What if Naruto unlocked the legacy of Kaguya Otsutsuki?

Hello friends this is famous fiction how are you all so in this video we will see what if Naruto unlocked the legacy of kagay oitsuki but before we start if you want more amazing stuff like this then be sure to subscribe to our Channel and like this video also if possible share this video with your friends now without wasting any more time let's begin the story the ninja of Team 7 braced themselves as they looked upon the Rabbid goddess Kaya as she stood before the writing of beu chakra the faces of the great chakra beasts twisting in agony as the mother of all chakra bound them to her will pined to the ground black zetsu peered from the arm that had been severed from his mother although her ability to perfectly create chakra limbs left her unaffected by a usually crippling injury soon mother will end this it thought to itself satisfied in the knowledge of his mother's superiority over the drained ninja team seven were all looking worse for wear even Naruto and his clones were looking slightly drained they were all encased in Kakashi's susano protecting them from kagaya for the time being although it was no secret to the tired ninja that their respit was only temporary what the hell Nar exclaimed as he stared up at the giant black orb before him as he stood within Kakashi's susano that's the same as the balls I've got behind me he jerked a thumb at the small black sphere floating behind him except it's way bigger and it keeps getting larger and larger kamui can't teleport something something of that magnitude Kakashi sounded tired his body struggling to maintain the suzano Obito's last gift to him even if we were to run away by teleporting to the space-time Dimension if that thing keeps growing larger there is no way we'd be able to return so we've got to stop it sake remarked bluntly in other words narut pointed at kagaya we've got no choice but to seal the real body of that old rabbit hag it would seem so in spite at the seriousness of their situation Sakura couldn't help but slightly smile at nutk remark trust that idiot to go around insulting the closest thing we'll ever see to a god you certainly talk a big game he heard Yin kurama's voice I'm assuming you have some sort of plan I'm working on it I mean how hard could this be we have sake sakuran and Kakashi Sensei not to mention me we are screwed aren't we huddle up Kakashi looked at his students here's the plan as the former team 7 this will be your final mission he delivered the line sternly as Naruto and SAS stared down the rabbit goddess we're going to save the world hn sake grunted in the standard U style yeah Naruto declared getting pumped up Roger Sakura saluted hanging back with Kakashi whilst watching her two fellow teammates get ready to face the biggest threat of their lives kagaya merely looked at them with disdain I am Immortal she paused for dramatic effect feeling slightly annoyed by the complete lack of response from Team s but if either one of you dies you will no longer be able to seal me so then kagaya narrowed her eyes which of you shall it be I'll be your opponent Naruto declared boisterously classy Yin kurarama rolled its eyes kaguya's eye twitched what a crude young man no SAS stepped forward let's take her on together that way there's twice as much of a threat of being sealed for her he glanced over his shoulder at Kakashi and nodded before turning back to narut bring them along the way and send them flying Kakashi charged kagaya his suzano raising its sword high as narut and SAS slipped from it Naruto's clones surrounding them do they think I don't see them kagaya glanced at Kakashi deciding to eliminate him to prevent any distractions she suddenly charged Kakashi with a speed even his Sharingan was unable to track effectively resulting in the Rabid goddess getting up close before he could even swing his sword and this is where your tail ends so sad but you brought this suffering on yourself at least I will make your death painless that is the least I can do she extended her palm and launched several Ash killing Spears at the susano shattering it with minimal effort and watching dispassionately as a spear tore through Kakashi's chest she scowled as the attack seemed to pass straight through Kakashi without injuring him I really love this ability obido Kakashi smirked as he closed in on the Rabid goddess who seemed taken AB back by his survival and now it is time to bring back this technique his hands flew through hand seals faster than the eye could track casing his arm in lighting and lashing out at the goddess kamui r a i k i r i what kagaya scowled as the attack struck her arm this pain my arm she scowled as the Jutsu interfered with her chakra limb causing it to go unresponsive why why do they resist they rejoice in suffering do they not want peace as she tried to regenerate the severed limb her bouan picked up on two chakra sources charging her from two directions I only need to remove one of them kagaya frowned before she remembered all of the Clones which one is the real one I I can't let them seal me not when I am this close to finally achieving peace mother black zetsu called from the sleeve trying to manipulate kaguya's severed arm into launching an ash killing spear there's no time I have to escape kagaya leapt upwards launching a spear at narut as a distraction and relying on zetsu to deal with sake kagaya started to form a portal to escape and rethink her strategy she watched as narut got impaled by the spear and dispersed into nothing with what was SAS becoming Naruto with a puff of smoke so they were both Asher's successor kagaya thought to herself somewhat impressed by the plan he must have transformed when they fell from from the chakra construct still it matters not she smirked as she saw the opening of a smaller portal soon you will be punished for defying a goddess and I shall be elsewhere stranding your friends in this Dimension their desire for war shall see that they never witness the harmony of my new world her smirk vanished as she witnessed The Telltale Distortion of a camui and the attack aimed at Naruto vanished I am really starting to hate that ability I knew I should have eliminated him first she noticed one of the Clones turn into SAS and now indra's successor appears they must be planning to seal me with a desperate last lunge she glanced at the portal she had formed almost there maybe I could send them to the ice Dimension no Indra successor can use omat terasu that won't work I just need to get anywhere other than here she tried to soar upwards but was shocked when she sensed someone appeared just behind her that someone being Sakura wait she was in the Ban's blind spot how did she know kagaya tried to avoid her attack but the effort of opening the portal was slowing her down just enough for the pink-haired ninja to deliver a powerful punch and knock her towards the successors of ashara and Indra one of her horns breaking from the impact but it was of little concern to the Rabbid goddess the portal is ready she smirked and dived for it not so fast narut summoned a clone and kicked off of it for a burst of extra speed this ends here sake declared as he launched a giant Fireball to propel him towards kagaya almost there kagaya suddenly felt a shiver through her entire body no she glanced at the grinning narut and satisfied looking sake you know not what you are about to do this is the only way the world will know peace now SAS yelled as he reached out shaoru Sakura yelled as the Naruto and SAS placed their palms against kagaya Yash Naruto cried out as he felt the seal start to do its thing no this World's Last Chance For Peace kagaya whispered as she felt the seal start to sap her of her strength she looked in despair as her regenerated limb disintegrated without her powers to maintain it the portal was so close she could practically smell the other dimension but without her powers it was starting to crackle violently narut sake get out of there Kakashi roared seeing the unstable portal swell threatening to swallow them all what SA scowled at Kakashi as Naruto looked at the portal crap Nar realized what was about to happen the portal was starting to expand but the ucha was too busy trying to make out what Kakashi was saying to realize the potential Danger get out of the way Teem what did you sake turned to face Naruto only to find the blond's boot in his face kicking him away from kagaya what was that for Doby SAS blinked as the portal suddenly expanded swallowing narut and kagaya before Vanishing leaving only a faint Distortion in SpaceTime Doby sake repeated uncertainly where did Naruto go Kakashi Sensei Sakura glanced at Kakashi who was staring blankly into space Naruto Kakashi lowered his head there are sacrifices in every war SAS scowled at the floor idiot who does he think he is saving me he angrily glared at the Distortion how are we going to have our final battle now you never think anything out he clenched his fists angrily Sask [ __ ] Sakura was shocked by sas's words as much as it pains me to agree with him he is right Kakashi shook his head sadly it it is just like Nar to put others before himself Kakashi Sensei stop that Sakura whispered stop acting like Naruto's dead he can't be he's he's going to be the Hokage her shoulders shuddered as she fought back the tears before they could say anymore the three ninja found themselves standing in the middle of a summoning Circle what the Sakura looked around welcome home Kakashi [ __ ] you look tired manado laughed Sensei Kakashi's shoulders slumped where is Naruto manato looked around for his son he Kakashi looked at the floor I am sorry Sensei I couldn't save him pardon manado blinked he he sacrificed himself to save me me SAS scowled you'd better pray that isn't so kurarama glared at the U I can still sense my Yin half although it is growing weaker is he dying matabi glanced at the ninet tales I don't think so it's less like he is fading away and more like he is going further away his energy isn't dropping just getting more distant kurarama closed his eyes you look sad kurarama you must really like Naruto eh Yuki teased you what kurarama glared at his fellow beu I don't miss the idiot how caubi manado smiled softly to be able to win over the caoi you really are something special son I know you're all right I feel it in my heart plus you're too much like your mother to let something like being sent into a different dimension to stop you I will end you yandi and that went so well for you last time kurarama closed his eyes with a faint smile to suppose it actually did at least in the long run wait did the ceiling work kagaya escaped to another dimension with Naruto she could come back at any time Sakura interrupted kurama's train of thought kaguya's Powers have been sealed away even if she herself has not Hagar Romo walked up to SAS who merely scowled in response ER SAS [ __ ] who is this Sakura asked I believe you would know me as the sage of Six Paths he smiled do you know where kagaya fled no but without her powers it would be very difficult if not impossible for her to return the world is safe but what about narut Sakura asked angrily can we get him back that that would be most difficult haaro frowned but you were able to summon all of us weren't you sake pointed out yes but I knew where you all were the sage shook his head I have no idea where Asher's successor is right now if KAG still had her power I might be able to track her given the strength she had but I am afraid Naruto must make his own way back he'll do it Sakura declared hn SAS nodded curtly that idiot has the weirdest luck he's kashina Chan's son manato smiled softly HEK definitely make his way back home I was hoping to see if Naruto and sake could finally end the brother's hatred haguro looked at sasak the legacy of Indra and Asher but it appears as if that will not happen he closed his arms and put his palms together and with this the infinite sukui ends just like that Sakura blinked indeed Hagar Romo opened his eyes your friends are free and my duty here is done I pray that Naruto returns to this Dimension maybe then the brother's conflict can finally have a satisfying conclusion I hope so Sakura mumbled her confidence faltering as she saw the survivors of the rookie 11 make their way towards her I really hope so she looked away unable to take the look of fear on Hinata's face W where is Naruto [ __ ] she frowned I can't see him the Doby got himself sent to another dimension W well can't we get him back hanot asked dimensional travel isn't that simple Kakashi smiled weakly but you can do it right kba stepped forward he is gone accept it SAS stated bluntly Naruto hanata stepped backwards as if she had been struck ER SAS [ __ ] Sakura stepped forward he never gave up on you kba Advanced on the UA angrily but you would just give up on him that easily I never asked him to get involved in my life you bastard kba growled and stepped forwards kakun hanata tried to stop her teammate as Sakura tried to diffuse the situation you've barely been gone for 10 minutes and already everyone is at each other's throats Sakura bit her lip please come back soon Naruto single quote elsewhere Nar blinked stupidly as he stared at an empty eyed kagaya the two of them were surrounded by completely featureless white space there was no wind no noise nothing his mind told him he was falling but there was no air rushing past him and his clothes remained flat against his body so Naruto coughed awkwardly after what had seemed like an eternity to him are you going to attack me you don't understand understand what you have done to you kagaya sounded tired hopefully I stopped you Naruto rubbed the back of his head awkwardly oh you did that kagaya went to clap before realizing that she was an arm short staring at the loose kimono sleeve hanging from her left shoulder you wan congratulations you just stopped the last chance of peace for the entire world tell me how do you like your reward Nar fidgeted awkwardly did we die if this is Purgatory that is possible kagaya frowned can't you open a portal to escape how kagaya snapped you've stripped me of my chakra we are stuck in this space between Dimensions until we reach the exit I I have never created a portal this long before you mean the seal worked Nar sighed in relief wait did I seal myself with you how am I going to become Hokage if I am sealed away I told you we are in a space between Dimensions kagaya scowled at the panicking block your seal only affects me and even then it was only a partial effect kagaya glared at him all the chakra I had has been stripped everything for your coils is sealed away coils kagaya chuckled mirthlessly I don't have chakra coils Hagar Romo was the one who created them in humanity my power stemmed from another source the T tales that is one name for it I suppose kagaya conceded at least one that someone as limited as you could comprehend I was a goddess until you cast me from my throne with your desire for Eternal War I have no love of War I wanted to stop the war that was happening and that's why I stopped you narut scowled if you truly wanted the war to end you could have just surrendered rather than prolong the war and suffering you had everyone trapped in a jinjutsu and Ed their chakra from them and is that so wrong kagaya frowned they were happy they had their dreams realized there was peace but now now there will be not but more anger hatred and death that is your Victory you have little faith in people don't you Naruto shook his head well I guess I'll just have to show you the error of your ways I have witnessed the darkness of humanity I know too well your legacy of hate and War kagaya put her arm on her hip I will not be swayed by your words sure humanity is pretty dark at times narut nodded but there is light in there as well I mean did you see us we all Allied together all the villages United as one to stop you there is hope for Humanity you are a naive fool kagaya scoffed well you are just a cynical old rabbit hag I may no longer be a goddess but I am a princess you will address me as such okay princess rabbit hag I will not be drawn into your childish games kagaya declared Naruto opened his mouth to retort when suddenly his entire body jerked as if someone had tugged sharply on a rope wrapped around his waist he blinked and found himself laid down on a strange black material with white lines on it glancing around his saw massive buildings that looked incredibly foreign to him some were made from glass and seemed to be so tall they dwarfed the Hokage Monument people wearing strange outfits had stopped and were looking at them some of them had pulled strange devices from their pockets and were pointing them at him straing his senses he failed to detect any chakra from them although he could understand what they were saying or at least most of it anyway he wasn't sure what Niko Niko Duo was or what uploading meant but parts of their language was recognizable to him apparently he was stood on a road and the strange metal things racing by him making strange honking noises were cars as he took in his strange surroundings he saw kagaya struggling to stand with her one arm she glared at him as he walked towards her stay back she barked at narut I will not be pied by your kind eh narut blinked as kagaya stood up you who profit from war will Gain No Satisfaction from me ARG kagaya pointed her arm at Naruto I I have lost all of my Powers she mumbled as she attempted to launch an ash killing spear at Naruto with no success and I am trapped in this strange Dimension she clenched her fist angrily I have failed my Dimension and this this is my hell you you can't use any of your powers Naruto bit his lip uncertainly this could be a trap kurarama warned him I don't know look at her narut felt sorry for the former goddess she's just had all of her plans derailed and her powers stolen she tried to kill everyone I think I think she was trying to save them in her own way just a really messed up and completely wrong way I may not be the original kurarama that was sealed within you but I have a vague recollection of his memories enough to know that you always see the best in people and somehow get them to see it too although if you win her over I think we can upgrade your friend ship power from impressive to Godly Nar walked towards the distraught princess suddenly crouching as he noticed movement out of the corner of his eye and turned to face the new threat it was a strange metal vehicle kind of like the train he had seen previously whilst in the land of spring except this didn't seem to run on tracks he could make out an angry man through a glass window on front of the vehicle who was pointing at kagaya and gesturing wildly for her to move ER princess bunny hag Naruto coughed awkwardly what kagaya noticed the rapidly approaching vehicle its Wheels locked up as it struggled to stop oh without my Powers I guess there is no point in trying to escape my only Victory is that the Asher's successor will be trapped here she closed her eyes and awaited the Embrace of death what the hell narut raced towards her kurarama I need some more chakra I'm running on empty sorry kid I don't know why but your chakra system is busted I'm working on fixing it but it will take a few more minutes I don't have enough time narut dived at the strangely relaxed Kaya pushing her out of the way of the truck and onto a raised sidewalk W what Kaya opened her eyes and met Naruto as that concern why would someone who profits from war be concerned about my well-being he noticed her curious expression and smiled just as the truck hit him skitting forwards a good 12 feet as other vehicles swerved and crashed into each other in a matter of minutes the road had become a war zone with crashed cars and angry humans getting out of them amongst the angry yells and Confused cries Kaya sat on the sidewalk confused why Kaya continued to stare at the spot where she had made eye contact with Naruto why did he do that several minutes earlier I hate my job sometimes Kuroko Smith groaned as she sat in her favorite Cafe nursing a lukewarm cup of coffee her usual appreciation for the caffeinated beverage do by the sheer magnitude of the task before her several folders lay on her table problem cases for her agency each one has a red stamp across the front application to host program denied cohabitation impossible she crossed her legs adjusting her tights under her skirt before returning her attention to the documents absent-mindedly brushing a speck of dust from her suit jacket all of them were declared too dangerous or Troublesome to be allowed a human Handler usually this would have just resulted in their applications being rejected and that was that but in this case these girls were ones Kuroko had interviewed herself and knew that they were fit for introduction into human life unfortunately when she had pointed this out to her superiors they had decided if they girls truly were capable of learning to live alongside humans the Miss Smith would be the one to set them up with a suitable host usually this wouldn't have been too hard Kuroko has access to a database of all registered hosts and with the help of a few key phrases she could have her host greeting his or her new arrivals within a day she had mastered the art of assigning hosts to maximize the time she had for personal Pursuits and initially had thought that it would be easy to find suitable hosts for these Dangerous Girls unfortunately for Kuroko these girls required a special case the Handler would have to be far stronger than the average human in order to maximize his chances of survival there were a few handlers that could have satisfied this criteria but not a lot next they would have to be kind and calming considering the easily agitated nature of some of the girls this left Two Hosts finally they would have to live in a remote area or at the very least be prepared to move to a remote area this would allow the girls to gradually become accustomed to light human traffic and grow more comfortable with human interaction before throwing them in the deep end on a city visit this was where things became difficult none of the registered hosts were prepared to move and all of them lived in the city center Kuroko was at her Wits End these girls and her spare time were counting on her to solve the Handler issue quickly and promptly but where am I going to find such a person Kuroko took her sunglasses off and rubbed her forehead before replacing the glasses and standing up tucking the files under her arm and leaving the store half drank coffee left forgotten in her frustration as she got out she saw a strange Lial one that she couldn't Place stood in the middle of the road a blonde male probably her handler was talking to her but it didn't look as if the one-armed Lial was paying any attention great a Handler who can't control his lials Kuroko scoffed some of these handlers must have paid someone to get put on the register probably hoping for a cute cat girl or something she sighed oh crap I left my coffee behind she noticed the approaching truck that's not good get off of the road she watched in shock as the human pushed the Strang looking woman out of the way of the vehicle taking the hit in her place the Lial was pushed onto the sidewalk staring blankly at the spot where her Handler had been damn it Kuroko cursed and ran over as the stunned Lial stood staring into space what the hell you damn monster the driver of the truck that had struck the Handler kicked his door open and dived out of his truck making a beline for the stunned woman what did you think you were doing this is a Lial incident Miss Smith cleared her throat damn monsters shouldn't be allowed out if they can't follow orders how am I going to be able to work knowing I killed a man say you're government right I'd better get some compensation for this crap I will deal with your complaints in a moment she noticed that many other cars had crashed in their attempts to miss the truck and a whole horde of angry people were starting to congregate around the silent Lial not good she pressed a concealed button on the inside of her suit sounding the silent alarm to the mon Squad listen everyone I know that you are all angry but son of a quote dot dot dot eh The Angry Crowd went silent as the sound of metal groaning reverberated from the front of the truck and the blonde human staggered towards them blood leaking from a cut on his forehead but otherwise unharmed what is that ER sir Miss Smith blinked are you okay huh Naruto shook his head clearly the fog from his brain oh crap princess bunny hag who Miss Smith tilted her head as narut ran over to Kaya hey you in there Naruto reached out to shake Kaya but she grabbed his out stretched arm tightly why why did you save me do you want me to suffer this this weakness weakness Naruto looked thoughtful okay so you've lost your powers but it isn't all that bad so you can't fight anymore but didn't you say you wanted peace isn't this better for you how can I achieve peace if I can't fight peace shouldn't be achieved by fighting that's why your peace would never work Nar sat down next to Kaya peace can only be achieved by two people sitting down and understanding each other okay quote dot dot dot your argument makes some sense Kaya agreed but some people are unwilling to listen and see things from another's point of view well in that case you just have to try harder to get them to hear you narut nodded sagely as that's so Kaya frowned as she stared at Naruto that is a very simplistic way of looking at things Peace by talking would be nice but it is a child's dream maybe Naruto admitted but I won't know unless I try what a strange human you are Kaya shook her head I don't understand what is going on here Miss Smith cleared her throat but I am afraid I need you both to come with me why Naruto asked I am afraid that you will have to have your permit revoked quote dot dot dot my what Naruto blinked your Handler's Permit quote dot dot dot what narut repeated you you are a Handler right I have no idea what you are talking about I am a ninja a ninja that's right she's a bunny goddess quote dot dot dot okay Kuroko nodded to the paramedics who started to examine Naruto clearly you have taken some brain damage it isn't a surprise if anything the fact that you appear so healthy is a surprise you were just hit by I'd say about 20 tons at high speed how are you alive if he could survive that then he could survive anything if he isn't her Handler yet tried to save her maybe the solution to my nightmares has just landed itself in my lap oh that's easy Naruto laughed I just used chakra to protect myself I would have been able to avoid all this hassle if someone had been a little faster in providing me with some hey we both lost a lot of chakra fighting Kaya not my fault that you wasted almost all of yours and had to wait on me to channel what little I had left you give me some credit that you aren't a smear on the front of that thing kurarama grumbled chakra Miss Smith frowned isn't that something to do with meditation before Nar could answer there was a cry of alarm and Kaya found herself pulled to her feet by one of the drivers let go of me do you know who it is you touch Kaya pulled herself free from the IR rape driver did you see what you did to my new car he snarled at her who is going to reimburse me huh you say that as if it is my concern Kaya brushed her kimono my mind is burdened by greater concerns than that of the lower classes like how am I going to get back home and save my world from the wars that will one day destroy it lower who the hell do you think you are the driver went to punch Kia sir Miss Smith mentally cursed if he hits her hey Naruto Ed into a golden aura a giant Golden Hand grabbing the man and lifting him up what the another new Lial Miss Smith blinked were you really going to hit a defenseless woman Naruto yelled at the driver P put me down you you monster quote dot dot dot like I haven't heard that before Naruto's Fringe covered his eyes but if you ask me he looked up his blue eyes piercing the very soul of the driver those who would attack a harmless old lady the real monsters Old Miss Smith looked at Kaya she doesn't look that much older than me wait does that mean I look old before she could have a image crisis a familiar voice sounded in her ear I'm in position a soft voice sounded in Miss Smith's concealed earpiece Monaco Smith let out a happy sigh wait for my signal please drop him she called out to Naruto I am afraid should you attack you will be deported to your Homeland ha I'd like to see her try I can't just stand back and let someone get hurt for something that wasn't their fault narut dropped the man that being said I am not here to cause trouble he glanced over his shoulder at the top of the building and scowled ah mono Smith hissed what's wrong he he looked at me right in the eye that's not possible she glanced at Naruto still clad in his golden cloak you were on the top of an 80 floor building huh Naruto frowned never seen a girl with one eye before I mean Kaya has had three he glanced at the Sullen goddess although I guess the third I relied on chakra so she lost that when sake and I sealed her pardon Miss Smith blinked oh there is a girl with one eye on top of that building Naruto pointed he's pointing right at me what kind of a Lial are you Kuroko asked Lial Naruto blinked like how I am a human Miss Smith explained oh I'm a human too Naruto nodded and dispelled his cloak quote dot dot dot what and she ER Naruto glanced at Kaya I am not of this world Kaya remarked well Kuroko let out a sigh of relief as a giant figure completely covered in a giant bomb disposal suit walked towards them tiania I'm glad you were able to make it wow Naro looked up at the 8ft tall Behemoth could I persuade you to come with me peace y preferably quote dot dot dot okay Naruto nodded what about p p Smith blinked princess rabbit hag Naruto smirked it's quicker and easier to say that she will come with us Smith nodded to tiania who carefully picked up Kaya unhand me you giant Beast Kaya demanded huh Naruto chuckled as the giant figure threw Kaya over her shoulder and followed Kuroko to think literally an hour ago she was the biggest threat to the elemental Nations he he he Karma Kurama chuckled is something funny Kaya resigned to her fate glared at Nar as he trailed behind the ogre and no Nar smiled weakly and stepped back she might not have her chakra but she has one hell of a glare it was all nark fault she can't hear you I'm not taking any chances Kurama mumbled cultural exchange HQ Naruto looked around curiously as he sat at a large wooden table Kaya and himself had both been dragged into the office and left there the giant Behemoth clad in armor standing over them Miss Smith was sat opposite him currently reading a few files biting her lip occasionally and jotting things down in a notebook so Naruto coughed awkwardly what do you want to talk about Miss Smith looked at him over the top of her sunglasses inside well we are currently waiting on some for to carry out a few tests on you nothing too serious tests Naruto felt his heart thuing in his chest no fair I thought I was done with tests say Naruto aren't you still a jenin wouldn't that mean you have the chunin and junan exams still to do what I saved the world damn it that's got to be worth a promotion to at least junan basically you will provide us with a sample and we will send it down to our Labs Miss Smith returned her attention to her files oh okay narut nodded and returned to looking around the room there were various things that he didn't recognize hey what's the thing he whispered to Kaya nodding at a large black machine with a small Gap roughly big enough to fit your hand in it had several buttons and a display that simply displayed no change why are you asking me Kaya glared at the strange contration it is probably some sort of torture device used on those who want to overthrow the ruling Dynasty hence the words no change of course I will not be tortured as I am a noble you on the other hand W what do you mean I'm technically a prince if you think about it quote how so well my dad was the leader of my Village Naro pointed out that would make him like a king and me a prince right and you're the rabbit princess so technically we are equally Noble from a certain point of view no she firmly denied Naruto's logic and fixed him with a Soul searing glare I refuse to share my Noble title with you geez Naruto looked away the intensity of her glare unnerving him it is an interesting device isn't it Kaya turned her glance to the strange contraction maybe maybe they put your hand in that slot and press some of those buttons and the different buttons inflict a different torture like what maybe one pulls out your fingernails another keeps cutting you with increasingly deeper Cuts until your hand is shredded like confetti why why you think Naruto gulped how do you know so much about torture are you some sort of sadist a noble never dirties their own hands it is our duty to be the Paragon of what everyone should aspire to be so when did you give up on that idea and settle for being some mad genocidal bunny hag Naruto flinched under her glare back when I was a child we had a torturer Kaya shook her head sadly it was a sad thing that such a person was necessary to protect my people why did you need one how can I protect those I am sworn to care for if I do not know what threats exist my enemies were seldom kind enough to send me a letter containing all of their plans well narut faltered even so I don't believe torture is the way forward oh and your village didn't have any torturers Nar looked away awkwardly that's what I thought K and nodded feeling smug although this feeling evaporated rather quickly when Miss Smith walked over to the strange Naruto and Kaya suddenly felt very nervous ladies first I suppose Miss Smith turned to Kaya torture Asher's inheritor if you must but I will never speak Kaya declared yeah Naruto nodded wait what did you say torture Miss Smith chuckled I know the coffee here is pretty Grim but I wouldn't go that far coffee Kaya and Naruto glanced at each other before watching Miss Smith pressed several buttons and a small plastic cup appeared in the the opening which Miss Smith took out and sipped before grimacing the person who built this contraption should be arrested for crimes against caffeine she muttered before sitting down are you sure I can't get you anything to drink I used to be impartial to a glass of wine Kay noded left in a Sellar for 250 years and made from the finest grapes it used to cost as much as an entire Village a drink such as that would be fine for my tastes I don't think we have anything that expensive Miss Smith sweat dropped water's fine with me Naruto beamed now that we can accommodate Miss Smith walked over to him and handed him the drink which Naruto quickly drank let me take that back she smiled and put the cup in a sealed bag before walking over to tonishia and taking a long silvery strand of hair from her armor and putting it in another bag and handing it to the giant armored woman here takes these to the lab and you can get out of that armor now thanks Miss Smith watched her leave and returned to the table now then I have a few questions for you I'm ready for anything Naruto declared despite the hunted look in his eyes well then first of all I need your names age and gender well this is Princess rabbit hag she is ridiculously old and possibly female and I am Naruto said as he started to introduce them this is Asher's inheritor Kaya interrupted him possibly male as I have yet to meet a female with such poor personal hygiene his men mental age I would estimate is around 5 years old my name is Naruto Uzumaki D beo Nar scouted age or what day is it October 10th oh then I'm 17 Naruto blinked male in case you were wondering and I am her Royal Highness Kay oitsuki the rabbit goddess as for my age and gender it is not done to ask a noble lady for her age because she's so damn old narut added helpfully so that's Naro kayia right she looked at Nar as in the blonde Chef huh Nar looked confused what a stupid name Kaya snorted wait You Didn't Know My Name Naruto looked at Kaya who merely Shrugged I am a noble why should I need to know your name she looked at her fingernails on her one hand all that is required is that you know my name and address me with the respect I am due from my Noble birth so where are you both from Miss Smith tried to cut off the argument the elemental Nations land of fire for me a Village called konaha you've probably heard of it Naruto remarked I'm kind of a big shot there never heard of it Miss Smith smiled apologetically where is it on this map she pushed a tablet across the table to Naruto ER wow what is this Nar started playing with the scream what a strange device Kaya also leaned forwards the map moves when I swipe my finger across it Miss Smith couldn't help but Smile as the two started to play with the tablet as a noble you should leave such devices in my control you would only damage them with your limited intelligence she looked at the map But to answer your question this map is not familiar to me or me Nar added I would be surprised if you even recognized a map of your home Village the common class were not meant to read merely to farm and live their lives I don't have a clue how to Farm then you truly are a failure Kaya remarked well then Kuroko took the tablet back I guess I'll put you down as Tokyo Tokyo that's where we are now never heard of it never miss Smith blinked are you from some sort of lost tribe that never made contact with Humanity or something or something Kaya and Naruto replied in sync I see she chuckled well I have registered you on the system the test results have come come back apparently you are human she glanced at Naruto and you she looked at Kaya well we've never seen anything like you that doesn't surprise me Kaya smirked now you see the little trouble you caused this morning means you probably won't be welcome in town for a while but I'll tell you something I know a place you can lay low it's an exclusive property and you are free to remodel it however you like there will be very few people nearby so you don't have to worry about noise in fact this is a prime real estate opportunity I am only offering you because after talking to you I think you are the kind of person I could entrust this place to well that's kind and everything but I'm planning to go back home Naro smiled do you know how to get back home er not really Naruto admitted and glanced at Kaya who raised an eyebrow at his questioning look what I have no chakra remember even if I did I can't guarantee that I could find my way home even if I could what makes you think that I would take you with me Kaya scoffed my winning personality was that a joke I do not understand your lower class humor Kaya frowned that wasn't supposed to be a joke Naruto slumped over in his chair moving on Miss Smith tried to get the conversation back on track why not take me up on my offer all I ask is that you help me out with my tasks tasks Naruto narrowed his eyes aware of the sort of tasks that would be asked of missing nin in his home as I'm sure you have noticed Miss Smith smiled softly there are many girls like Kaya here trust me there is no one like me here these girls Miss Smith continued ignoring Kay's comment all have special needs that mean they cannot be cared for by a normal human why would they need caring for at all Quote dot dot dot you really are from some back of the woods kind of place aren't you Miss Smith chuckled okay have you heard of the cultural exchange between species bill or the interspecies Exchange bill as it is also known the what Naruto's blank face was mirrored by Kaya quote dot dot dot to summarize a few years ago demihumans are lials if you prefer and Humanity signed an agreement to live alongside each other Miss Smith smiled the interspecies Exchange bill is basically an agreement to help humans and other races grow used to each other in essence a Handler is assigned a Lial and is responsible for their behavior to help them get used to Everyday Life okay so basically all I'm asking is if you help someone adjust to a human presence Miss Smith smiled but I'm not that well informed on this place Naruto pointed out true but you are human Miss Smith pointed out that is all that the bill requires of a Handler okay Naruto accepted this I am a coordinator so I will be there to support you in any Lial guests you receive Miss Smith don't you think that's a good deal you get a free house and will receive an allowance to help you live and I don't tell the police where the two individuals who caused a massive pile up in the middle of a busy intersection are so blackmail then kgaa frowned blackmail is such an ugly term Miss Smith smiled over her glasses I am just giving you a chance to help people in need why me don't you have other handlers these girls are special amongst the lials they are too dangerous in the eyes of the ambassadors but after interviewing them I can tell they are good people who dream of being more integrated into society that's why I need a special human you are the last chance for these girls you aren't going to let them down are you you have a dream right how would you feel if someone selfishly denied you the chance to achieve your dream my dream how would I feel if I was denied the chance to become Hokage hell if I can't get back I won't be able to do it at all will I he felt Hollow just thinking about it no I will become Hokage I'll find a way back but while I'm here I might as well help people outright wow what this woman is dangerous within a matter of minutes she has already got your weakness identified I foresee more of this in the future Kurama chuckled well it should be interesting if nothing else I guess I can help you out Nar remarked but only until I find my way back back home fool Kaya shook her head being so easily manipulated being a bleeding heart will only get you killed no wonder you opposed my piece you were far too small-minded to understand the bigger picture Beyond what's right in front of you excellent Miss Smith clapped her hands happily I'll have your transport arranged and since I'm guessing you don't have a cell phone I'll throw one of those in free of charge thanks now Shu Miss Smith sipped her coffee I have people to call sometime later she did say an exclusive property right Naruto blinked as he stood before his new house shortly after their meeting Naruto and Kaya had been put into a car and driven for what seemed like an eternity to the blonde ninja finally the car pulled to a halt near a giant Lake and the two-dimensionally displaced Travelers got out of the car which drove away before they could ask any questions I am not sleeping in that Kaya scow as a noble will settle for only the finest of residences Naruto looked at the ruined Farmhouse with a sigh it was in need of some severe restoration work though it was practically a mansion in size if not in appearance a farm a rundown Farm Kaya corrected as she looked at the weed infested fields and various barns in disrepair one not managed in some time I would imagine you know about farming no Kaya looked insulted that is the work of the common people I have VIs visited many a farm in my duties as a princess she smiled my people would always