Are we Best Friends or FIENDS?!

D: Hi. P: Hellooo, DanAndPhilGAMES slugs.. D: *chuckles* Okay... relevant, but offensive. (*Dan chuckles*) P: Hey! No- a slug is a snail without a shell. P: Think about how majestic a snail is... D: It- yes.. P: Now you're shaming it without a home. D: E-ex- yeah.. you're right, Phil. (P: Yeah! Anyway..) D: I take it back.. Slugs are beautiful (P: Thank you!), and so are you. P: Yes! All of those slugs out there.. P: Welcome back to our festive grotto..! D: Grotto's a weird word. P: I know. Grotto... D: It's a bit cavey, I don't like it. P: Yeah, I don't like that, either. D: You're a bit of a grotto. P: I'm surprised the snowflakes have stayed up. D: Yeah, I think they're gonna jumpscare us at any moment (P: Yeah).. so just prepare yourselves for that. P: Prepare yourselves! P: Also, I'm brewing a festive atmosphere with this candle.. P: Have a sniff. (P: *sniff* Mmm...) D: That is an extremely festive candle holder, look at-. P: Look at it! Look at it! D: What-what scent is it? P: Sniff it. Sniff it! Guess! D: Mmm... inhale that flame. Vanilla..? P: It is.. Christmas cookies. D: Appropriate. P: I don't know how a cookie smells different to a Christmas cookie, but.. I'm getting it, I'm getting it. D: There we are! This is the world we're living in. P: Okay, let's get into the video! *Dan laughs* D: So, there is an awesome charity called (RED) (P: Red!).. whose aim is to create an AIDS-free generation, and they have launched a campaign called Games for (RED) (P: Yes!) where YOU can help raise money for charity.. just by playing games..! P: That's the BEST way to make money for charity! D: If only you could.. Do Your Housework.. by playing games-! (P: Yes!) D: That doesn't work. (P: No.) There's- If you invent that, (*Phil laughs*) that would be really great. P: That would be good. P: So today, to support this charity, we're gonna be playing a game which I'm SURE you're all familiar with.. D: *chuckles* Yeah, I think that's safe to say. P: Best Fiends!~ D: Pretty much.. every YouTuber in the entire universe knows Best Fiends. P: Is there.. is there a YouTuber who HASN'T played Best Fiends..? D: No, we've just completed the cycle. P: Yes! D: Now, BY.. (P: It ends with us.) having.. a best friend themed quiz-off! D: That is right. P: That was intense.. D: That was dramatically delivered, wasn't it? P: *giggles* Yeah. P: And as a thanks for making this video, they're gonna donate 10,000 dollars to the charity from us! D: Which is.. amazing (P: Yeah!), so thank you.. D: Thank THEM! P: Thanks, Best Fiends! D: Much generous.. very game.. I need to stop. P: Stop! D: Never do that.. D: So, if you don't know what Best Fiends is, it is the first game in a trilogy of kind of.. puzzle adventure games where you line up things of the same color and then you break them and solve the puzzles and it's a good.. brain.... W-what's the word I'm looking for? P: Brain... D: Mas- massage?? (P: Massage?!) D: It's not a brain massage, no.. (P: It's kind of a brain massage..!) D: EXERCISE! D: It's a free app that you can download, and we'll link to it down in the description and as you can see here, from these snazzy red things at the top, there is a new character that you can download for the charity called Bam. P: Bam! What a good name. P: I wish I was called Bam. D: Bam Lester... (P: Bam Lester.) Amazing..Bam.... P: It's quite cute, and also quite scary at the same time. D: It's very festive. I really- It's basically Santa. P: Yeah! D: L-look at the little coat.. and the beard.. Just realized that. P: So until December 6th, you can get Bam, and a hundred percent of the proceeds will go (RED) to fight against AIDS. D: So Phil, please now explain how you're going to tie this into a "best friend themed quiz.." P: Well, we're going to play a level of the game (D: Uh-huh..) and every time we defeat a slug, we're gonna ask each other a question about our friendship.. (D: Uh-huh..) P: And then whoever gets the most right gets to tweet something from the other person's phone. D: Oh shit. P: *laughing* Yeah. P: So it means- we're meaning business with this! D: The- the STAKES are HIGH. P: The snakes are.. high. Muahahahahaaa... D: Phil's doing the