WHAT IF NARUTO TSUNADE HAD HAREM IN HOKAGE OFFICE?

hey family welcome back to my video today we will see what if Naro taken tuna day in office as Hoka gay Sakura bashing before we start I would like to extend my sincere thanks to the original author of this story your generosity is greatly appreciated now enjoy the video the new Hoka gay chance of a lifetime I lii freak two months after the legendary perverted s and jera supposedly died in Pain's hands The Village seems like it's back to normal again except that they were still struggling with the akitsuki organization then one night when soon a day the Hoka gay was overdosing on sake once again a dark figure crashed through her window Buell is there sunad de replied drunkenly the figure turned on the light nearby and looked very familiar it had one arm long spiky white hair two lines beneath its eyes and the eyes of the renan whose swirls looked much like an archery target and was Bloody Yellow g I thought you died soon a day said shocked I am not your filthy toad Miss I am none other than God I am pain the jerik figure shouted the HR jerik pain figure quickly took out auni ey and stabbed soon a day in all of her vital points at ease seeing as she was much too intoxicated with sake then he was about to easily land a fatal blow when soon a day blindly leaped forward and kicked Jura pain out of the window he crashed in from and she followed moving very uncoordinated Youk die for that pay exclaimed and charged for her charging a blue sphere of chakra none other than the renan in his right hand wait Gua pain stopped in his tracks just for that moment if this was just some worthless Small Talk he was going to drive his knife through her brains and the renan threw her heart in a bloodthirsty manner soon a day gathered up the last of her breath and said jera can you not see me the woman you've loved for more than 40 years the best of comrades fellow sannon how would you feel jera if you kill me now don't you want to kiss me aay I'm pain can you not see jera pay said in an awkward anike manner blushing a dark pain thought him sunad Day thought satisfied however I could fight better than this even if I was drunk only 5 years ago maybe I'm getting much too old for this damn job Dara pay continuously pondered what sunad day last said in his mind and looked like he was about to fight with himself then the infamous renan disappeared from jer's gaze and he was pain no longer then jera passed out from exhaustion and from embarrassment out of tsuna day's statement once again something that only Hinata would do I that's one pain down I'll take this Dove to the hospital and send all the leaf jonan and Naruto to my building tomorrow we have something important to discuss soon a day thought recovering from her alcoholic side effects ch1 the messed up meeting hey people please review this is my first fanic and I'm riding with a cast on my left arm so you might find some spelling errors P I need your feedback so that I know how I'm doing do disclaimer I wish I was Masashi Kishimoto chapter 1 the messed up meeting soon a was still mildly surprised that she both defeated a pain and a snon at the same time however six pains still exist and jé was being pushed by tuna day to her office Jer was just beginning to stir and wake up wow what the hell just happened why am I in a hospital bed why am I not dead from Pain and he stared up at the woman pushing his bed and saw too huge let's just say jera got his trademark pervy face going on once again holy crap that's you right soon a day no one else has a chest at smack Jura fainted again serves your right pervert I'll explain everything at the office sunad replied once the duo of sannon arrived to the hokagay office a few familiar faces were waiting each specifically called by tuna day Ada can't be iros sannon Naruto the blond-headed Ninja said in a great burst of joy and shock then jera finally woke up again hey kid haven't seen you in a while wait are those two dot don't make me knock you out again you Ed Baka sunad said bottling up her anger there were now a total of seven people in the room yamaki nuto Haruno Sakura jera Sun day had a Kakashi sigh and a random drunk hobo with a mustache wait what get out of here hobo dude this is a discreet Jon in meeting Sakura suddenly shouted yeah you probably have a tiny penis Sai said but you and your obsession of penises Naruto said in annoyance you don't like them do you Sai replied in cool confidence no I only like my penis considering it's probably 10 times larger and manlier than yours you can't be a man with a small penis arudo started oh yeah as a matter of fact mes and got cut off by a shrill scream shut the hell up and get back on topic soon a day yelled en rage yeah the whole you know what thing just sickens me ug jera said in disgust soon a day finally started the story all right you all know that around 2 months ago jera was tragically killed by pain correct only he wasn't killed he was harvested in a technique that would make him pain also and would also give him the renan the most powerful D Jutsu known to man this is said to be more powerful than the Sharingan and Byakugan combined however in research and with ur's last documentary he sent before dying I learned that a person who suffered the effect of being killed then becoming pain can be reversed how Naruto buted in just shut up and listen Sakura said soon a day continued well pay hazer at least claims to have joined with the gods and it's probably the evil ones judging by his evil nature the evil can be stopped in a few ways one of which is to get to the true person inside of the pain to feel very intense emotions especially the ones that make them happy another way is to find one of the holy weapons contained in some sort of legendary scroll but we don't have any the last way is a medicine I'm currently coming up with although it will take months and I don't seem like I can take on that responsibility and being Hoka gay at the same time that's why multiple shocked stares I quit now now a bunch of OMFG shocked stares soona day continued yet again that is why I have called you here jera you will be assisting me with my duties for the time being crap now I can't do my research jera responded research otherwise known as female anatomy and all that perverted stuff Naruto said as I was saying jeray will do that and the rest of you have been selected because you are all likely candidates as she saw Naruto beaming she said yes even you Naruto now all of you round up some more likely candidates for hok gay preferably Jonah move out yes Hoka gay Sama they all said dutifully and jumped out a not this how Troublesome jera now moped in a very shikar like manner hey jera I have a surprise for you I think you will complete your research if you get my driftsun day surprisingly said very flirtatiously GAA thought about the words for around 11 seconds did his trademark pervert blush except now it went a few red shades higher and said uh do you mean what I think you mean holy [ __ ] I've been waiting for this moment for 48 years lemons cover your eyes kids they burn chapter 2 the really long chapter with all the stats Bashi after mourning for 4 hours at ao's grave yet again sped to the Ninja Academy where guy normally trains to Kuran I's house and a few other places to round up felon in okay people normally I'd be 5 hours late but I got lost on the route of life for a shorter amount of time the real reason you are here is because you are all likely candidates for the title of Oka gay every Joan in there was then shocked Kakashi then told the whole story from the office and continued Mido guy yui kurai Marino iiki and yumino Ruka you will all report to the koha arena in one week understood yes Kakashi San was heard from the four jonan and they moved back to their respective places to prepare the same happened when narudo Sakura and Sai gathered people and in total 18 people were informed and registered for the hokagay competition Theo po speaking to the audience hey people even I can't believe it believe it dato sound so much better P I'm going to be Hoka gay wait first I should introduce you guys to all the competition so you all know whose asses I'll be kicking the competitors yamaki Naruto age 16 rank jennin lolz personality hyperactive goofball always seems to be happy special moves grenen wind Rass and shuriken shadow clone Jutsu Q or Le toad summon wow that's me the best ninja in the whole village believe it I'm pretty damn good in Ninjutsu and not too bad in t Jutsu either the thing is I can't do anything about jinjutsu to save my life but that won't stop me from being hok gay the moves I seem to use all the time are rengan and Shadow clones simply because they kickass believe it buruno Sakura AG 16 rank chunin personality somewhat confident short-tempered a bit of an inferiority complex and flirtatious around SAS even if he's not here yet special moves most be to air ranked healing Jutsu and superhuman strength it's sakuran she's so pretty it's not even funny I want to date her so badly oh you want to know about her skills right Sakura's strength lies in jinjutsu healing Jutsu and slow yet strong to Jutsu their Ninjutsu and stamina are only average so you might think that she won't last long in a battle but hell she proved me wrong after she kicks a sorry sorry ass oh and whatever you do don't get her mad unless you want to wake up tomorrow in a hospital bed that is I age 15 to 16 rank personality very little emotion quiet secluded not quite sincere in some cases special moves ink Clon be strong attack or whatever it's called P Bick I don't even want to get near this guy he has no emotions and can't get along with anyone he's almost as emo as SAS also all I hear whenever this guy does talk is penis penis penis like we're supposed to obsess about these things at this age and about his abilities his are as weird as his personality he's a great artist really and can manipulate drawings to make clones or to beat up enemies I'm just lucky he isn't obsessed about drawing pen eyes is yet sick believe it babam sheo age 16 rank chunin personality quiet mysterious intelligent takes good leadership when he needs to special moves insect manipulation attacks and chakra draining bug clone this guy he's pretty nice but all too quiet and weird I mean he lets all these bugs inside his body now how freaky is that the good thing is he can do all these cool attacks with his bugs and make clones out of them as well these things are so small that most enemies don't notice them entering their body and that's when they're screwed man I got to watch out for this guy inuka Kiba and aamu age 16 and um6 are around 42 and dog years rank tunin personality loud Brash yet caring confident cocky special moves Beast human clone fang over Fang spiral marking technique wool Fang this guy is still almost as loud as me gez I thought I was supposed to be the loud mud nutcase whatever this Duo can turn into two kibas basically both with animal qualities then they can spiral up into a drill to shred enemies into pieces or dig into walls pretty Kick-Ass move but nothing I can't beat how ever since I faced him in the tunin exams he's improved and come up with a killer version of his normal attack the wol Fang he's also made it twice as strong as two years ago so I got to watch out hayada age 15 or 16 maybe rank chunin personality quiet shy has an inferiority complex and a Severe obsession with Naruto special moves Byakugan gaken style protection of 64 Palms hacky Kon a trigrams 63 Palms has quite reached 64 yet and Ada where have I heard that name oh yeah now I remember she's the ays of the main branch of the hyugas and unlike most of them she's really nice but why does she always blush turn Scarlet or faint around me like she happens to have a fever whenever I'm around I mean does she like me nah can't be it no girls ever like me anyway they always go for the creepy emo pretty boys like s KO well when she fights she uses the gakin style and is quite adapted to Jutsu although in and Jen can still be worked on with the hyuga gakin style she can detect chakra points and recently she can stop chakra flow just like niiji could in our match basically she can kick serious butt except niji can still probably beat her haugan niiji age 16 or 17 rank jonan personality quiet yet somewhat arrogant former fatalist special moves Byakugan gaken style Yuber hacki Kon eight trigrs 96 Palms he used 128 only in the anim and I'm trying to make this Fair PE a trrs empty Palm nii used to be quite an arrogant son of a [ __ ] but we're on good terms nowadays at least he doesn't treat hanata like crap anymore just to mention this guy's a total genius I mean he's the only one of us koha 11an who made it to Jonah if anyone's going to wipe my ass in the competition it's either nii or any of the other jonan he like hanata also uses the gakin hyuga style and being from the side branch he had to learn all these complic ated moves such as Kon by himself he also extended the normal 64 Palms technique into 96 Palms what a genius I'll still beat him like I did in the tunin exams I hope Penton age 16 rank tunin personality normal and slightly feminist special moves 110 weapon accuracy that's right 110 weapon Scrolls Dragon scattering destruction basically a weapon reain Benton's madly in love with nii I know it believe it other than that I don't know much about her because she seems so normal yet she's so mysterious you know she doesn't even have a last name however if she was somehow a character from some manga of sorts I'd change her name to 2020 because that's how good her vision is she can now hit a round Target of 5 cm diameter that's 50 ft away not only that she can hit it with a kunai 10,000 out of 10,000 times if she had a gun shutters she'd be the new definition of gangster rocki age 16 rank chunin personality hardworking passionate honorable special moves Iron Fist to Jutsu Mastery koha typhoon seven out of eight Gates and the two lotuses but she brows he's a weird one he can go faster than sound and once you take his weights off he can go almost as fast as light Einstein's going to be wrong soon and when he is I'm going to paint a mustache on him Lee can do much without using n jinjutsu such as making an enemy Spin and crack their head on the ground Lotus or his new technique koha typhoon which is like an invisible Chuck Norris roundhouse kick if it hits you die if it misses the slashing wind sends your body flying and RI skin like one of tomari's moves I guess hard work really does pay off two things are for sure he's not beating me and he's not taking Sakura's love narish shikimo age 15 to 16 rank chunin personality laid-back lazy genius-like intelligence special moves Shadow possession Shadow strangle his brain and shadow puppet wow what a lazy ass he still hasn't got up from his bed and he's the only one left I have to tell about the Hoka gay competition Shikamaru can't be bothered to do anything unless he or his teammates really needed once he does though his plans succeed 99 of the time he can also trap opponents and make them mimic his movements also his new move shadow puppet makes a puppet out of a shadow and he has control of the shadow puppet with his fingers much like K kuro's specialty yanako age 15 to 16 rank tunin personality confident competitive anorexic XD special moves mind body switch Mind Body disturbance B A an medical Jutsu I think she's kind of a [ __ ] really I mean she's all right but yeah I can use four words to describe her flirt fan girl and freaking scary she's always on some kind of diet to get the hot guy before Sakura does and really I don't get this whole thing also her main move the Mind Body switch makes her take control over someone else's body and she can do almost anything with them scary I mean Sakura might be scary too but she's pretty and I won't have any regrets beating up Eno in the hulay competition he believe it that beo pl0x akamichi Choi age 15 to 16 rank chunin personality kind slightly unconfident hungry special moves partial expansion bullet tank porcupine Shield unlike know Choi is not even thinking about a diet he can Chomp down just about any food in his way he is the best friend of Shikara and they help out each other a bunch of times making even shikima less lazy choji can attack with great force expand his body parts and he can roll into a ball to crush opposition also now he made a new technique porcupine Shield which can protect against almost any attack like garisan Shield Pak Kakashi age 29 rank jonan personality mysterious calm relaxed with a hint of silliness once in a while special moves a lot Chidori Sharingan manio Sharingan the sengan dog summon the cashi is my Sensei and he's a bit strange he always seems to be late to everything for some weird reason and always gives us the most crappy excuses also he's the legendary copy ninja and can copy any technique due to his Sharingan in fact he has around 2,000 moves now the most effective being his shidori and his manio Sharingan Kakashi might be my Sensei and he might know every Jutsu in the book but I'll still beat him Li guy or might guy age 29 rank jonan personality passionate ecstatic hardworking special moves Iron Fist lotuses eight of eight Gates morning peacock koha Cyclone variant of koha typhoon hey this guy he's guy he's a guy and he's guy might guy or M guy and he's so weird well being Lee Sensei I wouldn't have expected anything more but this guy is pretty much the master of all to Jutsu and can bring most things down even without Ninjutsu he's insanely fast like Lee and has one more move to his Arsenal the morning peacock which hit so quickly that fire is produced I mean what the hell this guy is just so freaky II Kuran I age 30 rank jonan personality caring honest special moves Advanced jinjutsu demonic illusion treebine death illusion fourth dimension N I don't know much about her and she's The jinjutsu Specialist and jinjutsu is my one weakness damn well as long as I can get out of her new fourth dimension Jutsu I'm safe nobody knows what that does though but it's listed as an S rank a freaking S rank I'm guessing anyone screwed after that's used also she's currently in the hospital laboring so she can definitely fight in a week don't worry believe it warino biki age 30 rank special Jon in personality sadis IC thoughtful special moves s jinjutsu exam of death don't know much about him either but he was the guy who made the first test in the tuning exams it seemed like a toy but in the end it was just a big trick cheap I heard this guy a master of torture without even harming anyone physically impossible also his special jinjutsu move transports a person into an alternate Dimension where they must take the exam of death and if they pass they can come out but if they fail they get tortured with jinjutsu slowly and they start to die until being released doesn't sound like a weak tun in exam anymore be oruka age 25 rank juny personality strict caring special moves for trap seal Ry sangan aruk is the man he was my old strict teacher in the academy but he's a good guy hero is actually one of the first people to actually give a damn about me before that it was the third and some weird looking Indigo haired girl who I never got to see the face of kinda seems like hanada now that I think about it he just made a new technique which is a cross between the rengan and the Chidori he controls chakra to rotate around his palm but its element is lightning which is why it's called the renan I just hope I won't have to beat aruka up he's a good person and a good Sensei anamu age 12 rank jennin personality loud and hyperactive special moves variations of sexy and Haram jutus Shadow clones Kon fire bullets chapter 3 just two more days nuto was just flat out on the floor about to pass out damn it I'm out of chakra for the day and I still haven't found a way to use my Ras and shuriken without hurting myself this sucks he thought in the recesses of his mind as he slowly picked himself up then a black blur passed and it said penis LM guess it's I right Narito thought tiredly tired of sigh always yelling penis randomly and back here forehead [ __ ] yelled a blonde girl in a purple tank top no why youo Pig sigh my guy Sakura screamed back as the two kenoi trampled over nuto ride after he stood up we love penises too sigh they both said in an orchestrated chorus not noticing nuto who was flattened like a pancake ouch what the hell first the s k Obsession now this why W any girl Go near me no matter what I do what's missing godamn it looks skill the only guys that girl seem to like our gay emos who obsess about penises [ __ ] Naruto cursed loudly you Naruto k I like said a quiet yet familiar voice denada is that you what were you going to say that you like something LM guess first it's s k for you too then it's I right Naruto asked in a sarcastic tone and no not at all Naruto cun I am like Wu Hinata said until she was cut off by Naro yet again be like yau uranium Yugo which was a pretty dumb and I'm in my opinion anyway Naruto replied W what I'm T trying to say is that I love nuto cut her off again saying you love Kiba sheo shika I I can't take it anymore I see you later and Naruto C the Indigo haired