look so happy to see me huh narut smiled softly at the fond look on Kaya's face can I ask you something if you must why did you agree to come with me pardon kgaa raised an eyebrow well Miss Smith gave you the choice of entering the program or simply going with me as much as it pains me to admit without my Powers I am less useful than I would like to be Kaya frowned despite this you chose not to finish your job when you speak it is not of war and hatred but peace even if it is a misguided one there may yet be hope for you thanks Naruto chuckled indeed Kaya noted you should be grateful that I Kaya have decided to Grace you with my presence I am sure as your tenure as my servant you will develop some class and might even be able to pass for a very minor Noble when I am finished with you servant narut frowned but of course Kaya smirked after all you are responsible for my current state are you not W well and I am helpless as you are so Keen to point out that is true but so it seems to me the only decent thing for you to do is assist me in my daily routine I suppose the little things might so go on servant Kaya declared build me a house worthy of my presence for someone who has lost all of their power you are sure bossi Naruto frowned as he summoned a small army of clones fortunately I had plenty of experience repairing buildings on my training trip with Aeros senon he smirked before frowning softly to think all I did was yell at him for wasting my time and not training me what I'd do for just one more day he closed his eyes what do you think you are doing Kaya barked you wasteful servant eh Naruto frowned you asked me to fix the building I didn't tell you to waste my chakra your chakra I am the mother of all chakra Kaya put her arm on her hip as that so narut grinned as summoned his golden cloak creating several crude hands that started to make obscene gestures at her s sto that Kaya ordered as narut cackled before setting to work repairing the house idiotic servant she grumbled as she sat down on the grass watching Naruto and his clones swarmed the building with a single-minded purpose that was almost impressive and would have earned him an iota of expect from Kaya at least it would have if not for the fact that half of the House suddenly caved in no less than 10 minutes into his work killing off a fair few clones which Naruto replaced wasting my chakra Kaya mumbled under her breath still she couldn't say that he wasn't working hard a small group of clones Broke Free and started to cut down a few trees from the nearby Forest making sure to plant seeds in place of the cut down tree before setting to work cutting it into Timber by using wind chakra another waste of chakra servant Kaya clicked her fingers and the original Nar appeared in a flash of yellow what Naruto crossed his arms his forehead sweaty I require entertainment that's your problem narut turned to go back to the house what a worthless servant you are KY aside tell me why did you not tell lady sunglasses that you had no interest in looking after me why Naruto chuckled well you're probably my only way back I see Kaya nodded as painful as it is to admit we both require each other for the time being Naruto nodded very well then Kaya nodded I declare a truce my lucky servant my name's Naruto and a stupid name it is Kaya remarked I shall address you a servant it is far more dignified than some sort of ramen ingredient then I guess I'll call you Kaya you shall address me as lady Kaya the Rabbid goddess and princess of the I believe they are now called the elemental Nations how about just princess Ki or rabbit goddess the rabbit goddess accepts this Kaya nodded here narut reached out to her what are you doing the help should never touch their masters you worthless servant a peace offering the old sage told me how to use my chakra to heal not like medical chakra but something older and more potent it's how I saved Mega bushy brows so I figured it might heal your arm you know quote dot dot dot if this is a trap Kaya reached out and accepted his hand gasping as she felt warmth surge through her body Naruto frowned as he watched Kaya's horn regenerate yet there were no signs of the spare limb regenerating he tried to force more of his chakra into her hoping the regenerative properties would take effect shortly G I feel so warm Kaya felt the heat wash over her it it feels like it is invading me very core I feel so strange I wait a minute Kaya reacted angrily to the New Sensations is he trying to arouse me learn your place you perverted servant she roared before headbutting Naro in the face what the hell Nar staggered backwards I was trying to heal you sure as hell didn't feel like it Kaya took a deep breath to calm herself down I see you were able to repair my horn I think all I need is more to channel more chakra to you and I can get your arm too no Kaya shook her head furiously never again but your arm I would rather I go through life with one arm rather than have you violate my sacred body violate your what are you talking about when you were forcing your chakra on me Kia blushed slightly a noble lady should not speak of such things I don't get it Naruto frowned as Kaya refused to say anymore well I guess you got your horns repaired if nothing else quote dot dot dot do not not expect thanks Kaya remarked such a duty is expected of my servant and you were far too wasteful with the chakra you were using still she glanced at narut all in all I suppose you performed adequately thanks Nar smiled for a servant with absolutely no redeeming qualities or skills anyway quote dot dot dot thanks narut repeated in a dead pan you are welcome servant Kaya gestured with her hand now return to your duties yeah yeah Naruto grumbled for what it's worth all the stone work seems in pretty good shape there's also a lot of electronics in there that seem all right but I wouldn't use them until someone else has had a look at them there are bits that I haven't seen before and I have no idea what they do he frowned all the wooden parts are rotten so I'm just replacing them and my room quote dot dot dot I can't say it is fit for a princess but I'll try my best to make it livable I suppose that is all I can expect from you yeah yeah Naro sighed as he returned to his work Kaya frowned as she watched Naruto get back to work she didn't understand him one bit back before she was a goddess everyone was polite to her and bowed their heads in her presence after she became a goddess everyone worshiped her as the herald of Peace she was a peaceful goddess protecting her people from the horrors of War at least that was how it started out but she soon realized that humans would always always fight amongst each other they were like children and she had to be Stern to keep them safe but this overbearing attitude of hers only bred resentment and fear her own Sons used the chakra she had given them against her and when she had tried to reclaim her chakra so that they couldn't hurt anyone they had sealed her away her children betrayed her and for what thousands of years of war and suffering Millions dying in pointless little Wars that would never have even happened if not for those foolish children of hers she was shaken out of her brooding by something soft nuzzling against her leg she looked to see a small white bunny rabbit Shu Kaya gestured with her hand and the bunny hopped away only to return with two more bunnies who all started to rub against the seated goddess and settle down I said Shu she repeated and once again the bunnies fled this world is full of strange creatures she mumbled before returning her attention to Naruto who was apparently arguing with his clones and there is the strangest of them all she remarked before she got the feeling she was being watched turning around she saw 12 bunnies sat a respectful distance behind her all lined up do as you will she sighed and the bunnies started to play around her with a couple falling to sleep leaning against her how strange she smiled slightly as she stroked the soft fur of the rabbits rabbit goddess indeed Naruto chuckled as he approached the rabbits quickly scattering as he got near unlike someone I could mention they respect royalty she stood up the house as finished mostly Naruto escorted Kaya to the large house what was once a rusted old farmhouse was now looking like a nice country Retreat not quite up to Kay's high standards as a former goddess princess but it would do for now she made a mental note to get Naruto to learn how to build better buildings if she was going to be stranded in this Dimension she might as well get comfortable here I must admit this is actually ually respectable work I was right to make you my servant Kaya declared as they entered the house as you can see it is a little barebones right now the lights don't all work but I'm not an electrician so I'm not touching them Naruto remarked lights quote dot dot dot yeah Naruto walked over to a switch and flicked it turning the light on stop wasting chakra you insufferable servant it isn't chakra it's electricity Naruto pointed out didn't you have El electricity way back when before you were sealed the first time it is not my duty to understand how things work that is your duty kayia tried to cover for herself right Nar smirked anyway we have a bathroom Nar walked over to a room complete with a shower and a large bathtub quote dot dot dot this is a bath yes but it is so small small Naruto glanced at the room this is bigger than my old apartment but where are the fountains my old bath was practically a swimming pool with fountains in a hot waterfall it was so cozy and warm well we don't have an indoor bath like that he gestured to the bathtub heck I don't even know if we have hot water the boiler wouldn't turn on so I guess I need to get in touch with Miss Smith somehow but I couldn't find any messenger pigeons to get in contact with her Naruto paused seeing Kay's blank expression the boiler is what you use to heat water using electricity I I believe my bath was powered by a fire underneath a giant metal container with water in it Kaya remarked I could use chakra to heat up a bath should you want one Nar offered it would be quicker than lighting a fire I see Kaya frowned I shall consider it and here is your room narut opened it to reveal several clones still tidying it up not much but I guess you will find a way to decorate it you've got the biggest bed in the place and the softest mattress this shall do for the time being Kaya sat down on her bed you are dismissed eh be gone servant I am tired oh right Naruto jerked his head and the Clones filed out ungrateful bunny hag one of them muttered but Kaya pretended not to hear it then I guess I'll see you in the morning I shall expect my breakfast fully prepared Kaya stated how will I do that I don't know what you like and we have next to no food here that is a servant's concern Nar opened his mouth to argue before just sighing and leaving once she was sure that Naro had gone she covered herself in the blankets and curled up her lone arm wrapped around her knees less than a day ago she was an all powerful goddess now she was weak alone and in an unfamiliar environment she had no allies only an enemy that didn't want to kill her and soon she would be surrounded by monsters from what the sunglasses wearing woman had said and as she hugged her knees tighter Kaya realized for the first time as long as she could remember she was afraid she paused as she felt something nudging her hand and glanced to see a pure white bunny looking up at her hey she laughed weakly what a strange place this is she laid in the bed which was admittedly comfortable and tried to fall to sleep the small rabbit snuggling against her and falling to sleep quickly but for Kaya sleep did not come easily middle of the night Kaya's eyes suddenly shot open she remembered fighting that's right she was about to complete her plan and finally save her world when she was thwarted she sat up dislodging several bunnies that had crept into her room who then proceeded to gather around her as if waiting for her to do something I shall have to inform that useless servant of mine that he did a poor job of securing my room Kaya rubbed the sleep from her eyes before leaving the bed and opening her curtains the moon was shining in through the window The Pale Light reflecting off of her equally pale skin giving her a look of almost ethereal Beauty unfortunately for Kay's bruised ego no one was here to witness her hauntingly beautiful appearance except the bunnies and they seemed to have little to know awareness of her mood nor the ability to compliment her even if they could in fact all they had done was climb into the slightly crevice where she had been sleeping and fall to sleep themselves Kaya briefly contemplated kicking them out of her bed but decided there was no real point just because she was having having difficulty sleeping didn't mean that she had to cause misery to the bunny rabbits she briefly thought about waking up her servant but decided that he had earned his sleep as she was staring out of her window she noticed some movement in one of the barns she subconsciously went to use her Bakugan before realizing that without her chakra there was little she could actually do once again she felt powerless she had no idea what was going on in that Barn what if it was one of the local monster girls that sunglass had been talking about here she was with one arm and no powers still they were in a barn that was some distance away it could wait until the morning Kaya decided before climbing back into her bed the very instant she shut her eyes she heard a creaking noise downstairs and that sent a shiver through her entire body even the rabbits seemed to be huddling together in Fright she laay perfectly still as the sound of footsteps grew louder as if someone was walking towards her room she held her breath as the footsteps stopped outside her room before resuming their Journey back downstairs what was once fear gave way to anger she was a former goddess and here she was cowering like some sort of of bunny rabbit she thought venomously glaring at the fluffy balls that were trying to hide themselves inside her kimono her anger gave her strength and she crept over to the door slowly pushing it open Credit where it is due this door opened rather quietly Kaya thought to herself maybe the servant isn't completely talentless she softly walked amongst the fresh wooden floors delicately stepping towards the kitchen area where she saw a shadowy figure rooting through the drawers grabbing a wooden rolling pin from the side she crept towards the mysterious figure and swung with all her strength the figure span around and grabbed her arm with little effort oh no Kaya realized she was in trouble until she felt a ruffling in her kimono sleeve and a small Bunny dived at the asent taking him by surprise and biting him on the nose son of a a familiar voice Cried Out servant Kaya felt an overwhelming sense of relief followed by a warm sensation as the bunny leapt back into her sleeve still holding a grudging H Naruto mumbled as he rubbed his nose I what are you doing up at this time Kaya rallied I thought you were a burglar burgler here to steal what exactly Naro summoned his golden cloak Illuminating the entire room W well kgaa faltered that's not the issue stop wasting my chakra you said there were electric lights here correct the bulbs don't work and I couldn't find any spare Naruto admitted sheepishly as for why I am up right now I was seeing what I could make for breakfast I couldn't sleep he massaged his neck the sofa isn't very comfortable sofa well you've got the only bed and I haven't even started on fixing my room W what K guy of blinked well you wanted to go to sleep so I figured I'd work on my room tomorrow Naruto replied oh Kaya felt the tiniest smidgen of respect for Naruto putting your master first maybe you do have some Talent as a servant after all thanks Naruto wasn't sure how to take it but given Kay as abrasive attitude thus far he chose to take it as a compliment so what will be for breakfast Kaya sat down at a counter before she noticed Naruto's questioning look I can't sleep you couldn't sleep either Nar chuckled this place will take some getting used to that's for sure it's a lot bigger than my old place doesn't feel like a home either but then again it's only until we find a way back I when I was royalty I always had someone to look after me to ensure my bed was perfect and that nothing would interrupt my sleep when I became a goddess I didn't need to sleep now I find myself needing it again but I do not feel safe here I'm sure you will eventually Naro smiled it's just a matter of getting used to it as you say kide deeply so she steered the conversation back to the original topic what is there to eat well Nar put a small bag on the counter fortunately Miss Smith left us some things he pulled out an old flip phone not sure what this is he remarked as he put it on the desk instant Ramen Naruto's face lit up as he pulled out several containers well that's me sorted what else do we have he pulled out a bag and let out a snort of laughter what is it Kaya narrowed her eyes for you narut grinned as he handed her several carrots I feel sunglasses and I are going to have to have some words Kaya remarked before taking one of the carrots and taking an angry bite of it what you are actually going to eat that better this than whatever that instant Ramen stuff is Kaya narrowed her eyes it doesn't look appetizing that's just the container Naruto smirked the ramen is inside I knew that Kay all lied aha Naruto chuckled what were you doing in the nearest barn then quote dot dot dot what I saw something in there Kaya took another angry bite of the carrot I I haven't left this house Naro remarked quote dot dot dot oh Kaya felt nervous don't you think you should investigate me well what am I going to do Kaya remarked if I had my Powers I would deal with it myself but someone just happened to have sealed those away oh right sorry Naruto paused well not sorry for sealing your powers you deserved that he started to leave before he got an idea and grinned evily so I'll leave you here then all alone powerless I mean I'm sure whatever was in the barn is still in there and less I attracted them to this building with my chakra but I'm sure that did happen he dispelled his cloak and walked out of the kitchen kayas sat there angrily staring at the remaining half of a carrot a bunny perched on her arm and looking at her twitching its nose I know he just said that to scare me into going with him Kaya told the bunny it isn't going to work I am perfectly safe here right the bunny jumped from her hand I mean why would anyone want to break in here it isn't as if anyone who might have a grudge against me is in this Dimension as well right I mean indra's inheritor isn't here right he was kicked away from the portal by the servant right there was a loud Creek and the rabbit goddess raced out of the house towards Naruto leaving behind the carrot and the rabbit who simply hopped over to the vegetable and started to nibble happily outside Naruto frowned as he looked at the barn he had seen movement but with the only source of light currently hidden behind some clouds he wasn't able to see what was in there as he got closer her could hear a strange noise several light thuds as if something with more than four legs was running and jumping around he might even say something was scurrying around what is it Kaya asked directly in nutk ear nearly giving him a heart attack don't know Naruto swallowed but be quiet please I want to catch them unawares Kaya scowled at him for basically telling her to shut up but otherwise followed his request the two creeped up to the Barn's entrance before noting the scurrying had stopped Nar squinted into the darkness anything quote exclamation mark quote narut furiously mimed being quiet before creeping inside the hut and activating his Golden Aura to reveal an empty Barn there's nothing here Kaya remarked well maybe somebody scared it off by talking narut replied irritably as he looked up at the ceiling for any exits it might have used although the roof was more whole than ceiling which provided plenty of possible Escape Routes well maybe it was someone lighting up like a flare that scared them off Kaya retorted angrily using my chakra as some sort of cheap light source well maybe it is right behind you narut finished quietly as he spun around to yell at Kaya quote dot dot dot is it quote dot dot dot yes as if on the world's slowest turntable Kaya turned around illuminated by Naruto's Golden Glow a woman stood behind her she had shoulder length blonde hair and a impressive bust she was wearing a plain white shirt that covered her arms and a black dress that started just below her waist that covered far more legs than what Kaya was expecting to see below her waist she was a spider with long thin brown limbs with darker brown Stripes her hands were of a similar color and the fingers looked vaguely claw-like six red glittering eyes seemed to focus on her the three stood in silence for some time Naruto's shock rapidly fading whilst Kia remained still hoping the strange woman was not aggressive so narut rubbed the back of his head are you ER can you speak yes the new arrival bowed her head slightly despite her appearance her voice sounded just like a normal woman and Naruto felt himself calmed down at the ability to converse with her ER why didn't you Naro asked species cultural Exchange bill article 31a subsection 4 all diplomatic representatives are to follow the orders of their handlers and any relevant government officials unless said order contradicts a principal law she quoted I was requested by agent Smith to stay put until my representative was sent to meet me at this location agent weight sunglasses sent you here Kaya found her voice sunglasses the Spider Girl frowned article 21d subsection 1 all human agents and handlers should be treated with the respect that any diplomatic representative deserves I care little for your treaties kayas scow I am of noble blood don't mind her she's just grumpy because she didn't get much sleep narut laughed weakly and stepped between the two girls so did Miss Smith tell you who your representative is indeed the spider produced some paperwork and handed it to Naruto who decided it best not to question where she produced it from let me see here H Naruto scowled it seems to be written in a language I understand at least in Parts I have no idea what I am looking at wait that's my name oh this is me Naruto repeated aloud I am Naruto Uzumaki pleased to meet you I thank you for giving me this chance the Spider Girl shook his hand her hands felt weird to Naro but not in a bad way just in a different way chance Nar blinked indeed I was initially rejected for the species Exchange program agent Smith worked very hard to change that why were you rejected initially if it's not a personal question article 21e subsection 3 a diplomatic representative is required to answer all questions asked by Handler or agent unless answering could infringe on any of the principal laws as detailed in Article 1 if you wish for me to answer I am obligated to do so if you don't want to you don't have to Naruto chuckled it is nothing personal the Spiderwoman shook her head it was decided that my hunting instincts would make living in a city environment difficult hunting instincts Kaya frowned indeed I am a longleg type of rachne and we are carnivorous with a very strong innate hunting Instinct It is believed that in a city environment my instincts may lead to me hunting humans which would be in violation of Article 1 a principal law three a diplomatic representative should pose no danger to the public before being allowed on the program you sure know a lot of laws Naro laughed weakly I need need to oh where are my manners Naruto blinked I just realized I never asked your name the Spiderwoman took a deep sigh Chi-Chi my name is Chi-Chi what a vulgar name Kaya remarked bluntly eh Naruto blinked clueless isn't that a way of saying dad or something it can also mean s Chi-Chi admitted I assure you I have heard every joke imaginable about it oh fair enough Nar Shrugged nice to meet you Chi-Chi I'm Nar such a vulgar woman speaking freely of such topics Kaya snorted be grateful that I kay o atsuki Empress of the moon and the rabbit goddess tolerate your presence pardon Chi-Chi blinked Youk get used to her Naro laughed weakly so er he looked at Kaya then back to Chi-Chi What er exactly do I have to do pardon what is my job as your Handler I Chi-Chi blinked do you not know no ER not really Naruto rubbed the back of his head sheepishly but that is in contrast with Article 1 a subsection to all handlers must be declared competent before being assigned to the program Chi-Chi frowned hey I'm plenty competent Naruto countered I was given this job for a reason even so Chi-Chi seemed unimpressed I have been waiting here for several hours I believe that you may not be qualified to for this role I apologize if this offends you which would be in violation of article yeah yeah I get it narut cut her off you like your rules tell you what why don't you come inside and sleep it over I'll figure out a way to get a hold of Miss Smith in the morning quote dot dot dot very well Chi-Chi bowed her head as you are currently my Handler it is my obligation to comply with any requests you make within reason where will she sleep Kaya frowned oh I had a few clones hanging back at the house who were creating a few spare bedrooms anyway Naruto grinned at her W what are you smirking at nothing Naruto chuckled one of my clones just dispelled apparently you were talking to a bunny but when he stepped into the room the floorboard creaked and you were out of there it was almost as if you knew the horon technique I know not of what you speak Kaya narrowed her eyes but I'm sure this technique is as unimpressive as anything else you have done such as those crude chakra hands you make crude Naruto crossed his arms as they walked back to the house Chi-Chi following up the rear they have opposable thumbs and everything my chakra limb was completely indistinguishable from a real limb Kaya smirked patronizingly but I'm sure for one of your breeding that was a good attempt she patted him on the head Naruto glared at her back it appears that your other charge doesn't respect you Chi-Chi noted about half a day ago we were trying to kill each other Naruto Shrugged quote dot dot dot I don't know where to start with how many rules that breaks oh don't worry I'm 25% sure she's forgiven me I mean I only cost her arm her powers and possibly stranded her in a foreign World Naruto smiled at Chi-Chi who wasn't entirely what to say back why do you put up with her Chi-Chi asked I mean article 21A says let me tell you about some rules I live by Nar stopped to look at her I call them my nindo or my ninja way I will never give up so long as I can breathe I can fight so long as one person needs me I will never give up on them even if they have gone a little of the Rails he mumbled the last bit thinking of sake so even though she doesn't respect you you won't give up on her okay Gaia Naruto laughed weakly well I guess I kind of feel somewhat responsible for her current predicament plus I don't think she is genuinely a bad person she's just had a bad day Chi-Chi wasn't so sure but chose not to comment in the morning she would see agent Smith and would voice her concerns she was sure that agent Smith would be understanding the next morning rejected Miss Smith smiled as she nursed a freshly brewed coffee she had shown up early with some supplies for The Farmhouse as well as some experts to repair the bits that Naruto didn't know how to he had saved her an impressive amount of Labor which was always is a good thing as she was expecting the house to be in a pretty bad State when she arrived she was currently enjoying a full breakfast as prepared by Naro whilst sipping a coffee also freshly brewed by narut Chi-Chi stood before her looking like a deer caught in the headlights B but Chi-Chi took a deep breath the interspecies Exchange bill Article 1 a subsection 2 clearly states all handlers must be declared competent before being assigned to the program aren't you forgetting a little bit at the end Smith smiled W well Chi-Chi frowned it says competency is decided by the local cultural exchange coordinator and who am I miss Smith finished her coffee refill please seriously when did I become everyone's servant Naruto grumbled as he took her cup and refilled it yesterday when you decided to prevent the world achieving piece and dragged me Kicking and Screaming into this world Kaya paused in her meal to toss a carrot slice from her salad to a sad looking bunny the local cultural exchange coordinator Chi-Chi frowned listen Smith paused to take her cup back from Naruto I know he might not look like much sound like much or even smell like much I am spitting in your next coffee Naruto warned do not disgrace My Name by being such an inferior servant Kaya warned but Smith continued he has potential that's why I decided to send you to him it's just a shame there aren't more like him there are so many girls who need a Handler like Naruto [ __ ] here flattery won't get you anywhere Nar grumbled so why are you here oh just seeing how things are going and eating the food you had brought for us Naruto dead pant well if someone offers me food it would be rude not to accept Miss Smith laughed on that note she waved the empty cup at him seriously Naruto summoned a cage bunin stop wasting my chakra huh Miss Smith blinked as she saw the cage bunchin take her cup and fill it up say those are solid clones right yeah Nar nodded how many how many can you make thousands Nar Shrugged he he he he he Miss Smith started chuckling Darkly I have a feeling that you shouldn't have told her that K gu aside I never thought I would say this but I agree with the bunny she already knows your weaknesses and now you are telling her your strengths I'm sure you're overexaggerating Naruto glanced at M Smith at least I really hope you are when the sun rose it was to a peaceful scene there was a gentle breeze that ruffled Naruto's hair as he watched the sun rising a tired and disgruntled Chi-Chi Stood Beside him as she took in Naruto's calm smile she couldn't help but feel a little relaxed herself even though she was planning to explain to Miss Smith that she couldn't possibly stay with such an inexperienced Handler she was enjoying this brief moment of quiet you know you don't have to follow me right Naruto chuckled as he looked over his shoulder at her I'm not going to run off or anything article 21d subsection 2 a representative must not stray more than 100 yards 91.4 M from their Handler without a written letter from the coordinator expressing that the representative is adjusted enough to cope without a human Handler shii stated narut opened his mouth to argue but then decided against it if following the rules made her happy who was he to judge he settled for leaning on a rotten wooden fence and surveying the fruits of his labor the house looked okay from the outside but only the bare minimum had been done inside in fact only Kaya's room was finished although kayia had made it quite clear that it wasn't up to her Noble standards Chi-Chi had been given what was supposed to be his room which had had the walls and Floors repaired but was still lacking Furniture he had slept in the kitchen the only other room that kept out the cold whilst Chi-Chi hadn't complained he felt guilty at making her sleep in such a bare room and resolved to finish her room before starting on his own even if he wasn't going to be here long hopefully he could at least leave it so that Chi-Chi would have a nice place to live in when he returned to konah right then Naro suddenly declared time to get to work work Chi-Chi asked that's right Naruto looked at the farm this place isn't going to build itself when I'm finished with it it'll be a fully working farm with all sorts of er farmy things like chickens and er rice he finished weekly to get us some food and such you know do you know anything about farming not a thing Nar proudly declared but I have a neat little trick to learn new stuff oh see Naro smirked as he summoned a cage bunin anything these guys learn is transferred to me when they're dispelled I see Chi-Chi frowned softly may I ask something you don't need to ask me permission to ask me a question narut chuckled just ask me okay in accordance with article 21e I shall acknowledge your request Chi-Chi replied hiding a smile at nark exasperated sigh I was wondering are you really human yep Nar nodded proudly but you can do such wondrous things Chi-Chi frowned none of this was explained in the documents I have read about Humanity W well Nar saw something over Chi-Chi's shoulder and choked back a laugh I guess you could say I'm special good morning Kaya Chan did you have a nice sleep that is Kaya Sama to you Kaya scalled at Naruto who was wearing a grin so wide it threaten to split his face in half is something amusing to you servant no nothing Naruto turned to survey the land just thinking about all the work it's going to take to get this place into shape such a task should be easy to someone who calls themselves my servant I don't call myself that Naruto dead pant he is our Handler and as per article 21d he should be treated with respect Chi-Chi remarked before her face went strangely blank as she saw Kaya's face I see you are still here Kaya turned to face her I could care less about the laws You Preach vulgar spider good morning Chi-Chi found herself staring over Kaya's shoulder to avoid looking at her face see this one gets it Kaya smirked she understands that a vulgar being such as herself does not have the Divine Right to gaze upon my face s Shore Chi-Chi mumbled Do Not Laugh whatever I do I cannot laugh remember the exchange laws well your face is a sight to behold Naruto nodded quote dot dot dot what are you planning Kaya stared at Naruto distrust a parent in eyes your words seem true but I feel there is more behind what you say oh nothing narut whistled innocently by the way you haven't washed your face yet have you no Kaya paused I used to have servants to do that for me but I would rather not have your calloused hands caressing my face my skin is soft and delicate and requires a soft touch she glanced at Chichi's hands before scowling it appears I shall have to bathe myself well you can wash your face in the lake narut nodded to the body of water a servant does not tell their Master what to do Kaya declared before heading to the body of water when she sees Chi-Chi glanced at Naruto he he he narut grinned you insolent servant Kaya shrieked as she turned to glare at Naruto the bunny face paint she was wearing looked ridiculous when combined with her angry glare I was wrong this is funny kurama's bemused voice sounded from the depths of Naruto's mind wahaha Nar fell over laughing as Kaya stormed over to him her eyes radiating killing intent I'm pretty sure almost every rule of the exchange program has just been violated Chi-Chi hung her head whilst it was kind of funny I will have to report this to agent Smith she will see that staying here will only hurt my chances of being a police officer Chi-Chi glanced at Naruto who was still rolling around laughing as Kaya tried to wash her face where did you even get that paint oh I found it in one of the barns Naruto remarked as he staggered to his feet there was loads of junk in boxes and when my clones found the face paint we knew what we had to do ouch he frowned as he saw a little bunny bite him on the shin gez what's the big idea Naruto noticed a group of at least 20 rabbits staring at him fine I'll help her get it off he was cut off by a strange ringing noise the phone Chi-Chi frowned as narut pulled out the device you need to flip it open and it should auto answer oh narut flipped the phone open hello hi there Miss Smith sounded tired I forgot to go over some details so I'll be at the property in half an hour tell me have you had breakfast and your morning coffee yet we don't have anything here to serve breakfast or coffee well fine I'll use your allowance to buy you some food I'll even bring over some workers to make sure your house has everything you need for your new Resident you've met Chi-Chi correct yeah narut glanced at Chi-Chi for a second I was worried that you hadn't gotten my text Miss Smith chuckled ER yeah I got that Naruto laughed weakly thanks for that well if you really want to thank me you can make me a meal Miss Smith hung up I get the feeling this isn't going to be the last time she tries to mooch a meal off of you quit being such a cynic she's helping us out by fixing up the bits of the house I can't and providing us with food besides it's not as if I'm planning to stay here is it as soon as I find a way back home we'll be leaving and Kaya to take her back would be Reckless she's powerless right now and quite a lot of people would want her dead if not captured and experimented on wait a minute you're calling something Reckless you are the most Reckless person I know I'm not Reckless you dive into danger head first that that isn't exactly sensible kurarama chuckled W well Naruto scalled as he struggled to think of a comeback it's not recklessness if you know you can survive it he finished weakly that is the kind of argument only a suicidally reckless person would say either that or someone who was already dead Kurama remarked dry as Naruto made his way to the house the rest of the journey spent in silence it's not recklessness if you know it won't kill you a patchwork women proudly declared as she poked some stitches across her exposed belly she wore the standard armor of man squad although her top was open showing the variety of wounds that had been stitched and bandaged some of the bandages were tainted with a strange looking liquid that didn't smell like blood this was zombina the zombie mon squad's weapons expert there was a group sigh of exasperation in the mon Squad Barracks as two of her teammates just shook their heads but Bachchan mono the squad sniper I frowned at her zombie teammate you don't heal naturally it was only a bachan zombie n grinned it was thrust through you like a spear Doppel the squad's infiltration expert remarked as she sat using her hair as a chair clearly the target was a lot stronger than we were expecting bullet holes are easy to seal but this wound was much more difficult you were lucky that the wound could have been closed at all mono tried to explain her concern to the grinning zombie you're right zina's sharp teeth gave her an almost feral look she was a strong opponent you were focusing on the wrong thing mono mumbled under her breath Matt zombina waved her concern off Hey where's Tio Miss Smith requested her for a mission prisoner transport most likely Doppel Shrugged indifferently I see zombina frowned once again I get left out of the exciting stuff what if that criminal tries to escape huh Chio gets to have the best part Hearts I didn't even get called when there was the incident with the boss ah mono nodded softly with the human and the strange Lial from what I heard the Lial had weird glowing hands that was apparently the human Doppel remarked how do you know I was there Doppel Shrugged G did everyone except me get a piece of the action there really wasn't much action after the human pulled himself out of a truck and started to Glow yellow and pick people up with the weird glowing hands he created Doppel shifted until she was a perfect replica of Naruto golden chakra form and all say what zombina frowned I could never do that when I was alive that sounds pretty awesome were they used for any attacks she leaned forward to look at Doppel not really Doppel returned to her usual form he just sort of held everyone up then surrendered without a fight oh zombina seemed a little disappointed well I guess I didn't miss that much andless unless you're lying to me why would I do that to make me feel better oh there was a full-on gunfight wasn't there zombina groan Al Bet mono was firing bullets everywhere giio probably threw a car at someone I can assure you that didn't happen Doppel shook her head besides I would have thought you would have had enough excitement fighting that exchange student that ran you through but she didn't throw a car at anyone zombina pointed out no one threw any cars shook her head Al bet he was a deranged psycho Zombie's mismatched eyes sparkled it must have looked like some sort of horror movie when you saw all that death and destruction you could always just read the report I I think he is strange manako frowned but not a bad person oh zombina blinked he could see me when I was in a sniping position he looked at me straight in the eye and even pointed at me no human should be able to see that well quote really zombina didn't sound convinced well there have been some interesting developments Doppel smirked have you not read the report why would I zombina mumbled it's bad enough knowing I got left out of the action without hearing all about it as well I'll bet the car crashes were epic ARG and I was stuck on some stupid escort Duty it was quite a pile up but fortunately there were no fatalities mono nodded that's probably the only reason that she was able to take the human and and Lial into custody without too much fuss ARG stopped mentioning it zombina groaned but it was you who asked about it Doppel shook her head it's interesting what you can find out if you can get a hold of Smith Sands Mission reports how do you get a hold of them zombina asked well Doppel changed her appearance until she looked and sounded like Miss Smith humans are quite easy to fool she returned to her usual appearance but it looks like the human isn't actually class ified as one and that means zombina Asked who knows Doppel smiled all I know is that his race was entered as other if he wasn't entered as a human or Lial what does that make him is he a Handler or an exchange student zoma frowned and if he causes trouble can I shoot him who knows Doppel smirked I'm sure that Smith San has a plan back at Naruto's house Naro and Kaya glanced at each other uneasily before returning their attention house guest Chi-Chi had quietly asked to be excused and had retreated to her still empty room having not taken Miss Smith's judgment well if the coordinator was aware of Chi-Chi's bad mood she showed no signs of concern not bad she nodded approvingly well thanks Naruto chuckled I'm not much a cook the best kind of meal is a free one Miss Smith took another sip of coffee I have a feeling we just got a dangerous insight into your personality k Crown may I ask why you are here why it's my job she smiled I had to get people here to make this place livable although I did underestimate the damage fortunately Naruto [ __ ] here did a lot of the hard work that allowed the Specialists to do their jobs easier what exactly is your job anyway Naruto asked as he summon some clones to clean up the mess I am the cultural exchange coordinator Smith gestured at Naruto in a nutshell my job is to keep an eye on the handlers and any exchange students they may be housing to ensure that everything is going smoothly but didn't you just disregard that vulgar spider objections a few minutes ago Kaya frowned well I could have