What if you sold brisket in ancient Egypt ?

What if you sold brisket in ancient Egypt? Day one, you arrive along the Nile with a smoker and raw bath, but you see people holding brisket already. You find out Socrates is selling brisket already. It turns out he stole your business. You decide to open up anyway. You rub the seasoning onto your meat, you wrap it up tight and put it into the smoker. After hours, you pull your meat out. The smell cuts through the air, but no one stops to buy. They all want Socrates. Day three, you get no customers. You realize you have to take Socrates down. You go to him and ask him if the brisket recipe makes everyone happy, shouldn't it be shared? This dumbass actually hands over his recipe. You start replicating his brisket. After hours, you finally get your first customer. Day five, you decide to get rid of Socrates for good. You go to the priests. You tell them Socrates is using forbidden magic on his briskets to get customers. Socrates gets shut down and taken away. This is your chance to sell your meat. Day seven, massive lines form for your meat. Every day you start selling out. Your pockets fill up with gold coins. You took down Socrates and built your own empire.