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Chad, can y'all hear me? >> Chat, can y'all hear me? Oh my god. CHAT. EVERYBODY SPAM PIZZA IF Y'ALL CAN hear me. Spam pizza. What? Oh, they can't hear me. They can hear me. They can hear me. I can't see my mic though. Chat, can y'all hear this song right here? >> I'm about to be there. >> They can't even hear this song, can't they? Make sure your desktop audio is set on Streamlabs to to the default device >> default. >> So my >> default or manual the desktop audio either manually set it to cable input or just set it to default device. >> I might just go back to just >> so they can hear what this [ __ ] is weird as [ __ ] I can't. >> Oh, God bless America. >> Stream just isn't set up for voice meter. So, just need to set the inputs just need to be set. That's it. It should be fine. >> Yeah. Yeah, but they can't hear like my they can't hear my desktop AUDIO THOUGH, MAN. CHAT. I'M so >> just just set your desktop audio if you want to get rid of voice meter just for now because your I don't think your stream lives set up for it. >> Yeah. >> Just just set your like your actual desktop audio like the bottom right icon with the speaker. Set that to uh A50 voice chat or whatever and then set your Streamlabs to the same output. >> Yeah, I know. But >> just go back to default settings. Why don't Yeah. Yeah. But like I like I I can't even hear you now. Oh well. Okay. Okay. Okay. >> Like just get rid of voice meter from the equation cuz the only reason we're using voice meter is so what about now? Can I hear the song now? Can I hear now? at Omar donated $1.99. >> All right. My fault. My fault. My fault. MY FAULT. MY FAULT. MY FAULT. MY FAULT. MY FAULT. MY FAULT. MY FAULT, BRO. MY FAULT. MY FAULT. My fault. My fault. My fault. Chat, listen, listen, listen, listen. We had a little, we had a little, you know, you feel what I'm saying, chat. We had a little something something. My fault. My fault, bro. Tell you know how this streaming stuff get, bro. Sometimes it gets kind of complicated, bro. I'm going to BE HONEST. BUT ANYWAYS, EVERYBODY IN THE CHAT, LET'S TURN THE [ __ ] UP. LET'S TURN UP. LET'S GO. Say no. Say no. Say no. Bernard Canadian dollars through Super. >> Um, listen bro. Today chat, I'm going to be honest, bro. I wanted to spark up a stream. Um, I just came back from Y already probably know what I'm doing. Y already chat. You already probably know what I got coming up, bro. You feel what I'm saying? Chat, you know, I've been training. We've been doing our thing. So, chat, I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT, BRO? LET'S POP A STREAM, BRO. You feel what I'm saying, chat? So, I was like, "Chat, let's just start chat. Let's just pop a stream, bro. Tell we going to pop a stream. We going to have just a little cool little stream." To everybody stream, hit that like and sub button, chat, I miss y'all boy so much, bro. You feel what I'm saying? Uh, we going to have some fun today. Do our little thing. And look to anything. Listen, bro. Anything y'all want me to do today, just tell me, bro. Anything y'all boys want me to do, just tell me what y'all boys want me to do today. Okay? Hey Flo donated $1. >> No speed. Can you shout out Flee? Flee K. >> Shout out to Fleet. Shout out to Fleep. Okay, this chat moving way too fast. I got the chats combined and it's like play Tik Tok Mike GT. I ain't going to lie. I haven't been on Minecraft in a minute, bro. I'm not going to lie to you. Somebody said hot chip. Omegle fake room. All right, chat. Anyways, we going to get lit, chat. Let's get right, bro. You feel what I'm saying, chat? We going to turn up, bro. You feel me? Ah, it's been A LONG, BRO. IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE I since I No, it's only been one day since I haven't streamed. I streamed two days ago. Like, y'all can't I don't want to hear no part-time, no nothing. It's only been two days since my last stream, bro. Oh, GT. You know what, bro? GTA, bro. You know what, chat? We got to hop on GTA, bro. Yo, chat, let me text Yo, chat, let me text Chester, bro. I haven't been on GTA RP in maybe a long time, bro. Let me text Chester, bro. Let me text Chester. That cuz like that would actually be funny. Uh fun, bro. Yo, bro, you online today. I'm not going to lie, chat. Cuz GTA, I ain't going to lie. GTA chat. GTA RP, we haven't been on that in a very long time, bro. Like, like like them like that's one of the games we haven't been on in a little minute, bro. TF2 Bowlolan gym Roblox GTA V remove your Wait, remove what? Remove >> I am trying to sleep. Be quiet, >> bro. Oh, listen. Don't, bro. Please, bro. I'm really not in a mood, bro. So, don't be Don't Hey, LISTEN. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR NO DONATION saying speed quiet down. I'm trying to sleep. I'm not trying to hear that [ __ ] Nobody trying to hear that. I DON'T WANT TO hear that, bro. Why is, bro? Why is my brother [ __ ] check? Look at this [ __ ] bro. Why is my brother email linked to my Rockstar account? What the [ __ ] Oh my god, he's probably asleep right now. Ah, it's always some It's always something. Yo, Chad, SHOULD I WAKE HIM UP RIGHT NOW, Y'ALL? SHOULD I WAKE JAMAL UP? WHY IS his email linked to my goddamn account, bro? Bro, his Rockstar account is linked to my Steam account. How the hell is that possible? Hold on, chat. I might got to wake him up, BRO. Hold on, chat. I gotta hold. I might got to run and wake him up. Hold on. Give me three second. Oh, should I prank him? Should I prank him? Should I prank his ass? Should I Oh. Yo, T. Y'all want a little prank for the beginning of the stream? A little water slap? Hold on. Oh yeah. Oh. Oh yeah. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Wait. Let me prank his ass. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Wait. Chad. This is a good opportunity, bro. This is a great opportunity. Let's prank his ass. Hold on. Wait. Let me see how far Slips is. I wonder if I can just um switch to my phone. Yo, how far are you? >> Like five. >> You five minutes away? >> Yeah, maybe like eight. >> How do I um uh I want to like prank Jamal real quick. >> Like I want to prank him real quick. Like a quick prank. Can I just switch to my phone? Like how do I um like like I just want to do a little quick IRO bit in the house. >> Just just do your classic YouTube unlisted. >> Yeah. Oh, YouTube unlisted. >> Just do that. This the quickest way for you to do it without me having to explain too much. >> All right. Bet. All right. All right. Bet. All right. All right. Bet. Let's prank him. Let's prank him. Let's prank him. Let's prank him. Hold on. I'm about to do a unlisted YouTube stream on my phone and I'm about to prank his ass. Watch this. Hold up chat. Y'all wait. Y'all y'all really want it. Y'ALL REALLY WANT THE PRANK? NAH, Y'ALL. [ __ ] Y'all messed up, bro. Y'all messed up, bro. Y'all really want the prank. That that that that that. Okay. Now, what I have to do, I just No, no, no, no. Uh unlisted. Um go live. Okay. Wait, why is it Oh, wait, wait. T, y'all really want the What do I tell? WHAT KIND OF PRANK SHOULD I DO, THOUGH, CHAT? What kind of prank should I do? What kind of prank should it be? Should it just be water, y'all? Should it just be the water prank or no? Should it just be water or no? What should it be? All right, bet. All right, [ __ ] Are y'all ready? All right, let me pull up the stream. Okay, YouTube studio right here live. What do y'all want? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Let me I'm about to prank him hard as hell. Here we go. Okay. All right, Chad. Can y can y'all see me? Wait, wait, wait. >> All right, Chad, can y'all see me? See me? >> Wait, wait, wait. >> All right, Chad, can you hear me? >> Wait, why I can't hear myself? Can y'all hear me? >> What the [ __ ] Wait, why? Why can I not hear myself? What the [ __ ] Bro, I hate >> Bro, why can I not hear myself? Bro, I hate when this [ __ ] happen. So, chat, Y'ALL CAN SO, CHAT, Y'ALL Y'ALL CAN SEE AND HEAR ME. All right, bet. Y'all can hear me. All right, bet. All right, bet. I'm about to prank his ass. I'm about to prank him. Okay. All right, bet. All right, bet. Bet. What? What should I do, though? What should I do? What kind of prank should I do? Oh, yeah. Chat. And look, y'all. I do got the other phone, too. I can read chat on my other phone. I forgot. I forgot I got the other phone. Wait, let me watch my stream on my other phone. What they saying? Ice. Ice. Okay. All right. Okay. Wait. Chat. Quick. Pull up. Quick pull up. Quick pull up. Quick pullup. Chat. Quick pullup. Chat. Quick pullup. Chat. Quick pullup. Chat. Quick pull-up. Chat. Oh [ __ ] Hold on. Hold on. Chat. Quick pull-ups. Quick pull-ups. Quick pull-ups. Quick pull-ups. Quick pull-ups. at ray-rex donated £1.99 through super chat. >> We can hear you now. Okay. Come on. Come on. Come on. Let me stop. Let me stop trying to >> dario-dv9 pranks through super chat. >> You are the best streamer. Can you greet me? >> Quiet. Be quiet, man. Be quiet, [ __ ] >> Wait, let me show y'all my weight. Let me show y'all boys my weight real quick. Let me show y'all boys my weight. at Tedat Singh-T8w donated two Canadian dollars through super chat sold I subscribe >> 180 182 is not bad is that bad 182 >> at coolp donated $1.99 through super chat >> yes speed we do now I need Yes. >> At Young Zone 1755 donated $1.99 through super chat. Are you coming to the Pittsburgh draft? What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? >> At bart_impson 1112 donated 2 through super chat. >> What should I do? >> Speed go and search NYC. >> What should I do? Y >> water. Cold water. Ice water. Okay. Ice water. Let's get some ice water. Let's get some ice water. Ice water. Oh god. What kind of ice water? I don't have ice. What if I put an egg on them? What if I throw egg and water and ice? Okay. What about egg, water, and ice? Bro, what kind of prank should this be? Lemon. Oh, I do. Wait. Lemon. Wait. Lemon. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Okay. So, look. We could put lemon in his mouth. No, that's kind of boring though. I think flour. I think flour. Flour and egg. Let's do flour and egg. >> That'll be better, chat. Let's do flour and egg. Let's do like flour and egg. Let's do this. Flour and egg. Wra hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. >> Flour. Flour and egg. Let's do I'll be back. Let's do [ __ ] egg. Egg. Egg and lemon. [ __ ] Egg. Okay. Okay. Egg and flour. Egg and flour. Egg and flour. Egg and flour. Okay. Okay. [ __ ] Hey, who in the chat know what this is? Who in the chat? Hold on. Wait. Before I prank them. Who want to chat know what this is? Who want to try know what this is? Who want to trap hip? Who want to chat know what this is? If you don't want to tell what this is, say me. Y' don't know. Oh my god, bro. Let me put y'all on. Let me put y'all on. Bro, this is what you call hummus. Hummus. Carrots and hummus. One of the best snacks ever. [ __ ] is smack. Okay, let's go. I got my eggs and I got my flour. This [ __ ] sleep. This [ __ ] want to sleep when it's screen time. You want to sleep when it's stream time? Oh yeah. All right. >> And this dude want to watch cartoons in my house. He want to watch cartoons in my house. Fire in the belly with extra dragon sauce. >> Turn it off. Turn it off. to the best of Bro, tell me the cameraman. Chat, I ain't going to lie. I might need a cameraman, bro. I get hold all this [ __ ] and prank on him. I might need to wait for Slip. Hold on, Chad. Let me call Sliff. Chad, I might need a cameraman, bro. Just do it. I don't have like I can't because you pulling in. All right. All right. I'm going just wait for SL. I'mma put flour and egg on him. I'm about to break his ass hard. >> I think he gonna crash out. We only have >> I see Somebody to try to say a fart on his fart in his face. Y'all are weird. [ __ ] weird. Oh my days, bro. I'm waiting for slips to come cuz I want it to be right. Bro, is it lagging? The hell? Somebody said this is scripted. Y'all think this is scripted? I think he's Yeah, y'all dumb as [ __ ] That boy is knocked the hell out. And I'm talking about it's scripted. Y'all are slow. Do it. I'm waiting, bro. I can't. I don't, bro. I only have one hand. I have one hand. Relax, bro. Oh, god. It's not fake. Well, lied. It's not fake. Place it near the PC. Bro, y'all think, bro, y'all are stupid as hell. That boy knocked the hell out. He's sleeping. Y'all think y'all think he'll let me flower on him and goddamn egg on him? Hell no. Egg on them. Hell no. Why is this [ __ ] lagging though, bro? Is this my internet? I need to fix the internet in my house, bro. God damn. Hold on, Chad. Let me Am I connected to the Wi-Fi? God damn. Put his shirt in. Did y'all see that? Yeah. This quality booty. There you go. The quality better now. Quality better. All right. Let's just wait. Let's just wait while we're waiting. Y'all want to see my gym while we're waiting? Y'all want to see my gym chat? Yes or no? Y'all want to see the chat? 200 degrees, man. Every time I go out, it lags. That [ __ ] is weird. Bro, what is taking this dude so long to pull up? I'm on this. Come on. Oh, he's here. He's here. He's here. He's here. He's here. All right. Ready? Ready? Ready? All right. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Say, "We real." Wai. You're so kawaii. pre-recorded. How was this pre-re bro? Y'all's chat. Look, let me show y'all. This not pre-recorded. Okay, I'm literally Look, this is me. This is my live stream right here. This is my live stream right here. This is y'all, you dumb asses. This is everybody in the chat. You see y'all spamming stupid [ __ ] in the chat. This is y'all spamming stupid [ __ ] You ready? All right, let's do it. Let's do it. >> Are we back? That's back. That's back. You good? Ting, dude. It's pretty. I know. A flower might get messy. I might just use water chat. Flower might get too messy. Just use water. >> Flour will be flour will get messy. Well, okay. Chad, what if we just do water and egg? Is that okay? Or hot sauce in his mouth? Hot sauce in his mouth and I egg him. That's really good. Hot sauce in his mouth and I egg him. Oh, we need to fix the sounds. Okay. Yes. Yes. >> What did I ask him? >> Hustles his move. Splash with water and then fire up the whole way in there. Stay right in there. That's so stupid. How much you pay for I was recording that junior butter fingers. I can't believe I wasted some of my one terrible throw that my phone might blow away on the winds. It [ __ ] lag. Oh my [ __ ] >> lag just pixelated. >> [ __ ] god. We [ __ ] laugh. [ __ ] lag. No [ __ ] way. I should [ __ ] bag the camera. >> That was a [ __ ] Jesus. [ __ ] failure. You just pranked him off. No [ __ ] way of the [ __ ] lab. I'm about to just [ __ ] jump off this [ __ ] robot. >> I can't I can't take this [ __ ] more chat. It [ __ ] lagged. >> It didn't lag. It was just like really bad quality. >> I know. It literally lagged >> right as you throw it, bro. >> Bro, what the [ __ ] That [ __ ] just wasted my [ __ ] time. Bro, it really [ __ ] lagged, bro. Yo, Jamal, bro, you good? >> I'm gonna stay out here because it's like bad in there. You can open it. I can film from out here. I feel bad. You Okay. Are you okay? You okay, Jamal? Bro, it's fault, bro. [ __ ] that [ __ ] bro. Chat always want to do some stupid [ __ ] I'm sick of aache. You good? Are you good? You good, bro? >> Why is noise? There's no I'm trying to find an option. I don't I don't see any This is YouTube app update. I don't see any option for it. I've been looking. >> That was a [ __ ] epic fail. >> I should have grabbed the camera when it came in. We just like went straight away. Everybody in the chat spam L prank, bro. L prank, bro. That That [ __ ] was an epic failure. Epic [ __ ] failure. The mic lagged, camera lagged, everything lagged. A [ __ ] prank, bro. That [ __ ] was a failure, bro. That [ __ ] was a complete failure. That was just chat. That was a L prank, bro. That [ __ ] That [ __ ] was not a W prank, bro. Y'all didn't even see it. That's Bro, I should have just Bro, I should have just threw water on him, bro. I should have just watered him. Like, that was just like Chad, that [ __ ] was just ass, bro. I ain't gonna lie, bro. L prank, bro. And L slips, too, bro. Dead ass, bro. >> L [ __ ] prank, bro. L prank. Real talk, bro. L prank. That [ __ ] was not worth it, bro. Was not worth it. >> For some reason, I can't hear. Lo [ __ ] prank, bro. >> L chat too, bro. Lo, nah, bro. [ __ ] that, bro. Lo, chat, too. Cuz y, bro, bro, it's y'all fault, bro. Y'all be influencing that [ __ ] bro. Y'all got to stop influencing that, bro. >> Donated 99 cents through super chat. >> Real talk, bro. >> That [ __ ] was not worth it, bro. That ass, bro. That [ __ ] was not worth it at all, bro. Yo, bro, I can't hear the >> Shut up. I'm trying to sleep. >> Real talk, bro. That [ __ ] bro. That [ __ ] was not worth it, bro. Like, real talk, bro. And look, AND IT'S Y'ALL FAULT, TOO, BRO. IT'S Y'ALL FAULT CUZ Y'ALL INFLUENCED >> Eric Kennedy G2T donated $1.99 through Super >> Chat, bro. Watch yourself >> like dead ass, bro. Like, nah. Like, chat. Low key, bro. Now, I feel like, bro, I should just pour I feel like I should pour flower on myself and egg myself. >> Greg Parker 9001. Donate through super chat. >> Should I let Jamal flower me? >> It's Greg Parker. I am still waiting, my guy. >> Should I let Jamal flower me and put uh and throw egg on my face? Bro, I feel like I deserve that [ __ ] bro. I'm not going to lie, bro. I dead ass deserve it. >> Skeletons, one skeleton. >> I think I dead ass deserve it, bro. And I'm not even trolling super chat. >> I dead deserve it. >> Can you say happy birthday Nabby? >> I dead ass like no chat. Real [ __ ] bro. I dead ass deserve some stupid [ __ ] like that. I deserve IT BRO. I DESERVE IT. >> At Tanisha-f8B donated£1.9 through super chat. Highspeed ups. Shout out Melissa. >> Let me call him bro. Let me call him bro. Be like yo bro. Let me call him bro. Be like yo bro you can give me back bro cuz that [ __ ] bro. That [ __ ] was ass bro. Yo, Speed, you're an absolute legend and your energy inspires me every day. >> I'd be so hyped and grateful if you added me on Roblox so we could game together sometime. You're the goat. >> My username is lit ones_ab7. >> Nah, chat. I just bro I bro chat I deserve to do some [ __ ] back. That [ __ ] was really like come on bro. >> You shout out Monreone. I love you bro. God bless you. Keep me from stopping. I want to be li you. >> I deserve it bro. I deserveless. What do y'all want me TO DO, BRO? I BRO I DO IT RIGHT NOW, BRO. LIKE, I need a punishment, bro. I dead ass need a punishment, bro. I dead ass need a punishment. >> WTF donated $9.99 through >> Super, bro. That wasn't it, bro. >> Love you speed. Shout me out. >> That That wasn't it, bro. Real talk, bro. Go ball. You want me to go ball? Y'all want me to go ball? Nah, bro. That [ __ ] wasn't even worth it, bro. That trash ass prank, bro. Nah, bro. Like, I'm dead ass ABOUT TO NO, [ __ ] THAT, BRO. I'M GOING BALL, BRO. LIKE, NAH. LIKE, I don't even like that [ __ ] was not worth it. [ __ ] was not worth it, bro. Like, I did ask to punish myself, bro. Like, what the hell was that, bro? >> At4RT donated $1.99 through super chat. I show meat. >> You're so [ __ ] funny. It's It's 2026 >> at Lucas 141 donated $5 through super chat. It's my birthday. Pls. Shout me out. >> Happy birthday, baby. Bro, that [ __ ] ain't cool, bro. >> Speed donated $1. Yo, Speed, you're an absolute legend and your energy inspires me every day. I'd be so hyped and grateful if you added me on Roblox so we could game together. >> You want ME TO ADD YOU ON ROBLOX, BRO? >> My username is lit ones_ab7. >> Is that better? All right, there we go. Sub count was glitched. >> Damn, WHY? YO, WHY THESE SUBS GOING SO FAST? >> WWTF200 donated $4.99 through super chat. >> DAMN, EVERYBODY SUBBING UP RIGHT NOW. HOLY [ __ ] UM, YEAH, BRO. >> At classified dash donated $2 through super chat. Wsp speedw stream. We love you speed. You're the goat. >> I got another razor >> at ms.healed foral donated $5 through super chat. Beautiful world, please help me pray healing and strength for my wonderful father. Initial JG July 19th48 folded hands dark skin tone. >> Are y'all ready? >> At Anar Najib one donate $2.99 through super chat. >> Let's do it. >> Salam a l y kom walah. What challenge do you have for your fans to win prize? Speedy boy love donated $1. Yo, Speed, your streams always fill my days with so much joy and laughter. >> You're truly an incredible person and an inspiration. >> Thank you. >> It would mean the absolute world to me if you added me on Roblox. Play together sometime. User Lloyd one. >> You Yo, Lloyd one, I got you. YO, BRO, YOU keep donating it. >> Speedy boy love donated. >> Wait, I need to save. Wait, >> damn. I NEED TO SAVE. WAIT, I NEED TO SAVE. Oh my god. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Tommo, I need to [ __ ] save. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. Before we save. Wait. I I did need to save. See, I told y'all. Bro, this [ __ ] just went [ __ ] dead, bro. See what lie he does. Good thing I have a charger. Good thing I have a charger. I'm not going to lie, I need to play a game today. What game should we play today? Oh, hell no. I need to save, bro. This is bad, bro. Wait, chat, should I save this right here? Should I save this too? DJ um RP. Nah, bro. Bro, chat, I already text Chester. Dude, I already text Chester. Should I shave this? Should I take my mustache, too? I feel like it's getting too long. I need to shave that ass. Bro, Chester, text me back, bro. [ __ ] You know what? [ __ ] it. I'mma just I'mma just get on RP, bro. No, don't save it. Okay, so I should save only this right here. Only save this, right? This, this, and this. >> At Kumjo donated $2 through super chat. When are you coming to Canada, man? >> Can I die? Can I die? Can I die? Six Malaysian ring it through super chat. Play creepy music in his room. >> Play creepy music in his room. >> That What does that even mean? >> Quay donated $1. Add me on Roblox. My username is Lloyd ones_ab7. I know you want. >> All right, Chad. Come on. Chad. Chad, is it working? Chad, I might just have Jamal do it, bro. Chad, is it shaving or no? Is it is it coming off? Is it coming off? Yes or no? No. Hell. Bro, is it off? Who was that? Who was that? What? Oh, thank you, Slips. I think he brought me a better razor. Wait, is this yours? >> Did you save your balls with this? >> Oh yeah, Chad. This working. It's working. It's working. Is it coming off? Yes or no, bro? Wait, chat. Wait, y'all. It's coming off. It's coming off. Oh my god. It's off. It's off. OH YEAH. ALL RIGHT. SO now let's save our beard. Let's shave our beard off now. All right, chat. Now, do we save the mustache? Wait, I can't see this side, though. [ __ ] I don't have like a camera. Wait, I might got to put my [ __ ] over here. Let me put it right here. Okay. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Boom. Boom. BOOM. WOO. WOO! OKAY. All right. We did it. We did it. We did it, boys. We did it. How do I lawn it? I missed a bit where No, I didn't. Okay, chat. I'm about to go ball, bro. Real [ __ ] bro. I'm about to go ball. Don't [ __ ] chat. Don't [ __ ] worry about me, bro. Chat, don't worry about me, bro. I'mma do it, bro. Do not worry, bro. Speed will do it, bro. Real chat. Y'all think I'm trolling, bro. I just want my brother to do it, bro. Real [ __ ] I want my brother to do it. I want my brother to uh I want my brother to uh make sure I go ball, dude. That's what I want. I want my brother to shave my damn head out, bro. Real talk. I want my brother to shake my head out, bro. Grease, man. I know. >> I want my brother to do it, bro. >> Atn4RT donated $1.99 through super chat. I show >> Wait. Yo, Dan, bro. Yo, I actually need him, bro, cuz his [ __ ] email is linked to my goddamn Rockstar account. You are Wait, how would I even look B? Chat, would y'all date me? Chat, would y'all date me if I was bald? Yes or no? at Henry 82,949 donated€10 through super chat. >> WOULD Y'ALL DARE ME? WOULD Y'ALL DARE ME IF I WAS BOLD? >> At Joselopez at 3 oge donated $4.99 through super chat speed. Give me top. >> What? What the bro? What the [ __ ] You just tell me. Give you what? >> At Owen Dunbar 265 donated $9.99 through super chat. Yo, Speed, I appreciate everything you're doing. You a real one. I wanted to ask though and I'm trying to ask all of my fave creators and celebs. How has music made an impact on her life? How has music made an impact on my life? That's a great question. >> Terry donated $1. DM me on Tik Tok user scraps 61. You so ugly, bro. Big ass nose. DM me on Tik Tok user scraps 61. Rate me out a 10 face is my PFP. Tik Tok user scraps 61t. Tik Tok user scraps 61. Tik Tok user. >> Y'all wouldn't date me. Y'all wouldn't date me. chat. Y'all want to date me? Y'all want to DATE ME? STOP [ __ ] PLAYING WITH ME, BRO. STOP [ __ ] PLAYING WITH ME, DOG. YO, like come on, man. Come on, bro. That's a Come on, chat. This is chat. This is a This is like chat. This is This is This is This is Nah, bro. Oops. Sorry. Oh, hell no. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS THIS, BRO? CHAT. Snapchat got some weird ass filters, bro. Snapchat got some weird ass filters. I look like Marlin. Oh, with a buzz though, chat. The buzz not bad though. The buzz isn't bad. The buzz isn't bad. The buzz isn't bad, y'all. THE [ __ ] OFF ME, MAN. THE [ __ ] MAN. BRO, STOP PLAYING LIKE YOU SEE THAT [ __ ] THEY THROWING DICKS ON MY FACE, BRO. AI. Who is this, bro? Oh, are they [ __ ] serious, bro? I'm about to get off this [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] T. Y'all can't see my face. Wait, T. Y'all see my face now? Yeah, bro. They tripping now. They tripping, bro. They're tripping, tripping, tripping, tripping, tripping, tripping, tripping. Chat, LOOK AT CHAT. I Y'ALL ARE LITERALLY IN A stream and y'all texting me right now. Like, Eli, I see you, bro. Why are you texting me 67, bro? What type weird [ __ ] you on, Eli? Bro, hold on. Bro, my green screen look weird. Eli, you're funny, bro. Eli, you are funny. Why is my Am I tripping or my like green screen is weird right now? It's like the chroma key is a bit weird. Is that better? I might got to switch my I know what to do. I got to pull my hoodie inside out. Go ball. Call Kai. Ch. If I call Kai, y'all think he gonna answer. Okay, that might be better for the stream. For the green screen. Yeah, that's better. That's better. That's better. That's better. That's better. That's better. Hey T, send me a picture. Send me a picture. Why are you sending me a baby, bro? The hell? Like, where do y'all even text me, dude? LIKE, WHY WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME [ __ ] LIKE THAT? What the [ __ ] IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS, CHAD? Is this me? DANG, CHAD. IS this supposed to be me? Hey, that's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. Chad, send me picture. Yo, Chad, send me snaps. Send me snaps, bro. Why are y'all just sending me like stickers and [ __ ] bro? YO, HE YOU WATCHING ME ON TWO DEVICES. HEY, BRO. W FAN, I AIN'T GOING TO LIE. I'M ABOUT TO SEND him a heartwarming message. Hey, brother. I appreciate you so much for watching me on two devices. That mean you're doubling my viewer count. Thank you, Ador the Fortune. Appreciate that, brother. >> Hey, brother. I appreciate you so much for watching me on two devices. That mean you're doubling my viewer count. W at door, bro. You a grown ass man, dog. Why are you okay? Yeah, you're just like some of y'all just be sending me like like what are you even like like this is HIM LIKE ISAIAH ISAIAH Cruz if you don't get your STUPID GOOFY M LIKE bro what is you sending me dude bro oh don't you ever in your [ __ ] life send me a picture of your leg, bro. DON'T YOU EVER IN YOUR GODDAMN LIFE send me a picture of your goddamn leg, bro. Don't do that [ __ ] bro. What is wrong with you? That look good. Don't ever your [ __ ] life do that, bro. You got the wrong one, brother. You got the wrong one, G. The wrong one. me. Oh, chat. Oh, it's 111. Yo, stop, bro. Keep calling me, bro. >> Super chat. All right, chat on Steam. >> Chad, do we block him? Yes or no? >> Do we block him? Yes or no? Chat. >> At Sherbos Kingdom. Do >> we block him? 99 through super chat. L prank. >> Do we block him? Yes or no? >> This is