tried to find her a new Handler Smith side but it's far easier to just leave her here besides she isn't in any danger here so basically you don't want to do your job Naruto dead pant she'll learn to get along with you I'm sure after all isn't that part of her dream job dream job Naruto blinked oh she hasn't told you Miss Smith raised an eyebrow well it isn't for me to say she stood up and brushed the crumbs from her outfit as much as I would love to eat free food all day I have a lot of work to do today doing what exactly Kay asked well for your information I am not only your local coordinator but the liaison for the M Squad man being short for Monster Ops neutralization she added seeing the blank look on Kaya and Naruto's faces due to the rules of The Exchange bill humans and lials can't harm another without breaking the law there are those who would violate this law and whilst the police can arrest humans they cannot touch lials hence the monster Ops is a team of lials who are able to do what the police can't oh so you are kind of like a chunan or maybe even a junan a team leader kind of thing yes Smith nodded in fact you have already met some of my team oh that armored giant narut grinned looking at Kaya that uncultured o dared to manhandle me the Rabid goddess angrily bit into a carrot with an audible crunch I'll bet he is some uncouth Barbarian who doesn't understand the first thing about being a lady you'd be surprised Smith thought to herself I'm guessing that oneeyed girl was one as well Naruto chuckled at Kay's Antics before returning his attention to Smith indeed she was a mono Smith looked thoughtful I suppose I should make sure you are familiar with the different species I'll send some books later she finished dismissively I'm starting to think Chi-Chi should be more worried about you not being fit for your job than me as a Handler narut shook his head I'll have you know I am extremely busy with many important things Smith shook her head those things are probably finding other ways to avoid doing your job narut grumbled says you one of the cage bunch and cleaning the kitchen retorted those clones they are copies of you correct Kaya glanced at the muttering clone yeah then if your clones don't like you what does that say about you Kaya smirked I'm leaving before I see something that might make me have to perform a suitability test Miss Smith grabbed one another slice of toast and took a bite and then I would have so much more work to do if you failed it and at this short notice too she left but not before draining her coffee and grabbing the last slice of toast apparently she too is lacking manners Kaya snorted sunglasses must be almost as common as you servant you're still sore about the face paint aren't you narut dodged a bunny missile and so are your minions apparently to touch the face of a noble kayah Huff one should know their place you are fortunate that I don't have my Powers such a crime would deserve the harshest punishment while you try and think of one I'm going to check on Chi-Chi Naruto glanced at Kaya who continued eating her salad slowly such vulgarity she scoffed it's her name narut called out it's not like I'm going around calling her or anything s such language Kaya looked away from Naruto do you not know how to speak in the presence of a lady ER narut frowned come to think of it sakur achan did always hit me I guess I don't know well Kaya smirked you are fortunate you have such a forgiv and generous master who shall teach you the error of your ways I'm going to check on Chi-Chi Naro left if you really want to anything my clones learn is transferred to me I see Kaya turned to the Clone I wonder if etiquette can truly be hammered into that tiny brain of yours I believe a short two-hour lecture should be a good start you traitor the Clone yelled after the fleeing narut your sacrifice will not be forgotten Nar bowed his head as he headed towards Chi-Chi's room you'll want to be careful Kaya may be the only way home Kurama warned Naruto try not to upset her too much I know Naro sighed if she never regains her chakra I might have to rely on her to teach me how she opens portals that means putting up with her for a bit longer who knows maybe she'll lighten up in her defense though she was my enemy less than 24 hours ago in her defense she was trying to end the world near enough how can you defend her oh who am I kidding this is you were talking about everyone who you beat up seems to become a good person although somehow I don't see it happening anytime soon with her she's just scared narut paused outside Chi-Chi's door come to think of it maybe that's the case with Chi-Chi too she has be sent away from her family to live with a complete stranger hey Kurama shook his head I'm sure you'll make her feel right at home you're that that kind of person ah thanks narut chuckled before knocking on the door Chi-Chi enter ER Naruto pushed open the room while those people Miss Smith got and really did a number on this place her room had all the Furnishings that you would expect of a hotel room including a decent sized TV on one of the walls he'd never seen one that was flat like that one though the only thing that stood out was there was a hammock instead of bed on which Chi-Chi was currently laying the only signs of personalization were a set of official looking books neatly stacked on a desk and several outfits hanging in the closet each one neatly hung and ironed I apologize for leaving but I was emotionally distraught by agent Smith's decision I thought that you would be a hindrance to my future career prospects what do you want to do Naruto asked as he walked over to the desk these are all books on laws and procedures quote dot dot dot I want to be a police officer chii smiled softly police officer narut frowned slightly as that like the Uchi police of this area or something indeed chii nodded so that means you need to deal with all sorts of unruly sorts right that is chii's eyes widened oh I get it now agent Smith must have put me here because an officer must be calm and collected at all times sometimes we have to deal with members of the public who could be infuriating and unreasonable so in a way this to is preparing me for my job infuriating and unreasonable nark shoulders slumped a I apologize Chi-Chi skillfully climbed out of the hammock article 21d subsection 1 states that human handlers must be treated with respect I cannot apologize enough for my behavior no that's all right Naruto chuckled if you don't mind me asking why do you want to be a police officer article I don't want you to answer me because the law demands it Naruto interrupted her I only want you to tell me if you want to tell me very well Chi-Chi bowed her head I am from a small village not too far away when the treaty was signed 2 years ago not all humans took it well some lials are less acceptable to humanity whilst those who have milder traits like those of cats and dogs are more widely accepted those with less appealing traits are usually shunned and feared Like We Are Monsters shunned and feared Naruto frowned softly recalling his own past remembering the cold looks the hurtful words that's never Pleasant indeed Chi-Chi nodded I remember there were some humans who were aggressive to us they formed a sort of anti-al group usually it was just threats and graffiti but one day she scowled they set fire to one of my neighbors houses at night when they were sleeping did they get out all right Naruto asked concern evident in his voice yes thanks to one person a human she smiled softly whilst all the other humans were stood back watching not sure what to do he raced forwards without any fear and went straight into the burning building to help them Escape when he came out I asked him why did he not fear us why would he risk his life for us his answer shii looked at Naruto because I am a police officer and we help people regardless of who they are human and Lial alike were calling him a hero and that's when I realized something if I became a police officer I could show humans that were not to be feared and at the same time Inspire other lials to pursue their own dreams with my hunting instincts I believe I would make a good police officer and I was physically fit so she gestured to the books I got in touch with the exchange program and agent Smith provided me with the books and promised she would find me a suitable Handler even after my application was initially blocked I see Naruto nodded did they catch the people who lit the fire no Chi-Chi shook her head but I think when they saw that police officer they must have felt shame huh their actions were based on fear and ignorance that's yet another reason why I have to be a police officer so long as our people are considered mysterious and strange fear will be prevalent throughout the communities that we live in that's why I have to prove them wrong to show them I am not some monster I am me quote dot dot dot quote Nar Nar stared into the distance and one day I will be Hokage pardon Chi-Chi glanced at him he he he Nar rubbed the back of his head you might not believe it but we kind of similar we both know the stigma of being hated for something you have no control over all right Nar nodded I've decided decided what I'm going to help you Nar pointed at Chichi when I'm finished you'll be the best damn police officer ever how Naruto defl well I haven't thought that far ahead he admitted I mean I might not be the best at books and stuff but when it comes to practical work I'm pretty good I've got it I'll make training course that only I can make for you really yeah narut nodded you said your request was originally declined right because of that law saying you can't be a risk to the public correct Article 1 a principal law three well then Naruto smirked I can simulate a public envir M with my clones one will be your Target and the others will just be normal civilians but how will I know which is which I'll have my clones change their appearances so they all look different and give you the details of the criminal you have to find and catch him I already told you that I am a talented Hunter Chi-Chi frowned well then why don't we make it fun Nar smiled since you're so sure of yourself why don't we make a bed of it if you're able to complete whatever the goal of the training exercise is then I'll assist you the only other way I can by helping you find a Handler who is able to help you however if you're unable to complete the goal that means there is something I can teach you and you have to promise to stop being so uptight with the rules deal Chi-Chi nodded I look forward on seeing your letter to request my transfer he Naro grinned I wouldn't get your hopes up just yet you're going to be seeing this face for a while possibly Chi-Chi bowed her head if you don't mind I would like to stretch out before the exercise is outlined in the Police Academy training guidelines you love your rules narut chuckled as he left her to her stretches I totally didn't see that coming kurama's voice was practically dripping with sarcasm what another bleeding heart story admittedly you could throw it but let's be honest the moment you realized the parallels between you there was no way you could give up on helping her achieve her dream as there am I that predictable hey you might be the most unpredictable ninja but you're the most predictable hero in history I'll take it hero is a better title than demon narut shook his head softly and made his way out of the house past the kitchen now this is a dessert spoon Kaya was still lecturing the Clone quote dot dot dot it looks like every other damn spoon the Clone wailed quote dot dot dot I think I'll take a different exit Naro made a u-turn sometime later and this is a stake knife Kaya placed the sharp blade on the table and this is a carving knife does it really matter the Clone protested does it really matter Kaya looked incredulous it is quite apparent if not for me you would probably descend into barbarism you should be honored that a noble such as myself is spending her precious time instructing you on these things one is only as Noble as one acts aha the Clone looked for a distraction oh look it's Chi-Chi are you here to be enlightened Kaya turned to face the Spider Woman Who was wearing a jogging shirt that fell below her waist acting as both a shirt and a skirt what is with that strange outfit chance the Clone quickly grabbed the steak knife and stabbed itself his final thoughts before bursting being a prayer that Naruto got the memory of the pain as revenge for forcing him to sit through Kay's lecture I am training with Handler San Chi-Chi remarked simply if I beat his challenge then he has agreed to help me find a new Handler then you are probably going to stay here for a while Kaya scoffed considering that back when I was technically a goddess I failed to kill him I doubt you would have much more luck attempting to kill our Handler would be in violation of yes yes K guy aside the rules that govern you commoners do not apply to those with Noble blood she turned to find the Clone had dispelled it appears that my servant is completely useless he didn't even give the Clone enough of my chakra to last through the lecture still I suppose I should be grateful that he at least expended the chakra in a worthy cause she turned to talk to Chi-Chi only to find she had left as well that is fine I had no desire to converse with that vulgar spider anyway she turned to the lone rabbit that was sitting on the kitchen table nibbling the leftovers from her breakfast salad people of my station we are destined to stand alone misunderstood by those we watch over the rabbit's nose twitched which Kaya took as a cue to talk your life must be quite easy she stroked the creature's head unburdened by Duty and the pressures of nobility even before I was a goddess there were so many who expected so much of me I was a symbol of Hope of a potential Everlasting peace now look at me her shoulders slumped I am a failure I failed to save the world she sat down and laid her head on the table what a pitiful creature I have become she glanced at the empty sleeve of her kimono a pitiful and incomplete creature the rabbit nudged her head what is my purpose she wondered aloud when I was a goddess it was so clear I was saving the humans from themselves I was trying to bring about a true peace an everlasting peace but now I find myself helpless and no doubt my home is burning with the fires of War without me the world will have descended into complete Anarchy and it is all his fault kayia lifted her head to glare in the direction of the fields where she assumed Naruto was if he had just accepted my peace if he had not tried to stop me she clenched her one fist I cannot forgive him for that he doomed our world but at the same time I understand him a little better it was not his intent to cause harm but much like a child he knows not what he does he acts without thinking the rabbit returned to the salad crunching noisily on a particularly crispy piece of lettuce I suppose as a no it is my duty to overlook The commoner's Faults and guide them to better themselves she sighed as if realizing the depth of the task she had set herself still one should not complain despite being thrown into a new world he has proven to be surprisingly adaptive maybe there is hope for that one she reached up and stroked the horn that he had regenerated for her he means well she smiled fondly yes I do not believe he is beyond Redemption the rabbit hopped off of the table the sad thing is she shook her head you probably understood that a lot better than my clueless servant she shook his head I shiver to think of what a name training he has cooked up no doubt wasting more of my chakra with Naruto still so sure you're going to win Naruto glanced at Chi-Chi who was stood Frozen with shock when you said you could make thousands I thought you were bragging Chi-Chi glanced at Naruto there must be at least 3,000 I don't know never really tried to count Nar Shrugged Chi-Chi returned her gaze to the forest where Naro had been waiting for her I wanted to try and use an earth Jutsu to make large building- shaped obstacles but Earth isn't really my element he looked slightly disheartened I mean I can kind of use it but I don't really know any actual Earth Jutsu Jutsu techniques like the cage bunin may I ask you a question quote dot dot dot I am definitely human may I ask a different question oh sure are you sure you are human yes Naro chuckled so chii's look of shock was slowly fading what is the task one of the Clones will be a criminal and it is your duty to find him he or possibly she will be holding these bells and Milling around in that forest with the other clones trying to escape your task is to find him and safely capture him once he has captured you are to bring him back to me with the bells simple right he jingled a pair of Bells when I found these in that barn with the paint I knew I had to use them I feel like Kakashi Sensei right now sure Chi-Chi nodded even with such a large number of people I am sure that I can keep track of one clone but be warned if he manages to reach a secret hideout that I have built in the forest then you lose unless you actually track him to his Hideout then you can still win if you pursue him inside before he returns to me with the bells Naruto smirked but that has its own set of risks as he was interrupted by one of his clones snatching the Bells from his hand and running officer I've been robbed try and catch me if you can the Clone who was disguised as yahiko made a vulgar gesture before turning around and running stuffing the bells into a pocket W what Chi-Chi was caught flat-footed but quickly leapt into action pursuing the Clone with agility that impressed Naruto whilst a normal human would find themselves quickly in trouble her Quarry was no normal human this was a ninja and as agile as she was she couldn't quite catch him before he reached the mass of clones excuse me she tried to Edge her way through the Clones hey watch it will you one of clones snapped I'm standing here I'm sorry sir but Chi-Chi tried to move ah Oni Sama your legs are strange can I touch them a clone disguised as a young girl walked up to her I'm sorry but I am in pursuit of a criminal her eyes desperately scanned for her prey until she caught bright orange hair got you she smirked as she leapt towards him before blinking as an unfamiliar face looking back at her no piercings this this is the wrong clone can I help you officer the Clone disguised as Jugo smiled politely no thank you she looked around annoyed where has he gone she leapt into a tree and scanned the area unlucky nar's voice echoed through the trees and the Clones all turned back into Naro I lost Chi-Chi sighed as she returned to Naruto where the yahiko Clone was twirling the Bells around his finger well narut smiled at herid you think it would be easy and that's why you didn't use your webs I can't Chi-Chi looked at him longleg type AR rachne don't spin webs oh I didn't know that narut chuckled I just assumed that you could sorry that was insensitive of me it is not your fault if anything the fact that you were assigned as my Handler without the relevant information as agent Smith's fault are you criticizing a coordinator isn't that against the rules Naro gasped in fake shock I am allowed to make criticisms where necessary Chi-Chi mumbled although was apparently not too proud of her remarks well I guess that means you lose Naruto rubbed the back of his head letun head back there is a saying that rabbits die of loneliness and if Kaya dies then I am in a whole heap of trouble again again shii spoke softly pardon Nar paused again shii repeated louder a look of determination in her eyes Okay narut nodded and glanced at the Clone quote dot dot dot we'll try something a little different this time to keep things interesting this time the Clone will be an aggressive criminal holding several clones hostage you have to take down the criminal with non-lethal Force whilst ensuring none of the other clones die he nodded to the yahiko Clone who raced off into the Forest right Chi-Chi nodded eager to complete this exercise huh she seems really fired up I wonder if that's because of the bet or maybe I'm an awesome teacher who inspires his students so it's the BET then ignoring the smartass fox in his head her turned to Chi-Chi are you ready yes she nodded sir the yahiko Clone returned and GS a sloppy salute we have an update on the situation the target has six civilians held hostage in the forest the target has black hair and a smile that doesn't look quite right he's located half a colomer inside the forest and appears to be armed understood he glanced at Chi-Chi are you ready officer yes sir Chi-Chi saluted before heading into the forest this was her element stalking an unaware Target in order to deliver the killing blow she paused in that line of thought reminding herself that she had to try and take the target alive if possible but she couldn't fail her future career was counting on her being able to succeed back at the house Kaya glanced at a clock as she sat in the kitchen her fingers tapping the surface of the table as she waited for Naro to show up how long can it take to train a vulgar spider to she paused I don't even know what they doing but it shouldn't take this long she stood up angrily who knows what that idiot servant of mine is doing he probably got sidetracked by wounded animals and is now racing to deliver it to some sort of animal healer she chuckled at the thought of Naruto carrying a bleeding Fox I wonder why I instantly thought of a fox her attention was drawn to the floor as a couple of rabbits started to nudge her you are correct kayia nodded no doubt he is lost in a ditch and requires my Aid he should be grateful to have such a gracious Master she started towards the door a small trail of rabbits behind her this is not an unpleasant place to live Kaya remarked as she took in the fields my servant has been quite busy maybe in a year or so it would be a place worthy of the presence of one such as myself she nodded funny as a princess I used to have a hundred servants at my beck and call all trained to the highest standards and aware of their duties now I have one who wouldn't know good manners if they HIIT him in the face she scowled although there was a hint of Mirth in her features she continued towards where the most noise was assuming correctly this would be where Naruto was what she saw almost made her pop a blood vessel so so much wasted chakra she blinked as what must have been around a thousand clones headed her way oh it's the bunny princess one of the Clones waved at her hey kayia Chan that's kayia Sama to you yeah yeah the Clones waved off her remarks what are you doing I am going to speak to the real you oh he's in the forest with Chi-Chi one of the Clones pointed off into the forest don't say such vulgar words in the presence of nobility what would would that be Chi-Chi because if it is Chi-Chi then we can stop saying Chi-Chi isn't that right one clone turned to face another clone that's right we'll stop saying Chi-Chi if Kay achan wants us to stop saying Chi-Chi quote dot dot dot quote Kaya rubbed her forehead tiredly what I wouldn't do for my chakra right about now he he he the Clones laughed well we can't all just hang around chatting boss says he wants us to work on some of the other rooms he wants a training room in there so he has decided to stop just dismissing you well he said if he did you would just complain about it and we should try not to upset you too much huh kagaya pred herself I see is starting to respect my Noble self not really he just doesn't want to make you hopping mad kagaya glair said More Than Words ever could we'll we'll be off then the Clones coughed awkwardly unwilling to spend any more time being blared at by the angry exg goddess you do that Kaya watched them flee before heading towards where the Clones had indicated Naro to be with Chichi as Chi-Chi approached the area the Clone had mentioned she tried to keep a low profile she saw someone who matched the target but they appeared to be bound up after a few moments she realized that the Clone disguised a saus K despite not looking like he knew smile properly and dressed like he was from a strip club or something was actually a hostage the actual Target was the one wearing a smile that looked so fake it was painful to look at Chi-Chi Advanced on the position as the Clone disguised as Sai walked amongst the hostages twirling a canai in his hand whilst Chi-Chi was confident she could take down the Clone doing it without killing it would be much more difficult and that was without taking into account that she had to try and make sure the six civilians survived her mind raced as she tried to recall the rules for such a situation gch the Cyclone walked over to one of the Clones disguised as a child hannaby hyuga to be exact and picked it up by the Scruff of her throat I'm fed up of waiting for my Ransom maybe sending a small piece of you back will convince them to hurry up P please no the hannaby Clone squirmed not good Chi-Chi quickly charged the target expertly maneuvering through the undergrowth until she got within leaping distance her agile movement meaning that the Cyclone was completely unaware of the rapidly approaching Lial until it was too late in the full mass of the Lial came down on him like an angel of Vengeance unfortunately this meant that the fragile clone dispelled taking the hannaby Clone with it for what it's worth Naruto called from a tree a real human isn't quite that fragile he jumped down next to her for example I survived being hit by what Miss Smith called a truck judging from from the public reaction to that I don't think most humans can survive that hell if not for me you might not have survived that details Naro thought back flippantly a loss is a loss those are the rules of the challenge Chi-Chi sighed one more time again again hey narut nodded let's see what can this third test be how about you try and catch me you Chi-Chi tilted her head that's right Naruto nodded unlike my clones I won't break so easily this way you can learn to capture a strong human before working your way towards more fragile targets to make things Fair I'll only use my chakra to cling to surfaces I'll head into the forest and wait for 1 hour after which I'll make my way back here if I get back here then I win and if you capture me you win you've seen the damage I caused to the clones it would be in direct violation to Article 1 a principal law 5 it is a criminal offense for any humans to willingly and knowingly inflict harm upon a representative or put them in a scenario that would lead to injury without written an uncoerced confirmation from both the representative and the Handler this also applies to any harm inflicted upon the Handler by a Lial so basically we both just need to give our approval right narut tilted his head well yes but you fail to realize the potential harm that you could suffer Chi-Chi frowned can you summon a God that can send me through dimensions and turn me to Ash if if you land an attack on me no then I'll be fine I survived that after all he grinned widely just asked Kaya how hard I am to kill quote dot dot dot where are you from Chi-Chi struggled to wrap her head around what he said let's just say I'm not from around here narut chuckled so you still want to try and catch me or are you too scared now when I decided to become a police officer I swore I would give it my all Chi-Chi shook her head giving up is not an option he he he narut nodded that's the spirit you ready on the count of three Chi-Chi stretched out her many legs one narut crouched two hey what are you doing Chi-Chi blinked being a ninja Naruto laughed as he said off running early I you cheater Chi-Chi took off after the grinning ninja oh and criminals always play by the rules you Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes as the two sped into the underg so why are you doing this again I don't know it seemed like a good idea still she seems pretty agile duck what Naruto rolled as Chi-Chi leapt over him damn she can jump well she isn't the only one remember no chakra besides to cling to surfaces was that Kaya what Naruto glanced over his shoulder to see the irid goddess and her small army of rabbits traversing the undergrowth Branch oh right nuto grinned as he ducked under the obstacle Landing flat against another tree and racing towards the canopy Chi-Chi quickly scurrying up the neighboring tree matching Pace with him you know I wasn't expecting you to be this fast once I have my prey in my sights it won't Escape what about those clones that you failed to capture I I underestimated you Chi-Chi kicked off the tree towards Naruto who leapt off and grabbed a hold of another Branch watching as Chi-Chi tore through the tree where he would have been stood maybe I limited myself too much Nar frowned hey Chi-Chi he tried to spot the Spiderwoman I get the feeling she decided against a direct assault and is now waiting to Ambush you Ambush a ninja ha narut smirked as he dropped to the forest floor good luck with that he looked around searching for The Telltale sign of movement amongst the bushes huh she's good he closed his eyes listening to the sounds of the forest wherever Chi-Chi had gone she was being awfully quiet at least I don't have to worry about her setting some sort of trap with webs he opened his eyes so any plans well technically I can just sit around waiting then head back to the original meeting point to win I'm guessing she will be hoping to Ambush me on the way back and is using this time to set up some traps for me Naruto looked around before sitting down and you're going to let her aren't you of course Naruto grinned as he sat down enjoying the calm of the forest he pulled a canai from his pocket and checked the reflection to make sure she wasn't behind him before picking up a branch and cutting at it has an hour passed yet he thought jokingly yes Kurama responded sarcastically wait really no not even close ah narut got into a meditative pose might as well kill sometime then he sat down allowing the natural energies to flow through him I see that this world still has Natural Energy even if no one else seems to have chakra he smiled slightly as he felt the strange energy of the world familiar yet completely foreign at the same time he could sense so many life forms around him this is really a busy little Forest isn't it he murmured as he extended his senses time seemed to Flow by quickly until his trance was broken by kurarama your hours up if you want to keep meditating don't let me stop you but remember there no toad with a staff to beat you here though his name is wait a minute you're a genius I know I am but just in case I had forgotten why am I a genius the Toads Naruto stood up dispelling the Natural Energy he had gathered they can reverse summon me back home maybe Kurama was skeptical but the chakra required to summon one here must be astronomical I doubt we could do it well we can at least try Naruto grinned now I I suppose it can wait until we finish this test narut glanced into the forest you think she's finished yet I suspect yes what do you narut instinctively rolled forward and started to run as the sound of Chi-Chi tearing through the undergrowth sounded directly behind him being a little noisy isn't she he started towards the tree line but Chi-Chi cut him off forcing him to change directions and leap into the trees Chi-Chi following behind him every time he tried to change direction she quickly leapt in the way of his attempt to escape forcing him to follow the route she wanted just what is she planning she only had an hour to prepare narut frowned as he easily kept his distance from her she isn't even trying to chase me down now what is she planning he ran across the forest floor tracking her movements out of the corner of his eyes just a little longer Chi-Chi smiled as she saw Naruto heading towards her trap no matter which direction I attack from you can just jump out of the way in order to capture you I have to LEAP when you're in mid jump and unable to alter your course do you think she plans to lose Naruto wondered no she has a similar look in her eyes to you she won't give up hey I knew there was something about her that was familiar Naruto smirked as he approached some Bramble bushes that marked the edge of the forest almost homef free here we go Chi-Chi prepared herself and away we crap narut cried out in alarm as he leapt over the bushes twisting his body to narrowly miss several beehives in the tree few that was close he chuckled before stepping forward and feeling something catch on his leg as he tugged his leg free he saw the familiar glint of a trip wire and the beehives briefly shook followed by the sound of angrily Buzzing Bees starting to leave the hives not today narut leapt backwards from the hives and their Guardians here's my chance Chi-Chi dived at the Airborne Naruto ha nark eyes widened clever girl he regretted his handicap without his other abilities he was a Sitting Duck so he did the best he could embraced for the inevitable impact Mission achieved Chi-Chi declared as she grabbed Naruto tightly the speed of her impact knocking the air from his lungs as she came down to land only to realize too late that she had been so focused on catching Naruto she had launched herself at him more energetically than she had planned to rather than a soft landing on the grass the two of them were headed straight for the lake next to the farm she braced herself for an impact that never came a sudden surge of warmth spread through her body and she found herself held above the water by a glowing yellow limb narut himself was stood at top the water's surface how Chi-Chi blinked as the golden limb put her down on the shore chakra Naruto replied simply as he walked over to the shore it's kind of like a natural energy that powers me in my Jutsu thank you Chi-Chi nodded whilst I wouldn't have died being submerged is extremely unpleasant for me it appears that you may have some latent Talent as a Handler after all Naruto rubbed the back of his head thanks I guess so you're not a big fan of water H it's just that my lungs are in my abdomen Chi-Chi gestured to her spider half in what you could call my rear I can breath through the surface of my skin so when I am submerged while it won't kill me it feels like I'm suffocating from all sides wait you breathe from your butt Naruto blinked I leave you alone for an hour and already you have dropped to that vulgar spider's level a disapproving kaya remarked as she emerged from the forest her kimono looking slightly worse for wear oh hi kayia Chan kayas Sama the former goddess brushed herself off and sat down you shall address me as Kay Asama whatever you say kay Asama Chan quote dot dot dot I will not sink to your level Kaya scoffed I have just one question oh why why are you wasting my chakra she pointed at his golden form oh this narut laughed weakly well you see we were going to fall into the lake so I called on kurama's power to stop Chi-Chi and I from getting soaked so you wasted my chakra because you didn't want to get wet Kaya remarked when you put it like that it seems less cool Naruto grumbled nothing about you is cool accept your Association to me Kaya remarked as my servant that is you know what I was going to let you come back home with me but now I think I'll just leave you here Naruto crossed his arms you mean to tell me you have found a way back home Kay's eyes lit up slightly I'm pretty sure I have narut allowed himself a moment of smugness I mean it would take a lot of chakra it would finally be a use that wasn't a complete waste k smiled huh narut chuckled this must be one of the first times I've actually seen you smile you should do that more it suits you it is the duty of a servant to compliment their Master Kaya remarked although admittedly my old servants never seemed quite as sincere with their compliments as you just did I can't even say anything nice to her Nar turned to Chi-Chi who looked beused at their interactions so I guess this is goodbye then you are leaving well hopefully just as well really considering you successfully captured me that means I have to write a letter for you to find a new Handler Chi-Chi frowned softly I I don't believe I won ha two out of three times I was soundly beaten I am grateful that you even allowed me more than one chance Chi-Chi bowed her head as for the rules that we agreed upon I am to stay with you but I might be heading back home article 2A subsection 1 a Handler is responsible for the well-being of their assigned Representatives until the relevant body qualifies the representative for human integration without a Handler or the Handler is deemed incapable of performing their duties Chi-Chi quoted until agent Smith says otherwise I must stay with you what are you saying if you are to leave this residence then I must accompany you Chi-Chi stated firmly but Naruto blinked we could be going far away there is no limit on the reach of the law Kaya a little help I'm sorry Kaya looked at him you can't have been talking to me fine Naruto sigh oh gracious Kaya Sama please help me he rolled his eyes no Kaya smiled at him this is for the face paint isn't it when will you let that go Naruto wailed when you undo ruining the Last Hope of Peace for our home I just can't win with you can I Naruto rolled his eyes well here goes nothing he bit his thumb and slammed it down on the floor cooch's no Jutsu was something supposed to happen Kaya remarked unimpressed kurarama give me all you've got this isn't going to work kurarama remarked but relinquished a great deal of chakra regardless now to top it all up with a little nature chakra Naruto took a deep breath and closed his eyes when he opened them his eyes already read from the effect of the cloak had been replaced by his orange Sage eyes with slits through the bar thanks to karama's influence wait a minute do you feel that kurarama tried to get nutk attention but he was too focused on his Jutsu to care about anything else right now here we go k u c h i y o s e no Jutsu narut bit his thumb again and poured as much chakra as he could into the summoning there was a burst of smoke that filled the area and when it cleared narut let out a whoop of Joy it worked Nar laughed odd she doesn't look like the other female toads I met maybe after a certain age they all just end up looking like granny Sage Kaya blinked as she took in this new arrival she had green skin with brown splotches appearing now and again on her arms and legs she wore what looked like a conductor's hat with blonde bangs covering her forehead the rest of her hair was tied into a high ponytail that trailed down the large coat she was wearing its sleeves rolled up to her elbows and her collar lifted up beneath the coat she wore only some bindings to cover her modest chest and some dark pants tied at the waist with a rope belt Kaya noted that her bare feet were on display revealing the webbing between her toes that was mirrored on her hands this one must be even more common than my servant Chi-Chi found herself instinctively distrusting this new arrival she looks like some sort of delinquent what is this Ruffian doing here all right Naruto grinned I need you to go back and tell Grandpa Sage too I ain't doing nothing the toad girl spat eh Naruto blinked as amusing as this is Kaya brushed off her kimono and stood up to leave I am returning home I will bathe then be down to have a meal I expect the bath to be ready and hot for me in 10 minutes where do you think you are going the toad scowled to my house Kaya retorted it ain't yours anymore she declared you all listen good my name is nectre but you're going to be calling me Toof Sama from now on you're my underlings and this is my territory now the farm was strangely quiet given the usual hustle of nutk clones hard at work fixing it up the three residents of the restored building were all stood staring at the new arrival the toad girl Toof there was a sort of stunned silence as Naro and his two charges looked at each other not quite sure how to respond before Naruto finally spoke I'm sorry Naro frowned still clad in his golden cloak his Cobi Sage eyes focused on Toof and you should be Toof crossed her arms at top the bindings covering her modest chest I'm the boss around here now I get the feeling she's not from Mount myoboku Naruto scowled come to think of it she does look a lot more humanoid than the other toads Mount what Toof scalled never heard of it I could have sworn that I performed the Jutsu right Naruto scowled what the hell went wrong clearly a lowly being such as yourself would never be be able to achieve the same Feats as I Kaya looked croud for a moment although I will give you some credit where it is due you did make an impressive smoke cloud quote dot dot dot I'm just going to take that as a compliment hey stop ignoring me you bastards tof pointed angrily at narut you respect the boss you here I don't know what happened but I was the one who summoned you so Naruto started until he was cut off by a derisive snort from Toof summoned Toof snort Ed what you suffering from a case of chabu or something eh you can't summon people idiot she scoffed you don't have some sort of magic powers I've remained silent for too long Chi-Chi angrily stepped forwards Handler San is recognized by The Exchange treaty and as such deserves your respect as stated by article 21d subsection 1 bite me Toof spat you can stick your stupid rules right up your ass I follow my own rules how crass Kaya scalled disapprovingly it appears this world is full of foulmouthed beings like the vulgar spider here eh you say something you stuck up how about I beat some respect into you she cracked her neck menacingly servant deal with this unsightly blemish just try it okay okay Nar held his arms up to calm the situation clearly we have gotten off on the wrong foot here let's start with the basics shall we I'm Naruto and this this is Kaya and Chi-Chi and we live here now you said you're called Toof right how' you get here if I didn't summon you I go wherever the hell I want without a Handler Chi-Chi scowled do you have the correct permits permits tof snorted I don't need no stinking permits I don't follow those stupid exchange laws wait a minute Chi-Chi stepped between Naruto and Toof you admit to being a criminal breaking the law in Front of Me Maybe I am what is it to you it is my duty as a future police officer to place you under citizens arrest she produced some handcuffs from her belt eh you think those little things can keep me contained Toof sneered you'll never be able to capture me you useless copper why not go back to eating donuts and getting fat you Chi-Chi twitched with rage how dare you mock The Honorable profession of policing I refus to stand back and let some some delinquent frog mock such an honorable occup Pati quote dot dot dot what did you call me Toof lowered her head so that the cap of her hat covered her eyes you heard me you delinquent frog I'm going to enjoy this Toof raised her head again her eyes glowing with righteous Fury I'm not a frog you stupid she opened her mouth and launched her tongue with lightning quick speed but her attack never found its Target faster than either Chi-Chi or Toof could see Naro had stepped in front of Chi-Chi and grabbed tof's tongue now