How Asian Parents Roast Your Dreams

that i know what i'm going to be when i grow up i want to be an actor you're nine years old not a child anymore go get a job okay but i want to try out acting what the hell you're not joking listen uh your mother and i didn't tell you this but it's time you find out okay you're ugly it's my fault i take responsibility my apology so go apply to law school what do you mean oh before you were born your mother and i spun a wheel to decide your career look you are going to be a lawyer no i want to be an actor what the hell you say you know what i tell all aspiring actors binti matcha with tupac classic sarah please do you see failure on this wheel huh do you sing my chicken sandwich with no lettuce please i swam all the way from china for you to be a disappointment where where's your receipt i return you here i got you a gift it's a mirror so you can see how dumb you look also i'm selling your bed right so you can get used to unemployment hey for dinner you're getting panda express 98 of actor can't make minimum wage why you think you're special i'll just work really hard especially stupid okay you want to be an actor fun with me okay here's what's going to happen you will fail every audition you won't make a single dollar for a year you're probably going to write some script to cover the fact that you can't get an acting job then when you hit your bottom you'll probably make some shitty video online that nobody will watch okay have fun [Applause] [Applause] [Music] you probably write some shitty script to cover the fact that you can't get your argue [Music] you're getting panda i don't know why express so funny