outrageous. This is outrageous, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I don't Yo, bro. Chat, I don't give a [ __ ] what nobody say. This is outrageous. >> Do we block him chat? Yes or no? >> $1.99 through super chat. Darren, >> send me a picture for the love of God >> of your damn foot >> on my screen. Chad, this is crazy. at Janakuz one donated one. >> This might yo chat. This might got to be a block, bro. >> Chat. Why is Speed acting like Ryan Toys reveal? >> This might Yo, I ain't going. Bro, y'all got some nice gaming rooms, bro. >> Bro, yam, >> bro. Some in the chat got nice gaming rooms, bro. A >> at Devon Churchilly YT donated $9.99 through super chat. God bless you in so many miracles, great opportunity, healing in your family. I pray to watch over great souls in Jesus's name. AMEN. FOLD >> STOP ME [ __ ] SKIN TONE. >> I can't hear. Godamn >> at Diana Pospu 9,274 donated Ron 9.99 through super chat. >> Speed check on Jamal. >> Nah chat. I ain't going to lie y'all. I ain't going to lie. I should have checked with Jamal, bro. I ain't going to cap. >> Atal say 53 donated seven United Arab Emirates dearhams and 29 filths through super chat. High speed. How are you? >> It's the same the n-word pass. Passh holders are legally allowed to inoffensively say the n-word. WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH THAT? WHO CAME UP WITH THAT [ __ ] >> At67 donated $249. >> WHO CAME UP WITH THAT? >> SUPER CHAT. >> When are you coming to Iceland? Iceland chat. Very soon, bro. Don't worry. It ain't chat. What's the best mo, bro? Chat, what's the be? Yo, wait, wait, wait, WAIT, WAIT. CH. WHAT'S THE best mobile game right now? What's the best mobile game right now? That's a I feel like that's a great question. Everybody in chat keeps us up. I ain't gonna lie, bro. The sub. A lot of people in the chat is subbing the hell up, bro. Everybody in the chat keeps subbing up. What's the best mobile game? PUBG. Wait, bro. I'm trying to have my brother Jamal coming, bro. Like, Jamal, where is you at? This [ __ ] actually, bro, like he needs to put his email in. Like, I'm not trolling. Rocket League. I want to play some games today, chat. I'm about to get on some games. at sardine22 donated $1.99 through super chat. I want you to go bunny jumping. >> Bro, my brother is pissing me off, bro. He needs to >> at baby it's Rosie donated $1.99 through super chat speed. It's okay. Just do better next time, bro. Bro, hold on, bro. >> At Super Mario Raymond one donated $2 through Super Chat stream world. >> Hold on, bro. Hold on. Hold on. Chat, hold the FREAK ON. AH! OW! OUCH OUT OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH. >> At Martinsoft F3k donated €20 through Super Chat. Thank you for ordering a copy of Monodom embedded POSOS ready 2010 for 1.999.99. >> Yo, bro, can you get Jamal to tell him this? >> Have fun using the OS. >> My email is linked to his My Rockstar account is linked to his email, so I need the code to his email. He has to come in play WWE, please. >> Yeah. Can you get him? >> All right. Damn, bro. at Timitubel 3357 donated €2 through super chat. Digger, you are the best. Do a front flip. >> Digger. Digger. Y'all want to do a front flip chat? I can do a front flip for y'all. If y'all boys want a front flip, I can give y'all boys a front flip. >> Super chat. >> I just I just to say Oh, wait. What the [ __ ] did this dude just send me, bro? Wait, what did that N chat? What the [ __ ] did he just send me, bro? N real talk. What did Bro just send me? No, bro. Bro, I'm on my life. I'm block you. On my life, I'm blocking you. Hello. >> Yo, he's like able to send me. >> All right, bro. Yo, bro, I'm about to block this [ __ ] OH MY GOD. YO, DON'T EVER DON'T EVER YOUR [ __ ] LIFE. SEND ME YOUR [ __ ] FE. YOUR [ __ ] LIFE. SEND ME YOUR [ __ ] FEET. NO [ __ ] LIGHT. SEND ME YOUR [ __ ] what? I'm being bullied by >> WEIRD ASS DOOM, BRO. >> I love you gangy. Oh nah, bro. Oh. Oh, hell no. This is real rules. These are your comments, too. >> This is I love you. >> THIS IS REAL TIME. >> Real time, bro. Yeah, bro. I'm not watching any more snaps, bro. See, look, T. Like, I'm trying to have y'all boys send me snaps, but if y'all sending me fe I'm not like I won't watch it. On God, I'mma just get off Snapchat. I'm trying to have y'all boys y'all can send me snaps, but if y'all gonna be sending me weird [ __ ] like that, it's just going to be a no-go, bro. Simple as that, bro. I'm not going to cap to you. Why is he just not getting out the [ __ ] shower, bro? Like, I just wanna play the game. I just wanna All right, bro. Let's go to What the hell? I just want to kiss the in the top of the top of the rain, [ __ ] Gota the top. We about to hit 900K members. No. YO YO EVERYBODY IN CHAT JOIN MY DISCORD BRO WE ABOUT TO hit 900,000 members bro I want to hit 1 million members bro let's hit 1 million members 1 million members chat this Discord was made at January 2021st my birthday bro let's hit 20 chat we about to hit nine it came in everybody join my Discord Dan what happened That's a double curse. >> Oh, hell no. Bro, >> BRO, DAN HSON ALWAYS CURSES SOMEBODY. >> Hell no. >> FOURTH OF JULY. DID YOU SEE IT? >> Always curses some damn body, bro. happen if Homo erectus had a child with a modern woman. First, logically, fertilization would have to occur. Both belong to the human evolutionary family. So, in theory, reproduction would not be completely impossible. After a pregnancy lasting around 9 months, a rare hybrid child could be born. Combining ancient human adaptations with modern human biology. At birth, the baby would have a smaller, agile body than usual with longer arms, a lower skull, dense muscles, and an unusually strong grip. These are the first humans. Earliest months it would show uncommon mobility and climbing skill. Cognitively it would develop a curious mix primitive instincts along with a strong spatial and sensory memory. In adolescence there would be a great difference as it would be much more agile than a normal teenager. By this time the biggest DIFFERENCE WOULD BE THE WHICH WOULD show longer arms, a very strong jaw and a skeletal structure prepared for climbing and survival. Here is a comparison of how the difference would be between an average adult man and the homo erectus. Man, what the hell? What the [ __ ] BRO? WHAT? YO, WHAT IS GOING ON? IS HE CALLING ME A HOMOSEXIST OR SOME LIKE CHAT? WHAT IS HE CALLING ME, BRO? WHAT THE HECK? LIKE, BRO, WHAT IS HE EVEN CALLING ME? A HOMICATOR? LIKE, BRO, come on, bro. Fortnite with Nick 30. Are you going to go back to Portugal again? Of course we're going back to Portugal, bro. Of course we're going back to Portugal. Of course, bro. Of course, bro. Dreams now. Dreams then. Those were the times, Chad. Those Chad, those days feel like yesterday, but in reality, those days was years ago. That's crazy, bro. Why is my damn camera so d Yeah. Let me [ __ ] It's like making me look like a freaking play. Wait, chat. Is Nikki 30 on Fortnite right now? Let me see if Nikki 30 on Fortnite right now. Where he at? Oh, he is on for So, we got ourselves a voltage stable pistol. Unvoltage. I would never >> No, I ain't going to lie, chat. We should play the game with somebody today. Chat, we should play the game with a streamer today. Chat, what streamer who y'all want me to play the game with today? What streamer who y'all want me to play the game with today? >> I'm on the phoneless. bro, >> [ __ ] >> W ADD IT. YO, BRO. HEISTY W HAD IT. I How did he get this? >> World Cup Lego from commercial with me and Ronaldo. >> Please tell me I'm not crazy spending too. >> HOW DID HE GET IT? >> Let's open and see. >> Wait, did it come out yet? This is a fulls size World Cup troph Lego with 2,000. >> Bro, wait. Did it come out? The Lego World Cup set. Lego World Cup set. Say it came out already. Wait, it's in Target right now. Oh my god, chat. It's not in Target, bro. It's not out. Wait, chat. Is this in store? Wait, chat. It's in the store. It's in the store. Right, chat? Wait, chat. Should we go to Target and buy it? Wait, chat. Let me Hold on. Wait, chat. Let me call Target, bro. Let me call Target. Chat, let me call Target. Let me call Target. Chat, let me call Target. Let me call Target. Let me call Target. Let me call Target. Let me call Target. Let me ask him, chat. Let's just ask him. >> Thank you for calling the Graceand Target Store. For hours and location information, press one. To reach a specific department, press two. To speak to someone in the pharmacy, press three. >> Let me just try >> for calling CVS pharmacy located within Target. >> Let me >> If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911. Calls are recorded to improve call quality. Are you a healthare provider? >> What? No. No, >> do not recognize your phone number. >> Customer service. Customer service >> provider by saying yes or pressing one with your keypad. If not, say no or press two to continue. >> No. No. >> How can I assist you today? >> Customer service >> about store hours. Expedite, transfer, or refill a prescription or check prescription status or check inventory or schedule an immunization appointment. >> Customer service. Customer service. Check inventory. Customer service. Bro, >> we're having trouble verifying the phone number you called from. Would you like to provide a different registered phone number for verification? We can send you a text message. Please say yes or no. >> No. No. >> Please say a 10digit phone NUMBER FOR IDENTITY VERIFICATION. >> HOLY. LADY. LADY. HELLO. Can you hear me? Hello. >> Say a 10digit phone number for identity verification. Dude, are you Bro, how do I Yo, bro, I'm just trying to call. >> The phone number you >> The phone number you entered does not appear to be valid. Please say a 10digit phone number, including area code to verify your identity. >> Are you serious? What is happening? It seems there's an issue with the phone number you entered. Let's try one more time. Please ensure it's like, bro, are you serious, dude? Are you serious right now? >> Thank you for calling the Streets Target store. For hours and location, press one to reach a specific department. Press two. To speak to someone in the pharmacy, press >> two. For electronics, press one. >> Thank you. >> Guest service desk. >> Finally. >> Um, hello. >> Electronics. >> Yeah, I was wondering um is the Lego uh editions Cristiano Ronaldo soccer legends 43016 in the store right now at this location? Um, which Lego set is that? >> Um, it is the Lego Editions Cristiano Ronaldo soccer legends 43016. Is that in uh stock right now? >> 43016. Give me just a moment. >> All right. Thank you, sir. Chat, if he says yes, I'm going. Yo, chat, we doing Iro stream, bro. Chat, we going. Yo, chat. Chat, if he says yes, we're going. chat. We're doing an IR stream and going to get it. Wahi. Um, hello sir. Are you there sir? Sir, are you there? Hello sir. Did he hang up? >> I am not seeing one with that number. >> You don't you don't have the Christristen Ronaldo soccer legend le Lego edition set. >> I'm not seeing any Lego set with that number that you gave. God, my son really needs it. His birthday's coming up. I promised him for I promised him this set. You You guys sure you don't have it? Um, at least when I'm checking our search system, I'm not seeing any Lego set with that number. Uh, you can try searching on the target cider app for it. Um, but our search system does not work very well. Oh, >> that's a pity. Well, I guess I just My son's going to be sad and come on. Do you guys at least have the uh FIFA World Cup official trophy? 43020. >> 43020. Give me just a moment. I don't think they got it, bro. >> Yeah. Once again, nothing is coming up in my search system. I don't think we have any of the World Cup Lego set. >> Oh, wow. Okay, sir. You you you have a nice day. All right. All right, man. Bro, are you [ __ ] serious, bro? What the hell? Please visit Sei Gada on Japan tour. Bro, this a real place in Japan? This is AI, bro. Ted, this is AI. Is it AI? It's AI, bro. Come on, bro. Are you really sending me AI in a Bro, Jamal never changed. >> Liam, you never >> when Jamal told Jamal to say hi to the chat. >> Yeah, >> Kyrie want to see you. >> Kyrie want to say what? >> Kyrie want to see you. >> Y Bro, y'all mod now, but I can take y'all [ __ ] anytime. Anytime. Don't be just get in the camera. >> Hey, what's up? >> Fat boy. >> I'm not even fat, bro. >> My first time. >> This [ __ ] was 10 years ago, bro. God damn, bro. That's a classic right there, bro. That's a classic. 