now Naruto sigh let's calm down shall we he released tof's tongue I know from experience that toads tend to get upset when you call them frogs W well she insulted policing Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes and she's a criminal so you're the boss then Toff grinned you the one whose ass I have to kick in order to run this place W what Chi-Chi scow threatening a Handler that'll get you deported like I give a damn I'm still going to crush him Toof pointed at Naruto ainal Handler huh after I kick his ass I'll take that title to and use it to build up my gang of lials I'll be the most badass gang leader ever trust me Naruto shook his head you don't want to do this oh but I do Toof crouched if you impress me I might even let you stay on as my lieutenant or something Handler San Chi-Chi frowned it is against the law for a human to injure a Lial allow me to apprehend her don't worry narut chuckled I'm not going to hurt her damn straight you aren't Toof yelled as she launched herself full speed at narut you going to be seeing Stars I doubt that Naruto ducked under her attack resulting in the toad Soaring Over the Top of Naruto and Landing heavily on the ground where she quickly regained her footing and lashed out with her tongue a Victorious glint in her eye as the tongue wrapped around Naruto's arm and pulling him towards her only to be surprised when Naro was replaced by a section of old piping that had been torn away from the old building during the renovations Naruto watched his tof somewhat confused by what had happened was a second to slow to react and struck herself in the face with the pipe before releasing it from her tongue that wasn't against the exchange laws was it Nar glanced at Chi-Chi that was technically self-inflicted Chi-Chi replied so I'll Overlook it AR damn it Toof glared at Naruto how the hell did yah do that I had you right where I wanted you as if a simple attack like that would be enough to stop the future hok Naruto proudly boasted Pride cometh before the fall kurarama warned I'm sure that Kaya would have said it would take more than a small group of sexy naked pretty boys to distract her but we all remember how that played out and aruka Sensei said that was a stupid technique Naruto shook his head incoming ha Naruto yelped in shock as the angry amphibian leapt at him again relying on large leaps to close the distance but for all her angry yells and Furious swings she never looked like Landing a solid hit on Nar this feels kind of familiar Nar mused what an angry girl trying to clobber you you're thinking of that pink-haired girl right Sakura yeah I wonder how she's doing since we ended up here do you think her and sake are trying to find a way to bring me back I wouldn't hold my breath on on that one what's the big idea Toof noticed Naruto's distant look pay attention to me when we're fighting damn it a sorry narut rubbed the back of his head I was just getting nostalgic hauh you remind me of an old friend she had a mighty temper and quite a bit of strength as well not to mention they're both lacking in the chest Department that's true Naruto thought aloud both sakur achan and Toof do have small chests what did you say to seemed to Glow with rage probably shouldn't have said that out loud eh Naro blinked so what if my chest is small it's the perfect size for kicking your ass you bastard Toff launched herself at the flustered Naruto who was trying to apologize but all Toof could hear was the blood pounding in her ears take this you maniac she struck Naruto with all her might causing him to Skid backwards slightly with some bruising on his cheek that's assault Chi-Chi stepped forward I can no longer stand back you are acting in violation of article it's okay Naruto winced as he rubbed his cheek the golden chakra cloak having protected him from any serious damage do you feel better now eh sakur achan always seemed to calm down after I let her hit me Naruto smiled slightly as he raised a hand to touch the bruise ouch that stings quit being such a baby you've been skewered through the chest by your best friend that's serious physical and emotional damage compared to that this is barely a gentle tap on the wrist kurarama rolled his eyes as he settled down in nutk mind you you're saying you let me hit you Toof scowled just admit that you are no match for me so you still want to fight Naruto sighed oh well I guess it's time to end this then I'll end your face Toof threw another punch but this time Naro simply leaned to the side allowing the angry toads attack to miss having put all of her weight into the blow the complete lack of impact caused her to stagger forwards before to even had time to register that her attack hadn't landed Naruto had swept her feet from below her and pinned her to the floor on her back Anie firmly but gently placed against her stomach and a canai held just above her throat so as to not cut her yet still make it clear that any struggling would probably not end well for the new arrival W what the hell happened Toof blinked that was too fast Goldilocks Handler s is that a weapon Chi-Chi frowned it's a canai Naruto nodded do you have the relevant permit Hermit the blonde ninja looked confused what for the weapon Chi-Chi frowned it's against the law in Japan to carry a blade with a length in excess of 6 cm you could face 2 years in jail and up to 300,000 Yen please use these handcuffs she handed the handcuffs she had taken out earlier to Naruto let me go tof squirmed as Naruto held the handcuffs uncertainly fine I give up you happy there you have dealt with the issue Kaya remarked now stop wasting my chakra I'm pretty sure you could have ended that at any time you're prolonging of the conflict only served to waste more chakra you should be more frugal with its application you wasteful servant gez Naruto rolled his eyes as he allowed his golden cloak to disperse retaining his sage mode to deal with the toad girl's impressive strength anyone would think it wasn't a renewable energy source maybe for some Kaya remarked testily oh right sorry Nar laughed weakly before looking down at Toof so you said you had surrendered right eh what kind of a Lial are you tof frowned wait your eyes she stopped her struggling for a moment on seeing the familiar toad eyes are you like me I'm a human Naruto assured her as he dropped his Sage mode but I have a bit of an affinity with toads huh Toff didn't quite understand what that meant but accepted the explanation now are you going to settle down and talk or do I have to keep you pinned like this gch Toff looked away I'll talk on one condition oh that stupid copper apologizes for calling me a frog I ain't no slimy frog I'm a toad type bullywug well narut glanced at Chi-Chi you wish for me to apologize to this delinquent isn't there a rule about treating other lials with respect or something well yes but that's only members of The Exchange program she is a criminal then how about the one that says you should listen to your Handler I you are correct of course Chi-Chi scalled at Toof go on then Toof grinned quote dot dot dot sorry chii scalled for calling you a frog you are a delinquent though and one that should be deported that'll do Toof smirked as Naruto released her and helped her to her feet I apologize sincerely for my conduct as an exchange student I should behave in a way that does not reflect negatively on my Handler as such I am truly sorry for behaving in such an unsightly manner Chi-Chi bowed her head to Naruto I fully understand if you wish to report my actions to agent Smith don't worry about it Nar smiled at Chi-Chi you are too kind Handler Sam geez get that weepy crap out of here Toof snorted I'm sorry did you say something Chi-Chi narrowed her six eyes what all those donuts you eat affecting you're hearing copper Toff cued her ear you need me to speak louder clearly you have taken too many blows to your cranium in your delinquent Pursuits it's affecting your mental processes Chi-Chi scowled at the toad it appears the vulgar spider and the miscreant are going to be a nuisance again Kaya yawned I am heading home while I should have expected you to fail you managed to actually fail even worse than I was expecting what a useless servant hey Nar defended himself at least I am still trying to find a way back home rather than sitting around acting all high and mighty I Kaya paused and frowned quote dot dot dot maybe I was little too harsh with my words she turned to leave hiding a slightly saddened expression and that's probably as close to an apology is I'm going to get Naruto sighed damn she's a Toof scoffed Kay asan is a little frigid at times Chi-Chi frowned if I were to identify an issue with her it would be her lack of respect for Handler San in direct violation if the exchange laws well it's not like she doesn't have her reasons Naruto SED I mean I'm sort of the reason she's trapped here has no powers and is missing an arm quote dot dot dot I don't even want to know anyway she should still respect you Chi-Chi stated it is clearly stated in article I know Naruto Cut Her Off she's probably just suffering from culture shock she'll get better with time at least I hope she gets better there's only so much of her sneering I can take if you are sure Chi-Chi didn't look convinced but dropped the subject regardless stuck up ass like that really pissed me off Toof snorted say Toof if I didn't summon you then how' you get here Naruto returned his attention to the amphibian Lial she leapt into the cloud of smoke while everyone was focused on you kurarama informed him she seemed to come from the direction of the road wait you knew she wasn't summoned why didn't you tell me I tried but you were too busy wasting our chakra oh Gods I'm turning into the bunny hag Naruto shook his head with a soft Smile as Toof prepared to tell her story hey Toof smirked as she stared off into the distance truly it was an epic battle there I was armed only with my bachan against a small army of ogres and undying zombies they tried to crush me but I held my own fiercely battling until one of the cowards knocked me out from behind then as they were transporting me in a heavily armed Convoy with elite soldiers guarding me but as soon as I woke up I broke free of my chains kicked the asses of those Elites and broke out of the Convoy really not nuto raised any eyebrow yeah and then Toof suddenly went silent as a large vehicle pulled towards the house it was a heavily reinforced transport with the back doors hanging off as if some sort of explosion had forced them open the vehicle pulled up in front of the farm its engine spluttering loudly as it drew to a halt and a familiar figure stepped from the back of the transport with a cheerful smile what is that racket KY aside returning the group upon hearing the transport drive up Sun glasses is here it must be approaching a meal time then a large armored figure followed Miss Smith out of the back of the vehicle him Kaya ground her teeth angrily that uncultured o who threw me other his shoulder like some kind of sack of food she finished weekly I'm not cooking a meal right now Naruto remarked dry as Miss Smith and Tio approached now now Smith sigh you make it sound like I only ever show up to bum a meal off of you I'll you know I'm here on official business I see you've met nectre Chan Naruto put two and two together so I'm guessing that's the armored Convoy you escaped from he glanced at the beat up truck why yeah Toof glared at Tio this time you won't take me by surprise surprise Naruto blinked oh nectre is just upset that Tio picked her up in a be hug she couldn't escape from kind of like that Miss Smith pointed to the towed girl who was lifted off of the ground in the steel grip of one of Tio's hugs H hey Toof squirm let me go don't do it Tio Miss Smith shook her head can't have her running away again an army of ogres H Chi-Chi scowled at the sweating Toof as expected of a delinquent you were lying through your teeth I'll bet there wasn't even any zombies oh there was one Miss Smith nodded zombie achan it seemed like more Toof weakly protested so why are you here then if not to move food Naruto crossed his arms well I would like to tell you but my throat is just so parched as a good host Youk offer me some coffee while I talk won't you Miss Smith smiled should have seen that coming Naruto Kaya and Chi-Chi all shared the same thought for a moment well letun head back to the house and you can tell me all about it Naruto side if you insist Miss Smith smiled a few moments later the gang were all sat around a table in nut's dining area as with most of the rooms this large meeting area was largely devoid of decoration there was a large table which seemed to have been designed with the taller lials in mind as Chi-Chi had little difficulty getting comfortable Toof had easily leapt onto her chair opposite the spider girl but Kaya had needed Naruto's assistance to climb into the slighter larger chairs much to her embarrassment Kaya sat scowling it was embarrassing enough that she needed to be helped onto her chair but to add insult to injury she had been provided with a pair of Chopsticks that were proving difficult to separate with one hand after watching her nearly knock over her drink Nar decided he had to do something er do you need a hand Nar offered I do not require assistance for such a basic task Kaya replied angrily as she continued in her efforts if I had my full power I could create my own Chopsticks now I find myself at the mercy of a small piece of wood she glanced at the loose kimono sleeve where her arm should have been had a certain blonde ninja KN torn it from her she felt a spike of anger and helplessness which was only compounded when Naro took the Chopsticks from her and separated them we don't have to be enemies narut pointed out as he returned the Chopsticks do not flatter yourself Kaya refused the Chopsticks her Pride severely wounded and she retaliated using the only weapon she had left her disdain and Scorn you are not important enough to be to earn the title of enemy would you call the natat buzzing in your ear an enemy Naruto bit back an angry retort I need her to get back home I can't forget that he let out a sigh and chose to ignore Kaya and return his attention to Smith Chi-Chi and Toof so Naro prompted you were going to tell me the story behind Toof there's no rush took a sip of coffee a this is the stuff she nodded happily as a cage bunch and poured her another cup of coffee I don't suppose that I could borrow one of these clones as a sort of servant she nodded to the Clone stood next to her they seemed to be quite useful it's an impressive ability you have it is isn't it Naruto grinned happily at the positive response to his favorite technique careful Naruto don't go falling for a few compliments she'll have you waiting on her every moment of the day if you let your guard down I'm not that weak to compliments Naruto rolled his eyes would you mind if I kept this clone wait what the Clone blinked he makes such a good cup of coffee Miss Smith took another happy sip oops the Clone spoke in a dead pan before dropping the boiling coffee he was holding on his foot dispelling him in an instant idiot clones Naruto groaned aren't the Clones copies of you Kaya asked as she sipped her carrot juice her bunnies all edging around her slowly as if they sense the storm of negative emotions whirling through her right now yesen so wouldn't that mean you're an idiot as well well how does it feel to have been sealed Away by an idiot I Kaya opened her mouth and shut it a few times unable to think of a good comeback agent Smith Chi-Chi cleared her throat as kayia struggled to think of something to say I was wondering if I might ask a question of course Smith was grateful for the change in topic the tense mood was ruining her appetite not that she wouldn't eat a free meal mind you she just wouldn't be able to enjoy it as much well Chi-Chi glared at Toof this criminal is clearly a threat to any possible host so I was wondering what the plan was in regards to her deportation I ain't going nowhere Toff declared you're a criminal and should be sent away preferably to a prison of some sort where you belong there ain't no prison that can hold me the toad type boasted proudly well Smith chuckled under the usual circumstances the offender would be transferred to a secure location until all the arrangements could be made with the exchange students Homeland then they would be sent home as quickly as possible usually there are also a few political hurdles that need to be cleared before deportation can take place though I would be willing to lend any assistance that you require of me in order to see this delinquent brought to justice fight me Toof slammed her Palms on the table angrily what a lively household Smith chuckled ER where's your friend Naruto made a gesture with his arms to indicate the tall figure who had accompanied Miss Smith oh giio I figured it would be rude to have my subordinate wear that heavy armor while eating the meal you're so generously going to prepare oh narut frowned I don't know what sort of food he likes he Miss Smith smiled mischievously oh it doesn't really matter just normal food will probably do although if you can make a sweet dessert I think Tio would appreciate that okay Nar turned to a group of clones who were running around the kitchen I guess the food will be ready soon you were going to tell us why you're here right oh right Smith nodded well you see I was on my way here with Tio and nectre Chan earlier in the transport let me go you can't keep me caged tof declared as she struggled to break the chains that connected the handcuffs she was wearing to the floor of the van she was sitting on a bench in the back of the large transport trying to squirm free sitting sitting beside her was Tio fully clad in her armor with one hand on the toad type's shoulder to prevent her Escape should she somehow get out of her chains Miss Smith was sat opposite off a half empty cup of coffee in one hand and a collection of files in the other you've just been arrested for attacking your Handler and trying to take over his house Miss Smith raised an eyebrow at tough all in all you're lucky that you aren't in some sort of straight jacket you pose a significant risk to those around you bite me Toof spat at M Smith you could at least give me my ban I don't think so Miss Smith rubbed her forehead do you know how much damage you did to one of my team members she could have dodged Toof frowned it's not my fault your lack lack self-preservation instincts zombie nachan is a special case tiio remarked besides Toof scalled at M Smith I was perfectly Justified that bastard called me a frog like hell I was going to put up with that your Handler didn't mean it is an insult too tried to calm the Furious toad type bullywug like hell he didn't Toof started to squirm angrily do I look like some sort of slimy frog why the hell are they just called bullywugs anyway shouldn't they be called frog types if I have to be called a toad type it's damn speciesism you lousy bastards please stop struggling giio frowned softly why so they can send me to jail or kick me out of the country scoffed like hell I'm giving up that easy fight me Toof tried ineffectively to headbutt Tio not so tough in a face tof face fight are you tiio glanced at a bemused Smith as the Furious toad Lial tried to headbutt through Tio's armor if my bachan hadn't gotten stuck in that zombie I would have kicked all of your sorry asses Toof yelled my my Smith chuckled you are going to be quite a handful she opened the file on her lap and read it nectop free toad type bullywug current violations to The Exchange program include violence against a host Behavior liable to cause harm to the public and excessive profanity Miss Smith rubbed her forehead why did you join the program in the first place because I could Toof Shrugged what coordinator LED you into the program with such a half-ass reason Smith turned over the page oh who was it Chio asked and never mind that Smith coughed awkwardly I suppose it would be easier to just send you home then it isn't as if you have any goals to achieve like hell Toff declared I decided I was going to be in this program and that's it my pride won't allow me to back down now well fortunately for you there is one last Handler I could assign you to I don't think he would have too much trouble dealing with you but be warned This truly is your last chance ha you must think I was born yesterday there's no human that can handle me Toof smirked proudly I'm a total badass I only follow my own rules so you can tell your Handler to shove it you're determined to give me more work aren't you Miss Smith pushed her sunglasses up unfortunately for you I don't have the time to do more work so you're being assigned to my specialist Handler Miss Smith continued to read the paperwork making sure to edit out all mentions of her name in the approval process unfortunately for the work shy Smith there were a lot of documents that mentioned her and if it got back she had approved tof's assignment she would likely be forced to take the refresher course which was a week of the most boring classroom based learning Miss Smith had ever had The Misfortune of Being sent on twice specialist Handler Toof frowned that doesn't sound good is it some sort of internment camp crap I need to figure a way out of here don't worry Chio tried to reassure Toof while I've only briefly met this Handler Smith speaks highly of him I'm sure that you'll be happy with him gch Toof Scout probably just another lecher who wanted to be surrounded by cute girls then he'll see me and be all oh no this isn't a cute lamia or a cat girl maybe he likes frogs and Toad types why the hell would you say those two things together Toff growled they are completely different things a sorry many people wouldn't know the difference Chio tried to explain oh so that makes it okay maybe I should just refer to you as a giant cuz you're so freaking huge how's that make you feel huh you freaking giant W well Tio slumped slightly she was already quite concerned about her height without tough pointing it out Toff narrowed her eyes as Tio took removed her hand from tof's shoulder and started to ring her hands nervously so they are both distracted this is my chance she closed her eyes and started to focus on bad memor Memories the first time she had met her original Handler the look of disappointment on his face and his request for a cuter Lial as her anger grew her body started to emit a toxin from the bumps on the back of her neck after pausing to make sure Tio and Smith were still distracted she bent over until she could reach the back of her head and rub the toxin into her handcuffs allowing it to lubricate her wrists before Smith and Tio even realized what she was doing she had leapt to her feet her hands slipping from from the manical and launched herself at the back door using the explosive jumping power at her disposal to clear the distance and kick open the door catch you later Toof declared to Smith and next time I'll waste you she pointed at Tio before leaping clear of the van a Tio turned to Smith she got away quote dot dot dot I might even have to go on the month course now Smith's shoulders slumped unless he he he Smith San Naruto's clones were close to the farm and we can get him to find her Smith smirked quickly to the farm she banged on the partition between the driver in the rear of the vehicle my free time depends on it with Toof the amazing Toof s does it again sticking it to the Man against impossible odds Toof smirked as she hopped into the forest I can hang out around here for a while no one will find me and there are bound to be plenty of grubs and berries and such around here that I can eat Toof nodded as she sat down on a tree stump H what is this sap she looked at a strange sticky substance on her hand there was the sound of rustling grass behind her and she felt hungry eyes staring at her who's there you want to go I'll kick your ass Toof declared to the bushes as she tried to spot the foe what you two chicken to face me she snapped a branch off of a tree and brandished it like a sword come on she taunted the bushes rustled some more fine I'll come to you then Toof lunged with the branch thrusting it into the bush and slashing blindly causing whatever was causing the noise to retreat ha another victory for tof Sama she glanced at the badly splintered branch and tossed it to one side I am Unstoppable right now but the fact is that those government goons probably won't leave me alone all need followers hey Toof smirked I'll need a gang to oppose those bastards maybe I can find some lials around here and beat them into submission she cracked her fists yeah that sounds like a plan she started to look around the forest until she saw some damaged trees and signs of a Chase hey whatever made these tracks must be hella strong they'll definitely be useful when facing that giant again following the trail of damage she approached the edge of the forest where a glowing yellow Lial appeared to be talking to a strange one-armed Lial that had a glare so cold Toff half expected the nearby lake to freeze over as well as a longleg type of rachne what are they doing Toof wondered as the golden Lial bit his thumb and slammed it on the floor causing a smoke screen to envelop the area well whatever they are doing they look like a promising first members for my gang using the smoke as cover Toff Advanced on the three strangers back to the present and you all know what happened after that Toof crossed her arms sulking so you're an escaped Criminal Who has already attacked a previous host chii stood up Suddenly I cannot in good faith allow this criminal to endanger the well-being of Handler San it's not your call to make Smith pointed out that is Chi-Chi glanced at Naruto surely you cannot be thinking of accepting this this delinquent into our house aren't you being a little harsh there Naruto frowned softly I I apologize Chi-Chi lowered her head I do not mean to be but there is just something about her that gets under my skin don't worry many people feel inferior in my presence a stupid copper would never be able to put it into words tof declared as Chi-Chi barely held herself back do you want to be deported narut asked Toof hell no she shook her head I decided I was going to do this exchange thing and my pride means I won't give up on it but you realize that if you keep antagonizing Chi-Chi I can't really let you stay here Nar pointed out why should I care about that because this is your last chance Smith cut in either you play nice or you go home gch fine Toof crossed her arms I ain't playing nice with the copper but if she leaves me alone I'll leave her alone I I will endeavor to avoid conflict Chi-Chi frowned a police officer should always seek to disarm conflict rather than escalate it that's great Smith nodded so we're all agreed yeah Toof replied flippantly welcome to the farm I guess narut smiled at tof whatever boss tof merely crossed her arms and leaned back in her chair putting her bare feet on the table much to Kay's disgust as per article 21e subsection 2 which states a diplomatic representative is required to follow any orders and accept any decisions made by the Handler unless this violates a primary law I have no choice but welcome you to the household Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at Toof I shall be sure to correctly instruct you on how to behave fight me tof stood up well that seems to be sorted then Miss Smith interrupted the two lials unless anyone else has anything to say she glanced at Kaya another charity case kayia glared at Naruto how are you supposed to fulfill your duties as my servant if you keep taking on these hopeless cases hopeless Chi-Chi frowned don't put me in the same category as that copper you are so dreadfully common and Shameless she pointed at Chi-Chi the vulgar spider in her foul name Chi-Chi scowled whil stof snickered and you with your Shameless attire and complete absence of manners Kaya pointed to Toof who stopped snickering and opened her mouth probably to tell Kaya to fight her fortunately the conversation was derailed by a certain sunglasses wearing coordinator oh look Miss Smith interrupted the argument it looks like food is ready and not a moment too soon Naro side is the two Limon and Kaya settled down as his clones walked in carrying various meals for the people at the table all the wild Chi-Chi and tof were glaring at each other and shooting the odd glance at Kaya who merely ignored them for the most part when will your friend join us oh I forgot to call her in Smith smiled I told her to wait for my Q come on in Tio her tiio Naruto and Kaya shared a glance so the ogre who carried me around like a sack of corn is here I'll bet she is all muscles and has a face not even a mother could love probably has severe body odor issues as well she's probably of the lowest possible birth so much so that she makes that useless servant look like the epitome of Grace Kaya smirked as she imagined a dumb looking ogre missing most of its teeth and dragging a crude Club across the floor sorry I'm late the armor is difficult to remove without help a feminine voice called out as Tio re-entered the kitchen she paused awkwardly as Naruto and Kaya stared at her is something the matter W well Naruto laughed weakly ER how can I tell her I thought she was going to be some huge guy kind of like that guy Han we had to fight before Kaya appeared you mean kokuo jiki yeah him Naruto smiled softly I can't forget any of their names they entrusted me with them hey kurarama seemed amused and touched then they were right to trust you but still maybe you should stop staring at the girl now ah narut looked away from the self-conscious Teo I I thought you were a guy under all that armor sorry I get that a lot Chio pouted slightly I guess I don't look very girly in it but you look super girly in that Naruto desperately tried to redeem himself I mean that dress is so pretty and er frilly he faltered weakly gesturing to the dress she was wearing she was wearing a long yellow dress with pale yellow Frills along the seams and hem as well as a small red jacket if there was a word that could be used to describe it cute was probably the first thing that would come to mind super girly Kaya felt annoyed for some reason why is he drooling over that giant Harlot M kimono is far more dignified than that I mean look at it you can see her ankles she has no shame you think so chio's face brightened thank you several clones walked into the dining area you Kaya frowned at Tio do you not know how to handle nobility pardon there was a flicker of confusion across the ogre's face you threw me over your shoulder like I was an old sack well she was half right narut mumbled under his breath if Kaya heard his remark she gave no sign of it as royalty I should be treated with much more respect than that I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you Chio bowed her head respectfully W well Kaya faltered as Tio's natural warm Ora started to affect her I guess I can forgive you nobility is all about overlooking the failures of the Lesser classes wow I think that is the first time Kaya has genuinely forgiven someone Naro chuckled I think all she's ever done is ber me well maybe if you weren't a completely useless servant I wouldn't have to Kaya responded bluntly I see you two are still on good terms Smith smiled mischievously he knows his Place Kaya picked up the Chopsticks she had refused to take from Naro to lift up a small carrot from her meal and place it next to one of her bunnies what kind of boss lets himself get ordered around like that tof's tongue fired out to snatch her plate of food which she began to eat with her bare hands if you tried that with me I'd teach you some respect like you could teach me anything Kaya lifted a fork full of salad to her mouth only to see it stolen by tof's long tongue try me bun hag Toff spat the salad out and stared at Kaya with a Victorious grin how common Kaya's face screwed up with disgust you've been awfully quiet Chi-Chi Naruto turned to the Arachne I feel that you are making a mistake allowing that toad into this household it appears her every action is calculated to irritate the other members of the household and I bet all the criminals you're going to catch are going to be cooperative Nar pointed out I see Chi-Chi's eyes widened in dealing with nectre S I will be gaining experience in dealing with troubled youths I apologize for my earlier statement Chichi bowed her head despite lacking any formal qualifications as a Handler you are proving a most resourceful teacher don't worry about it Naruto waved off her bow and stood up to go to the kitchen I'll see how dessert is coming along he headed to the kitchen where all of his clones were sitting around playing cards so are you going to pretend that this was all part of of your plan you know me I dive in head first then plan as everything starts to fall apart that's usually a bad idea yet it always seems to work for you kurarama admitted how long until the desserts are ready Naro asked how long is a piece of string one of the Clones called back say Naruto I've been meaning to ask why are you putting up with being given all these responsibilities not to mention K's crappy attitude aren't we going to go back home you and me both know I still intend to go home as soon as I find a way back home as for Kaya I feel a little guilty I'm responsible for her current state and even if she was trying to bring about the end of the world as we know it I don't think she's a bad person just misguided ever the foolish Optimist despite his words kurarama seemed amused and what about your other house guests what are you going to do with them I guess I would make a pretty why hok if if I didn't help them out a little Nar admitted but what if they want to come back to our world you have something of a gift for getting people to like you for some reason beyond my understanding it possible they may not want to leave you they belong in this world Naruto's face darkened slightly can you imagine what Oro chimaru and his cronies would do if they got a hold of them there'll be those who will want to weaponize them or Worse true kurarama conceited just try not to get too attack Ed we don't belong here I know kurarama Nar sighed heavily dessert is ready now one of the Clones gestured to a set of trays which had various small cakes on it this is the last of the supplies that Smith left us though yeah Naruto frowned as he picked up the tray and took it to the table I'll have to arrange a shopping trip or for Miss Smith to get us some more supplies she's probably eaten drank most of them herself after all you say that as if you dislike the meal times are certainly more lively now I imagine this is what it would be like if I had a family you know Lively's one word for it kurarama chuckled as Naruto returned to a war zone that was once his dining room while he didn't know what had happened in his absence Smith was sitting at table staring into space her glasses slightly Ashu as she sipped on her coffee Toof was handcuffed to a chair that she was wielding as a club to try and repel a bunny who was sitting on the table while Chi-Chi was struggling with a bunny rabbit that was trying to chew on her arm Kaya appeared largely unaffected although was glaring at everyone while Tio hugged several bunnies to her chest and was gushing about how cute they were I'm not even going to ask I apologize for my behavior Chi-Chi said as she finally managed to Cy the rabbit from her arm I should not have allowed nectre sand to get me riled up I shall reflect on this failure I regret nothing Toof happily declared I got to show these fools who the boss is around here dessert is served narut placed the tray on the table and Kaya jerked her head slightly causing all the rabbits besides the ones unable to escape from Tio's hug quickly left the table I see you are adapting to your role of servant well Kaya smirked you are currently ranked 124 124 129 no make that 132 I you are counting your bunnies above me aren't you Naruto dead pant 139 just eat your damn cake Naruto grumbled oh my Tio smiled finally releasing the rabbits who were reluctant to leave Tio's warm Aura much to Kia's displeasure they Tiny Cakes they look so cute I'm glad you like them Naruto glanced at her I think there's even a coffee cake here don't mind if I do Smith swooped and enclaimed the small cake how amusing Kaya watched Tio delicately eat the much smaller cake despite your Mammoth size you are truly feminine aren't you a woman like you might have even found place in a noble Court as a cortisen of some lesser Noble I I see Chio slumped slightly don't listen to her narut shot a warning look at Kaya what did I do Kaya returned the look with a glare a strange mix of emotions swirling through her head confusion anger and more than a hint of betrayal which she quickly suppressed she was well aware that despite his un official title of servant Naro was not a member of her retinue not that she had one anymore they were still enemies she was just his prisoner a trophy of his victory and a stark reminder for her that she failed to save her home the meal was satisfactory Kaya stood up from the table suddenly I shall retire don't you want to talk with Miss Smith Naruto asked I have neither the need nor desire to converse with those below my station anymore than I have already there was an edge to her voice as she left the room okay Nar was slightly taken aback by her sudden departure the rest of the group continued eating in an awkward silence with the sole exception of Tio who happily ate her cake seeming to enjoy every bite so Chi-Chi cleared her throat I was wondering what agency you are part of she looked at Tio me that armor you were wearing doesn't look like it's from a civilian outfit Chi-Chi continued in my studies of police armaments I don't recall seeing any armor like that wellbeing a member of man has it benefits Smith nodded man I'm surprised you haven't heard of it Smith raised an eyebrow mon or Monster operations neutralization is a special task force for when lials break the law normal police can't touch them due to the nature of the exchange treaty so we needed a Lial task force capable of dealing with such threats couldn't you just have lials in the police force Chi-Chi asked there's no reason why not Smith conceited although is a special agency man has some freedom to act as it sees fit she smiled which helps us avoid getting bogged down in red tape as well as Tio here there's mono Doppel and zombina they are a small but effective team Smith nodded happily plus they can fill in their own paperwork so that saves me a ton of work I see Chi-Chi nodded thinking of applying Chio asked no chii took her head as a special forces agent most of the work would be in secret correct I guess so Smith nodded man doesn't really do much public work I want to be a police officer so that everyone can see that Arachne aren't the scary monsters they appear to be but people the same everyone else I have to be seen publicly working to inspire other Lial species to work hard to disprove the stereotypes huh Smith waved her empty cup at Naruto who rolled his eyes and summoned a cage bunchin to get her another that's a noble goal it'll take a lot of hard work and training to accomplish I know Chi-Chi nodded and I'm prepared to give it my all don't worry there Toof smirked I'll help you train I'll get you some donuts and you can sit around on your fat ass eating them perfect cop training I would not expect one such as you to understand the nobility of a police officer Chi-Chi retorted her cheeks coloring slightly At The Mention Of Her large posterior still I have to admit that armor is pretty badass Toof leaned forward I'm guessing it's a custom fit yes giio frowned it's so difficult to find clothes in my size just the other day I saw this really cute dress but it was only in human sizes I was so disappointed I'm somewhat fortunate that my top half is fairly human shaped Chi-Chi nodded I know that feeling Naro nodded back home it was so hard for me to find an awesome orange sweatsuit the only ones I could ever find were only for little kids not a growing young man like myself somehow I don't think that your issue is a severe as teos Smith shook her head I don't get what all the fuss is about looking cute Toff leaned forward resting her head in her hands and her elbows on the table I'd much rather have something practical that doesn't hold me back in a fight there's nothing wrong with wanting to look presentable rather than like some street gang member Chi-Chi scolded Toof gez Chio pouted there's nothing wrong with looking good you know she crossed her arms unintentionally lifting her already impressive bust trying to say you need big to look good eh tof twitched size has nothing to do with anything Chi-Chi frowned of course you'd say that Toof stood on her chair you're looking down on us less developed girls we'll see how much your count for when I mash your face up so bad you look like a picardo painting do you mean Picasso so Smith ventured whatever Toof yelled like I have time to waste remembering crappy painters and their names I've got fights to ER fight she finished weekly before hyping herself up again especially any of those bastards who judge people on whether they are cute or not please calm yourself giio smiled at tof nectre is cute as well I meant no offense I toughs side as Tio's warming Aura enveloped her and sapped away her anger and energy Le her feeling tired whatever hey narut shook his head you're pretty amazing I don't suppose you'd consider moving in here her calming Aura could potentially solve a lot of issues yeah it even affects Kaya that's pretty impressive Kurama agreed oh my Tio blushed shily you're too kind hey Smith pushed up her glasses and pulled a gun from her suit what do you think you are doing eh Naro blinked trying to steal Tio do you know how much harder my job would be without her to keep the rest of those knuckleheads in line she fired several tranquilizer darts at narut stop trying to increase my workload while you'll do anything to get out of doing more work huh Naruto shook his head Smith San works very hard most of the time Chio smiled I'm glad she's AR liaison officer a thanks Tio Smith smiled you must be some sort of Angel to see the good in Miss Smith hey stop that narut cried out as Smith emptied the last of the tranquilizer darts into Naruto I'll stop when you stop trying to seduce Tio from my task force Smith pulled the trigger until the gun clicked empty how are you still conscious Smith checked the cartridge I must have put enough Tran darts into you to knock out a full-grown elephant well I feel fine Naruto blinked as the darts failed to have any effect thanks to kurarama maybe the darts were defective Smith glanced at her gun are you 100% sure you're human she joked pretty sure I am Naro plucked the darts from his chest and arms not that I see why it matters even if I was a Lial it wouldn't make much difference right well you say that Miss Smith smiled you see the law says that humans cannot harm lials and vice versa the law clearly states this in article Chi-Chi started we don't need to hear the exact wording you damn copper tof grumbled Chi-Chi did mention that when Toof first attacked narut nodded you see the definition