Kronii Asks IRyS Her "What if" Question and It Was the Most Hilarious Conversation Ever

If someone you love dearly turned into a worm, would you still care for them? Like a family or a friend, you know? I would care for the person that I lost because they turned into a worm. But so you'd grieve for them, but you wouldn't take care of them. You wouldn't make it I would No, I would probably keep the worm as a pet. As a pet? Yeah. Like I would keep it I would keep it alive, you know, cuz I know that it's one of my family or loved ones, you know. And then you'd let them crawl all over your hand. If it's just a worm? Yeah. Really? You're okay with worms? Yeah, worms are good for the earth. Wow. Wait, you're not scared of bugs? I'm scared of certain bugs. Oh, okay. I'm scared of all bugs. If it's if it's not a big worm, you know. Okay. What if it was a big worm? What if it was like, you know, Cfka level of What's CFKA? Uh, so you know, Tapka has this short story called Metamorphosis, and it's where this guy one day turns into a gigantic cockroach, a humansized cockroach. Really? Yeah. That's terrifying. What are they still sentient? They're still sentient, but they can't talk. But they still have human emotions. Yeah, they can experience everything just fine. It's just that the other people can't understand. Yeah, I would probably still care for them. Yes. really like giant worm just like crawling its way around the house. I would just make sure that the worm is sanitary. Okay. How would you keep it clean? For example, if it's my mom, I'd be like, "Mom, make sure even if you warm around the house, make sure you stay safe." Okay? Cuz she's tenting, right? She's sentient. It understands what I say and and is still able to do everything, just can't communicate with me, right? Okay. And I could tell her that. Would you like eat with her at the dinner table? I mean, I you know, be like, "Mom, you can provide for yourself, right? We can grab something from outside." Yeah. Yeah. So, you're not going to I thought you were going to take care of your mom, but like, you know, if it's like to each their own. Yeah. I thought I thought she was going to be a tiny worm that can't even take care of herself. But no, from what you said, it means that, you know, she'd be a sentient being that would still be able to handle on their own if they're giant and could do everything else themselves. They just can't. Yeah. Well, what if she gets killed? Because there's a gigantic worm just worming around the neighborhood. She would be the only gigantic thing on the planet. Like the gigantic humansized worm is what I was assuming. Right. Wouldn't the FBI or CIA decide to like come over and kidnap your mom for research purposes? Oh, yeah, that's true. I don't want I don't want her to like deal with that. So, I would probably Yeah, have to provide for her. Yeah, I could provide food. Like, you know, I just go to the insect pet shop. And what if she wants human food? Yeah, I can give her human food. Okay. I thought the whole problem was that she wouldn't be able to eat human food anymore. But okay, if that's not the case, then make it easier. I just eat her what I eat. What if the person that you care about friend family? What if it was a maggot instead? A gigantic maggot. What does a maggot do? What makes a maggot so much grosser than other bugs? I honestly don't really know what a maggot looks like. I think it's best you don't know. Well, like they eat flesh and somebody said they would eat human food. If this eats human food, I'd be fine with if it if it's going to eat flesh and eat me, then I don't think I'd be able to take care of like they're everywhere. It's not just human flesh. They eat basically anything. Oh, it's a baby fly, you know? I mean, yeah, I think I'd be fine. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, like, would you still eat with her at the dinner table? I mean, we never really eat together anyways. We always eat separately. But what if she suddenly wants to eat together? Because she's lonely, son. Cuz she's lonely. Yeah, because she's a worm now. She's a I mean, she So, we're going with the worm still. Worm, maggot, whichever. Yeah. I mean, I think it's just about getting used to things, right? You're you're so you're so you have such a beautiful heart. It's honestly very touching. If it's mom, then yeah. If it's auntie, I think it'd be a little bit different, you know. Oh, what if it was your auntie? Yeah. Hello. Hello. My auntie? Yes. She never really lived with me to begin with. So So you would not provide for her? She must have someone closer to her to do that, right? Oh, that's true. But like what if she can't be, you know, what if she can't be transported back to where she was? Because when she does, she's going to get shot at or taken for research purposes. Would you just let that happen? To auntie? Yeah. To Auntie Wororm. Um, yeah. [Music] I would ask auntie Worm what happened to Uncle? Do you think she would be able to respond? I can transfer. I can transport her. I can transport her to like, you know, a different area like where uncle is. Yeah. I take her to uncle. Yeah. But what if he lives in a completely different country? And so you have to transport her through different means. And then the people would ask, "Oh, what's in this crate?" And then you would say, "It's a living creature." And then they open it up and it's a gigantic worm. And then they would pull out and they would put out what? A gun. Yeah. Yeah. You know, something like that. I mean, would you not be traumatized? Would you just be like, "Oh my god, my auntie just got killed." or Oh, well well well it's like [Laughter] [Music] I wouldn't be like wealth but you know there is a limit to how much I can do. My auntie wasn't that close to me in my lifetime you know. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Like like I don't remember. Oh no. Time's up. What? Wait. I I would like to ask you the same. Like would you take care of a loved one if they were a giant maggot worm thingy? Oh, you know, like that's a really good question. It's literally the same question you asked me. So, yeah. Oh, wait. Before I answer, you know, if it was a maggot, right? Mhm. It turns into a fly. Would you be okay with keeping Auntie Fly in the house? I think Auntie Fly can fly off and and then get shot at. No. No. She can hide. She can hide somewhere. You know, I could get her like a little cottage that she can fly around in. chicken and like in like deep inside like some sort of woods where people barely, you know, pass by be like a a little abandoned I'll find her a little abandoned cottage and then she can just fly around. But but what if someone decides to, you know, have a little stroll in the woods and then they hear gigantic fly sounds and then they go and check it out and they see auntie fly just flying around and so they get scared and pull out a gun. Okay. No, no. In that case, before that happens, I would make sure I'd be willing to install sound improvements. cottage install some sponges. See that on the walls? I'd also be willing to put a lock on the door. A lock on the door. So, you're willing to have your auntie as a hostage basically. No, no, she can unlock it whenever she wants so she's not stuck in there. Well, how how is she able to lock it? A little No, no, no. It's like it's like a button, right, from inside, you know? You just press the thing. I would have like, you know, those fingerprint locked IDs, but it's for like giant fly, you know? I would just take her little fly arm or or whatever you call that, hand or leg or whatever. Well, the fly doesn't have any fingerprints, any sort of I would have a machine that would just take any any fly print, you know, any sort of I don't think no other fly could do that. So it would automatically lock on to only her. Oh, you know what I mean? Huh? That's that's interesting. Like a fly scanner, right? So that way she can have her own privacy and she can leave whenever she wants to. And it's soundproof. So no matter how loud she buzzes inside there, no one's going to know. You know, this all sounds really expensive. Yeah, it is. But you know, if I just do that, then she can probably hang on on her own right after that. But how is she going to get food? It's going to be deep in a woods where people rarely walk. So, she'll keep an eye out to make sure nobody's walking around and she'll go out, buzz around and find food and come back. And then what if she like encounters a gigantic animal like woodland creature like giant fly? She can fly away. But, you know, if she's like distracted looking for food and then, you know, her back is exposed, then maybe I mean, even if I was around, I wouldn't be able to do anything about the bear. What if one day she doesn't come back and you're just like sitting at the cottage thinking, "Auntie, where did you go? Where did you go flying around to this time?" And then she just doesn't come back. I would assume I would assume that maybe auntie also inherited the fly lifespan and be like, "Oh, she lived a good life. You know, like if she turned into a flap, I would assume that she won't live as long as when she was a human, right? Wow. You You know, I thought you weren't really close with your auntie, but to go this far for your auntie, you're so you're such an empath. Thank you. Thank you. Would you do that for your fly auntie? My fly? Um, you know, yeah, I could. Yeah, you could. Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure my mom would have a great time with my fly auntie. Maybe they could like have a nice little It's not you. It's your mom that has to take care of the fly auntie. I mean, we could we could all take turns, you know, your whole family to help you provide for fly auntie. Oh, yeah. Basically, yeah, cuz like my aunt's really nice and my mom would be sad if she were to get shot. What what if fly auntie was your only surviving family? Wow, that's suddenly really um deep. Yeah, it's just just assuming that you don't have other people to help provide for Fly Auntie. It's just you. You're the only one that Fly Auntie can depend on. What would you do? Well, if that's the case, then I would probably die of a heart attack. So, in order to prevent that from happening, I would first put her in our house where everyone's gone because she's the only surviving family, so we can just like put her into our family home. Um, why would you have a heart attack? Wait, wait. Um, cuz I'd be very terrified of her. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I would put her there and then I would be blindfolded when I enter and then I'd be like, "Auntie, where are you?" And then actually I would like to have earplugs on too. I'd like to um be blind and be able to how would you be able to know if she's in the house or not? I would feel the vibrations. I would be like, "Auntie, make a sound." And then, you know, she'd make a gigantic buzzing sound, right? And I'd be like, "Oh, she's nearby." You have earplugs, so you wouldn't be able to hear it, right? No, but I'd feel the vibrations cuz, you know, like she's pretty gigantic, so the vibrations would be felt throughout the house. You would feel the wind in your face from her wings. Yeah, that too. And then, you know, would be very disgusted and horrified, but then and also the earplugs don't really cancel everything out. So, I'd be able to hear some sounds. And so, I'd be like, "Hey, auntie, I brought you some food. Here you go. Here's some water. Don't touch me. And then, you know, I'm gonna be like, "Okay, I'm gonna step out now. If you don't want me to leave, make a buzzing sound. If you don't, then don't make a sound." And then, and what does she What would you do if she goes Yes. Auntie, what do you want? Do you want me to stay know what she exactly wants, right? No. I would be like, "Auntie, if you want me to stay, buzz once to say yes. buzz twice to say no. Oh, so if she buzzes once, then what do you do? I'd be like, "Okay. Um, I'm only going to stay for an hour because I have to go work now. What if she suddenly starts buzzing like crazy?" What if she's like going through a very depressing phase where she just really wants to just end herself, you know? Oh, that's Well, you know, I would say auntie like basically what if she starts buzzing and being like, "No, if you leave me, I don't know what I would do with myself. You need to stay with me." That's that's what she would mean when she buzzes like crazy, you know? Well, you know, I wouldn't understand that. And so, I would start screaming because if I feel her and I feel the little hair that's on a fly, I think I would crash out immediately. So, you would crash out and you would let her just be alone even though she's threatening to not exist anymore. Oh, you know, she's probably going through menopause or something. Wait, flies can go through menopause. But, you know, like a human turned into a fly. Maybe she's going through menopause. Maybe like give it a day or two and she's going to chill out. That means this fly is until she goes through menopause. She's going to have the blood moon rise and Oh, I mean, no, not like that. No, no, no. Like, she's already going through menopause. So, I'd be like, she's having mood swings as usual because she's getting older and she's a fly, so I have to understand, but also no means no. And then I'd have to, you know, leave. So, I try to make a compromise, but I can't. You wouldn't work in the room next door to her and if she ever like buzz knocks, you know, you won't come rushing to help her. You won't come rushing to help her or anything, you know. No, because how would I explain it to other people? Like, you know, let's say and then people hear like gigantic buzzing sounds in the background and then they would be thinking, is there a construction or like what's going on? you have like what if you had like a button for her to press if she really needed help so she doesn't have to make that sound on stream right but you know she's going through menopause so she's probably going to be pressing that button once every 5 seconds the beeping what if she's going through an actual like you know life-threatening situation and not menopause you wouldn't know unless you went to check right well you know I would tell her to knock if it was really urgent and then I would tell her my to knock right I would show her my schedule and be like, "Hey, auntie, this is the time that I'm going to be streaming and working. So, please don't bother me within these hours. Only bother me when it's really urgent. Like, you need to go to the hospital." You can't take her to the hospital, right? Otherwise, she would get experimented and mur and killed, right? That's true. Um, but I would tell her to get depend on. I I would tell her just so that she doesn't feel so helpless is the thing. So that's why you would have to be near her so that her body or her health won't escalate to the point where she has to go to the hospital cuz otherwise you're not a doctor. You can't heal her yourself. Exactly. I'm not a doctor. You have to be near her to make sure that she's healthy pretty much all the time. If even a slight disruptance happens, you have to take care of her. Otherwise, it would come to the worst case scenario where she would only survive if she went to a hospital and that would be impossible, right? Well, you know, also I never majored by biology. So, I don't know how to fix a fly. And so, I tried to give her some, I don't know, Tylenol, maybe liquid Tylenol, like put Tylenol in the water and maybe give it to her some painkillers. And then if that doesn't work, I mean I mean like you said, maybe she's going through the average lifespan of a fly. And you know, I've tried backed up into the into the lifespan of a fly. You know, I've tried all that I could. All that you could, which is Tylenol. And if Tylenol doesn't work, then well, I I tried, you know. Hey auntie, do you want anything? You know, and she would say yes. And I'd be like, okay, what do you want? And then I would give her like bunch of crosswords. You know how they have like little blocks? Maybe she can communicate like that. Come to think of it. What if she takes those blocks and literally lines out the words, "I'm lonely." Okay. Well, you know, maybe I would give her a Tinder app, you know, just for entertainment purposes, and I'd be like, you're going to you're going to make her go on a dating app. What? Yeah. You know, like if she's lonely, show her face. She can't show