What If Naruto Was The Son Of Death God And Shinigami's sealed inside Naruto.

Hello everyone and welcome to the fictional vortex. So we are back with an interesting movie on what if Narudo was the son of death god and shinagami sealed inside Narudo. But before we start, I just want to remind you to please subscribe to my channel and hit the like button if you enjoy my content. Let's start the story. Chapter 1. Tilda Konaha blood and death was in the air of Konaha as the Kaobi Nokits. Best known as the most powerful Beiju in existence and least known as the greatest demon prankster continued with its path of destruction. After a year s of being sealed within its current host, it was finally set free by a masked ninja with a strange swirling pinwheel eyes. Suddenly, Manado Namakazi aka the fourth Hokag appeared on top of his toad summon Gamabunta and teleported the Kaobi away from the village. Manado approached his wife Kasha Uzuaki as she called out Chakur and Shohiki Chakra Chains barrier to restrain the Kaubi. Manado I'm going to receal the Kaobi in me. Whatever happens, please take care of Narut for me. A dying Kusha said. The forced extraction of the Kaobi had nearly killed her on the spot. It was only her willpower that was keeping her going right now. No, Manato argued. In your condition right now, the Kaobi will only break free again. The only choice we have is for me to use Shaki Fujin demon consuming seal to seal the yin half of the Kaobi into Mi and Hakanofu and Shaki eight trigram sealing style to seal the yong half along with some of our chakras into Narudo to help him and act as fail safe for the seal. But if you do that, then you will die and Narudo would ended up alone and hated as a genturi. His wife said, "Don't worry. We made Jeriah his godfather and I'm sure he will take care of Narut. Manado assured her. Somewhere near a bath house, a white-haired toad sage sneezed. I feel as if I'm about to disappoint my student by forsaking the responsible that he give me. Oh well, back to my research. Hei, Jeriah said as he went back to peeping. Back to Manado and Kosa. Besides, I will make it my last request that Narudo will be viewed as a hero for imprisoning the Kaobi. I'm positive that the village will honor my last request, the request of their beloved and awesome Hokag. Manado said with a grin back at Kanahagaker, the minority of ninjas, the majority of civilians in the league of unholy, miserable old people known as Homura, Kaharu, and Danzo sneezed. Back to Manado and other. Are you sure about that? Kusha asked skeptically. Yes, and D. There is no way that I could ever be wrong about this, he answered back. You just had to go and jinx it, didn't you? I'm going to beat you to a bloody pulp if anything happens to Narut. You know, Kusha dead panned. Okay, let's get this started, Manato said as he ignored his wife's threats and began to perform the Shiki Fujin demon-consuming seal and summoned the Shinagami. Finally, Summit Eay away from the horror Noah's paperwork. Anyways, I should probably get to my job of taking souls now. The Shinagami thought as he began to pull out Cailloube's yin chakra out of him and seal it into Manado. While this was happening, Manado and Kosa were saying their goodbyes to their son. Then Manato sealed the rest of the fox's chakra along with part of his and his wife's chakra into their son. H your parents placed a great deal of burden on you while at the same time they placed a lot of faith in you, little one. It seems that you will do many great things in this world. The Shinagami said while looking at Narut. As for these two souls, once they are done with what they have to do, I shall collect their souls. He said looking toward Manado and Kusha. Anything that will give me less paperwork to deal with now is good for me. As the Shinagami was about to leave, he sensed something and looked back at Narut. It seems that while the fox was being sealed away some O f my essence was sealed inside the boy as well. The shinagami thought I can deal with it now or wait and see how it will benefit me later on. After studying the tiny human for a moment, he made his decision. I'll just deal with it later. Might be fun to see what happened. The Shinagami concluded as he left. Five years later in Konaha. Damn stupid villagers. Why do they always do this to me every time? Nar asked as he ran away from an angry mob of villagers once again. For Nar being hated, chased, and beaten all the while having peoples after, his life is a part of a normal week for him. Although normal is not how you would describe this spiky blond-haired kid because for as long as he could remember, he has