of harm is incredibly vague in the document and it also covers sexual contact what Naro blinked a human cannot have sex with a Lial nor any other sort of deeply intimate physical contact even kissing Naruto blinked what happens if the rules are broken oh got your eye on one of your lovely guests Smith smirked basically the offend Ender would be sent to jail and the exchange student sent back to their own country in disgrace that's [ __ ] narut slammed his clenched fist on the table I don't get it Toof smirked but you're clearly fired up boss let's go smash some skulls if two people fall in love two adults who are perfectly capable of making their own decisions what does it matter what species they are Naruto glared at Smith huh she chuckled wasn't expecting you to get so fired up I was only joking about you having a soft spot for one of the girls but now I am actually starting to wonder it's not like that Naruto shook his head not that I'm saying the girls aren't attractive I mean Chi-Chi is an attractive woman and Toff is too if you like that kind of girl I'm flattered but in all honestly I'd rather fight you than have sex with you tof remarked bluntly as a for mentioned it would be improper for any relationship to bloom between us other than that of a Handler and his guest she seemed a little flustered though I will admit it is odd to hear a human call one of my people attractive well Smith chuckled it seems I have nothing to worry about then I'd best be headed back to the office to finalize all of the paperwork for the transfer good luck Smith chuckled as Naruto helped Tio carry her armor to the transport I guess I'll see you soon I'd be surprised if you weren't here for breakfast Naruto deadpan well if you were offering I wasn't not that I'm expecting that to stop you narut shook his head here you go giio lifted a small and tattered sports bag out of the back of the van what the hell is this Naruto scowled it's nectre personal effects Chio happily handed the bag to narut personal effects narut glanced at the bag that had clearly seen better days like her clothes and stuff I think it's mostly chest bindings in her ban Chio explained she doesn't have a change of clothes Naro blinked I mean I don't either but I exactly wasn't expecting to end up here you only have one outfit giio clapped her hands together you should go on a shopping trip that reminds me our supplies are running a little low he glanced at M Smith who was talking to the driver could you do something about that oh Smith blinked well I guess I can issue you a permit to go into the city permit you're technically hosting d ous lials so you need special permission to go into an urban area with them Smith frowned but the permit is a pain to sort out I could just take you and kayia shopping since you don't need permit for her I'll see what I can do Smith waved dismissively thanks Naruto stepped back and watched them get into the van and drive away another day over and done with hard to believe this is only the second day in this world isn't it yeah Handler s Chi-Chi approached him if it is okay I shall retire for the night of course Nar smiled at her you don't need to ask me permission plus you can just call me Naruto you know that would not be showing you the respect you are due as per article I get it Nar shook his head I guess I could order you to call me Nar but if you don't want I won't force it good night he nodded to Chi-Chi who made her way to her room so where am I sleeping boss Toff asked as Naruto walked back into the kitchen oh right narut frowned well there's only the one bedroom that I recently finished I was going to take it myself but I guess it wouldn't hurt to let Toth have it if you keep this up you'll fill up all the rooms in this place and still not have a bedroom still at least it'll be lively that's one way of looking at it I suppose Kurama chuckled huh Toof walked into the indicated room a little bear isn't it boss well feel free to to personalize it huh Toof dived on the bed damn I missed a proper bed didn't you have one back at your old host's house no I didn't even have a futon just some pillows and a blanket Toof scalled never mind my own room here narut handed over the sports bag giio said these are your effects awesome Toof snatched the bag and tossed its contents over the floor into a heap there were several scuffed hats and trousers as well as several rolls of bandages found it Toff declared happily as she pulled a bachan from the mess and swung it through the air a few times good night Naruto chuckled as he shook his head I'll see you in the morning sure boss Toof tossed the empty bag on top of her pile of clothes as Naruto left the room on his way back towards the kitchen he paused slightly outside Kaya's door maybe I should say something to her like what ER I don't know maybe ask her if she is all right knowing her she'd probably take that as you pitying her and would only get even more upset with you I'd advise leaving her alone to cool down a little okay narut carried on walking down the hallway unaware of Kay's own turmoil in her room part of her was ashamed of her actions as a noble she should have behaved with more dignity rather than leave the room like some sort of sullen child she wasn't even entirely sure why she had left she rolled over in her bed as she heard Naruto walk downstairs once again he relegates himself to the kitchen and gives up a warm bed to some freeloader Kaya frowned he always puts others ahead of himself hot what an idiot she grumbled to the small group of bunnies laid the top of the duvet is that why he annoys me so much she pondered is it because he always acts like some sort of Saint when I know the truth that he's selfish and puts his own desires before the Peace of the world we once knew or maybe he is aware of this and this kindness of his is purely an attempt to redeem himself one of the rabbit's nose twitched or maybe he truly thinks he was doing what was best I suppose what's done is done and he is suffering as well as I certainly not to my degree though she muttered Darkly as she looked at her empty kimono sleeve we will see what the morning brings Kaya looked out of the window and I will apologize it is my duty as a noble to shape him into a better person she decided as she finally settled down in her bed it won't be easy she mumbled sleepily but nothing worth doing ever is Chi-Chi's room Kaya was not the only one who was deep in thought as Chi-Chi laid in her hammock wearing a long shirt that was specially designed to cover everything that modesty demanded with her book on famous police incidents in hand she found herself unable to focus on the Gangland slaying of police officers in okanawa during 1990 her mind was too busy thinking over nut's earlier words a human finding in Arachne attractive chii frowned softly I never thought I would hear that I mean maybe some of us are attractive to humans on our top half but our abdomen and legs aren't really that appealing to humans she glanced at her arachnid half but Handler or sand didn't even mention them maybe there are some humans who can see past physical appearances Chi-Chi found herself smiling softly this development filled her with hope if there are more people people that can see me for me then maybe just maybe this Exchange program will help others see lials for who they are not what they are Chi-Chi put the book neatly on her table there was a crashing noise from next door where Chi-Chi assumed Toof was staying maybe maybe I'm just as guilty though I haven't exactly tried to get along with Toff for Handler Sans sake I'd best make peace with her shii clambered out of her hammock and made her way towards the room that she had heard narut enter with to and knocked politely what is it Toof yelled it's Chi-Chi she took a deep breath I wish to apologize for my earlier Behavior fine come in then Toff grumbled I just wanted to say Chi-Chi froze what happened here did someone break into this room before you moved in eh Toff looked around what's the issue your room is a bomb site there were clothes strewn everywhere all of her drawers were open some even completely ripped out of the C CET and there were slash marks on the wallpaper it looks all right to me Toff frowned added a bit of character to the room while I was training I guess but nothing major I you did this you've barely been in this room 12 minutes Chi-Chi blinked how can you live in such a messy room quite easily Toff dived onto her bed I Chi-Chi opened her mouth but found herself lost for words weren't you going to apologize Toof prompted I I I am sorry for acting hostile earlier Chi-Chi forced out but I would recommend cleaning this room like hell I will Toof snorted it's my room and the boss said I am free to personalize it how I like but if you keep it like this you'll attract rodents and then it becomes everyone's problem more like everyone else's problem Toof remarked I wouldn't mind a rat pet quote dot dot dot I am leaving before I say something I might regret Chi-Chi turned to leave the room whatever you say copper Toof threw her hat on the floor and tossed her jacket to one side where it fell in a crumpled Heap it took all of Chi-Chi's self-control to not react and just leave the bomb site and return to her pristine room it would be a challenge to deal with Toof but she remembered what Naruto said earlier this would be good practice for her future career as a police woman picking up a book marked interacting with the public an officer's guide book Chi-Chi clambered back into her bed and read until she drifted to sleep her dreams full of delinquent toads committing crimes as she desperately tried to arrest them all chio's apartment I'm home Chio called out as she entered her room smiling as she saw her huge collection of cute plush animals waiting for her on her large pink bed as would be expected from a girl who loved girly things her room was bright pink with her bed looking like that of a princess complete with frilly curtain surrounding it she walked over to her phone to see a flashing red light oh I wonder who called she picked it up and checked her missed calls oh it was someone in the office she pressed redial and laid back on her bed hugging the nearest plush animal to her generous chest as she waited for a voice on the other end of the line about damn time Zombie's frustrated voice sounded over the phone don't you answer your mobile this is my home phone Chio pointed out huh ah damn it Smith San must have entered your work number under a different one so I couldn't get in contact with you until you finished your mission zombina groaned is something wrong yeah I'm stuck in the office at freaking half past eight zombina whined Smith San left all her paperwork for us to do us that's right mono and Doppel are here as well zombina grumbled I'll bet while we were working our asses off you were out having fun weren't you I'll bet you got into a massive fight well there was a fight Chio tilted her head there was damn it how I always miss the fun jobs maybe because Smith sand is fed up with filing requisition forms whenever your Armor gets shot to high hell doppels voice could be heard through the phone line that's no excuse zombina whined I'll bet you enjoyed yourself didn't you getting to fight the toad type again there were cute bunnies Tio hugged the plush animal to her chest I got to hug some eh zombie sounded confused there was a fight and you were too busy hugging bunny rabbits what no I'm not done talking give me the phone back ER hello mono's soft voice replaced zombes although she could be heard complaining loudly in the background hi giio rolled over on the bed hello mono responded quietly I zombie nachan was wondering what else happened on the mission Al bet she threw that transport at the toad type zombina could be heard in the background most definitely did you see the state it was in when it returned doppels voice had a teasing Edge to it no I wait how did you oh you and Mano seemed so focused on your work so I decided to take a brief stroll to stretch my legs I saw it return but unfortunately Smith sand wasn't in it damn it ER did you hear that mono asked over the phone geez Chio pouted as she sat up on her bed I didn't throw the transport I didn't even throw a punch Nar o San returned and the fight just stopped I was looking at the maps and wondering why it took so long mono asked were there a lot of difficulties not really Chio smiled happily we all had a meal together it was pretty fun there were these really cute little cakes that were delicious then we talked about clothes a little a I guess you wouldn't want me there mono went quiet that's not true tiio assured the shy manoi I mean you always send me far away when you're fighting that's because you're a sniper yeah zombina could be heard over the phone that's why I keep telling you to saw the barrels off the end of the rifles and dual wield them then you can charge in with me and Tio it would look so badass I'd be spraying bullets everywhere you'd be dropping big targets like they were nothing and Tio would throw a tank at someone but my arms would fall off from The Recoil mono weakly protested here give me the phone Dopp voice became clearer so you had a meal with this new Handler huh that's right he made it himself oh he did huh sounds like he was pulling out all the stops what do you mean maybe he's as kind of guy Doppel sounded amused he was probably trying to seduce you I don't think Naruto San is that kind of person Chio replied honestly he seems to be a genuinely nice person oh you know him that well huh must have been a very intimate meal geez giio puffed her cheeks out not that Doppel could see it it wasn't like that there was Smith sand in the toad type bullywug and there was also a long legs type of rachne and er a kind of bunny type one think oh that it be that k a one right Doppel sounded somewhat disappointed that her teasing hadn't triggered any reactions worth noting right still do you think that Handler is cute cute Chio tilted her head I don't know he's kind of handsome I guess oh Doppel sounded interested so maybe you're the one who likes him then gez this was the first time we spoke together he didn't even know I was a girl until today he seems nice enough but I wouldn't say there are any feelings between us how tragic Doppel sighed dramatically goodbye Doppel Chan Chio sighed as she hung up and laid down on her bed staring at ceiling hugging the plush animal to her chest although he did ask me to live with him a few times maybe he does have a crush on me I'll have to let him down gently she nodded to herself before getting out of bed to get showered and ready for sleep the sun had yet to rise when Naruto was awoken by the sounds of chirping birds with a tired yawn he sat up on the couch he had slept on and wiped the sleep from his eyes lazily reaching out he turned on a lamp that illuminated the kitchen where he had been sleeping while not his first choice he had given Toth the last of the first bedrooms and now Naruto found himself without another room with a bed or access to more usable furniture all he had was a beat up couch that he had scavenged from one of the barns but it would do until he got around to getting more furniture he briefly pondered making some more himself remembering doing so once or twice when on some drank missions but that was a long time ago and he wasn't happy about cutting down any more trees in the forest for the raw materials besides he had slept on less comfortable things than an old so sofa morning Kurama greeted him what's the plan for today I guess I'll try and finish restoring the farm Naruto stretched out and headed over to the window looking at the still dark landscape the Sun's light only just starting to illuminate The Horizon then I guess it's back to the drawing board drawing board I still have to figure out a way to get back home Naruto washed his face in the kitchen sink and shook himself up to shake off the urge to go back to sleep since summoning the Toads didn't work I'll have to approach this from another Direction well I suppose the easy way would be to find a way to unseal Kaya so she gets her powers back but yeah narut nodded glumly even if I knew how to do that there's no telling what Kaya would do if she had her powers restored the other way is to get her to teach you how to create a portal if it's even possible for you to learn that it's probably not Naruto shook his head since Kaya does have any chakra coils it isn't as if I could just transfer enough chakra to her to open a portal true without any coils the chakra would just disperse randomly it's one of the few advantages you have over her For Better or For Worse Kaya has lost the ability to manipulate chakra as far as we can tell heck even I'm in a better situation than her and I'm sealed inside you you know you love me fuzzball ha it's too early to make me laugh like that brat Naruto merely shook his head as he picked up his clothes and got dressed before heading outside the chilly morning air refreshing him I have so much work to do Naruto mumbled as he took in the ruined fields and barns it was clear the farm had been abandoned for some time although that did lead Naruto to wonder why it was abandoned and how it came into the possession of Miss Smith in the exchange program why bother if you're just going to leave I already told you Nar shook his head as the sun slowly started to creep above the Horizon even after I leave the girls will still need a place to live I might as well get this place up and running for them that's so kurarama chuckled to himself as Nar watched the sun rising Yash Nar felt pumped up I have a great feeling about today oh why is that I don't know I just feel like today is going to be good he mentally replied before heading back into the house he headed up to the bedrooms stopped outside of tof's room and proceeded to knock on her door wah a clearly sleepy voice mumbled it's me Naruto cleared his throat oh come in Toof mumbled and Naruto stepped into the room before freezing at the sight before him w What The Hell she's been in here less than 12 hours how the hell has she turned the room into a disaster area still sure today is going to be a good day Kama seemed amused why yeah Naruto shook off his shock and turned to the bed the DU B was on the floor next to it and the bed sheet was screwed up in one corner while Toof was laid half on of the bed on her back with her left arm and leg off of the side her hat was on a bed post revealing her blonde hair was still tied up in a ponytail although judging by the discoloration of her roots blonde was probably not her natural color all she was wearing were her trousers with her modest chest open to the air the Bindings that had been covering her s the day before thrown over the headboard narut quickly averted his eyes huh they appear to be a little bigger than soccer a chance now that they're Unbound was this the good thing you were expecting W what no of course not narut focused on a strange slash mark on the wall good morning morning Toof rolled off of the bed and landed on a pile of clothes Whata want boss she groggily asked I guess I'm here to tell you I'm going to start on breakfast he fidgeted as Toof struggled to her feet K she stumbled as she sat on the bed and reached out to grab her bindings before falling face first back onto the bed what do you want to oh Naruto shook his head as Toof snored noisily I guess I'll leave you to your dreams then he started to leave but figured he would tidy the room up a bit first when he lifted up her jacket he saw a small rat with a collar staring at him he just dropped the coat and headed straight out of the room was that a I didn't see anything that would ruin my mood narut thought back stubbornly pretty sure that was a rat I can't hear you narut shut the door softly yet quickly before moving on to the next room and knocking you may enter Handler or san good morning Chi-Chi narut opened the door to her room in direct contrast to tof's room Chi-Chi was still in the same pristine condition it had been when she first moved in only a few books on the desk and the clothes in the wardrobe gave any indication that the room was lived in hey working hard already the Arachne was wearing a long night shirt that fell below her humanoid waist and was designed to continue over her arachnid lower half currently she was at her desk reading a book and making notes she brushed a strand of her blonde hair from her eyes and turned to face narut this is the amount of dedication expected of a police cadet Chi-Chi stated the police don't accept just anybody into their ranks a recruit must be a living embodiment of the law she ated proudly sounds tough Nar smiled but I guess nothing worth doing is easy indeed Chi-Chi placed a bookmark in the book may I ask why you're here oh right Naruto laughed just letting you know that I'll be starting on breakfast soon I see Chi-Chi nodded her head I thank you for the update I shall be down momentarily I just need to get changed of course narut nodded as he left Chi-Chi's room for her love of laws she's a pretty easy person to get along with at least she respects me I suppose someone in this house has two you know you respect me I wouldn't say respect per se narut chuckled as he knocked on the final door after a few moments without a response he knocked a little harder but heard nothing crap do you think she left she was in a bad mood last night single quote dot dot dot would this be the good thing kurarama Naruto went to push open the door several minutes earlier the sound of Naruto knocking on tof's door roused kaya from her Slumber groggy she lifted herself out of her bed and slowly stepped between the rabbits that were sleeping in her room made her way to her kimono which was hanging in her closet the early morning chill was made all the more prominent by her lack of clothing Although seeing as she was currently only in possession of one outfit Kay's nudity was to be expected it would be better to be naked when alone and Scruffy wi in the presence of her social lessers that and the only male in the household that wasn't a rabbit was her servant and therefore considered genderless to her at least she tried to tell herself that but the idea of Naruto assisting her dress and bathe her naked body caused her to feel Disturbed in her stomach her room was tidy besides the rabbits although this was partially due to the fact that she had nothing to decorate the room with it still didn't feel like a home to the former rabbit goddess she heard udo's voice as he talked to someone but tuned him out what is that infernal servant doing making such noise at this ungodly hour she grumbled as she reached the closet and grabbed her kimono gazing at it sadly she noticed it was beginning to get a little frayed and she doubted that anyone in the house had the expertise required to fix it she paused amused at the thought of fixing the dress rather than just get another as she would have done previously maybe it was because this dress was the last reminder of her home the land she had left but it felt wrong to think about throwing it away she looked at the fabric off the sleeve where the silver-haired one had struck her with his lightning technique while the material was singed it was mostly undamaged by the attack gently stroking the material Kaya decided to get dressed she heard Naruto knock on the next door the vulgar spiders if Kaya remembered their room placements correctly and slipped into her kimono the slightly damaged sleeve hanging loose sitting on the the bed she lifted the kimono to show her bare ankles as she slipped on her socks I should really apologize to my servant for my behavior yesterday it was unfitting of one of my breeding although as my servant he would do well to pay better attention to my desires he should have seen that I was annoyed and sought to remedy the situation although Kaya paused why was I so annoyed was it the ogre woman yes that must have been it seeing the one who treated me so poorly being favored by my my servant was bound to annoy me still I must remind myself that he is still new to the role of servant he will learn Kaya was so deep in her own thoughts she was completely oblivious to Naruto's knocks and looked around in shock as Naruto walked into the room aaya you're still here Naruto let out a sigh of relief although her response was unanticipated ww what are you doing Kaya stammered as she quickly dropped her kimono to cover her ankles you perverted servant she yelled as she slapped him despite her lack of power her feminine Fury caused Naro to stagger backwards from the blow although it was more from the shock of the unexpected blow than the pain he felt I'm sorry narut blinked as Chi-Chi quickly ran into the room what's going on here she was holding a baton and some handcuffs and looking between the confused Naruto and the horrified Kaya this pervert burst into my room while I was still in a state of undress I literally walked in a few seconds earlier Naruto blinked she is just as dressed now as she was then he grumbled as he rubbed his cheek my calves were on display Kaya looked away her pale cheeks flushed with embarrassment quote dot dot dot how old are you Chi-Chi blinked legs haven't been considered unsuitable for public viewing for quite some time how fortunate for you Kaya growled I don't know why I'm surprised that such a vulgar creature such as yourself fails to understand common decency how can you consider me vulgar when you've met that toad delinquent Chi-Chi frowned I don't get what youing about Toof growled as she walked into the room still completely topless and balancing her bachan on her shoulder but it woke me up so I'm going to have to crack some skulls are you trying to violate public decency laws Chi-Chi frowned at the half naked toad get bent copper Toof spat this ain't the time I usually wake up besides why should I be ashamed of my body only reason I wear those bindings is cuz getting busted for nudity would be a punk ass way to go down I'm going to go down like a boss how slothful Kaya remarked still refusing to look in tof's Direction although I suppose it is to be expected of a child they never like waking up child y'all got a problem with me eh oh sorry Kaya didn't sound sorry at all I figured with that body you were a child fight me tof yelled as she started towards Kaya but was held back by Naruto and Chi-Chi oh dear throwing a tantrum like a child Kaya sighed dramatically I'm going to kill her let me at her Toff flailed at Kaya all right that's enough Naruto scowled we're having breakfast in 10 minutes you can go back to trying to kill each other later very well Kia frown if you would care to leave the rooms so I can get dressed without your lecherous gaze upon my Noble for not that I can blame you I suppose I have always attracted such Bewitched gazes consider it a privilege that you got a chance to see so much of me as it will not happen again why thank you for the honor of seeing your ankle Naruto dead panned as he leaded Toof from the room I'm going to kill her Toof grumbled sleepily but first back to sleep you might as well stay awake now Chi-Chi frowned as she followed Naruto idleness is a rust that affects the metal of mind I would imagine you would want to preserve what little mental capacity has not been beaten out of your skull quote dot dot dot I'm going to kill you after her Toof complained as she lead to the kitchen so still sure today is going to be a good day kurarama snorted with laughter later on breakfast was a relatively tame affair with Naruto and the girls sitting together at the table and not much being said Kaya was intently staring at her breakfast a bowl of some strange flakes that were surprisingly tasty especially when drenched in the milk while there was little about this strange new world that endeared her this strange cereal was definitely a good thing Chi-Chi was calmly eating her meal somewhat amused by the rate at which Kaya was eating yet equally impressed that she was still carrying herself with a noble bearing it must have been a skill drilled into her at a young age Chi-Chi concluded tof was struggling to stay awake she was leaning on her hand and swaying Dangerously her eyes struggling to keep themselves open her chest bindings were barely hanging on Toof having been far too tired to put them on tightly maybe next time I'll just let Toof sleep in if you didn't wake her up then Chi-Chi probably would have tried and that would be the worst idea since someone walked into a pub in Iowa and said well the yandi Hokage was a pretty neat guy has that ever happened possibly your species never struck me as particularly fluent in self-preservation your kind kept trying to defeat me after all and they did eventually Matt I just felt bad for you humans dying so ridiculously quick so I let your First Hokage seal me and his wife your dad got lucky that I had something in my eye when he sealed my other half in you and me and him you're a sore loser aren't you Naruto was snapped out of his mental conversation when Toof finally fell back to sleep and face planted on her plate a slice of buttered toast stuck to her cheek as she woke back up truly you lacking in any form of manners K aside sadly what you looking at she mumbled you're really not a Mourning person are you Nar shook his head nothing fun happens in the morning tof grumbled all the awesome stuff happens at night y know only crimes and bad decisions happen at night Chi-Chi scowled like I said that's when all the fun stuff happens Toof smirked like having a few drinks and painting the town red with the blood of any fools who try to mess with me alcohol leads to impaired judgment that limits your Effectiveness Chi-Chi frowned distastefully ha I'd bet even you would be kind of fun when wasted but I'm guessing that government goon didn't send any alcohol tof glanced at Naruto who Shrugged first of all referring to agent Smith in such an a way is in violation of article godamn it it's too early to deal with your crap Toof headbutted the table I just want to go back to bed damn it secondly Chi-Chi frowned it's only just going on 6:00 and what 6: a.m. tof groaned what tyrannical wakes people up this early for my training regimen I'm always awake by 5:00 a.m. Chi-Chi remarked we didn't really use time that much when I ruled I just rise with the sun and sleep when I feel tired Kaya Shrugged I'm a ninja I'm just programmed to be wide awake whenever I wake up I can't go back to sleep Nar looked at Toof so I guess that makes you the odd one out really Toof didn't look convinced what kind of training do they send ya on to be able to do that then well it took Aeros sen and dumping a lot of cold water on me during our training trips to fully Hammer that instinct into me I know not what this Aeros senon is Kaya remarked dry but I fear that its influence is responsible for so many of your failures as a servant such as trying to gaze upon my unguarded flesh she blushed slightly an image that actually caused Naruto some pause so used to her angry gaze and otherwise indifferent body language for a second Naruto remembered that she was a woman and not just the being that tried to trap his home in a never-ending Jutsu then she glared at him as if judging him and the image was dispelled I well Naro rubbed the back of his head as much as I want to argue that I didn't intend to see your calves and even so I have seen a lot more of women before in some of the places that Aeros senon likeed to visit I can't deny that he was the kind of guy who would instill such behavior in someone well fear not Kaya stood up be grateful that I Kaya shall bestow upon you a basic understanding of etiquette as I promised yesterday before your clone ran out of chakra ran out of oh yes narut nodded that's totally what happened didn't that clone commits suicide with a Stak knife I didn't get why it used the knife since it could just dispel itself as much as I would appreciate it Naruto laughed weakly I have a lot of work that needs to be done to get this house up to your Noble standards you are trying to flatter me Kaya narrowed her eyes before nodding as a servant should you were starting to develop the bare minimum skill set to be considered a poor servant ER thanks Nar turned to Chi-Chi do you have any plans today I was planning to have a morning jog if you would provide a clone to escort me as per article 1D subsection 2 we've been over this Naruto chuckled remember the results of our bet ah Chichi nodded even so I would appreciate the company on my jog if you want company you could help me out in clearing the crap from the fields people seem to have been dumping all sorts of junk in there it might not be jogging but there may be some heavy lifting plus only you and Toof will know what most of this stuff is anyway if you wish for my assistance I am at to I'm not going to force you to help me Nar chuckled I I suppose I can jog later on shei nodded great Naruto grinned and toofan fall asleep again he sighed at the toad type who was once again sleeping on her breakfast her laziness shall be dealt with Kaya frowned it occurs to me that despite my Noble Heritage I have been LAX in my work ethic I thought Nobles basically just sat around all day doing nothing but getting rich and fat Naro blinked at least that's what most of the Nobles I met did he paused well except maybe kyuki she did a lot of running around for films they Kaya looked Furious even considering her usual angry look then they were failing in their duties a noble is gifted with wealth and a good quality of life that is true but they also are burdened with responsibility it is a sacred duty to repay those who work in your name to protect and guide them huh Naro looked impressed then why did you go all evil and try and enslave the entire world pardon chii blinked did I just hear something badass tof suddenly awoke rubbing her breakfast from her face I Will Not Waste My Time explaining something that would go straight over your head Kaya rubbed her forehead Kaya tried to brainwash everyone where we lived narut summarized wait ya seriously tried that tof grinned how Chi-Chi frowned as I said I Will Not Waste My Time explaining something that would go straight over your head Kaya repeated herself let's just say the place I am from it is not a peaceful one I was so tired of seeing those I was sworn to protect killing each other over senseless things my son's foolish attempts to make things better only made matters worse oh so that's why you put up with it Chi-Chi eyes widened with realization eh Nar looked confused your mother and son quote dot dot dot what Naruto and Kaya yelled in denial you think this this ill-bred rat is from W Kay looked heart horrified heart enraged you think something as awesome as me came from the bunny hag narut merely looked confused oh I was wrong Chi-Chi coughed awkwardly I apologize if my remarks caused any offense technically speaking you are a descendant of her grandson so she kind of is your great great great great great I get it Karama great great great you're not going to stop are you Naruto's side as Kar continued getting back to my story lest the vulgar spider wishes to cast any further aspersions on my character she glared at chii who bowed her head and muttered another apology where was I oh yes my son Hagar Romo I always thought I was a good mother I made sure they never wanted for anything they Chi-Chi interrupted my two sons Hagar Romo and hura Kay aside wistfully a sad smile on her face it was not easy balancing my duties against raising my children but I did my best her face darkened suddenly but clearly somewhere I went wrong in Hagar Romo he rebelled against me she closed her eyes he used the very gift I had given him to try and ruin my plan to protect everyone so as a good mother does when a child cannot play with a toy sensibly you take it away from them she opened her eyes but he resisted and ultimately he locked me away dooming the world to fall into Eternal War the world tof snorted being a tad dramatic aren't yah she means where we came from Naruto explained not wanting to go into the whole traveling between Dimensions thing but I had a backup plan that saw me released from my confinement and free to save the world again but once more I was denied she glared at Naruto but this time rather than be sealed away I was exiled and spped of my power amongst other things she touched the empty sleeve on her kimono if it counts for anything I was trying to seal you rather than this Naro offered I didn't want to get exiled as well oh so that's why you were so hostile to one another Chi-Chi nodded but I don't understand why you would oppose her from saving the world because she wasn't at least not in the right way Nar shook his head she basically wanted to trap everyone in a NeverEnding Dream by using well I guess when I called it brainwashing I wasn't too far from the truth it was a powerful Jen Jutsu Jen Jutsu Chi-Chi frowned what's that basically a ninja illusion Naruto ignored k a snort of disapproval can yah do that Toof frowned I can make thousands of solid clones of myself yet you have difficulty believing she could put you in a never-ending dream point taken Toff crossed her arms so a false pieace then Chi-Chi asked yes Naruto looked at Kaya see she gets it I don't want Eternal war no more than you but your peace it wouldn't have truly been peace and your idea of peace is better Kaya shook her head sadly I have seen enough of humanity to know the best case scenario for your peace would be but a few Generations unless you plan to live forever and make people behave themselves if I did that I'd probably go mad from all of the oh oh Naruto looked at Kaya oh what is it have you overloaded your brain with thinking Kaya remarked I think I think I get it now it must have been so frustrating no matter what you did you just couldn't stop people being people I mean SAS annoys the hell out of me with his stubbornness sometimes great great wait are you calling someone else stubborn great great having to witness people making the same mistakes and not being able to talk them out of it I guess I would want to force them to act differently Naro smiled at Kaya God knows that it would have made things so much easier I severely doubt you can understand Kaya shook her head although it does appear you have made some sort of a breakthrough maybe you are not Beyond Redemption I was thinking the same thing about you Naro chuckled I don't really get what you're all talking about but I guess it doesn't really matter to me Toof frowned that wasn't as badass I was hoping for I turned into a giant Fox and launched an attack that could level an entire mountain range Naruto dead pant quote dot dot dot badass Toff nodded as she actually started to eat her breakfast well Chi-Chi finished her breakfast I suppose we should make a start on that field now yeah Naruto got up I'll have a clone deal with the dirty dishes actually Kaya stood up as I mentioned previously I have been lacking in my duties as a noble and Def facto head of this household as such I shall now make efforts to start fulfilling my role first of all there will be no Free Loaders all servants and guests are expected to carry their own weight to reduce the already obscene chakra wastage by an unnamed member of this household unnamed I'm the only person who can use it Naruto protested I will be assigning jobs to the other guests Kaya finished ignoring Naruto's Outburst the dishes shall be cleaned by Kaya frowned as she looked at tof nectre s tof just call me tof and what makes y think I'm G to just do what you tell me because this is your last chance to stay on the exchange project if I understood sunglasses words correctly I care not for your reasons for being here but as a noble I will not allow you to languish in idleness I shall also seek to better your mind and manners I have the feeling I should leave some clones Here Naruto mumbled to Chi-Chi who nodded this could get nasty you know what Toof scowled I oh what the hell she deflated whatever I can't be asked arguing with yah if you're stupid enough to try and hypnotize the entire planet I guess you're not going to let my complaining stop yach she stretched out could be worse I guess y could make me work with the copper quoting her damn laws at me all day all I got to do is clean the dishes right for a start yes kgaa nodded Kai spider sand shall assist my servant for today and my servant you are required to finish all work required to finish preparing the farm by the end of the day wait a minute Naro protested tof just has to clean dishes but I have to get this entire place up and running you have your clones and are my servant hence you must be able to achieve at least this not to mention you were planning to do this anyway Kaya glanced at off besides I do not have high hopes of this one ha s to be useful Toof proudly declared being a badass means y don't do work Bunny boss gets it I don't understand why she's so proud about being a nuisance Chi-Chi remarked dryly as Toff leaned back in her chair and put her feet on the table only for Kaya to glare at her until she removed them well narut Shrugged as they left the kitchen everyone needs to be proud of something I guess great great great like you're proud of wait what do you have to be proud of oh right you're ass so iation to me great great great great Nar chose to tune the fox out well let's get this over with he stepped out onto the farm and looked at the Wasteland of dump trash forming a familiar hand seal much later Kaya was officially stumped she had expected some resistance to her plans from Toof so when the toad girl had not resisted Kaya had been wary but somewhat optimistic she had left Toof alone with a sink full of hot soapy water Kaya had added the boiler to the list of modern wonders that she loved along with cereal and the dirty bowls plates and Cutlery from their breakfast she had returned not 5 minutes later to see a disinterested tough surrounded by Broken plates and the dishwasher was on fire after extinguishing the fire Kaya decided she would keep a closer eye on this troublemaker and mentally scolded herself for not seeing such an outcome immediately when Toff agreed to help out clearly tof was going to fail every challenge so as to convince Kaya that she was useless but the former rabbit goddess was going to have none of it she had decided to personally oversee her next task cleaning the kitchen counter it was a simple job that involved wiping down to the surfaces that had been used Kaya still couldn't pinpoint the exact moment when it happened but somehow barely a minute into the job every surface was covered in rubbish and dirt somehow tof armed only with a damp cloth had turned the kitchen into a garbage heap how Kaya finally forced out as she turned to Toof the two of them were sat outside of the house to ensure that there was a house left when Chi-Chi and Naruto returned from the fields I don't know Toof Shrugged I never was any good with chores and stuff but I'm pretty awesome at fighting she nodded proudly there is not being good at something and then then there is you Kaya shook her head even my servant couldn't make such a mess and he is lacking in so many areas what y'all want me to apologize or something Toof crossed her arms angrily Fat Chance not my fault that this house can't handle my cleaning besides just boss your servant around from what