girl said before running off to the hyuga mansion hiding her tears smooth very smooth indeed Mr James Bond Kiba mocked while taking a break and walking his dog akamaru what did I do now Naro said in surprise it's nothing nothing kba said before he too walked to his house to train more with aimu nuto was all alone he was still pondering on the last few statements and said something's not right I must deduce the situation logically I must hey it's aurus I love Raymond before running off to get his 21 bowls of Raymond around 4 hours later at nightfall everyone was wiped out eventually from training to be the next Hoka gay everyone except Shikamaru who was still watching reruns of South Park on his TV after finally getting up from Ed at 7:40 p.m. as night came the koha 11 began saying their goodbyes Lee and Guy cried in front of an impromptu sunset background as they were saying goodbye goodbye my youthful student guy said emotionally I don't want to leave you Sensei I want to train with you forever with the power of Youth Lee replied also in Emotion why they both cried streaming out tears man what screw balls Naruto thought after that Naruto saw tenton and nii hugging before saying goodbye toi was slapping shikamaru's back and bidding him farewell after he finally got out to train for 56 seconds piba and aimer were shaking sho's hand after their training and Sakura and Eno were yelling statements of forehead and Eno Pig before they too said bye little did nuto know someone was waiting behind a tree wanting to say goodbye too and wanting to give feelings of affection except she was too shy too Naruto was Desperately Seeking attention then he saw his childhood Crush Sakura slowly leaving her short pink hair slowly waving sakuran Sanara have a good nuto started before being up cut in the bottom of his jaw and sakuri yelled chuda Baka this left nuto on the ground feeling rejected and having hurt feelings both physically and emotionally the normally shy nice and reserved by akan user behind that tree mentioned earlier was thinking evil and sadistic thoughts such as how dare you do that to Naruto K Sakura you filthy [ __ ] or I wish the devil guts you Spears you then roasts you like you deserve you [ __ ] [ __ ] Sai then was riding his ink bicycle down the lane saying penis penis penis before riding right next to the tree the Bakugan user was and yelled hi hanada why are you in Naruto here looks like you're spying on him while she was desperately trying to cover sai's mouth [ __ ] she thought SI stop please both of them thought by now that nuto heard everything loud and clear however A bug flew out of his ear and he said gez that was gross wait I feel a presence Bata was pink in the face by now and said g Gan sigh later D don't tell nuto K about Tas please as she ran off even faster than even Lee does at full speed wait I just remembered tomorrow's the day they released the matchups for the tournament I'm so excited two more days until I'm finally Hoka gay believe it nuto suddenly said whatever just don't get your hopes up too high night Naruto penis Sai said as he walked off burito gave a glare and said jerk weird jerk chapter 4 Hinata not as innocent as u k matchups listed an indigo haired girl just woke up inside the fancy hyuga residence and picked up her trademark jacket before going outside and smelling the fresh air once she did she quickly said H hi nii naan and started to leave before nii said anadama aren't you forgetting something she replied W what is it anything important we must look at the tournament brackets to see who we are up against he replied H High she said as they both ran off to the Koh Arena to check who they were fighting tomorrow once they arrived a few other koha 11 such as choji Kiba and a very tired shikim were there Beyond how Troublesome Rockley on the first round the Pinnacle of hard work man I'm screwed no strategy will get me out of this I hate this tournament now stop whining it's not like my matchup was any better choji said pissed as he was against kurai in the first round at least none of us have Kakashi he'd kill us in 3 seconds shikim replied or maybe three millions of a second haven't you seen has shidori Kiba said I feel sorry for whoever gets pounded by the legendary copy ninja I'll feel so sorry that I might actually have to share my chips which I never do choji said it was then that hanad appeared really closely to the tournament brackets and she almost fainted however it wasn't because of Naruto andat Asama what is it nii said in slight concern announcement brackets for the official hook gay tournament only one day left the numbers before the Shinobi's name represents their seed number first grouping one Kakashi versus 18 Hinata winner of One Versus 18 fights winner of two versus 17 two Guy versus 17 Sakura three nii versus 16 kohu 15 nuto winner of 316 or 15 fights winner of four versus 14 four kurai versus 14 choji second grouping five iiki versus 13 kibet 10ai winner of 513 or 10 fights win of six versus 12 6 aruka versus 12 Eno 7 Rock Lee versus 11 Shikamaru winner of seven versus 11 fights winner of 8 versus 9 8 Sho versus n tenton note the winner of niiji versus koher will face Naruto in the next round then that person will go on to face the winner of kurai versus choji same goes for Sai he Kakashi Sensei I see can't I'll never beat him ever and and Naruto K will look at me as a weakling who doesn't deserve someone like him for forever be because I am Hinata said while holding back tears no you are wrong in two things first you can change your destiny no matter how much of a failure you are no matter how the odds are stacked against you Naruto himself taught me that Naruto use aaki second of all I know that nuto does not look down on anyone or think of them as a failure besides he may not show it too often but he thinks of you as a good friend nii said in a long reply W well maybe why you can say that considering you're a genius Naruto KS not a failure she said still holding back tears theama Naruto used to be even worse than you he's not a failure because he gave it his all like you did when you faced me remember I beat you down like you were nothing but you had the heart to keep going I know you can be Kakashi I believe in you so does Naruto just remember that nii said again and nii naan thank you I will do my best if you see an Naruto come tell him I said good luck she said as she walked away to spy on nuto like she did since she was only five L thump unfortunately for hanata she went off to the wrong place as Naruto popped in just as she left landing on his head after his surprise appearance from the air ah god that hurt what's up guys who am I up against Naruto said enthusiastically be lucky [ __ ] you get a buy for the first round because there were 18 competitors Shikamaru said what do you mean oh well as long as it's good to me it's okay believe it I mean that since the numbers are uneven you get to skip ahead around basically you win the first without even lifting a finger shikim replied lazily cool Naruto said in Delight don't get your hopes up too high though Kiba said God damn it that's the second time I heard that in the last 10 hours will people stop underestimating me I will become Hoka gay believe it Naruto said slightly angered no it's just that you'll probably face nii in your round as kohu doesn't stand too much of a chance kba said [ __ ] that's one of the only guys I didn't want to face in this damn tournament I probably can't beat him like last time nuto thought piece of cake nii's a total wimp I'm not guaranteeing anything but I still did wipe his ass in the tun and exams believe it Naruto said before realizing that nii was right next to him nii started giving the coldblooded hauga glare to Naruto and Naruto started sweat dropping oh crap he thought as nii got closer and closer to him and activated the Bakugan then niji looked ready to kill until he suddenly smiled and said thead Asama told me that she wishes you good luck if we fight May the better man win nii said simply and honorably although nuto had no idea why nii turned his Bakugan on it was because nii wanted to see what Naruto's true feelings toward hanata are niiji scanned nutk facial features slowly as Naruto said I wish the best to hanata too she's a good person after all and she's definitely not a [ __ ] like some people nii saw a sincere friendship from nuto towards his cousin with his Bakugan but he saw no hints of love he was slightly disappointed knowing Hinata may eventually go heartbroken that was when Sai again with his ink bicycle appeared out of nowhere he then stared at the tournament brackets Here We Go Again Naruto said in a bothered tone my my B kba and his mud I either get a tiny human penis and a dog penis or I will get a scarred and tortured penis either way though penis penis I get penis he said as he likewise disappeared into nowhere hey whose penis are you calling tiny you bastard and no one calls aimo mut Kiba yelled angrily freak the four guys all said as they two departed for last minute training all but Shikamaru who went back to sleep at his house suit yourselves then more penis for me penis penis penis sa yelled which attracted the attention of fan girls such as Sakura and Eno wait up Sai we can get a sex change and give you all the penis you want we love you Sao and Sakura both screamed s at least you're not like that either Hinata and I thought I was the only Same Girl in Town tenton said as the two were dodging the crowd of stampeding fan girls why yeah actually tenton I do kind of trust you so I am must tell you something Hinata said shilly is this about Naruto tenton said curiously then hinat started turning red esort it's actually about asakura wait you're a lesbian now tenton said and no not at all hanata said in shock then her face turned grim and evil she said in a very devilish manner i w want to rip her head off or to chop all H her limbs B basically to kill her wow never knew you had that kind of feeling in you you're a shy and kind girl tenton said wait I have an idea she said again as she looked at the tournament brackets okay first you must beat Kakashi I know it's hard but you might pull it off then I will help you rig guy sensei's match so that Sakura wins then is the opportunity for you to give the pounding that damn [ __ ] to deserved since she was born so you hate Sakura too hanat said no duh every non-fan girl has hated her after she was such a little kabby when SAS Karan off it's not like he was even straight so she had no chance but she insisted on being a [ __ ] to everyone ever since not to mention she was always a [ __ ] to Naruto I'll say it again just in casee you didn't hear Sakura was always a [ __ ] to Naruto K tenton said in that moment instead of Hinata's face going red her eyes started flaming red and she was angry very angry with an actual intention the kill her pupils kept turning bloodshot red until no purple remained then she unconsciously screamed Mano Baku Sharingan well what the hell your Bakugan now has traits of the Sharingan I guess but still what the hell is going on today I feel weird tenton said as hanata continued her glare of Fury toward Sakura meanwhile at Rock Le's training ground at 8:40 p.m. I must get ready and in full shape for the Hoka gate tournament tomorrow I might be facing the the lazy Shikamaru tomorrow but I cannot underestimate my opponents if I cannot do 500 pups I will run 1,000 laps if I cannot run 1,000 laps I will do 2,000 kicks if I cannot do 2,000 kicks then I will do 3,000 squats Lee said an excitement while he started his pups that's the spirit Lee we will both try our hardest and we will both make it to the finals then we must partake in the greatest fight of Youth we must Lee keep it up my youthful student guy said with a passion yes Sensei Lee said and he did 499 push-ups then 999 laps then 1999 kicks then finally 3,000 squats to finish his exercises at midnight then guy said we are done for today you cannot wear yourself out too much for such an important da lee lee replied loudly yes Sensei wait I must ask a few questions go ahead my inquisitive youthful student guy said Lee said all right what is a penis guy started looking very nervous and what is sex and why does it have to do with putting the so-called penis into someone's vagina and how do you put it in what is an orgasm I am so curious Sensei I just froze then he awkwardly asked who have you heard these things from Lee said none other than the lovely sakuran and not as lovely enoan they have been talking about how they want someone like SAS K or Sai to stick a so-called penis into their vaginas and they call this thing sex also I hear Sai sing penis all the time sensei how do you do this sex thing Guy sensei is it another form of Jutsu or is it a training exercise please I must learn Sensei I froze again and thought so I was right unlike my youthful tenton and Kuran eyes innocent hanata who he might find not so innocent later but only in the sense that she and tenton will rig guys match those two girls are [ __ ] [ __ ] I knew it but I cannot H Le such sensitive information until he is 18 He must practice abstinence to be a better youthful man well Lee sex like Ninjutsu and jinjutsu are things that you don't have the ability to do and therefore shouldn't even try learning I can't do it either we can talk about this when we are older my beautiful student until then you cannot mention the word sex understood Lee Yes sense say I bid you good night Lee said as he went to his house goodbye my youthful student and good luck guy said meanwhile 12:05 a.m. in the night of Kakashi I I'm done with your a is new it it Paradise story today that was some damn good stuff now about tomorrow how can I take down Hinata without using the Chidori I would use it on most people but she seems different more innocent and he will too find that wrong as hanata will blow Sakura to bits in a few chapters I got it he said as the tall silver-haired Shinobi turned off the light in his room and went back to sleep chapter 5 the day has arrived once again at the fancy hyuga residence 6:50 a.m. the somewhat innocent Naruto loving indigo haired girl who we all know and love the one known as hanata started getting up like it was a normal day then suddenly something hit her smack the next thing that happened was that hanata formed a bowling ball shaped lump on top of her head ahou why did I put a bowling ball on top of the Shelf I'm such an idiot then something else hit her not literally however crap I just remembered I must face Kakashi sensei in the tournament today and I'm first nii's wrong Naruto K will hate me after this what do I do she thought hopelessly I see you still feel like a hopeless loser a sudden voice said I can see your eye movements and know what you're feeling remember and you have a bowling ball sized lump on top of your head The Voice revealed itself to be nii H's cousin S I told you that you can escape your destiny still not willing to listen niiji said and nii na San I'm willing to do anything please can you help hanada replied desperately well if it's a new technique you're talking about then can you please show me your eight trigrams 64 Palms hanat Sama she nervously said I I'll try and yell T2 palm four Palm 8 Palm 16 Palm 32 Palm 64 Palm as she uttered the last statement nii could see that her movements were zero 04 seconds slower than they should be to keep up with the techniques movement therefore Hinata could only launch 63 Palms here bend your right leg lower in The Stance don't make unnecessary upper body movements and don't divert from the starting chakra Point too far if you want to cause major damage to one system the overall result should be a somewhat faster and more concentrated attack nii said the listened to all those suggestions and made some adjustments before going into a deeper stance and starting the Attack 2 4 8 16 32 64 and counted the attacks she made without blinking 63 64 I did it waight 6566 and kept counting until she ended up at 88 PMS see your Technique is now almost as good as mine nii said proudly B but why why did you help me so much hanata wondered well I don't want to face a failure right you called yourself a failure so I decided to do something about it and maybe you two realize that a failure can change their Destiny no matter how hard it seems you just did it less than a minute nii said before departing then nii thank you for all your help I would date you if we weren't cousins you have turned out to be so kind and caring she thought zero oh L haist hope not at the itaku Raymond bar slurp wow this Raymond never tastes bad it's so awesome Naruto said loudly after finishing his 14th bowl of Raymond but wait isn't there something I should be doing right now oh yeah I got to watch Kakashi Sensei and Hinata's fight but this raymen is so irresistible I'll take one more Naruto said as he was soon handed another bowl of raymen he quickly downed it left the money and ran off to the koha arena at the koha arena Naruto ran as fast as he could remember remembering last time that it took 500 of his shadow clones plus a bunch of random pitbulls to get past the guards he didn't want to be so late this time until he noticed the guards at the door again and he quickly uttered bam before saying kagay bunin no Jutsu Shadow clone around 20 Narutos came out and trampled over the guards to get to the front entrance where they were greeted by team seven and Team 8 Naruto dissipated all the shadow clones for convenience then he said hey guys Biba Hinata Shino and Sai greeted nuto with a high while lamero barked cheerfully then Sakura said well at least you're not as late as Kakashi again once again hinat santly wished for Sakura to die a painful death although she never said anything about it then Naruto started talking actually sharing negative feelings oh so now you care a you saw Kor Naruto said fiercely Naruto Sakura retorted screw you I just realized something yesterday that I shouldn't be falling for girls who treat me like utter [ __ ] and that actually rather date someone who's really nice but is too shy for her own good like maybe H Naruto said angrily emotionally then in a shocked manner sorry I'm late guys and sorry I landed right on top of you right when you would have said the word hak Kakashi said lazily the last few actions just caused Tata to excessively blush seeing as Sakura just got called a [ __ ] and Naruto almost said that he would date her until her future opponent landed right on top of him Bashi continued well seeing as my student wants to go on a date with my next opponent I think it's best if I didn't kill her would you agree nuto felt confused as he didn't want to go on a date with hanata that badly and was blissfully unaware that she loved him but just nodded for Hinata's safety then Kakashi talked to hanat alone and he said py you would you like for me to throw the match for you I know about everything and I also know that you want to impress nuto and have a chance to beat Sakura to a bloody pulp it may benefit both of us you know I was always thinking that Sakura was getting do out of hand these days and that she should be disciplined but I don't want to be imprisoned for child abuse either so what do you say want me to throw the match then no Kakashi Sensei I need to prove my true Worth to end Naruto K not get out with such a simple shortcut if I want Naruto KK respect and if I want to be beat up Sakura then I think I should earn those rights P please fight me with all you've got hanada said somewhat boldly well you have guts for a shy kid I'll give you that and you also have honor but you're also looking at this wrong oh well it's your choice suddenly a loud squeak Was Heard over the intercom and soon a day started saying everyone welcome to the Hoka gay tournament the rules are simple you get 30 minutes to fight although the fights will last much less than that also you may kill but the Proctor jera may stop the match at any time one more thing this may be a tournament but the winner isn't necessarily the Hoka gay the one who fought the best overall is the first match is number one ranked hadak Kakashi versus the last ranked haa hanata competitors please come down good luck hinat Chan Naruto said cheerfully before embracing her in a quick hug hanata started turning red and this was everything she wanted Naruto never hugged her before or called her hinat Chan she just felt wonderful and didn't want to let go but when she opened her eyes Naruto was long gone into his audience seat and Hinata was falling forward oh great I'm fainting again she thought a blonde boy appeared to be running towards her saying hinat Chan are you okay are you before everything faded to a black color minus 7 minutes 45 seconds later anata woke up right in the middle of the dirt floor of the Koh Arena around a couple of Medics reporting that she regained Consciousness wondering what she was doing here until she remembered the hug she was smiling lightly blushing and kept repeating the sweet memory until there was a sudden yelling of fight crap sorry for the cliffer but next time you guys get to see the first match Hinata versus Kakashi after Monday I probably will be able to do one chapter every 2 days maybe more