The three walked up the stairs into the bathroom. "Sasuke [ __ ] what are you doing?" Sakura asked as she hastily ran up the stairs. Taking a mud bath? Sasuke said as Sakura stared at him. T then I want to take a mud bath too. Sakura cried out. I if Sasake [ __ ] is then me too. Gar stared at her with the get the hell away. Look. He threw a bag of sand at her. Take your own bag and leave us alone. He pushed her out of the door with the sand. What's the big idea? Sakura cried out through the closed door. It's not like I was planning to take it with you guys. Her face fumed with anger as she stormed down the stairs. A mud bath. I wouldn't mind taking one. I walked over to Ka as I dragged him up the stairs. I opened the door to see Nar, Gar, and Sasake all covered in dot mud. Hey Shino Ka, want to join us? Nar waved his arms frantically. What a dumbass? I nodded as Ka looked horrified. I am not going to go in that thing. Ka cried out. Oh, shut up. I wanted to say, but hey, I'm a nice guy. I stripped him out of his clothing as we jumped in the mud-filled bath. Surprisingly and magically, this time we all fit. It was a quite a unique experience, but taking mud baths are well quite fun. The day ended with us taking hours of mud baths and taking another bath and eating half of what was in the fridge. We were all unusually hungry. I slipped under covers and noticed that Shikamaru was gone. I looked towards the couch and noticed him sleeping on it. Huh. I suppose it's more convenient for him to sleep there since Konaru left. I closed my eyes and fell deeply into sleep from this tiring day. I woke up early in the morning to find Nei and Shikamaru gone. I looked onto the other bed as Lee still slept. That guy always sleeps more than us. I nudged him awake. Huh? Ha! Lee groaned as he stiffly sat up. Then he looked a bit nervous. It was time for one of us to be kicked out. "Let<unk>s go," I said as I quickly dressed as Lee did the same. "Good luck," Shinoan, Lee nodded as I nodded back. Survival was our only key. But to win this game, didn't we need to have affection for others and receive affections in return? I thought I was going to survive this game, and if I was going to, I would have to move on and gain more admirers. There was only one person who I had in mind other than Ka and that person, Sasuke. The two of us walked down the stairs to see everyone biting their lips. They looked nervous as they clutched the pen and paper in their hands. I grabbed a paper and pen and wrote who I wanted to stay the most. You guys all know who that is, right? Awe. This is so aggravating. I brought up my fists to my lips as I looked at the people around me. The room felt intense as I wanted to burst out and scream. Of course, I voted for Sasuke [ __ ] There wasn't really anyone else who I wanted to stay that bad. I bit my lips. I wasn't going to get kicked out, was I? It's too early for me to get kicked out. I can't get out. Oh, I think I'm going to pull my hair out. My knees began to shake as I tried hard to make them still. This was too depressing. I couldn't stand it. I just couldn't take it anymore. Damn. Where was Kakashi sensei? Was he done with the results? I can see your knees shaking, Sakura. Eno smirked at me as I clenched my fist. Oh, I wanted that slap that [ __ ] off to Mars. But no, I refused to let her take advantage of me. I'm sick and tired of always following behind her. Finally, I shall take the lead. Ah, my knees are only shaking from excitement, unlike yours who's shaking from being kicked out. I smirked back as I cursed her name under my breath. That pig. Who the hell does she think she is? Damn it. I wanted to punch someone's eyeballs out. I turned around to find someone to use as a punching bag until I bumped into someone. Sasuke [ __ ] A sashkun. Sorry about that, I said quickly as I looked up to him. Sasake remained silent. Hell, I didn't care. Just being near him was pure bliss. Sasake remained silent as he walked past me. I watched him walk by. Just watching him was never an eyesore, and I can just stare at him for hours. Sakura san, good luck. I turned to see Lee who was smiling at me. I smiled back. Good luck Lee San. I knew Lee liked me. A n well not anymore XD and I respected that but I only had my heart set on Sasukeon. Kakashi sensei finally appeared as he walked to the center of the room. Look around you. He smiled as we all looked around. That girl is gone. Nar cried out. Who? Shikamaru asked. The girl who fed us blood? Ka asked. Narut nodded. Tamari was gone. I signed a sign of relief as I looked on the ground. At least I didn't get kicked out. I was pretty much determined to win this game just as everybody