SIDEMEN $20,000 vs $200 HOLIDAY (ASIA EDITION)

WE HAVE JUST LANDED IN BANGKOK. >> HELLO and welcome to another Sidemen holiday. This time we're in Asia. The guys we split into two teams as per usual. One team is going to go on holiday worth £20,000 and the other team uh let's just say it didn't cost me much money at all. As you may know, the Sidemen charity match 2026 is next week. The teams in this video >> we win it >> will be the teams of the charity match. Cyber FC >> homeside advantage YouTube allars baby. >> Oh, you're on there team >> home advantage. Uh you guys go that way. >> Okay. >> Follow instructions. You guys go that way. Follow instructions. >> I'm staying here. >> You're staying here. >> Bye traders. >> Good luck everyone. >> I hope you have a nice uh pre free pre-match camp. Every single we're going to be the good team and we're going to destroy next week. >> It's done right. >> Open number one, bro. >> You are. You're here because you're the lucky guy. >> You got the best stats. I've got the worst. >> Okay. Sure. Whatever you say, guys. >> I mean, this doesn't going to tell us. It might >> quick before it starts to get dark. >> Yeah. >> There's a car waiting for you in the car park. >> Okay. Do we have to drive? >> Oh god. >> You don't want to drive here. You don't want to drive here. Uhuh. >> You are the good. >> No, we're not. >> Well, shut up. >> Your circle would not be that way. >> Yeah. It would be like, "Welcome to >> I didn't even none of us even flinch, bro. >> Welcome to Thailand, >> a beautiful nation. Head to the metro and go to Ratcha Parrot Station." >> So, we're getting the train. They're getting a lovely cut. Yeah. Well done. >> No, we don't know. We don't know. They're getting a nice car. Here's the thing. Like, it's actually so much law that you've always been on the shit team. Like, this is the This is the one where it changes. And it will be double as good cuz you be like, "Oh my god, finally. >> What a place to do it." >> What a place to do it. >> This is one of them ones, you know, when you're like, "Oh, you want this is one of the ones you want the good team." Like, you really want the good team. The good team here is going to be unbelievable. >> It's going to be insane. >> The bad team's going to be going to be carnage. I think >> we're finished. We're finished. >> Yeah, we are. We are. But look, just enjoy the experience even if we get bummed. >> I mean, that doesn't look Wait, is that Wait, which one is it? The one with the tires on top of it. Or is it the one or is it this one here? >> Oh, that's all right. >> That's quite fine. >> Oh, VIP style. Oh, yes. >> VIP style. >> Yeah, >> that does not bode well for the rest. >> That is my only thing. Yeah, like it's uh >> I don't trust it. >> No, I don't trust it either. just don't like Joker always hate him to be honest. >> Remember what I said that like I think you'll be able to tell where like you're headed from like just the outside. Yeah. >> Yeah. I feel that. >> Tell you Josh, I asked in the airport. I told I I I asked him in the airport and I said, "Oh yeah, I'm going to be on the expensive team later." Yeah. Normally he'd give me like a a bit of banter back. He just gulped. >> Oh, he panicked. >> Yeah, he panicked. without you knowing what he's up to. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. And also he's CNN FC so he's going to look after CNN FC as well. >> Yeah man. We got a game in a week. Yeah. >> Big game coming up. >> We could be going to another major city. >> What called >> Ratch? >> Oh yeah. That sounds like a heat. I'm on my dick. Stop. All right, bro. >> We're not >> Everybody get your dick out. >> Okay, I'm worried now, boys. >> Because >> I'm not seeing a a luxury >> Yeah, we should have been leaving the city. >> We should have been at a luxury villa in the uh in the hills in the foothills of Bangkok right now. >> But we are not. We are in the middle of Bangkok. Here we go. >> It's time, baby. Ah. Oh. >> Oh, it is. >> Oh, this is >> this that heat. >> It's a different type of heat. >> Boys, it's time. Oh, we get to read, don't we? Yes. My favorite. >> Magna, hit us with it. >> Go on, do it. >> I can't wait to see your face once you've walked to a hotel called PR Place. >> Is that it? Is positive resting place. >> Yes. Positive resting place. >> Pump rectum. >> Royal Air Force Museum. I'd like to go to Let's go to Pump Rectum Hotel. >> Sure then. >> Oh no. >> Oh yeah. >> Oh no. >> Oh no. No. It's all right. >> It's all right. No, we're not going on bikes, are we? >> I'm very excited here. Here we go. We've been dropped off on the side of the the highway in the middle of Bangkok. Oh no. >> What do you mean? Oh no. >> I just see cash. All right. Welcome to 7-Eleven, a popular Thailand trend. You have to thousand butt. How much is that? >> Um, it is like 20 quid. >> Okay. Well, a thousand bat to spend. We must spend all our money. And after we've got our hall, we head to the car. >> Right. So, what's it called? 1,000 BT munch. >> Yeah. >> 1,000 B munch. >> I see no butt now. >> We are boots on the ground. >> Oh, no. Boys, at least it all smells yummy. It does. You see that blue sign ahead of us that says PR place. >> Yes. >> Oh yeah. >> We deserve this. >> Oh yeah. >> This is what happens when you don't believe in God. >> 790 BS. >> 790 B got to be like what? Like£2, bro. >> Is this the entrance? >> Yeah. Down there is the entrance. Oh no. Down here, boys. >> Oh, it's time to have fun, boys. >> Oh, we're in here. Oh, we are the content makers today. >> Oh, banana in a bag. Banana in a bag. Sorry. >> Yes. >> What is that? >> Um, it's coconut candy. We'll find out what it actually is. >> Should I get some shrimps? I'll get some shrimps. I will not eat convenience store shrimp. >> But you feel free. >> I'll have I'll have a nibble of that. Yeah, why not? >> But we spent 985 BAT. Pretty pretty pretty good to be fair. Go on a dust. Oh, okay. Do the honors. I bet you saw the hotel and was shook. Shook. Your next mode of transport is a tou shock. >> So, where do you put the uh where do you put the bags? >> I'll put this up here. Like that. I'll put that one there. >> Yeah. There you go. >> And squeeze in. >> Yeah. We'll do we'll do this. >> Yeah. And then I'll do this here. And then KSI, you got there. >> You and your suitcase. And I'll put your suitcase there. >> Come on. Come on, man. Welcome in. >> All right. All right. Why would you put your suitcase in after you? >> Oh, for me >> for for you. Oh, you you just take it. That's >> Oh, wow. >> OH. >> OH, IT FITS. Is that Is that safe? >> You're getting no luggage. >> Wait, that >> You sure it won't fall off? >> Neon lights. Oo. >> Yeah. Rev. Yeah. Woo. Say hey to the camera. >> Nah, bro. There ain't no space. There's no space, bro. Oh my god. What the hell? >> I Everything smells unreal. >> It smells really good. Smells like like Chinese Thai food. >> No. What? No. Don't. >> Harry brought this to my attention. Chocolate crackers. >> Come on. Bring in the two. Bring something there. And then last but not least, because obviously we're trying to be healthy here. I got us. Now, this is dinner right here. Bang. >> What is that? >> Natural veggies. >> Yeah, we'll just need a bit. Get a kettle. Pour it on. We'll be fine. >> He's He's bad team ready. You know what? No matter what Josh does to us today, he can't take away our thousand bat. We have We spent it. I'm a bit over boat now. >> No, look at that speed. >> I feel like a dog, you know, when dogs put their heads out the window, bro. >> You got a faster gear, boss. Yeah. >> Bro, what is worth? It's a pleasant journey. >> Is it? >> No. >> Good. Good. Good. Good. Are we now acceptable on the bad team now? Yeah, I was going to say, how does that bode for us? >> Well, we're heading deeper into Bangkok and into the worst traffic in the world. >> Yeah, and we have we have snacks to keep us going. Can't wait to see KSI taunt us later. >> I'm getting more and more um unoptimistic as time passes. >> Listen, just enjoy the AC. >> Yeah, just enjoy. Exactly. Enjoy the journey. Enjoy the process. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm loving I'm loving life here. Man's shit. Oh no. >> Wakey fucking hell. >> See what? >> Yeah. What's up, man? >> Oh my god. >> How you doing? >> This is so lucky. >> You want to take a photo? We got time. Jeez. >> Cheers. >> Noise when keep mopeding away. >> Oh, fucking fuck that. >> Yeah, really. >> There's such a chosen. >> You come here often. >> Why is he talking through the bar? >> All right. Well, now it's just awkward. >> It's not looking good, boys. looking good. >> It's not looking good, bro. >> No, it can't be. It can't. It can't happen to me. >> It can't. >> It can't. >> Oh, it can't. >> It can't. Nah, >> I was re I genuinely believed so much, you know. I really did. >> He's been on a roller coaster. >> I really believe it's the hope that kills you. >> You've learned. You're good now. You've learned just to But I I believed the entire way here. I believed >> the thing is one more twist is possible. So, like if this is not accommodation, we still have a chance, >> mate. We like it's going to be it's going to be it's going to be a little it's going to be a hostel. It's going to be a hotel. Oh, no. >> Guys, I've got a good feeling about this. >> Oh, my stomach's dropped, bro. Just put me in the bad hotel already. I want to get out. I want beer. John, >> this feels bad. Team >> Oh my god, we're back at the fucking train station. Oh my god, we actually are. We're going back to PR place. Oh. >> Oh, we're turning left, boys. Oh, >> wait. What? >> No, no, no, no, no. I don't believe that. >> Wait, wait, guys. This is a new hotel. >> No, I don't believe it, though. >> No, no, no, no. >> Don't believe it. >> Hold up. >> No, no, no, no. Don't believe it. >> I see a guy at the door who looks very luxurious. >> Hello. >> Don't believe it. Don't believe it. >> See, there you go. We drive that way. >> What the fuck is this? >> How do you not see this coming? >> A such a fucking >> Never believe it, man. >> Such >> Until your ass touches the toilet, Steve. That's when you believe it. >> No, that was actually mean. That was actually so mean. >> O you lot. What? What is this? What? Now, >> why does it say LV hotel? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, sure it does. >> It says Louis Vuitton Hotel. >> Yeah, but is it like is it >> It looks like a non >> Is it a Pooy Baton or Poo? >> This doesn't look like Louis Vuitton area. >> It says LV hotel. >> Yeah, but it's not out there. >> It's not. >> Yeah, but I'm not seeing LV. >> It does say Mitch 226 though. Oh, hang on a minute. >> There's a Q. There's a Q. >> Hang on a minute. >> Hello. What? What? So it does. It is the Louis Vuitton Hotel. >> Do you want to do it? Go on. >> I don't come near as I'm done. I'm >> It's already written. >> Yeah, it's already written. It's not going to change what's written on it. Go on, bro. Open it. >> Oh my god. It's just changed. >> Yeah. >> And just like that, we are on the bad team again. >> All right. Come on. Congratulations. You've made it to the Louis Vuitton Hotel. Open the next envelope. >> You open the one that actually comes >> up. Yeah. Okay. So, yours was not bad. Okay. Fun fact, it's not a hotel. It's only a shop. Get back in your car. Onto a boat, you must hop. >> I don't know if I like that. >> Well, I don't mind that. >> But my car has gone. >> Yeah, we actually had the car has driven off. >> Oh, you know what, Nate? I I was saying before. >> We're back on. >> We're back on. It's back on. >> Are we? >> Yeah. A boat to like a private island. It could happen. We're not going to take a And even if we take a boat to a shit place, it's still It's still an island. Come on, boys. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. We turning right. >> There is a right turn ahead. Yes. >> Uh back to PR. >> The only hope we can have is that is that big black building. >> That big black one is the only hope we've got. >> Look around, brother. >> It's over. We're turning right. Oh >> no. Don't believe it again. Don't >> Don't >> cry out in this state. >> Don't no. Cuz look. >> No. What the the >> It's a weird problem because we we're in a bougie van. We then went to 7-Eleven. They went to a bougie. >> He messes with you. Of course he does. >> I'm just going to wait. >> He gives you He gives you the hope that the hope that crushes >> the hope that cures you, bro. >> No, no, I think it's still on. I think >> Wait, wait, wait. We're back on. We're back on. >> Why? >> Oh, >> okay. >> Let me hear it. >> Go on. >> Two very great hotels are on the river. >> We're back on. We're back on. Your ass sits on a toilet. >> Okay. Okay. You are not >> four seasons. It says four seasons. The four blood plant season. >> Don't believe it. Z is a sick and twisted man. >> We're going to go around again. >> We ain't going out. >> No. Look, there's no indicating right. >> We're going around. >> No. No. No. They're telling us to go. >> No. No. We're going around. >> We have to. >> Private residences. Private residences. >> Get off me. >> Well, the ent exit is that way. >> There's no way back. I'm starting to get a giddy. >> I'm proud of my man, bro. >> Oh, that >> No, no, no, no, no. We're going rounds. >> No, wait, wait. >> No, we're going round. Look. Yeah, we're going round. >> No, no, but we'll be back. >> No, we're not on. I say no. No, I tell cuz it's not going to be a hotel. It's going to be the fucking It's going to be the the jungle castle. It's going to be has to be We don't come to Thailand for nothing. We could have done fucking London. I stayed at the fucking Rosewood >> on the river that goes through this city. I have stayed at the best hotel I've ever been to in my entire life. But if we pull up at this hotel, I will know from the second we see it in the distance. >> Okay. All right. We'll see. >> We're back on. We're We're We're back on. We're back on. >> I love this guy. >> Are you at us? >> Yes. >> Do you know who Do you know his name? >> Yes. >> Why would you know that? Do you know my name? Sorry. >> I'm sorry. >> Are we allowed to get out? Should Should we bring things? >> Oh my god. They're going to take you home. >> No, they're going to leave it cuz we're going somewhere else. >> Yes. >> So impressed. >> I've accept I've really accepted. The fact we're still in the city center is really bad. >> Really, really bad. >> Hello again. Do we need our bags? Yeah. Are we taking our suitcases this time? Yes. Okay. Fantastic. >> I mean, yeah. I mean, wow. Wow. We're in fucking We're in We're in Thailand >> now. What if we pull up and there's a fucking yacht there? And there is a there is a world where there's what I'm saying. And at that point, it's cemented. >> No. No. This is it. >> No, don't do it, Mark. >> Don't do it. >> Cuz you know what's going to happen? We're going to go upstairs and we're going to see the others. >> Oh, thank you so much. >> We're going to go upstairs, see the others, and they're going to go, "Oh, we just wanted you to see where we're staying." Uh, >> leave your luggage. Don't worry at all. >> Oh, of course. Of course. >> Toby prayed for this and I'm out here >> enjoying. No, >> don't. Cuz this is why you get swapped. Just don't do this shit, bro. >> Okay. >> No. Toby's in Vic again. >> Oh, wow. >> Vic. No. >> No. Not stop, bro. You should stop. >> We're not Are we going to a room right now? We can also get dumped on here quick time. Yeah. Yeah. I don't see a yacht. What do you see? >> I I don't see anything. Nice. This is This is sick. >> Okay. Right. Let's see. What are we dealing with here? >> Oh, well, here comes the boat. Fucking hell. >> That's a nice boat. >> That's a party boat. >> We're not ready to party. >> No, it's not. It's like >> No, that's a regular boat, right? >> That's a party boat. >> Is that one? That one's not stopping, is it? >> No, it's not. So, that's not our boat. >> JJ, you're going to lose all Chad Rag. >> No, no, no. Okay, I >> They're going to be in the front. >> Josh can have his feet up high-fiving Toby. >> Did we go waffle down? We're walking away. We're walking away. >> Walk away. >> That's what we're in. >> Boys, I'm hearing music. >> Delightful music. >> Sounds like I've just gone to Pokémon Center and I'm like fucking healing my Pokémon. Are you ready? Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Come on. >> Go on. Welcome to Capella. >> Uh-huh. >> Okay. Please let off some steam. Congratulations. You've made it on the expense. A >> I prayed FOR DAYS LIKE THIS. >> NO, TOBY DID. >> YEAH, Toby did. >> AND WHERE ARE YOU NOW, TOBY? >> WHERE ARE YOU? >> OH, NO. >> WAIT. NO, that's what I say. I saw this. >> You're lying. You're lying. >> No, we're definitely off. >> Chat, we are cooked. >> Oh, fucking hell. >> My suitcase will drown this boat. >> It's not possible. >> No, that is us. Oh, you're joking. wind up. We're finished. We're finished. We're off. >> Oh, no. >> Oh, we are. >> Oh, God. >> Yeah. We're done. We're done. >> Hello. >> We good to go. Yeah. Yeah. >> Let me zip up my pockets. >> Thank you, Finn. >> Thank you. >> Oh, Jesus. Mary and Joseph. All right. Well, yeah, we're on. I'm in. Oh my goodness. Oh, we've actually got a pool with little birdie. >> Oh my god, bro. >> This is too good to be true. >> YES. HEY YO, VICK, TAKE THE FUCKING L. GET WRECKED AGAIN, PUSSY. >> Oh god, I ACTUALLY I ACTUALLY I feel bad FOR VICK, MAN. >> FUCK VIC. >> FUCK JOSH. >> IF IT WAS POSSIBLE, I'D SW >> I'D SWAP MY PLACE WITH VICK. >> FUCK HARRY. >> This one This one. >> Thank you, Jeff. >> I think if you fall in this water, the bacteria will kill you before the drowning. Yeah. Yeah, like surely they could have built a more like oh well I'm not going to question the fucking Thai locals, but this boat just doesn't seem like it's air. >> What is it with you and stuff that's not not made in England, you know? >> I think we're back on, guys. >> Ah, yeah. Yeah, I think so. >> I think we're going that way. >> What? Oh, you think he's dropping a UI? >> I think he's going to bust a UI. >> Bus UI. >> If he besieging you, we're not on because we would we wouldn't be in the center of Bangkok. >> Like, if we were the good team, we wouldn't be in the center of Bangkok. There's no way >> is going to bust a Yui, bro. >> I deserve this. >> Abro's just scrambling. Can Can we eat? >> Oh my god. We can eat. I'm actually starving, by the way. >> Yeah, >> that looks like mine after this meal. >> No, I'll tell you what I want. >> That's going to be my >> What I want to do to that, man. >> That's going to be my asshole after this. >> I don't want Can you not stop objectifying my asshole? >> No. >> You both just said you're going to eat my ass. All right. I don't want to sit down, bro. I'm so gassed. >> No, take get the most out of it. >> Oh, this is going to Oh. Oh my god. >> This is where I need time to slow down. >> What's the rushing then, bro? I just enjoy that. >> No, I wonder what the other team are doing right now. >> No. You know what? I DON'T EVEN CARE. I DON'T CARE. >> I'M I'M REALLY TRYING to find like >> charms here, but I don't see it. >> I mean, everywhere we look has charms. Oh, fuck it. If we're B team, it's still not. It's still cool being here. >> Exactly. There we go. Exactly. >> There he is. >> And we got a little police escort as well. Come on. >> Yeah. Marine. >> Nino. Nino. This is it. Wembley Stadium, ste. The hallow turf. The home of football. 90,000 fans here for one reason. The biggest YouTuber event in history, unprecedented, unparalleled. It's the Sideman charity match. I'm putting on the world to see. We going in here. What's in here? >> Oh, look. There's a little >> Oh, is this This is a master bedroom. Oi. >> Oi. >> There's a man. >> Hello. >> Oh, >> how are you? >> Wait, do you do you stay here while we sleep? >> No, probably not. Okay. >> Probably not. >> Enjoy yourself. >> We're probably not. Definitely not. >> Okay. I see suits. I see. >> Wait, so why are you here? >> I'm here to present your suits. >> Okay, >> I'm going to go shower. Yeah, we got to get prim and proper. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> I don't I don't want to ask what for. I like the mystery. >> We're going to freshen up and we'll see you soon. >> Sure. >> Okay, >> thank you. >> Wow. >> Oh, WAIT. THIS ONE. >> WOW. >> WE NEED TO PLAY A GAME FOR THE MASTER ROOM. >> I mean, bro, it got the sit down. You're out. Yeah, you said it don't matter. >> Wait, wait. No, no, no. For the master bedroom, you should do it wrong. Let's now let's play. Let's play a game. >> There's a dog. >> Are we done? >> Got a dog on it. >> Pull in. >> Oh, come on. >> We're going too fast. We're going too. >> Oh, now pull in. >> We're done. We're done. We're bus. >> PLEASE. I'LL do anything. >> Oh. Oh, he is stopping. No, he's not. OH. OH, NO. The dream's dead. The Bangok River. No. >> Oh, we're going to get We're going to get cooked. We're cooked. >> Yeah. Yeah. We're getting We're cooked. H LHF. >> All right. Uh you have to throw a lemon slice. >> Yeah. >> Closest to the middle of this wins. >> You go first. >> Oh shit. >> Uh not really. >> You're there now. >> Solid. >> You want to go next to me? >> Go for it. Go for it. >> Oh fuck. >> I want to see if I'm cooked. I'm still in. >> That is actually >> No, you deserve that. >> No, but the thing is because it's a slippy surface, WE MIGHT AS >> ACTUALLY, I'M THINK NEW GAME. NEW GAME. >> WHAT THE HELL? >> NEW GAME. NEW GAME. >> I CAN'T TELL WHOSE LEMON'S WHICH. >> YEAH, SAME. I'M CONVINCED THAT'S MINE. >> I THINK THAT might be mine. >> Help. I'm on here against my wishes. >> Help. Help. HELP ME. They don't speak a word of English. No, >> I'm cook. >> Do you ever think how many random people's photos that you're just in the background of? >> No, I don't. >> No, I have now. >> Any chance of a UI boss? >> I'm trying to think, lads. What? What? >> Like also the Nacka trainers on all of us is hilarious. >> It works. >> I train I changed into some new ones. >> Look at what? >> Yeah, you were smart. You packed newer ones, but like >> I was >> This is Nacka. >> Got paps, bro. >> You got paparazzi. There's a wedding happening here. Do you think we're going to the wedding? I hope not. >> Uh what? And that >> I had a poo and I feel like Yeah, I feel like I've everything. >> It just felt like the cheese right now. Hello, sir. Hello. >> Wow. >> Yeah, I'll jump. I'll jump >> back here. Jenji, you're there. >> Oh, no. Mate, you can massage. >> No, >> we chose We chose No, we No, just those two. >> Oh, >> yeah. You two might have to sit in the back on the way home, you know. >> Yeah, we might have to share that around. >> I will say blue looks great on you, mate. >> Thank you. Green looks great on you. I tell you what, I've always loved brown on you, KSI. >> Oh, you know what? I've always loved blue on you. I I'm I'm wearing blue. I did get the joke. He's saying cuz you're brown. >> Yeah. Like you've always looked good in brown. Cuz you you are. >> Wait, what? >> To be fair, we've got all tomorrow. Like this is only But the thing is I don't think it's going to change. So if it's bad tonight, it's going to be bad tomorrow. >> Yeah, there's still a chance. Vic, >> I was going to say Harry's theory if we have to be outside the city is uh kind of kind of coming up a bit here. I mean, we're still very much in the city, I would say. >> But we're on the way out. >> We are on the way out. We are on the way out. >> We're going very slowly, and I don't know why. And our boat is leaning an awful amount, which is just unsettling me. Yeah, we're definitely pulling up with that dog there. Got to be. It's getting dark, boys. I don't want to be on the water in in the dark. >> We appear to have stopped. >> Return to the Mac. Know what it is. What it does, what it is, what it is. Looking for a better way to get up out of the get some. >> This is so cool. Where are we going? Here. No. Hey, this is no mental. >> No, this is one of the greatest. >> No, this is SO >> we're pulling up. >> We are. >> OH, HELLO. >> Can't be good. Oh, >> this can't be good news. >> Oh no. >> Oh no. >> Hello. >> How long you been waiting here? >> A while. How long you going to take? >> Yeah, bro. We nearly drowned. >> Oh. >> All right. I'm getting out of here. >> Don't rock the boat. >> You don't seem happy to see me. >> No. >> No. >> I feel sick, Josh. >> No. Not optimistic. >> We have dinner. We have dinner. >> Dinner? >> That's not your dinner. Don't worry. >> Oh, okay. >> Oh, fantastic. >> Uh, right. Well, follow me. >> Yeah. Okay. >> So Josh has come to appease the bad team. >> Yeah. >> After their long polite smooth over relations. Okay. I see how it is. >> The UN is just over there. So you know >> this is the Syman team. >> Oh yeah. True. True. Good. Good save. Good save. Good save. >> Great save. >> Wouldn't make sense if I was on the other team, would it? >> So you took us to fucking Louis Vuitton Hotel for just to look at it. >> Oh yeah. We out here. Okay. >> Um >> it's not screaming expensive team. It's not extremely expensive, but it's cool. >> It's cool. >> Yeah, >> it's vibrant. Are we staying in here? >> I wouldn't mind that, you know. >> Uh, not quite. >> Not quite. >> Oh. Oh, >> not quite. >> Not quite. So, like Oh, no. >> What did you say? >> The best fights of the night for you guys, >> bro. We've altered their program. >> That's so funny. >> Bring back power cuz it was good scheduling yesterday. >> What? All right. >> Gold shorts. >> Gold shorts. Go on, blue. >> Here we go. >> Come on, blue. >> Yeah. Look. Gold getting busy. >> N he's defending. >> That's defending. Is it? >> No, he's on the defense. Oh, okay. >> Yeah. >> See this? >> Come on. One. One of these, bro. >> No, you got to get into it, bro. >> You've never bro, you do it, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. With a white kick. White kick and then that, bro. >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh. >> Oh, yeah. >> Come on. Yeah. ONE. WHAT? WHAT? OH, COME ON. >> THAT AIN'T NOTHING. >> COME ON. >> Expensive team. Expensive team. Expensive team. >> Where on god? >> Yeah, I see. >> It's not looking good. >> It hasn't for a while, Mick. >> Yeah, >> I do think the writing on the wall was there for pretty early, but >> at least we're on a main road now, >> honestly. >> Yes, >> it's improving. >> Improvement. Oh, boys. I see a sign that says hostile. I fear we may be cooked. >> No, >> I fear we may. But it look it looks pretty mint to be honest. >> We can't in honest I've dodged them my whole life. We can't be doing this. >> Oh, he stopped in. Yeah, it's it's it's game over. It is