I've seen that's all yall really do boss him around Kaya frowned yeah yah treat him like crap if yah treated me that way Toof glared at Kaya then we'd have a problem yah he and Y don't want to have a problem with me I don't treat him like Kaya frowned waste she finished tactfully huh y'all really think that just ask the copper she'd tell y'all all the laws you're breaking but at the end of the day she'd agree you're treating the boss like crap he's just too kind to say anything probably feels guilty for crippling yah you don't know how lucky you are tof grinned if what he said is true if y tried that sort of crap with me well I wouldn't have taken pity on y for losing your powers fact is I doubt many people would then again I guess the boss overlooked me trying to kill him so she Shrugged maybe I don't have the right to say anything you know I I see Kaya frowned it is a poor Noble who treats their staff so poorly maybe you're still pissed that he beat yah Toof Shrugged and you're Sub sub subconsciously yeah that subconsciously trying to punish the boss and everyone he hangs around with including me and the damn Arachne cop I guess that is possible k a round at the toad you surprisingly make a good point I guess I will entrust you with a final task just run me a bath and try not to destroy the house in the process of course Master Toof bowed sarcastically before turning to head towards the house not like y did any work that could have made you work up a sweat beta wants some sort of bubble bath in it as well pardon I'd have thought that y'all would know all about bubble bath being a stuck up Noble bubble bath k Gaia frowned quote dot dot dot well it's like chemicals y put in the bath that smell nice and make y feel better I think Toff frowned never used him myself but I figured you'd like that sort of crap just a hot bath will do Kaya frowned with water whatever Toof headed into the house wait a second where's the damn bathroom she scalled as she wandered through the large house checking the rooms while most of them were empty there were a few room rooms that caught toofs attention huh this must be the Copper's room she walked and looked at the books on Chi-Chi's desk unsolved police cases human Lial relations she snorted what else did I expect she glanced at the hammock huh guess she can't really sleep in a normal bed still this ain't the bathroom Toof left the room but not before deliberately rearranging her books and paperwork knowing it would probably tick Chi-Chi off later Fight the Power hour she smirked and snickered to herself as she headed to the next room this must be the bunny's room she remarked as a small army of rabbits turned to stare at her with an eerie sense of unity I guess I should just leave them alone she shut the door and continued down the hallway how big is this damn house in the fields Chi-Chi frowned as the Clones brought her items to identify it was kind of sad to see the complete disregard that people had for the land tossing away all sorts of junk on the Farm as it was no longer in use part of her wanted to find the people responsible and make sure that they served a community sentence helping clean the mess that they had made it was something of a paradox to Chi-Chi the few times she had been in the city it had always been spotless she had assumed that the Japanese were just culturally inclined to correctly dispose of litter but it looked like all the litter was just put out of sight as this useful a clone wandered up to her carrying a burnt-out laptop no Chi-Chi gestured to one of the two piles she was stood next to it would not surprise me if it had been used in a crime before being destroyed and dumped here it's useless fair enough the Clone tossed the Twisted plastic onto the much larger junk pile which had several broken fridges and other large and ultimately useless housing appliances maybe the effort of getting them taken care of properly was too much of a hassle for people so dumping them here seemed easier either way Chi-Chi would mention it to agent Smith at the the next possible opportunity she would try and ring her but the number on the phone she had given Naro always went to voicemail well Naruto wiped the sweat from his brow as he headed to Chi-Chi looks like the fields are almost done shame there wasn't much stuff we could Salvage there's still the barns to look through though I only gave them a brief look over when we first got here but there seem to be some huge machinery and plenty of tools in one of them hopefully they haven't had any parts scaved Chi-Chi sighed but with this land being left unused for so long I cannot say I'm too hopeful yeah Naruto nodded with a frown some of that junk seemed to have been here for a while judging by the rust on the metal anyway I never did ask Miss Smith why this place was free maybe it was too expensive to maintain a farm of this size Chi-Chi glanced at Naruto I suppose with your clones it will be much cheaper for you to run it should you wish to that's definitely an option narut nodded there's no better kind of veggies than Fresh Veggies indeed plus there is something satisfying about getting your food yourself shii looked at Naruto's clones oh yeah narut nodded I guess with your hunting instincts you'd really like that sort of thing there is a sort of satisfaction I get when eating food I have caught myself although I never was that competent at cooking beyond the basics of skinning and making a stew of the meat I'm not that much better Naruto chuckled AOS senon taught me a few tricks to make life on the road more bearable you mentioned him before but who is this Aeros senon his name was jariah and he he was probably the closest thing I had to a father oh did you not get along with your actual father my parents died the day I was born oh I am so sorry Chi-Chi bowed her head I had no intention of causing you distress don't sweat it Naruto shook his head and stared at the Blue Sky I know they loved me they gave their lives so that I could have one sure I wish I could have spent more time with them but we don't always get what we want anyway he cleared his throat jariah he was one of the best ninja in my Village there wasn't a soul who didn't respect his combat prowess and Mastery of seals which were a specialist art narut added seeing Chi-Chi's confused expression admittedly he didn't make many friends with the women of my Village seeing as he was a self-proclaimed super pervert super he got offended if you called him a normal pervert narut had a fond expression on his face but Aeros senon was killed by a former pupil of his one who had lost his way but I was able to make him see the light still part of me wanted him to reject My Views part of me wanted to really hurt him for taking Aeros senon from me Naruto went quiet for a moment but Aeros senon wouldn't have wanted that I'm sure he is still watching over you Chi-Chi tried to comfort narut Gods I hope not Naruto joked surrounded by all these attractive women I can imagine all too well what jariah would be telling me to do Chi-Chi said nothing as narut stared off into space a slight dampness in his eyes still Naro shook his head as if trying to dislodge unwanted memories I'd best get back to work no point sitting on my backside all day kagaya would only nagged me even more the long-legged Arachne watched as Naruto returned to his work before shaking her head going over to help him as he made his way to one of the larger barns man Naruto coughed as they stepped inside this place is full of dust it must have been ages since anyone walked in here indeed shii frowned as she walked over to a large fireplace strange hey an anvil Nar laughed an anvil Chi-Chi smiled this must have been a forge although it has definitely seen better days yeah Naruto chuckled as he picked up a set of iron tongs that were little more than rust at this point I don't think these are fit for purpose then this must be a furnace Chi-Chi approached what she originally thought was a fireplace I guess it makes sense if running the farm was too expensive you would try and save money where you could having a forge would help you build and maintain your own tools would be useful if you had the skills to make use of it hey Chi-Chi Naruto stepped out of the Shadows wearing a thick leather apron several sizes too big for him you think it suits me Chi-Chi snorted with laughter I apologize it is far too big for you Handler or san you reckon Naruto chuckled as he took it off searching through the pockets these look like cigarettes he pulled the packet out and tossed it to one side and continued rumaging it looks like there's a bed in here as well Chi-Chi swiftly clambered up the beams to the second floor of the barn oh neat narut calmly strolled up the wall anything useful unfortunately not chii frowned at small bedside table it looks like the previous occupant may have lit a candle but never blew it out she pointed to the pool of wax inside a candle holder and Naruto blinked leaving a candle running unattended in a building made of wood sure the area around the forge is mostly Stone but this living area is still wooden the chance that the building could be set on fire is quite high so the person who lived here earlier was lazy no he lit the candle but something likely happened that me he couldn't blow it out or he forgot narut chuckled I know you want to be a police officer but you don't have to see a mystery where there isn't one I apologize chii coughed I sometimes get a little bit caught up in Mysteries still chii headed to the bed while Naruto rooted through the drawers on the bedside table this bed was left unmade have you seen tof's bedroom Naruto chuckled not everyone makes their bed after they get up that's true chii deflated slightly hey Chi-Chi what's a condom what this thing narut pulled a small white box out of the top drawer ah they well you see Chi-Chi fidgeted awkwardly doesn't the box say anything else not really Nar opened the box are these useful he pulled one of the sealed condoms from the packet P probably not after all this time shii coughed hey it has a date stamped on it really shii looked at it that date is 29 years ago so so this room likely hasn't been slept in for at least that long possibly even longer oh Naruto opened the package curiously is it some sort of glove Now it only covers a couple of fingers although you can roll it back over your arm oh Gods I know what this is why you do yeah narut nodded I remember watching someone use one you do well it was similar I think it was on a farm for a d rank I swear I remember seeing the veterinarian they called in usid when dealing with a cow what yeah because she had to go up to her arm into the cow and poke something with her fingers oh what is that nodded I I wouldn't know Chi-Chi replied evasively I do not understand how things work on a farm maybe kagaya Toof will know Naruto rolled up the stretched condom and stuffed it back into its protective packaging leaving Chi-Chi sweating badly still you reckon this place hasn't been entered in 30 years indeed Chi-Chi leapt at the subject change all the tools are in bad shape and when we entered it was almost like a forgotten ruin great great wait a second narut You Are Not Alone In Here narut suddenly froze what do you mean I'm sensing something hungry nearby where it doesn't seem like it's a malicious hunger so I can't seem to pinpoint it but I'd advise getting the hell out of there regardless I can take it maybe you can but how about Chi-Chi ah you're right when am I not now where was I oh yes great great great narut tapped Chi-Chi on her shoulder and jerked his head implying they should leave what is it shii asked as they stepped outside of the barn I felt something in there alive and hungry narut explained something's moving chii pointed to the door stay behind me Naruto C crouched in a combat position Kai in hand as the door opened Naruto instinctively threw his canai as a warning shot scaring the life out of the small rat that had just peaked out of the door and causing the rodent to flee towards the forest a rat Chi-Chi let out a sigh of relief huh I could have sworn the hunger I felt was more a maybe the rats around here are more feral than I'm used to great great great damn it Kurama you got me all jumpy narut sighed but was inter interrupted by chii's stomach growling ah I apologize Chi-Chi blushed I guess it must be getting close to lunchtime Naruto chuckled letun head back home for a meal I would appreciate that shii glanced over her shoulder as they left the barn and started across the field before frowning and looking again you all right it's it's nothing Chi-Chi chuckled just a little spooked sorry for the false alarm Nar laughed yes Chi-Chi GL aned at the barn again it must have been a trick of the light she thought to herself as they headed back towards the house but I could have sworn I saw something on the roof back at the house when Naruto and Chi-Chi entered the main entrance to the house they had expected to see Carnage caused by Toof rebelling against kagaya at some point while they were working they expected ruin a furious kagaya and an equally mad Toof as they walked in what they saw instead was a smug looking Toff and a different kagaya I didn't see this outcome Naruto blinked as kagaya energetically waved at them leaning heavily on Toof she had a distant look in her eyes and seemed to be staggering around as if drunk I was expecting a war zone great great great one might say you were expecting them both to be hopping mad great great godamn it kurarama Naruto mentally groaned look who it is kagaya giggled as they walked into the room look at her legs she has legs for days kagaya burst out laughing and fell over ER Naruto glanced at tof no snorted with laughter care to explain well Toff grinned evily I don't take kindly to people constantly bossing me around y know what have you done Chi-Chi scowled at Toff nobody treats tof Sama like a yaah here she crossed her arms victoriously I got the idea this morning right when you was in about drinking and stuff I got to thinking as y might remember from my awesome escape story I can secrete a toxin it occurred to me that maybe a healthy dose of toxin was what the doctor ordered to make the bunny lighten up you poisoned her Chi-Chi looked horrified that is a violation of one of the principal laws and it happened under my watch this is all my fault I knew you were going to be trouble relax copper Toof smirked at worst my Venom gets yaw really high apparently it didn't work as intended with the bunny and well she sort of got drunk off it hey when did you learn the strange clone technique asur inheritor Chan uses kagaya giggled there so many spider Chans she rolled around on the floor okay narut walked up to kagaya how did you manage to get her to take the toxin well the bunny was ordering me to do chores then she wanted me to run her a bath so I did but y'all know what goes down so well with a hot bath a glass of cold milk you poisoned her milk Chi-Chi crossed her arm shall I pack your bags or are you going to do it yourself once this is reported to agent Smith you'll be won the first plane back to whatever swamp you crawled out of I told y'all she'll be fine in a couple of hours Toof helped kagaya to her feet besides I ain't going back where I came from my pride is on the line here you know kagaya looked at tof you are really frightfully common and you make a mess of everything and you speak like some kind of Thug kagaya paused in her thoughts but Toof prompted that is all kagaya fell back to the floor giggling as Toof let go of her here I've got her Naruto lifted her in a bridal carry come on you need to sleep this off you have such wonderful eyes kagaya tilted her head my blue-eyed servant and you are Delirious Naruto chuckled as he carried her up the stairs I'm sorry kagaya mumbled eh sorry that I was a as a certain girl would put it crappy rabbit hag don't mention it narut chuckled tell me kagaya mumbled do you hate me hate you I killed that strange man with my ash Spears the man who had the weird looking half of his body Obito Naro closed his eyes trying to keep himself from letting his anger Bubble Up it wouldn't change anything at this point and it wouldn't be right to get upset at her when she was in this state when you killed him I was pretty pissed he nodded but you understand he had to die right he was in my way kagaya grabbed hold of his shirt with her lone remaining hand he wanted to cause misery he he lost his way narut frowned but he found it again right at the end he found it have I lost my way kagaya asked sadly I used to have everything figured out now look at me here I am stuck in this this Festival of oddities I have no power I have nothing you're not alone you know Naruto smiled at her we're stuck here together don't get familiar with me you stinky servant kagaya wrinkled her nose have you bathed at all ER well I've only had a quick wash that is no good kagaya declared as my servant you were representative of my Divine self so you must smell as pleasant as possible I'll be sure to wash myself thoroughly later Naruto chuckled good a lady such as myself shouldn't have to deal with your smell kagaya mumbled as Nar carried her into her room look at all the bunnies she giggled softly yeah Nar had found himself facing many dangers in his life he had stared down kagaya at the height of her power he had not flinched when he stood before MAA and had locked gazes with the caoi no Yuko many times over his life yet the uniring Gaze of the many rabbits inhabiting the room was currently freaking him the hell out I'll just put you down here on the bed eh kagaya seemed to realize where she was for the first time oh is it bedtime ER sure Nar smiled Softly As He put her down on the bed undress me servant what I can't sleep in my only outfit I'd smell worse than you my pungent servant she giggled Naruto gulped awkwardly maybe I should get Chichi or tough actually maybe just Chichi no kagaya crossed her arm across her chest and pouted they not my servant you should follow my orders you silly servant she giggled again ER I guess nutk throat went dry as he started to undo her kimono but no sooner had he started to lift it than he heard rather than felt kagaya slap him ah you are at it again she grabbed her kimono holding it tightly shut you trying to seduce me what but you asked narut rubbed his forehead no kagaya rolled around on her bed trying to see me naked were my ankles not enough for you you perversed peon there was brief flicker of Pride on her face before it returned to her blushing outrage I have no idea what to do here narut blinked great great great that makes two of us great great great well I guess I'll let you undress yourself Naruto tried to Sidle out of the room good night good night kagaya tried to stand up before falling back onto the bed I am a fully grown woman and will decide my own bedtime as soon as the room stops spinning all you there was a most unladylike snore from kagaya and Naruto chuckled as he shut the door behind him well that happened he returned to find the kitchen a Battleground Chi-Chi had tof's arm behind her back and was forcing her onto the table while trying to handcuff the delinquent toad who was lashing out with her feet to try cause Chi-Chi to let her go unfortunately for the toad type Chi-Chi's arachnid lower half allowed her to keep all of her limbs Out Of Reach I apologize for the mess shii grunted with the effort of raining against Toof but she refused to pack her bags in preparation of her deportation and resorted to physical violence when I went to pack for her so I was forced to subdue her let me go you damn Toff struggled to no avail Let Her Go Chi-Chi Naruto sighed are you sure Handler San Chi-Chi glanced at Naruto who merely nodded As You Wish can tell yaah want to be a damn Pig with that police brutality Toff rubbed her wrists angrily give me a good reason to not smack your teeth out of your stupid face say what you will shii looked away I doubt I'll have to deal with you much longer oh come on Boss Toff turned to narut y'all know how much of a the bunny is it was just a bit of harmless fun you tried to poison a fellow exchange student well you tried to break the arm of one I used reasonable Force reasonable force my ass okay Nar rubbed his forehead that's enough from both of you all right first things first no more poisoning people he looked at Toof sternly it wasn't harmful but as you saw it reacted differently to kagaya right well I didn't know it was going to do that what if it had been fatal sorry Toff grumbled it's just she doesn't show me any damn respect that is no reason to poison someone Chi-Chi voiced her opinion second he turned to Chi-Chi much to her surprise I'm the Handler here as you keep saying so that means it's my decision stays and goes right well yes but shii started so I don't want you escalating the situation all right but the laws XII protested all right Naruto repeated as a police officer you have to use your common sense even if I had wanted Toof subdued I wouldn't want you to possibly injure Yourself by trying to take her on alone even officers can call for backup and they don't act prematurely either understood yes Handler San Chi-Chi bowed her head looking like a young girl who had just been yelled at right Naruto sighed to be fair as the Handler of you girls the blame ultimately falls on me I should have left some clones here to keep an eye on things but I made the mistake of thinking I could trust you alone sorry Toff and Chi-Chi both looked ashamed good nunk expression instantly brightened so we live and learn I hope we never have to have a conversation like this again you won't Chi-Chi nodded don't don't worry boss Toof smirked I learned my lesson next time we fight yaah won't hear about it she has totally learned nothing from this Nar and Chi-Chi thought at the same time now that we have dealt with this I have a question for you he looked at tough eh what do y'all want to know do you know what these are Naruto pulled a box of condoms from his pocket shii had no idea and I've never seen anything like them of course I do Toff puffed out her chest you are right to ask Toof Sama no wonder that copper here doesn't know what the air these are super secret items that only the most badass know about really Naruto asked that's right Toof grinned as she opened one it is er she started to stretch one out with a frown I thought you knew what it was Chi-Chi remarked lying to your Handler without reason is a violation of article I never said I didn't know just the first time that I saw one like this young know tof's eyes suddenly lit up I see what it is it's a bachan sheath I guess you could call it that Chi-Chi mumbled embarrassed see Toof rolled it over her bachon this one is a little weird she rubbed her hands on her jacket it has a cleaning lubrication on it cleaning lubrication Naruto blinked weird you have no idea what it is do you Chi-Chi sighed oh well if it isn't what I say it is then what is it Toof challenged Chi-Chi I ER Chi-Chi slumped I don't know I can't bring myself to tell them I'll let them believe what they will for now I hope it doesn't come back to bite me in the abdomen maybe I can put my canai in one narut glanced as Chi-Chi started choking on air are you all right before Chi-Chi could answer there was a knock at the door all get it Chi-Chi leapt at the chance to escape the conversation she raced to the door and almost tore it from the hinges as she opened the door hello she paused as she was greeted by an unfamiliar face hello Miz a tired looking man tipped his blue baseball cap with a friendly if somewhat worldwi smile nice day today isn't it Chi-Chi looked between the new arrival and the large truck that was parked just outside the house ER yes Chi-Chi was unsure how to react this was probably the first time that she had met a human who hadn't been surprised or keep looking at her spider half he just met her gazee and smiled I'm sorry can I help you I've got a delivery here for a labor saver The Delivery Man glanced at a clipboard he was carrying oh wait that's the job title I mean Naruto Uzumaki I have some supplies for the exchange program I'm guessing that it's from Miss Smith then narut joined Chi-Chi at the door hey I'm Naruto minoru Ken minoru Ken offered his hand and Naruto shook it he stood a fair bit taller than Naruto and was considerably taller than the other Japanese humans that Chi-Chi had encountered besides Miss Smith he wore a blue shirt and pants that were branded with the same logo as the truck deliver quick narut took the clipboard do you get a lot of business from Miss Smith plenty Ken sighed in a way that reminded narut of Shikamaru in fact now that he thought about it he was getting a strong Nara vibe from him he had the same tired eyes complete with bags under them could you sign here please he handed a pen to Naruto who scrolled his signature his sloppy handwriting taking up most of the space on the form thank you so you've got the supplies I asked Miss Smith for then Naruto followed Ken to the back of the truck yeah Ken nodded as he opened the back doors of the trailer that's a lot of boxes Naruto blinked the whole thing was packed full of large boxes and containers with more than a few having fragile scrolled on them and more than a couple saying this way up although a few of these were in fact the wrong way up in the trailer yep Ken nodded as he signed the clipboard right he glanced at Naruto I was told you had the staff to unload this ER how much all of it Ken chuckled didn't you bring anyone to help you unload it Naruto asked like I said I was told by Miss Smith you had everything you need to unload the truck and that the government didn't need to Fork out more money for extra staff damn sheepgate Nar n sighed heavily while Chi-Chi silently agreed with nunk remark I guess I'll have to sort this out myself then he summoned a small army of clones you can make clones Ken raised an eyebrow before shrugging and returning to filling out the paperwork that's your reaction Chi-Chi blinked don't you find it strange I've seen all sorts of things Ken chuckled if there are such things as lials why not humans with special powers in his defense where I'm from his re action would be completely normal Nar added all things considered it was your reaction I found odd so what sort of things are in here Naro tried to ignore the crashing sound as a couple of clones dropped a crat marked fragile and then proceeding to blame each other Furniture some Electronics Ken leaned against the trailer some food and vital supplies we found the ramen a group of clones cheered so Naro watched his clones continue to empty the van with more more enthusiasm than professionalism you enjoy your job he finished awkwardly it's a hard one at times but it pays the bills Ken Shrugged indifferently I could never do your job though my job Naruto blinked well being a ninja isn't for everyone ninja Ken raised his eyebrow but that was about it I meant being a farmer Farmer well I guess I'll be one eventually I'm just a host for a few girls like Chi-Chi at the moment but I'm hoping to get at this Farm running eventually he glanced at the recently cleared Fields you're setting yourself up for long days of hard work Ken remarked although I guess with those clones of yours it might not be too bad for you so long as you know what you are doing yeah I really need to get Miss Smith to send me some books it or something oh ken titled his head you don't know how to run a farm a long time ago I may have done some basic leg work on a farm but I was basically just following orders without really thinking about it Naro rubbed the back of his head well Ken stroked his soul patch thoughtfully there's another Farm not very far from here I deliver things there as well since they're a part of the exchange program so I'll bet they can offer you some pointers really Naruto grinned I've always been more of a learn by doing kind of person so if someone can show me what to do that itd be way better than reading books all day next time I'm there I'll ask the Farm's owner if they'd be willing to give you a few pointers that' be great narut nodded as the Clones took the last of the crates from the trailer just one more thing Ken handed a small package to Naruto I was asked to ensure that you got this no matter what what could be more important than food and vital supplies Naruto wondered aloud knowing Miss Smith it's probably a brand of coffee beans or something Chi-Chi frowned before realizing she was mocking the coordinator of the program and ch IED herself it's a book an idiots guide to lials oh and here's a letter Naro then unfolded and started to read the letter hello Naruto [ __ ] I hope this letter finds you in good health because if you were to die it would be really difficult to find a replacement that's way too much work so do me a favor and don't die at least while you are still a Handler anyway the book I've sent with this letter should answer all your questions about the girls that you're living with in any possible future additions I have made sure to put a few posted notes to Mark the pages that should be of interest to you I've also arranged for a computer to be sent to you so you can search for information without needing me to help you out hopefully you can use them or someone else in the house can when I visit I don't want to have to help you set it up before we eat great great great she isn't even trying to hide the fact she's planning to bum meals off of you now as she great great great Naruto rolled his eyes and continued to read the letter anyway if you need anything within reason feel free to ring the following number or email this address email o n s h e ye e g i r l0 phone number 55510 4837 on that note I've set up an email account for your personal use username labor sa October 10 password Smith is awesome1 I'll be seeing you later Kuroko Smith local coordinator PES I sent some amazing coffee cakes that I found in this cute little store nearby my apartment make sure to have them ready for my When I visit you in the evening Nar sighed as he waved Ken goodbye I guess we should get to work sorting out all this furniture he looked over all of the boxes he was going to have to go through even with all of his clones it would take a long time to assemble all the pieces of furniture although he would be grateful to have a real bed to lie in well no time like the present he muttered as he rolled up his sleeves and got to work Ken smiled as he climbed into the van and started the engine what an interesting guy he chuckled before pulling away from the house sometime later Naruto nodded happily as he walked through the now furnished house what had been a large empty room at the center of the farming complex was was now a large living area full of different seats and loungers to accommodate Lial and humans alike the sheer number of the made Naruto suspect Smith would be sending some more his way but he chose to ignore that for now in focus on the largest TV Naruto had ever seen it took up most of the wall it was hung up on yet was thinner than anything Naruto had seen before Chichi had assured him that such things were common nowadays he sat down in one of the larger chairs facing the TV letting out a happy sigh as he sunk into the cushions there are still some boxes that need dealing with Chi-Chi walked into the room including a computer computer Naruto frowned I think we used to have them back where I lived but they were only used by the Intel and medical core plus they were really big and blocky although if this TV is anything to go buy I'll bet you can get one so small you could almost carry them around there are such things as laptops small computers that are designed to be used on the go this world truly is something else he turned on the TV using the remote and pulled a lever that caused the chair to lean backwards it's official I love the technology of this world I shall continue assisting your clones Chi-Chi bowed her head and then I shall get a shower if that's okay with you you don't need to ask me permission to shower Naruto chuckled we've been over this before I you are correct of course very well Chi-Chi bowed her head before leaving the large room oh Whata watching Toof walked into the room with her hands in her jacket Pockets I have no idea Naruto stared at the scream oh just some anime Toof scoffed pass me the remote anime y don't know what that is Toff chuckled besides the odd film most of the TV I watched in konaha was all about being a ninja in the news there were a few Children's shows where you would watch trean hero of konaha defeat the evil of the Ia Boulder or the Kumo bolt or sometimes the Kiri fog who were all really evil people who had no redeeming fact actors would Kumo Iowa and Kiri be other ninja Villages Chi-Chi asked as she re-entered the room having overheard the conversation from the other room yeah why that sounds more like propaganda than entertainment I have no idea what you mean Naruto crossed his arms as the program ended what no pledge of allegiance to konaha what kind of program ends without that you you're joking right Chi-Chi asked uncertainly oh hang on a sec Toof snatched the remote Yakuza Onslaught is on next what's that Naruto glanced at the towed girl he he he just the best damn film you'll ever see see it's about these totally badass Brothers called Genji and Hanzo they belong to this badass crime group but they get betrayed by their eldest brother who has them killed but the two Bros survive then have to fight their way back to the top of their old Clan brutally killing anyone who tries to stop them it's a classic y'all got to watch it hardly it's just pointless fighting if they had just called the police then the whole issue would have been resolved in a matter of minutes rather than an hour and a half of pointless killing they don't even survive the film spoilers Toof yelled at Chi-Chi now the boss knows what to expect way to kill the fun it's all about people acting against the law and they all die in horrible ways Chi-Chi frowned as she snatched the remote from Toof besides we still have work to do geez Toof scalled as she got out of the comfy seat she had sat in I'll go set up that computer thing then Naruto left the room I think I've seen enough wholesale Slaughter for one lifetime he frowned as he remembered those who had fallen in The Battle Before shaking his head to dislodge the bad memories and focus on his task at hand walking through the hallway he made his way to a designated computer room on the grounds that this is where the Wi-Fi router was narut had no idea what that but Chi-Chi was adamant that this was the right position for and Nar had not intention of arguing with her so Nar looked at the several boxes before him this seems simple enough one TV one well I am going to call this a metal box unit and two plugs plus a hell of a lot of wires and small fiddly things how hard can this be he Shrugged as he attempted to put the computer together before stepping back and surveying his work against a picture on one of the boxes that looks about right now let's see what happens when I plug it in and get it going he plugged in the tower and the screen into an adapter then turned the plug on waiting for something to happen a green light Nar laughed it lives he waited for a little while ow what he walked over and pressed the power button there has to be some sort of instructions around here with a sigh Naruto started searching through the boxes ah here we go computer users manual he picked up the large book what the hell this thing is huge wait I've got an idea great great great careful you might hurt yourself if you think too hard especially when you aren't used to it great great ignoring kurarama Naruto tore the book apart at the spine into several equal sections and summoned several clones handing each clone a one of the pieces now if we all read our bits then you dispel I'll have read the entire thing I'm a genius sometimes later Handler San Chi-Chi peaked her head into the room are you all right how are things going he he he Naruto was rocking on the floor surrounded by the pieces of the book do you know what a universal serial bus is a USB Chi-Chi was surprised by the question but then she noticed the cover on one of the pieces of ripped book have you read the entire user manual I have narut looked at her with empty eyes I know the difference between Random Access memory and read only memory I know what a gigabyte and a gigabit is I know what a gigahertz is and how quad core improves computer performance but I still can't get the damn thing to turn on I don't even fully understand the things I know it's just memorizing statements without any understanding allow me to assist you Handler San thank you Naruto stood up giving her a grateful smile so I've got this green light here he pointed at the tower but that's it there should be some sort of installation instructions Chi-Chi rooted through some of the boxes before fishing out a much thinner pamphlet here we go okay step by step ensure all electronics are turned off before attempting assembly she turned the plug off step two check all items against the following list one screen check do we have to do this step by step can't you just skip to the end we were given these precise instructions by someone who knows what they are doing Chi-Chi shook her head if we are going to set up this PC we'll do it properly she finished checking the items right step three connect the monitor to the tower using the provided cable chii handed the cable to narut this should fit on the back of the Monitor and the same sort of Port should be on the tower as well okay I'll see what I can find Naruto appeared at the back of the monitor oh I see what you mean he happily connected the monitor to the tower now do we start it up patience Chi-Chi read the notes now we need to install the keyboard narut calmly followed Chi-Chi's orders you like this sort of thing he asked as he plugged in the mouse I do find something strangely satisfying about following an ordered list Chi-Chi smiled it is a such an effective way of dealing with problems in Easy clear steps right you can turn it on now there was a crackle and the monitor turned on it says press any key to continue Naruto frowned it means any button on the keyboard Chi-Chi translated oh right narut sat in the computer chair as Chi-Chi stood behind him looking over his shoulder now what you need to click on new installation Chi-Chi glanced at the book what use the mouse that thing there next to the keyboard to move the pointer on the screen oh right where do you want me to click Chi-Chi leaned into Naro as she touched the screen where she wanted him to click not realizing she was unintentionally pushing her s into the back of his head so soft great great was that a jiah asked thought there W what no not at all narut quickly focused on the screen although the soft warmth on the back of his head was a constant reminder to Chi-Chi's presence although the Arachne in question seemed fully absorbed in the task of setting up the computer it was kind of endearing to Naruto her eyes were sparkling as she told him what to do she really seems to enjoy this sort of thing and you seem to be enjoying it as well shut up you damn Fox it's not like that I mean she is pretty and all but it's not like I'm going to be staying here for the rest of my life maybe maybe not Kurama yawned by the way Chichi's calling your name a sorry Naruto blinked I was deep in thought I know a username is an important thing but you can always change it later if you don't like it Chi-Chi assured him right he leaned forward at out of Chi-Chi's s although the spider girl didn't show any signs of noticing he was in her bosom in the first place and typed in a username settling for his name for now right now we need to sign you into your email chii put her hand over Naruto's and guided him across the screen explaining her actions although all Naruto could think of was now surprisingly soft her hands were despite their strange color and more clawed appearance to his own hands they were warm and smooth to the touch chii's attention was focused purely on the screen so if she had any opinions about Naruto's hands she kept them to herself judging from her enthusiasm it was quite likely she didn't even register that she was holding his hand chuckling Nar tried to focus on what she was saying so then you enter your password and done Chi-Chi stood back proudly you were now signed into your email account that wasn't so hard now was it no thanks Chi-Chi I really appreciate your help k and I were both kind of new to the technology of this world so I am grateful for your help it's a pleasure to serve Chi-Chi smiled hey it's an email from Smith Naruto opened the email dear labor saver hope you get this email got an important message for you when I see you next I wonder what that could be Chi-Chi frowned we'll find out later tonight I would imagine or maybe right now Miss Smith walked into the room oh you're here narut glanced over his shoulder I haven't started cooking dinner yet I'm not just here for your food you know so it is one of the reasons I'm here to do my job as well at least one of my jobs Smith sighed I've seen what you've done with the place I'm glad that furniture was put to good use so have you got the grips on using the computer yet he's learning very quickly Chi-Chi nodded fortunately I have some experience with computers what the hell narut yelled out what the matter Chi-Chi quickly ran over to him this damn thing narut scowled at the screen it's implying that well oh Smith snorted that's spam spam basically fake or junk mail designed to trick people into spending money or giving out personal information Smith smiled I am sure that you don't need any mail enhancements thanks Naruto summoned a small group of clones go put some coffee on and start cooking he ordered the Clone before continuing to play around with the email account say do I have a bank account number why Smith and Chi-Chi looked at him confused because apparently there's a Nigerian prince who needs my help it sounds like he is in real trouble but I can help him out if I give him my bank account details and then he'll give me some money as a thank you later on stupid Chi-Chi Banning me from the computer Naruto sulked as he walked towards the dinner table where Smith Toff and Chi-Chi were sat waiting a excellent Smith smiled at him I always enjoy your cooking why it's nothing special it's free and edible Smith nodded plus you make a mean cup of coffee thanks I guess Naruto sat down as everyone started to eat their meals so Smith sipped her coffee where's kayia Chan I have a message for the two of you she's sleeping after a strange incident that took its toll on her Naruto coughed awkwardly you see Toof Chi-Chi started to explain is this going to make me fill in some paperwork Smith rubbed her forehead and took her glasses off a dark look in her eyes probably yes Chi-Chi nodded it would more than certainly result in tof's deportation she's making it sound worse than it was Toof protested did Naruto [ __ ] have any objections to Toof remaining here Smith asked well no but Chi-Chi started then that's good enough for me issue resolved her mood brightened instantly and she put the glasses back on another cup of coffee over here Naruto [ __ ] but issue resolved Smith repeated firmly well