else. Kakashi's sensei was gone once more, leaving the 12 of us in the living room. I recounted the heads, but surprisingly, I counted 11 heads. Someone was missing. I named each head as I found out who was missing. Where's Hinata? Ka asked. I think she's still sleeping, but she seemed to be making sounds. I kind of think she's sick. 10 bit her lip. Let me go check on her. 10 ran up the stairs and came back down a few minutes later. You guys, she has a high fever. Her face is burning. I knew I heard her moaning a bit during the night, but I didn't really take any precaution of it. I felt guilty as I ran up the stairs as everyone else. We all went into the room as Eno was trying to keep the guys out. You guys can't come in. There is lady stuff in here. Eno cried out as she pushed Nar and Ka back. Hey, I just want to see. Nar cried out. See what? Eno snapped as she slapped his head. Sasake grabbed her arm. Sasake [ __ ] Eno looked up surprised. Don't hit his head. Eno looked at him with wide eyes as she slowly nodded. Sasake let go as he peered inside of the room. I walked up to Hinata with 10 as I felt her head. She was burning up pretty bad. What could have caused her this fever? Hinata Chan, I called out gently as Tenan placed a wet cold towel on her forehead. I looked at Hinata's small forehead. Why did mine have to be so big? I was jealous. I noticed the guys peering in. They are all probably hungry and their cook is sick. I signed. I couldn't cook. I couldn't do anything. I'm pretty much useless. Ah, good morning, Sakura Chan. Aw. Hinata coughed as she tried to sit up. I must get breakfast ready. She coughed constantly as I pushed her back down. No, I'll make breakfast. You keep resting. You cook. Eno walked up to me as she poked my chest. You can't cook for [ __ ] Watch me. I cried out as I ran down the stairs into the kitchen. I looked at the many foreign utensils around me. Ha. I'll show them. I'll show everyone that I can cook. I looked in the fridge and pulled out a box of eggs. These can come in handy. I couldn't make rice. So, what can we eat with eggs? I pulled out a huge bowl as one cracked all the eggs in it. I mixed the eggs thoroughly as it was the color of yellow. Then I decided to experiment. What shall I add? I looked in the closet and found a jar with a pink gooey substance. "Oh, it was the thing I used before. I'm sure everybody loved it," I grinned as I poured the substance in and mixed it well. Then, I popped the bowl in the oven to cook for an hour. I walked out of the kitchen to find everyone except 10 in the living room. It seems that 1010 was watching over Hinata as everyone else was just waiting, worried. Well, I'll admit that Hinata is an important person in our household. She was basically the provider and the housekeeper. She must be tired, huh? Narudo said, breaking up the silence. I mean, she probably was too busy cleaning and cooking and got sick of it. Yeah, I think she works too much. Ka agreed. Everyone randomly nodded as the room became silent once more. Hey, why don't we make her a gift? Nar suggested. A gift? What can we possibly give her? Eno asked. Unless you want to give her dusty vases and chewed up furniture. No, Nar signed. How about we perform a play? Lee suggested. Yeah, a play. She'll love it. Ka's face bolted up with flushed brightness. Which play? Shikamaru asked. I'll be the tree. H N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N looked up. A play, huh? I always wanted to be in a play. The play I wanted to be in the most was Cinderella. I always wished to be Cinderella. It was my dream to be her and we are so totally alike in looks and personality. Sasuke Kung can be the prince and Eno can be the evil stepmother. Oh, I love the thought of it. Snow White. Out of nowhere, Shino suggested randomly. I suppose Snow White is good. I've always wanted to play as Snow White as well. And Sasuke Kung can be the prince. Snow White? Yeah, let's do that. Nar agreed as everyone else mumbled and slowly began to agree as well. But who's going to be Snow White? Eno and I exchanged glances as 10 walked down the stairs. What's going on everyone? 