game over. >> Welcome, boys. >> Really? Me? Me again. >> Is this us? >> Welcome, boys. >> Do you want to talk Do you want to talk about why You're a lovely hostel for the evening. >> Why? Why me? >> I I I don't know. I did spin the ball and said, "Oh, no. I'm so sorry, Vic." But >> I think you may enjoy your time here more. >> Just have to have the faith. It's a cheap experience, but it's still Bangkok experience. >> Oh yeah. >> Oh, there we go. All right. >> Gold's trying to end it. He wants some. >> Yeah, that was why he was that one was playing so hard. This is amazing. This is gold all over, bro. Has to be gold. >> Don't pat him on the head. Don't pat him on the head. >> Look at this. Get a protein shake. You can order the basic bee. >> No shoes inside rooms. Fantastic. >> Oh, this >> Oh, okay. Cool, cool, cool. I got it. Nice. And then shoes off. >> No, in the room. In the room. >> In the room. Oh, okay. >> Like we got a dorm. It's like basically the sweet equivalent. >> Okay. >> Oh, there's already shoes in there. >> There's already shoes in there. >> Oh. Oh, >> there's shoes in our room box. >> Put your shoes in the locker. We throw away. >> Well, you threw away. >> There's already is full. Unless someone's put their shoes in the wrong door. >> No. No. No. No. What about 26? It's not ours. It's theirs as well, bro. >> No. This is a prank, by the way. >> No, this ain't a prank. >> Oh, yes. Our toilets and shower facilities. >> Exactly. I'm so sorry. It's not. >> No. >> I'm so sorry, but it's not a prank. >> I don't want to open this door. >> Go on, Tes. >> Oh, no. >> Shoes off. >> Oh, no. Oh, no. >> Oh, no. At this point, I I don't care. >> Can I have the key? >> Let's walk around Bangkok. >> Please. Please don't have a million people in it. Well, how does this work? >> There's people asleep. >> No, they're not asleep. There's a guy in there. Are we with them? Three of us. Here we go. >> I want to see someone get >> Oh, >> you're about to, bro. You're about to >> Oh, fuck. I might move to Tyler. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> What do you think? >> You reckon? >> No, but this is cool as shit. We just go in and introduce ourselves. Be cool. Be cool. >> This is fucking >> Hey. >> How you doing? We're uh 260 >> one. This one here. >> Yeah. I the ones for >> Nice to meet you. I don't know what >> this one. >> How you doing? Nice to meet you. What's your name? What's your name? >> Nice to meet you. >> Good to meet you. >> Thank you. To the prison cell. >> Why the prison cell? It has a window. >> The windows. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, wait. Is that >> Oh, it's spacious, boys. >> It's It's all right, actually. >> It's real spacious. >> It's all right. >> This is what we love to see, Harold. >> Nice to meet you, Josh. >> Harold, this is real. I I still I was waiting for it to be a prank. It's not a prank. >> Oh, that's pretty cool. Oh, hey. >> This is your one. >> Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm in. What's his >> property of Mrs. Zurka? What does it say? Is it Is it Is it a >> acoustic and dangerous? It's okay. I can take I can take that. >> Are you joining? Are you on the you on the session with us? >> Why not? >> Fair dudes. >> Fair dudes. >> You know, at least you're here with us. >> You did. You did this to yourself. >> I had to avoid the big star crash out. >> Yeah, fair. >> He doesn't deserve this treatment. >> What? So, can we know what what the other Where are they? >> Next time. >> You'll find out one day, won't you? >> You'll find out. Okay. Fill your left hand free and your right grip with another watches right is gone. Oh my. >> Oh, this is so cool. Ah, I'm so This is the sort of shit that Harry would love as well. >> I know. >> I feel so bad for me. >> Harry would love this. >> Yeah, love this. >> Wonder what he's doing. >> You gave him to answer instead. >> Hello. >> All right. How you doing? >> Who the fuck is that? >> Wait, who's that? This is our mate Finn. >> All right. >> You are, bro. How are you? >> I'm good, man. How are you doing? >> Yeah, having the best time ever, bro. is where are you? >> Uh, yeah. We're going to turn the camera around. >> Dickheads. >> Okay, turn the camera around. Go on. >> Why do you have to call us dickheads? What have we done? >> Oh, >> what are they at? >> Oh, NO. >> YEAH, we're having the TIME OF OUR LIVES. >> OH, >> I know you piss Harry. Oh, LOOK AT >> We're in a We're in a house. We're in a hostel. We're in a hostel. >> Look. Look. >> Yes, bro. >> I hope you're not having a great time. >> Hey, look. He's going to wig him. Look, look, look. Now, look. What's the fight, lads? Look. >> Oh, cheers to entertainment, lads. >> That looks sick. Hit him. >> OH SHIT. WHOA. RIGHT. >> It's going, bro. >> All right, lads. We're going to hang up cuz something might cool might happen. All right. Bye. >> H. Ah, well that looks fun. >> Looks very fun. >> H wonder what fun we could have planned. >> I know what's going to happen. >> Yeah, we're going to we'll put you forward. >> Oh shit. >> Go. I told you. Go. I told YOU ABOUT TO GET A THAT WAS FUCKING GO. THAT WAS DONE. >> WOW. >> WOW. OH, THAT WAS COOL. >> THAT WAS fucking cool. Just stood in front of him, man. >> Wow. Wow. Wow. >> Didn't use his range at all. >> Oh, Jesus. Oh, good god. >> Oh, no. >> Oh, no. There's so many of them. >> Oh, yes. >> Yes. >> Can we see your tags? Can we see your tags? >> What's your alias? >> I am Titanium. Nice. Thai. Nice. Bangkok. Mask me now. Tit. Nice. >> You said I was going to enjoy this. You said you you looked me in my eyes and you said, "Yeah, you're going to have a good time." >> You will. You will. You will. >> Fucking 20 Donnies. >> 20 Donnies. >> All right. I think I think 20 shots are in order. >> 20 shots. >> Let's get this party started. >> 20 shots. >> There's 20 of us roughly. >> Yeah, sure. Get >> some people can double up. >> So, basically, by the way, our food will take an hour. So, we've left >> and we're we're getting on it. >> We're going to get a drink and then come back to our restaurant when our food is ready. >> And I'll spawn in some new friends for them. >> Oh, mate. I thought it was one extra guy and they all just spawn. >> Can you get a tray of 20 shots? I'll come I'll get it. I'll come out with it. >> I'm going to go help Victor and make sure you get back. >> Please give the big hand for Win. >> Yes. Come on. YEAH. >> YOU WANT to be in the corner? What? As in like up there? >> Punter. >> Yes. >> I can't lie, the blue one's scaring me. >> It's the eyebrows. >> Yeah, he's scaring me, bro. >> Got eyebrows like this. >> What does him Oh shit. Woo. Hey. All right. Now this is cool. Look. Yeah. He looks dangerous, bro. Got that booby to. Yeah, bro. He's crazy, bro. How you doing, mate? Good to see you. >> Oh my god. Jay is actually there. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> I got you. I got you, man. >> Hey yo, smash him off, bro. >> He took his leg off, but he's going to lose now, isn't it? >> How you feeling? >> Ready to rock. >> Yes, sir. Yes, sir. >> He been thrown off by KSI, bro. Why has he done this? >> Is this your time? This is your moment. Get in there. Give him a few elbows. He's giving him advice on how to fight Muay Thai. >> And then Yeah, bro. Give him hell out there. You've got this, bro. Smash it. Let's go. >> I hate him. >> Go on, Vincent. >> Let's go. Come on. Come on. Be the aggressor. Be the aggressor. >> Remember everything I taught you. >> That's it. That's it. Go. Go. Who cares, BRO? THERE WE GO. THERE WE GO. >> ALL RIGHT. VINCE IS DONE. VINCE IS DONE. VINCE IS DONE. >> PUT THAT POWER IN IT. >> WHY DO WE BOTH say Vince? I don't know. He's already done. >> I think he's already I think he's broken his nose. >> But it's okay. Oh snap. His nose is broken. Oh no. It's all right. Don't worry about it, bro. I've broken my nose as well. It's fine. >> Oh, Vince. Oh, Vince. Vince. >> Imagine getting a team talk of KSI. >> That's what done it, bro. That's what's done it, bro. >> He might be good. Don't mind me just reading the uh Thai tourism book. >> So why couldn't we didn't want to we didn't fancy going to the uh the on a dinner cruise. No, not a luxury dinner cruise. No, not >> we've seen elephant waterfall. We could have seen elephant waterfall. But no, >> you looking at what it could have been. We could have gone to the >> That's what that's where they're at. They're on stadium like you. >> You boys want free shots, too. >> Free free. >> Free shots. >> Shots are on me. >> My god. Okay. >> Hey, it's the good team. IT'S A GOOD TEAM. >> Come on. >> Let's get about it. >> I just got divorced today, SO I'M FUCKING HAPPY. >> OH, YEAH. HOW ABOUT YOU? >> I'M happy to hear that. >> Yeah. Good for you. >> Like whenever it gets like as bad as I think it's going to get goes again. >> You lied to me. You lied to my face. You're such a bastard. >> I believe, you know, I was I was You know, you know, I was sat in the bed before like depressed. I was like, "Nah, Josh is Josh says it's going to be a good time. Be a good time." Like I'm actually excited for this now. And he's not done this to me, you bastard. >> Here's to Bangkok. Good drinks, good people, good vibes. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. >> Who's going again? >> That's horrible. >> Cheers. Oh, >> what is that? >> Someone's grand cooked up in the fucking back garden. That's fucking foul. >> Tripper. >> I don't think I've ever been more overstimulated. JUST FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN. FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN. Few kicks. >> Oh, this is going to be a round one. >> Few kicks. >> Two minutes left. >> Few elbows. >> Ah. >> Oh, THAT'S ANOTHER BIG KICK. THIS IS GETTING BATTERED. YEAH. >> All right. He's good. He's good. He's good. He's fine. >> Ah. >> Is JJ still down there? >> BEAUTIFUL. THERE IT IS. ANOTHER RIGHT. >> GIVE HIM ANOTHER. THERE IT IS. >> HE IS. >> Oh no. He's going to do the He's going to do like the talk after the first round. He's going to console him, but he's bleeding from every part of his head. >> BRO, >> LET'S GO. RIGHT THERE. LET'S GO, BROTHER. >> COME ON, VINCE. >> COME ON, VINCE. COME ON. FUCK HIM UP. >> V. OH NO. >> OH. ALL RIGHT. THE DEBATE. 20 SECONDS, M. >> Oh shit. >> Oh shit. Oh shit. >> Oh my god. The amount of blood on his face, man. >> No, he's been getting packed in. >> Good fighting, bro. Good fight. >> No, he's fucked. >> Oh, he is cut off. Damn. >> Yeah. Oh, he's fucked. It's over. They pulled it off. I blame JJ, man. >> Fuck. You lost. >> Yeah. No, I won't blame you. I blame you. >> You sent him in there and he got fucking battered. >> No. No. No. I gave him some advice. >> Exactly, bro. He's He's got a seven on his head, bro. How many times have you Muay Thai, bro? He's got his eye is open, his head is open, and his slit down his he got battered. How you give him Muay Thai advice? >> Well, I told him every time he kicked, punch him >> now. And it was working for a little bit. He had him in the ropes in the corner bleeding from every minutes in after his gushing. Did you talk to him after? >> Uh I I tried to. He wasn't on it. What's up with me again? The hangover was called >> what? >> Hangover. >> Oh, I don't want a hangover. I'm okay. I'll avoid that one. >> You know what? Here's the hangover experience. >> Oh, what is that? What is that? >> I have no idea, but I'll get you drunk. >> What is it? But what is the bottle? Like, what spirit is that? >> It's called Elmax. >> Elmax. >> I I shouldn't. I really shouldn't. >> No, no, I shouldn't. I should. >> I really shouldn't. I need to get through this. Good. Good. >> Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. >> Go. Wait. You got one. You joined enough. >> You're going to join for sure. >> My divorce. >> Yes. Congratulations. >> I have fun tonight. >> I have three t-shirts. >> Let's go. >> OH. I WANT HIM FOR THE CHERRY MATCH. >> Wait here, bro. Hey. Hey. >> Oh. Oh, WE GOT BOO. I'M I'M GOING to break a world record today. The most overstimulated person in the world. >> Good god. I will say thank god it is it is us on this team. I think it could go west. >> Oh, they would have gone to bed. >> It could have gone west. No, I would have made a trip very different. >> Oh, so you've done this on purpose. Oh, good to know. >> Oh, you brought No, actually, no, you're not. That makes it even worse. >> I thought it was like, oh, yeah, they were both planned and then you rolled. No, I always tell I always make a team based a video based on a team. >> Oh, so you made it fucking >> Harry would enjoy new friends. No, new friends. Yeah. Yeah. Good times and bad times. >> What will Harry not like? Oh, let's call him Let's put autistic on his shirt and then get 20 foreigners to come and like chill with him. >> You hate the most. >> No, but like for No, no, no. >> Finn's like the original. >> Yeah, I'm the OG. These people are just in. >> They're copycats, man. They're trying to be like Finn. >> They saw the motion. >> All right. See, >> they saw the motion. too. >> My food my food came first. >> Our troop team dinner is arriving >> interval across a kind of a half an hour period. >> I'm good. I think >> eating mints to sat hunger. >> I respect >> make up for it. >> We're sorry, man. It's not always like that. >> Well, thank you so much, man. Incredible experience. Honestly, >> thank you for busy, man. Oh, come on. Of course. Of course. >> Yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you. >> Oh, what? Boys, we swapped seats. >> Oh, what? >> What? Oh, what? Oh, what? >> Oh, what? >> Look, man. This night can only get better. Am I right? >> Hey, guys. A chum or chum. Chum or the >> Oh, there's massage place on the left. This one. >> Read that sign. >> I No, I won't. >> Read that sign. >> What does the sign say? >> You can read it. >> Can I read it? >> Yeah. Come out here and read it. >> Come and read this. >> Come read the sign. JJ, come here. JJ, come and read this sign. >> Come read this sign. Read that yellow sign. >> Uh, super nigga. Wait, what? >> Super nigga eating room. Let's go. >> Wait, is that for me? >> What the I think that's where we might be going, bro. It's all for you. >> Oh, they're going down there. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> No, we are going to Super Nigga. >> No, no, we're going past that. >> Oh, okay. >> Oh my goodness. No way. >> Very. >> Wait, what? >> I see it. >> Oh my. Oh no. >> Oh, we're going on a yacht. >> Hi. Wait, a whole yacht for us? >> No, this is ridiculous legacy. >> That's on my back. >> Hello. How are you? You okay? Good to see you all. Thank you. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> You're putting the boat on your back. >> No, that's on my back. >> Hey, how are you? How are you? You >> okay? Thank you. >> Wow. >> Hi. Hi. >> What's going on? >> Oh my god. >> Thank you. >> Uh JJ. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ethan. >> Yes. >> Yeah. Simon. >> Simon's coming through. He's coming through. >> Oh, hello. Uh, I'll have a champagne. Thank you. >> Welcome aboard. >> Yes. >> Wow. >> He's escorting us to dinner. Yeah. >> Oh, if if we must. >> Perfect. >> Thank you. >> Oh, >> wow. Wow. Wow. >> Oh, we got a feast. Do we think there's going to be a swap? >> Yes. Tomorrow there's a swap. >> I don't know though. >> They're not going to be at a hostel far from where we was. >> But my issue with the swap is like >> we're a team, right? We are the allst star. >> Yeah. >> So if we swap tomorrow morning, >> we've both just had an all right time. >> Yeah. >> Cuz we've had a great day and then a bad day. They've had a bad day and a great day. So we're both just average. >> That's not great content. >> N Yeah. Josh is better than that. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Just leave it as it is then. Yeah. >> Josh, are you aware that you've hired people to stand on the road and watch us eat? >> Yeah. >> How do you feel about that? >> Good. >> Yeah. >> All right, let's hit the Let's hit the road. >> Oh, yes. >> Let's go again. >> Back in the mixer. Come on, guys. Let's go. >> Come on. >> Time of my life. Right here, right now. Don't love the sound of a dog. >> Exist. That's the advice is just to exist. >> Yeah, Harry, just exist, bro. >> Just exist. That's the advice I can give to you. Live in the present. Don't think about the past or the future. >> Live in the present moment. >> Okay. A modern day. >> Just exist in the present. >> Is that Is that a Thai is that a Thailand only job or is that a whole lot? Is that in a whole of like philosophical? >> Okay, I can get behind that. >> I was quite excited for this actually. I was really looking forward to it. >> Josh gave me a false security. Yeah, you have a great time. Yeah, it'll be fun. I've been >> too much. >> Too much. It's too much. >> What is happening now? >> Please enlighten us, bro. On what? It's hella dark. Where are we going? >> Yeah. Where am I interested? Where are you taking us? >> This is what I'm saying. >> Where can 20 guys in a fucking like green lime green shirts go? >> Where can't they go is the question you should be asking. >> Yeah. Well, >> possibilities are endless. >> Cheers. >> Cheers >> to the All Stars. All stars. >> I don't know where to start really. >> I know. >> I don't really know where to like what what I want to fucking get. Wait, that was that's got a nice level of spice from that. >> I'm surprised Josh isn't here with us though. >> You reckon? >> I'm just surprised. I thought he would have gone for them for a bit. >> I'm here. >> Yeah. >> No, but is he? >> He is on that team. >> Yeah, >> he's one of the sidemen. >> Maybe he's doing it in solidarity. Oh, this looks like it could be it. >> Oh my god. >> All right. >> Uh, how are we happy to know this is where we say goodbye to rest OF OUR FRIENDS. >> NO, NO, >> NO. I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO PLAY. >> STAY WITH US. >> OKAY. >> You sound a bit more energetic. >> Thank you. Thank you. >> But you say bye to everyone else. >> I'm sad about losing my boy. Oh, well. Thank you everyone. Thanks for coming. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. It was shortlived. We didn't get to drink. >> I thought we was going to do I thought we was going to >> Thank you, boys. Thank you. Cheers. Sorry. Thank you, boys. Thank you. Oh, >> why don't you get rid of them? >> Shut up. >> Um, we're going to get into some tuk tuks. >> Okay. We have a place to be at a set time. >> Oh, >> okay. >> So, we must go. >> Stop me up and watch me go. These are quite fast, you know. >> Well, look what's happened here. My name's Ethan Bazinga and that's red wine. Someone's going to have to do it. This is a one big bash. How do I say bosch in tie? Have to figure this out. Right. Here we go. English. Bosch is >> boss. >> Boss. I don't know if you can do that. >> Have a bite. Have a bite of something. >> Huh? >> Have a bite of something. All right. One sec. >> Must be happy. >> Thank you. >> Cheers. Don't have too much fun, guys. >> We might get arrested. >> I'm just intrigued to where the hell we're going. >> Yeah. >> I don't really get it. >> Yeah. Everything you need. It's a shit hole. >> Shit. Shit hole. Wow. >> Wait, you've actually brought a >> You're a funny guy. You know, you're such a You're the funniest guy I know. >> What? You stay in a shit hole. You see you drinking a shit hole. >> Don't talk about my hostel like that. My friend in there is a very good man. Good team type. >> We speech again. >> All right. >> What's What's that speech going to be about? Um, you want to give us something, Vic? >> Here's to being on the good team. >> Yeah. To that. Look at this glass. It's a good glass. This >> the weird technique of holding the gut. >> How the fuck How do you >> No, the thumbs work. That's uncomfortable, isn't it? >> Horrible. Right. >> It's fine. You don't even need the thumb. >> Use your standard. >> I don't like it. >> Your thumb's there. You can't beat your thumb. >> This is Look how slippy you don't. You got to get >> It's a disaster. >> It's not just an accent. >> Oh, got it. >> It's just He just cuped it and said >> it was empty. It was empty. to be fair. Cucumbers, anyone? >> I'm sorry, F. >> Oh, wow. >> Yeah, boys. >> Oh, wow. >> Oh, yeah. This is it, >> bro. Josh Surely Josh wouldn't want to upset us and make us swap teams. >> He's going to >> Nah, he wouldn't do that to me. >> There's going to be a link up for some What's like a funny tie game? >> He wouldn't want Nah. >> What's a funny tie game? That place looks fucking ridiculous. Whoever lives in Chapter >> Oh, mate, that literally looks like one of the best hotels. Whoever lives in it looks like a gaff >> right now. This >> Oh, h >> this seems like an issue. >> Josh. >> Josh. What? >> Where are you taking us? >> Take Pamper. >> I mean, I'm fine. Are you fine? You're not fine. You're Why? You're married. >> No, but they have my time. They have my time. >> Josh, where are you taking? >> You got my time. Hello. Hello. >> Oh my. This is going to be carnage, by the way. >> My name. Oh Josh, you got us ringside. Come on. Ring tide. Come on, ladies and gentlemen. >> Can't see anything with this. >> Dance floor's open. >> Oh, fantas. >> Oh, Jesus. >> Dangerous. >> This is the biggest fight of their life, though. They don't realize it, but it is. >> I've got white. I've got white. I got white shorts. I'll give you I'll give you 50 quid. Wait, >> black shorts. >> I got red. I got red. >> White. White. >> Yeah. Yeah. Come on, bro. >> That carpet is not there to protect them. It's only there so they don't slip. >> We up, JOSH. WE UP. >> FAIR ENOUGH. Fair enough. >> Josh, we are up. Eating him. He's eating. He's eating him. He's eating him. He knows what he can do. >> Oh, Vic up. OH. OH SHIT. >> This isn't a joke. >> These aren't playing. Yeah, THESE ARE PRETTY HARD SHOTS, you know. Oh shit. >> OH FUCKING >> They're not playing. It's not a joke. >> They're not playing. >> I didn't see the cameras and they turned it on. That would have been bad time. >> Yeah. I love these party boats. They keep coming past. And I love the idea of like a fully done up bar. I've seen like three bar boats. This is cool. It's got enough over there, bro. Look at it. Two three levels of just fucking shindigy. Thank you very much, sir. Thank you. Thank you very much, everyone. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. >> Thank you, guys. >> Was amazing. Thank you. >> Thank you so much. >> We just got dropped home. >> We've just been dropped home by a fucking yacht. >> Yacht Legacy as well. Yeah, leg >> the legacy. >> Get it back out, bro. Get it back out. >> Get it back out right now. >> I know. Am I allowed to get my back out? >> Legacy in front of legacy. Yeah, do it. >> Legacy in front of Legacy. >> Oh my god. Legacy. >> Most cringy thing I've ever seen. >> Legacy back is all I see. Got leg. He's 38. >> I have just ripped his shirt open as well. That's the worst part. >> I just ripped his shirt. There was a lot of sus shit happening >> thing is right. Look, they left. >> Wait, or pulse or >> Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Or pulse, too. >> Fuck sake. >> Fuck, man. Now lock in. Lock in, bro. Lock in. That's it. Little combo. OH SHIT. OH YEAH, that moves crazy. YEAH. >> Oh my god. >> GOOD DOG BY >> He was like that far from her head. YEAH. >> YEAH. Listen now. I shout out to this context. Walking out the hotel. Context. Just been on a boat. Context. >> Context. >> Now don't know what we're doing. Context. >> Phone just made a noise. Context. >> Context. See that? >> I fucking wish he did. Please. >> Go on, John. You give us some context, mate. What's happening? We >> You were in a hotel. >> We >> Oh, contact. >> We're headed out. We've We've made it home. We got off the boat and now we're headed out to a mystery location again in our in our cars. Oh, what? It'd be a shame, man, if Oh, that's a shame, bro. >> Way to go, guys. Put the two black guys in the back seats. >> Yep. As per >> way to go, guys. Really good of you. >> Why is your hand out, mate? >> High five of what? >> Half diff, bro. We got that big team. He wants you to high five. Having a big d. Don't know if I should high five you for that. >> Knew I should have left you in that eating room. >> Come on, white shorts. Now he's locking in now, my guy. Look, he's ready. >> Oh. >> OH. My god. >> My god. Oh, wa wa. >> Fix up, bro. Fix up, bro. Fix up. Shit. Shit. >> OW. Fucking hell. >> HOW DO YOU CATCH THAT? WHERE? What is this? >> Hannah, man. >> It looks bougie. >> It looks too bougie for us. >> It's really bougie. >> Oh, no. >> Don't worry. This guy's ready. >> Thank you very much. >> You know what I'm thinking? >> Oh, man. Rooftop bar. >> Oh, >> that's what I'm thinking. >> That's Vincenzo. >> That's Venzo. >> Yeah, bro. He's got beaten up. >> You got him beat up, bro. That was lally all you. >> Oh, is that his name? >> Yeah, Vincent. >> THAT'S WHY HE LOST. >> WOW. >> OH MAN. >> We in the cloud zone. >> We're at a bar. Oh my god. It's a rooftop bar. Oh wow, bro. Oh my. Oh, this is cold. Oh wow. >> I'm so happy that we got someone who drinks. >> No. This is fucking cool, man. Back up. Back up. >> He's done for. He's done. >> Wow. >> That's cool. >> What is that? >> Hey, this is actually so massive, by the way. >> We're high. No, no, but I mean like how big the city is. >> Yeah. >> And this is all Bangkok. >> Banging that car, bro. This is all bang and talk. THAT'S A WIN. ONE MORE ROUND. >> They so quick and now it's just a dance. Literally, it's gone now. Yeah. Oh, brother. Brother, brother, brother. WHAT'S GOING ON? I THOUGHT HE WAS FIGHTING. >> It is fighting. >> Time to go. It >> is fighting. Have >> my glasses off. I CAN'T SEE MY They fighting again. >> I forgot they was hot. >> Now, now, now. It's not what it looks like. It's not what it looks like. They what it looked like. >> They were fighters. They were fighting. I swear they were fighting. Wow, we're in Bangkok. >> No, this is sick though. >> That is a video. That was a video for a long time. >> His eyes rolled back into his head and then he said it. Wait, Harry just text me saying our boxing spot turned into a strip club. They invaded. We've had to run. >> Good stuff. No cameras. >> Give me a little sink clap. >> Well, yeah. Wait, what? >> Oh, yeah. >> Where's all the cameras gone, lads? >> Cool. >> All right. Next up, uh you will see there are no cameras anymore >> because they've gone into the suite for the good team and that's what's through this amazing day. We're still on. Uh, no. We're going to take a visit uh down Soy Cowboy, one of the most notorious