I guess you'll have to pass the message on to kayia Chan then all right narut chuckled so what is the big message well first things first Smith put her Cutlery down on a Clean Plate wait did you finish an entire steak dinner that quickly he glanced at Toff who was trying to rip her wellone steak apart with her teeth and hands and Chi-Chi who was calmly cutting her medium rare steak and trying her best not to reflexively scold Toof we've barely even started I'll answer when you bring those lovely little cakes out Smith smiled man you're something else lady Naruto chuckled as a clone brought in the cakes so quote right Smith picked up one of the small coffee cake and took a bite you should learn how to make your own cakes so I don't have to keep buying them for you to give to me I'm not your personal chef Naruto remarked dry I was supposed to sort this out when you first arrived Smith licked her fingers clean having already demolished the cake but I completely forgot T she playfully hit herself on the top of her head you and Kaya both need complete physicals why it is the policy for anyone partaking in the exchange program as it is still a new undertaking there's the possibility of diseases being transmitted unintentionally therefore it is imperative that a full physical carried out so that any potentially contagious diseases are caught so as to prevent transmission and mutation of the disease shii informed him what she said Smith nodded so I need you and Kaya to come back to my office tomorrow I'll send someone to pick you up and drive you back home after the tests are completed okay Naro Shrugged what about Toff and Chi-Chi Oh They'll have to stay here by themselves Naruto glanced at tof who was now trying to cut her St with her bachan and chii who was using a napkin to gently dab at the leftover juices from the steak on her face can't you get mon or someone in here to keep the peace can't you use your clones well I guess I could but if anything happens and they get destroyed I'll be too far away to do anything about it I promise you Handler her San I will not succumb to this delinquent insults as I watch over the house as the most senior exchange student in the house I of course will be in charge for the duration of your absence as per Article 1 E subsection 12 in the event of the Handler being unable to perform his duty of care either due to illness or other commitments they must assign a competent person to fulfill their duties and I think it is clear to all gathered that of the two of us I'm the only one competent enough to be given Authority well that law means another human has to be a temporary Handler Smith clarified besides if you're staying here it really doesn't matter who's in charge like hell I'm letting her be my boss tof protested through a mouth full of chewed steak I'm not going to sit back and let little Miss donut dunker boss me around I'll kick her ass if anyone should be the boss it's me I am not going to respond as being the more competent person I know that engaging you would only lead to increased aggression which is the last thing this situation calls for fight me Toof growled and you want me to leave these two alone Naro looked at M Smith he Smith laughed weakly well most of the Machinery used in your tests can't really be brought here so I'm sure they'll learn to get along seriously can't you just ask man to help me out they are an elite task force for fighting Lial criminals if they don't come here there could be a murder well the truth is remember when I visited here with Tio chan oh yeah I remember her hey he pulled a tranquilizer out of his leg don't even think about her I've told you she's a member of my team Smith holstered her tranquilizer gun anyway I kind of left a lot of paperwork for the other mon members and they kind of are holding it against me so they won't help you out here their Grudge is against you I might have possibly told them that you refused to let me go in order to try and seduce tiio so they blame you for Tio not getting back in time to help them why me well it was the only way to stop them from being angry at me Smith defended herself plus they kind of want to help with your medical so they might possibly be planning to get their Revenge then thanks for the cake by Smith left so fast Naruto could have sworn she left an after image great great great great great great great grandmother kurarama finally finished what's wrong with you I'm probably going to die tomorrow Naruto sighed only to be brought out of his musing when a Chew steak slapped across his face and he to see Toof diving over the table at Chi-Chi and even if I don't I probably won't have a house left to come back to I'm going to bed he wandered to the small area in the kitchen where he had been sleeping on an old sofa on that's right I actually have a room now might as well make the most of it before it gets destroyed he reached down for the sheet had been using to keep himself warm what the hell something wrong my blanket is missing and Naruto lifted his hand which had a strange sticky substance on it what the hell is this he wiped his hand on his jacket before staring out of the open window maybe some sort of strange Thief well if the memories of that certain talk with jiah are accurate I'd imagine you might have had an interesting dream and this is nothing to do with that narut stormed out of the room ignoring karama's booming laughter the kitchen was a lively Affair as the inhabitants prepared for the day ahead Nar was sitting at the table one arm over the back of his chair and a half-eaten piece of toast in his other hand as he watched his clones running around and preparing everyone else's meals as was the case yesterday Toff was struggling to stay awake while eating her breakfast at the seat across from Naruto her head was propped up on her elbows and there was barely a flicker of Science in her toadlike eyes she had been chewing on the same mouthful of cereal for the past 10 minutes and was showing no signs of swallowing her meal anytime soon Chi-Chi on the other hand was a hive of activity in the seat to Nudo was right she was constantly asking Naro what he wanted her to do in whatever potential scenarios she could think of writing down notes in the notepad that she carried in her utility belt and if the house should burn down Chi-Chi looked at narut not that I am expecting that to happen of course I trust your judgment Naruto tiredly repeated for what seemed like the hundredth time I don't see why you're so concerned you have your laws to serve as a guideline right so long as you and Toof are a and healthy when we get back that's all that matters this is my first real role of responsibility Chi-Chi nodded as the senior exchange student it is my duty to uphold the laws and morals of this household in your absence as stated in article listen Naruto rubbed his temples I think you and Toof are going to get along a lot better if you just chill out a little sure laws are important but knowing when to use discretion is also vital discretion Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes are you telling me I should break the law no of course not Naruto sighed I'm just asking you to use your common sense all right of course you'll have no issues from me Chi-Chi nodded as a future police cadet I will behave in a manner that is both courteous and above reproach ER sure Naruto yawned as Kaya entered the room looking worse for wear morning Kaya Chan that's Kaya Sama to you Kaya grumbled as she sat down at the head of the table this chair being small enough compared to the one in the dining room for her to be able to seat herself without Naruto's help I apologize for my late Awakening late Toff grumbled it's like halfast 6 or something feeling better today Naruto asked ignoring tof's Outburst he then proceeded to offer Kaya a small glass of carrot juice which she accepted why Kaya narrowed her eyes distrustfully don't you remember what happened last night Chi-Chi asked when this delinquent poisoned you poisoned Kaya glared at the half asleep bullywug she tried to kill me not kill no Naruto assured her as she sat down it was just a harmless prank that we'll leave in the past okay if I was poisoned then it was clearly your fault my incompetent servant Kaya frowned testing all of my food and drink as a servant's duty I was busy on the farm Naruto protested you know doing the job you asked me to do oh if only you could create some clones or something Kaya replied sarcastically as she rubbed her forehead tesy she had had a slight headache since she had woken up likely a side effect from whatever this poison the vulgar spider mentioned was well I'm not sure the poison would affect my clones or me for that matter thanks to my ER tenant Naro laughed weakly I guess that would make me a crappy food tester huh at last something we agree on Kaya has the smallest of smiles hey is that a smile Naro said giving an exaggerated shock idiotic servant her usual scowl returned and she sipped her drink what did you mean by tenant Chi-Chi asked curiously oh well narut laughed weakly how do I explain you simple tell her that you have the greatest be you in existence inside your head and that I Grace you with amazing abilities just because I'm nice like that so tell her I hear voices that give me powers Naruto chuckled well when you put it like that kurarama chuckled as he settled down back where I'm from a ritual was performed on me as a child he replied evasively it makes me pretty resilient to poisons and diseases at least when a certain Fox can be bothered to heal me that is if it isn't fatal and you deserved it then you can deal with it yourself Kurama remarked you won't learn anything if I'm constantly baby you ignoring the giant fox in his head Nar returned his attention to Kaya as Chi-Chi tried to digest this fact since you were asleep yesterday I guess you missed the delivery Naruto jerked his head at some of the new furniture in the kitchen area delivery Kaya paused in her drinking I had noticed that the house appears to be fully furnished now admittedly not to my high standards but at least we are finally starting to get somewhere yeah this guy called Ken minoru came in a large vehicle like the one that hit me when we first arrived Naro explained as he finished off his toast one does not need to know the name of a courier they are a servant and should be addressed as such Kaya replied simply as with you my talkative servant they are merely people performing a duty although one would imagine this Courier performs his duties more admirably than you for all your talk of being a good Noble you sure don't seem to treat the lower classes very well Chi-Chi pointed out on the contrary if I were to address them familiarly they would begin to think that there was a chance for a relationship between us greater than that of Master and servant Kaya calmly responded is that not the cruelest punishment to fill a servant's head with dreams of a paradise that would be forever denied to them this way they don't grow too attached to me and everyone knows where they stand did did you just try to justify not knowing my Name Naruto blinked I know your name I just never used it in order to maintain the correct social distance between us Kaya explained then what is it Naruto challenged quote dot dot dot assur is inheritor try again quote dot dot dot Handler San nope it's Naruto narutu say it with me Naro prompted it would be improper of me to fill your head with delusions of grandeur Kay patted him patronizingly on the arm servant is The Only Name you need to hear me say whatever you say Kaya Chan narut shook his head with a Ry smile that's Kaya cut herself off I suppose I shouldn't waste my breath well then was there anything else of significance that I missed oh right Naruto nodded we have to go and visit a doctor we Kaya frowned I am the very Pinnacle of perfect health she paused as she regarded her missing arm well the parts of me that I still have anyway it's just a checkup check up well they do all sorts of checks on you to make sure you're healthy I know I am healthy Kaya replied somewhat sullenly I don't see why I must go because apparently we need to Naruto was somewhat confused by Kay's attitude I mean I used to have checkups all the time he smirked I always had a clean bill of health except the time you nearly destroyed every nerve in your arm thanks to the renten and the time you had a hole in your chest from a Chidori in the time I got better didn't I thanks to my other half yes I I just don't see the need Kia fidgeted with her kimono no doubt they will try and prescribe some fake medicine consisting of of n eyes and tales of rats and sounds like you've had a bad experience with a witch doctor Chi-Chi remarked modern medicine is far more advanced it's also a requirement of the exchange program to ensure that no diseases that could mutate and harm aimal are present in a host or student body as per article Chi-Chi paused article what kay asked oh I I'm so used to people cutting me off Chi-Chi looked embarrassed well it's said an article who cares Toof exclaimed as she threw her hands up in the air I'm sure it won't be that bad I mean they only stab you with like a hundred needles 100 needles Kay appaled slightly sounds like Haku all over again Naruto muttered as he shivered slightly at the memory well you need to get all your vaccinations in order Chi-Chi admitted but 100 needles is a bit of an exaggeration there's also the blood tests vaccinations Kaya frowned what are they oh it's where they basically inject a disease into you to make your body better able to fight it Naruto oversimplified they they will infect me Kaya suddenly stood up and set her hand on her hip with a defiant look on her face I fuse it's a very weak strain of the disease so the chances of you getting sick are slim to none Chi-Chi tried to reassure Kaya but the former goddess was having none of it besides if you want to stay here you need to keep your medical records updated Smith added as she walked into the kitchen sunglasses Kaya jumped at the sudden arrival of the coordinator how long have you been here Naruto blinked Smith smiled as she waved an empty coffee cup which Naruto begrudgingly filled only a few minutes I figured that since I was in the neighborhood I would come and pick you up personally in the neighborhood Naruto dead pant we live in the middle of nowhere details details Smith happily sipped her coffee a that's the stuff so are you all ready for a day in the city I am not going Kaya declared I am perfectly healthy and there is no way you can force me to visit some charlan who will claim he can cure all my ills okay smth Shrugged as she leaned back in her chair wait seriously Naruto blinked I can't force her to go to her medical there was an evil glint in her eyes as she lowered her glasses to stare at Kaya but if she doesn't follow the rules of the program then I guess I'll have to deport her home good luck with that Kaya remarked smugly of course if that isn't possible she'll have to spend her time in a prison cell until we can Smith continued in the same tone of voice a dark damp that's probably full of rats there'll be no special treatment and no servant [ __ ] to help you out I I guess I have no choice I shall go to this check up Kia looked away frustrated at being outmaneuvered so easily but I protest strongly about this protest noted Smith returned to her usual demeanor her glasses back in place so everyone ready to go as ready as I'll ever be Nar glanced at Chi-Chi are you sure you don't want me to leave some clones behind I'm perfectly capable of running this household Chi-Chi nodded her head I promise you everything will be fine and you Toof quote dot dot dot can I go back to bed she grumbled I guess sweet Toof slowly trudged towards her room well if that's that Miss Smith finished off the last of the toast and drained her coffee before standing up let's go then the sooner we get your Medicals finished the sooner we can be back here here I'm hoping that we'll be back for lunchtime she turned to Chi-Chi so be sure to have the oven all warmed up Naruto shook his head as he followed Smith out of the house Kaya sullenly trailing behind them with her Army of bunnies looking just a reluctant as her narut had to admit it was kind of funny although he figured laughing would only make Kaya's mood worse so bit his tongue there was a limousine waiting for them outside the farm and Kaya and Smith climbed into the car while Kaya's bunny started to jump at the open door but were unable to get inside they all paused to look at Naro as a group W what Naruto fidgeted under their intense gaze fine here he kneeled down and held out a hand the bunnies using it as a platform to LEAP into the car ER Smith fidgeted awkwardly as the small army of bunnies started to fill the car what are you doing the bunnies follow Kaya everywhere Nar pointed out you can't take them to the city I can't leave them behind Kaya looked shocked haven't you heard that bunnies die from loneliness Naruto shook his head at Smith Wait how am I the bad guy here Smith side fine you can bring one rabbit one Kaya frowned how about the servant follows us on foot and I take them all I can't ask Naruto to run the entire way Smith rubbed her forehead besides who's going to look after them while you're having your medical you can't let wild animals into a clean working environment who knows what diseases they might be carrying how dare you Kaya scow these rabbits are as clean and pure as my Noble self even so Smith sighed I'll look after only one and no more very well Kaya glanced at the rabbits who looked at each other before the majority leapt out of the car leaving a solitary rabbit that sat on her lap like a guard dog with the princess idly rubbing its head with her lone hand you may join us in this Carriage servant gee thanks narut grumbled as he sat next to Kaya feeling the burning stare of the former goddess in her minion what now how highly you must think of yourself to seat yourself next to my Noble being do you think yourself my consort to sit so close to me quote dot dot dot fine Naro sighed and moved to a seat opposite Kaya and next to Smith is the vehicle pulled away from the farm so he glanced at Smith who was sipping her new cup of coffee that she had gotten from somewhere do you personally oversee all of your charges of course not there are far too many Smith waved a hand dismissively you're a special case though servant [ __ ] he is my servant not yours Kaya remarked dryly as incompetent as he is he does have some redeeming characteristics oh getting worried that I might steal him Smith chuckled hardly Kia smirked after all there is no way that he would abandon his duties to me I am his Noble Master after all without me his life would have little to no meaning I really want to say something here Naruto bit his lip didn't you say you were going to try and get along with her since this was mostly your fault I really hate my inability to go back on my promises sometimes Naro sighed I'm pleasantly surprised to hear you have some honor to your word Kaya nodded at him keeping to your word is a noble habit and it is good to see that there is a flick of respectability in your soul maybe there is some truth to your claims of noble blood even if it is a far less noble bloodline than my own watered down severely one might say you know sometimes I can't tell if you're trying to compliment me or insult me Naruto chuckled so I'm choosing to take that as a compliment it was a compliment although the very fact you needed that clarifying makes me think that your intelligence is even more lacking than I first suspected she paused that was not a compliment I figured narut sighed heavily as he looked out of the window at the passing scenery I wonder if Chi-Chi and Toth have burnt the house down yet back at the farm Chi-Chi finished washing the dishes with an irritated sigh she liked to think she was being fair when she divided up the chores that Naruto had left for them she had evenly split the workload between the two of them but Toof had headed straight back to her room after Naro had left and Chi-Chi hadn't heard a peep from her since I don't want to cause conflict as a police officer I should be all about conflict resolution Chi-Chi mumbled as she cleaned up the last of the plates but at the same time I can't just sit here and let her get away with not doing her share of the work Handler San left me in charge nodding to herself she scuttled towards tof's room I'll just remind her of her chores in a reasonable and calm manner that should prevent any possible aggression from her clearing her throat she knocked several times on toofs door piss off copper a muffled groan sounded from the room I'm just reminding you about your tasks for the day Chi-Chi crossed her arms and took a deep breath to calm herself something about the toad type bullywug just got under her skin you still have your share of the work to do bite me quote dot dot dot Handler San left me in charge and I think he would want you to finish those tasks Chi-Chi continued y got to be kidding me Toof snorted with laughter he left you in charge y'all must be mistaken clearly I'm the boss round these parts she opened her door to smirk at Chi-Chi she was wearing her chest bindings in her pants Chi-Chi could see her jacket and had tossed on one of the many piles of miscellaneous clothing that dotted her room I have seniority Chi-Chi calmly responded what y saying that cuz you're an old hag I should listen to YW hauh why don't y sit your fat ass down and get off my case you're not the boss of me I was left in charge Chi-Chi repeated slowly getting angry and your chores are quite simple tasks if you just put some effort in for an hour then they would be done and I wouldn't have to be here interrupting your sluming she pulled a face at the state of tof's room good Gods how do you live in that squalor more to the point how did you even get that room that messy I know impressive ain't it Toof smirked I wouldn't be proud of such a mess if I were you Chi-Chi gestured to the piles of clothing tossed around the room it's a miracle you don't have rats in that all that N I tried but I could only get narf to live in here tof sounded somewhat disappointed narf y not seen him yet yo narf tof yelled into her room and one of the piles suddenly moved as a rat wearing a small red collar crawled out of it wrinkling its nose as Chi-Chi who stared in mute [ __ ] this is narf say hi narf the rat wrinkled its nose at Chi-Chi before returning to the pile of clothes that were its home you you have to tidy this room immediately that rat is a health and safety violation it could be carrying all sorts of diseases nar's cool tof defended her new friend you're not going to take him away from me y here wait until Handler San hears about this Chi-Chi glared at Toof with all six Angry Eyes I was trying to be nice and get along but it is clear you only Respect power very well then you have 1 hour to complete your tasks and if you haven't I will make you do them get stuffed you Tyrannosaur Pig do you mean tyrannical fight me Toof reached for her bachan 1 hour Chi-Chi repeated before leaving the room yeah y better run Toof yelled after her before slamming the door and returning to her bed damn who does that think she is thinks she's my boss or something huh that's a laugh ain't it narf she glanced at the rat who clambered onto her bed and sat next to her that's it I'm fed up of this there's got to be something fun around these parts let's blow this joint she threw her coat over her shoulders tapping on her pocket to which narf obediently clambered into and opened the window in her room smell y'all later Toof flipped the bird in the general direction of where she assumed Chi-Chi would be before leaping out of the window and straight into a net what the hell how predictable Chi-Chi remarked from her spot on top of the roof y Toof squirmed in The netting let me go it is against the laws of the program for you to leave your assigned residence without your Handler Chi-Chi paused I would quote the article number but I've no doubt you don't care I'd have thought y'all would be happy to see The Last of Me you you fetishist copper fascist Chi-Chi corrected with a slight blush fetishist means something completely different while I personally don't care very much for you you are Handler s's responsibility if you were to escape then it would look bad on him he's assisting me with my dream so the least I can do is assist him with his work fight me Toof tried to kick her way out of the net as Chi-Chi sat watching her when did y set this thing up anyway I have a great deal of experience with hunting and the first rule of hunting is to think like your prey I knew you would either try and attack me to try and prove your superiority or simply try and Escape your responsibilities like the delinquent you are GCA y think you're all that don't yah tof gave up struggling let me go then no Chi-Chi frowned consider this your punishment for not doing your chores I'll let you down in half an hour in the meantime I want you to think about why you're stuck in that net cuz you're a fat ass spider pig Toof yelled we don't have to be against each other Chi-Chi sigh I have no desire to fight with you but we have to meet each other halfway I ain't making any sort of deal with your kind Toof growled that's a shame Chi-Chi sighed and tried to recall some of the instructions from her situation diffusal books step one make it clear to the individual that you share some similarities this is vital for forming a bond of trust I understand that being far away from home can be stressful and I feel we would both benefit if we put our aggression to one side and what y'all want to kiss and be all buddy buddy or something tof snorted I don't need no friends I'm perfectly fine without y sticking your nose into my business I never needed nobody yah here I give up Chi-Chi threw her hands into the air and left I'll leave you to your thoughts then I don't need nobody Toff angrily muttered I got myself and that's all I need she waited until Chi-Chi had left before nudging her pocket but you're cool narf you're my minion yah here the rat poked its head from her jacket and started to nibble on the ropes holding her in the air yeah you're pretty cool Toof smirked back with Naruto and Kaya and we are here Smith sighed happily as the limousine pulled up to her office and not a moment too soon she chuckled as she indicated to her empty cup of coffee this is the building where you took us after we first arrived here Naruto's eyes lit up with recognition as he clambered out of the car indeed this is where I spend most of my days undervalued and underpaid she sighed still can't spend too much time complaining in since it won't achieve anything and this job is too demanding for me to waste my time on it servant an angry kayia called from the vehicle aren't you forgetting something oh right Naro opened the door and helped her out it appears you have much to learn before you are truly a competent servant Kaya remarked her rabbit perched on her shoulder and somehow managed to affect the same look of disapproval if only usagi was humanoid I would not have to suffer such incompetence us AGI usagi Kaya gestured to the rabbit on her shoulder you named it no the rabbits name themselves and have told me their names Kaya remarked as she walked into the building leaving a confused Naruto and Smith so she can talked to the rabbits Miss Smith glanced at Naruto who Shrugged before following Kaya I guess Naro opened the door for Kaya I mean she seems to spend plenty of time talking to them so it was a joke k guy aside it appears I expected too much of your mental capabilities once again I must apologize I forget that inside that large head is a small brain due to the sheer thickness of your skull I know that one was an insult Naro chuckled somewhat used to it by now ah he learns Kaya remarked with a dry smile ah she did it again Naruto chuckled you do have an expression other than annoyance maybe if you could do your duties I wouldn't be annoyed all all the time and actually have the opportunity show an emotion other than annoyance Kaya frowned again although there was no actual anger in her eyes I walked right into that one didn't I Naruto shook his head as Miss Smith lead them into the main entrance there was a large reception area with several balconies from higher floors allowing a view of a large statue in the plaza across the street depicting what looked like a human shaking hands with a Catgirl two years ago the Lial representatives in our government signed the first laws that would become the basis for the exchange program Miss Smith noticed Naruto looking at the statue that statue was built to commemorate the signing before then governments had tried to keep the existence of lials from the public now everything is out in the open but the problem is stories about lials have existed for so long that they're ingrained into the public mind even if they were just viewed as fairy tales before the exchange program is supposed to help disprove all these commonly held belief Bel and show humans that lials are people too hopefully one day the program won't be needed and humanity and lials can live together in peace yeah narut nodded by understanding each we can truly achieve peace the day that happens is the day I will willingly UI Kaya scoffed mankind cannot achieve peace it is against their inherent nature wow someone has a low opinion of humanity Miss Smith chuckled not that I can blame you the things of seen in this job still I want to believe that it's possible if not in my lifetime then maybe in the not so distant future a jaded idealist Kaya smiled faintly in about a thousand years or so maybe you would understand my view a thousand years Miss Smith joked I'd like to think I'd be in my next life at least by then although knowing my luck I would get my brain put in a robot or something and have to work for even less money than I am now this time without breaks she sigh getting back on track let's get you to your Medicals before you have me converting to nihilism eh Naruto and Kaya shared a confused expression basically a belief that life is a dark Bleak and pointless this nihilism cult sounds like they get it Kaya nodded no life is full of awesome things Naruto protested like Ramen and precious people love and happiness and stuff like that love and happiness Kaya shook her head with a wistful smile sometimes I envy you really it must be so pleasant to be unburdened by intelligence that was definitely an insult Naruto paused and looked over his shoulder is something wrong Smith paused in filling out some forms a I just felt like someone was watching me Naruto laughed before returning his attention to Smith on the balcony he nearly saw me mono gasped as she leapt back from the balcony bumping into her zombie teammate as she retreated from his sight a sorry she bowed as she turned to face zombina Doppel was sitting on her hair at a table next to them so he's here then zombina grinned Darkly the bastard who made it so we had to do all that damned paperwork without any help he doesn't seem like a bad person maybe we should just ask him and he'll apologize mono started no he must be punished do you know I missed the slasher Marathon last night and I forgot to record it so that's an opportunity lost forever zombina clenched her fist angrily don't you have all those films on Blu-ray anyway Doppel inquired oh yeah zombina grinned collector's addition and everything but that's not the point he must be punished funny you should mention that Doppel got out of her seat because I have a plan oh zombina grinned listen up here's what we'll do I'll take the form of the doctor assigned to perform this Uzumaki sans's tests and you'll be my nurse we get to decide what tests he goes through and we'll make them less than Pleasant Doppel smirked Oho I like the sound of this but what about the real Doctor that's where I need you mono Chan Doppel smiled eh me mono fidgeted I don't know I mean I don't think that Uzumaki San is a bad person and I don't think don't worry Doppel reassured the monoi all you have to do is stall the doctor long enough for me and zombina to punish this guy I'm not asking you to do anything wrong I don't know Mano bit her lip I mean I'm just asking you as a friend so if you don't want to I understand Doppel side I'll admit I'm a little disappointed I thought you'd be willing to help out your friends in their time of need but I guess we weren't as close as I thought it's not that I don't think we're close it's just mono started excellent then you know what to do Doppel interrupted patting mono on the back come zombina we need to go get ready but but monako weekly protested as Zina and Doppel left a they've gone I'm sorry Uzumaki s she sighed sadly as she peered over the balcony again watching Kaya hand a rabbit over to Miss Smith before Kaya started following one of the many assistants towards one room while Naruto was lead in another Direction I can't let do Chan down back at the farm Chi-Chi was laying in a hammock specially installed in the main living room to allow her to watch TV and relax thinking about her actions earlier she was thinking about her confrontation with Toof still angry at her for being so stubborn I mean is it really too much to ask her to cooperate with me she frowned as she watched the crime drama she was watching come to an end she tended to find the end of the cases to be exciting although she suspected it maybe her hunting instincts coming into play that feeling when everything clicked and you knew you had your prey right where you wanted them there were few feelings that could match it whether it be catching your own prey to eat or collecting all the evidence and watching a criminal go to jail there was something about seeing your hard work payoff that appealed to Chi-Chi sighing in frustration she turned the TV off and decided to check on Toof hopefully by now she's learned her lesson and is willing to be rational Fat Chance Chi-Chi shook her head freezing as she came to where the net was hanging damn it the net was quite clearly empty and closer investigation revealed a small section of netting missing where the ropes had appeared to be chewed through clearly Toof had managed to escape from the trap possibly by having her pet Vermin chew away out of the net for her I don't know whether I should be impressed or annoyed at her refusal to give up Chi-Chi sighed as she looked under the net for signs of a trail lowering her upper body to the ground and gently brushing her hand against the floor H she hasn't been gone long she said before quickly following the trampled grass that lead to the forest on the outskirts of the farm noting every snapped branch and small area of disturbed Earth where the toad type had used her powerful legs to hurl herself Forward credit where it's due she can certainly move Chi-Chi smiled to herself as she quickly scurred through the forest noting with some interest the intricacies of tof's Trail it was clear to the Arachne that Toof was used to being chased as her Trail was deliberately designed to be difficult to follow and only her experience as a Tracker allowed her to follow little things such as tough doubling back and occasionally running across the ground then running back up in the trees gave so many false trails that Chi-Chi had to admit she was concerned as to why Toof was so good at avoiding Pursuits it didn't help that there appeared to be something else in the forests a large Predator if Chi-Chi had to guess still where the large creatures Trail met TOS it quickly diverged as as if the creature was deliberately trying to avoid Toof probably her smell Chi-Chi thought aloud I wonder if she's even bathed since she moved in still as good as Toff was hunting was in Chi-Chi's jeans and eventually the trail started to become more obvious a sign of toofs fatigue or overconfidence either way the long-legged Arachne couldn't help but Smile victoriously as she came across a disheveled looking Toof sitting on a Fallen Tree talking to her rat who was perched in her outstretched hand her other hand held her bachan which she was resting on her jacket Chi-Chi decided to wait behind the foliage to observe until she found the right moment to strike hey Toff wiped her forehead you know I actually thought this would have been harder I guess the damn fat ass was too busy stuffing her face to chase after me I'll bet an ass like that must make hell of a lot of noise crashing through this place Chi-Chi twitched at the reference to her abdomen but continued waiting for the right moment to capture the oblivious toad type still got to give her credit Toof mumbled setting up that net and figuring out what I would have done she's probably going to make a good copper which means she is going to be a giant pain in my ass Toff stood up and stretched out not noticing Chi-Chi slowly make her way out from the tree line towards her back maybe I'll hang around out here until the boss man comes back and he'll be all you had one job and you failed and she'll be all oh no I was wrong T Sama is clearly more suited to be in charge then I'll be like Yak called and she'll be all oh to Sama I was wrong to ever believe myself better than you when I am clearly a lesser species and a lesser person it'll be sweet right Toof stood up and was about to step forward but before she realized what was happening Chi-Chi had snuck up and grabbed her by the ankles quickly clambering to the top of a tree and holding her Airborne it all happened so fast that Toff had dropped her ban out of surprise H hey tof tried to struggle out of Chi-Chi's grip but without her ban and her legs the most powerful parts of her body held firm in Chi-Chi's hands there was little she could do you're violating the terms of your stay Chi-Chi remarked as she peered down at the Furious toad girl what the hell how' y'all find me hunting is in my blood Chi-Chi remarked calmly chch Toof ceased her flailing so y caught me copper y going to drag me back back to the farm and force me to Do Your Dirty Work chores are not Dirty Work Chi-Chi frowned whatever Toof spat at the ground below why did you leave the farm because you're a pain in my ass you're just riding my back constantly with your little laws and crap I hate being told what to do do you think I enjoy lecturing you this is for your own good huh not the first time I heard that Toof smirked but I got to say ya made a rookie mistake y wannabe pardon Chi-Chi frowned yah didn't check your prisoner for weapons Toof smirked as narf ran out of her pants leg and bit Chi-Chi's hand causing the Arachne to let go of one of tof's legs this was enough for the toad type to kick out at the tree and yank her other ankle out of Chi-Chi's grasp landing at the base of the tree kick her bachan into the air and snatching it with a smug grin better luck next time her she laughed as she set off leaping away from chii and deeper into the forest that delinquent Chi-Chi bit her lip as she checked her finger fortunately the rat hadn't broken the surface of the kiden more pinching her than biting her still it had hurt in more than the physical pain there was the blow to Chi-Chi's Pride she narrowed her eyes and quickly resumed her Pursuit her sole Focus right now was capturing Toff and returning her home she would be sure to fully list the laws she had violated and present them to Naruto maybe then Handler s will do something about about her you never going to catch am tof's victorious cry was cut off when the Arachne intercepted her out of the air what stop struggling Chi-Chi ordered as the two grappled as they soared through the air without anything to kick against toofs impressive leg strength was next to useless and chii was able to twist her torso in case she tried to use her body as springboard Chi-Chi had also studied enough police holds to be able to pin to's arms in such a way that she couldn't wield her bacan look out for the tree y crazy copper what Chi-Chi's eyes widened oh no not again again wait what are you AR Toof started to say before wrapped her body around toofs and the two of them crashed into a tree and bounced towards the ground skitting towards the forest's edge I keep forgetting about the landing Chi-Chi groan rubbing her head in secondary abdomen as she struggled to stand back up I did the same thing in my test against Handler S I get so focused on my goal I tend to forget about the little details she rubbed her arms are you okay Toof I'm fine Toof sced at the Arachne as she stood up and dusted herself off why' yah do that try and capture you Chi-Chi responded finally having write it herself no not that yah protected me from the impact you were in my custody Chi-Chi Shrugged hey Toof chuckled yah crazy y know still I'll admit that was pretty badass I mean not by my standards but for a lowly copper not bad thanks Chi-Chi brushed herself off where are we she looked around seeing a familiar looking Barn just past the edge of the trees are we back at the base Toff snorted wow that was real round trip tell yah what y'all won this round I'll do my chores excellent Chi-Chi nodded as the two of them made their way out of the forest side by side there are several rooms rooms that need vacuuming you need to clean your room and there's also the windows on the first floor that still need to be cleaned in ER how about I focus on my room and you worry about the rest of that crap quote dot dot dot deal Chi-Chi nodded not wanting to potentially start another argument after all that had just happened a third voice interrupted the two lials huh Toff and Chi-Chi turned to face in the direction of the voice and paused stood before them was a blue skinned giant humanoid standing at what appeared to be about 7 ft tall his slightly open mouth revealed Fang teeth with his slight underbite having two of his fangs extending out and over his top lip adding to his besal appearance were two small horns protruding from his forehead which was crowned with short navy blue hair maybe about an inch or two in length his body was covered in large muscles as if he liked to work out or spent a lot of time lifting heavy objects this strange linal was dressed in dark green overalls and tan work boots but what had Toff and Chi-Chi's full attention was the massive side that the figure was holding in its gloved hands there was an uneasy moment as the three lials started at each other uncertainly is he a criminal trying to break into the house chii narrowed her eyes what the hell does this guy think he can take me on he must have heard of the great Toof sama's new gang and thought he could beat me and claim my power for his own Toff pointed her bachan at the giant who seemed to shy away a startled expression appearing on his face I don't know who you are but know this I'm the almighty to Sama and you're going to get a good beating y bastard please don't hurt me quote dot dot dot eh Chi-Chi and Toof blinked as the figure dropped his side and bowed his head to them back with narut the waiting rooms of the Lial human relations department were much like every other waiting room in existence full of uncomfortable chairs and old magazines all of which Naro had now read as he waited for a doctor to call him in for his tests Smith had warned him that it could take a while to get seen but he hadn't quite expected it to take