seen things no one could. He could see all kinds of spirits around him. T H E first few times that he realized that he can communicate with the dead, it freaked him out. But over time, by having them willing to talk to him, and all the while being shunned by most of the village, he became used to them. From his strange ability, he also learned that all sort of things have a soul, from animals to plants to rocks, even the river and the air we breathe. This gave him a unique view of the world. While being the village pariah, he ended up befriending many of the friendly spirits. Due to Naruto's wind affinity, which he discovered by conversing with the spirit of a friendly shinobi a couple of years back, he gained a new familiar by the name of Cloud. Cloud was a carefree glowing gray or sliver orb with wings. Demon monster, the angry mob screamed as they chased Nar. Don't worry, Narukun. Soon the ambu will be here to deal with the mob, and then we can spend the rest of this nice day watching. Clouds, Cloud said in a cheerful tone. First of all, who are you? Anara? Nar deadpanned. Secondly, can you help me out by blinding them with a sandstorm or something? Nar ranted as he ran. Okie dokie, replied a happy cloud as he blew a dust storm which blinded and slowed down the incoming mob. Unfortunately for Nar, as he turned around the next corner, he came across another group of angry mob who proceeded to beat him to a bloody pulp. As he began to pass out, the ambush showed up and made short work of the idiot villagers who had broken the thirds law. In Naruto's mindscape, Nar awoke to a dark damp sewer-like place. H I wonder where I am. I guess I will have to walk around to find out, he said. After wandering around aimlessly for hours, he came across a cage with the kanji for seal attached to it. Then all of a sudden, a pair of giant red eyes appeared and focused on him. So we finally meet. You pathetic excuse for a human. It boomed. Who are you? asked a scared Nar. I am the great and powerful Kaobi. No kitsoon. It boomed again. Ah, help. I'm going to get eaten by a demon fox. Nar screamed as he ran madly around in a circle. After running around for a few minutes, he slammed into the shinagami. You don't know how lucky you are, kid. You almost kicked the bucket there, said the shinagami. Upon seeing the Shinagami's demonic face, Narudo fainted. How the hell is it possible for him to faint inside his own mind? He dead pan. Hey kid, wake up. I don't have all day, you know. The Shinagami sighed. Please don't eat me. A scared Narut asked. We're not going to eat you. The Shinagami replied. I don't know. I haven't had a decent meal in a long time. The Kaobi added as he licks his lip. Shut up, Kurama. The Shinagami snapped. Kurramama. Narudo asked. That's the name of the giant furball here. The Shinagami said as he pointed to a pissed-off Kurama. I suppose I should change my appearance so you stop freaking out. He said as the Shinagami changed his appearance to handsome man with dark eyes and white hair sllicked back. He wore a black suit with white gloves, a black fedora and a cane. Where are we? What are we doing here? And what are you? Nar asked, waving his arm about. We are in your mind. You're here because you were knocked unconscious. The Kaobi is here because the fourth Hokag sealed it inside your gut to save the village. I'm the Shinagami and I am here to talk to you. The Shinagami said as he counted off the questions. Also, if you were wondering about the demonic look, it because I look badass with it. But then again, I always look badass. He saw it is cross his arm in a gangster pose while both Narudo and Kurama sweat dropped at that. So that's why the villagers hate me. They think I'm the Kaobi, Narut said as he dropped his head. Yep, they're that stupid to not know the difference between the cereal box and the prize inside it. But you don't worry about it because you are not Fluffy Chan, the Shinagami said. Yeah, like a pathetic human like you could be me. Hey, don't call me Fluffy Chan. Kurama growled. Anyways, this talk may take some time, so can you change the scenery around here and feed some rabbits or something to Mister Ego here? The shinagami asked. I can do that. Narudo asked. Yes. The shinagami replied. Change it to what? Narudo asked again. Make the surrounding into something decentl looking. This is your mind, is it not? The shinagami replied. Nar closed his eyes. Then the scene changed into an infinite blue sky with white clouds floating around and they were stand on top of an endless sea that reflected the sky above. The Kaobi had a collar with the seal on the dog tag around his neck. Next to