chapter 5 the day has arrived once again at the fancy hyuga residence 6:50 a.m. a somewhat innocent Naruto loving Indigo haired girl who we all know and love the one known as Hinata started getting up like it was a normal day then suddenly something hit her smack the next thing that happened was that hanata formed a bowling ball shaped lump on top of her head ah w why did I put a bowling ball on top of the Shelf I'm such an idiot then something else hit her not literally how however crap I just remembered I must face Kakashi sensei in the tournament today and I'm first nii's wrong Naruto K will hate me after this what do I do she thought hopelessly I see you still feel like a hopeless loser a sudden voice said I can see your eye movements and know what you're feeling remember and you have a bowling ball-sized lump on top of your head The Voice revealed itself to be nii H's cousin S I told you that you can escape your destiny still not willing to listen nii said then nii Nan I'm willing to do anything please can you help Hinata replied desperately well if it's a new technique you're talking about then can you please show me your eight trigrams 64 Palms Hama she nervously said I I'll try and yell T2 palm four Palm 8 Palm 16 Palm 32 Palm 64 Palm as she uttered the last statement nii could see that her movements were zero 04 seconds slower than they should be to keep up with the techniques movement therefore kada could only launch 63 Palms dear bend your right leg lower in The Stance don't make unnecessary upper body movements and don't divert from the starting chakra Point too far if you want to cause major damage to one system the overall result should be a somewhat faster and more concentrated attack n said Gata listened to all those suggestions and made some adjustments before going into a deeper stance and starting the Attack 2 4 8 16 32 64 and counted the attacks she made with without blinking 6364 I did it wait 6566 and kept counting until she ended up at 88 Palms see your Technique is now almost as good as mine nii said proudly B but why why did you help me so much hanata wondered well I don't want to face a failure right you called yourself a failure so I decided to do something about it and maybe you too realize that a failure can change their Destiny no matter how hard it seems you just did it less than a minute nii said before parting and nii thank you for all your help I would date you if we weren't cousins you have turned out to be so kind and caring she thought zero oh haist hope not at the itaku Raymond bar slurp wow this Raymond never tastes bad it's so awesome Naruto said loudly after finishing his 14th bowl of Raymond but wait isn't there something I should be doing right now oh yeah I got to watch Kakashi Sensei and Hinata's fight but this Raymond is so irresistible I'll take one more Naro said as he was soon handed another bowl of rayment he quickly downed it left the money and ran off to the koha arena at the koha arena nuto ran as fast as he could remembering last time that it took 500 of his shadow clones plus a bunch of random pitbulls to get past the guards he didn't want to be so late this time until he noticed the guards at the door again and he quickly uttered bam before saying kagay bunchin no Jutsu Shadow clone around 20 Narutos came out and trampled over the guards to get to the front ENT Rance where they were greeted by team seven and team8 nuto dissipated all the shadow clones for convenience then he said hey guys bibba Hinata Shino and Sai all greeted nuto with a high while laamu barked cheerfully then Sakura said well at least you're not as late as Kakashi again once again hanada santly wished for Sakura to die a painful death although she never said anything about it then Naruto started talking actually sharing negative feelings oh so now you care a you s Kor Naruto said fiercely Naruto Sakura retorted screw you I just realized something yesterday that I shouldn't be falling for girls who treat me like other [ __ ] and that I'd actually rather date someone who's really nice but is too shy for her own good like maybe H Naruto said angrily emotionally then in a shocked manner sorry I'm late guys and sorry I landed right on top of you right when you would have said the word hinat do Kakashi said lazily the last few actions just caused Tata to excessively blush seeing as saak just got called a [ __ ] and nuto almost said that he would date her until her future opponent landed right on top of him the cashi continued well seeing as my student wants to go on a date with my next opponent I think it's best if I didn't kill her would you agree nuto felt confused as he didn't want to go on a date with hanata that badly and was blissfully unaware that she loved him but just nodded for Hinata's safety then Kakashi talked to hanata alone and he said hey you would you like for me to throw the match for you I know about everything and and I also know that you want to impress Nudo and have a chance to beat Sakura to a bloody pulp it may benefit both of us you know I was always thinking that Sakura was getting do out of hand these days and that she should be disciplined but I don't want to be imprisoned for child abuse either so what do you say want me to throw the match and no Kakashi Sensei I need to prove my true Worth to and Naruto K not get out with such a simple shortcut if I want Naruto KK's respect and if I want to be beat up Sakura then I think I should earn those rights P please fight me with all you've got hanada said somewhat boldly well you have guts for a shy kid I'll give you that and you also have honor but you're also looking at this wrong oh well it's your choice suddenly a loud squeak Was Heard over the intercom and soon a day started saying everyone welcome to the Hoka gay tournament the rules are simple you get 30 minutes to fight although the fights will last much less than that also you may kill but the Proctor jera may stop the match at any time one more thing this may be a tournament but the winner isn't necessarily the hok gay the one who fought the best overall is the first match is number one ranked hadak Kakashi versus the last ranked hyuga Hinata competitors please come down good luck hinat Chan Naruto said cheerfully before embracing her in a quick hug Hinata started turning red and this was everything she wanted Naruto never hugged her before or called her Hinata Chan she just felt wonderful and didn't want to let go but when she opened her eyes nuto was long gone into his his audience seat and hanata was falling forward oh great I'm fainting again she thought a blonde boy appeared to be running towards her saying Hinata Chan are you okay are yo before everything faded to a black color minus 7 minutes 45 seconds later anata woke up right in the middle of the dirt floor of the koha Arena around a couple of Medics reporting that she regained Consciousness wondering what she was doing here until she remembered the hug she was smiling lightly blushing and kept repeating the sweet memory until there was a sudden yelling of fight crap sorry for the cliffer but next time you guys get to see the first match hanata versus Kakashi after Monday I probably will be able to do one chapter every two days maybe more chapter 6 hanata versus Kakashi Naruto as a wish of good luck hugged hanata then you know it She fainted 7 minutes and 15 seconds later hanata woke up right in the middle of the dirt floor of the koha Arena around a couple of Medics reporting that she regained Consciousness wondering what she was doing here until she remembered the hug she was smiling lightly blushing and kept repeating the sweet memory until there was a sudden yelling of fight crap she thought as she rolled and dodged Kakashi's first punch then Kakashi threw round ten kunai which she dodged gracefully with much flexibility then Kakashi got out one single kunai with an explosive tag on it and threw it right at Hinata then formed hand signs and said kunai Shadow clone Jutsu after that Jutsu 100 kunai with explosives were flying right at Hinata ready to kill but she was prepared kayen hanada spun at an amazing speed like a fastforward video of an ice skater seemingly disappeared into a swirl of chakra and all 100 kunai were flying in the opposite direction some of them toward Kakashi he took off part of his mask and headband covering his other eye and dodged them using his Sharingan they all blew up and bombarded the arena shizun's pet pig Taunton was set Ablaze and would eventually be healed but for now choji couldn't let go of his instincts he yelled roast pork y and randomly ran around the area chazzing tunon who was on fire 0 after that Hinata realized that she forgot to activate the Bakugan and she finally did activate it now she could see all of Kakashi's chakra points and took note of what nii taught her this morning she went into a deeper stance and yelled eight trigrams 88 palms and bombarded Kakashi with gak and blows most of them missed but around 14 of them hit and Kakashi was unable to mulge acur in either of his arms got him hanata thought Kakashi Sensei is famed for his shidori but without use of his arms he won have it Nudo stared at the Battle and said did hinan just niji replied yes she has disabled Kakashi's arms so he cannot use his shidori Riri renan or any of his other Arm based Jutsu also he cannot make hand signs this means that he has less means to attack for a while so she came up with that the strategy is something that even I would have taken a long time to come up with the next few minutes for Kakashi will be Troublesome Shikamaru Added Sweet shek definitely win believe it Naro said excitedly anada Gathering up courage after hearing nutk short conversation dashed toward Kakashi but then she stopped sikumi Kakashi yelled as his man jaos sharing and I spiraled into a different shape be but how I thought you never had the Tumi hanata said in Fright three years chazzing after it Tachi can change your Jutsu quite a bit now if you'll excuse me you will suffer 3 seconds of mental torture which will seem like 48 hours I really didn't want to do this but your gakin style has improved quite a lot so much that I'm forced to use this here we go and no please then all hanata saw was a weird red background and yellow moon and the depressing figure of Kakashi was standing with a katana and a taser he somehow got from the year 2002 she was wondering if he was going to shock her with it but instead he went over to Naruto who was on the ground and Kakashi first stabbed his student in the eyes heart and head with a T then electrocuted him with the taser in the midst of torture Naruto said hinat Chan I love you please save yourself then hanada tried breaking through the invisible wall between her and Kakashi and Naruto then tried various Jutsu to get past the wall but nothing worked then when her eyes were red and sore from tears when she tried turning around to stop seeing the torture a painful force made her watch again then nuto cun no she said as Kakashi finally stepped on nutk head which burst into skin skull and brain violently splattering his blood in what seemed like hours that scene lasted a total of 2 minutes and so Kakashi forced hanata to watch a different scene of Naruto getting murdered gruesomely every time or sometimes scenes of Naruto and Sakura having sex to add some sick humor in Kakashi's mind hanata was forced to watch 1440 evil scenes all involving evils done to Naruto when she came out of the takomi which actually lasted just 3 seconds she just collapsed not unconscious just really Disturbed Gua said n is in critical mental condition the winner is wait came a familiar voice nuto jera said what are you trying to do kid please OS sanon you can't stop a match like this hanada Chan always wanted to prove herself give her a chance please Naruto said loudly all right kid I'll give her 3 minutes Kakashi don't attack her until she gets up if she doesn't get up in 3 minutes it is a forfeit jera replied then a minute later Hinata was still face down in the dirt balling Naro couldn't take this anymore so he said very loudly hanatan I'm not dead I'm right here and I know you can win the real Naruto wouldn't give up so easily even to Kakashi Sensei all those images were fake you can't give up so easily either I know you're better than that then although nobody saw it hanat stopped crying then whispered you're right Naruto K those were fakes I I see can do it as she got up 2 minutes and 59 seconds after falling Bashi put away his x-rated it it a par Paradise book and said a and I was getting to the fun part then nuto started shouting again even when his friends niji and shikim were trying to restrain him and you Kakashi Sensei How Could You torture someone like hanadan so horribly I thought you were better than that just because your life was hard doesn't mean you can do it to other innocent people I didn't know you were a freaking coward nuto you don't know what you're talking about my childhood besides at least I didn't use my Chidori and try to kill her Kakashi said it doesn't matter you still tortured a nice girl for some time between 3 seconds to 48 Hours the whole reason for my goal to become Hoka gay was so that I could stop innocent people from all the abuse they received and now you're doing it too you're no longer my Sensei because of that Naruto said thead just stood very awkwardly and said and Naruto K heun's defending me thank you Naruto K well who will be your Sensei then Naruto Kakashi said this weirdo Naruto said as he pointed to where Guy sensei used to be but now there was a drunken hobo with a mustache in his place wait w where's Guy sensei Sakura just got mad remembering this hobo before and yelled will will you get the hell out of here the hobo left hanging his head down okay thenos sanon he taught me for three years while you refused to teach me Naruto said kid I can't teach too much anymore with one damn arm you know that Jer responded thanks anyway though and please stop the drama just keep fighting ywn pick his sorry ass hinat Chan you can't let him do that to you Naruto yelled one final time relax Naruto you're being too Troublesome she'll be fine because of you Shikamaru bued in then Kakashi who appeared to be able to use his arms again said I have no choice but this now and charged a Chidori naruta looked in pure horror so did her teammates Kiba and Shino and jera and T day and the Mustachio hobo and guy was coming back from Tha bathro more importantly Kakashi was going to kill Hinata like really kill her Theo said oh my [ __ ] god he will kill her like nii tried three years ago Ami Kakashi was speeding towards her now when she said and nuto K taught me this one then she formed a simple hand sign and said KAG bunch and no Jutsu Shadow clones as three hinatas were now on the battlefield then one of them ran in very quick circles around Kakashi all to the point of being invisible and she said elisan taught me this one a year ago as she kicked Kakashi who still has a Chidori into the air Hinata Then followed but Kakashi jabbed at Chidori in her heart Naruto then said Hinata no you can't die Kakashi you bastard and was about to get up when Hinata disappeared in midair oh never mind it's just a shadow clone H then another hanada jumped in the air and bear hugged Kakashi while the second also jumped and said jaak and Lotus and and struck a strong gakin gentle fist Palm strike into Kakashi's legs sending the strike into his whole chakra Network because of the acceleration and the angle Hinata hit her Palm Kakashi was now speeding downward trapped by the other Hinata and was spiraling beautiful Lee said well naruta replied back off Kakashi now hit the ground in a huge smoke cloud and everyone actually thought hanata won but Kakashi just stood up again saying I made a chakra shield around my head and it didn't hit the ground at all arudo and a few other friends just groaned it was then that hanada had a smile on her face and said the intent of the tea technique wasn't to kill it was this as she held up a book filled with random porn credited to jera it was then that Kakashi started blushing in front of the audience and jera leaned right next to Hinata to see some of his own art XD it a paradise no give it back Kakashi ordered not a chance at the end of the book the girl takes off her clothes in front of the guy and says no fine I give you win Kakashi yelled as the crowd murmured confusedly Nudo used the same strategy on me he tried revealing the end which is My One True weakness and it seems you were spying on him that day as I could sense a presence the NAT blushed at this even though she knew that she spied on nuto every chance she got Theo jumped from the crowd and caught Hinata as she fell down then said Hinata Chan that was amazing which was greeted with her turning completely red then fainting again then nuto faced Kakashi and said shame on you then started twiddling his fingers as to decide whether he should do the thumbs down or the middle finger I can't decide damn he thought some random guy in the crowd said the dead last beat the first seed and a jonan wow I never thought that would happen yeah I lost $300 betting for Kakashi another guy said that strategy pure genius I probably couldn't think of that no wonder hanad is not a fan girl she's actually smart unlike most Troublesome girls Shikamaru tiredly said Theo beamed a large smile at and said see nobody should underestimate anyone even the dead last but I'll still be Hoka gay believe it the cashi stood in defeat and said crap I just got beaten and my rep's ruined now everyone thinks I'm a crazy [ __ ] oh well I can get the rep back eventually but I got to finish my ITA itcha chapter 7 Sakura versus guy rigged in the previous chapter Kakashi went all evil somehow knew that sikomi and nuto gave a long lecture to protect Tata then she somehow wiped the Flor with Kakashi in the end hanat punet Kakashi go to chapter 6 if you want more details the Hoka gay who would soon give her title to someone else soon a day announced over the loudspeaker and the winner is hinat hauga [ __ ] I lost my bed again and so did the rest of the crowd seemingly everyone bed all their money on the legendary copy ninja Kakashi and they all lost the crowd booed loudly except Tad's friends and one hiashi hauga going completely insane and cheering loudly as he expected her daughter to have her guts ripped off by cashy the ashy who bet 2 cents on Hinata plus Naruto who bet $35.40 on her which was all his money at the time ended up getting $84 and $488,680.50 girl with Indigo hair then Naruto just remembered something and thought hanadan looks almost exactly like that girl who helped me 11 years ago flashback the 5-year-old nuto was standing in one of the streets in koha where suddenly a random hobo came and spatted him then an adult from the hyuga clan started attacking him with gakin strikes and a bunch of chunin threw kunai at him also some random civilians charged at him with knives and pitchforks this is the 11th time something like this happened this week at the hell out of this world you team a random villager said just please do all of us a favor and Die Another said hey do you guys have any more chocolate I'm all out a third replied why do you people do this to me all the time people always make fun of me always try to attack me and I have no home to live in will you please leave me alone Naro said in depression never a villager said yeah wek kill you here and now one said revealing himself to be in a chah then all of the villagers charged at Naruto angrily yelling random curses and stabbing him even though his wounds all heal up very quickly one of them got out an explosive tag and put it on a knife where he aimed for nutk heart when a sudden voice yelled s stop um and why should we stop little girl we're ridding this Village of a terrible demon it's only fair that we kill him a villager screamed he because that's only a little boy and I don't know W you why you're attacking him he has no home people are always mean to him Yeti keeps enduring andun T threw it all he's so kind please leave him alone the Indigo haired girl said who listen to you little brat step out of the way or you die also the Villager shouted back why you have to listen besides I'm a hyuga and I'm also the ays so if you kill me you'll have my father to De deal with and I am not moving from this s spot the little hyuga yelled back H letun do this tomorrow another villager said and they all left you why are you different from the others why aren't you treating me like trash like everyone else does Naro said be because you deserve be better here take this the girl said as she took out a wat of bills worth $1,000 and a set of the highest quality kunai I am might not be able to help you every day but I want to make sure you elive the hyuga girl said again you really don't need to you know that must be your family's entire savings Naro said and no my Clan's very rich trust me this is n nothing to them but it might help you g good luck Naruto K she said as she hurried back blushing very much wait I still need your name nuto said I'm nuto uzamaki he said as he put his hand out for a handshake I am nutk brain went fuzzy so he never remembered this so far do as she