plotting hand rub. (P: Yeah.) It's not looking good. D: So there's literally over 800 levels in this thing but we thought, as it's the festive season, we'd go for the.. Frozen Hills land (P: Yayy.) so we're gonna go for level 21. P: This is the team I have created. D: What a swaggy bunch of dudes. P: Yeah. P: My favorite one is the yellow one. It's mean to be a spider.. I think it's uncle is a bee, though. D: Obviously the spider and the bee were having a little *suggestive click click*. P: Okay, so we're gonna take it in turns (D: Okay.).. and then, when we defeat a slug, question time. D: *exhale* Right, so there's 5 slugs. We've got 5 questions.. D: Are you ready to do this? (P: Yes.) Who's going first? P: I'll go first. D: Okay. P: So we attack the slugs by matching things.. I'm gonna start off with some water.. (D: Mmm niiice, okay.) Blub, blub-blub-blub. Die, slug! D: Do the red ones. That's obviously- P: Okay, I WOULD get the red ones, but the goal is to get loads of mushrooms and water. *blows raspberry* P: So, I'm gonna get them anyway... D: Phil, it's not about winning.. it's about doing satisfying things. (P: Okay.) That's the point of all of these games. P: Here we go... That was satisfying. P: We killed the slug! Okay. D: Okay, question one! P: Question one. D: Are you ready, Phil? P: Right. D: If we get these wrong, we're just gonna have to like, end our friendship, Phil.. P: *laughing* Okay, question one. (D: Okay, right.) You should know this. D: Okay. I'm ready. P: How did I get this scar..? D: What the hell's happening..? P: Oh, skinny jeans were a bad idea today.. D: Get that meaty leg out, Phil. What is happening..? P: Where's my scar..? D: *sarcastic applause* So you're giving me a quiz, and you don't know which leg you have a scar on. Okay, good one, Phil.. P: Look at that bruise! That is from Phil is not on fire, where you failed to pick me up. D: At least you wouldn't die in a burning building. (P: Look at that!) Okay, right. P: Anyway- question! How did I get -THIS- scar on my knee? Did I fall on a nail while trying to catch a bee? (D: Why were you trying to catch a bee??) Did I fall off my bike while racing in the snow? (D: Yep..) Or did I fall on some glass (*Dan giggles*) while falling off a skate ramp? D: Wow, there's a lot of falling.. (P: Yeah. *giggles*) involved in this one. You're a very clumsy guy. (P: Yeah.) D: You tripped on a nail. The bee. ....... P: That's right! How did you know?? D: Because you TOLD me you fell on a nail! P: Ohh.. P: I fell on a nail. D: I 'member things. D: Ding-a-ling! D: Okay, I got a relevant question (P: Yeah?), but I'm not getting more flesh out.. D: *I* have a scar. How did I get this-? (P: Yeah.. Y-you can't just steal my question!) D: Well, I just did it. You got a problem, mate? *Phil giggles* D: How did I get this scar on my elbow? P: Uhh.. *noise of vague disgust* D: Was it from a stamp? Was it from biting my wenis to see how much pain I could... um.. P: "Biting your wenis"? D: I'm gonna stop that right now. D: Or, did I fall on a plug? *dramatic clap* P: You got it.. from a teacher's stamp, and it gave you an allergic reaction so it looks like a smiley face. *Dan giggling* P: Ayyy. D: Boom. Okay. D: Okay, easy.. Easy round one. P: Alright. D: We're supposed to get the water, are we? P: Yeah, water and mushrooms. P: What did these slugs do? (D: To deserve-?) Why- why are we so angry at them? D: Phil, you need to get into the lore of the Best Fiends universe. (P: Yeah. Oh, here we go.) P: Bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-! D: Ohh, that is satisfying. P: Is he gonna die? Killed it! *clap* D: Okay! (P: Right. Question two!) Rounderu deux! P: What would I have been called if I was born a girl? D: Oh god, do I know this? Okay, go.. *Dan chuckles* P: Would it have been.. Marie? ..Fiona? or Simone? D: "Simone".. Simone Lester? P: I could be called Simone! D: Fiona. P: Is that your final answer? P: *da-da-dunnn* D: Yes. P: It's Fiona. D: *laughing* YESS! P: Noo! P: How did you know that? Were you just guessing that? D: I didn't even know, I pretty much guessed. P: *disappointed* Ohhh. D: Maybe it was somewhere in my extensive Phil mind palace. P: Maybe. D: Who