The World’s Worst Translator | Alternatino

[both speaking Spanish] - El Jefe will see you now.

Come with me. El Jefe. I got the money.

You got the weapons? - If you want to talk to him,

you talk to me. - Oh, you're the translator? - No, you are the translator. - Okay.

I got the money. [coughs] <i> Ay, perdón.</i> - I didn't hear you.

You coughed. - No, I didn't.

I didn't cough, you coughed. - Stop saying that I coughed. - You coughed when you spoke

to El Jefe. - Ah, translator,

what are you talking about? - Can I, uh,

try talking to him alone? - Yes, I will go. - What?

No, no! Hey, I meant us! - Yes, come here. <i> [tense music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> - Wait, I thought you wanted

to talk to me alone. - Yeah, exactly. - Then come here. - No... Look, um, do you have the... How do you say, uh... - The weapons? - Weapons! - Weapons! Yes, weapons,

but what is<i> las armas.</i> - You are the worst

[bleep] translator. - No, [bleep] you.

I'm not a translator! - Not [bleep] him, [bleep] you! Jefe, Jefe. - Whoa, whoa, wait.

- No, no, I'm on your side. Relax, okay?

Jefe... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Are you telling him to kill me? - No,<i> mata al Americano</i>

is a word-- It's a Guatemalan

rice dish, okay? - Okay, see,

that does sound like you're telling him

to shoot me. - No, no,

that's how you cook it. That's how--bam, bam, bam. - Okay, he shoots me,

I shoot you. - Wait, do you mean

you or him? - You!

- Ah. <i> [intense music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> [bird cooing] - Hoo-hoo. Pio-pio. - I'm sorry. He's the worst [bleep]

translator.

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