shook his hand then realized I'm holding his hand As She fainted for the first time are you okay I'm so sorry I have some injuries too so I guess I'll carry you to the hospital Naruto said as he picked up the girl land flashback end now who was that girl it can't be Sakura because she's a total [ __ ] it can't be Eno or tenton because their hair is different aha hanata looks exactly like her that must be her Naruto thought Naruto being thankful was whispering to a knocked out hanada thank you unlike everyone else in this Village you always help me out whether it's on purpose or on accident now one more favor while you're asleep my angel he said well he leaned toward her in the meantime niiji had his bacugan on the whole time and was watching nuto who in his facial expressions started having feelings of love toward hanada although he didn't realize it that much he was then watching nuto trying to kiss a sleeping Hinata which just shocked him as nut's lips touched Hinata's forehead which was much smaller in comparison to saur's P tenton inconveniently called hanata wake up we have to sabotage oops then hanata started waking up and feeling something wet on her forehead like maybe a kiss when she looked up and saw nuto She fainted again crap now I have to sabotage guys match by myself tenton said in Anger why would you want to do that tenton nuto asked why because if guy loses that means Sakura goes up right and did you see how hanada fought against Kakashi that's nothing compared to what she'll do to Sakura trust me even shy girls have bloodlust plus I want that [ __ ] Sakura to have her ass kicked tenton explained oh okay want me to help nuto said well since it was your fault you decided to go Prince Charming at the worst possible time sure tenton replied and after Naruto quickly sat down Hinata who was Now red and unconscious on a chair they both ran off below the arena hidden after a few minutes when soona day announced something not heard by them but probably something like guy in Sakura year up they went to action okay so what are you going to do to make sure guy loses Naruto asked here's a picture of Lee getting slashed in the head with a sword drawn by Sai tenton explained while Naruto winced at the name Sai as he thought that Sai was one of the most disgusting people in koha then Naruto continually tried to shrug off the horrid thought of Sai saying penis penis penis Penton continued this was painted so it Blends in right with the bottom of the arena and it looks lifelike and guy will look at poor little Le and start being all Goofy and crying you know then that [ __ ] Sakura will do one of her famous Earth shattering punches at guy and since he's mouring about his student he won't notice and will likely be unconscious wow you girls sure had a lot of time to think about this well the picture better be lifelike Naruto said surprised maybe it was too late for this plan though s Sakura was flying up into the air like a bullet and guy did a multitude of punches and kicks calling out mourning peacock while Sakura's body was literally on fire from the lightning quick movements of guy Naruto and tenton had to act quickly otherwise Hinata will have to face guy instead of Sakura and they both knew that a bowling Sakura was better than a sniffling guy okay Naruto put it up now and do the transformation Jutsu tenton called AA he said as he put the picture up transformation Jutsu they both yelled at tenton turned into a kunai and nuto turned into a bowl of raymen you idiot he'd better not catch that tenton the kunai angrily called I was about to finish off Sakura when he noticed a picture under one of the Arena stands he looked closely hey look there's a kunai a bowl of ramond and Lee's getting stabbed in the head wait Lee's getting stabbed in the head new guy said a little too dramatically as he started crying and going toward his student Lee why why did you have to die at such a young age you still had all Youth and a life to live you can't go now Lee as he broke out into sobs th sense say I'm right here the real Lee said right above the stands on a seat wait if this Lee's talking and that Lee's dead then guy started but was rudely interrupted with a bone shattering upper cut from Sakura dislocating guy's jaw and making him unconscious Sakura then smiled as Lee angrily said Sakura Chan you are beautiful but you have no right to strike so dishonorably as my awesome Guy sensei was distracted shut up Lee Sakura rudely backlashed as Naruto and tenton broke their transformation jutsus when no one was looking and went back up to the stands jerus said mid o guy has a broken jaw and is unconscious soon a day angrily rebuked another upset I lost another beted I hate my life I'm already in debt should wait sorry about that folks the winner is zakura damn you the crowd booed again as they all expected guy the Leaf's green devil to sweep this one clean and they were losing their money Penton however was screaming in joy as she's the one who rigged the match so she put up $4,600 her life savings up to bed the payout was a X31 multiplier tenton therefore won $142,600 almost as much as Naruto won in the first match all right cha now saon will definitely love me all I need to do is get a penis Sakura said cheerfully then hanada finally got up from her deep sleep turned red again and said and nuto Kan you kissed me arudo then said yeah sorry about that but you were just so beautiful wait did I say beautiful I meant I'mma my booties full and I have to go to the bathroom yeah that's it see you hinat Chan W that was a close one I just hope hinat Chan doesn't hate me after I was such an awkward freak he thought wait Naruto k i d i she said although he already left nii then came up next to hanada and said he finally loves you Naruto I mean and I mean true love not like the childish C CR she had on Sakura hanata beamed at this he doesn't realize it yet but these feelings will be understood by him soon I could sense it with my Bakugan which is by the way faom oops sorry if I sounded like a bragger point is maybe you should admit your love to him now it sounds like the perfect time Ina blushed for what was probably the 19th time this day then she need to get nuto off her mind to not faint again so she said t tenton did it before tenton cut her off and said yep mission accomplished you get to kick sakur as little petite W of butt Bata then went from her cute girl looked to her evil sadistic look and said he T the time is near Sakura you will pay for what you did to Naruto K pay zakura apparently heard some part of the conversation and it shocked Tata and tenton to near death right there Sakura then came up and said what why do I have to pay I already paid at the mall for my new skimpy revealing provocative clothes that I'll wear to impress saon and showed a fishnet top and fishnet bottom which would intentionally flat out r her private parts okay tenton said as the two girls thought dirty [ __ ] chapter 8 kohu versus niiji versus Naruto the sexiest battle ever last chapter Ton's plan worked as guy fell for the Trap and Sakura ended up breaking guy's jaw for full details see chapter 7 niiji versus kohu everybody was anxious for the next match to be called even though they knew it was all over anyway the hyuga's genius niji was sure to beat up the little jenon kohu or so they thought soon Day called over the microphone nii and kohu you're up next I better not lose my bet this time even though I definitely will I hate being in godamn dead Bata then got up from her seat and said g good luck nian thank you hinatas Sama nii called back actually why you don't have to call me that it's not like I'm any better than you or anything she answered in some ways you are hinatas Sama and I feel obliged to call you that in the first place nii said he finally walked down the no then went up to Naruto and said I won't let you down boss well this is niiji hauga you're talking about you got to be careful Naro replied hey you said yourself right there's no shortcuts if I want to be Hoka gay and I can't go around the fact that I have to be better than nii he said back all right then I'm counting on you kohu Naruto said before kohu to ran down to face his adversary Gua was reading the latest edition of The Playboy magazine and from the US and was giggling like a pervert wood when Tad day yelled put that smut down and officiate already okay find the third matches niiji versus kohu start he yelled as kohu dashed towards the genius of the hyuga and before kohu even came within 150 M of him nii yelled Byakugan Yuber Ken as he spinned like a top and as his Whirlpool of chakra reached farther than a whole football field poor kohu was swept off his feet 10 cent spiraling with a chakra before splattering against the wall at a deadly velocity normally that would have killed him but he used the replacement Jutsu at the last possible moment and instead flew straight into a conveniently placed bag of marshmallows a damn that's such a strong Jutsu kohu said as he made a mental note don't get within 150 M of this guy my fire Jutsu has a 165 M range anyway as he went through a few hand signs and said Kon fire bullets and spit out a spray of fast flying burning pieces of stone every single one of them hit nii so hard that his heart came out the other side even nuto couldn't believe it then as niji was falling and koham was thinking oh crap I killed him a marshmallow behind him spoke it said nii sure doesn't look good anymore does he as the marshmallow turned into nii and the fake dead nii puffed away I don't like believing in Destiny and fate anymore but I still say that you're destined to hate this attack nii said as he went into the hyuga attacking stance and yelled eight trigrs 96 Palms two Palms four Palms 8 Palms 16 Palms 32 Palms 64 Palms 96 Palms the noeru due to the lack of experience got hit by every single Palm strike and was now down on the ground yep I hated that attack very much kohu thought Nudo suddenly called out from the crowd kohu don't forget your special Jutsu as niiji thought too late for that the only Jutsu kohu can do now with his block chakra is a simple transformation Jutsu then K yelled gotcha boss I'll be facing you next round and then said sexy no Jutsu and turned into a mostly nude woman with all the right curves but with clouds covering her however because of the bakan nii could see through the clouds and kept having perverted thoughts I'll curse you Byakugan and your ability to see through objects unfair [ __ ] nii yelled as his eyes were fixated on the mostly naked woman and as he got a nose bleed the noeru then proceeded to attempt punching nii although he blindly swatted jaak and Strikes Back while being focused on the naked woman kohary used a shadow clone Jutsu while no one was looking then koham realized something about a blind spot in the Bakugan after reading through his grandfather's archives and said Kon fir stream Jutsu he launched a burning stream ride into nii's blind spot which would barbecue niiji who was still staring at the nude woman and which would end the match or not Gua was also hallucinated by thoughts of perversion after looking at koh's art and Sun day said you people are pathetic koham wins the round damn none of the favorites win I lost $4,000 on this crappy tournament already my luck is so crappy and mefu sorry folks he Theo then remarked Wow nii might even be worse than n Ro sanan then noticed jera who had dinner plates for eyes never mind he said nii came back up ashamed and embarrassed he went up to tenton looking very guilty then apologized I'm sorry tenton I just couldn't help it my Byakugan was on and while tenton interrupted and saidit okay nii I still love you and she started hugging nii who was blushing all over again then while hanata and all of his other friends were right next to him he commented well at least I'm not perverted like nii the only girl I need in my life is hin I mean hey look there's a cow and it's eating Hinata quick save her while I go to the bathroom and ran off to the bathroom once again wow I really need to shut up sometimes he thought Penton started do you think in continued seriously Sho said Naruto loves shikima mumbled this may be a Troublesome relationship Kiba jealously cried that bastard do remarked I want to eat a cow sa yelped penis wait wrong timing oh well penis hey Hinata I hope you like your new boyfriend s tiny excuse for a penis penis anata then started turning red to the point that she looked like a fire hydrant and aamu had to resist the urge to go on her then as Naruto came back from the bathroom he passed koho and he said hey we're up next boss as Naruto replied back yeah good job kinda cheep but it did the trick then kohu gave nuto a toothy smile before heading back up when nuto was back in his crowd of friends he was greeted with many smirks one pissed off Kiba and a Scarlet colored Hinata we found out Naruto Eno said a found out what Naruto said trying to act more stupid than he already is but you are deeply in love with Naruto San Lee said love oh yeah I love raymon yeah that's I'm doomed Naruto sheepishly replied and then said fine I kinda sort of maybe probably definitely really like you hinat Chan would you go out to Theus with me for Raymond then I'll be with the two that I love the most you and Raymond come on is it a date please the N just fell face flat on the ground fainting again Yes again is it a no nuto asked nah it's a yes definitely tenton replied all right then hanada once you wake up I'll make sure that you have the time of your life believe it Naruto yelled as taday made an announcement nuto versus kohu next match Naruto versus kohu please come out Naruto you better win this one or else I'm sending you back to the academy I bet $2500 on you she yelled wish me luck guys I'm going to be the next Hoka gay believe it once again dadabo is so much better Naruto said joyously and jumped onto the arena yeah yeah just don't make this fight too Troublesome Naro Shikamaru said as he was about to take a nap the two competitors marched onwards and kohu greeted Naruto I'll finally beat you boss while Naruto replied don't count much on it I'm the next Hoka gay you know then jera and sunna day yelled start and the two guys each said kagay bunch and no Jutsu while emitting a giant puff of smoke when it cleared there were six K Hammers and 00 Narutos he I got him on this one Naruto thought well koham said sexy no Jutsu one of the kah hamers turned into a very curvaceous woman even more attractive than the one he showed to nii however all the Narutos just stood there and said I would have fell for that 3 years ago but being with your all this time yeah that woman sucks what I thought Naruto was straight 3 minutes ago a drooling Choi yelled out the noeru then said tsk tsk you should have given up right then I was EES dropping on your conversation if few minutes ago and you're screwed well giving another to the grin oh [ __ ] Naruto just gave a look of shock saying you you wouldn't the Noam then said transformation sexy Jutsu then at that moment the entire world fell upside down the 2500 Narutos just stared blankly where koham used to be and saw Hinata without any clothes on and you get the message every Naruto in the vicinity got nose bleeds in both nostrils and they were all screaming blushing madly and running in circles Naruto's into other Narutos and the other four conah Hammer said Kon fire bullet Jutsu and sprayed Flaming Bullets at the Narutos eventually only 100 Narutos remained and none of them could bring themselves to hit Hinata so one of them went up and channeled his chakra through Hinata's head trying not to faint then he said outer transformation Jutsu and Hinata turned into a bullfrog the Naruto stopped blushing and went toward kohu ready to strike the rest of the 99 Narutos split into four groups and they all kick the conah Hammers upward then one of of the Narutos from each group jumped and wrapped koho in Scotch tape well four more from each group jumped up and yelled Naruto yamaki barage Lotus style then three of them from each group gave Fierce drop kicks while the fourth one latched onto each koho and fell to the Ground full force hey everyone stealing my Technique No there Lee pouted three of the K Hamas disappeared and the fourth one was actually a bowl of Raymond what the replacement Jutsu y I ought a cool Raymond Naruto said as he started eating when he finished the bowl inide of relief kohu appeared right next to him and started laughing like a four-year-old did at Christmas what so funny kid Naruto asked that Raymond has poison in it boss and farting gas kohu giggled should why you little brat Naro said as he ran then clutched his stomach he wanted the pain to go away so badly and he actually needed to go to the bathroom this time Naruto then started to excrete a cloud of noxious gas which went out of the arena and all the way to chus where the old man said Sai Naruto ate one of our special fart Raymond didn't he back at the arena Naruto was pooped literally Naruto then started to release QB's Red Demon chakra but not for the reason he does most of the time everyone was screaming and getting freaked out about Q although nuto would make this quick he charged his chakra and then yelled ultimate foxy sexy Jutsu and transformed into a foxy Fox lady who had the perfect curves that any man would die for complete with fox ears and a tail every man above the age of 14 except Shikamaru for a peculiar reason fell over because of all the feminine Madness however kohu was barely 13 at the time uh boss adult sexiness doesn't affect me yet I'm barely a teenager kohu said confusedly okay fine you win for now but LM try this one first Naruto said as he said kagay no bunch and Jutsu again and turned into 250 Narutos then as koham was about to spit fire again Naruto said heram no Jutsu and turned into 250 exact copies of Hanabi hauga wearing a nurse's apron koho oddly had a nurse fetish as he blushed every time he went to the hospital the noeru turned as red as hanata normally does and proceeded to faint haha I know who you like Naruto excitedly said as Eno budded in and said that makes two goofballs that like hyugas and Naruto blushed Eno then proceeded to get a pounding from tenton as she said three three goofballs like hyugas Get It Right azino Said oh yeah nii well he isn't important like Sai nii's a freaking creep Eno said proudly then tenton yelled with a voice that would put a nuclear explosion to shame what did you say you [ __ ] nii completely blows sigh out of the water you dumb Fang girl as all of the ridiculous commotion went on Jer was revealed to be unconscious like all of the men in the arena with a red blush soon a day sighed and said wow you all disgust me since kohu cannot continue and our Proctor fainted Naruto wins yes I finally w a bet as she motioned the person who takes bets to give her the money yeah I'll be Hoka gay Naruto said as kiber replied so you beat a [ __ ] don't get too cocky and stay away from hinat arudo furiously said at least I have a [ __ ] you dog and I already know you only want hinat Chan for her rich Clan not because of the wonderful person she is stop being so freaking greedy you son of a [ __ ] as all of the verbal fighting continued on then hanada woke up what will she do will she have the guts to officially say yes to Naruto chapter 9 the fourth dimension Choi versus kurai kohu beat niiji Naruto beat kohu and Naruto admitted his feelings for hanata and asked her out then She fainted all in chapter 8 but now it's 9 w00t anata right after waking up tried to buy some time to think of how she would accept nutk invitation without completely embarrassing herself in front of the boy she loved for 11 years unfortunately a concerned uto was right in front of her watching her every move and he said Pay hanada Chan about the date will you go hanada felt blood rushing to her cheeks and her head for the eenth time in the past hour and she really felt like she needed more time after a few seconds of awkward silence she mumbled amen nuto I Henton then approached the two and decided to help out I see you don't understand the language of hinis let me translate she's basically saying oh my God yes I've been waiting for this moment my entire freaking life I I love you Naruto K am I right Hinata hanata quietly nodded as she couldn't find a better way to put it okay awesome so can we go now hanata tenshi tenshi means angel in Japanese and nuto will be calling hanata that from time to time hanata T she and Naruto K you're such a thank you and Naruto K hanata said hey don't mention it you're the best person I ever met now that I think about it you're different from all the other girls you you really are an angel hanata Chan and I never lie Naruto said as he gently grabbed Hinata's waist and pulled him towards her then his lips tried to find hers as Hinata turned read again and said what is Naruto Kung doing then tenton said cheerfully it's a kiss stupid take it for what seemed like ours nuto and Hinata's lips would stick together like crazy glue would stick to your hand if you were clumsy as they let go hinat said I think this is the best day of my entire life Nudo said back the best day of mine was when you were born hanatan tenton