uh streets in Bangkok. Uh, >> what? >> Notorious for what, Josh? >> It's the red light district. >> It's like a before and after. We're going to go see just our experience of going through it and seeing it. >> That's it. Don't do anything crazy. see it >> and you're not going to trip and stumble into one of the venides to do that. I mean, if he wants to do that, Finn can do that. >> Yeah, >> a free agent. Finn, you're you're good. You do you. >> All right, here we go. >> Into the mixing. Zurk has led us into the lion's den. >> I I will say that the signs are lovely. >> Yeah, I know. >> I can see so many lights and colors. >> I look bad. Blinded. I'm blinded by the light. >> Oh, wow. Bad beach is evil. What you've done is evil with the fucking no thank you. Say no thank >> Wow. >> Inexperience. >> Well, that was Oh my god. >> That was a a view into the outside. >> Okay, Josh, you've taken us >> You've taken us to a questionable club and a questionable street. >> Questionable. >> There was strippers at the end. It was a my fighting club. It just >> like a dooms god type of club, you know, like in one one second my next second trip club. >> So what's next? >> You got to redeem yourself cowboy. >> Can we didn't like the road full of the uh dream boys? >> Yeah. >> No, I didn't love it. Uh >> what's next? >> Now we're going to go Kowan Road, which is like the main >> What? The main road? Oh god. Okay. For what? Oh, so this was just the side quest road. This is not the party. It's the main road for what? >> The party roads. They they'll be there, too. Don't worry. A. >> Oh, I'm I'm okay. Thank you. >> You sure can't interest you. >> I'm I'm sure it is yummy. But yummy, YUMMY. YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, >> YUMMY, YUMMY. Come on. >> Oh, weed. Oh, weed and Bitcoin. >> Some of I'm so I'm I'm like a I mean Yo, how you doing? I've never been SO >> SO OVER STIMULATED, BRO. I can't hack this. >> This is too much. Just too much. >> Should I do or should we keep stepping? >> Yes, bro. Yes. I'll see you at Queenfields. Night, bro. Come on. >> What a strange place, isn't it? Holy smokes. >> Harry, how are you feeling? >> I honestly the worst trip I've ever done in my life. Honestly, this is the worst. I'm so I want to I want to cry. I genuinely want to cry. You lied to me to my face. >> Oh, it would be fun. THIS IS >> THIS IS THE worst possible thing ever. >> Bro's wearing hybrid rockstar shoes. >> His shoes are hybrid rockstars. >> This is the furthest thing from hybrid rockstar right now, bro. >> How long left do you think we've got as a species? >> Oh, no. I reckon we got like another >> Oh, wow. >> Oh, I reckon we got another Millie. Yo, hybrid rockstar. >> You're so hybrid right now, man. >> You're such a hybrid rockstar. But guess what? W. >> I got handed an envelope. Fuck you. >> Wait, where's our drinks? Oh, >> right there. >> It's yours. >> I got handed an envelope that says, "Tomorrow the cheat team will be teaching an English lesson." >> Oh, that's pretty good. That's really funny. >> That's really funny. >> They're only allowed to teach words and phrases written on the Q cards in front of you. Oh, that's really >> Please decide on 10 English words or phrases that the cheap team will have to teach to multiple Thai locals. >> All right, so now we could take this in a couple of directions here. >> So we could take this very left. >> It could go very left. It could also be quite cute and wholesome where we actually try and think >> start off with that >> like the first one or two and >> awesome and then and then >> then >> and then we make them very uncomfortable. Right, Harry, how you feeling? Oh, >> it's too much for me. My my my cortisol is spiked beyond belief. >> Your aura is >> I can't I can't even like I don't I can't even be >> I can't even generational He was discombobulated. >> Yeah, I can't do it. I can't do it. >> He's not want to make content. It's not my ground. >> All right. So, here we go. Fine. Fine. Fine. If you if you drink that whole thing in 10 seconds, I'll be on a good vibe. >> But that's not even like a guarantee. What does that even mean? No, no, no. >> Oh, no. No. >> Is it Mr. Max? >> Where's that movie at? >> Oh, no. I think I'm allergic to Let me check. I might I think I might be allergic to it. Huh? >> Oh, no. >> No, I'm fine. I'm fine. See, I'm fine. Yeah. >> That does not taste That tastes like Mr. Max, by the way. All right. Here we go. I've got a game for you. We'll get one of those like party blues in there, and whoever can hold it in their mouth the longest wins. >> Or like blow blow like it all in. Blow it out. Suck it in. Blow it out and see what happens. Whoever can start their brain option the most wins. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. So, we need 10 >> words or phrases. >> 10 words or phrases. Okay. >> Six. Seven. >> Oh, no. But no, no, >> I know. I know. But like they're going to hate it. >> That's true. >> That's it. But this is the reaction that we need. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I've got Oh my god. I've just noticed they're not far from us. If these are getting delivered to them, >> they're not far. >> So, we're meeting up cuz they're not far from us. If we're writing, >> if they're doing that, is there I reckon what if we have to do this ourselves? >> What if we're writing our own downfall? >> I'm not I'm not upset with all of them so far. So, >> we've clocked it in it. >> Yeah, we fully clocked it. >> Should we put some easy ones there? >> I literally just not I was like, there's no way they get us to do these Q cards and deliver them to them if they weren't. >> I mean, there is a chance that we do like >> we swap him. Yeah. No, I think there's a chance we just don't cuz I think the swap would make the whole thing kind of pointless. >> Can we just sit down and process the fact we're sat in Thailand drinking from buckets with a GoPro and three cameras with lights pointing at us and a fourth camera in the back. >> Yeah. >> And people with phones. >> Oh yeah, the NOS kind of in the background too. >> What? What? When did life become this? >> Uh since like 10 years ago actually really. >> It's getting worse. It's getting worse. It's going downhill. How's it going? How's it going downhill? >> Let me grab the GoPro and just show what we're looking at. Oh, >> no. No. We're going to get a burger, Vic. This is what we see. >> I watch your Minecraft video. >> That's legendary. I appreciate that. >> How to Minecraft. >> Thank you. I appreciate that. >> Do you know where the other team? >> Somewhere somewhere different. I have no idea. >> WHAT THE >> NO, this isn't for us, is it? I'm getting mortified cuz like he's been half asleep. We've barely done anything up here and now they're going to dance for us. >> Just feel really awkward. >> Yeah. >> I'm also like two drinks away from just being battered. So like at this point we cry. >> Let's get you more. Oh, I've already ordered them. I've ordered them. >> Oh no. >> Oh no. No. Not full fucking shindu. >> Oh shit. under. >> Is that a power ranger? >> Am I looking at like a dragon and a fish? >> Oh, wow. Their hands are better than you know. >> Oh, yeah. >> Wow. That was nice. Oh, cuz let me tell you, today has been a mental battle. >> No. >> Yes. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> What's been bad about it? So, am I close? >> No. No. No. No. The first bad thing, guy in the room, he was sound. Fine. >> Yeah. He's got a new friend. >> Lovely guy. >> The second bad thing that >> third bad thing fucking 20 dollies in our tops. >> Yeah. >> That they're gone. No, they're gone. It's gone. >> Fourth bad thing. This fucking street. Only four is not bad. >> Uh I think for KSI's sake, >> yeah, >> we should go. >> But before we leave, should we just have a look up what's happening up there? >> Apparently, it's the highest rooftop bar in all Bangkok. >> Yeah, exactly. We have >> Bangkok. >> Oh, nice. I see you did there. You banged his cock. >> I banged cock. >> It was so soft. >> Yeah. Obviously. >> No, no, not not your cock. I meant how hard I hit it. >> Oh, okay. >> All right, lads. I can't lie. I've got a feeling that once you >> press 61, bro, >> once we get up there, we might not want to leave. >> I have a feeling, too. >> Oh, this looks fucking cool. >> Why were we not here? >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, here. Now, now we feel good. Yeah. This that white girl music. Yo, I hear him with the white girl dance. >> Oh my god. I've got a boyfriend. What the fuck is that? Oh my god. No. Can you just back the fuck up? >> I'm not single. >> That's not white girl dancing. >> White girl dancing is like >> that. Oh, >> go on. Hit that. >> White girl dancing. >> Go on. >> Trying to get J. I'm taking a panoramic picture right now. >> Oh, >> hey. I can't pat you on the head, but I'll pat you on the arm. >> Me? >> Wait, is that the other team? >> Oh my god, it's a bad team. >> Wow, we finally came Asia. I'm never coming back. >> What's going on? Oh. Oh shit. >> Oh, he has to FIGHT A FIGHT. FIGHT A FIGHT A FIGHT. WIG HIM. WIG HIM. WIG HIM. GET HIM. GET HIM. GET HIM. GONE. LEFT OR RIGHT? GONE. SORRY. SORRY. >> Uh I can I can do a drink here. Yeah, why not? Why not? Why not? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Travis for another burger. >> Leaning up. >> No, no, no. Burger. >> I don't know if they do burgers. >> I'm going to go get another burger. McDonald's. Yeah, >> they do do burger. >> No, we get a burger from McDonald's on the way to club. >> It's not on the way to the club. It's past the club. >> Yeah, but we got to go. I didn't like we go to the McDonald's. Get burger. >> Go to a club. Club. >> Uh, can you love a club? >> A burger. >> No. No. They got apple juice for you, Toby. >> No. No. No. What have you done to me? Just screaming, "Hey, apple juice." >> You know what that looks like? Looks like my fucking bed. >> Hey yo. >> Yo, good night, man. >> Good night, bro. >> Good night. >> Have a good sleep. He's going to bed. Huh? He's gone to bed. I feel like we've had a fun year now. >> Yeah, that's the issue. If we've got a busy day tomorrow, then I understand. It is It is midnight. It is midnight. Should we just leave him? >> Leave him there. Should we >> leave? We'll go. We'll go. >> I can hear music. James, >> I hear music. >> We got to check it out. >> I don't think they're going through the cameras, though. >> We can ask. We can ask. >> After you, my friend. >> I Yeah, that's me. That's me. I've got a Come on. That's me. My condition don't stop. >> All the crazy shit I did tonight. Those will be the best. I just want to let it go. Yeah. Yeah. The shit of the shit. >> Can we turn the light off, please? >> Thank you. >> All right. >> Good night, guys. >> Good night. I want to go home. >> Fuck off with the pink light, please. Could >> Can you just turn on Fuck off? >> Go away. Good morning, Toby. >> I said good morning. >> One moment. >> I haven't slept. >> Ah. >> Aha. Hello. >> Thank you. What have we got? >> I don't like elephant pants. Is it elephant pants? >> Oh, it is. Yeah. Are we going to a temple? Are we going to be Okay. Do you want to read it >> at this point? Yeah. You know what? You know what? I don't care. >> All right. >> All right. Good morning, boys. We can't find Josh. He didn't head back to the hostel after last night's antics. We know. I wonder where he's gone. >> There's a car waiting outside ready to take you to his last known location. >> A fishy smelling pier. Not another boat. >> You got on another boat? No. No. No. Please. Now leaving the station on cuff. >> Well, I hope the other team are having the worst time. >> Oh, all right. Let's let's start this bad boy. Do I just lie here and someone just appear? >> Yeah, just lay and wait, bro. Keep laying there, bro. They're coming. >> Yeah, this song. >> Oh, okay. Finally. >> What the It was his lucky he died. Fug. >> Yeah. Yeah. Uh, goodbye hostel. >> It's been fun. >> It No, it wasn't. >> It's been fun. >> I wasn't. I didn't sleep. >> Great time. I I heard you had a great time. >> Ah, it's too hot and bright. >> What do you have in there? >> I'm going to Australia 3 weeks, bro. I'm going to a wedding. >> It is so hot. Jesus Christ. >> So hot. >> Yeah. This is the good life. >> Exhale. Inhale. >> And then exhale. Tap. Pull. Push. >> Expensive team. >> Exhale. Forward. That's good. Pull. Inhale. Hands up and press forward. >> Very good. Okay. Last one. >> Okay. Very good. Put forward. >> Okay. Bing hand. >> Right. And then thank you, sir. See you soon. Oh lord, it's hot. My god. Oh my god. I think we might have lost Vic to be honest with you. >> Ah, that's bad. >> Trying to bring his USB to the temple >> just in case. >> Where is this Josh boy? >> No. No. Josh is not >> Josh is not here. Josh will not be coming. >> Yeah. >> Today also love these trousers. >> Very, very breathable. Yeah. >> Oh. Oh my god. Wow. >> This is the start of Runescape, bro. >> Yeah. Ethan couldn't complete this. >> Ethan couldn't complete this bit. >> Look how many fish there are. That's crazy. >> I've never seen so many fish in such a a dense environment. >> That's absurd. >> Oh, what the hell? >> I thought I could hear you. >> What the fuck? >> Get in your room. >> I thought I could hear you. I was like, that's Joska's voice, bro. >> When? >> Just now. >> Fuck. >> Bad news. >> What? >> Really bad news. >> What? >> Really, really bad news. >> Oh, no. I wake news. >> Wait, what? Wakey wakey. No. >> Really horrendous BAD NEWS. >> WHY IS he here? >> See me. >> Horrendous bad news. Wakey wakey. >> I'm actually I knew I I knew I was going to see you today. >> No. >> Really bad news. >> Actually, you know what it is though, right? >> No, it's >> As we said, we've had a good time. >> Hello. >> Hello. >> How are you? >> Good. How are you? >> It's nice in here. >> Oh, food. You get fed on this team. >> No. >> So, you're not happy to me? >> No, I'm not. Cuz I know what this means. Means one of us is getting fucked. >> Wow. >> Look at us. >> Here we are. >> I hate to start the day like this, but I think we're back on. >> Oh god. >> I think we're on our way to the good team. >> I I reckon this boat's taking us to the good team, you know. >> This is really cool, though. >> Yeah, this is sick. >> They've got like like floating shrines. I also love us that the telephone wires in the water. >> Yeah. >> Wow. What a place. The land of the tie. Now the question is where are we going >> to the good houses? >> Do you reckon? Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay. >> It's It's clearly It has to happen at some point, right? >> Well, I mean, tell us what what did they >> Yeah. Like this is fun a fun reunion and everything. >> Well, I think the others are here somewhere. They're nearby. What else go through? Well, I I want to know how much did they suffer? >> I mean, they're in a hostel with a random guy. So, the random guy looks quite cool though. What? Finn. >> Yeah, it is cool. >> He's cool. >> He's cool. That was one of the other random guys. There was 10 random guys. >> 10 random guys. >> 10 bad guys. >> Okay. >> Oh. Oh, we got shirts. >> Junior. >> Oh, yeah. We swapping. >> No, wait. >> Wait. Monaco, >> AC Milan, Benfica. >> Just put them on. >> All right. >> This is going to be your fucking thing, bro. I like your shirt. Oh, we're pulling up here. >> Ah, >> we appear to be coming to a stop. >> Post up at the temple. >> Ah, pretty cool looking temple if I say so myself. I'm not talking about your forehead either. >> Wow. This temple's almost as BIG AS KSI'S. >> OH, YES. >> YES. >> YES. >> YES. >> OKAY. Thank you. >> Yes. Let's pull up. >> What do you think we're doing here? >> Is it Is it going to be disrespectful? >> No. What are we doing in the temple? Praying. Is it a market? >> Oh, it's a market. >> Oh, good God. >> Oh, yes. >> It's There's so much to spend. >> 1 million. >> Should we get a microwave? 550 B. >> Oh, what a bargain. >> Where you going to keep that? >> Do not buy a microwave, bro. Come on. Here we go. For the love of God, Ethan, there's a very nice car that you might like out there. >> Oh my god. >> YES. OKAY. >> SCOOBY-DOO, BRO. >> OKAY. >> Scooby Zoo, BRO. >> RIGHT. Your first transport for the day. >> Hey yo, >> Scooby-Doo, bro. >> Yeah. Vroom vroom. This is more for Ethan. Really? Okay. >> Yeah, baby. I guess. Yeah, this is more for Ethan. >> Yeah. >> Oh, YEAH. WOOHOO. There you go. Yeah. >> You'll be able to be like, "Oh, I know the specs of this car." Five horsepower in that >> earth. Five horsepower. >> Is that good? That's like ridiculous. >> Oh, >> so this is If this has five, that's a joke. >> Oh shit. Okay. >> I wonder where the other team are. >> I know. We're going to meet up with them. There's going to be a swap. >> Cheese Grommit. >> Cheese Gromit. >> Hello. Can I have two, please? >> Oh, we've lost him. What's he getting? Getting some coconut water. Uh, >> just two bottles if that's all right. >> Wow. culture, man. You want some cold coconut water? >> Uh, give me No, that's all you, bro. >> All right, I'll actually I will indulge. >> I don't believe that's natural. There's no way. The sweetest thing I've ever tasted. It's quite nice though. Let's have a look at some of these fruits. >> Oh, lovely. >> Two for a hand. >> Hello. Oh, you have something for us. Oh, thank you, sir. Wow. A crafty fruitman saw has been employed by Zer as a spy. >> Oh no. >> It's not good news. >> No, it's a good thing. It's a good thing. >> Josh is dead. >> Oh wait, no he isn't. A local has just said he took part in a traditional coffin ritual temple. You should see if it can give you any clues about Josh's whereabouts. >> So we got to investigate the coffins. >> Okay. >> All right. >> Is he in one? >> That would be a great reveal. >> Oh, what are we doing here? What's this? >> I think this is it. striking me as a >> interracial couple >> us or >> I know I just I just saw you. >> Anyone Anyone else scared? >> They're in the park. >> What are you scared of? >> We're swapping. We're swapping. >> Seeing the other boys. >> Yeah, we're swapping. Yo, these lot are sick. >> Yo. >> Well, boys, um, yeah, this is what you're doing. >> Why are you running away so much? >> Oh my god. >> TOUCH. >> UH, this is tack. >> That's hard, though. >> You guys will be playing this. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> okay. >> Against pros or these guys? Basically, >> we're playing it against pros. People who are good at it. >> I mean, do they know that we're us? >> Well, they'll find out quite quickly, aren't they? >> Oh, you're pretty good at football, >> brother. I've just headed that. >> I've got concussion. >> I don't want to make a fool of myself. >> He's got fucking knee guards. >> Damn, bro. >> Hello. >> Hello. >> How are you, bro? Good to meet you. >> You're welcome. You're welcome. >> Are you a professional? >> Yeah. Yes. >> Yeah. You You can join, >> boys. One point. That's all we need. I think so. >> Okay. All right, YOU CAN SCORE, BOYS. OKAY, >> now they're going to turn it up now. >> I know. I know. >> That's the best you could have done, guys. I think >> What the Please tell me we don't have to get in cuz I'm not trying to get in. >> Okay, which one is Josh hiding in? Oh, we take a seat. Do we? >> I'm so confused right now. >> Yeah. >> Um questioning what is behind me. behind you. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. This is a bit nuts. >> Um, >> this is h >> I don't like this. >> We have a candle and some chopsticks. Oh, it's an incense stick. >> Okay. >> Uh, do you want to play hide and seek? >> Where have my friends gone? >> No, we're here. We're behind the thing. We found you. >> Stupid. Silly. Uh, feels sick. I love this. The whole thing's a ruse of like, oh yeah, we got to help find Josh. I don't want to find him. >> I want to go. >> He left us. You abandoned us. >> Do you know what? That's him pretending he's still part of the team. >> Yeah. >> Oh, guys, I'm just over here. Come find me. >> Yeah. >> Meanwhile, he's at the villa with his feet up. I'm not my captain. >> Yeah. Getting hung someone's hanging out the back of him right now for sure. >> All right. So, the boys are doing a coffin ritual. Um, I'm going to respectfully watch from the side cuz getting on the coffin is not something I'm comfortable with. To me, I don't I don't want to disrespect. So, I have two. >> Okay. Okay. You have to put this over. >> Okay. Like this. >> Oh, lovely. >> I put it over my head. Okay. >> All right. >> No. Like that. Like that. >> Like that. Okay. Okay. Can you try and repeat after him? But they jump. But that's >> Oh, YOU TRIED IT, MATE. YOU TRIED IT. >> Go on. Bicycle. >> Yeah. No. YOU ARE SO FLAT FOOTED. YOU ARE SO >> You want me to bike him, bro? >> 5C. 5C. Come on. >> Beat that. >> Yes. No. >> YEAH. >> Come on. >> Uh-oh. >> OH, HE'S ANGRY NOW. HE'S ANGRY NOW. >> YO, WHY ARE YOU NOT getting that? >> No, THAT WAS HARD. >> WHY YOU GETTING THAT? >> THAT WAS HARD. >> HE WENT THERE, >> SIMON. >> OH, I'M JUMPING. JUMP. JUMP. THAT'S >> A GOOD POINT. >> I heard locals say it's their first time. They went >> Oh, did they? >> Yeah. So, >> they said the guy in the bandana though. >> Yeah. >> We got Next point. We win. We win. >> We've got We got to get really the next point. We win. We win. >> Love that. >> Right. Here's your chance when it just comes back. Uh-oh. Return it. Return it. >> Fuck sake. >> Return it. >> Yes. >> Come on. This is it. This is our moment, SIMON. >> SORRY. >> OH, OKAY. All right. Well, this is it. This is the weirdest hangover ever. >> Thank you. >> Thank you very much. >> Wow. Uh, I feel reborn. Same. >> Same. >> Yeah. >> Lovely. And now back to here. Okay. >> Ah, >> thank you. Protected. >> It's cool. Can I say, by the way, that's got us no closer to to finding. >> What did you learn there? >> I don't know. I just got I got I don't There was a whirlwind, but uh >> so me and Harry, >> we've been reborn. >> Yeah. We went into the coffin and everything we' done previously was wiped away. >> Forget last night. Yeah. Yeah. >> We Yeah. Only, you know, after last night. We actually needed a We got a clean slate. Now, >> what did you do last night? Oh, mate. I I didn't sleep enough is what I didn't do. >> And now we're protected. >> Well, I have found a card in my shoe. Please be good. A monk mentioned that Josh was seen leaving the coffin ritual and walking towards the car. >> Okay, >> this is this is a fun game, isn't it, Josh? >> Well, I'm blessed now, so Jokes on you. >> Yeah, exactly. >> Wow. >> This feels more cheap team right now. >> We're swapping. >> Ah. >> Oh, flies. Yeah. >> Yeah. Just about >> Yeah. This isn't This isn't expensive at all. >> Is it not? >> I mean, it looks like we got >> No, we can't get on that boat, though. >> Why? Where are you getting on? Fuck. >> Do we go down there? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Oh, wow. Boat. arrival. >> Hold on. Going to be a bumpy ride, will it? >> Yeah. >> Nice. >> Now, I I am not one to think negatively of someone. I You know, I don't want to be a >> No, you're a new man now. You got Wait, what are you going to do with your clean slate, Harry? >> All right. I know. I know. I'll tell you what. I I I'm not I don't like to accuse people and I would hate to to misinterpret this, but I I don't think Josh was ever here. I think we've been bamboozled. >> It's all the rude. >> I think you may be. >> I've se I've seen the light. I've seen the vision. >> All right. What does this car park entail for us? I think this is where we go to the good team, right? >> It must be. >> Please. >> We're blessed now. We deserve it. >> Where's Josh? Are we fucking What are we racing around here? Oh Jesus. Mary and Joseph. >> What? >> Oh no. >> Tuck race. >> Oh, this looks like I could die. Are we having a race? >> Oh, fun. >> Guys, the helmet broke. >> Oh my god, I'm scared. Okay. Oh, Jesus Christ. Not great field of vision on these things. >> Oh my gosh, they go. Oh, this thing's got go. Nah, bro. I'm not leaving fucking first. >> See a fucking thing out of these things. >> I don't want to do this. This is so stupid. What a stupid thing. >> Oh, it's bit fucking wobbly. Oh Jesus. Oh my god. I'm going to tip the stick now. This is so stupid. But you know how stupid this is. They don't feel like you is like wobbling when you >> I had a I literally you know the moment like the death wobble where it does this >> yeah I've had that >> a helipad. >> Oh goodness me. >> Oh goodness me. >> Welcome >> city of Bangkok. >> Yeah this is sick. >> Fuck man. What are we about to sacrifice someone or something? We're going to see the boys. >> Okay. Welcome to my lovely helipad. >> Hello. >> Uh last night I heard you play a game that involved lemons. We did. >> So, I brought some lemons. >> Oh, that's an orange again. >> This is why >> lemons plural. Plural. >> Yeah, he has got a couple. >> Okay, but how are we going to distinguish? Cuz that was a big issue though. >> Sharpies. >> Okay. All right. >> So, uh we're going to play a game today. >> Oh, no. >> On a helipad. >> Yeah. >> Lol. >> All right. >> It's an expensive game with >> expensive consequences. >> Oh, god. >> Oh, I love it. >> Uh so, we're going to roll uh these leaves into helipad. >> Okay. >> Okay. Uh, the winning point being the center of the H. U, so grab your less. >> OH NO. >> OH NO. >> HAVING A GOOD DAY. >> Best of luck, buddy. >> I've never been so scared to drive a vehicle in my life. >> No, I'm not in gear. There we go. I'M OFF. THE INSIDE. GOT HIM. OH, I'm going TO GET BIG STAR. I've got experience in these whips. It's so wobbly. I'm losing this race. >> All right, I'm going to get him. Get back here. >> You can go. >> Okay, respect it. >> See you later. Uhoh. >> Uh, 10 seconds there. >> All right. >> Bit hard that one. >> It's not a bad roll. Good. >> I like that. That's very good. >> So now you got a good view on it, right? It's quite soft, >> like a dog. >> Oh, I like that. >> Oh my god. Rest. Rest. Sit. Sit. >> Oh, bro. Yeah. They they don't >> got away fast. Go on the inside. And now we ARE >> OVER THE GRASS. >> NO, HARRY. YOU SEE THE TRACK? >> I'm cheating. No. You bastard. I >> think I kind of cut THE CORNER A BIT. >> YEAH, YOU DID. YEAH, TRACK LIMITS. >> HARRY EXCEEDED TRACK LIMITS. 