총몇명의 공포실화 & 피아노 콩쿨 대회 [총몇명의 사연낭독]

Oh! I'm late, I'm late... Huh? Hey!

Why are you crying? Did you lose your mommy? What's this?

You had a daughter? Ah! No, I just found her

crying outside-- Pawny? Pawny! Huh? Who do you think you are baldy,

to lay hands on my Pawny...! Who are you, mister? I'm Pawny's father! And I, her uncle! You name your daughter Pawn, and you call yourself

a father and uncle?? What's wrong with Pony?? Ponies are magnificent

4-legged creatures! Ooh... sorry, I misheard

Pony as Pawn-ee... You're my pony, Mori! Haha oh, you!

I'm not a horse Are you deaf? I'm pawning you right now

to buy a cheeseburger Hmm??

Ahhhhhh!! That baldy's about

to get a daddy! 'Pawn', A heartwarming film! In theaters this September! Hup! - Now the first story--

- How can you nonchalantly tell a story

after that?!? Oh, you're back, Mori! I'm mad! I'm boycotting your story-reading,

I'm not listening to it! Then would you like

to hear mine? Your own personal story...? What is it? It's my

personal spooky experience It was even

on the radio once Well, you've got my attention Okay!

Let's hear it This happened to me a month before enlisting when I was about 20 Since I was enlisting soon, I was living without

a care in the world That night, too,

I was up late gaming When I saw the clock, it was already 3a.m.! Since it was so late,

I thought I'd just stay up But I would've been too tired, so I just lay down on my bed But since it was past

my bedtime I had trouble falling asleep

and just tossed and turned The doorbell suddenly rang I thought I felt

my heart drop, because there was nobody

to come at that hour! The sound

made me get up straight 'Who's that?

Did the neighbor make a mistake?' 'Or perhaps somebody else?' As a thousand thoughts

raced through my head, it became quiet again So, I laid down again

thinking they left, but the doorbell rang again "Who could it be

at this hour?" I thought,

as I headed for the door But the thought

it might be a robber came up and my head went blank! So, being extra cautious, I peered into the peephole

in the front door just to make sure who it was! But strangely enough,

I could see nobody outside Maybe it was because

the hall-lights were off? Or maybe they already left Anyway, no one was there,

so I turned around-- The door handle

suddenly started shaking loudly! They even

pounded loudly on the door And my sleeping father

must have heard the sound, too, because he came outside Realizing I was no longer alone, I gathered the courage

and said I'd open the door But since just opening it

could be dangerous, I opened it after

chaining the door latch AND SUDDENLY A KNIFE...!! AHH! That would have

been very dangerous Oh, what...?

Stop joking around! I chained the door latch

and opened the door and there was this long-haired girl

standing there I couldn't see her face

because it was dark, but she was wearing a red hoodie

with puffy ornaments As I asked,

"who are you?" She replied with a hard face

in a very dark tone, "I'm looking for my older brother" I wasn't sure I heard right,

so I asked again "I'm looking for my older brother" I was taken back! "What are you talking about?" "You got the wrong house, go away!" and I

slammed the door shut And as soon as

I closed the door, I looked out the peephole again to find her staring

in my direction with her eyes open wide! And a moment later, she left using the stairs

like nothing happened Could that girl have actually

been looking for her brother? If so,

how could such a person be so calm

in such a situation? And why was she looking for him at 3 in the morning? It remains a mystery

until this day What! Is that

the end of the story?! In movies, it's almost a rule

that there's an ambulance outside for your murdered-downstairs neighbor! Do you mean you wanted a story of my downstairs-neighbors

getting hurt? Of course not!

I'm just saying-- I'm disappointed,

good thing I pawned you out What?? Don't try to justify that! I'm a 16-year old teenager This is a story of when

I participated in a piano recital The piece I was playing gets harder and harder

as you play it I stop playing it midway, just before the section

that's notoriously hard and nearly drives you insane Anyway, the day of the recital

crept up I was nervously

waiting for my turn when I realized the guy before me

was a really talented friend! I started worrying

people might compare us "Tonedef Kim!" I was very anxious

as I sat down in front of the piano and took a deep breath

before starting Thankfully,

the first part was a breeze and I got

to the part where I pause But at the same time I stopped,

my heart started pounding I got even more nervous, and my head

went totally blank! I looked forward, and I saw my teacher

came out from behind the curtain, and was frowning as if to say

"what are you doing" But even so,

I couldn't remember anything and knew

that I was in trouble But the crowd

suddenly gave a huge round of applause! I thought, "what's going on??" and realized they were clapping because they thought

I had finished! Even though I wasn't finished, it would have been weird

to continue so I just bowed

and left As I got down from there,

My teacher scolded me for not finishing the piece I was so distressed

sitting through the awards ceremony "Tonedef Kim!" The host

suddenly announced my name! I had gotten 3rd-place in this competition

against over 30-people! "That was such a delightful,

fantastic performance!" It was such

a stupid and absurd experience To this day,

I literally die laughing when I see that trophy

sitting in my room-- "Tonedef? Wake up, Tonedef-

wake up!" Really?!

You got me again! That's it for today!