giggled Lee gave one of his shiny tooth smiles and kibba was angrily growling at the new couple nii was feeling proud of his cousin even if she was weaker than he is Choi said grats guys bual munching on his barbecue pork flavored chips sheo gave the thumbs up to Hinata shikim lazily looked at the two but with a faint smile Kur and I was at peace because her least confident student was finally happy and Sakura and Eno didn't give a damn because they were staring at Sai who was singing old MC penis has a farm p and I soon a they managed to break all the commotion by saying over the speakers kurai and choji you are next please come down Bata then proceeded saying and Naruto K if we may let's go to aaku and next battle I still have to see kurai sensei's fight I'm all right with that besides it's okay to skip that jerk kiba's match anyway nuto happily replied but K Kiba isn't really that bad once you know him hanata said defending her teammate anada Chan Kiba said that he would steal me away from you and have you for himself and he admitted that he only wants you for your Rich Clan Naruto said ferociously H he wouldn't would H he hanada asked as kurai and choji were walking on stage shikimaru said to choji good luck buddy and kurai has Yun Jutsu so try to finish her off as fast as possible if you don't want things to be Troublesome all right okay thanks Shikamaru choji said gratefully still munching on his 2B bag of chips Nudo then said you just don't know how much of an [ __ ] kibba team is do you anada Chan anata didn't want to betray her teammate so she said nothing but she also wanted to find out if Kiba actually said those things about her which he did sometime in this story but it wasn't mentioned then jera said oh my God these girls are so hot wait sorry about that folks as he put down his Playboy magazine again and continued this match is choji versus Kur and I go Kur and I already activated her jinjutsu and the more she already knew about her opponent the better first choi's bag of chips disappeared no barbecue is my favorite flavor no one steals my chips nobody he said and then yelled partial expansion Jutsu and made his middle finger the size of Shak O'Neal he then proceeded to slamming his middle finger in an attempt to smash gurai with a giant flick off she dodged every blow as choi's giant finger wasn't too fast gurai dropped a vial on the ground and thought jinjutsu illusion transformation as joji saw the arena turning into a banquet hall then the middle of the hall he could see a giant barbeck steak a tiny voice in choji's head that seemed to be Shikamaru said don't choji it's a trap but choji was too obsessed in food to listen he took the delicious tender steak and downed it in four bites then choji saw the room blurring and turning back into the arena he felt a bitter horrible taste in his mouth and said huh what happened B I told you not to fall for the jinjutsu choji Troublesome shikim replied in despair what you think you just ate is steak however what you really just drank is a vial of chakra restrainer you cannot use more than 1% of your chakra for the next 30 minutes I think you're finished Kur andai said curse me in my tendency to eat oh well choji said as he took out a case of pills and ate a green spinach one increasing his current chakra to 4% even this was a low amount as he could probably do one aank Jutsu and be finished however he had to take the risk super earthquake attack Joi said as he increased his dimensions tfold and jumped jumped up pretty high for a fat guy he then smashed down and literally caused earthquakes making the whole G and I though saw this coming and wrapped herself in a jinjutsu and lifted herself up Chi had little chakra left so he took the yellow curry pill and increased his chakra to 11% he then prepared a defense to increase his chakra Reserve porcupine Shield choji yelled out as his hair covered his whole body and knife-shaped spikes of hair came out you can't physically protect from some jinjutsu even if you can't see it Kuran I said she then formed around 33 hand signs before focusing and saying I want to end this quickly so this is my most powerful technique fourth dimension Joi saw everything change everything was screwed up he then knew the rules for this bizarre Jutsu he had to find a way out only if I was Shikamaru he thought and wandered the four dimension Hall left right up down forward backward and he couldn't even find the fourth dimension which was needed to get out choji then realized that the jinjutsu was stabbing at his chakra and soon he'd be entirely dried out the fourth dimension is not without enemies also many four-dimensional gnomes that looked more like inside out leprechauns started attacking him in every possible Direction including the ones choji could not comprehend joji did his porcupine Shield Jutsu again and it protected Choi from the first three dimensions but the Gnomes that were jumping from the invisible fourth dimension got to choji and pierced his skin choji had a large bleeding cut in his stomach and he was now entirely out of chakra this was it he was done for oras Kuran I said as Choi came out of his trance with a slash in his midsection and jera called choji is out of chakra Kuran I wins toi just went up to the stands depressed as first aid Medics finished putting a bandage on his stomach Shikamaru came up to choji and said hey you did the best you could other than the Tactical mistake of killing your chakra reserves I couldn't have fought any better DOI said thanks but I still feel crappy for losing Eno said too bad Kur and I didn't cut deeper into your stomach and cut some of the fat out shikimo looked a little pissed off and said will you just shut up girls like you make it so Troublesome these days You're anorexic they're crying out loud Eno gave a quick hmph and left meanwhile Kur and I came back up and Hinata said see congratulations Kur and I Sensei thanks Hinata don't forget you did well too and against one of the highest jonan and good luck on your date Kur and I said back hey hinat Chan this means we can get our raymen now right as nutk stomach made a loud grumbling noise a I'm starved a miracle happened then hanata burst out laughing for the first time in about 13 years something she never did either because of her shyness or her father's strict nature why yeah letun go Naruto K she said very happily as the two leaped up and left the building chapter 10 the date hanata waited 11 years for an S versus someone the new couple was smiling brightly as they jumped around the streets of koha going to the chus and skipping kiba's m against acki there might have been cries of the rich Bratz with the demon how pathetic but Naruto and Hinata were so happy each other that they ignored everything Nudo especially felt relieved because he knew what genuine love felt like for the first time in his life for his parents were gone and sakur as a [ __ ] after they landed the two pulled each other into a quick hug and they both blushed especially Hinata then they marched tried into the chus when Naruto said hey old man what's up the old man Tui said nothing much Naruto your pretty friend anata responded right away I'm Hinata H hyuga pleased to meet you and Naruto followed up we're going out right hanada she answered yes I've never been on a date before B but you're the only person I ever wanted hell I can't say that can't believe I actually fell for that Sakura PFF you hate her too don't you Hinata Naruto said I heard tenton saying you were going to smash the living soul out to her fuchi came back and gave nuto round 15 different BS of Raymond the usual for you right I already have it what would you like hanata he said one chicken please she answered when Tui started making Raymond again and nuto was already gulping down his fourth Bowl hanada asked apprehensively asaki's on your team is it okay with you if I be beat her up a little go for it it'll teach the [ __ ] to shut up and she deserves a beating for being so mean to me wait I just remembered weren't you that girl about 11 years ago who defended me I got to make sure Naro said said why yes Naruto K that's why I wanted to defend you in the first place I always gave up in everything and I accepted being a failure until I saw you people were treating you so B badly and you still stood up with that bright smile every day as still having hope that's why I defended you that's why I Loved You Naruto K it was nothing actually you get used to not having parents and being treated like [ __ ] after a while nuto happily said and Naruto K I still want to make up for everything bad that's happened in your life you deserve none of it I can't know that even if you look happy you still have sadness in your heart and I want to cure it I know you're a good person and I'll do anything to help you I even protect you with my life if I have to hanada said somewhat bravely while starting to cry a bit he you know none of this is your fault hanat Chan you don't have to make up for anything besides what are we doing on a date talking about how bad my life is how about we talk about more positive stuff and I thought I was the one who would protect you Dorito said said and seeing you cry is even worse than all I've been through I'll make sure you never cry again as hanada got a Raymond and said thank you to Tui she placed her head on nut's quite muscular chest also proposed H how about we make a promise what do you mean a confused Naruto said lightly hugging hanad nowl let's promise to protect each other and always be together until the end she suggested no problem I swear on my life and I never go back on my word that's my ninja way I promis that hor Sakura that I'll get Sasuke back and I'll still do it even if she doesn't give a [ __ ] anymore because that's my nindo besides you're the only girl for me Naruto said as same here Naruto K I will always be with you no matter what because that is also my nindo hanata said as a limping figure walked through a girus he revealed himself to be Kiba hey hanata lovely hair today and you you bastard I just came to say that you're missing penis boy or size fight right now and maybe you should hurry back Kiba moaned how it team I know you just want to break us up and it's not happening sotio Naro said angrily all right suit yourselves Kiba responded as he limped back the bicki beat the crap out of you didn't he Naruto said mockingly as Kiba just gave him the middle finger and ran off after sipping a bit more raymen hanada decided to break the silence and make the date a bit more cheerful saying hey and nutan do you know why Sakura was naked at sas's 12th birthday party I don't know because she did it with Sasuke Naruto confusedly replied the let out a few giggles and said no silly it's because Sakura thought as she had to show up in her birthday suit and Naruto started laughing uncontrollably hanata joined him but then said they still laughing it was such a sec corny joke not the way you said it Naruto laughed as he was crying from all the giggles I got one what do Shikamaru and choji always do am might don't know hinat said arudo answered Choi thinks shikamaru's head is a pineapple and eats him then Shikamaru keeps saying Troublesome because he can't see the clouds in choi's belly AIG give it a 6 out of 10 hanada sheepishly said as Naruto replied are you crazy that was definitely eight out of 10 material and you know it as they finished their raymen and kept laughing at very lame jokes I'll pay the bill Naruto said but Hinata said and no I'll pay it I insist she said as she took out her wallet stuffed with $100 bills trying to hide it from nuto because she didn't want to look spoiled which she really isn't the couple then went out to the street and kissed feeling Raymond flavored tongues in their mouths after they finally let go nuto said you know what I thought you were always so quiet and weird but you're a pretty fun person actually as he smiled benata said so w will we go out again absolutely as soon as I become Hoka gay Naruto said I think I'll be be Hoka gay you know Hinata told Naruto well maybe but you can always be the Hoka Gay's wife Naruto said as hanata blushed in the headed back to the arena they headed in as tenton and nii immediately asked how did the date go guys Nudo said it was pretty great actually and Hinata blushed again hey guys III's about to finish Sai off Choi said as nuto went up to look at the sadistic Kiki and his penis obsessed teammate Sai Sai was obviously in some kind of Trance as he didn't move much and look like he's writing something invisible down asked it Sai said as icki was forced to release his super written exam of death in Jutsu then iiki threw a few shuriken at Sai who deflected them with ink ropes the ink ropes then tried wrapping around icki who dodged almost all of them except one which started making his left leg lose circulation and turn blue oh [ __ ] iiki said as Sai started forming hand signs he then bit his thumb and placed the blood on a giant canvas Koko summoning Jutsu yelled Sai as he summoned a cloud which revealed to be the penis Naruto said as the guys all rushed to the trash can and threw up all except Shikamaru for another peculiar reason zero oh if you haven't noticed yet shik is gay in this story super penis attack penis Sai said madly as well the penis squirted something out no further comments iiki was drenched in Chakra absorbing goo and was further trapped then Sai made a couple of Inkay daggers and raced toward icki and made a few deep Cuts in his arm in midsection as jera called stop iiki is in no condition to continue Sai wins very freaking disgustingly hug he said as he threw up in a bag geez that was so sick nii said as most of the guys continued to puke their guts out tenton reassured him it wasn't that bad nii as nii said back are you kidding mine five times that size then tenton said again all right you're getting a bit too detailed there mister zakura then simply trampled over Naruto and Hinata who were holding hands at the moment and directly ran to saigh she yelled that was amazing Sai I love you aino called shut up forehead I love sore in the midst of their argument Naruto and Hinata who were pancakes right now got up in Naruto the pancake said I think I'll get my revenge on Sakura now and no I think I'll take the honor Naruto K hanada the pancake said his evil thoughts very evil ones about Sakura ran through her mind chapter 11 C7 Sakura's evil plan also Eno versus aruka Academy Clash the happy couple nuto and Hinata have recently been flattened like pancakes all thanks to Sakura who'll be getting due Revenge sooner or later also all of the males except shika have recently puked because of size revolting Antics for more detail see chapter 10 but for now and narudo bastard he almost made me cry I am not a Fang girl [ __ ] Sakura said a you kind of are forehead Eno replied shut up Eno Pig and that [ __ ] Hinata acting all nice and [ __ ] it was all her F time pissed right now ug that spoiled brat she deserves nothing Sakura yelled back Sakura Hinata actually is nice for the most part she has a pure heart unlike you or me trust me my mind body transfer Jutsu figured that out oh and hanad is not spoiled at all she may come from a rich family but she's always abused by her D her peers and never given anything not even love Eno said amam you Eno can't you be on my side for one Sakura angrily replied well you are practically my only friend because shikay and choji fat are always together so fine Eno said with slightly hurt Pride all right then I really want to make that Naruto miserable and I'll kill that little [ __ ] hinat Sakura threatened as Eno interrupted she's not a [ __ ] for the last time I admit that we're probably 10 times the [ __ ] she is and you and I both know that hanata has more curves than either of us and that any guy would fall for her but there's a reason she wears that conservative jacket gez stop ripping on people if you don't have facts all right all right as long as you listen Eno Pig nuto and Hinata are m ly in love now right Sakura asked yep Eno weakly replied okay then here's plan C7 Sakura said as she whispered the plan Eno replied A I don't know Sakura sounds kind of cruel and it'll rip up hanata so much emotionally that she'll probably end up in the insane asylum and once again she hasn't done anything wrong exactly and what do you mean she hasn't done anything wrong she pissed me off no one pisses me off I should get everything I want by the way we'll execute plan S12 after C7 you know the one where we get silate with us Sakura replied now that sounds like a good plan Eno said as tun Day called over the speakers Eno and aruka you are up next all right got a battle Eno said as sakur replied got the plan right C7 then S12 hor Fang girls out Eno replied with some regret right C7 and S12 out as she ran to the arena and thought Hinata doesn't deserve that she's too nice I need to find a way to stop this before Sakura totally like scars her for Life meanwhile Naruto saw Ruka walking down and said good luck aruka Sensei and you better win I want to face You For Old Times Sake don't worry Naruto and thanks aruka replied as he too got ready to battle the two Shinobi came down and got in their fighting stances as Jura called out the battle is between aruka and Eno you all know all the rules in yada yada fight he's an Academy teacher and because of that he has basic fundamental knowledge of almost every topic in Jutsu type but probably doesn't excel in anything time for my specialty Eno thought as she closed in and threw three kunai aruku got out of kunai also and deflected the three and said negative charge Jutsu as he infused his kunai with an electric element He then rushed toward Eno and said clone Jutsu as for arukas now appeared Eno knew the trick to this one it was so basic find the one with the shadow wait they all have shadows what the hell he didn't even make Shadow clones she thought as aruka got to her and tried to slash her with his electric kunai I did a transformation Jutsu at the same time so my clones aren't solid but I made them to still have shadows aruka explained as one of the arukas went toward Eno and took another slash then I'll have to guess she said as she punched the first one with full force it disappeared then Eno made a medical chakra blade and inserted it within ARA's arm making the muscle cease to move only at two disappeared the two arukas that were left charging Ed forward then one jumped over Eno and they attacked from opposite sides Eno slashed her chakra blade in a rotational pattern and got one of the arukas another fake the last one ran in and Eno finally got a solid hit the only thing being she got solid wood bam a substitution jutsu Eno said as she finally got shocked by the electri kunai and Ruka said and ninja should master all the basics before learning expert Jutsu yeah I know that Eno replied as she said you should have thought of that too what do you mean heruka replied then he stared down at his feet chakra strings were wrapped around it now I remember the amanaka special technique he said in shock as Eno said too late Mind Body disturbance aruka then punched himself even though he tried to stop and his legs were wobbly they were being taken over by Eno as aruka the human puppet now ran himself into a wall bah what the hell's happening nuto said surprised as his old Sensei was being beaten to a pulp by himself then nuto kit the Mind Body disturbance Jutsu it's sending disruptive chakra signals to aruka sensei's head and making him move involuntarily Hinata xan while having her Byakugan on aruka kept beating himself up until he was almost out of chakra and ready to give up then he realized something wait doesn't the human brain work by sending small electric signals through neurons that then go through the spinal cord to make movements if so then Eno must be charging slight amounts of electric signals to my head to disrupt and control it I have an idea he thought thought aruka took some final bits of chakra and molded it into a sphere in his palm with difficulty as he was being controlled he then mixed an electric element into it and he said rengan electric renan that powerful chakra it's is half of Kakashi's powerful Chidori and Naruto spinning renan niji said also scanning the field with his Bakugan that's useless now I can make you hit yourself with it Eno said confidently that is my intention aruka replied back what the blonde kenoi yelled as Ruka took the ball of lightning mix chakra and moved it along his Cranium and Temple he then started having free control of his body parts because his neurons were riding themselves and dispelling Eno's disruptive signals making electric chakra signals to disrupt Eno's control pretty smart Eno's going to feel Troublesome Shikamaru said analyzing the battle a [ __ ] not many people get out of that Eno said but you still have almost no chakra and therefore move very slowly Now's the Time Mind Body transfer Jud she yelled as her soul went crawling forwards she then took over what appeared to be aruka but then aruka Ino yelled what I'm in the brain of a log and it's very perverted you I don't want to do a log Eno realized that she made herself fall into a replacement Jutsu as the