10 asked. Everyone stared at her. Were they thinking of making her be Snow White? I would die if they were letting 10 be Snow White. The only Snow White that should be in this play is me. I bit my lip as I quickly rushed to her side. Oh, we are doing a play for Hinata. I explained to her what was going on as she understood. I think Hinata makes the perfect Snow White, Ka mumbled. I wanted to knock his brains out. The perfect Snow White was 2 feet away from that dog. Me too. Nar agreed. She even looks like Snow White. Snow White can look like anyone. What the hell was he talking about? Snow White doesn't only have short dark hair. Gr. This was getting me angry. What were these dumb asses thinking? Me, too. I looked towards the voice's owner. Sashikun. My head spun rapidly. Not Sasukeon, too. Well, she's not here right now, so she can't really be an option, can she? Eno gritted her teeth as she mumbled. I can see that Eno had the same anticipation as I did. We glared at each other. I was not going to give up the role, but before I could say anything. I'll be Snow White, Eno shouted. Everyone stared at her. My anger boiled inside of me. I was not going to let her win. I'll be Snow White, I hollered as I pushed Eno aside. Eno glared at me as I smirked. Everyone just stared. I don't think either of you guys should be Snow White. Gar walked up to us. What was this freaky guy thinking? Did he want to be Snow White or something? But then again, his skin was awfully white. Arg snap out of it. I will keep the Snow White position. I'm the only one who fits it. I should be Snow White. Gar smirked. Everyone stared at him with a blank expression. Complete randomness from all people. Was he stupid to even mention himself as a candidate? I would make a prettier snow white. Neither. Everyone stared at him blankly as well. I do have long black hair, you know. But I have whiter skin. Gar pointed out. This is getting nowhere. The roles will be decided by a drawing. So everyone shut up and give me paper. Sasake snapped as he walked to the middle of the room. Hey, is it me or do I smell something burning? Shikamaru asked. The food. I gasped as I ran into the kitchen. I opened the oven to see a burnt pile of mush. Breakfast was destroyed. We ended up eating cup ramen and distributing the rolls. I sigh of disappointment. I did not deserve this role. I would have been the most perfect Snow White, but I ended with the role I despised most. The evil queen. This character had no similarity with me whatsoever. I was so angry. Why did fate put me with this role? Why was I suffering so much? I should be Snow White and Sasake [ __ ] should be the prince. The roles. Snow White, Shikamaru, Queen, Mi Prince, Eno Hunter, 10en, Doc, Shino, Happy Gar, Sneezy, Ka Bashful, Lee, Grumpy, Sasake, Sleepy, Narut, Dopey, Nei. Damn, this sucks, Shikamaru scowlled. Let's<unk> do the drawing again. No, Sasuke snapped. It's too complicating. No, I so do not want to kiss Shikamaru. Eno cried out in frustration. It's not like you have to," Shikamaru muttered in irritation. "Hmp." Eno then turned her attention to me. "My, my Sakura, the evil queen. The perfect role for you." I glowered as I clenched my fists. To be honest, being the prince was a much better position to be. I glared as I couldn't think of anything to say. "Damn it, I feel so defeated." I watched as Shino, Gar, and Sasuke were writing up the script. I hope they weren't going to make me look too evil. Oh, whatever. I screamed in my head. I wanted to turn back time and do the drawing over and knock out Eno<unk>'s brains. Okay, it's finished. Shino took out the messily handed script as he handed a copy to each of us. We all practiced our lines and gr overexaggerated on my character a bit too much. And what's with all these homo scenes? Damn it. 10 happened to find some costumes in an abandoned chest. Amazingly, there were enough costumes for everyone. What dumb luck had found us today? We got into our costumes as Narut decided to surprise Hinata with the news. Nar sneaked in our room as Hinata stirred up a bit, sensing his presence. Narut [ __ ] Hinata cried out in joy. Nar smiled at Hinata. We have a present for you. A present? Hinata's eyes widened. Yep. Nar grinned madly. You guys didn't have to. Hinata's eyes began to fill up with tears. Don't cry, Hinata Chan. Nar patted her head. We practiced a play for you, Snow White. So, sit back and enjoy the show. Ka came in as he smiled at Hinata. I hope you feel better. Ka placed up curtains across the room in front of Hinata's bed. Hinata smiled back a warm smile as Ka's face flushed red. He sneaked behind the curtain as it revealed me holding a mirror. Man, I might as well become one with my role to show off a good performance. Damn, I didn't want to be the evil queen. Gia. I took a quick glance at Hinata, whose face seemed to brighten up with happiness. I softened a bit. I guess she really deserves this treat. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest one of all? I asked. Not you. For one thing, [ __ ] I looked up in surprise. I thought Shino was going to voice out the mirror, but I turned to see Eno with her hand around Shino's mouth. She smirked at me. I glowered in anger and said through clenched teeth. Then who is you piece of [ __ ] A pretty girl with long black hair who is otherwise known as your hot stepdaughter who can get guys unlike you and is much more beautiful than your big ass forehead. My fist tightened around the mirror as I looked at Hinata who frowned a bit. I kept my anger in. I wasn't going to ruin this for Hinata. Oh, I see. Thank you very much for telling you son of a [ __ ] I threw the mirror as I aimed at Eno. Disappointingly, it hit Shino. I smiled. apologetically to Shino as I glowered at Eno. Everyone knows I'm the fairest one of all. I walked out of the scene as the curtain closed. I threw a glare at Eno as Shikamaru stepped up to the next scene in a huge ass dress. It would have looked better on me. Damn. The curtains opened as Hinata gasped in surprise to see who was playing Snow White. Shikamaru frowned as he pretended to be playing with birds. Yo, little birdies, do you know what I wish for? A few seconds of silence. I wish for a prince to take me away and live happily ever after. My god, his voice is total monotone. He could at least put more feeling. Sing Shikamaru, sing the prince song, Narut whispered harshly. What? No way. I am not singing to hell with that. Shikamaru cried out. Then his eyes met up with Hinata's. Fine. Again with his monotone voice. Someday a prince will come. Someday a prince will come. Someday a damn prince will come. La, I forgot the lyrics, but surely that [ __ ] prince bastard would come and take me away to live happily ever after. I wanted to squeeze his lungs out of anger. I would have done a much better job. Eno walked into the scene. Oh ho ho, I see a pretty ugly lady here. Eno smiled down at Shikamaru. Are you the damn prince who's going to take me away and live happily ever after? If you want me to, Eno winked as she flicked Shikamaru<unk>s forehead. Oh, www. Shikamaru scowlled. The curtains closed as it opened to reveal 10 kneeling in front of me. You called me your majesty. 10 asked. Yes, in fact, I did. What is your will? Kill my stepdaughter, the princess. Murder her before I kill you. But please, queen, anything but killing the princess. I don't care. Go off now. I walked out of the scene, leaving 10 on the ground. The curtain closed and opened once more to see Shikamaru pretending to play with flowers. Then you can see Ten sneeped up from behind with a canai. She crept up silently behind him as she dropped the cany. We all saw Hinata gasped from anticipation, but of course it was common sense that Snow White surely wouldn't die so soon. Hunter person, what the hell are you doing? Shikamaru asked with such a fake expression of being surprised. I just wanted to slap some sense into him. I'm sorry, princess. I was sent to kill you. Run away and never return. Go, go. Tenan pointed to the other side as Shikamaru ran out of the scene. The curtain closed once more and opened to see Shikamaru fake running. My god, he fakes things so easily. Shikamaru suddenly collapsed on the ground. Buhoo, I'm lost and afraid in this damn dark place. Buhoo! Someone wants to kill me. Buhoo! Shikamaru mumbled in his monotone voice. GR. Then Ka turned on the light as it focused on Shikamaru. Shikamaru got up. Oh boy, a house. I will go inside. Shikamaru pretended to be going into the house. He looked around and picked up a piece of bread and ate it. There is food. I'll clean this dirty place up a bit. Shikamaru grabbed the broom as he sweeps the floor. Then the curtain closed and opened once more to reveal seven mats on the floor. Beds. Shikamaru jumped in as he pretended to fall asleep. His fake snoring was quite aggravating. The curtains closed and opened to reveal the seven guys walking in. "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho." They repeated in unison in our favorite Disneys melodious tune. Hinata's face brightened as the lot walked in a row. She smiled as she silently mumbled, "How cute." Everyone started to fake dig. Look, I found a stone. Shino pointed at a random. "A stone? How amazing," Neji replied in monotone. And then Lee pinched him, reminding him that he's dopey. "A stone, hooray! It's<unk> so so dope. I am so sleepy. I fall asleep on the mines." Nar fell asleep as he grabbed Sasake's arm. Sasake's face flushed as he crossed his arms. "Arg, I'm grumpy because I'm too mad to find any stones." Nar began to drool. That idiot is really sleeping. But I'll become unrumpy if I do this. Sasake kissed Narudo on the lips as Gar jumped up. That's not fair. Gar hollered as he pushed Sasake aside and kissed Narudo. What the hell were they doing? I cringed as I grabbed my hair. Sasuke [ __ ] I wanted to run in