Friends - Grammar - Second Conditional, part 1 ('omnipotent' scene)

oh that's good Phi okay okay if I were omnipotent for a day I would want um world peace no more hunger good things for the rainforest and bigger boobs well see you took mine Chandler what about you uh if I were omnip in for a day I'd make myself omnipotent forever see there's always one guy v a wish i' wish for three more wishes Jo Joey hey buddy hey Joey what would you do if you were omnident probably kill myself excuse me hey if Little Joey's dead then I got no reason Joey uh I'm omnipotent you are I had no idea I thought it was like a theoretical question