real aruka reappeared and was holding Eno's unattended body release Eno the log said and she went back into her old body but she already had another electrified Kuni to her neck Checkmate Uka said Eno is in a position of inescapable death therefore aruka wins jera called as both competitors went back up and aruka was congratulated by a few of his old Academy students especially Naruto who gave him instant Raymond As a treat Hinata just smiled warmly at Naruto's good ethics as she was blissfully unaware that Sakura was about to make her life very very miserable Ino went back up to where Sakura was hiding out and said a I lost zakura rudely said never mind that just initiate plan C7 before bug boy and that ugly Panda tenton fight amam it Sakura can you stop being a [ __ ] to all the other girls behind their backs for just 10 minutes Eno said tenton was right near them at the time when she heard the hurtful words and thought that [ __ ] no one calls me a panda especially not an ugly one I really hope hanata kills her soon but wait what's plant C7 it's not about me hanata or Naruto is it because she's been [ __ ] to us three lately chapter 12 the value of hard work Shikamaru versus Rock Lee zakura and reluctantly Eno are about to unleash a plan that might shatter nuto and Hinata's relationship the C7 also Eno just got pounded by aruka however Eno is having regrets about the evil C7 plan so what will she do so Eno Pig are you ready to initiate the plan and make that filthy little hinat cry hum Sakura poked Sakura I've thought a long time about this so please leave me out of it I just don't think I can do it I'm sorry Eno said walking away what get back here you [ __ ] we have to make the other bitch's life miserable Sakura yelled and apparently something's happening but we'll direct our attention back to the rest of the guys you're kidding Rock Le I should just quit now shikima moped as the rest of the koha 11 minus akur Andino stood over him a come on I had to face a jonan Shikamaru you can do it Choi enthusiastically said yeah you have so much you can do but you slack off don't give up now Naruto encouraged Shikamaru San and honorable Shinobi always fights until the end and works as hard as he can you can do it too Lee told him man how Troublesome is this he said as soon a day announced once more brol and you're down I mean left I may up with a drowsy slur to her voice ban drunk on sake again what an old gizer nuto said as Shikamaru and rock Le made their way down good luck Shikamaru his friend Joi called as he replied A I'm going to give up anyway Lee my youthful student show him your extensive training of blooming youth guy said as rock Le said back I will Guy sensei and the two started crying emotionally again they kidding why can't you be emotional like that nii tenton asked as nii didn't give a reply but glanced in her direction looking slightly disappointed GAA down at the arena had a pair of binoculars and was staring at a pair of decup breasts somewhere in the audience when t a day yelled put those damn binoculars down and start the match you pervert GAA proceeded to blush as the woman in and the audience was now hiding from jia's gaze all right Rock Le and Shikamaru fight jera called then he put up his binoculars again until he saw a pair of even bigger breasts he stared at them until a giant rock hit his head and soon a day yelled those are mine you dumus blee already was at shikamaru's back as he was thinking of a strategy and Lee kicked Shikamaru in the sides at lightning speed until he was kicked a final time hard in the head sending him flying and his mouth biting the dust Le strength and speed out of everyone why him Troublesome he thought then Shikamaru created a whip of Shadow under his feet as Lee came for him again shika's Shadow speed is improved but nowhere near enough to catch Lee Lee was running in circles around shika making him almost invisible then after shika got dizzy Lee went under him and kicked him up then he wrapped shik in bandages and proceeded to yell primary Lotus the original as Lee quickly spun Shikamaru and they both landed with maximum force and made a giant crater shikima looked un for as he had a bump in his head and swirled in his eyes Rock Lee moved to use another to Jutsu technique but he didn't budge what how did this happen Lee said shocked I just waited for you to use your Lotus which is the technique for you that takes the longest to execute also the Lotus makes your body contact a lot of mine using that to my advantage I used the Giant Shadow your body made that overlapped with mine and trapped you in my shadow possession Jutsu he said I have made a mistake I cannot make extended moves anymore Lee said as he struggled to get out but unfortunately he was more speed based than muscle-based Shadow strangled Jutsu shika proceeded saying as Shadow hand started moving up Lee but once shikim realized that his shadow touched a sensitive part of Lee he started blushing then a hand moved up to Lee's neck and Lee was still trying to get out my strength has to match his to get out so I will work harder Lee thought Lee gathered up all of his strength on one burst saying second gate open and he finally had enough strength not to fully Escape but to move his arms and torso Shikamaru started looking nervous as Lee reached down slowly overcoming the Shadow and unlatched his ankle weights which produced a large sound such as crash or boom maybe even plank whatever it was Lee was freed from two six tons of weight on him and his leg strength was finally enough to escape shikamaru's Jutsu you escaped no matter this will be Troublesome but I'll get it done with three-dimensional Shadow Jutsu shikimo lazily said as the Shadows now had the dimension of height well when did he learn that said Eno ran back to the rest of the group and said ever since shika became a chunin he started being even more lazy and falling behind everyone he envied nii for getting to chunin then jonan while he didn't even make a move hell he was even jealous of you Naruto when he saw your new renan so he trained for three more minutes a day making it four and learned how to make shadows three-dimensional that's just it Lee tried charging around Shikamaru and landed five brutal kicks on him until he aimed an axe kick at shikamaru's head when Shikamaru caught Le's foot with a shadow but you again then this time you're not getting away shadow Lotus shiker yelled as Lee thought oh no not another Lotus spin-off Lee got lifted into the air around 50 m High then got wrapped by some more Shadow arms then got thrown down by them as the main Shadow still held on to Lee he also fell with Force but Lee managed to twist the shadow at the last second and landed with his legs the Lotus has become a popular Jutsu however the Lotus also cannot be mastered without years of heart work I have worked hours every day without sleeping to overcome the best Geniuses of koha Shikamaru no offense to you but you sit around watching television all day who will win the lazy Genius of the leaf or the hardworking idiot of the leaf we shall find out then Lee slightly fatigued Unleashed more power as he yelled third gate open and attacked Shikamaru with 10 different kicks in the time that Shikamaru could move a finger as he was getting pounded too near defeat Shikamaru had one more strategy up his sleeve shadow puppet he said as a shadow was taking the form of a human the shadow was taking on Rock Le's properties and it started to quickly block every move directed at Shikamaru with equal speed as the shadow of a person moves as fast as the person itself Lee's shadow puppet came at the real Lee and started bringing a mad frenzy of punches when Lee blocked all of them Shikamaru formed a hand sign and said change form as the shadow puppet lost a bold cut hair and started turning into a figure with long hair it was a hyuga but Shikamaru had a hard time deciding between niiji and Hinata so he just left the form nameless the hyuga puppet ran toward Lee now at a slower Pace while Lee said niiji or fake niiji or Hinata I cannot let you defeat me as Lee delivered a few roundhouse kicks and a koha whirlwind at to hyuga it took the first few then went into a defensive stance and spun at a very fast rate blowing Lee away Lee came running back in a Flash and the hyuga started aiming 2486 3264 90 Palms at Lee Lee blocked every one of them except the very last one which sent him flying into a wall Lee got up and realized his left foot stopped working no matter I only need my right leg for the next few jutes wait to hyuga puppet is slower than me now is my chance all I have to do is stay out of the range of its C Lee thought he ran saying fourth gate open then didn't even need to dodge the hyuga shadow as Lee's velocity just pierced through it like tissue paper then Lee backed up his foot charging up his new powerful Jutsu koha typhoon Shikamaru somehow managed to dodge the move by an inch but the powerful wind backlash of the roundhouse kick made cuts and gashes in shikamaru's chest and he was sent flying up again how unlucky this move feels like that Troublesome to mari's Fan attack out Shikamaru uttered as he Reed himself for a painful crash but Lee would make sure it wasn't a painful crash it would be more like an excruciating one Rock Lee jumped up caught Shikamaru and went flying down so fast that the two were invisible reverse Lotus another crater was formed next to the first this one being three times the size chiko landed in a really awkward position as his leg was twisted over his head he felt great pain something he never felt before because he was too lazy to go this far shikim was about to raise his hand in defeat when a thought came to his head flashback a few months ago Shikamaru and Asuma were playing a game of shogi something similar to chess and Asuma actually caught Shikamaru in a difficult position Dam it there's no way I can win now I think I'll just give up shikima said Shikamaru every Shinobi knows this so you should to that no matter what the circumstance you never give up in a mission because if you do you'll just be giving up your life right then and there and letting your village down assumer replied but this isn't a mission it's a game shikim replied still to become a truly great person at anything you never give up you already have the brains now why not give it everything you have whatever you say assume a Sensei but there's still no winning comena wait a minute I got it Checkmate Shikamaru said in excitement as he found the solution see Shikamaru that's what I'm talking about no matter what happens there's still a way out now would you apply that in real life assuma asked I don't know shikim replied then flashback assuma Sensei I see what you're talking about now it's painful situations like these where I still shouldn't give up thank you shikima thought to the clouds where Asuma was now at he's dead then Shikamaru riddled with bruises and a couple of broken bones got up very slowly and Lee said you have gotten up I would have expected you to give up now I will see if you are worthy youth as Lee charged Full Steam at Shikamaru again this time however Shikamaru directed his three-dimensional Shadow round his body wrapping it in a layer as he took a harsh hit from Lee and another and another the plan was to obviously catch Lee with a shadow Shield but it was failing so far Shikamaru somehow kept taking the kicks without doing anything making the bruises burn even more however Lee's movements got slower until he actually noticed and said why am I so slow today Shikamaru answered look on your body and Lee saw a bunch of tiny black dots on his green jumpsuit realizing that they were Shadows hindering his movement and sucking up his chakra but how he answered another one of my new tricks I made my Shadows into a Mist giving the initial distraction that I was protecting myself from your attacks with a shadow then the Mist trapped you like one of my normal jutsus do now your movement speed barely matches mine he said aha I see then I must exceed your speed with even more strength fifth gate open Lee said as Shikamaru thought [ __ ] I forgot he has a way of instantaneously raising his power and speed Lee then gave Shikamaru a hard uppercut in the chin then they both flew into the air and Lee was hitting Shikamaru so fast that the two looked like they were laser beams Shikamaru tried defending but failed as his TJ Jutsu skills lack then Lee prepared his fists and Unleashed a barage of punches so fasted his fists and Shikamaru were on fire evening peacock he said as it was revealed to be a similar version of G Jutsu Shikamaru fell to the ground surrounded by third degree flames and many medic nin were running at him spraying fire extinguishers mind if I join with my penis no Jutsu I know that shikimo loves the spring Sai said enthusiastically as the rest of the Ninja fiercely said hell no after the burns were treated shikim was unconscious on the ground and his eyes were in swirls Shikamaru is unconscious broccoli wins jera call despite being lazy Shikamaru has given every effort he had he is not a disgrace after all Lee said as he went back up and Shikamaru was carried away on a stretcher now that Lee and shikamaru's match was over and there was a 15-minute break Sakura started getting to work I don't care if everyone's a [ __ ] to me or if everyone's against me I will make hanata pay Sakura said fiercely as she smiled evily first you'll cry then you leave your guy and when you face me you'll die [ __ ] chapter 13 C7 broken pieces of Hinata's heart last chapter Lee kicked shikamaru's ass even though Shikamaru decided to stop being so lazy he was carried off and is now in koha hospital also Sakura will initiate her plan soon and nobody knows except Eno the next competitors tenton and Shino were taking advantage of the 15-minute break tenton threw a kunai at every period mark on an essay to improve her aim and Shino was making a plan with his bugs Eno meanwhile was fighting with inner Eno and deciding what to do about sacri C's evil plan we have to help nuto and Hinata it's the right thing to do but you'll surely lose the respect of all the fan girls I don't care I can't let someone be hurt that much you've been hurt too when SAS K left it's not the same thing Fang girl love and actual love are different let's just leave everyone alone and not get involved but I really don't know then Sakura finally returned from her Hideout to where the koha 11 were hanging out she looked pretty pissed off and no one dared approach her theud said hey hanadan look at those clouds they're so beautiful right now like you ha too bad Shikamaru can't see them poor shika he loves clouds then Naro K she said while blushing we have to tea talk in the men's bathroom okay I just hope you're not implying you know I mean why the men's bathroom the Naro said as the couple walked in man I got to do something and fast heo thought as soon as the couple got to the bathroom hanada grabbed nuto and started kissing him Naruto was blushing until wait you're not hanada you don't smell anything like her Naruto said in Surprise as hanata slapped duct tape on Naruto's mouth shut it Naruto Youk spoil the romantic moment hanada said as she disappeared in a puff of smoke and revealed herself to be Sakura I thought she was just outside a moment ago nuto thought unable to talk I know what you're thinking narut and that was a simple clone Jutsu can't believe everyone fell for itow Kiss Me nuto Sakura said faking passion as she took off the duct tape from nutk mouth and she tried to enter nutk mouth but he wouldn't let her I don't love you now let me go Sakura before I have to hurt you Naruto said zakura proceeded to mold her hand into a medical chakra blade and cut through all of nar's tendons in his limbs to make sure he didn't move she also cut Naruto's voice box so his voice couldn't reach above a whisper she then took off Naruto's jumpsuit T-shirt and pants leaving him wearing only his headband and his itaku Rayman boxers Sakura stop please Naruto whispered zakura then took off her top and bottom and was barely clad she then said voice imitation Jutsu and started mumbling a bit and sounded exactly like narudo then Sakura yelled with nutk voice loudly Sakura that feels so good meanwhile the koha 11 were still outside when Kiba said aamu heard something Naruto's cheating on you and he's in the men's bathroom ha I knew he was a two-faced bastard B he can't be we promised he dou you wouldn't do something like that Hinata said worried as she ran to the men's bathroom she was too alarmed to think of using the Bakugan but nii activated his and peered in the men's bathroom where nuto was held against his will and Sakura was using his voice Sakura that [ __ ] hanadis Sama wait niiji said as he ran for the bathroom also Eno was feeling even more dread and guilt as the plan went further and she also ran in I know Naruto Khan would never do anything to hurt me HEK not that kind of person hanada thought worriedly as she kept going in the men's bathroom then she heard nutk voice which is actually Sakura saying loudly that hanad is just a [ __ ] she's only good for her money I only want to be with you Sakura the's fear was confirmed apparently in the bathroom Sakura had to execute the final part of her plan she laid down on her back and dragged nuto on top of her and she placed Naruto's hands on her breasts even though he resisted with all of his power the medical Jutsu was just too effective then Sakura pulled Naruto's head and said you know you like it what are you talking about you [ __ ] stop raping me Naruto thought as Hinata ran in and everyone was in deep shock except Sakura who was smiling smugly mission complete niiji and Eno then ran in and said Hinata it's not what you think Sakura but stopped and were completely stunned by what they saw Naruto was on top of Sakura and they were both almost naked and you don't want to know zakura said in a fake voice oops they found us n k nuto was shocked angry and scared as he saw hanada and as he realized what just happened Sakura Drew him in and more awkward silence for three whole minutes as Naruto started regaining his voice he said listen hanadan it's not what it looked like Sakura as Hinata interrupted W what you love your dear Sakura go ahead keep doing your business I D don't care I thought I could trust you Naruto K you were the boy I've watched for over T1 years I thought you had a pure heart I thought you were D different from the others I was so as stupid P please just don't come near me again nuto began to regain control of his limbs too and he said hinat Chan it's a complete misunderstanding you have to believe me W well maybe I misunderstood that I'm just a [ __ ] or I'm Jay just good for my money is that misunderstanding to you she said tears now streaming out of her eyes honestly Sakura used her voice imitating Jutsu and I don't want to hear it have fun with Sakura I can't know you think of me as trash like everyone else does but I want you to know I'll still love you forever no matter what and Naruto K I just can't trust you goodbye and Naruto K hanada said as she hit her flood of Tears in her long Indigo hair and she ran out of the bathroom she thought goodbye forever take care of yourself Naruto the Nan Naruto said is here and out also and nii with Eno said wait for us we have proof Naruto and ran out with him nii said Byakugan and tried finding Hinata he finally did but his face twisted Dan he started forming tears in his eyes where's hanatan and what's wrong nii Naruto asked niiji pointed right and said that way and we have to hurry the trio ran at full speed now and they discovered an indigo haired figure under them however the Indigo haired figure had a rope around her neck and nuto yelled Hinata niiji used a gakin strike to cut the rope around Hinata's neck and Eno quickly made medical chakra and focused it on an unconscious Han's broken neck please live Ki make her live already Naruto yelled as Sai came in and said Venus wait suicide scene crying nuto and niino using all of her healing chakra completely an appropriate timing anything I can do to help nii wiped away his tears and said Yes actually make some stitches with your ink Jutsu and Stitch anat's neckbones together for faster healing hopefully she'll live I will get soon a day Sama as he jumped off please nap out of it I'll die without you hanatan Naruto said still crying as he held on to her unconscious body for dear life looks like Eno has a heart after all well see what plan C7 is a few episodes later as drama will be created and Sakura will still be bashed D match results so far 18 Hinata de one Kakashi 17 Sakura de two guy quarterfinal match 18 hanata versus 17 Sakura this applies if hanata doesn't die what tragedy 15 nuto deaf 16 kohu deaf three nii four kurai deaf 14 Choi quarterfinal match 15 nuto versus 4 kurai then I DEA five iiki deaf 13 Kiba six aruka DEA 12 Eno quarterfinal Match six aruka versus Tensai seven Lee deaf 11 Shikamaru votes for who wins Shor tenton five for tenton zero for Shino anata versus Sakura already decided Pino versus kurai already decided arur S 3 to zero uker tenton 2 to 0er tenton new poll SAS is coming back and when he does which Sakura