this long he glared angrily at the door to the doctor's office he had been staring at the door in hopes that maybe he could somehow will the doctor to come out already okay now this is just sad you've only been here 30 minutes it's been 2 hours since we left the farm that's more than enough time for tof and Chi-Chi to have destroyed it while fighting well why didn't you leave any clones I I want to be able to trust them single quote dot dot dot then why are you so worried besides at least you don't have to put up with Kaya imagine how bad she'll be if she's waiting in similar conditions you're right when am I not Uzumaki s the door opened and a nurse stepped out it was zombina though Naruto didn't know this and she was wearing a pink nurse's uniform that went to her mid thigh and had a short slit on one side the top half of the dress seemed a bit tight on her as it was visibly straining against her bust she also had a pink nurse's cap with a red cross on it white flats and a stethoscope around her neck ER Naruto stood up trying not to look at the nurse's legs kurarama is it me or is that skirt really short maybe that's normal for this place ah good point narut nodded and all the stitches she's a nurse that means she's like that Kabuto fellow maybe self-experimentation is just something these medical types love to do bachan never did anything like that maybe her precise chakra control is the result of an experiment she performed plus she has that weird regenerative ability that's true I guess Naruto conceded as he was led into the doctor's office by zombina inside an elderly man stood waiting he had a full beard that merged with his full white hair and had a kind kind L looked to his face as he peered at Naruto gesturing to a seat the doctor put his hands in his lab coat and waited for Naro to sit down so he's fallen for my disguise zombie a thought as Naruto sat down in the chair still I wish that doel Chan had found a proper nurse's uniform for me rather than this sexy dress up version she tugged at the bottom of the dress and glared at Doppel who was disguised as the doctor a hello Uzumaki Kum Doppel spoke in a reassuring tone her voice changed to a deeper kindly one to match her altered form my name is Dr rido it's a pleasure to meet you sorry for the wait but all we have to is run a few tests which shouldn't take too long let's get this over with then narut nodded that's the spirit Doppel nodded to zombina who proceeded to leave the room now the first test is for your stamina we'll get you to run on a treadmill as fast as you can for as long as possible and record the readings of your vital once we've finished that test we'll move on to the next ones a thank you Nurse Doppel nodded as zom a wield in a treadmill with a toothy grin so all I have to do is run on it Naruto asked as he stepped onto it that's right zombina smirked but this is no ordinary treadmill this one can go so fast that you'll end up falling over and over again like an idiot whenever you're ready Uzumaki Kon Doppel smiled as she took a seat and made a show of glancing at her clipboard and writing things down on it although closer inspection would reveal that she was just doodling pictures sure Naruto pressed a button on the control panel on the side of the treadmill indicated by zombina and started jogging at a steady Pace as zombina started to Place several suction pads on his chest in an attempt to be a more convincing nurse admittedly this pads weren't plugged into any instruments but fortunately for zombina narut didn't think to question it okay Uzumaki [ __ ] you seem to be fine at this speed so we'll start ramping it up all right Doppel nodded to zombina who pressed several buttons on the machine causing Naruto to increase his Pace slightly but still showing next to no signs of exertion I wish the academy tests were this easy he thought to himself as he happily maintained his Pace heck I think the starting obstacle course for the Academy was harder than this this is just a health checkup and since I doubt they have many Ninja going through these doors I would be surprised if if there were any tests here that actually challenge you well beside intellectually anyway hardy har har you seem to be coping quite well Doppel shot zombina a look hinting that she should start to ramp the speed up to unreasonable levels it's all at 60% and he isn't even panting zombina frowned an Olympic Athlete couldn't keep this up much longer what's this guy made of she glared at the oblivious Naruto still there's another 40% to go she hit the max button and resisted the urge to laugh maniacally as the treadmill started to speed up the inner workings groaning as the belt became a blur of movement yet all Naruto did was fall into the standard ninja running stance W what zombina glanced at Doppel who Shrugged how's he doing this he must be focusing all of his efforts into maintaining his speed say Kurama what is it what should I make for dinner I'm in the mood for roast rabbit I'm pretty sure Kaya would kill me if I made that zombina glanced at Doppel who was making faster motions at her it can't go any faster unless she frowned as she looked at a bright red button marked Turbo with a little warning label beneath saying only for short-term use do not use for more than 2 minutes how much longer do I have to keep this up for Naro asked he just two more minutes zombina pressed the button watching impatiently as the machine screamed under the stress of the speed boost as it approached 2 minutes the machine started vibrating madly the metal gears glowing red hot and the device struggled to maintain its new speed but while the machine was looking worse for wear Naruto was only just starting to look slightly drained come on zombina hit the turbo button again the plan isn't working she thought as she hammered the button again until there was a soft click and a sudden bang the custom treadmill gave a defiant Roar before its gears started to spin UNC controllably and pin wheel out of the machine leaving deep scars in the walls while Doppel was able to take cover behind the doctor's desk and Naruto was able to LEAP away from the doomed device zombina found herself with a gear stuck in her stomach R are you all right Naruto gestured to the red hot gear stuck in the nurse's skin damn it I'll bet I'm going to have to pay for this uniform now zombina wailed a what a pain I think you have more to worry about than the uniform Naruto blinked the gear is impaling your stomach oh this zombina pulled it out of herself and tossed it to on side I'll just Stitch it up a bit myself and it'll be fine until I can get someone to look at it you do that nurse Doppel rubbed her forehead so it looks like the treadmill prank didn't work never mind that though we have more tests up our sleeves did did I do something wrong Naro asked oh no not at all Doppel placed a hand on his shoulder it appears this machine was just faulty don't mind it we can do this test again later is your nurse going to be all right Naro looked at the door zombina had left via noting the considerable pool of blood she left behind although her blood had a strange smell to it that Naruto's sensitive nose picked up but he couldn't really identify oh she will be fine Doppel chuckled now next we have a basic eye test she pointed to a screen on one of the far walls before pointing to a spot about 2 m in front of it I want you to stand here and I'll get the test ready okay Naruto Shrugged as he moved to the spot Doppel had pointed to Doppel then turned the light off before moving over to the projector controls and said now then you can start reading the screen suddenly lit up with a series of letters and numbers which gradually got smaller until they bottom row were barely bigger than a size 10 font despite this Naruto read them all perfectly excellent Doppel nodded as a freshly stitched zombina returned and switched the image to one of what appeared to be a book page in the form of a series of lines of text that gradually decreased in size now I need you to read this next passage are you sure Nar raised an eyebrow read as much as you can Doppel smiled well okay then Nar cleared his throat Leon panted as Samuel unbuttoned his shirt lust for the younger man clouding his mind all thoughts of his wife and his family were wiped Away by the presence of this muscular Adonis I can't believe it Doppel froze as Naruto calmly read out one of zombie yowi light novels there wasn't even a hint of embarrassment in his voice even as the novel got more and more erotic he seemed completely unaffected which was more than could be said for Doppel and her nurse she could feel her cheeks starting to burn from the intensity of her blush and zomb seemed to be struggling to hold off a nose bleed and as he felt Sam within him he gave a groan as his seed of Desire spilt forth in garig zombina cried out as her fake blood poured from her nose no no more I can't I can't take anymore that that is enough Doppel turned the lights back on and hid her blush wow that brings back old memories it was just like proofreading one of Aeros senan's old books except his were a lot more graphic and had women in them Naruto chuckled as Zina and Doppel tried to calm themselves just one moment Doppel excused herself and grabbed zina's arm before pulling her into the other room what do we do Doppel asked nothing we've done seems to be working I have my pride as a prankster on the line here I have one last test idea but I warn you it might be a bit over the top will it put him in his place for flirting with Tio and keeping her and Smith from helping us with all that paperwork yeah zombina picked up a briefcase and opened it revealing her favorite twin SMGs there's no way he'll get out of this one unscathed then let's do it Doppel nodded and led zombina back into the room it's time for your final test Uzumaki Kon great Naruto stretched what do you want me to do it's just a reflex test no big deal zombina put the briefcase on a desk and pulled the two guns out I want you to dodge all these shots okay don't worry they're harmless rubber bullets they won't kill you but they might sting a little okay Naruto Shrugged do you want me to hold back or show me your full potential zombina declared you may be fast but there's no way you're fast enough to dodge automatic fire As You Wish narut said as he felt his golden cloak surround him Dodge this zombina cackled maniacally as she pulled the triggers and started spraying the room with rubber bullets while zombina was in fact a crackshot she much preferred the spray and prey approach to range combat not that a more accurate firing stance would have improved her success by much this is pretty intense for a test Naruto scalled as the area he had been stood half a second earlier was filled by rubber bullets that preceded to shred one of the plants in the corner of the office as he moved zomie attracted his movements although always the barest fraction of a second too slow when the gunfire finally died down the room was littered with shredded plant matter and smashed glass in no way zombina allowed the empty Clips to fall from her guns and hit the floor Landing amongst the empty casings that littered the floor around her not a single hit well that happened Doppel poked her head from Over the Top of the counter she had been using as cover as Smith 100% sure this guy is human as that everything narut tilted his head ah yes zombina stared in disbelief at the completely untouched Naruto in fact the only sign of that he had been shot at besides the devastation in the room was a slightly pinking of nut's face and a very slight sheen of sweat on his brow well that's a relief Naruto dropped his cloak and turned to talk to Doppel I've never seen weapons like that before are they common you've never seen a gun before Doppel said still disguised as Dr rido wait I just had a Genus idea zombina grinned as she unbuttoned the top two buttons of her dress and reached into her cleavage well then I guess it's time for your reward our reward narut stammered as he started to blush here you go she said as she pulled a flashbang grenade out and placed it in his hand with the pin already pulled what did you Doppel curiously peered over Naruto's shoulder and regretted the decision almost instantly as the grenade went off blinding Naruto and Doppel who staggered blind and deaf by the attack ha haa psyche zombina reached under her dress and removed a magazine she kept on a gter and slammed it into one of her guns pointing it at the helpless Naruto with a shark-like smile eat lead well rubber but still she pulled the trigger Naruto I'm sensing the intent to attack coming from the nurse I think she's going to try something else crap aware of the danger yet completely blinded and deafened by Zombie's grenade Naruto tried defensively rolling behind the counters that he remembered the doctor hiding behind unfortunately he crashed into something and in his Panic grabbed the offending article to Shield himself with as his eyesight and hearing slowly returned he found himself holding a naked girl she had dark skin with white hair that traveled along most of her body and was curiously shielding her more private areas sorry he apologized to the girl before realizing she was Dazed her eyes unfocused as she mumbled incoherently oops a sheepish zombina laughed weakly sorry about that Doppel Chan Doppel Nar glanced at the naked dark- skinned girl in his hands what happened to the doctor who's she and what the hell is going on here he turned to the nurse who laughed uneasily well zombina smiled her shark-like teeth on display I guess that means you pass she placed her guns on the table next to the briefcase and idly kicked some of the empty casings away guess I kind of made a mess here huh and I still failed to hit you her voice dropped to a disappointed mutter is she going to be all right Naruto lifted the dazed Shape Shifter onto a desk carefully maybe she will maybe she won't I'll let you know after I've looked her over from the doorway came a voice that until recently had been coming from the disguised Doppel as the real Dr rido entered the room Drive Ryo narut glanced at the new arrival he he he he Zina laughed weakly so I can explain everything I'm so sorry mono peered around his shoulder I tried to stall him for as long as possible stall him narut looked between the new arrivals when he looked at the monoi she Shi away from his curious stare isn't that the girl I saw on top of that building when we first got here I I'm sorry Mano bowed I hope I haven't inconvenienced you at all Uzumaki San ER it's okay narut rubbed the back of his head confused still not entirely sure what was going on well it looks like I missed quite the drama Dr rido lifted up a picture that had been knocked over brushing the shattered glass from the frame with a small hanky he took from his pocket before putting it back oh well nothing a bit of elbow grease can't resolve he walked over to the desk where Doppel was still laid mumbling something about Rubber and fire covered blonds you see Doppel Chan is a shape shifter and I'm afraid you've been the victim of one of her usual pranks he chuckled as he glanced at the dazed mon member although it appears that she was the one who ended up falling victim to at this time he Shone a light into her eyes and checked her injuries with a bit of rest she'll be fine though that's a relief Naruto glanced at the dazed Doppel before taking off his jacket to lay over her what happened to her clothes she's able to mimic other people including their clothes zombina explained as she took the unconscious Shape Shifter from the table so no hard feelings right hey a mesh shirt and a pretty impressive figure not enough to explain how I couldn't hit him with fully automatic gunfire but still I wouldn't mind seeing someone with that sort of figure in my books he he he she laughed Darkly why' you try and crank Me Anyway narut said while inching away slightly Feeling unnerved by the strange look in zina's eyes oh just a little friendly payback for saddling us with all the paperwork while you and Tio made googly eyes at each other she snorted with disgust googly what Naruto blinked you know flirting and all that crap zombina waved her arm dismissively saying you wanted her to live with you and all that stuff flirting I wasn't flirting with anybody Nar protested I was just being polite oh zombie's face lit up so it looks like Smith played us both for fools her lack of anger suggested this wasn't the first time nor would it be the last time that Smith got one over her still it was kind of nice to meet you I'd heard stuff from the others but to meet you in person was an experience she reached out to shake nut's hand only causing her bust to strain against the tight outfit even more glancing down she said I'll be glad to be out of this thing soon come on Monaco let's get out of here all right mono helped her carry the dazed Doppel from the room pausing only to repeatedly apologize to Naruto those girls Dr rido chuckled it looks like they made a real mess of my office h huh oh well no harm done they're good people even if they can cause a problem every once in a while now then he checked his clipboard letun get your tests over with shall we but I did all the tests Naruto groaned I'm sorry to say you haven't even started them Dr rido smiled warmly but don't worry most of the tests are quick and easy now let get started I wonder if Kaya is having a better time than me Naruto s as he sat down nervously watching as Dr rido pulled an empty syringe from a drawer and advanced on him with an unnervingly gentle smile with Kaya Kaya fidgeted awkwardly in the room she had been escorted to while the large chair she was in was comfortable she couldn't help but feel some fear at the strange implements that were on the desk of the doctor she was sent to see there were a series of blank forms on the desk and Kaya tried to decipher them only to find there were strange words and terms that she couldn't understand sorry I'm late a female doctor walked into the room with a half full cup of tea she had long black hair that fell down towards her waist that was tied into a single ponytail at her shoulders the telltale signs of age were present on her face and in the slight graying of her hair near her temples she carried herself proudly although not to the same degree as Kaya herself this was clearly a woman confident in her own abilities she sat in the chair at the opposite side of the desk to Kaya and opened up her laptop typing her password quickly and turned to Kaya with a gentle smile and half lited eyes it appears the system is running slowly again oh well my name is chiu minoru but you can just call me chiu Sensei minoru Kaya frowned that name sounds familiar maybe you heard my name previously chiu smiled as she pulled a notepad from her lab coat I'm this Department's head doctor for dealing with lials such as yourself I doubt you have ever seen anything like me before Kaya remarked indeed your initial DNA tests were quite unusual Shu chuckled do you know that we weren't able to find a match in our database of Lial DNA you are a completely new species does your species happen to have a name DNA Kia frown it is basically like a genetic identification a unique biological code inside your body chiu explained with it you can prove the Parenthood of a person as well as if they are apparent to someone else think of it as a sort of natural barcode barcode Kaya frowned oh my Shu frown I guess you could say it's Unique to you but shares similarities with anyone who is related to you the stronger the relation the more in common you would have this ID is basically in your very blood I see Kaya frowned so about your species shiu prompted must I answer Kaya frowned my servant in formed me this was a health checkup although I assure you my health is unquestionably perfect your servant that it be your Handler Uzumaki San I assume that sounds familiar so that's likely it his name is rather stupid and I haven't bothered to memorize it Kaya nodded Shu decided to take that as a yes and decided to continue well back to your question you don't have to answer anything but it would help things go a lot quicker if you were Cooperative very well then it is my duty as a noble to Enlighten the uncultured masses I suppose my species Kaya frowned softly my people never really had a name for what we were if I had to give a name I suppose oitsuki would be appropriate the locals used to refer to me as a goddess if that helps not really sheu scribbled something illegible in her notepad are there many oat atsuki there used to be a few although I didn't really get along with them k rug I see shiu paused and how did that make you feel quote dot dot dot these don't sound like health questions kgaa frowned sorry I also do psychological profiling to check that a candidate is healthy in mind and body Miss Smith has signed you off on the mental assessment but old habits die hard she chuckled ah the laptop is finally working laptop K guy appeared at the aforementioned device curiously a this is a small computer Shu tilted her head don't you have computers where you came from I I do not recall seeing one Kaya admitted maybe my servant would know better I believe there was a computer installed in my residence recently but that is the limit of my understanding on them well basically this allows me to save any notes that I might need for later and keeps them organized to help me be able to identify any issues with your health quickly I assure you such a measure is not required I have never been ill a day in my life a blessing from my Noble bloodline no doubt even so it never hurts to be prepared Shu opened a draw and pulled out a small flashlight now I'm going to shine this into your eyes tell me if you experience any pain or dizziness Kaya satad disinterestedly as chiu walked over to her and began shining a light into her eyes it is mildly uncomfortable Kaya remarked I would appreciate it if you ceased sorry Shu stepped back it was a little hard to make out because of how close their color is to your iris but your pupil dilation appears to be fine your eyes appear to be functioning just fine the two that I can see out of anyway Kaya remarked I'm sorry Kaya reached up to the center of her forehead and forced the lids concealing her third eye open oh my chiu smiled well that's something what strange coloring do all of your species have this third eye not to my knowledge I acquired it sometime after I last saw one of my own Kaya fidgeted as chiu returned to her desk and started typing notes I see Chu returned to Kay's side shining the flashlight into the third eye there's no response can you see out of this eye not since I had a disagreement with my servant Kaya responded evasively disagreement my servant and I Kaya frowned I have no desire to speak of it sorry I didn't mean to pry the doctor was a little suspicious but she didn't know Kaya well enough to try and press the issue she instead returned her attention to the eye I can't see any damage yet the eye doesn't respond to external stimuli it could be related to shock I'll make a note to have a specialist look at your eye at a future date now if you could just take off your kimono we can continue I most certainly will not Kaya frowned a noble does not disrobe on command I can't do a full physical check and you don't let me see your body shiu explained patiently if it makes it any easier I can leave the room while you get undressed I I fail to see why I must suffer this degradation I am perfectly healthy well you blind in one eye Shu pointed out I was aware of that Kaya replied defensively and I know why that has happened so it does not concern me the only ones who should gaze upon my Divine flesh are those who are serving me and maybe a companion of sorts she finished with a faint dusting of a blush on her cheeks okay the doctor chuckled well just consider me a servant doctors are servants to their patients in a way I suppose that that does sound plausible Kaya nodded I did once have an alchemist who was under my employ very well Kaya stood up from her chair I I may require some assistance she admitted as she started to remove her kimono with her one hand of course shiu smiled as she helped the former goddess disrobe your skin is quite beautiful no damage at all as is expected of one of noble birth Kaya remarked with a hint of Pride let me see she looked at the smooth shoulder where left Kay's arm should have been even here there's no sign of damage if you don't mind asking were you born with one arm there's no sign of damage in the shoulder looks like there was never any arm at all in fact the only reason I assumed there had been an arm here was the fact your kimono has two sleeves I was indeed born with two arms Kay testly replied as I mentioned I was the Paragon of perfect health from my birth how did you lose your arm if you don't mind me asking I do not wish to go into it it was take by force if you must know Kaya looked at the space where her limb should have been with sadness its loss is a constant reminder of my failure and an ever present weakness I am helpless as a babe with Only the Good Will of my servant to protect me and I hate it with every fiber of my being I see chiu conducted the rest of the examination in silence as she checked Kaya not exactly sure how to respond to that and becoming more suspicious about the relationship between Kaya and her Handler the former goddess's mood was cold as she reflected on her weakness part of her was disgusted at her own weakness it was her duty to appear in control so her servants felt a yet here she was sulking like a little child there were worse Fates oh she knew that when a princess of an opposing force was captured they were seldom treated as kindly as she was though in her darker moments she might think it she knew she was no prisoner if she wanted to she could leave and her servant would probably let her as much as she loathed to admit it he was a good person even if his understanding of human nature was a bit warped while Kaya mulled her thoughts over Shu concluded her observations with a sigh before pulling her stethoscope from around her neck and using it on Kaya placing the cold metal over her that is cold Kaya stepped back what is that strange device my apologies Shu warmed it in her hands this is a stethoscope it allows me to hear your heartbeat oh Kaya frowned then continue servant if it so pleases you thank you chiu placed the stethoscope on kayas who fidgeted with discomfort but said no no more interesting your heartbeat seems stable she removed the stethoscope and wandered over to her laptop typing up a few notes Kaya scowled as she covered herself as best she could with her one arm I trust you are satisfied you're in great condition physically shiu smiled I will just need a blood sample to test for possible diseases but as far as I can tell you're in good health as I told you Kaya remarked this entire trip was a waste of my precious time well it has to be done for you to be in the exchange program Chu pulled a small needle out of a sterilized bag and tightened a tourniquet around Kaya's lone arm now this might be a little uncomfortable Chu smiled as she took the blood sample Kaya making a hmph sound in discomfort there we go she smiled and placed the syringe in a sealed container before dabbing Kay's arm lightly with a small piece of cotton wool am I done now Kay asked almost the female doctor chuckled as she helped Kaya get dressed again you remind me a little of my daughter she hates doctor's appointments as well she's so full of energy that one doesn't want to sit still for a moment how old is she kagaya asked more out of politeness than curiosity as a noble she had to show some interest in her servants lives five and she's a real bundle of energy shiu sighed happily as she picked up a picture frame from her desk and showed it to kagaya there was a beaming young girl and a baby held in her arms with a grumpy expression a boy if the blue blanket was any indication that's San and her little brother sonaro they my pride and joy I know that feeling Kaya smiled softly oh you have children shiu blinked I would never have guessed you have no stretch marks or any other signs of childbirth on your body had Kaya's tone went sad I'm so sorry Chu frowned I didn't mean to bring up sad memories it is okay Kaya shook her head you were not to know they lived long lives long lives you mean they were adults when you lost them shiu blinked I'm sorry you don't have to answer that you just look so young I was surprised to hear you say that they had long reached adulthood when they passed away they even had children of their own as well kayia smiled sadly wait a second you're a grandmother she 's half- lited eyes open fully for a brief moment before she chuckled and her appearance returned to normal if I look half as good as you do when I'm a grandmother I'll consider myself blessed is your species particularly long lived by human standards certainly as I mentioned previously I was viewed as a goddess it is highly probable that I am much more than a grandmother I have been away from my family for a great period of time to live so long must be pretty interesting the doctor smiled softly perhaps but you leave a lot of people behind Kaya frowned sadly oh of course I was being insensitive Shu bowed her head in an apology was was the father of your children human father Kaya frowned I that is to say that is none of your business she looked away a mixture of anger and embarrassment on her face I see sheu smiled softly well I can safely say you're in perfect health she handed a card to Kaya with your name and number on if you need anything don't hesitate to call that number will take you straight to my personal phone rather than the Lial helpline that others have access to it sounds like you could do with someone to unload your stress onto and well like I said I have some training in healing psychological wounds if anything happens let me know I won't pretend to understand what you are going through but I can assure you I will try to help you shiu then continued internally and maybe I can find out more about this Uzumaki San and what kind disagreement could lead to a person going blind in one eye as a medical professional and an employee of the exchange program I can't just leave that be maybe I'll ask kenkon to investigate a little if he ever has to deliver there again thank you Kaya took the card not quite understanding how it worked but too proud to say anything shiu minoru Lial specialist Medical Services she read aloud it goes against my upbringing to memorize the names of my staff but I shall make a special exception in this case unlike the delivery man my servant mentioned this morning there was a brief moment as the gears turned in Kay's head oh that's why your name sounded familiar my servant mentioned that the delivery man from yesterday was called minoru oh that it be kenkun my husband chiu laughed what a small world we live in indeed Kaya smiled Riley so I can leave now or do you want me to have another DNA test you're fine although I'm glad you mentioned the DNA test there was one hit when we searched for a match to your DNA I thought you said there wasn't any there wasn't in the Lial databases it was in the human database a human Kaya looked horrified a mere human sharing my Divine Heritage this must be some mistake are you sure the test was run several times with the same result who is this human Kay asked you know him Chu said with a gentle expression it's Uzumaki sane dot dot dot quote Kayan quote dot dot dot that that can't be true he can't I mean I know he has Asher's chakra but no I refus to accept it you said that my DNA would say whether or not I am related to someone correct that's true yes Chu nodded so you are saying I am related to that that uncult Ed servant of mine very very very distantly it would seem at least you share a small fraction of the same DNA that doesn't match anything we've ever seen before Uzumaki San's DNA is slightly different from the average human DNA but not to a concerning degree I think Miss Smith believes that DNA similarity is what gives Uzumaki San his abilities of course Kaya narrowed her eyes that makes some sense but I don't want to believe it she bit her lip to acknowledge him as a descendant of mine where did my bloodline go wrong was there some severe inbreeding somewhere or possible some interspecies horor that lead to such a twisted Branch from my pure tree Shu chuckled slightly at the faces Kaya was making as she tried to come to terms with the Revelation that the one she had frequently mocked for his common birth was technically her descendant worse than that he was her only descendant in this world if they should never get home her entire bloodline would only be kept Alive by that blonde buffoon and herself of course but after what had happened with her first set of children she was in no hurry to repeat the process I what do I do Kaya frowned I mean as my servant I could Overlook his many failings but as a carrier of my Noble bloodline as I said the relation is so distant it is barely noticeable Shu tried to cheer up the stunned Kaya heck there would have to be an impossibly large age difference between you for him to be a direct descendant of yours quote dot dot dot around 3,000 years kaya mumbled that had probably do it shiu nodded H hey are you all right she cried out as kayia headbutted the desk nothing will ever be right again Kaya mumbled into the desk sadly back with Chi-Chi and Toff hey Toof smirked as she stared down the cowering blue Lial that's right clearly y know who I am I don't want to fight you the blue Lial held up his hands in surrender as he spoke his voice was deep yet surprisingly soft for one of his build please we a peaceful farm and mean no harm to anyone peaceful Farm Chi-Chi took in her surroundings this Farm is wellmaintained and appears to be running this isn't our farm we're trespassing here and to make matters worse I don't have my Handler this is going to be a permanent black mark on my record they'll never let me join the police her shoulders slumped and it is all the damn toad delinquent fault hey Toof looked around this ain't my farm Handler or Sand's Farm Chi-Chi corrected still Toof smirked if I take over this Farm then no one will doubt me you're lucky y'all caught me on a good day just hand over your keys and I'll let y'all live K keys I don't have any no excuses Toof declared as she pointed the bachan at the kneeling mail leave Fremont alone y damn varmints an angry female voice cried out and Toof suddenly found herself with a sickle pressed against her throat now listen here ywai toling this here is my farm and you've got till the count of five to give me a good reason not to call the police and have y'all deported back to wherever the heck y came from the new arrival threatened in her thick country accent she was a young only about 5ft tall but gave the impression that her lack of height was more than made up for By Her fighting Spirit under under any other circumstance Toff would have probably liked this new arrival the girl had shoulder length brown hair tied in a short high ponytail and was wearing a similar outfit to the blue Lial although she was wearing a dirty white shirt underneath her skin was covered in patches of dirt and there was a thin Sheen of sweat on her brow her arms showed she was no stranger to hard work with subtle but noticeable muscular definition I hate to butt in but harming a representative is in violation of principal law five Chi-Chi stepped forward her hands held up in an appeasing manner we don't mean to cause any harm we just got lost speak for yourself Toof narrowed her eyes as she looked at the human girl stood before them pay no attention to Toof here Chi-Chi bowed her head slightly my name is Chi-Chi and it is a pleasure to meet you oh you're just lost are y Jackie laughed as she lowered the sickle from tof's throat and set it against her shoulder well why didn't y just say so so names Jackie shukaku and old big blue here is Fremont we don't get many visitors around these parts do we Fremont a no Jackie Fremont picked up his side and tried to hide behind the much smaller girl with limited success I guess I can understand you're being a little frightened seeing big old Fremont here pretty big guy ain't he strong too but he's as soft as a pile of damp manure she affectionately punched him on the arm apparently oblivious to the a large Lial soft blush so where y from I don't reckon I've seen any people like you around here I'm guessing you'd be one of those Arachne types she glanced at Chi-Chi that's correct Chi-Chi smiled I'm a longleg type I can't say I've ever set Eyes On One like you before though Jackie looked at Toof curiously some sort of toad girl or something or something what's the big guy Toof cracked her Knuckles and tried to intimidate Fremont until Chi-Chi draged her away oh Fremont here's a troll you never seen one before Jackie laughed I can't speak for all of them but the big lump here's got a heart of gold pleased to meet you I hope I didn't scare you too much Fremont smiled softly Fay Toof snorted you think I'm scared of a big Heap like you you're just a bigger Target to hit anyway Chi-Chi shoted off a warning glare we should be making our way back home I can't apologize enough for this one's Behavior fight me Toof yelled so where y from Jackie chuckled as far as I can recall there ain't no places nearby that y could be from I Reckoning Y Must from the big city right actually we from a nearby Farm Chi-Chi explained yeah it's my farm Toof pointed at herself smugly and it would kick your crappy Farm's ass now that there sounds like a challenge Jackie raised an eyebrow and grinned our farm hasn't even started up yet Chi-Chi sigh still Toof crossed her arms it'll be better I can guarantee it a new Farm strange I didn't hear anything on the grape vine Jackie rubbed her chin further smearing a dirty mark on her face the only other Farm round these parts is the old Renu Farm it's about a 40-minute walk through the forest or a 20-minute drive along the dirt road that's the place Chi-Chi nodded although given our speed I guess it took tough and myself far less time to cross the forest for real you City Slickers must be plenty Brave to be staying in that place Jackie whistled ER why Chi-Chi said as she and Toof shared a confused look what y'all ain't been told the history of the place Jackie chuckled no real surprise there beta they wouldn't have been able to convince y'all to stay there otherwise I did find it odd when I was looking around Chi-Chi nodded there were a few things there that made me think think that the place had been abandoned for n on 30 years Oh you mean the sword sheaths tof pulled out the box of condoms from her pocket having not gotten rid of them yet resulting in a blush on Chi-Chi and Fremont's face and a loud body laugh from Jackie that's one name for them Jackie snorted much to tof's confusion anyway where was I oh yes it was about 30 years back that it happened my paw was the one who told me the tale when I was a young y see there was this guy by the name of twer renju an eccentric sort of guy he was my paw had a few talks with him said he was nice enough but a bit too determined y know like if he wanted something he would go all out to get it this case what he wanted was a farm must have saved up for quite a while as well the land ain't cheap and add to that the cost of all the buildings and materials required farming ain't the cheapest way to live especially if yall go big but it's rewarding and satisfying y here poor guy blew his load on constructing the buildings and couldn't afford the labor still this was his dream so he said about running the farm best he could occasionally my paw would lend him a hand all neighborly like and tell that faithful day what happened chii's inner detective senses were buzzing was it a murder well no one rightly knows Jackie Shrugged it was a full moon sort of like the one we're expecting tonight it said that there was a strange horrifying scream like some sort of demon had descended on the farm or something and the next day the man had vanished without a trace my paw said that when he checked the place the next morning all he could see were some strange reddish liquid staining the forge area looked like a lot of spilled wine so he just assumed the guy had been drinking again but the guy never showed up and that strange reddish liquid was gone by the time the police were called to investigate they searched a bunch but never found hide nor hair of the guy typical coppers one of them probably thought it was jelly glazing and ate it then tried to cover it up y just can't trust him tof snorted so he completely disappeared Chi-Chi frowned yeah but that ain't the weirdest part the thing is every so often on a full moon y can still hear the loud Cry of the demon they also say a few years after the guy went missing there was nearly a year when the CES stopped for some reason they started up again shortly after that although less frequently than before but the really freaky thing is this Jackie paused dramatically everyone who's ever lived in The Farmhouse after that weird guy has always get run off by the next full moon they complained of ghostly figures chasing them out and a strange o seeping through the cracks in the floorboards and trying to suffocate them about 15 years ago they sold the land to the government who they tried to bulldoze it but all the vehicles would mysteriously fall apart and and people were getting so jumpy that they just abandoned the project and left it to rot shame really it's some really nice land the most recent case was a few months back some Drifters settled there but they left in an awful hurry I reckon they saw something that spook them like the rest so you're trying to tell me that the farm is haunted Hof snorted ha y' must be joking we haven't noticed anything odd Chi-Chi frowned well that's the story Jackie Shrugged even if ain't true I'm not sure I'd want to take the risk not even with the big guy on my side she patted Fremont on his arm I wouldn't let anything harm you the blue troll declared oh isn't he sweet he's like my best friend and bodyguard all in one ah yes Fremont slumped over your best friend of course he kicked at the dirt sadly but don't let them Tales of horror scare y'all Jackie laughed I don't know how many of those stories are true and how many are just Superstition oh of course Chi-Chi nodded I am sure there's a perfectly rational explanation for the disappearances and the ghosts I'd like to see some ghosts try and scare me off Toof puffed out her chest I'll give them a real pounding she rested her bachon on her shoulder and how exactly are y' planning to fight a ghost Jackie asked far as I know they ain't solid you need special tools to fight them that's a point tough's eyes widen they are encourageable I can't just punch them incorporeal Chi-Chi corrected and ghosts don't exist yeah I'm sure everything will be fine I reckon the old guy just got another dream and went off and chased it abandoning the farm from what my paw said that's the kind of guy that he was as for the rest the Mind plays funny tricks on yaah Jackie looked up at the sky still I reckon you might want to be getting back home soon the sun is on its way down the end now we will see you in the next video