10 years ago. >> Wait, wait, wait. If your mom is homeless, right? Hey, somebody said, "I Jamal." That's crazy. Choke me out. I get money. >> I get mad, I get money. Please, Speed, I need this remix. Tell me, Speed, if you want to hear the full full song. >> Please, I need this. My mom is kind of homeless. I live with my dad. I want to help her out. I need this. My mama's kind of homeless. I live with my dad. I want to help her out. What the bro? What in the alley a intro? Nah. W song though. W song, bro. I get I get money. Please. Oh, I haven't checked fan art in so long. Ch. It might be time to check fan art, bro. Speed is so disgusting. >> Suck a [ __ ] dick. Suck a [ __ ] dick. >> Ai, >> suck a [ __ ] dick. >> Ai [ __ ] dick. Suck a [ __ ] dick. >> Ai. >> Suck a [ __ ] dick. Suck a [ __ ] >> Yo, bro. The fact like, bro, y'all just how y'all be? Yo, bro. How y'all be doing this though, bro? Speed. You got competition. I can do this easily. I can do this easy peasy lemon squeezy, bro. This is easy. Come on, chat. I really, bro, y'all telling me to do a jump, bro. Cap. Look, look, look, look. Let me show y'all boys something real quick. Listen, y'all think I can't do that. All he did, literally all he did, let me show y'all something. He jumped down, came up like, "Bro, Y'ALL THINK I CAN'T DO THAT? Then come up, then jump back. Come on now, bro. Who do y'all take me for? WHO THE [ __ ] DO Y'ALL TAKE ME FOR, BRO? Who do y'all take me for? Seriously, who do y'all No, no, no. Who do y'all take me for? Man, I don't know what's going on with I get mad. I get money. What you mean cap? What am I capping about? There's nothing I'm cap like. What do you mean cap? Y'all saying cap like I'm What could I be possibly capping about? I get mad, bro. Jamal, let me call him again, bro. Cuz he really like selling the bag right now. Like I'm trying to I'm about to get on the game, bro. Did you lowkey like Echo from Arcane? I lowkey do. BRUNO FERNANDEZ PLAYER OF THE MONTH. Bruno Fernand Bruno Fernand. Bruno Fernand. Bruno Fernandez. Bruno Fernandez. Kit Kat. Where is this at? Wait time, bro. I'm lowkey hungry, bro. Should we do a food segment, chat? Y'all want me just I get mad. I get tow and are now in the relegation zone, dude. Towing towing towing. OH MY GOSH. OH MY GOSH. Y'all about to get relegated. Y'ALL ABOUT TO GET RELEGATED. This is sad. This is sad. I feel bad for y'all, bro. I feel bad. Yo, who in the chat to fan, bro? I feel bad for y'all. One Piece x Popeye's collab. Wait, let me go to this. What? April third. No way. One Piece and Popeyes are having a collab. Wait, Chad. Should I go to the nearest Popeye's to see if I can get it early? No way. No way. That would be hard. That would be hard. That would be hard. I get mad. I get money, bro. Come in, bro. [ __ ] Why do you sound like that? Chad, what's this song? I swear Ronaldo is live right now. The fact you just swore Ronaldo is live right now. Knowing damn well Ronaldo's not live right now. So you got the nerve to type in my [ __ ] chat, I swear Ronaldo is live right now just so I can check Ronaldo's YouTube channel to see if he's live. THEN WHEN I CHECK RONALDO'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND HE'S NOT [ __ ] LIVE JUST SO I CAN GET MAD AND I'M ABOUT TO DO IT ACTUALLY, BRO. He said he swears Ronaldo's live right now. Let's check it C7. And I knew it. Of course. Of course he wasn't live. And of course I checked because I really wanted to check. Like I should just ban you out my damn chat, bro. Like I should just ban him out my damn chat for just trolling playing playing with my playing with my emotions like that. He will what? What did you say? Shave your head. Are you gay? Cooling. My name is Yeah, bro. My chat is like the most is the most craziest right now. All right, chat. Yo, chat. WHO SHOULD WE PLAY THE GAME WITH? LET'S HOP ON A GAME, BRO. Let's get the gaming. Let's get the tamement. Oh, this [ __ ] look, bro. Bro, I'm low key hungry, bro. Oh, yo, Ch. cook Jamal a meal for for for him to be happy. I think he'd be happy if I do that, bro. If I cook Jamal a meal, I get mad. I get money. I just like Yes. I I actually can though. I get mad. I get money. I guess I like stuff. Yes, chat. I actually can. I made a meal earlier and I can reheat it for him and give it to him. I think I should do that so so we can be on equal terms, bro. I think I should do that because he's probably hungry right now. He's probably having eight right now. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, Ch. I ain't gonna lie, y'all. I ain't gonna lie. I'm in my cooking era right now. I'm in my cooking era. I get mad. I get Hold on. Let me show you something. Oops. Oops. Oops. Hold on. Okay. YouTube studio. Let me make it up to him. Let me make it up to him. Let me make it up to him. Let me make it up to him. Let me make it up to him. Let me make it up to him. Let me make it up to him. Let me make it up to him. DJ RP, I'm getting Yo, bro, relax. I'm doing a long stream today. Let me make it up to him. Let me make it up to him. Let me make >> Relax, bro. DJ RP, I'm getting Yo, bro, relax. I'm doing a long stream today. Relax, bro. Damn, bro. I'm doing a long stream. Calm down, bro. Wahi, bro. God damn. [ __ ] bro. I ain't going to lie. Hold on. I got to pee real quick. Hold on. Wait. I got to pee. Hold on. Wait, y'all can see me, right? Y'all see me? Hold on. Let me make it up to him. Watch this [ __ ] W speed. W speed in the chat. W speed in the chat. W speed in the chat. You make him some food. Okay. such as the other day I made some um So the other day I made some chicken porn. So what I'mma do, I'mma put the chicken porn in there. He's going to be so happy. He's going to be so He's going to be so happy. Chad that ass. chat. Remind me in two minutes to go get the food. Remind me in two minutes to go get the food. That's Yeah, Chad. Y'ALL KNOW HOW I JUST DID THAT, don't I? Look. Streaming on two. Yeah. Y'all don't Yeah. Y'all know how I'm doing that, don't y'all? Y'all don't know how I just did that. Yeah. Look. Look. Wash your hands. I did wash my hands. Chad, didn't I wash my hands? Wait, I didn't wash my hands. Wait, I didn't wash my hands. No, let's Oh, God. Hold on. No, let's Oh, God. Hold on. Let me wash my hands. [ __ ] Hold on. Only wash my hands, bro. >> Happy. >> There we go. Y'all happy now? Y'all happy? Y'all happy now? Y'all happy? Y'all happy? sound like doing something. Bro, I use soap, bro. Shut up. The [ __ ] going on with that? Oh, the food. Oh, [ __ ] Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got to get the food. Oh, the Oh, [ __ ] Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got to get the food. All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me go get the food. Let me get the food. Let me get the food carpet, >> chat. W carpet. W carpet W carpet. WL. Let me go get the full. nappy after this. He's going to be nappy after this. He will nappy. This looks good, right Chad? He will be happy. He would be happy given a fort. This is my sorry to him. Yo Jamal, bro. Jamal, where'd he go? Bro, just wanted to say I'm sorry, brother. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for all the damage I caused. So, I give you food. I'm so [ __ ] sorry. I'm so [ __ ] sorry. FOR ALL THE DAMAGE I CAUSED. SO, here goes the food. Brother, I made this for you, brother. Please receive your food, brother. Yes. Try it. You You have to try it. I want stream. No. Come here. Come to my room, brother. Brother. Brother, brother, brother, brother, what are you doing? Brother, what are you doing, brother? So, you think it was cool as the [ __ ] I'm throwing at you, right? >> No, wait. Relax. Okay, before Wait, wait, wait. Talk about before you even just calm down. Relax. Sai, just listen. >> Just listen to me. Listen to me, okay? Just listen to me. That idea was not my idea. Okay. It was chat fault. It was [ __ ] chat fault. >> So, you're just gonna blame it on your chat >> cuz it was [ __ ] chat fault. >> Cuz you know you wanted to do that [ __ ] bro. >> I didn't want to do it. >> I didn't want to do it. >> [ __ ] be honest, bro. >> I didn't want to do it. But wait, just just relax. Just try the food, bro. >> Bro, >> just relax, bro. Listen. >> Egg. Five seconds. >> Five seconds. >> Okay. >> Five. >> Chad, I think he's mad. I think he's mad. Chat. Chad. I think. Chad. I think he's mad. That didn't chat. That didn't work, bro. That didn't work, bro. Oh, bro. Chat, that did not work, bro. That didn't work. That didn't work. That didn't work. That didn't work, bro. It didn't work. It didn't freaking work. Dead ass. I literally like, bro, like I like that didn't work. Why, bro? Why did y'all tell me to do that? It didn't freaking work. That ass. All right, bro. All right, Chad. What game we getting on first, bro? What game are we hopping on? Oops. Sorry, Jamal. Wait, I Wait, I actually do need him, bro. Real [ __ ] Yo, Jamal, FOR REAL. ACTUALLY, COME HERE, BRO. Cuz your email is linked to my goddamn account, bro. >> Yo, bro, I actually do need you, bro. >> 10-m is actually linked to my Rockstar. >> I show monkey face. You better shave that hair. >> Then change it. >> I can't change it. Why can't you >> send me bro? Just send me the ver send me the verification code. >> All right, bro. >> At DJ Flick 10 donated €2 through super chat. >> Small scared guy. >> You didn't get a code. >> No, I didn't get a code yet. >> You should have a Hold on. Let me redo it. >> Hurry up. >> At Jan Kindi donated €249 through super chat. >> Speeder. So cute. Can I get her number? >> All right, bro. What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What's the code? >> At ihim7 donated $4.99 through super chat. >> Subsp speed. Oman. Oman. Oman. Oman. Oman. Oman. Oman. >> No, just say it. It doesn't matter. >> Oh, okay. Uh4 346 donated 145. >> One4 what? One451 >> 451451. >> OH MY [ __ ] GOD, BRO. You can't beat the ass. >> One451. >> Yes. One451. Yes. >> It's not working, bro. >> No [ __ ] Yeah, but >> Oh, all right. Bro, can you just sign into your Rockstar account on my [ __ ] >> Oh my. You know what, bro? All right, bro. >> Bro, you have to, bro. BRO, I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S like this. Okay, brother. Like, damn. Holy [ __ ] I got to take my time do this [ __ ] You want to [ __ ] punk me and [ __ ] bro? I got something. Come on. Come on, bro. Like, god damn, bro. [ __ ] is wrong with you, >> bro? My fault, bro. Like, this [ __ ] tweaking this [ __ ] >> Are you stupid, [ __ ] THAT'S THE PASSWORD. >> NO. >> NO, BRO. You're No, you're stupid. >> [ __ ] can you put the password, G? >> That's all you had TO SAY. >> THAT'S BRO, THAT'S BRO, THAT'S WHAT I was asking. >> ALL RIGHT, MOVE OUT THE WAY, BRO. MOVE. MOVE. Move out the way. God, put the password in, bro. >> Damn. What's the password? >> Oh, [ __ ] I'M TRYING TO >> CALM DOWN. >> I'M TRYING TO ENTERTAIN MY stream and get on GTA RP. >> Can't do it on your [ __ ] account or something. Tap lock is on. >> Why the [ __ ] is it on? >> Because it's on. >> Oh my. TURN IT OFF. HOW? >> BRO, YOU KNOW HOW TO [ __ ] TURN ON? >> NO. YOUR [ __ ] KEYBOARD IS LIKE [ __ ] DIGITAL. I DON'T KNOW. [ __ ] weird. >> Bro, you should eat the food that I made for you. >> I'm not eating that [ __ ] bro. >> You're not eating it? >> No, cuz your ass is like, >> bro, I made that. >> I don't know what the [ __ ] you did with that, >> [ __ ] What? Bro, you can check live on stream. >> I'm not doing all that. I I made that for you, Jamal. >> I don't know my password. My god, bro. You're actually selling my stream right now, bro. >> What? Wait, so you don't have a Rockstar [ __ ] >> I don't, bro. For some reason, my Rockstar account is linked to yours when I get on RP. >> Why is it linked to mine? I don't know. >> Oh [ __ ] >> GG's, bro. >> GG's. >> GG's. >> GG's, my boy. >> Can I create a new account? Oh my god, bro. >> Chat, what do I do, bro? >> I don't remember. I might have to reset myself. Why you hop on GTRP? >> Because my chat want me to get on it. >> What? This [ __ ] is weird. >> At Fonica 5,824. >> Wait, wait, wait. What's the code? What's the code? What's the code? >> Bro is not >> Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Hurry up. >> Oh my [ __ ] god, dude. >> At Dakota Powell 1509 donated $2 through super chat. >> What? >> What's the code? >> Oh, um five >> five >> at Streets Production. 580 >> 580 >> 126 >> 126 Oh. Oh my god. Yes. Skippity ski. >> Thank Thank you, JAMAL. >> ALL RIGHT, BRO. >> YOU GOT IT, RIGHT? >> YES, I GOT IT. >> Touch me, bro. >> Ah, [ __ ] I seriously I seriously and profoundly apologize for for persistently messaging you speed to the point where it may have become overwhelming or intrusive. In my excitement and admiration, I fa to exercise the restraint and respect that you deserve. And I take full accountability for that. I now recognize that constantly reaching out no matter how well you literally just today you just [ __ ] spam Jamal you're fat as hell and Jamal you're gay. What the literally two [ __ ] minutes ago two [ __ ] minutes ago YOU SAID BRO WHAT IS YO BRO ARE YOU [ __ ] dead ass? Is this dude dead ass? Bro, crazy piece of kid. Are you dead ass? Finally. Hey. Wait, ain't nobody in his server anymore. I am mad. I am honey. He he email what like Sanjay speed you know das kababi the saka kasabi who's that bro my stomach hurt I'm not going to lie bro what the hell chat why does my stomach hurt some water >> money10 donated $1.99 through super chat can do that soccer game tomorrow ELFs >> at queen girl ml donated $1.99 through super chat. I would have date you speed bald. >> Thank you. You would date me vault that oh we hit 900K >> at the malever havoc donated $50 through super chat. your funny man. Speed and the goat >> play come. Oh, you're right. I'm not gonna lie. Comedy night's actually cool. >> Let's get on some comedy night. >> I show speed gang. I show speed gang. I show speed. I show up. No, I don't take [ __ ] I got no love for the fake. If you want to play tough and want to hate this, I'll always show up and make a statement. I don't slow up atore donated two pounds through super chat. Call pie and a a yu haste feelings for him. >> Welcome, welcome, welcome to the ISO speed room. Now, this room will be introducing all types of people. Now, if you want to come up on stage and have a chance to either a you can make Wait, can y'all hear me? Wait, is my mic on? Y mic's on. All right. If you want a chance to have a chance to make people laugh or make the stream laugh, this is your chance. This is what you're called, comedy night. So, I'm going to get off stage and somebody else can get on stage and line up. Peace out, guys. >> Hey guys. Um, I'm black. >> I HATE [ __ ] >> OH, BRO. YO. YEAH. GUYS, don't [ __ ] Who? Who said that? >> The [ __ ] bro? Oh, is you okay? The [ __ ] wrong with him? >> I do not particularly like brown people. >> I HATE [ __ ] >> [ __ ] >> BRO. BRO, GET THE STOP, BRO. NO. >> HEY, BRO. NONE OF y'all even funny. Y'all just saying the N word. What's up? >> Exactly. Exactly. >> Hey. Like what is wrong with y'all? >> Stop saying any word. It is not very funny. See, [ __ ] >> bro. Nah, he getting kicked. Get [ __ ] kicked on my [ __ ] >> Hey, speed. Why? Why did the white chicken cross the road? >> Why? Why did he? >> Because he was chasing the [ __ ] >> bro. Yeah, get kicked out. Get kicked out my [ __ ] Get kicked out. Crazy piece of kid. Crazy piece of kid. The dude who texts me 24/7. You not going to say [ __ ] You not going to say nothing? Crazy piece of kid. Say something. >> HEY, SAY SOMETHING NOW. >> CRAZY PIECE OF KID. SAY SOMETHING. WHAT? >> WHAT? >> WHAT? >> I need I need you. >> Uh >> oh. You nervous now? Crazy piece of kid. You nervous? >> Yo, >> matter of fact, GIVE ME THE MONEY. NAH, HE AIN'T HUNGRY. >> YO YO YO, >> I WANT THAT MONEY. >> Poser ring bear. Yo, hello. >> We can hear you. >> Yo, can you guys hear me? >> Yes. Uh, wait. Speed. Speed. I I have a joke for