there and pull them apart and realized Hinata had a bit of a horrified expression. However, Ka stopped it as he noticed the threesome was ruining the play. A c h o o ka screamed as he pulled the three apart. He got in the middle as he pushed Gar off of Narut. Sneezy dot you are making me unhappy with your sneezes. Gar pushed back Ka. Ka glowered back. A c ho o ka cried out. Oh my happy. Did my snog get on you? Gar glared at KBA with fierce eyes as Ka decided to step back a bit. Ah, let's<unk> head back home, everyone. Lee stepped in as he blushed. Neji grabbed on Lee's shirt. Bashful. I wonder why your face is so red. Then a stick came flying and hit Neji<unk>'s head. I looked to see 10 glaring at Nei. Lee smiled uneasily as Neji smirked. The curtain finally closed as it was time for the dwarves to find the sleeping Snow White. The curtain opened as the dwarves found Shikamaru lying on their bed. Who the hell is this ugly girl? Sasake asked. What? Shikamaru bolted up and then after seeing Hinata's blank expression, Shikamaru immediately lied back down. Idiot, Neji muttered. I heard that, Shikamaru said under his breath. Lean tried to get the play back together. Oh dear, who is this girl that we found sleeping on our beds? A prostitute? Gar exclaimed sarcastically as Sasake slapped his head. "She's pretty," Narut lied as he peered down at Shikamaru's fake sleeping face. "Makes me want to kiss her," Shino said. "You can't<unk>t. You're too ugly for her. You're<unk> a dwarf." Ka cried out. "Okay." Shino turned around as he grabbed Ka and kissed him. Then he pulled apart. "I'm not too ugly for you." Ka flushed as he wiped his lips and looked at Hinata, who was smiling uneasily at them. He then pushed Shino aside. Get away from me, homo. Ka, Shino said disappointedly. Oh well, time for me to move on for the time being. Shino grabbed Sasake as he kissed his neck. Sasake pushed him off. Hey, just because you got dumped, don't go to me. Sasake cried out as he ran to Narut. Now, now, let's<unk> wake up this girl, Lee said patiently. He nudged Shikamaru awake. Shikamaru slowly sat up as he stared at everyone. Who the hell are you guys? We are the seven dwarves. Nice to meet you, Snow White. Nar cried out. Idiot. You don't know my name yet. Shikamaru slapped his head. Right, right. My name is Sleepy, and you are Snow White. Nar grinned. Baka. Shikamaru shook his head. Then he stood up. Wash your damn dirty hands and eat. Okay. Everyone said in unison as they left the scene. The curtain closed and opened to reveal me once more. Finally, I cackled and laughed evily as best I could. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest one of all? Snow White. No [ __ ] Eno<unk>'s voice cried out. Grot isn't te that [ __ ] dead. I glowered at Eno. She<unk>s alive. Thank God she's living with a bunch of dwarves. Bwa wa ugly [ __ ] take that. Eno<unk>'s voice cried out. I threw the mirror aiming at Eno<unk>'s head as it missed her and hit Shino. I smiled apologetically at Shino once more as I glowered at Eno. That [ __ ] I took out an apple. I might as well make my scene short. Everyone else seems so anticipated to get on stage. I will take this apple and poison it. The girl can only be cured if she gets the kiss of true love. Okay, that's nice. Curtains close. Sash pulled down the curtains. Sashik [ __ ] The scene showed of the seven guys getting ready to go to work. Bye. Bye. Thank god you're leaving. Have fun at work. Don't screw around too much. Don't get messy and take your time and don't come back for a long time. Shikamaru patted everyone's head as they left the scene one by one. It was my turn to appear again. I dressed in a hideous black cloak as I took out the apple. Hey girl. I walked up to Shikamaru. Yo, Snow White should never greet with a yo. Try this apple. Sure. Shikamaru took it and ate it and fell down on the floor like a robot that's just been shut down. Gez, he could show some more feelings and emotions. Haha, my plan worked. Snow White will die and sleep forever. I cried out, "My god, this role is so unfitting for me." The scene changed once more to the dwarves finding Snow White on the ground knocked out. "Eh, she dead?" Ka asked. "Someone kick her?" Nei suggested. Gar walked up to Shikamaru as he kicked him hard. "Oh," Shikamaru cried out. "Whoops, my bad." He pretended to be dead again. "That idiot. She's dead." Lee cried out, but she just screamed. Narut protested as Ka slapped his head. "We<unk>ll have to make a funeral," Shino said as they literally tossed Shikamaru in a pile of pillows. "I think this is the part when we all start crying," Ka whispered. 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