bashing song parody would you like to see him and his band sing this is part of the plot the purpose is to piss Sakura off before she fights Hinata so she's more Furious P Sakura pick El kulo me pick El kulo by Ruto a parody of Naruto Sakura's a [ __ ] Kyle's Mom's a [ __ ] from South Park originally this was someone else's idea but I forgot who Bri votes leader Sakura has a big butt I like big butts are something similar by MC Hammer Sakura is too fat the paa too fat paa by Arthur Godfrey keep your shirt on Sakura I'm Too Sexy by match results so far 18 hanata de one Kakashi 17 Sakura deaf two Guai quarterfinal match 18 Hinata versus 17 Sakura mahaha 15 Nudo deaf 16 kohu deaf three nii four kurai deaf 14 Choi quarterfinal match 15 nuto versus four kurai 10 side deaf five aiki deaf 13 Kiba six aruka deaf 12 Eno quarterfinal Match six aruka versus 10 Sai votes for who wins vote if you care Rock Le or Shikamaru three for Lee one for shika Sho or tenton five for tenton zero for Shino anata versus akura already decided Pudo versus kurai already decided arer s new poll 0 to0 new poll SAS K is coming back and when he does which Sakura bashing song parody would you like to see him and his band sing this is part of the plot the purpose is to piss Sakura off before she fights hanata so she's more Furious P Sakura pick El kulo me pick El kulo by Ruto a parody of Naruto Sakura's a [ __ ] Kyle's Mom's a [ __ ] from South Park originally this was someone else's idea but I forgot who two votes leader zakura has a big I like big butts or something similar by MC Hammer zakura is too fat the paa too fat paa by Arthur Godfrey keep your shirt on Sakura I'm Too Sexy by I must get to tsuna day quickly and save my cousin she knows how to heal everything nii desperately thought as he madly dashed to tsuna day yes nii hauga what do you want make it quick I have to start Sho and tenton match soona day saids day Sama I beg your pardon but there is a medical emergency hinat hauga kind of broke her neck niji said trying to cover up the fact that it was attempted suicide soon a day grabbed the microphone and said the next match is postponed for 30 minutes then the two ran back in Hinata's Direction and sunad said I'm guessing that someone made it look like Naruto was dating them because of jealousy hanata fell for it and the poor girl tried killing herself holy how did you know that you're a genius Nei remarked as the two finally got to the destination as they saw an unconscious Indigo haired girl in a jacket a blonde blond-haired boy in an orange jumpsuit crying over her a blonde medical ninja and a purple top healing the girl and a penis obsessed emo I did the stitches work niji said yep without further healing hanada has a 75% chance of living Sai replied then I'll make it 100 external creation rebirth sunad day yelled as the diamond shaped mark on her forehead grew and her chakra entered hinatas making new bone marrow chakra Network and blood vessels to replace the broken or missing ones blood could circulate again and Hinata turned less pale although still pale hanada Chan can you hear me hanada Chan Narito yelled still crying when Hinata slowly opened her eyes and saw Naruto sobbing right on top of her W what why I thought and Naruto K hate me why did you all save me no Naruto didn't cheat on you nor does he hate you I know he would never do that in fact if I hadn't seen Sakura taking over nuto with my bakan we might have not known about it at all nii said then he told her everything that happened D and nuto is this true she said Eno replied yep Sakura told me her plan trusting me with it and I should have told you earlier I'm really sorry hanada I'm sorry too hanada Chan I should have been more powerful so that I could get out of that mess and this would have never happened anyway I mean sakur is a sick [ __ ] of course I wanted to get out of there but I would never cheat on you you know that we promised Naruto said and Naruto K I'm so sorry for ever suspecting you in the first place and F for worrying you guys so much I just thought T that you didn't care anymore Naruto K hanat said I do care and please never worry me like that all right I can't take life without you hanada Chan Naruto replied H I'm sorry for saying penis all the time I mean it's a habit but I'll do it less penis wait [ __ ] Sai said then she know Kiba I patched up Shikamaru Lee choji and tenton arrived glad to see that hanata was okay anata as your teammate I am sorry for not being more alert and protecting you sho said VI apologized hey Naruto I'm sorry too for being such a jerk to you about hanada and hanada I'm also sorry that I was trying to use you to get rich so we're all cool right ninda you're better than that [ __ ] Sakura at least nuto replied shiku then said I'm sorry for being so lazy I'll try to do it less Lee said I am sorry for hurting you so much in our match shikuan and also for actually falling in love with that lovely [ __ ] Sakura I'm sorry for being so plain nii said and tenton said I sorry for asking you to not be as plain that's just the way I love you nii K and I'm sorry for trying the Atkins diet it doesn't work at all Choi said as everyone laughed cheerfully I'm sorry for what I'm about to do to Shino next round tenton replied energetically don't count on it yet Shino replied quietly Naruto then said yay for feeling sorry however Sakura wasn't as fond of the idea of joining in the apologies although she needed to repent the most Sakura was hiding behind a wall watching the whole ordeal and said Hinata you little you just had to live because of your stupid friends I hope you're happy with all of your buddies you popularity [ __ ] because I'll kill you myself when we fight no one overthrows my plans nobody and I'll make sure I take away your dear an and Naruto K mocking her stuttering then nii explained everything that happened to tuna day and she said my own student going through such lengths to shatter the heart of a sweet girl disp able I think I'll dulfy Sakura for the next round wait day Sama please don't the next match is the perfect time for Hinata to get a Revenge right Hinata tenton said as Hinata still getting over the shock and holding nuto nodded all right I let it slide but tenton wait you don't have a last name from now on though you are guy student only part-time Sakura is no longer worthy to be my student instead you will be working with Eno as my student tenton seriously me being trained by the one of the greatest female ninja in history thank yousa day Sama this was my dream tenton said happily as she said letun go Sho we have to fight the two competitors finally went down the stairs and tenton and Shino were about to rev it up sorry folks a major medical emergency was in order but now the next match is between tenton and Shino fight soon a day announced over the intercom Shino immediately formed an insect shield around him but tenton took out a small scroll and summoned 150 kunai she threw all of them at each individual insect killing 150 of them she know said th insect armor as bug started developing metallic shells and tenton threw a few more kunai at them no good then tenton summoned many explosive tags with kunai and threw them all at Shino to try to bomb the bugs off the tags exploded and shino's body got knocked back but it dispersed into many insects and only a few more were dead on the ground Sho summoned many bugs forward charging towards tenton and she said dagger summon the bug neared her now and as they came within range she said the years of training with nijikan have paid off after all eight trigrams 64 stabs then tenton delivered 2 4 8 16 32 and 64 stabs at the surrounding insects they all got cut in half but then instead of dying they dispersed what insect Shadow clones tenton said she know merely nodded then charged forward himself forming insects in his hand he molded them into a straight shape and said in spear tenton summoned a katana next and swung at Shino it was sword versus Lance as Shino made Jabs and tenton made slashes trying they hit each other finally tenton barely got Shino on his chin and Shino scraped tenton arm both injuries were negligible and Sho formed his bugs back to normal Sho said I believe I have the advantage as tenton replied why we have the same injuries he explained you see while we were slashing at each other I turned my insects into the same color as your sword then a few of them at a time crawled and they are now sucking the chakra out of your body ug man I got to wipe all these bugs off me as tenton lifted up her shirt and bugs were indeed crawling over her skin as nii saw tenton reveal that much of her skin he activated his Byakugan and started turning red and he started involuntarily drooling heer vert Naruto said then nii smashed nuto over the head with a frying pan that he retrieved randomly I have to end this match quickly or else he'll take over my body with those bugs and Bug sucking off my chakra is kinda sick tenton thought and she finally threw down the giant scroll on her back and flew into the air tenton yelled Dragon scattering destruction hundreds of random weapons were falling on Shino and he appeared to be stabbed by all of them after the dust cleared around 50 weapons some through vital Parts impaled Shino however he turned into a swarm of bugs and the real Shino reappeared with only a few scratches and a kunai in his back [ __ ] all right all right calm down I need a powerful weapon to even have a chance wait if I combined an exploding tag and a kunai having the explosive tag propell it the kunai would move at a very quick rate that's it she thought as she grabbed a long pipe and stuffed a kunai and an explosive tag in there after a few seconds the explosive tag was about to go off Shino was creating a thick insect shield and tenton aimed her new Contraption at Shino tenton has just invented the world's first gun Ton's new gun fired with a blast and the kunai was so fast it was invisible the Kun I went at such speed that it made a hole in his thick wall of bugs and still proceeded to pierce right through his arm and out the other side sheo has a serious injury tenton wins jera said she know you okay I never tested that Contraption out before but it's quite deadly tenton said concerned I am fine thank you for your concern Sho said as a medic nin was replacing the blasted off bone in his arm back at the audience Naruto and Hinata were still hugging each other and being emotional but heck something as shocking as a attempted suicide is bound to be emotional everyone else was just minding their own business while Sakura was still hiding from the others afraid that she'd be killed and simultaneously planning the demise of Hinata but unknown to them though as that SAS kicha who has just killed Itachi and escaped from Madara is now on his way back to koha with heie his team and is planning something special for the residents will it be evil slaughter a battle of the bands SZ and heie returning to koha you all know the plan right SZ asked way ahead of you sa jetsu said arrogantly as he got out a giant wedge shaped object trapped in bandages we're going to rock the OHA until everyone screams SAS I can't believe you're doing this you're so manly I love you now Su jetsu Jugo get the hell out of here me and SAS K need to discuss the plan alone Karen said in her flirtatious voice shut up you [ __ ] me and Jugo are stay settsu said what [ __ ] you're going to die [ __ ] Karen angrily replied you too Fang girl and sword freak shut the hell up now before I have to kill both of you Sasuke said commandingly buo then said no no it's happening again then he said in a darker voice if I see a girl then I kill everyone in koha if I see a boy I stay on plan wait if I see a boy then I kill everyone no no snap out of it never actually I'll [ __ ] kill everyone ha you go I command you to keep yourself under control and not kill anyone unless I give an order to goded SAS commanded and whatever you do unless you want your life to be shredded you will not harm uzamaki Naro or hauga understood yes thank you SAS Jugo said as the four kept jumping on to koha chapter 15 battle of the bands sas's return last chapter hanada was saved Sakura was pissed and tenton beat Shino also SAS and his gang HEI had a plan to totally Rock koha what do they mean by that and why why does SAS want to spare hanin's life so badly if hii does kill people SAS has finally come back him and his group hii enter the unguarded building Gates surprised that the city is so deserted the reason being that almost every resident of koha was in the koha arena watching the fights soon a day was about to call the next fight the one that would settle it all hanada versus Sakura only one thing niji's by aigan as he himself proclaims pwn NS nii got up and said wait I see something unusual four unknown Intruders one giant one woman with tidy short hair on one side and long unkempt hair on the other a freaky water person with a giant blade like object and what s k soon a day heard nii and called out stop the matches everyone prepare for defense this is a powerful missing men with three likely powerful candidates we're talking about the last to prepared defenses all Jon and in chune and accept the competitors get ready to battle the Chan do you remember s we were best friends Naruto said in Surprise why yes he was almost as quiet as I used to be I was the only girl who didn't chase H him and make his life suck after all she replied zakura then rudely trampled the two again and yelled while running sasan forget Sai I love you and headed toward the front Gates thou hich and I promise I will rid you of that [ __ ] someday Naro said thead a d somewhat and no way you're doing that she's my Target and the couple started laughing I'll gladly throw a kunai or two at her head tenton said as they realized the one thing that made them so close their passionate hate for Sakura then nii saw SAS talking with some of the jonen from a distance and said it appears he means no harm even in his body language he comes in peace unless someone attacks him good I should welcome him then make him realize what a pocket he is for leaving Naruto said but SAS was already in the arena he unfolded a compact stage that he summoned from a scroll and he settsu Karen and Jugo jumped on top I wonder what they are are doing Lee said then light started to appear on the stage and suitsu revealed his bladel likee object wrapped in bandages that took everyone in shock it was a giant guitar s KK playing in a band I'm going to love this Eno squeaked as everyone gave her the shut up Fang girl stare Naruto simply jumped down and went up to Sasuke after they stared at each other for a minute Naruto said welcome back idiot so you finally realize that having friends is a good thing H and kind of it's not like I need friends I need power however if my friends can bring me power I'm all for it and you can bring me power who am I kidding I missed you dope he said and that was probably the most emotional saying Sasuke said in his life and even that's not much after they gave each other a high five s agreed to talk to nuto after the tournament but he would bring Karen along just for the purpose that he doesn't look gay which is what many many people accuse him of then Sakura ran over and flattened nuto for the third time and yelled Sask Sask Sask k boot with minow and panted hn get the hell out Fang girl I've been hearing scouting reports and you've been nothing but useless and a bunch of trouble for Naruto dope and his friends not to mention you make their lives miserable also what's this about you making hyuga so depressed that she tried killing herself what where the hell does SAS k k get this news why don't you do something useful and make yourself Baran food piece of trash s said disdainfully s k k she said as she looked ready to cry and ran up up the stairs burying her face and thinking evil thoughts again SAS K too why does everyone care about that little blue-haired [ __ ] anyway I mean blue isn't even a good color it's too overrated I'll make sure that idiot hanata suffers a painful death cha SAS K finally started talking over the microphone welcome citizens of koha I have missed a few of you the rest of you I hold hate or at least apathy toward however I will hold a concert here for the sole purpose of gaining power power yeah oh wait sorry folks anyway my band is called hebi snake and the members are me singing and playing the electric guitar settsu here will be playing the bass Karen will be singing the background music and Jugo the big guy will be on the drums are you ready yeah was the response from most koha citizens plus a few we love you s k from fan girls shut the hell up he's my boy Karen said over her microphone as s k got out a dead chicken and smacked her over the head with it s k continued this song is dedicated to Hero Sakura as Sakura beamed and said really I love you SAS then yelled ready to rock let's hit it Sakura is a [ __ ] original lyrics from Kyle's Mom's a [ __ ] this idea was originally from another person on the site but I don't know who so my apologies well sakur is a [ __ ] she's a big fat [ __ ] she's the biggest [ __ ] in the whole wide world sakur is already crying LOL she's a stupid [ __ ] if there ever was a [ __ ] she's a [ __ ] to all the boys and girls on Monday she's a [ __ ] on Tuesday she's a [ __ ] on Wednesday through Saturday she's a [ __ ] then on Sunday just to be different she's a Super King Kong kamiam TCH have you ever met that Sakura she's the biggest [ __ ] in the whole wide world she's a dumb fan girl and she has dumb pink hair she's a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] she's a stupid [ __ ] zakura is a [ __ ] and she's such a dirty [ __ ] talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this Ken is a French girl talking very fast saying Sakura is a [ __ ] tetsu is a Japanese boy talking very fast saying Sakura is a [ __ ] Hugo is an African boy talking very fast saying Sakura is a [ __ ] have you ever met that Sakura she's the biggest [ __ ] in the whole wide world she's a dumb Fang girl and she has stupid hair she's a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] she's a stupid [ __ ] sakur is a [ __ ] and Sh such a dirty [ __ ] s's original solo with a beat of the chorus she gives head injuries to nuto but he's already a freaking [ __ ] hey nuto said and she has no friends almost killed Hinata cuz she's a fan girl fan girl Fang girl [ __ ] [ __ ] and [ __ ] dumbass fan girl she's a stupid [ __ ] sakur is a [ __ ] and she follows me around I really mean it Sakura shess a big fat stinking [ __ ] the big fat Fang girl [ __ ] Sakura y everyone in koha aware by sometime or another that Sakura actually is a [ __ ] start started cheering and applauding so loudly that if you were there you wouldn't be able to hear again for a week the koha 11 including a crying Sakura ran up to s k and started congratulating and complimenting him except Sakura Sakura was crying very noticeably and loudly then smashed a wall so it broke then she said why why why why does he hate me so much why doesn't anyone like me broccoli then surprisingly said sakuran notice the ending I am sorry to say this but you have had this coming to you and you deserve this [ __ ] wow rockle saying [ __ ] this must have pissed him awful L kibba said shut up go away you all hate me anyway and I hate you back I don't deserve this what have I done you all adore Hinata all of this is her [ __ ] fault I deserve to be treated like royalty screw you guys I'm out of here and hanad hauga your dead Sakura bursted back anger management pinky how Troublesome Shikamaru said and you won't lay a finger on hinan got that Naruto said Fier ly as Sakura was read with anger now SAS her beloved came up to her now and said weren weren't you just leaving I prefer quiet and power hn and as Naruto Do's friend if you touch hanata you will be dead a second time here but this isn't the only reason P hm pH she said in a very bitch-like Manner and started leaving when suddenly a random Spaniard came up to Sakura and held her hand the fft finally someone who's on my side she said the Spaniard then let go and said ASAP Puda and ran away laughing a me no comand Naruto said then Shikamaru the smartest of the group said the Spanish guy said you're a dirty [ __ ] everyone started laughing except Sakura of course even SAS K let out a smirk Sakura just went in a rage again and said you know what I think kinata just has so many fans because she tries acting all sweet then tried killing herself and you know what else I'm going to try to fill myself now and you're going to all come up to me and give me a attention like you did to that [ __ ] then the koha leevan and SAS huddled together and after they split tenton said all in favor of not caring and all in favor of thinking that hanat is not a [ __ ] say I all 11 of the Ninjas said I except nuto who said Jay I mean q wait 11 no it's cow DOA K marked Theo asked nii what's that big white thing in your face it's an i he replied confused oh I got it now I Naruto replied energetically as Hinata giggled at Naruto's silly antics tenton then smiled bluntly and said that makes 11 of us that don't care well good luck killing