knows? P: Alright, what's your question? D: I wanna do the girl question one! Come on, come on- *Dan gibberish* Nono-Iknowafunny-okayrightrightright wahooho (P: Ugh.. okay.) D: What would MY parents have named ME? P: Okay.. D: Danielle... P: *scoffs* That would be so unoriginal. *giggles* D: May- it's the most logical answer.. P: Yeah? D: Roxanne... P: Wow. D: Or.. Yazzy. P: I- I know- I know it was something weird, so... P: Yazzy is the only weird one..? D: *laughing* It was Yazzy. P: Was it- was it like, an ancient tent or something they were gonna name you after? D: They went on holiday to Kenya (P: Yeah..) and there was an oyster farmer called Yazzy on a beach (P: Wow..) so they were going to call their child "Yazzy Howell." P: They should've just taken HER home and never had you. D: yazisnotonfire. P: I'd've watched that channel. D: Okay! (P: Alright.) There we go- Oh god, this is terrible.. D: Phil, if we just get every single one right, this is just gonna make us look lame. *Phil giggles* P: I- I know. D: We need to get harder next time. P: Right. P: Alright, we need to kill this.. frickin' slug. D: Ooh, I wanna do this.. D: This, um.. yellow thing makes everything explode in a giant- D: Ohh my- Are you ready for this? P: That was satisfying. D: Sweeet mother of god. (P: Die!) D: That was erotic. D: Okay, here we go. Are you ready for this? Ohh my goddd.. P: Themetastic! I already killed him. (D: Ohho.. ohh my godd.) D: There we go! Bam! *clap* Right. (P: Right.) D: Next round. No more mister nice Dan. P: Okay, you can go first with this one. D: This one is ~imPORtant~. (P: Yes?) It says a lot about me as a person.. (P: Okay..) so you better get this right. D: What IS.. my favorite scented candle? D: Oof.. D: Is it the one.. that's- P: It's Christmas cookies! D: It is NOT the Christmas cookie candle, although that is quite nice.. P: SoO FesTIVe.. D: IS it.. A. beachwood.. (P: Yeah..) (P: "Beachwood.."?) B. sad mist.. *Phil snickers* Or 3. amber husk..? P: What the HELL do any of those smell like?? D: My personality embodied.. P: What- was that am- amber h.. amber m..? D: Amber MUSK. D: One of those might not be a real candle I have. P: Come on.. D: G- guess which one.. BUT, which one of those is my favorite? P: I know you LIKE the beachwood one a lot... D: Yeah? P: But then I know you also got a new one that you were like, "Smell this," but I can't remember if it was amber or mist.. D: Mmm... P: Ohh, I'm gonna go with- amber musk??? D: Beachwood.. OhhHHHHH! (P: NoOO! Noooo!) (P: What?! Noo! Ahhhhh!) D: Dan's gonna be postin' the tweet probably, ha haha ha ha. D: Ha ha HA D: HAHA HA HA! (P: I can bring it back!) P: Dan! D: Yup. Hit me, Phil. P: What prescription are my glasses and contact lenses? (D: Are you ff- are you kidding me??) *Phil laughs* Dan: Are yoU KIDDING ME?? P: Minus 1.5.. D: I don't even KNOW what that MEANS! P: Minus 2.5.. or minus 3.5. D: That is SO much harder. You bastard. P: Come on. D: I mean, you're pretty blind, so I'd- I'd go- say 3.. (P: I talk about it quite a lot.) D: You're the middle one. 2. P: NOOO. D: 1.5. P: 3.5!! D: For- SH**. P: You almost got it! P: You almost got it. D: Uuughhh I thought you added it in 'cause it was too- D: What- are you that blind?? P: Yep. P: I can't even see.. you right now. *Dan snickers* D: Violent round.. but we're still drawing, Phil.. (P: Right..) so the tension continues. P: We need to get more purples, or we're gonna fail the level, which would be embarrassing. D: WoooOOP. P: There we go. D: That would be a bit of a flop, wouldn't it, actually? (P: That was nice.) D: I like that there's an ice yeti slug in the background. (P: Yeah, that IS cool.) D: That's what happens when, uh.. a slug and a yeti *suggestive click click* P: Stop doing -THAT-! D: Right, that has gotten rid of all of the blues that we needed.. which is good.. D: AND the slug is dead! *clap* Okay! (P: Okay.) D: Are you ready? (P: Yes.) Hoo ho hooo. D: Okay.. I've got one for you now. (P: Yeah?) D: Which bone in my body have I broken? P: UHHHhhh.. D: My collarbone.. *snaps* my pelvis.. P: How would you BREAK your PELVIS?! D: You can. (P: Can you?) You can do it just by like, sitting too hard. P: Wow.. D: Or, my little