5 SECONDS. >> TRACK LIMITS. >> WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO DECIDE. I DON'T think there was a race director watching that. We'll have to get a We'll have to get a verdict on the uh >> No, not in the corner. >> Just disqualify him. >> I click I clicked the apex. >> No, you was on the grass. >> On the grass. >> We're not even cut across that grass there. Oh, >> look. Look. Look at the tire tracks. Look at this >> of it, bro. >> What's left of it? >> Is this you? Where was this? You? >> No, I think this is me. >> Where? Here. You see like these two here? >> Oh, yeah. So, the tracks there. Look at this. Not only a TRACK LIMITS VIOLATION. LOOK. THE EVIDENCE IS ON THE CURB. NO, I'm on the curb. The curb is there, bro. >> And also dangerous driving. Track limits and dangerous driving. >> I think that's all right. That's 5 seconds. >> I got one wheel on the tarmac STILL. >> NO, NO, NO. ONE AND TWO. >> YEAH, THERE'S THREE WHEELS. There's three wheels. >> That's my other wheel. >> I WANT YOUR >> I was 2 m wide. >> Yeah. Unlucky, mate. You'll get me next time, maybe. >> Ah, no, no, no, no. I'll wait till race control. >> I wait till the FIA get their hands on that. >> Beat Ethan. >> Oh, >> Ethan. Technically, you don't want to. >> You're the closest right now. >> Should I try my tactic of chucking it? Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Simon likes the tactic and copies there. I tr I do that. >> It's not bad though, is it? >> One final lemon to rule them all. >> Go on. Sigh. >> I like it. >> I really like it. Oh >> J. Oh, WAIT. WAIT. THAT MIGHT be closest. >> Oh, >> that's all your free close ones, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. >> YEAH, I'M GOOD. >> YES. THE AURA BLADE. >> SO, from that, uh, we can see it's Simon, >> you are the winner of Lemon Game. Uh uh JJ. >> OH, HE DISRESPECTED YOUR TEAM. >> PARTICIPATION. >> Mad nose. >> That's the same distance as the first one you threw. Horror showing. Absolute horror showing. >> Game's a game, man. >> Well, you'll find out consequence soon. >> Yes. >> Soon. >> Can't wait. >> Real soon. Soon. >> Um, we haven't found Josh, but we found a disguised envelope. We are in the road, though. Okay. Nice. >> Nice. This is the one, by the way. >> I've had enough now. I've got a good feeling about this one. >> This is where it all changes. Yeah. >> Please be good. >> Wait, >> there's a stack of cards. >> If this is a bingo list, I will crash out. >> Oh, I've just stepped on a plant. Sorry. >> That that like I'm I'm having a good time. I will not. >> If there's a big shopping mall, it's going to be Oh, lordy. >> A local English school reports that they hired Josh to teach a class today. >> You guys are going to have to replace him. You have to teach the locals the English phrases provided for you on the Q cards. >> Okay. Although the phrases were written by the expensive team last night. >> Okay. >> How we feeling, guys? >> We're about to educate the locals. >> Yes. Well, sort of. >> They're going to learn today. >> Hello. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Right. >> Go on. English teacher. >> Hello. My name's Harry. >> I'm Toby. I'm Vic and here are some English words. >> JJ, huh? Can you try and sit down without bending your knees? >> Try and sit on the floor without bending your knees. >> Fall on my arms. >> You bent your knees. >> Bent bent your knees. >> Yeah, you kind of bounced. >> Just sliding back. >> All right. Wait, wait. Let's have a race. But we have to run. Same arm and leg. >> Yeah. >> You're in. You're in. >> Wait. So >> So you have to run like this like >> There you go. >> Okay. I kind of want to join. >> Yeah. You can join if you want. >> I want to join. >> All right. All right. Three, two, one. >> You're >> I got that shit on, bro. I spent the whole time trying to figure out what I'm doing. >> I have no idea what >> I was doing straight arms like straight arms straight like this. >> I was like I could go that I was just meeting like that. Just >> English. Uh what what is your English level already? >> Are we good with numbers? >> Okay. >> Yeah. Numbers. >> Okay. Numbers. >> Okay. I hope this isn't permanent. >> All right. >> Okay. >> I'm going to start with uh >> six. You know this one? >> Six. Seven. >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm getting so over stim, bro. So much is going on. >> Yeah, I'm over stimulated. >> Oh, >> here we go. >> Oh my god. >> No, >> remember I said um there was expensive consequences. >> Oh man. >> A >> no. This is evil. I'm so happy. That's mortifying, bro. You warm up on some worms. >> No. This is fucked, bro. >> No. This is >> I'm so happy I didn't lose. >> This is fucking mental. >> NO. WHAT'S GOING ON? >> THERE YOU GO. HUH? >> Oh my god. >> No. I don't think you understand how fuck this is. I'll eat a leg if you want me to. I mean, try a leg first. Maybe snap it off. Hey, by the way, the temptation to move it into HIS MOUTH IS UNREAL. >> YOU GOT AUDIENCE, BRO. >> YUM. Salt pepper chicken. >> Spider, man. >> Pepper chicken. Chicken. Pepper chicken. >> Oh, man. I can't do it. >> You're getting a bigger audience now. >> Ah, it >> fuck me. >> Two legs. >> Fuck. Okay. No. No. Stop. Stop. Allow. >> Wait. >> Yeah. All that. >> Oh, it's furry. >> Oh. Oh, >> furry. >> Yeah. How's that? >> You all right? >> It doesn't taste of anything. >> Okay. That's really hairy. >> Yeah, it looks hairy. >> Is that okay? You had worse? >> I don't know if it does like it. >> I don't know if that's good. >> Oh, it's not going down. It's just hairy spider rock. >> That's a hard one. >> Okay. Um >> I'll >> So So let's start with man. Let's let's let's start let's start with man. So you know man. >> So >> I know man. Man. >> Yes. Man. Man. Man. >> A different way to say is this is giza. Same same as man. So yes. So gizer gizer also gizer. >> So you guys say three, two, one. >> Geyser geyser. >> Same. Same same. Yeah. >> So a g a gizer is a good man. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Sometimes. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Right. >> Why are we at a hostel? >> That's what they say. >> Is this what they say? >> No. No. >> So why are we at a hostel? >> It's a cafe. Oh, is this a musical performance again? >> Is this a musical performance? >> Musical performance. >> This is different. >> Is it music? >> This is This is different. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Different. That's just That's just a bigger version of what they had last night. >> What could you do here? Like if there was like a orchestra. What could you do? >> Dance. >> You could if you want to. You know what? I'm down for that. >> It involves like this. >> Strum it. I'll conduct. >> Yeah. >> I'm going to conduct. Take it away, Spider-Man. >> No. No. >> Yeah. Yeah. success. What? Yeah. Just, you know, just own it, JJ. >> See, we'll see what happens. >> You're not casting a spell. >> Wait, I don't understand. >> Oh, good lord. >> What's the next one? >> Oh, no. >> This is you, Toby. >> No, that's not me. That's >> you, Toby. >> I taught them 67. >> This is you. This is you, Harold. >> I don't even know where how to >> I can see no one's writing anything down. They're not taking us seriously. >> I wonder why. >> Okay. Um, you know, like >> wow. Like if something happens, you're like, wow. >> It's like that, but like me bomba. >> So, so, uh, if something happened like, uh, I don't know. So, if I walked over and I went bang, PUNCH HIM. BA. YEAH. >> Or like or you I drop something. I'm like me. But like you stub your toe. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like I'm walking. I'm walking. I'm walking. ME LIKE THAT. LIKE THAT. >> Whatever you do, they do. >> You're a conductor. You conduct them. Oh, >> it ain't doing nothing. >> Am I doing this? >> Stop. >> Wow. >> Oh, wow. >> Oh, >> what happens if you just go like one person or one thing, right? H. Oh. Oh, >> that's pretty cool. >> Now what? They weren't ready for it. >> That's pretty cool. >> That's sick. >> Yeah. >> Spirit. >> Um. Um. >> Oh, burger. We can do burger. Burger. Burger. >> You know, do you know a burger? >> Burger? >> A burger? >> Yeah. >> Oh, that's good. >> Okay, >> perfect. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> What we done with that? You You've put pen all over your face. You're >> coming. >> Um, >> this should be explainable. So, this phrase, when you you work, you have a a job, and you do something bad and they say, "No more work. You're fired." You say this. I'm >> Yeah. >> going to >> going to lose me job. >> All together. >> I'm going to lose me job. >> I'm going to lose me job. >> There we go. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, that's a that's an advanced version of it. Uh, >> does anyone want to volunteer to say it? >> Yes. I'm going to lose job. >> Yes. >> I think Bess has got a new style. >> Hit us with it. >> Hit us with it. >> You got something different. I think I've seen you do it. >> Let's see it, bro. >> Embarrass you. >> They're ready. They're already ready. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Now you now connected. >> You weren't doing the right thing. Yeah. >> Wait, you don't need the stick. >> No, just whatever you want. >> We were using a spider, remember? Like it clearly doesn't matter. Oh, he's killing this. Yeah, he looks like a lunatic. >> What is going on? >> I don't know. But I'm entertaining. He he's mo you here by the way. >> Yeah. >> He hasn't conducted them once. >> Oh, thanks. >> Well done. Would that get a golden buzzer? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Yeah, I pressed it. >> Well done. >> That was amazing. >> This is the final test. The most difficult sentence in the English language. >> This is us teaching you what not to say. >> Yeah. >> Okay. How do we tackle this? >> Okay. So, let's start. Does anyone want to try and read this sentence? >> I think it's doable. >> Yeah. Any volunteer? >> Yeah. >> Man just top him off like it was nothing. >> That's actually perfect. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Uh the the G is like um >> gangster. >> Gangster. >> Yeah. >> G. >> G. So So I'm a G. >> He's a G. >> Yeah. I'm not a G. I'm I'm not a G. >> Yeah. Is a short short word for >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm fucking knackered. How do you conduct? >> I think I think apparently isn't it? The higher you go, the louder it is. >> Let's try. >> They're looking at me like I >> They're waiting for me to count in. Yeah. >> Oh, wait. It's good. It's be good. It's be good. >> You doing now, didn't you? Look at Oh, it's a FIFA PACK OPENING. >> OH, IT'S A PACK OPENING. >> Spirit bomb. >> Give me your energy. >> Knock me out and then you exclaim the sentence. >> Okay. It's Yeah. >> All right. >> And then you'd say >> man man just topped him off like it was nothing. G. >> So topped him off >> is uh >> like had gone. >> So topped him off. >> Yeah. >> And then >> and this means easy >> like it was nothing. >> Easy. Just easy. He's gone. >> Yeah. We've done all right. Do you want to help your operating? >> This is very difficult. Advanced English. >> Yes. >> Okay. Last man just topped him off like it was nothing. G. >> Easy. >> Fantastic. Lovely. >> I feel it. Speaking about coffee, BRO. Give me more. Give me more. Yeah. Yeah. >> Did you know where he was? >> No, I just realized what the fuck is going on. >> I am so sorry. >> People are staying in here. >> Oh, I think that's a good note to >> No more scream. No more scream. >> No more scream. No more scream. I'm sorry. Yeah, I think we're there. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, we should leave. That was great. >> Well, thank you guys. >> Thank you guys. >> Thank you. >> Well, we're back. >> Nice one, mate. >> Shift in the school, mate. >> Yeah. Well, in they they learned today. >> They did learn that you >> um I I spotted something on the way in. >> Don't don't sorry. >> They give me >> Right. Here we go. >> Before you open this. >> Okay. I just like I've been I've got this mystery. I've been trying to work it out ever since we left our our lesson. >> Go on. >> Just trying to Where's Josh? >> Oh yeah. Good. >> Where is he? >> Where the fuck the the dastardly? >> Cuz we've been looking for him all day. >> This might have the answer. >> Ah, >> the staff at the English school said that Josh told them he was going to a hotel very close to his heart. >> He's winding us up really badly. >> Well, >> wait. What's the What's the Should we try and guess the riddle? A hotel close to his heart? I think it's going to be called the Josh Hotel. >> Close to his heart or the lung hotel. >> Uh yeah, maybe. >> Yeah, >> maybe. >> Oh, that was a nice drive. >> Oh. >> Oh, Hotel Josh. >> Wow. >> Is it actually Hotel Josh? >> OH, NO. YOU'VE ACTUALLY done him in loves himself. >> You've actually read him like a book. >> Oh, I get it. So, now we found we found Josh. He was never going to be >> on Has to turn up. Great. Okay. >> Right. So, this is how he's exempted himself from the team. >> Nice, Josh. Good work, >> Toby. You are captain now. You're the captain now. >> Well, I I found our other envelope. >> Oh, great. >> What are we doing in like a random hotel? >> It's just cuz it's called Hotel Josh. We found Josh. That's what we're doing. >> All right. >> Oh, room key. >> One of the rooms here isn't like the others. Which? Find out which is yours. >> We got to try this on every room. >> Oh, I'm down for that. I think it's going to be Josh's in a hotel room. It's There won't be a pool. Oh, wow. Hello. There's just one room. 72. Yeah. >> Oh, after that. Okay. Oh, there we go. >> Called it. >> Oh, wait. What? >> We're a good team. We're a good team. >> Wait, this is actually really nice. >> We're a good team. I told you. We're the good team. I told you it's coming. >> This is a This is the good team. >> We're back on. We're back on. >> We're back on. >> Why are we here? Where's the next envelope? >> There's no envelopes in it. >> Oh. Oh, >> but because Josh liked the name of the hotel so much of a little bit of luxury and you can order yourself a cocktail or drink if you like. >> Ah. >> Oh, nice. >> Nice. >> Skills. Skills. >> Huh? >> Ah, there's cardster shop. Card's in there. >> This is the Is that where we're going? >> Cuz Jay's going to be pissed. >> Okay. Play. Oh, you beat me. >> Uh, now my life. >> Uh, you may be less happy with this next one. >> Oh, >> wait. What? >> You made me less happy with this next stop. >> Why Why am I less happy? I'm on the expensive team. >> Uh, >> guys, quick. >> You don't really enjoy what they enjoy. Oh, for God's sake. >> Quick. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh yeah. Now we're talking. Durk. Oh. Any West Ham got sealed. Never Jeff Hurst. Pretty cool. Do you remember when you were like sick home from school and you couldn't eat anything? Like you couldn't eat solid food. So you just like lick toast. Just you. Just you, broki, >> on your own with that one. >> Hello. >> Hello. >> You have any mocktails? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Non-alcohol cocktail. Is there a alcohol cocktail for him? >> Oh, thank you so much. >> Lovely. Wow. This is uh I mean >> you have that. Enjoy. >> This looks delicious. >> Enjoy. >> Enjoy the good tea. >> It's like a meringue. >> Yeah. Get past the phone. >> M. >> Honestly, it's like the best like lemon ice cream sorbet I've ever had, but in a drink form. >> So nice. >> It had an evolution in the flavor profile. You see, this is why we should be on the good team because we can uh eloquently describe. >> Yeah. Imagine trying to say that. Oh, it's lovely, isn't it? >> Nice. >> Tastes like lemon. >> This is it. >> Four of them. Yeah. >> This is what we've been waiting for. >> All right, let's Come on. Let's not Let's not make J. I take first. >> Yeah, you take. >> I think it is. >> You got two cards. You got your >> Oh, I think it just moved. Let's see what you got. >> Look. Oh, what was that? >> What was that revealed? >> What you got? >> What? The Messi is what? >> What you got? >> He's a basketball, >> brother. Show us the cards. >> Oh my god. >> He's got a Bill Russell Lego set. >> That's good. >> Yeah, man. >> Look at the back. >> Who is that? >> Oneonone Bill Russell. >> All right. Should we continue our journey, boys? >> We shall. >> Yes. >> Off we go. >> Onwards. >> Oh. Oh, there's a pool. I didn't even see the pool. >> On jumping in. >> I'm not jumping up. >> It's on your Josh. Put it on your bingo card. Jump in a swimming pool. scene at this lovely little hotel. What? GOT A PICTURE? OH. OH, WOW. They always just find their ways around here. >> Everyone keeps talking to everyone except us. >> Okay. >> The bartender said Josh wouldn't stop talking about Vickstar's Bangkok DJ set and massage. >> Massages. Ooh, >> massage. >> You give us a massage. >> What's he doing? Are we getting a Vickar massage? >> Oh, Vic, we're getting a rob. Are you not? I suppose. Let me check. Let me >> Thanksgiving. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He needs He needs He needs help. >> Okay, cool. >> This day's taking a turn. It's getting quite good. We're on the way up. >> It's happening, >> right? I have a briefing for you. >> We really won. >> I have a briefing for you. Right. >> Okay. >> When you get out of the car, >> Yeah. >> Uh you'll take a left. >> Yeah. >> There's two bands behind you. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> The second van. Knock on that door. >> It's the other team. >> Yeah. >> But they're they're sleeping. >> Okay. Oh, >> so they don't know where I am, right? So they ask me, I'm not here. >> Okay. >> You ain't seen me. >> And then what do we do? >> And I'll meet you in the mall. >> Okay. >> All right then. >> Our final activity. >> Okay. Well, you might want to go then. >> I am. Yeah. Go on then. >> Boys have had a nice little tactical nap. >> Yes. >> But we are we are due to get back on the road. >> I can't we we've had such a busy day. There can't be more to do. Surely. >> They're in here. I just saw them in here. >> Oh no. I see the boys. >> Oh no. I feel >> Oh, yeah. >> Steve, boys. >> HELLO. >> WELCOME. WELCOME. >> It's happening. It's happening. >> It's happening. >> THIS is fucking Why is this nicer than us? >> Yeah. >> So, we is a swap happening. We're on the good team now. It's happening. >> This is really cool. >> Our day was pretty good. Well, we got We got What do we got? We got blessed by a monk. >> Yeah. >> See, that's fucking great. >> And we went to a bar and we did. It was a lovely >> Okay, you've been right. >> Wait, where's Josh anyway? We've been trying to find >> He's in here somewhere, lads. >> Wait, he's sleeping in the van. >> Oh, shit. >> What the fuck? What the fuck is that? >> Uh, this was this was Josh told us to give you this. >> Oh, Josh told us. Thanks. >> Well, I found him, guys. >> Well, um, anyway, enjoy, guys. >> Yeah, good luck finding him. Okay. All right. All right. We're back in the van. >> Onto the next. We have acquired goods. >> Well, their van looks really a lot cooler than ours. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Light up. >> Wa. >> What happened? >> What's going on? >> Are we going to the virtual park, Josh? >> Are we going to the virtual park? The virtual park >> potentially. >> Kida. >> They're trolling, guys. We're the bad team now. >> We I think I swapped. Yeah, swap. >> We're actually going to the VR room. Oh my god. Racing simulators. >> Is it that >> racing sims? >> Damn, this Okay. >> Yeah, this kind of temperature I can get behind. This looks worrying, by the way. >> H. >> So, go. >> Right. I'm I'm unsure what to expect here. It It's >> so fast. Yeah. >> OH MY GOD. OH JESUS. OKAY. SHOOT. >> WOW. >> OKAY. OKAY. >> Come on. >> Thank you. >> Thank you. >> What is this place? >> Oh, it's a massage. It's for It's massages. >> OH, THE THING YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT. >> YEAH. Another thing you said you didn't want. >> Well, thank you. What? Oh, I've always wanted to go to warp point. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. >> Hello. How are you? You okay? >> I always just walked off. >> We're not We're not doing racing sim for fuck's sake. >> We're playing Search and Destroy. >> We got to be doing this, bro. This is way more fun. >> We're playing Search and Destroy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Out there. >> Okay. >> As in 2v2 or 2v2. >> This is a bit more like it. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Oh, cool. >> I'm I'm awake for this. This is so >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. Good to see you. >> You look sick, bro. >> So do you. And you can go that way or this way. >> ALL RIGHT. >> HERE WE GO. OH, JJ. >> NO. DON'T. Oh my god. I'm scared. GOSH, I'M SCARED. I don't want to die. >> JJ, >> this is really cool. >> Fuck. Oh, you look so funny. >> Where are they? >> I don't know. Oh, >> wait. JJ, can you see this or not? >> Yeah. Yeah, I can see you doing this. >> I'm turning 67. >> No, it's not. IT'S >> STOP. >> OH, WAIT. I SHOT HIM. >> WAIT, MY ARMS ARE EXTENDED. >> MY BODY. I'VE GOT EXTENDER ARMS. >> HE'S KILLED ME. >> NO. >> What's happening? >> What's happening? >> I feel like I'm ABOUT TO GET TRAPPED. WHY IS THERE A CHICKEN IN A FUCKING FLOWER? What's going on? I'm I'm so confused. >> It keeps going. >> Are you Are you over stimulated? >> Oh, so over stimulated, mate. I don't know. >> Is that Josh's mission? >> Oh. >> Oh, hello. What in those FUCKING >> WOW. >> HELLO. HELLO. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lovely. >> Now we're on. We We've made it. >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? WE'RE ON. >> We're on. >> What's going on? This is my kind of star. Wait, what? >> Stop filming the doll. >> Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. >> I'VE LOST THE PART. >> Thank you. Harry. Nice to meet you. Bit of deagle out. Surely. >> Well, I tried that. It didn't work. Machine gun. >> I mean, caps. Oh, he's weak. He's weak as the hell push. >> YES, >> I got me. JOSH IS BEHIND ME. >> I died. I'm reloading. I WANTED TO RELOAD. KAI'S CAMPING IN THE CORNER. I SEE HIM. CAMPING. He's running away. HE'S RUNNING AWAY. SIMON, HE'S IN HIS FACE. WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING UP? HE'S ALIVE HERE. SIR, HE'S RIGHT THERE. >> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? >> NO, HE'S GHOSTING, BRO. >> HEY, BRO. I STOOD IN A CORNER. I STOOD IN A CORNER AND Josh just walked like right next to him. >> Fucking bullshit. >> Oh, Harry's in the zone. Look at him. Oh yeah, I'm getting used to this. It's a weird like ju position like I kind of I like it. >> What is happening? Oh yeah. >> Oh god. By the way, guys, has anyone seen Josh? >> I haven't seen him anywhere at this point. >> I think we're supposed to be looking for him, right? >> He's trying to throw us off the scent. Slight detour. >> It's working. >> Oh, no. >> No. >> Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Blackberry. >> Okay. >> May your time here become a story you'll never forget. >> Oh, don't worry. >> Now then, the show is about to begin. Good. >> What's been happening? >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my. NO. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh wow. >> Oh yeah. Wait, should we pistols only? >> Yeah, I need to die first. Pistols only. >> Pistols only. >> I NEED I NEED TO DIE FIRST. I need to die. >> I've been killed. >> Fuck. SORRY. OH NO, >> SIMON. Look at this. This is so funny. Look at them. They're on THE FLOOR. >> HELP. >> I think we won. Sigh. We still got Oh, 5 seconds. Yes. Yes. Wow. >> Wow. Wow. What a rush. >> Oh my word. What a >> what inulated in my entire life. I I It will take me days to RECOVER FROM THIS TRIP. >> THANK YOU. >> Oh yeah. HEY, I don't know WHAT >> they're all so nice, but it is so much energy. >> Oh my goodness. >> High energy. >> OH, HELLO. >> AH, THANK YOU. >> WOW. >> Thank you very much. >> The best presented envelope of the of the chair. >> Thank you. Should we read it here right now? >> Yeah, let's do it. >> Okay. One of the massuses has said that Josh told them the name of the hotel he stayed at. It's called the Capella. >> That's the hotel I was talking about at the start. It's amazing. It's unbelievable. Josh has been staying there. I hate this guy. >> Let's go then. >> Hop in the car and HEAD STRAIGHT THERE. >> YES. HAPPENED. WE'RE ON. >> We're on. >> Thanks. >> Oh, lovely. Thank you very much. Thank you, BROTHER. Dang it. >> Thank you. >> If there was ever something, it was that >> was something to the next. >> We've made it. >> We are. We might be on, lads. >> Oh my god. Boys are coming out. Oh my god. It is then. >> Oh, it's happening. >> THE SWITCH. We're on. We're switch. >> We're on. >> We're on. >> Yeah. >> What is What are we doing here? >> I was going to do it. >> You guys don't know. This is where we stayed. >> No, but this is where we stayed. >> Yeah, but we're going to do a swap, right? We're going to do a team switch. I can't >> What did you do just now? >> We We can't explain it, >> mate. We went to this fucking like massage parlor. >> All the rave rave like >> It was insanity. Wait, so you got a massage? >> Well, sort of. >> Welcome to our humble abode. >> Oh, humble is it? >> Nothing humble about it. >> Yeah, >> it's humble. Where's >> you lost? >> Do you want to see the master bedroom? Yeah. Yeah. >> JJ did. >> But I will say he cheated a couple games together. >> Oh, what's that IN THE GARDEN? >> OH, WE HAVE A BIG DINNER. YOU WERE ON. >> WOW. >> The scraps off the street like last night. Yes. >> Oh my god. >> We're not We're not giving the crew food, are we? >> Hopefully not. >> Our crew deserves food. Our crew been >> the butt cheese. This is the quietest place I've been since we arrived in this country. This is the quietest it's ever been. >> He's happy with the peace and quiet. >> Oh, mate. Honestly, my my head >> about him getting flesh mobbed. You're flesh mobed. >> When when when there's been about five different times it's happened, bro. >> When the people spawning out of nowhere. >> Do you hear what he did? >> What >> bro? Like like first of all, we go in the room and there's this bloke there. Bless him Finn. Lovely guy. So I was like, "Okay, cool. Random, but that's fine. Go for dinner. Walk out dinner. 20 Donny's 20 Thailand travelers backpackers in green shirts." Walking away. I couldn't hack it. >> He grabbed Josh. She said, "You promised me this would be good." He looked me in the eyes and said, "Oh, now you're going to enjoy tonight. It' be fun." It was the worst possible night. One, two, three. Take my hand and come with me because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine. I SAY YOU LOOK SO FINE THAT I REALLY WANT TO MAKE YOU MINE. 46. COME ON and get your kicks now. You don't need money when you look like that, do you, honey? Big black boots, long brown hair. She's so sweet with her back. Well, I could say you