yourself Sakura hope it works Sakura then leted out the biggest scream of her life then blindly charged toward hanata putting all of her chakra in one hand then she prepared to punch and Unleashed her fist but then was stopped by a giant toad roen Naruto greeted Hey kid and you no fighting until the match starts you got that jerus said as he got back to writing his latest it ITA book now with 37 perverted scenes he said again now you two come down here and settle this cat fight like real women as everyone looked at Jura weirdly and then he said ug no not like that I'm not a stinking pedophile a girl who needs to be over 18 in my book to be hot anyway thead and Sakura went down the stairs and they gave each other the fiercest glares since wait these are the fiercest glares you can do it Hinata Chan you got to believe it Naruto said loudly as the rest of the koha 11 yelled in unison yeah go hanada and right after that Sakura just gave the middle finger to everyone then a giant crash could be heard in the arena and Sakura said is my middle finger that strong a mysterious emo Like figure that appeared to have two heads said no dumus we just crashed the wall us the sound five sound five I thought we killed you off Troublesome shikim replied then a pink-haired girl with a Viking hat said look shitthead we not here to cause any [ __ ] trouble got that we just want to play for the godamn Battle of the Bands aruto said battle of the bands the guy with tan skin and six arms said yeah it's where bands perform at any place and we chose here we're trying to beat sas's band finally a fat guy with orange hair said you know where the hot dog stand is the pink-haired girl said over there fattis finally a white-haired young man that was hiding behind the four came out and said pathetic pieces of trash sorry for their insolent Behavior let me introduce us the Emos siamese twins are sain and yukin the profanity Cannon there is TE the fat one is Jobo and the one with too many arms is kimaru and I am and he Unleashed a bone and bented so it spelled out cimro stop acting so cool bone boy saen said as they exchang glares wait I thought you all died Choi said and cimro explained even more the paramedics used gerer robo's excess fat to conduct electricity through his heart to shock him back alive after big eyes struck down kid Maru medic nin came and accelerated his chakra flow as his clog chakra was part of the reason he was temporarily dead yukin and siken were dead because of multiple stabbing injuries so they simply had to be revived by arachim maros sama's forbidden Resurrection Jutsu I had a bone disease which made me terminally ill so Medics took my bone marrow and engineered it so that the disease was gone then cloned me from the stem cells in my bone marrow also my K Jenai makes my bones be able to move freely and repair themselves so the Medics took some of that and injected it into teia whose bones were crushed by trees to fix the bones and that is why we are all alive interesting ni remarked and then the five members made their way down to play a song saen yelled over the microphone are you ready to roll people the people answered yeah okay then I'll be playing the electric guitar my Siamese bro y can here we sing te will play the flute Jobo will play the drums kidaru with his many arms will play bass keyboard triangle and two more random instruments and cimro here will play the xylophone you can explained as cimro removed his entire ribs you was heard from Sakura and a few other girls and his arm bone and made an impromptu bone xylophone all right letun do this thing saen yelled theoha idiot original song American Idiot by Green Day bad song I know P don't want to be a koha idiot don't want a nation under the new hok gay and can you hear the sound of ninjas a subliminal kunai foha LOL welcome to a new kind of mission all across the nuto nation sweet I'm famous nuto said Bas K isn't meant to be gay hell yeah I'm not SAS answered baku's dreams of tomorrow they not the ones who are meant to follow sakur is enough to argue screw you Sakura said well maybe I'm the [ __ ] koha I'm not a part of a ninja agenda now everybody do the shika Shake Troublesome as certain someone said and welcome hanata to the age of paranoia welcome to a new kind of mission all across the Naruto Nation where SAS isn't meant to be gay itaku dreams of tomorrow you're not the ones who are meant to follow sakur is enough to argue don't want to be a koha idiot One Nation controlled by tuna day Espionage day of Hysteria it's calling out to idiot koha welcome to a new kind of mission all across the Naruto Nation veras K isn't meant to be gay itaku dreams of tomorrow they not the ones who are meant to follow sakuras that's enough to argue the crowd cheered but not as loudly as when SAS played however the judging will be uped soon a day jera and arachim Maru who will be heard with a microphone stuck down sas's throat this sucks I have to hear that Michael Jackson wanted SAS remarked saen and yukin joined together again as the sound five were making their way down the stage and ready to be judged by the three sanon and arachim was inside of Sasuke D Robo you godamn fattest idiot you [ __ ] missed the B flat and dsharp on vers 11 [ __ ] Tei yelled shut up you pink-headed bimbo your flute couldn't even be heard Jobo said back both of you pieces of trash stop this instant or I'll cut you into pieces when we get back kimra remarked the two exchanged glares before getting back in their seats meanwhile nii could send something else with his Bakugan not again nii said as he spotted three Intruders only he realized that The Intruders were well looks like we'll have to arrange a welcome back party nii said as she Mar said what's going on now better not be Troublesome then the wall that was just being repaired got smashed again damn you said the repairman as the koha 11 and a few other people were glancing at the new visitors they saw a blond-headed young woman with four bundles of hair a black outfit a giant fan and a confident look next to her they saw a large figure with purple face paint shrouded by a black hoodie and with a giant body-like structure on his back sneering a bit finally a guy with spiky red hair a sand gourd on his back eyeliner LOL and a tattoo with a word love in kangi engraved on his forehead they were the soonest siblings tamari kanguro and gar hey shikan what's up tamari asked brightly as shikim replied lazily nothing you you're even more unenthusiastic than usual shika Kan as if that's possible tamari commented so we you guys here kba asked well we can't miss a good fight can we and I've been getting reports that the pink bimbo SA was about to fight the overly shy one hanada sounded like a good match no kanguro said so you know too huh that Sakura's a [ __ ] tenton said yep the 13 Shinobi now replied as Sakura was overhearing the conversation and was going madly insane in her mind and I heard you and Naruto s were going out Hinata good kid if it weren't for him I'd be a heartless demon by now good luck and show that pink idiot the meaning of love if she has any left and encouraging Garis said why yes I will kazika gay Sama T thanks hanada replied inspired by gark words you know I'm not a thousand years old just call me gar or garisan at best gar said the Gan garisan hanata replied as another call was being placed on the speakers hanada and Sakura's match will be starting shortly and koha citizens make sure to buy the latest we love hanata good luck charms to cheer her on against the biggest iore of koha Sakura was now fuming at her old Sensei but before that Slaughter I mean battle happens we will announce the results of the Battle of the Bands you first jera Tad day said all right thanks now none of the music was hot enough to contribute to my research Naruto slapped his head but I will have to say that the singer Karen and [ __ ] was hotter than the flutist in the sound five teia who was read in Anger therefore I vote HEI Jer announced then sunad said thank you for your subpar analysis jera now let's see what arachim has to say about this as she sh the microphone down sas's throat bachim maru's voice could be heard saying I need to screw SAS I need to screw SAS I need to wait is this a microphone in that case Sasuke may be my boy toy but my sound five had much more variety than him so I vote sound five soon a day started all right thanks for you're better than jera but child molester like analysis arachim Maru now it's my turn and I think that the song koha idiot was a total insult to koha what are you shouldn't me and what's this about you thinking I'm not a good Hoka gay in your song you guys are imbeciles you hear you should be glad you haven't been ass kicked and kicked out by now HEI wins the sound five angrily stormed out of the koha arena and everybody cheered until they got tired of it also the we love Hinata charms which had a picture of Hinata hitting Sakura with a gaken strike and Sakura coughing up blood sold out faster than hot cakes soon a day said yes I'm rich as a person next to her gave a glare and she said fine I'll pay you back SAS smirked and said to heii well I'll be seeing you later but you are all formerly arachim Maru subjects that aren't from koha so you must go to acki now for interrogation SAS said parin replied no I want to stay here SAS K don't leave me as sare applied you girls are all the same aren't you bitching about your life and going on about the best looking guy day after day you're all alike with the exception of hanada Chan I mean Hinata I coughed hn pering gave a flaming glare but s k literally spat a flame at her and she ran trampling over settsu and Jugo then settsu chazzed after her and yelled come back here [ __ ] well Jugo sadly followed soon a day finally announced the moment you've all been waiting for has come the epic fight against hanada and Sakura the crowd and Hinata's 13 friends behind her gave chance of come on you can win hanada and she was smiling as Sakura was turning rder by the second nii was peering with his Byakugan saying sh she looks about ready to blow at any time watch out hinat Sama anata replied back and nii ni don't worry I'll be fine as she cheerfully walked downstage after giving nuto a hug then got ready to battle apparently the sanon had a plan too as tun and Jer were talking to sas's throat and discussing a plan Gua whatever you do don't end this match until Sakura is in critical condition goded we have to teach the Brad a lesson she'll never forget Sun a day asked I F fine he answered then he turned back and said fight the thought I have to kill that [ __ ] ran through both of their heads in some form then Sakura was the first to charge at Hinata having all of her chakra again in one hand then right as Sakura was about to strike hanada formed a defensive stance and said Kon at the end of the Whirlwind Sakura was thrown and she looked ready to be hospitalized at any moment even though it's only been 10 seconds why you really shouldn't have done that Sakura my Kon Jutsu as spins chakra at such high revolutions that regardless of chakra control your chakra is be blown away hanat said asakura looked very puzzled now that her chakra reserves are down to 1% I'm not finished with you yet asakura charged at tanata with a very small medical chakra blade which was all she had left bakura was about to strike and do very little if any damage hinat said be big mistake I will now shut off any remaining chakra uh have I will not kill you but n Naruto Khan doesn't need people like you in the world you should stop treating others like trash and see who the are real trash is then in Anger Hinata's eyes started turning bloodshot red and adopting the qualities of the manio Sharingan with this new type of D Jutsu she can unlock a variety of Jutsu and increasing the effectiveness of her old ones bada easily knocked away Sakura's attempt of an attack and yelled eight trigrs 192 Palms 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 96 as said amounts of powerful gak and blows went in Sakura who was bleeding internally and looked ready to die wow what a genius nii said of his own cousin unaware of her special D Jutsu that only activates when she's very disturbed you little [ __ ] Sakura muttered under her breath and still elected to charge at her in all of her blurry vision she threw two kunai and two shuriken and all four weapons went past inad except for one kunai which was thrown so horribly that the back end hit Hinata's nose and it didn't hurt at all Sakura seemed to be motioning to someone else then kept feeling weary and ready to Keel over Hinata decided to finish this off and send Sakura to the hosp eight trigrams empty Palm wall an noage Abed a heavy strike in thin air and it made a wall of thin chakra that rushed in Sakura's Direction at an unimaginable velocity however as Sakura braced herself for attack many pieces of paper appeared out of nowhere and the wall of chakra made a piercing noise with the paper and missed Sakura what what's going on hanada thought but the paper rearranged themselves to form another figure entirely the woman with black hair and akitsuki robes emerged from the piles of paper and jera yelled out Conan why the hell are you here she replied this pink-haired girl paid me she told me to show up and kill this blue-haired girl if she could not herself and it looks like she is outmatched I must do my job jera please leave me in PE as nuto jumped up from the crowd and said hold it what do you think you're doing why do you listen to Sakura you Akatsuki need to be taken down this instant and don't you dare touch Hanan Naro yelled G it's business now leave me alone or you die too I only came here for one kill marito answered well how much did the pink-haired [ __ ] pay you I bet I can pay you more to go away and leave hanadan alone she paid me half a million dollar Conan answered what I only have $140,000 tunna day Sama jera you must have money right Naruto said sorry kid I had to pay all of my cash to do research jera explained as nark face turned sour and soon a day said sorry but I'm still in debt all right then I guess I'll have to take you out Rass and shuriken Naro yelled while charging toward Conan and the attack hit her squarely in the chest that was easy Naruto said but the pieces of crumpled paper now on the ground rearranged themselves to remake Conan she then knocked nuto away with a sledgehammer made of paper and shot many paper shurikens at hanata anata said s scissors beat Paper a trigrams protection of 64 palms and shot lasers of chakra into many directions making a barrier around her and indeed cutting all of the paper up then Narito grabbed the paper and S K who just came down said Kon great Fireball Jutsu and incinerated the paper and Conan was no more for 3 seconds actually the ash started forming Conan again and SAS said what she can Rise From Ashes nii then jumped down to help his cousin and said a trigrams perverts palms and hit Conan in all of the wrong places wow you're the next jera believe it Naruto said after the perverted Jutsu Conan wasn't aroused a bit in fact she looked ready to kill both of the big eyed hyugas now meanwhile sunad day had Sakura in a headlock and jera summoned a house size toad just in case Naruto SAS and nii were barely holding back Conan from a now fatigued Hinata until Naruto decided the battle was going too far everyone come down here we need your help Naruto said then the rest of the koha 11 the Sans siblings and a few jonen would come down and join the battle but in the meantime The cashiered Office Depot said that'll be $254 ma'am then a figure none other than Conan gave the cashier her money and picked up many huge piles of paper now back at the arena giba and aamer noticed a disturbance and said where the hell did the paper woman go me and akamaro can rip paper to shreds you know she told me she was going to the Office Depot to buy paper Naruto said said as some of his friends said you idiot what Naruto replied but then Conan came back and she had 10 paper clones shikim was the first to jump into action and he caught three Conan in his shadow possession Jutsu the trapped conin weren't for long however they all split into pieces of paper and flew into the air then SAS said maximum Chidori current and a current of deadly static electricity passed through the 11 conin and blasted all of them however not one had a scratch on them boy haven't you learned anything in science class W isn't a good electrical conductor and is therefore good protection against lightning Conan said as everyone grumbled this is an I'm people no one pays attention to science in an I'm man how Troublesome she's practically Invincible unless possibly if something eats and digests her wait a minute Sho do you have any termites Shikamaru said and asked Shino replied meekly only a few but I will give it a shot bug swarm many black non- termite insects were F out of Shino as shikim was shaking his head obviously Shino didn't listen when he said termites Conan made a paper dagger and fiercely cut the army of black bugs with her blade it appeared as if she cut all of them but then all 11 Conan started deteriorating W what termites you have discovered my one weakness Conan said in Surprise shikim thought well maybe she knows smarter than he lets out as he said obviously paper made of wood and the one real weakness wood has is not cold electricity or fire but termites they eat wood like choji eats barbecue steaks in a buffet and that's a lot as Choi started giving Shikamaru a piss off look Shikamaru continued now Naruto her body's defected enough that it can't recover itself now use your renan nuto nodded and said this is for you hinat Chan KAG bunch and no Jutsu as he made 12 Shadow clones all holding a renan in their left hand displaying his increase in Chakra control then Naruto K hanada said worriedly as Naruto got ready to attack wait do why 12 we have only 11 opponents SAS said as nuto answered you'll see Theo charged to each Conan and threw a renin at one 10 of the Conan clones shredded into microscopic pieces of paper and dispersed the remaining Conan couldn't recover and started escaping you are formidable opponents but you still cannot defeat the akitsuki not with pain Sama also we will be capturing you uzamaki Naruto and the money isn't the only reason I am trying to capture hyuga but you will know our reason soon farewell Conan said as choji was running at her saying ultimate body bullet Jutsu but she just dispersed into thousands of papers and disappeared the remaining Naruto with a rengan now dashed toward Sakura who was in tuna day's visp and a second nuto came to spin wind chakra into the sphere an angry Naruto now said if you value your life leave hanadan alone you [ __ ] then he formed the sphere into a shuriken likee shape and yelled wind release grass and shuriken and started to bash his palm at Sakura's Direction and he hit something but it wasn't Sakura sunad day was grabbing nuto in the arm and she said Naruto that's enough your Technique could kill her you know but soon a de botan don't you see what this wench did to hanadan twice Naruto asked still having the spiraling Ras and shuriken in his hand inches away from Sakura's face yes but it is up to the koha court and Council to decide what her punishment is not you Naro I'm sorry she answered normally in one of these situations nuto would give one of his soul changing speeches like he did on niiji and gar but this time he felt like the stubborn Sakura wasn't even worth talking to anymore he could not change her for who she was a heartless monster inside of the body of a pink-haired girl he decided to make her feel the most painful punishment loneliness dudo walked back up to the audience area but not before picking up pada and shikimaru niji and SAS K followed nobody said a word Sakura's action spoke loud enough Sakura meanwhile were struggling under the ambus grips as they were taking her away more and more UK came stop her mad Rampage no why me I haven't done anything wrong you will die you stupid [ __ ] fat blueberry zakura finally got carried off and Kiba said wow blueberry that [ __ ] should be sent to the insane asylum nuto replied at least it's all over and Sakura can't lay a hand on hinan anymore then Naruto pulled Hinata into a hug and everyone was feeling happy until Sai said well now that every male hates akakura she won't be getting any penis wait did I say penis crap penis Penton proceeded to sweep nii off the ground and hit Sai in the head saying you're more perverted than nii K get over the penis thing as she Chaz saigh around the audience smashing him with niiji and they both yelled stop I'm sorry ouch Peno broke the silence and said you koha are a weird Bunch aren't you as choji said back nah just a few of them wait then choi's stomach could be heard grumbling so loud that an earth earthquake knocked a few people off their seats and he too was chazzed by an angry mob stop I need to get my potato chips a he said as he was mobbed to a distance and the rest of the Ninja sweat dropped yep another chapter purely for building plot but I'll try to get more humor in there meanwhile please give me any constructive criticism or any other comments you may have thanks