Bigger Than Vegas | Mortified - Season 1 Episode 2

christmas in most families is fun but in my family it's practically an excuse for dad to be even more embarrassing than usual good morning squid dad where's that music coming from oh my musical boxes i have rudolph the red nose reindeer briefs as well it's a new range right newspaper morning taylor forgot my bucket collecting for the wilderness group the trees have a right to christmas too taylor [Music] who else on the planet has to put up with their mum dressing up in a koala suit [Music] could there be anything more embarrassing my little masculine [Music] thank you mr lepalski it is my pleasure to announce your nominations for next year's grade six girl captains the three boys nominations are brad edwards the second nomination is all the sims and the third nomination leon lepelski why would leon want to be captive to represent the school no there's got to be a catch the female nominations are melissa our next nomination is brittany [Music] and lastly but not leastly taylor fry me yes hey [Music] i never dreamt i'd be nominated yeah me neither i'm sure you'll be elected not me i'm happy just to be nominated hey who do you think nominated you him and he didn't tell me do you want me to unnominate you but no i did you say that at least you were nominated hector come on i really am sorry i didn't nominate you if i had known you were into politics i would have nominated you for sure i'll know next time you've got to express yourself i forget it would be so great if me and liam were captains together but of course it'll be you and leon i may as well not even bother to campaign can i be your campaign manager you need policies i've got policies like well i haven't got them yet i only just found out i was nominated i'm getting them from now on heaps of them [Music] john michael every day gorgeous you uh got anything special planned for christmas this year no no no i thought i'd give it a miss this year me too it's too much trouble [Music] he's up to something what do you think i strongly suspect he wants to humiliate me again remember the light spelling merry christmas in five languages let it go dawn guess who might be school captain next year me i've been nominated that's wonderful darling taylor's been nominated for school captain don oh i'm proud of you squirt netball hockey school captain dawn captain of the whole school [Music] wow congratulations taylor hector says i'm equal favourite to win we're both very proud well done squirt but remember if you win don't let the power go to your head and if you lose wow winning isn't everything i've already got my first policy yeah an internet chat room for kids all over the planet to discuss world peace what a wonderful idea just got another one more trees in the playground i'm thinking vegas neighbor i'm thinking bigger than values [Music] your father isn't himself at christmas [Music] all right thanks for coming down yeah i just wanted to talk to you about a little plan for christmas [Music] she said she wouldn't be campaigning i think she changed five color photos all different outfits and hairstyles she must have been up all night not bothering her this is why you need a campaign manager this is why i'm running hector somebody has to offer the voters something more than hairstyles voters aren't fooled by this yes and razzmatazz if elected i promise an all-weekend pajama party for every girl in the school i'd especially like to invite my opponents because good sportsmanship is one of the many qualities that i have to offer and cut you need a campaign manager i need a miracle t leave said i'd see you today i need your advice marge i know i've been nominated for school captain i know how your mother told me what are the teals saying one word one word destiny destiny is what you make of it well then how do i know if i'm destined to be school captain you ask yourself how much do i want school captain to be my destiny [Music] boys and girls [Music] [Applause] that's not a policy what else have you got that's it that's it all right mr smarty think tank give me some policies chas as a sport option got one wind power we built a giant windmill to power the school got another one we constructed from old recycled cans and milk cartons as a school project won't it blow away didn't think of that i think we need a slush fund what's a slush fund what britney gets from her father money for expenses i want to be elected for what i stand for not how much money i spend what if we can't think of anything for you to stand for the election is tomorrow plenty of time i'll definitely know what i stand for by then no i don't know sweetheart oh what about a fully organic tug shop the kid's at starve mum dad yeah square can you help me hmm well i have to have a speech ready for tomorrow oh in a minute let it go hello hector i'm calling an urgent campaign free singlets from my dad i know why don't we have a week-long pajama party yeah we could have a popcorn machine and a huge tv to screen movies yeah and a dance floor yeah and a pony what pony [Music] policies policies pulses tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tail tick tock vote for britney's pajama party tick tock tick tock eat up taylor it's a big day today i think i might drop out you're catastrophizing darling i don't stand for anything of course you stand for something what do i stand for well you stand for lots of things like oh um i start linda have a look at this still say i'm paranoid i never said you were paranoid i thought you did no i suggested you let it go for your mental well-being i'll let it go next year dad this year i am going to blow him out of the water taylor fry to dad oh what sweet huh what was it you said again uh i give up what did i say winning isn't everything did i say that you said that and i stand by it absolutely winning isn't everything it's the people you love that's what's important we would love you whether or whether you're a school captain or not does that mean you think i'll lose i didn't say that come on you're gonna be late for your speech let's grab your bag promise number one if elected captain i will lobby to bring the school uniform into the 21st century no more blue promise number two the school choir will be upgraded [Music] [Music] [Applause] finally a vote for me is a vote for sensible school captaincy thank you taylor [Music] smile look confident [Music] fellow students [Music] i'm very proud and excited i know what it's like to be to be one of the school crowd because i am one of the school crowd i'm one of you so if i'm elected school captain [Music] i make only one promise i promise to never forget what it's like to be you [Applause] [Music] brittany [Music] let's [Music] and why [Applause] invitations to the pajama party will now be handed out so get out there and vote for brittany is [Music] so do you think i could really win of course you'll win melissa was boring and brittany's campaign was a complete dud [Music] complete huh well it is kind of catchy yeah so is the flu [Music] the election results next year's school captain male division is leon lapovsky [Applause] there's got to be a catch the school captain female division [Music] melissa [Music] our new school captains there you go i'm not disappointed not really except a little bit it's all right to be disappointed darling disappointment's part of life's rich tapestry i experience this appointment every day at least once a day a customer claims that he or she is not satisfied with their boxes and or knickers they don't have to get me down for long school captains are nerds lucky you lost taylor didn't lose leila she came second not that yeah you'll always have my vote squirt excuse me can i please homework hey you're a winner in my book i think i can cheer her up [Music] don't worry dad winning isn't everything ah the night is but young my girl don [Music] brace yourselves [Music] is [Music] what do you think your father's dark side only surfaces at christmas [Music] [Music] gotcha i don't think this is about winning squirt this is about the satisfaction of creating something beautiful [Music] competition's healthy michael and i'll have a drink when all this is over it's not over yet you're kidding it's only just begun why do you see what i've got planned for new year's eve hey hey how embarrassing why don't they just grow up yeah you know i'm glad i didn't get school captain sort of me too but i'm a bit disappointed i'm not my parents are was their idea all that stuff i didn't want to do it how stupid am i telling them i was nominated duh brittany anyway what about leon i know i'm surprised he wanted to be school captain he only wanted to do it because of the leadership days leadership days every two weeks captains get the afternoon of class to go to some leadership workshop [Music] hector was right he's lucky he won though apparently brad had like half the school organized to vote for him then how did leo manage to beat him have a catch [Music] [Music] i knew it we should have tried a slush fun too late too late it's never too late i'm nominating you again next year taylor i got your lunch silly billy it's your favorite i even cut the crust off sally your last ride in the classic pro tour was awesome do you think we'll see a repeat of that today can't see why not it's going off