finger. P: I di- I didn't even know you broke ANY bones. P: Is this a trick question? Is one of them not..? D: It's true, Phil. D: And what does that say about you as a friend if you don't even know- P: OH! *claps frantically* Little finger on a waterslide! D: SH*T, you remembered! P: Yes! I remembered it! D: Frick! P: I didn't think you'd broken anything.. P: *claps* Okay, I'm gonna steal YOUR question. What TWO bones have *I* ever broken? D: You broke your HAND giving somebody a piggyback race in university. (P: *cringing* Yes.. yeah.) D: TATINOF.. thanks for that. P: And one more..? D: Give me three choices. P: Uhh.. foot.. (D: Yep..) uh, nose..... or... ear. D: You broke your foot. P: NO! I broke my nose! D: wHAT!!? P: YESS! P: HA HAHA HA! D: DID YOU??!! P: Yeah! D: You- tripped into a wall! P: Yes! D: Ohhh.. P: Playing trains, smush- face against wall.. Would've- would probably explain a lot. D: I mean, I'm surprised you really haven't broken more bones... to be honest, knowing you, but whatever.. P: Hey! (P: Right.) D: Okay, darn. Right, I'm one down. P: Final slug- We've only got 4 moves.. We've- D: I like that- the slug that is wearing a red t-shirt... D: You GET that charity promotion, you sexy slug. (P: *chuckles* Yeah.) P: I'm gonna get these four to get the mushrooms out of the way. D: How many more moves do we have? P: Three.. D: Phil, you missed one that you could've gotten! P: Oh, what?! D: Oh my god. Okay- P: Right, get all these leaves. Get all these leaves. D: Are you sure that would do it? P: Yeah, my leaf guy is strong. P: Come on... P: Ooof.. P: Oh my god. Oh my god. D: Phil.. P: Right, we have to do ONE MOVE that kills everything. D: Phil... But then we still have to get a mushroom to pass, don't we? P: Yeah.. D: What's like, the most reds we can do here? P: There's a lot. D: Probably.. that? P: Then round to the side, yeah? P: That's ALMOST gonna kill the slug- *Dan gasps* D: Okay. (P: Yes.) Now we just need to do som- D: oHMYGOD they put the- the mushrooms. Okay, here we go.. (P: Yeah. Oh my god, yeah yeahyeah.) D: I like- We need to st- calm (*Phil laughs*) the frick down about these things right now. P: That's not gonna work, is it? D: What would -that- do? P: Ooh! D: Uhhh.. UHHH... (P: Uhh, yeah!) UHHHH.... Yeah? P: Yeah! P: YUS! That was CLOSE..! I didn't think we were gonna get that... D: I'm just- I'm just relieved that we didn't fail the level (P: Yeah.) in front of everybody on the gaming channel. D: Okay, so... we did the Best Fiends level. That's the game. (P: Yay.) *clapping* Hooray (RED). P: Well done, we got three keys. P: This is the fun bit. D: ThIS IS THE BEST BIT. D: There we go.. (P: Four gems!) Okay, we got some gems. Okay, whatever. P: fINAL QUESTION. P: What nickname did I give myself as a kid 'cause I couldn't say my real name? P: Is it "Dibbit"? Is it "Dilbit"? Or is it "Dilip"? D: It's Dibbit. P: *defeated* NOO!!!!!! *cute breathy laugh* P: How did youuu knowww that?! D: I am nUMBER ONE PHIL TRASH!!!! (*Phil chuckles*) HA HAHA HA HA!!!! P: Ohhhh... D: Right. I got one for you. (P: Yeah.) Very appropriate.. D: What is the LAST annoying domestic thing that you did? *Phil laughs* D: Did you.. A. leave your contact lens pot.. on the tap? P: Yes. (P: Probably that.) B. Leave all the kitchen cupboards open (P: Yes..) when you went to bed.. or C. steal my cereal yesterday and finished it, so that when I woke up this morning there wasn't enough for me to have a satisfying sized bowl. P: Uhmm.. I think... I left all the kitchen cupboards open! D: Youuu... left the kitchen cupboards open AND left your contact lens pot on the TAP! (*Phil giggles*) (P: So I could've got both of them..) D: AND YESTERDAY (Phil: Yeah..) I saw you EATING MY CINNAMONS!! P: How is that a question??! D: YOU did.. ALL THREE. P: But that means you just made it so I got them all right. D: NOpe, you got ONE right, Phil. (P: OH.) D: I think technically the LAST thing that you did (P: Ohh..) was leave the contact lens pot because that's what you do before you go to sleep, so (P: *scoffs* Fine..) you got it wrong. D: I just wanted to say in front of everybody here that you did, IN FACT, do ALL of those things.. P: Hey! This isn't the housemate