you. Speed, >> what is it? >> So, uh, speed, speed, speed. >> What's the difference between speed and woman? Speed. I'd still love you even if you were a fat cow. Bro, what? That [ __ ] was garbage, bro. Get kicked, bro. Just that [ __ ] was garbage. Like, BRO, NOBODY IN THE chat laughing after that. What? Like, bro, nobody in the chat, nobody in the chat is laughing after that. That [ __ ] was garbage, bro. Bro, are you going to speak? >> Yo, hello. >> Hey, bro. >> Yo, >> we can hear you. We can hear you. >> Yo, could you hear me now? >> We can hear you, >> bro. >> All right. All right. Hear me out. Here's a joke. All right. What do you call What do you call a dog with no legs? >> A frog. >> I don't know. >> All right. >> You call it You just You You call it a dog cuz like it's still a dog at the end of the day. So like we It's basically like we all the same that no one's different. You know, >> these [ __ ] trash ass jokes keep making Goku mad. One day I'm going to unleash something deep inside of me if I HEAR ONE MORE CITY [ __ ] JOKE. GET THE [ __ ] OUT. >> Hey yo, Speed. >> Yo, Speed, what's good, bro? It's your boy Judah from um Detroit. Speed does America. I don't know if you remember me, bro. >> Hey, what do you CALL WHEN YOU SPILL SOMETHING ON THE FLOOR? >> You spelled it. messy. Hey, answer me. Answer me, mother freaker. Answer me now. What do you call when YOU SMELL DOOKIE IN THE TOILET? MESSY, GET IT CUZ YOU'RE MAKING A MESS. HEY. HEY. SO, BASICALLY, I met this freaking girl on freaking Omegle. WE WAS CLICKING AND THEN I GOT FREAKING GHOSTED, [ __ ] Help me. What the freak? >> Yo, >> bro, say something, [ __ ] Bro, lock. >> CRAZY PIECE OF KID. SAY SOMETHING. >> CRAZY. BRO, this kid not locked in, bro. >> Bro, you keep Bro, listen. You want to keep going on stage, but you ain't saying [ __ ] >> Yo, that's fine. >> The [ __ ] Who was that, >> bro? >> What? Bro, get off the Get off the [ __ ] stage, bro. Get off the stage, bro. Arnold, can you say something? Arnold. >> Yo, Speed, I have a joke. >> Okay, go. >> Call a bear with no teeth. >> A what with no teeth? >> Yo, Speed, I have a joke, >> bro. >> Okay, go. >> Why is he watching my stream? >> A what? your teeth. >> A bear. >> A bear with a gummy bear. >> Bro, JUST SAY TO JOE. WHY IS HE WATCHING MY STREAM? >> Call me. Why is he watching? >> Bro. Dude. Bro. BRO. BRO, BRO, SOMEBODY GET YO, BRO. >> YO, SPEED, can I get a PS5? >> You want a PS5, bro? Where's your cash app at? >> I give you a cash app cuz you made me laugh. I mean, I I GIVE YOU A PS5 cuz you made me laugh. >> You want a PS5, bro? >> Yeah. >> Arnold footies. >> Arnold footies. Your cash app. >> PS5. Wait, what was it? Or a new nude footie. What was it, chat? What was his cash app? I got my chat. He made me mad fair square, bro. I got to give him PS5. What was this [ __ ] thing, bro? Get Yo yo, I got a better I got a better joke now. Okay, hear me out. >> What? What? What do you call a deer with no eyes? >> A deer with no eyes. >> No idea. >> Like no idea. >> Like I got I got no idea. But like >> no idea. >> So like you get it or not? >> I got I got no idea. And so it bring me to my topic about why we should like all treat each other with kind of respect cuz we all humans at the end of the day. And like yeah yo speed I [ __ ] love you bro. >> Yo speed. >> This dude has one of the worst [ __ ] jokes. >> That was a good joke by my >> This man has one of the worst goddamn jokes >> I have [ __ ] ever. And this >> Yo, it's not even a bad joke. You just don't get it. That's the thing. It's not even a bad joke. You just don't get it, >> bro. Bro, get him out, bro. Vote him out. Vote him out. Vote him out, bro. Vote him out. Vote him out. >> It's not even a joke. You just don't get it. >> Vote him out. >> Listen, Speed, look at THE CAMERA NOW. IF YOU EVER EGO ME AGAIN, I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN. I'M GOING TO STICK MY TWO FINGERS UP YOUR FREAKING NOSTRILS. I'M GOING TO RIP THEM OFF. I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND JAMAL INTIMATELY AT BOTH OF YOUR HOUSES. AND YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO ESCAPE FROM ME. I'M ALWAYS GOING TO FIND YOU. I know WHERE YOU LIVE. I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. DARREN WATKINS the third Jr. I'M GOING TO FIND YOU. I KNOW ABOUT JAMAL. I KNOW ABOUT DIAMOND. I KNOW ABOUT EVERYBODY. DON'T CRY NOW. FIX YOUR FACE. Say yes sir. AND DO YOU WANT TO stay the hell? Dingus. >> What kind of threat was that, chat? Chad, was that a threat? Should I call the police? >> Oh, hell. You still owe me money, brother. >> What the hell, >> bro? Kick this [ __ ] >> Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed. I'm your biggest fan ever. I'm I'm the biggest fan ever. Literally. Shout out Michael and Anthony. It's Jimmy Welch. Literally, you're the goat speed. >> You're literally the goat speed. I love you. >> Thank you, Jimmy boy. >> You're literally the goat speed. >> Thank you, Jimmy boy. >> Yo, speed. >> Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, Art. Arnold, what's your cat? speed. >> Arnold, what's your Wait, is the dude made me laugh? Arnold, what's your cash app at? >> A R N >> A R N >> O L D >> O L B >> F O P Y >> Wait, what? O L B or D? >> A R N >> A R N >> O L O L B >> D. >> Wait, what? D. >> Okay. Ar. Wait, wait, wait. Time out. Time out. A R O. Wait. Arnold. A R O N A L D. >> Wait, what is it? Arnold. What? Arnold. Footy. Is it? >> A R N O L D F O T Y. >> A R N O L D F O T Y. >> Is it this? Is it this right here? >> Is it? >> I'm right here. >> Yeah. >> Yo, thank you, sweetie. Wait, a scam alert. >> There you go, Bubby. >> A scam alert. >> There you go. There you go. There we go. $500. $500. GG's, bro. Chat, he made me laugh, bro. >> You get a PS5, brother. W Arnold. W Arnold. Poser Ringerbear. >> Bro, Speed, I love you so much. I love you so much, man. On God, if I was a girl, I'd let you crack. Anyways, bro, Speed, I just want to say you're such an inspiration to me. You're just You're such a genuine black dude. And uh I just want to sing you a song. All right. Can I sing a song? >> Go ahead, bro. Sing a song. >> All right. I'm going to sing the song. You are my fire, the one desire. Believe when I say I want it. GET THE [ __ ] OUT, MAN. [ __ ] HEY. GOD DAMN. WHAT BE WRONG WITH PEOPLE? Can't do [ __ ] My dead ass can't do [ __ ] Can't do nothing, bro. Bro, how do I Yo, bro. Yeah. I a lie, bro. Bro, I ain't gonna lie. I need a good server, bro. I'm not going. Should we get on FIFA? Should we get on FIFA? No. Roblox. I just want to play. Let's play football. Wait, isn't there a fight tonight? A boxing match? Yeah, the chat. That's what Henry was telling me. Chat, it's a uh boxing match tonight or something. Cahoot. Oh, we have Oh, we have another Cahoot in a minute. Is there a boxing fight tonight? Oh, yeah. Furry. He's fighting tonight, isn't he? That is right. >> At Islam Rafi V4L donated two Canadian dollars through Super >> Draw the Meme. >> Can have PS5 or PS4 to play a game with you. >> The hell is draw the mean? at the hidden universe. 8,880 donated 4. >> What's the best Roblox game right now? >> Chat, I show meatballs. >> What's the best Roblox game right now? >> Hey daddy, slap the horse. I said my PP is some of yours. >> At Wiki Sauce donated 100 rupees through super chat. Wrong. Lego. You want the trophy? Roblox playing video rivals. What is rivals? Rivals >> at banana suit donated 2 through super chat. Subs please chat. My dream is 100 W speed moment. >> This is good. Let's try it. Yes. Let's see if it's good. Let's see if it's fire. >> L donated $1 speed. I will kill you and rape you and cut your dick and I will [ __ ] you at Zik donated $2 through super chat. Ricegum lover 26. No way, bro. What do I? >> Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yes. >> Thanks. You did >> donated $9.9 Super. >> Hey, who trying to play? >> I love your vid. >> Who trying to play on my team? >> Please. Me. Me. Let me play with you. Please. >> A >> Please. >> How old are you? >> Please. Me. I'm 19. Please. >> You 19? >> Yes. >> Where you from? >> I swear. >> Where you from? >> Me? >> Huh? >> I'm from Florida. Florida. >> You from Florida? What's your >> Yes. >> What's your Instagram? >> You want to see my Instagram? >> Yeah. >> Are you going to text me? >> Maybe. >> If you if you beat me, I'll give you my Instagram and you can come to me. >> Okay. How do we play against each other? You have to you have to send me a battle. I got to get >> Okay. I just sent you a battle. I just sent you a battle. >> Okay. Let's go. All right. You bet. Come on. I'm about to get the AR, the Uzi, the katana, and a grenade. Come on. Yeah. Oh yeah. No. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. >> YES. >> YOU'RE SO GOOD. >> YES. >> YOU'RE SO GOOD. >> YES. Come on. Come on. >> Oh my god. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Come on, CHAT. I'M DIFFERENT. I'M DIFFERENT. It hurts. It hurts. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. >> OH MY GOD. >> YEAH. >> OH MY GOD. >> YEAH. COME ON, CHAT. WHO TRYING TO ONE V ONE? Come on, chat. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> YOU GOT TO SEND ME ON INSTAGRAM. >> YES. >> YOU GOT TO SEND ME YOUR INSTAGRAM. STOP SHOOTING ME. STOP SHOOTING ME. Stop shooting me. >> Okay. SORRY. >> YOU GOT TO SEND ME ON INSTAGRAM. I won fair and square. >> Oh my god. Okay. >> Yeah, >> but it's first to five. >> It It's first to five. >> YES. Come on, Chad. Match point. Match point. Let's go. OH MY. >> YES. YES. YES. I'M LIKE THAT. THIS IS WHAT I DO. UH-HUH. Big speed. Way. No. Way. No, I didn't get the Instagram. God, I'm in. >> NO, I didn't get the IG. >> I didn't get the IG. >> Who trying to one v one? Who trying to one V ONE? WELL, WHO TRYING TO ONE V ONE? >> You ain't getting >> Who trying to one v one me? >> You ain't getting the IG, bro. >> Who trying to one v one me? >> Who trying to ONE V ONE? LET'S GO. I'M DIFFERENT. I'M DIFFERENT. I'M DIFFERENT. WHO TRYING TO one v one? >> All right, B. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hardway. Hurry, man. Hard way. Hard away. Hard away. HARDWAY. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. YEAH. HOLD ON. HURRY, MAN. There's too many people. >> Who you want? Where? >> Not like that. Offight. Offight. >> WHO THE BEST? WHO THE BEST? HEY. HEY. OKAY. All right. Back. Right back. >> Wait, bro. Hold on, y'all. IT'S TOO MANY OF Y'ALL. I can't wait. I'm trying to click profile. >> I'm tell you my 70% win rate. Hell no. Oh, hell no. You got a 70%. >> You got a 70% win rate. Oh my. I think I Hold on. Okay. Wait. I need to lock in a little bit. Okay. Bet. 70% win rate. Hold on. Let's lock in. DID HE JUST SNIPE ME, MAN? What the hell, bro? What the [ __ ] I'm the best gamer girl. I'm the best gamer. >> WHAT? >> YES. I'M THE BEST gamer girl. >> HELL, BRO. WAY OUT THE WAY. YOU A GIRL? TED, this is a girl, BRO. I'M DOWN TO A GIRL. BRO, who is Bro, stop. Bro, what is y'all sending me? YO. YO, BRO. GO GUYS. STOP. PLEASE. PLEASE. I'm the best gamer, girl. I'M THE BEST GAMER, GIRL. Oh my god. I'm top one best game, bro. DUDE, I'M REALLY LOSING TO A GIRL LIKE THIS. HOW? WHAT? HUH? HOLD AWAY. DON'T KILL ME. HOLD AWAY. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. DON'T KILL ME. DON'T KILL ME. DON'T KILL ME. DON'T KILL ME. I JUST WANT TO TALK. I JUST WANT TO TALK. DON'T KILL ME. Don't kill me. DON'T KILL ME. DON'T KILL ME. I JUST WANT TO TALK. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU A GIRL? >> YES. I'm a baddy. I'm a girl. >> You a bdy? >> Yes. >> What's your Instagram? >> Okay, I'm going to I'm going to type it in the chat. Do Do you like big girls? >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> You sure? >> Yes. >> Okay. I'm going to type it in the chat. Okay. >> All right. Type it. What is it? >> I'm I'm I'm 500 lb. >> Wait, no, bro. On my dead, bro. My dead aunt, bro. Stop playing with me, chat. Let's lock in, bro. On my dead aunt. Let's lock in, bro. Wahi, bro. Wahi. Chat. No, chat. Wahi. Chat. I got to lock in. Wah. I got to lock in. Wahi. I got to lock in, bro. I swear to God, bro. Let me turn my voice shut off before I get banned on this [ __ ] ass. That's a cool down on a grenade. >> Okay. Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to type it. I'm going to type it. >> All right. What's your Instagram? >> I'm going to type it. This This is it. >> The gravel, bro. >> That's your Instagram. >> Look at it. >> Let me Let me Bro, let me see what you >> go look at it. This is me. Okay. Yes, it's right there. That's me. So he opened the door for me. >> So does the valet, honey. Just saying. >> That's me. >> And he bought me roses. >> You like what you see? You like that? Chat, let's lock in. Let's lock in. Let's lock in, chat. We have to lock in. Wahi, chat. Wahi, chat. This is match point. We have to lock in, chat. Wahi, we have to lock in, bro. This is match point. This is match point, chat. Let's lock in, bro. Come on. WHAT? HOW? REPLAY THAT. REPLAY. HELL. HELL. REPLAY THAT. BRO, I DON'T GET A REPLAY. Say you swear I DON'T GET A REPLAY. HOW? How did he do that? I was I was Oh, bro. I was even peeking. >> Who trying to one v one? >> Me one v one me. >> Who's trying to one v one, bro? >> Who trying to one v one? Who trying to one v one? >> Who trying to one v one? Who trying to one, bro? >> Who trying to one? >> Come on, bro. >> [ __ ] >> All right, bro. I need to get better, bro. >> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] >> [ __ ] it. That uzi. Let's go. Come on. Lock in. Chat. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Chat. Lock in. Yeah. Yeah. YEAH. OH MY GOD, BRO. [ __ ] THIS [ __ ] HOW THE [ __ ] my mama, bro? My dead aunt, bro. This [ __ ] pissing me off, bro. I'm sorry, Steve. I'm sorry, Steve. PSYCH. I thought you Oh MY What's up with that, bro? Stop. Send me [ __ ] gifts. Bro, I missed every [ __ ] Bro. Oh my days. >> You're not beat. You like that. You like that. You like that. >> I'm missing every [ __ ] shot, bro. Every [ __ ] shot I'm missing. Come here, Chica. Come here, Chica. Come here, Chica. Come here, Chica. Come here, Chica. Come here, Chica. Come here. Come here. Come here. >> How come over here? YES. YES. YES. W'S IN THE 10. Come on. What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh, no. You're not. You like You like me? Nothing wrong with that. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that. I ain't going to lie. All around player. All around player. UH-HUH. My god, bro. This [ __ ] is pissing me. STOP [ __ ] STOP SENDING ME. STOP SENDING ME GAMES. WELL, WHY? I'M NOT, BRO. AM I DEAD? I'M NOT TROLLING, [ __ ] STOP. I'm bro. Yo, bro. Yes. Let's go. Guys, guys, please stop sending me gifts. Please, please. Give me that. Give me that. Give me that. Give me that. Rainbow. Oh my god. Bro, how do I turn off gifts, bro? Please. IT'S DISTRACTING ME. YO, STOP, GUYS. PLEASE. I can't focus. I was just listening to World Cup of Portugal, Croatia, Argentina, Portugal. Let's play football. WORLD. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. Nice point. Nice point, guys. Guys, please for the love of [ __ ] God. >> Right here. >> YES. OH MY GOD. I LIKE IT. OH MY GOD. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Copy. Copy. Bey, bro. I'm sorry. I can't lose it. >> You know, I live for this, >> bro. It's my favorite game, cuz I can't lose it. This my favorite game. Oh my god. STOP SENDING ME [ __ ] G, BRO. WELL, HEY, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] HEY. YO, [ __ ] OKAY. HEY, [ __ ] HOW DO I STOP THIS? HOW DO I STOP THIS [ __ ] HOW DO I STOP THIS, BRO? STOP, BRO. YOU THINK I'M [ __ ] PLAYING? How do I stop this [ __ ] HOW DO I STOP? HOW DO I STOP THIS [ __ ] HOW DO I STOP THIS [ __ ] HOW DO I STOP IT? Please do stop these gifts. HOW DO I STOP THESE GIFTS? Real [ __ ] bro. How do I stop this [ __ ] I can't even play, chat. I chat, it's not even It's not even me being ungrateful, bro. I APPRECIATE Y'ALL, BUT GUYS, IT GETS DISTRACTING during the game. >> How did you lose? How did you How did you lose? Oh my god. Oh my god. >> How am I still getting gifts? >> How am I still getting gifts? It's me. It's me. >> Hell, bro. I know you know you still getting bro. Like I can't, bro. Chad, bro, LIKE I I'M ACTUALLY GOOD AT THE GAME. It's just I, bro, I can't focus cuz I'm receiving gifts. Y'all know me, bro. I was a pro Fortnite player. I can't like like y'all spamming me. Like, I can't lock in. Like, I'm actually good at the game. Hey, who trying to one v one? Who trying to one v one? Who trying to one v one? Who trying to one v one? Who trying to one v one? Who trying to one v one? Who trying to one v one? See, look. Yeah. All of y'all scared. Y'all scared. Who trying to one v one? Yeah. Y'all scared. Yeah. Y'all scared. Y'all scared. >> Oh yeah. You trying to one v one? All right. Bet. >> Yes. Yes. I want to one v one you. Let's one v one. >> All right. Bet. Bet. >> I want to one v one. >> Oh yeah. All right. Bet. Oh yeah. Let's one v one. >> I'm about to Oh yeah. All right. You bet. All right. Bet. Turn me up. Who is that? Who's that? Jamal, I'm about to watch this. I'm about to I'm about to [ __ ] her up, chat. Watch this. She think this a game. Watch. >> Oh yeah. >> Oh yeah. One. Oh yeah. Do you like that? Do you like, >> bro? What the [ __ ] is she hitting? >> Oh, yeah. Do you like that? >> What is that, BRO? SHE HIT ME WITH A GODDAMN BRO, WHAT IS THAT? A SLINGSHOT, BRO. What the [ __ ] is she hitting me with? BRO, WHAT IS THIS GUN? WHAT THE [ __ ] I hell. >> Oh my days. Are you dead ass? >> Oh yeah. You like >> I'm actually losing to a girl with a slingshot. Dead ass. Sing what lie this is happening right now. Bro, WHAT THE HOW IS THAT HOW WAS THAT HITTING ME? HOW WAS THAT HITTING ME? How is my damn? How is this [ __ ] happening, bro? Let's go. W's in the chat. Let's go. Lock in. Come back. See him. Everybody test spin up come back. Everybody test him. Come back. Spin up. Come back. Spin up. Come back. SP up. Come back. Spin up. Come back. Spin up. Come back. Bro. That [ __ ] bouncy ball, bro. This damn b this [ __ ] bouncy ball. >> No. No. I'm not letting you come back. I'm not letting you come back. I'm not letting you come back. I'm not letting you come back. >> Yo, bro. T I was going easy on her cuz she a girl. But no, Chad, I'm locking in. I'm locking in now. I'm locking in. Come back time. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. This is it. This is it. This is it. Come back season, baby. Come back season. Relax. Heat. Heat. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? HOW? BRO, WHAT THE [ __ ] IS THAT SHIRT? HOW, BRO? REMATCH. REMATCH. REMATCH. REMATCH. Rematch me. Rematch me. Rematch me. Rematch. Rematch. Rematch. Rematch. Rematch. Rematch. Jamal, are you good at this game? >> What game? >> Rivals. I'm pretty I'm decent. >> Can you What the [ __ ] Oh, bro, my [ __ ] Are you serious, bro? She over like is is she [ __ ] Jason THE [ __ ] MICHAEL MYERS TYPE [ __ ] ON THE [ __ ] USING THE TAG on my [ __ ] WHAT IS YOU, BRO? [ __ ] WHAT? THIS [ __ ] USING TONES. SHE'S USING TONES, BRO. She's using Let's go. Oh my [ __ ] out my [ __ ] [ __ ] you talking about? W's in the chat. [ __ ] Y'ALL ASS. WHO IN THE CHAT TRYING TO ONE V ONE? >> PLEASE. This girl is so annoying, bro. This girl is dead ass so annoying, bro. She's so annoying, bro. She plays so weird. [ __ ] Hold on. Wait. Wait. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. TIME OUT. TIME OUT. TIME OUT. Time out. Let me switch my keybinds. Time out. Come out. Time out. Let me switch my key bonds. Please, please, please, please, please. Let me switch my key bonds. >> Okay. >> Thank you. Thank you. >> Don't kill me. Okay. Okay. Daddy, don't kill me. >> Okay. Okay, baby. Okay. I won't kill you, baby. Don't worry. How do I switch my keybinds? >> Don't kill me. Okay. >> Yo, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> I SAID DON'T KILL ME. >> I'M SORRY, DADDY. I'm sorry, dada. I'm sorry. >> Wait. How? Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. How old are you? You calling me daddy? >> How? Wait. Wait. Talking about how Wait. How? >> 20. Wait. >> What? What's wrong with >> you? 20. >> Yes. I'm 20, daddy. I'm 20, daddy. >> Okay. Hey, why you be calling me daddy though? >> Cuz you're just daddy. Like you look a foolish girl and black. Like you're so black and handsome. >> Okay, this is kind of weird. We're supposed to be one v oneing. >> But >> what? I mean, look at one v one somewhere else. >> Yo. Hey. >> Hey. Yay. We got to lock in. We got to lock in. I can't I can't even. She tripping, bro. She yo, bro. Nah, I need to lock in on the game, bro. I need Hey, chat. She tripping, bro. I need to Hey, why she saying yo. Yo, she tripping, bro. She tripping. Yo, time out. Time out. Time out. My screen messed up. Time out. Time out. Hold up. Hold up. I'm trying to fix this real quick. Hold up. Give me a minute. Give me a minute, big dog. Let me fix this real quick. Hold up. Hold on. Hold on. Give me a minute. I'm I'm trying to I'm trying to fix this walker. Hold up, man. Yo, why is it saying I can't play right now? Hold up, man. Yo, why is it tripping, man? >> You a man. >> You a man. >> You a man. Why you trolling me? Why' you do that, bro? >> What are you talking about? Wait, what are you talking about? I'm not a man. Stop saying that. >> I'm not a man. >> Why would you do that, bro? >> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, BRO? SAY, "WELL, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?" >> NOT A MAN. >> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME, BRO? >> STOP. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME? >> I'm not a man. Chill. >> This [ __ ] kid. No, bro. These I can't, bro. >> I can't. Cuz these [ __ ] kids, bro. These kids think this [ __ ] funny, BRO. THESE LITTLE ASS KIDS, BRO. WELL, BRO, THESE [ __ ] KIDS ON ROBLOX THINK THIS [ __ ] FUNNY, BRO. THESE KIDS ON ROBLOX THINK THIS [ __ ] FUNNY, BRO. Get the [ __ ] out of my [ __ ] bro. THAT [ __ ] KEEP PISSING ME OFF, BRO. GIVE A [ __ ] IF I'M BEING DAMN ME. THESE GODDAMN [ __ ] KIDS, BRO. Get out my lobby, BRO. WHO IN THE CHAT TRYING TO ONE V ONE? Who in THE CHAT TRYING TO ONE v one? THESE DAMN KIDS PISSING ME OFF, BRO. THEY pissing me off. They keep playing. Don't care, bro. Damn, bro. Who in the chat one v one? Damn, bro. ME. JOIN MY LOBBY, BRO. JOIN MY LOBBY IF YOU WANT TO ONE V ONE, BRO. DAMN, BRO. DAMN, BRO. Thirsty ass, bro. Yes, I'm Bro, what? I can't drink water now on stream, bro. Y'all kill me. All right, who should we one v one? I only want somebody like low rank, though. Like, bro. Like, I'm trying to do a warm up, bro. Like, let's do this guy right here. He looks ass. This guy looks ass. Let's try Let's Let's one v one him. Yo, bro. YO, BRO. KEM CASH OUT. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. KIM, I'm about to do you dirty. I'm about to do Kim dirty. Watch. Watch this chat. He's ranked number three, bro. He's He ranked number three. I'm about to I'm about to do him dirty, bro. Watch this, chat. I'm about to do him dirty. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Wait, this slingshot gun kind of cool. What is this map? This map is Yo, Kim, if you in the stream right now, you are garbage, bro. Don't ever in your chat try to one v one me, bro. Don't ever in your chat try to one v one me, bro. Yo, this dude is garbage, bro. Nah, Chad, I'm too good at this game, bro. I ain't going to cap. I'mma just use a slingshot on him the whole game. I'mma literally just use a slingshot on him the whole game. Wait, how did Wait, how was he using this? Hey, bully. N I ain't going to lie, y'all calling me a bully. Ch hiding. Oh my god, Chad. He's that scared. He's hiding. Oh my god. K. Oh my god. All right, chat. Don't call me a bully, bro. I ain't going to lie, chat. Chat, it's not my fault he's bad at the game, bro. Like, no. It's not my fault that I'm good at the game, bro. Chat, it's not my fault, Chad. How y'all going to call me a bully? Cuz I'm good at the game. Like what, chat? Is this a clear skill level? L bully. Okay. Wow. Y'all see y bro. Y'all see how y'all switching up. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. Oh. ALL RIGHT. CHILD WHO CHAT TRYING TO ONE V ONE THEN. Like I don't like I don't know what y'all want me to do. Like bro he bro he's garbage. Like dang. Join my lobby then. If you think you can beat me then join my lobby like everybody else is doing. The [ __ ] All right, chat. Last kill on chainsaw. See, look, chat. I let him get a kill, bro. I let him get a kill, chat. I got to get the last kill with a chainsaw. I got to get the last kill with a chainsaw. Oh my god, you're terrible, bro. I'm I feel ter Bro, I feel so bad. That guy was bad, bro. Is everybody in the chat this bad at the game? Oh my goodness, bro. Bro, is everybody in the chat this Are Y'ALL ALL THIS BAD at the game like that? Wait, let me can't put Why is not registering my freaking W Street leave the Wait, Ste trying to one v one? Is he live right now? Ain't no way Ste trying to one v one, bro. Stake I do you, bro. Is he live right now? Ain't no way St trying to one v one. He trying to one v one. You want a one v one, [ __ ] You want a one v one? Do you want to lose? v one. You want a one v one, [ __ ] >> Let's one v one. Let's go. Let's go. LET'S GO. DO YOU WANT TO LOSE? >> I WANT REVENGE FOR THE [ __ ] BEAST VIDEO. FOR THE PENALTY KICK. THE RIGGED PENALTY KICK. >> INVITE ME RIGHT NOW. >> THE RIGGED PENALTY KICK. >> INVITE ME RIGHT NOW. >> INVITE ME RIGHT NOW. >> INVITE ME RIGHT NOW. YOU >> INVITE ME RIGHT NOW. >> All right. All right. I'll send you a link. Invite me right now. >> Look at Discord. Look at Discord. Look at Discord. >> Invite me right now. THIS BOAT WANTS TO LOSE. This boat wants to one v one. >> Don't leak THE LEAK. >> THIS EGGGHHEAD WANTS TO ONE V ONE. >> All right, join the server. Join the server. >> This eggghhead wants to one v one. Like like try like like like look at this. Like look at him, bro. Look at this egg head, bro. >> This egg wants to one v one. >> Careful what you call me, bro. >> Like look at this. Like look at him, bro. Look at this egg head, bro. >> This eggghhead really wants one. >> All right, let me check Discord. Wait, Ronaldo just scored. Hold on. Yes, sir. W RONALDO IN A CHAT. Six more games left without Naser. Will finally win a league. Yes. Oh my. Yo, chat, should I fly to Saudi Arabia to see Ronaldo lift the trophy? All right, let me invite where steak at. I think I got to, bro. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. You hear me? Hold on. I can't hear you. Hold on. >> Let me see. >> Hey, bro. Hey, bro. >> Yo. Yo, bro. You You mad [ __ ] Call me egg. Yeah. Can you hear me? Your ass about to get dropped. You about to get dropped. You about to get dropped. >> You about to get dropped. >> Bro, you're like, bro. Yo, yo, careful. Careful. Careful. >> You about to get dropped. >> You're about to embarrass yourself. >> You about to get dropped. >> I Dude, if >> you about to get dropped. >> I'm telling you right now. I'm telling you right now. >> What? YOU TELL >> EVERY SINGLE NOW LISTEN. EVERY single every single thing that I have done against you, I have lost. And that streak is going to end right now. Do you understand me, >> bro? You are garbage. >> You about to lose >> over here, bro. Oh, you idiot. You leaked the link. Got >> I didn't leak the link. >> YES, YOU DID, BRO. YOU >> NO, I DIDN'T. I CHANGED IT. COME HERE. COME HERE. Come here. Come here. Come here. All right. Step, >> bro. Just Bro, bro, I could just, bro, just come on. >> No, no, no. Trust me. You got to do one of these. You stand on the yellow. >> Stand on the yellow. >> Stand on Oh my god. Oh my god. No. No. Go on the other side to the one v one section, BRO. >> WHERE? >> GO RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE. Right here. Right here. OH, NO. ON THE OTHER SIDE. >> OH, >> YEAH. THERE YOU GO. There you go. Right there. Right there. There you go. There you go. All right. All right. So, do you want me to use a weapon? Do you want to nerf me? Like, what? Anything, >> bro? You can only Bro. Bro. Bro, stop acting like you. You're Bro, you're only level 51. Bro, you're only 20 levels higher than me. >> I'm trying. >> You're only 20 levels higher than me. >> I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU A COURTESY. >> YOU'RE ONLY 20 levels higher than me. >> You don't want me to nerf myself? Are you sure about that, >> bro? Go ahead, bro. Nerf yourself, bro. Since you so good, nerf yourself. Go ahead, do it. Do it. >> Okay, let me let me I'll play one round with my gun of choice and you'll see. >> Chad, he think you're really good at this game, bro. Why does he move like that? GOD, WHY DO YOU MOVE SO UNPREDICTABLY? >> YOU [ __ ] EGGHEHEAD. YO, SHUT UP, BRO. NO, that's first round as a warm-up, bro. That was a warm up. I did that on purpose to chat. I did that because I wanted him to defer my skill levels. Oh, okay. God, I'm selling. Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. No. No. NO. YOU ARE ASS, BOY. >> NO. NO. NO. >> STOP PLAYING WITH ME. >> OH, NO. I DO THIS. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'm not about to I'm not about to lose, bro. I'm not about to lose, bro. They call me sniper. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> See, all it took was a little warm-up. That's it. Oh, he's locked in now. He's quiet. WHAT? HEAD >> SHOT, >> BRO. THIS HEAD SHOT. YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT, DON'T YOU? >> OH, CHAD, I I can't do him like that. I can't do that. I'm not using that method, bro. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] bro. Let me lock in. Let me lock in. I'm tripping. Let me lock in. Let me lock in. I got to lock in. I got to lock in. I'm going do it chat speed. I'm apologizing in advance. WHAT THE [ __ ] NOW THIS [ __ ] CHEATED. NO, THIS [ __ ] JUST HACKED. HE JUST HACKED. YOU JUST HACKED. WHAT? WHY? HE JUST HACKED. WHAT? WHY HE HACKING? AND HE HACKING. SO WE HACKING OUT. >> SO WE HACKING OUT. NAH, BRO. WE USING THE >> SO WE HACKING OUT. >> YO YO YO, WHAT WERE YOU CALLING? >> SO WE HACKING OUT TRASH. >> STATE WITH A REMATCH. >> LATE. SO YOU HACKING? >> WO WO WO WO WO WO. >> SO WE HACKING NOW. >> I'M JUST HACKED. >> WEAPONS IN MY HE JUST HACKED. >> I'M IN THE FREEZER. >> WE HACKING NOW. >> YO, COME ON. REMATCH. >> WHY YOU CHEATING, BRO? JUST USE GUNS. THIS [ __ ] >> BRO, USE GUNS. >> OKAY, I'LL USE. >> SO, WE HACKING NOW. >> YO, CHOOSE WHAT GUN I USE. Choose what gun I USE. >> SO, WE HACKING NOW. THIS IS WHAT WE DOING. >> Use any gun. >> WE HACKING NOW. >> WE'RE HACKING NOW. THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DOING NOW. >> YAY. WE'RE HACKING NOW. CLAP IT UP FOR SNAKE. >> YOU'RE [ __ ] BRO. USE A GUN, >> BRO. USING GUNS. >> Use guns. >> Hey. >> Okay. Best out of three. The [ __ ] All right, fine. Choose a map. Any map you want, bro. Any map. Sandbox. All right. You want to pick my guns? CUZ YOU THINK THE FREEZE, >> BRO? USE A GUN. >> THAT WAS A GUN. IT'S CALLED THE PERAFROST, BRO. You can use it, too. Let's go. This one, bro. Like, this dude uses special weapons and [ __ ] Like, is it that serious? Is it that serious? Special weapons, >> bro. Like, come on, brother. >> Are you using a shield, bro? And you calling me. You saying that I'm hacking cuz I'm using a freeze ray. Hold up, chat. I don't need special [ __ ] to beat him. >> I got a plan. I got a plan. I got a plan. He's not going to see this. He's not going to see this coming. [ __ ] OUT OF HERE. DOUBLE PUMP. [ __ ] DOUBLE PUMP. DOUBLE PUMP. YO, WHERE YOU HIDING? COME ON OUT. WHAT? WHAT? >> NO, BRO. That's a head shot. 223. That's a headsh shot. 223. Shut your little Shut your nerd ass. Yo, this [ __ ] Bro, another head shot. >> How, BRO? >> HOW IS HE GETTING THESE HEAD SHOT LIKE THAT? Yo yo, put the shield away. Yo, put the shield away. Yo, WHAT? BRO, HE'S GETTING EVERY HEAD SHOT, BRO. HIS LASERS AIM, BUD. Are we dead ass right now, bro? Ammo. Heat. Heat. Oh, NO. NO, NO, NO. ONE OF MY PEOPLE. NO. >> Let's go. one more point. >> Oh, bro, I should never peek, bro. Oh, I should never peek, bro. Speed. Do you want me to train you, bro? I can help you be better, >> bro. You're not even better than me. Are you sure about that, bro? This This [ __ ] sucks, bro. Ask for the Hey, GG's, bro. GG's. I didn't use a freeze rate like you said. I didn't want a hack. I just want a nice clean game, you know. You okay, bro? >> GG's, bro. GG's. >> GG's, bro. GG's. GG's. >> GG's, bro. >> You ever want some training, bro? You hit me up. I could help you. All right. There's methods. There's methods. In fact, you want a duo, bro? You want a duo? You know what? You know what? Stay what? GG's, man. GG's. GG's. I have I have nothing to say. You beat me fair and square, you know. Well, thanks, Feed. Like, >> so I'm I'm better at you at rivals. What did you say? I said I said so I'm better than you at rivals. You're what? I said I said so I'm better than you at rivals. I finally beat you at something. One thing after getting smoked like 30 times in every situation that I involved with you in finally happened state >> what what bro >> you >> are such a great guy man like >> yo thank you bro >> like seriously no bro like no bro like you're a great guy like I I don't think I've never met anybody such a great person as you >> dude thank you bro >> you know like every like everything is like pretty perfect about you. You know, you have a perfect size head, you know, you look very cute and petite. You know, you you know, you like you have a nice haircut. Like I don't like I can't really say anything about you, you know? You just I mean like bro like look at you. Like I'm looking at your stream right now. Like you just look good, man. Like bro, like Yeah, bro. Like look at you. You just look happy. You look happy and just >> Wait, wait, wait. Speed. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Say wahi. >> What did you >> Why'd you go quiet? I said say w Say wahi. >> Say wahi. What? >> Say wahi that I'm cute. Speed. Why'd you go quiet, bro? Say wahi. I'm cute and petite like you said and I got a good haircut. Say wahi. Hello, bro. Can you hear me, bro? MY MIC TW YO, CAN Y'ALL HEAR ME? >> OH, I can hear you now. >> BY THE WAY, CHECK. CAN YOU HEAR ME? CAN YOU HEAR ME? Can you hear me? Everybody test on pizza if y'all can hear me. Wait, say, can you hear me? >> Yeah, I could hear you. >> Oh [ __ ] my mic. >> I love pizza. >> My mic tweaking. The freak. Oh, pizza. Okay, bet. All right, bet. All right, bet. I got All right, bet. Yeah, bro. GG steak, bro. Real talk, bro. >> Yo, thanks, bro. So, you're saying I'm cute and petite? >> Yes, bro. You cute and petite? Wahi? Why do you keep [ __ ] going quiet when I say that, bro? Tell me. Wahi, I'm cute and petite. You're cute and petite. Wahi. See? See how easy that is? You just say, "Why? I'm cute petite." Yeah. Oh, come on. That's not even like a That's a nice thing to say to someone, bro. I'm Bro, what? >> Bro, >> bro, come on, man. Just >> Yo, like what you trying to do, bro? Like, why you CALLING ME CUTE? >> OH MY BRO, DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD, DUDE. >> NAH, CUZ LIKE WHY YOU calling me cute, though? Hey, >> bro. Dude, do you want to know what I think about all the time, bro? >> To be honest with you, >> what? >> That do you remember that one time when you when you came to Utah and we got in those balloons? Do you remember what happened right before we got in those balloons? >> What? >> You took your pants off, bro. Bro, this egg [ __ ] head. This egg, bro. This goddamn egg. He wanted me to say wahi, TOO. THIS [ __ ] EGG HEAD. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? LIKE, HE WAS HE WAS REALLY TRYING TO GET IN MY BALLS. HE WAS REALLY TRYING TO GET IN MY BALLS. All right, chat. I think I'm going to play one more C. I'm going to play one more match, y'all. Who won a one v one, bro? I'm going to play one more match, y'all. And I'm getting off. I'm going to get off this game. I'm going to get on a uh new game, chat. >> Why? >> What do you mean why? >> Why are you getting on a new game? >> What you mean? >> Why are you getting on a new game? >> Cuz I Cuz I want to get on a new game. >> But you just having fun on this one? >> I ain't going to lie, this game is fun. I'm going to be honest. This game is very fun. >> No, I'm just about to do something else. >> Oh, okay. >> You trying to one me? WHO WANT TO BE THE LAST ONE V ONE? >> Speed one v one me. I'm the best. >> I'm the best player. >> Real [ __ ] >> I got sniped downstairs. >> I'm literally the max rank. Come on. Speed. Surely you go against me. >> Speed. >> Wait. I said >> speed very calm if you want me >> break your track >> get out of your speed >> Ireland and do what your track >> go I eat imagine >> hey who TRYING TO ONE V ONE y'all >> speed maybe we can one v one I think I can make you the best player in the entire world >> me I love you. >> What's your name? >> My name is Tiny Dude. >> My name is Tiny Dude. >> I love you. >> I brought you the Papa God. The Papa God. >> The Who? >> Where you at, bro? Hey, bro. Where your name at? Where your name at? Where your name? Yeah. Challenge me. Speed on here. I'm a cardboard guy. >> I love you. Speed. >> Is it Is it Mickey? Who? >> Yeah. Yeah. Over here. Over here. Over here. Oh, say you love me. Speak tiny dude. One v one tiny dude. >> I'm an admin. I'm one v one. One v one. I love you. I love you. I show speed. I love you. >> I got cover. I'm literally the purple guy. Speed. One v one me. My name is Dean. Speed. Please. Make a wish. I'mma make a wish. >> Waiter board. >> Wait. I love you. >> Wait, he's actually here. I'm about to eat. >> I'mma make a wish. >> No speed. Don't act. >> Speed. >> Did he say don't end? >> I'm not about to end a stream, bro. What the hell, chat? Bro, the chef made me fool. I'm about to eat. He just sent me the picture. >> Yo, peep, dude. Uh, >> that [ __ ] look good. >> That [ __ ] do look good. >> I ain't going to lie, >> Chad. Do y'all want a long stream? If y'all want a long stream, I need to eat, bro. I need to eat. >> So, we not peeping his level. >> Wait. What's his level? >> We got to eat. >> YOU LEVEL 600, BRO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. TIME. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. BROTHER, BROTHER, you level, bro. You level 650. Bro, bro, you level 650. Bro, >> bro, I just started playing, bro. What do you mean, >> bro? Stop trolling me, bro. You level 650, >> bro. What do you mean? No. >> AND YOU GOT A SKIN THAT BLEND WITH BRO, you a weirdo, bro. YOU ACTUALLY A WEIRDO. YO, I'MMA still win. Watch this, chat. Chat, I'm about to beat a pro. I'm about to beat this pro. Oh, you know we should we should finish play time. >> Oh, wow. What the [ __ ] All right. Am I going to win or what? >> Yo, speed, >> bro. I'm not playing this [ __ ] bro. Bro, T. I got to beat him. I got to beat him. WHAT? >> YO, SPEED. I JUST STARTED PLAYING, BRO. >> BRO, I'm up. >> What the speed? What are you doing, bro? Bro, is he hacking? He's glitching midair. >> He's building. >> What the [ __ ] >> BRO, HE'S BUILDING. HOW IS HE BUILDING? OH NO, just two boxes. Oh, hell no. >> Yo, [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] JAMAL. JAMAL. JAMAL. JAMAL. JAMAL. >> JAMAL. JAMAL. >> Can you get the food? >> Can you get the food? >> What? >> Can you get the food? at Dennis T9V donated€1 through Super >> Get the food >> cuz I'm about to eat. >> Oh, >> damn. Oh, tap while I eat. Y'all know what we can do while I eat? Y'all know what we can do while I eat? Actually, y'all know what we could do? Y'all know what we could do? It it it rhymes with We could do. No, I had to lie. That was lame. That was lame. That was lame. That was lame. That was lame. All right, CHAT. WHAT KIND OF COOL should we do? I WANT TO TEST Y KNOWLEDGE. I want to test y boys knowledge, bro. Um, how do I test my chat knowledge? How do I test y'all boys knowledge? What kind of cool should we do? Ooh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. science >> at Dennis Trot T9V donated 2 chat speed quiz >> pls play bite by night pls in Roblox >> I got to pee bro hold wait I'll be right back I got to pee bro like that >> got All right, chat. Right now we got W. >> Latino Poy Chulu donated $1. Hey Speed, it is Latino Poy Chulu again. The upcoming big ass streamer. Can you help out a friend? I immigrated to the USA to try and collab. I am live on Twitch. Latino Poppy Chulo. I live in a garage and my parents got deported. I am six. M >> the sh come today. Uh, let us know. >> LATINO PUPPY CHULO. LATINO PUPPY CHULO. Chat we eat. Bro, >> can't see that. >> Oh, this [ __ ] look >> at Sam Russell 876 donated £4.99 through super chat. Yeah. >> Speed. What happened to Larry Green? >> I don't know, bro. Jojo donated $1. What happened to ICVR? Remember when you used to play VR with him every day back? >> I do. I show speed quiz. >> This is old, bro. All of these are old, bro. >> At Patimeo donated $2 through Super Chat. >> All of these are >> Please listen to me play the Roblox game ERLC. Wait, this one's Wait, this one's new. This one's new. History flags. Wait, Chad, y'all want to do flags again? I want to do flags. Okay. Flags. Flags. flags >> at water creeper 1073 donated $2 through super chat. >> Everybody join. >> LA Knight wants you at Wrestlemania. >> EVERYBODY JOIN. EVERYBODY JOIN. EVERYBODY JOIN. WAIT, WHAT? Everybody join. >> F U C K Y O U S P E Donated $1. Low. >> Everybody join L. Latino Poppy Chulu donated $1. Hey Speed, it's the great Latino Poy Chulu. You're a great dude and I remember watching you in 2021. You made me stream and wish me luck on my career. Speed, I love you, my cute black boy. When we collabing though >> the [ __ ] >> at mihi-H6L donated £4.99 through super chat yo speed I'm recovering from a painful surgery two weeks a and your live streams and videos HAVE MADE IT SO FOR me >> thank you less than three >> is everybody in yes or no everybody Remember class, when we start, y'all can still continue coming in. >> That [ __ ] was good. >> Speed, you are a [ __ ] donated $1. >> No. >> Hey, speed you monkey. How was your day? Can you do a sleep stream today? >> The hell? Let's start. Oh, LET'S SEE HOW SMART Y'ALL ARE. Name a country that name a country that this flag represents, bro. Really? First question. Bolivia, chat. This is Bolivia. This is Bolivia. This is Bolivia. This is Bolivia. This is Bolivia. chat. This is Bolivia, bro. The fact that 47 people in the chat. No, no, no. I'm talking about this [ __ ] This this this needs to be talked about. Who the [ __ ] chose Finland? Who chose Finland? Who chose Bolivia? Who chose Poland? ARE Y'ALL DEAD ASS? WHO? BRO, Y'ALL DON'T KNOW Y'ALL FLAGS, BRO. COME ON, BRO. Who Who first place right now? Fakula. Come on out, G. First place. Get a prize. Chat, name the country this flag represents. CHAD, IF Y'ALL DON'T KNOW THIS, BRO, CHAD, THIS OBVIOUSLY USA. Obviously USA, bro. This is obviously USA, chat. This is obviously USA. Oh my days, bro. Wait, is my chat dumb? >> I don't know. >> SOMEBODY CHOSE PHILIPPINES. I MEAN, >> WHO THE [ __ ] CHOSE PHILIPPINES? >> USA >> and France. Bro, bro, why you saying me, bro? Yo, y'all Yosha, I don't think you smart. Why? Why are you choosing This is obviously Netherlands. Why are you choosing Philippines, bro? Oh, Fakula is first place. I Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Fakula still first place. Fakula is still first place. Name the country this flag represents. Uh-oh. Let's see who gets this right. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see who gets this right. What is this country flag? Chad, don't say it in a chat. Don't say it in a chat, bro. Australia, baby. This is Australia. I know some people probably got a confused that it was the UK, but chat, it's not the UK. This is a Wait, let me move my camera so my questions don't get in the way. I mean, yeah, right. Yeah, chat, this is UK. This isn't Australia. Appreciate the 10,000 bits, baby. Oh my goodness. Ain't the country this flag represents. HEY, NOBODY BETTER NOBODY IN CHAT BETTER GET THIS WRONG. NONE OF Y'ALL IN THE CHAT BETTER GET THIS WRONG. NONE OF Y'ALL. None of y'all. I'mma give y'all a hint. Muppy. Thank you. Oh my god. 90% of the people in the chat got it right. W's in the chat. 90% of the people in chat got it right. W's in the chat. Thank you. Fakula steal first place. Name the country this flags represents. Oh, this is easy. This is easy. This is England. This is obviously England, chat. This is obviously England. Obviously. Bro, >> bro, Jamal, >> what >> bro? 200 people chose Norway. Then the other >> Yeah, you know that. Yo, Y'ALL NEVER HEARD OF GEORGIA CHAT. Harva from PSG. COME ON, BRO. LOCK THE [ __ ] IN. CHAT, STOP BEING DUMB. Y, BRO. YO, T. SEE, NOW Y'ALL MAKING ME MAD NOW. Y'all making me mad. This is Georgia. COME ON, BRO. LIKE, YO. NO. NOW Y'ALL MAKING ME MAD. Y'all pissing me off now, bro. Come on, bro. Fakula is still first place. Come on. Name the country this flag represents. Hey, I'm going to give y'all a hint. I'mma give y'all a hint. Come on out. I'mma give y'all a hint. Liverpool. Liverpool. Who chose Pakistan? Like, who the [ __ ] thought How did you think this was Pakistan, bro? Bro, like I feel like some of y'all are just guessing, bro. Like, come on now, bro. Some of y'all are just guessing, bro. This is Iraq chat. Come on, y'all. Lock in. Lock in. Oh, come on, bro. Come on, chat. Y'all know this. I did a IRO stream in 2024 at this country. 2024. It was my last country stream. >> I know what this is. >> Thank you. W's in the chat. Ireland, chat. This is Ireland, y'all. Good stuff. Ireland. Good stuff, baby. Dang. Fakula steal first place. God dang. Name the country this flag represents. >> I know this. I know this. I know this. Whoa, Y'ALL GOT IT RIGHT. >> A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE CHAT GOT IT RIGHT. I'M SURPRISED. OKAY, good stuff, y'all. This is Miamar, y'all. My good stuff. Good stuff. Good stuff. Good stuff. Good stuff. Oh, the leaderboard has changed. Fakula is still first place, bro. Mostly Benan Rider Royale, Yousef Sami, and Speedy. Speedy black. Why is this? What the hell kind of name? Okay. Name the country this flag represents. AH, I WAS JUST THERE. It's Kenya, chat. It's Kenya. It's Kenya. It's Kenya. Oh, bro. The fact a hundred of y'all in the chat believe me, bro. This is not Kenyan. This is South Africa, baby. Good stuff. Hey, Chad, if you got a right, spin up the W's, bro. If you got a right, spin up the W's, bro. Okay, Fula is still first place, bro. It's an Asia, chat. It's an Asia. Vietnam. Good job, Chad. This is Vietnam. Okay, let's see who won. Who won? Who won? Who won? First, third place, Writer Royale on YouTube. Second place, IG Moshi Benon. First place, Fakula. ALL RIGHT, FAKULA, YOU ARE THE winner of today's cahoot. Text me on Instagram so uh so I can give you your s your uh prize. Text me on Instagram right now. Text me on Instagram right now so you can receive your surprise. Text me on Instagram so you can receive your surprise. Text me on Instagram. Fakula. Text me on Instagram. I'm Fakula. Got Fakula. Okay. Okay. What's your cash app at? What's your cash app at? Also, show me proof you're Fakula. Show me proof. You're Fakula. Chat. This is Fakula. This is Fakula. Right chat. Is this Fakula? Her name is Sakes. CHAD, IS THIS HER? BRO, sorry I lied. Wahi, bro, STOP. [ __ ] BRO. WHAT THOUGH? COME ON, MAN. REALLY? SEDA? SEDA? ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? BRO, WHY SHE TROLLING? WHY? WHY IS SHE TROLLING? COME ON, BRO. LIKE, I'M TRYING TO HEY, COME ON, BRO. Come on, man. WHY YOU TROLLING? LIKE, COME ON NOW. LIKE, I'M TRYING TO SEND him the bread. Come on, MAN. WHY YOU TROLLING? LIKE, COME ON NOW. LIKE, I'm trying to send him the bread. Come on, man. Who is Fakula? Oh my god. How am I going to find Fakula, bro? Hey, it's me, Fakula. Chat, is it him? How would I know if it's him or not, though? Tell him to give you proof. Chad, send me proof. If it's Fula, send me proof. >> Bro, I ain't gonna lie. Next time, chat, put your Instagram in your cahoot name. Okay, I'm going to do one more. I'mma do one more. But if you want to win the prize, if you want to get C, if you want money, just put your Instagram and your username in Cahoot because I don't think I'mma I don't think I'mma find I don't think I'm gonna find Fakula, bro. I'm not gonna lie, chat. Next time, put your Instagram in your cahoot cuz Yeah, chat. GG. GG. GG. GG, bro. Yeah. All right, chat. Y'all want to do one more, y'all? Y'all want to do one more cahoot? What kind of cool should we do now? >> What kind? >> Animals or something. Dog breeds. >> Dog breed. I want like I ain't going to lie, like I want to do something I want to do something um different like >> you want something hard with >> like one more. Let's do one more. Let's do one more. Guess that anime, something like that. >> Guess the anime. That would be a good one. Math. Nah, let's do math. Let's do math. >> Oh boy. >> Let's do math. Let's do like Let's do simple math. Simple. Simple math cuz a lot of people cuz I don't I don't know if a lot of people in the chat is No. No. Let's do trivia. Let's No, let's do trivia. Let's do trivia. Like general like general knowledge, right, chat? Isn't that good? Like general knowledge trivia. That's a good one, right? General trivia. No, y'all don't want to do that, bro. That's they want that that chat. WHAT DO Y'ALL WANT TO DO THEN? WHAT DO Y'ALL WANT TO DO? I feel like that's a good one. General knowledge, bro. You done with this? >> Yeah, I'm done. I'm done. >> You want anything for downstairs? >> No, I'm good. I'm good. >> No water? >> No, I already got it in. Guess the player. Guess the player. Guess the player. Guess the player chat, bro. Like what? Like in the chat? What do you like? I wonder who in the chat like how like I don't like I wonder how No, bro. We don't We don't All right. You know what? All right. You know what? All right. Bet. I'm going to do general. Yeah. All right. I'm doing general knowledge. Sample. sample. Uh, bro, these are not I already did flags, bro. I already did flags. Anime. Guess the anime. Let's do anime then. Guess the Oh, guess the anime character. Is it this one? Wait. No. Oh my. Why does every bro WHICH ONE THEN? WHAT KIND OF CAHOOT DO Y'ALL WANT TO PLAY? CUZ I WAS SAYING NO TO EVERYTHING. All right, then. I'm doing general trivia then, bro. Simple as that, bro. Oh, no. Guess the logo. No, that's Guess the logo is fire. Guess the logo. Let's do guest the logo. Let's just do guest the logo, bro. Guess the logo, bro. That's cool. You know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. ALL RIGHT. BET. EVERYBODY JOIN. EVERYBODY JOIN. EVERYBODY JOIN. This is the chat. This is the code. This is the code. Everybody join. Yeah. Woo! YAY! HEY! WOO! Hurry up, chat. I'm starting in 20 seconds. No, I'm starting in one minute, y'all. I'm going to start in one minute. I'm going to start in 1 minute. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. I'mma give y'all time. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's a limit. What you mean it's a limit? Restart it. Change code. All right. Bet. Hold on. All right. Restart. All right. Y bet. All right. Bet. All right. I'mma restart. I'm going restart. I'mma restart. I'mma restart. I'mma restart. I'mma restart. I'mma restart. I'mma restart. Chat, be ready. Everybody get ready. I'm about to show yada cool. Get ready. I'm about to show yada cool right now in three. Get ready in five, four, three, two, one. Okay, join up. This is the code. Hurry up. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hurry up. Hurry up. chat, if you want a prize. How is it a bro? It's not full, bro. Cuz people are getting in, bro. People are getting in. People are getting in, bro. Okay, I'm starting in 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 No. All right, here we go. Starting in right. No. What do you mean no? Restart. Bro. Bro, IF YOU DON'T GET IN, YOU'RE NOT FAST ENOUGH. GET IN. Like what? How y'all gonna get mad at me? All right, chat. I'm Okay, I'mma restart it one more time. I'mma restart it one more time. If you don't get in, you don't get in. Simple as that, bro. If you do not get in, you do not get in. I'mma Yo, chat. I'mma I'mma one more time. If you don't get in, you don't get in. Put no limit. There's no limit though. There's no limit. If you do not get in, do not get mad at me, bro. Simple as that. I don't want to see the Okay, let's go. All right, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. All right, this is it, bro. If you do not get in, you don't get in, bro. 20,000 people can get in. 20,000 people can get in, bro. Lock in, bro. Wait, it's a 2,00 limit. Join everybody. He join. Come on. I think it's so glitchy cuz so many so many people trying to get in. It literally glitches. There's so many people. Oh my god. All right, here we go. Here we go, bro. It's not freaking full. Look at all of these people joining. Wait, chat. How do I put no limit then? How do you do that? How do you change the limit? How the freak you How do you, bro? How do you change the limit choose a game with no limit? How? How to how to change limit limit on who to change limit adjust settings. It says free to >> Hello difficulty. So educ this is click the edit button to modify one minute limit to desire to sec. >> Yeah man where do it? What is blit say blit? >> Bro, STOP [ __ ] PLAYING, [ __ ] >> CALM DOWN, [ __ ] YOU NEED HELP? Let me help you. >> How you do it? >> Let me see this right here. So, you see this cahoot, right? What you want to do is you see or where's where's the thing? Where's the uh >> right there? >> How you change this? Like go back out of it. >> What do you mean back out of it? >> Like go back out like go out of it. Like go to like when you about to start the game. >> It says up to 2,00. Yeah, look, cuz it's classic mode. You see, different modes can change how different people act, right? So, this is it right here. Right. >> Right. >> So, what we want to do is >> [ __ ] you are yapping, bro. Are you >> No, no, I'm being ass. You see how it says 2,000 people, right? >> Yes. 2,000. >> So, look, all you got to do is just type how many people you want? >> 20,000. >> 20,000? >> No. 100,000. >> All right. There we go, >> bro. Move. Move. You trolling, bro. >> No, but do book it. Book it is better. >> Book it. >> Yeah, it's kind of It's kind of cool. >> You got to make an account and [ __ ] >> Oh, wait a minute. I just thought of it. >> What? >> People can act and look it. >> Guess the logo. >> Wait, can't never mind. That's a different That's a different site then. >> This is Blitet, bro. >> Oh, I thought you meant blue it. >> ALL RIGHT. TO EVERYBODY JOIN. EVERYBODY JOIN. WAIT, let me get to >> Don't do blue. It's only 300 max. It's only 300 max for Blick it. Dead asset. >> Say you swear. >> Test it. Post it. >> Let me host the game. All right, everybody join. Everybody join. No healthy upstream. What? Host game. No healthy upstream. What are they talking about? >> Don't know. Stop asking me why they didn't let me what, bro? Is this website crashed? The website is down. A give me a [ __ ] break. Jesus [ __ ] >> Did we just crash book it, bro? Or is it only that one? We just crashed the [ __ ] server, bro. >> Hosted. >> I think I think you gotta press host. >> I pressed Oh, there >> there you go. >> Wait, wait, wait. I don't want to do this one, though. Hold on. >> My god, bro. Can you just wait? >> Oh, I guess you >> Yeah, it's that one. It's that one. It's that one. It's that one that's [ __ ] up. >> They got different ones. Come on, >> bro. Somebody said the limit is 60 people, bro. Let's see. We going to see. >> It's 60 people, bro. If the limit is 60 people, bro, I'm going be like, "Bro, >> what the hell?" >> G me a soda. >> What? >> Bro, chat, this website. No, bro. I might just go back on freaking Cahoot. I ain't gonna lie. That's your best bet. >> Oh, there we go. >> Yeah. >> Go host. >> Yep. >> Okay, everybody join us. >> Oh, look, >> bro. What? 60 players is the max. Come on, guys. Join up. Just let y'all know this work for great. Oh. Go back to school. Yeah, you got to go back to school, bro. You got You got to go back to school, bro. Everybody join, bro. Just come on. Just come on. Just come on, chat. Just come on. Just come on. Just come on. Just come on. Everybody join, bro. Let's do it right. Let's stop stalling. Let's stop stalling. Stop stalling. Let's just go, bro. Start at 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Guess the logo. Guess it. Guess it. Logan one, baby. Come on. Come on. Guess this logo. Come on, chat. Y'all can't get this wrong. Y'all can't get this wrong. Y'all can't get this wrong, BRO. WHY Y'ALL SPAMMING L? WHY? DAMN. I just want a freaking green apple, bro.

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