Directions (Short Comedy Sketch)

(phone ringing) - Yello? - I just got off the train. - Hello? Who's there? - It's me. I'm at the station. - Cool. - Where are you? - Home. You? - We agreed to meet at the station. - Something came up. - I was gonna pick up the suit then catch the 12:40 train back to London Waterloo East. - Don't worry. You'll still make it. Just come to my place. - Fine. - So, where is it? - Walk down the main road for a bit, then up that street that goes to the left-ish, it's where the buses always go. Turn at the roundabout. And you'll soon be at my place. - Which one is the main road? I'm on the corner of Brickley Street and Leahurst Road. The Southwest corner. - Yeah, down the main road. It's the one with the kebab shops on it. - Okay, down Brickley Street. Which direction? - Away from the station. - So I come out of the station, through the main exit, and one of the ticket offices, so I come onto the main road. Do I turn left or right? - Let me think. - Do I turn towards the kebab center or the city grill? - Yes, the one with the red sign. So walk for about five minutes, turn left-ish at the new house they built last year, the one with the big round thingies on it. - What? - And call me once you're past the roundabout. - Hello? (phone ringing) - Yello? - Just tell me the post code. I already missed the 12:40 train. - It's SE6 7PP. - Thanks. I'll see you in...eight minutes. - (automated voice) Please walk to the Southwest corner of Brickley Street and Leahurst Road. Now walk down the main road for a bit then up that street that goes kind of left-ish. It's where the buses always go. Take a turn at the roundabout, and you'll soon be at your destination.