shaming video. D: Yes, it i- D: YES IT IS. P: Fine. P: Well, what happens now? We both- we've both drawn.. P: Do we just not do it-? (D: Did we draw??) Yeah, is that- is that it?? No tweet? D: Or we both do it. P: We can't- (D: Come ON!) We can't- that's not- (D: Come on, come on, comeon) (P: Ohhh..) D: No, I really- I really wanna- *laughs* P: Fine! Give me your phone. P: You don't even know what you're signing up to here. D: I feel more confident in MY ability, but.. *laughing* Okay, whatever, let's see what happens. D: The question is.. Is this worth it, just to donate 10,000 dollars to a charity? P: I- I- I would hope so.. D: Well... P: Don't be too mean! (*Dan laughs*) Don't say something my mum would be sad about. P: *laughs* I've thought of something funny. D: Have- oh okay, have you? P: Yeah. P: I'm not gonna tell you what it is til I've already tweeted it. D: Mm-hmm.. P: How long is this tweet, man??! D: Uh, it's probably gonna be character limit. P: What, a twoosh?? D: I'm twooshing you. P: An embarrassing twoosh? D: And what is the ugliest emoji..? D: The face-palming monkey.. That's just such an ugly emoji. P: Ohh no, not the face-palming money! D: Everyone's gonna judge you for it. *Phil chuckles* D: Where the f*** did they move the monkeys to- Okay, they're in "animals" now. P: Ohh. I thought they were people. P: So the cats are people, but the monkeys are animals?? P: I'm ready to go. D: Okay.. Are you ready? P: Yeah. D: We're both gonna tweet, in.. Both: 3, 2, 1... *both snicker* P: *laughing* I feel so evil. D: THIS IS A red case! P: It is! Product (RED). D: Look at Phil. (P: Heyy, already supporting it.) He's- he's already supporting the charity. P: Alright. D: Okay Phil, you read yours first. P: Ohh, I don't wanna see- Right.. P: "Hi, I'm Phil, and I'm a terrible flatmate who steals cereal and leaves kitchen cupboards open and I deserve to live in great shame." -Sad monkey emoji.- *both laugh* P: I can't believe you tweeted that from my account! D: It's the TRUTH! D: You NEEDED to reveal that to everybody. (P: Oh my gosh.. It was-) P: Wait. (D: What?) You- you did a TYPO! D: What d'you mean? P: You- The king of typos has just done a typo on my twitter.. D: "I deserve to live to LEAVE-" (P: "to live to leave..") D: Oh fOR GOD'S SAKE!! I- (P: How did-? That doesn't make sense!) NOOOOO!! (P: Now people are gonna know it's you!) D: I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO TWEET ON YOUR ACCOUNT AND I MADE A TYPO..! P: Well, people know it's you now. D: Oh for GOD'S SAKE. (P: You fail.) D: I love that YOU read that correctly- Your brain filled in the- P: My brain filled in- What were you even DOING? D: Everyone's gonna be like, "Phil... are you okay? Why did you type with no capital letters?" (P: Oh my gosh.. Alright, have a look-) D: Okay, I- I may or may not have just made that obvious that that was me on your account... P: Yeah, have a look at the one I wrote? D: "How did honey get in my bellybutton-?" *Phil laughs* *giggle giggle* D: Really? P: I mean- it's a mysterious question. D: Ohh for g- PEOPLE.. Okay, right so yours is just like.. a funny thing.. (P: Yeah.) Right? D: I have like, friends, peers.. There's various people that follow me that I look up to... (P: Yeah..) and they're now gonna see I'm apparently the kind of person that shares that I have honey in my bellybutton. P: Yes. D: *laughing* Oh, for god's sake.. *Phil giggles* P: Well. I mean.. It was your idea to both do it, so.. D: SO THERE WE GOOOO!! (P: *clap* There we go!) That was our best friends quiz. (P: Yes.) D: If you want to download Best Fiends OR the sequel, Best Fiends Forever, which is also taking part in this, (P: Links are below!) we will leave the links to both apps, which you can download for free, and then you can get the characters that will support (RED). P: Yas. P: Thanks for watching! If you enjoyed this best friends quiz, give us a thumbing.. D: And leave a comment down below of how many you got right, 'cause I'm judging you, and you probably got more than us, to be honest... P: Yes! You can subscribe by clicking below, (D: Our video...) and our last video is over -there-.. D: And we'll see you next time, pals... P: Bye! D: Chow.