her face on a dating app. She could probably go catfishing with with a different picture. With her with her old pictures, but she would never actually be able to meet these people, right? Exactly. Yeah. But then if she's lonely, at least she can talk to people, right? She can't talk to them. She can only chat with them. I know. Like chat, like messaging, like you know, and then maybe she'd feel less lonely. And if that doesn't help, that wouldn't be long term. That wouldn't be a long-term conclusion to the problem, right? Because it's a dating app. So obviously, most likely they would be like, "Oh, you know, they start chatting. If they're interested, they'd be like, "Want to meet up?" And she wouldn't be able to meet up, right? So then they would eventually be like, "Oh, she's not interested." And they would cut her off. Yeah. I mean, I'd have to tell her that, you know, it's like take it or leave it kind of situations. You want to talk to people, here you go. But if you want to go meet them, sure. But consider that to be your first and last time that you'll be seeing someone. Wait, where is uncle in this whole situation? Where is uncle in this situ? Thank you very much. You know, where is uncle? Uncle never mind. No, my uncle's also uncle is not Oh, you said you said the last Yeah. Last surviving family member. Okay. I was like, "Where is uncle?" Like, "Uncle, please." Uncle is not around in this scenario. Yes. Uh-huh. See, you can have all sorts of conversations with powerwash. It's magical, right? It's magical. You can start talking about fly aunties. Yeah. You know, that wasn't really Wait, I'm curious. What about if it's fly mom? Fly mom. Fly mom. Yeah, fly mom. Would you be able to stick with her through all the tough times? Stick with her. Haha. Cuz flies Yeah. You know, they stick. I know. Yeah. I totally didn't make that connection when I said that. But yeah, if it's fly mom Yeah. then I'd make an exception. I'd still be blindfolded with earplugs and everything. But, you know, I would I would let her have a button. Fly hand. Yeah. You would let her have a button. Yeah. I'd let her have a button. So, if she beeps it, you would go to her and you would sleep next to her, even blindfolded. Yeah. Blindfolded with earplugs and then wear gloves. Be covered from head to toe. Uh preferably with a suit on. A suit? Yeah. You know, like one of those radioactive suits that you can wear. Oh, if that's the case, I could probably hug her. Radioactive suit. A hazmat suit. Yeah, that. Yeah. They're expensive. I I'd get it for her. Yeah. So, you can hug your fly mom. Yeah. Yeah. No, that is very sweet. I could see the difference in how you treat fly mom versus fly auntie. I mean, you know, you're mom, you know, right? Yeah, exactly. It's your mom, you know, even if she's a fly, if she's sentient, there's there's so much that you you need to think about, you know? Yeah. And then if she wants anything, I tell her to like point to what she wants on the door dash or something and then she can just like use her fly hands. The door dash. Yeah. Yeah. Would you wouldn't give Auntie Fly that option of Door Dashing? Um, you know, I would give her you would you would deliver her food personally instead of door dashing. I'm assuming door dashing is maybe a little too expensive of a of a little bit expensive is the thing. Fly, Mom. I mean, you know, then door dashing. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. You wouldn't do that, huh? You wouldn't do that for your fly mom. I think fly mom would understand that, you know, she doesn't want to make me Door Dash every single day for her. You know, I think she would understand that it's very expensive and would only Door Dash on special occasions, you know, like her birthday or her Yeah. you know, for like something fancy, something that I can't just bring to her, you know? That's so sweet, right? She can Door Dash a whole cake and everything. And you know, she's a fly, so she must love cake, right? Yeah. I mean, I'd like fly mom door dash. It's okay. You know, like if it's her, it's okay. She can do anything. She can do no wrong. Of course. And then she can be like a fly, you know, some people are saying she could be a fly YouTuber. And then, you know, I'd be like, "Hey, if you're really lonely, maybe you could start a VTuber thing." And then would she be able to type on a computer? She would just be doing zatsus. Yeah, but how would she start the stream? You know, how would she make the frame? How would she type out like I I tell her, you know how we have like stream decks? Maybe she can do stuff with that and I can figure it for her. Oh, wow. Oh, how would she figure out how to actually communicate with the audience if she's just a fly that buzzes? You know, it's just a zatsu. So, you know, she would just be like, and then people would be like, whoa, this is like really insane role playing. Insane roleplay. And then people would be like, whoa, what kind of sound effects are you using? And like, oh, can you like make this kind of noise? She'd be like, and then people would be like, "Wow, I didn't know that flies could make that kind of sound." Dang. I can't imagine how that would go. Exactly. See, wasn't this a delightful conversation? It was. It very much was. It made me think about how important my family is to me. What a what a wonderful takeaway, you know? Right. I'm glad that we can come out of this conversation with the newfound appreciation for our family once more. Yes. Mhm. [Music] [Music]