him was a giant white rabbit, and in front the fox was a table and two comfortable chairs for Narudo and the Shinagami to sit in. "This tastes likes miso ramen, and it doesn't bleed," Kurama growled. "That's because the only thing they feed me is ramen. Miso is the best flavor, by the way, and I don't want to have any more nightmares than I already do. So, no blood for you, Narut Pant." Anyways, the first thing on our agenda is that I want to make a deal with Kurama. I have your yin chakra with me and with it I can make a body for you so you can come out to the outside world to get some fresh air. I can place the new seal on him to let you do this if you make a promise to me that you will protect and help the kid. And with the new body and seal, you can eventually end up being truly free. If you make an oath with me to amend for your past sin by doing good deeds and promise to end oh ot to do any more evil deeds after you're free. The shinagami said interesting but being good is not my thing. Kurama said the kid will help you take down that S-rank shinobi that you are pissed at. Shinagami said who Narut asked. I tell you later but for now help me out here. He replied to Narudo before returning his attention to the caobi. Well, the Shinagami asked, "Good, but no." Kurama countered. I give you more bunnies to eat and add some different flavors that are both ramen and non- ramen in taste. Narudo added, "Keep going." An interested fox said. "I will make the kid stronger and you have the most powerful host as your partner." "And Candy, I'm not a little kid." "Women?" Nope. Men, I don't swing that way. Hi. Now you guys are just making things up. Disneyland. How the hell do you know about that place? How about you help me prank peoples that are mean to me? Haha. Having people suffer unimaginable pain and humiliation is the ultimate form of entertainment. Okay, you have yourself a deal. Kurama agreed with an evil smile on his face. Kurama, I think you have a lot of unresolved issues to deal with, but for now, let's move on to the next issue at hand. Narudo, as you know now, the fourth Hokag was unable to kill Kurama here, so he was left with no choice but to seal him in you. The Shinagami said as Narut nodded in response. However, he couldn't seal all of the fox's chakra. So, the fourth summoned me to seal half of it in him and the other half in you. But while I was there, I wasn't careful about controlling my power. So, when Kurama was being sealed in you, some of my essence got sealed into you, giving you a little bit of my ability. Are you just being lazy again? Kurama huffed. Ability? You mean how I can see spirits and weird stuff? Narudo asked. Yes, but there is more to it than that and my minion here will tell you all about it. The Shinagami said as a black bird appeared in front of him. I'm not your minion. I'm your employee. Don't make me call the union on you. The bird ranted before turning to the blonde boy. Anyways, hi Narudokun. I used to be a Konaha ninja when I was alive. But after I died, I made a deal to be a reaper, a middleman for the Shinagami, the bird said. Why? Narudo asked. I can't tell you why right now because of a certain reason also because of that ray. Son, I can't tell you my real name either. So until that time, you can call me Crow, he answered. So because of the situation you are in, I decided to help you grasp your ability. In return, you have to work for me. The Shinagami said, "But I want to be a ninja, then fulfill my dream of becoming the Hokage," Narut stated. "Oh, you can still do those things. What I'm asking from you won't interfere with your dream. I'm just asking you to do a few tasks for me when you have the time," the Shinagami responded smoothly. "What would I be doing for you?" Nar asked. You will be helping any SP irits with any task that they need help with and help the spirits of the dead with any unfinished business so they can move on to the afterlife. Once you get stronger, I want you to help me hunt down and certain immortals that are foolish enough to believe they can escape me. You don't need to worry about that right now. Most likely, you will cross paths with them eventually, he answered. Sure, Annit makes me strong and awesome sounds good to me. Narudo replied. Okay, let me make a few adjustments to the seal to make things a little easier for you now and I will start working on craft in a body for the fox with his yin chakra. Once that is done, there will be more things for you to do. So until then, Crow here will tell you about your unique ability, the Shinagami said before he left. So let me tell you about your abilities, or should I say keek Jenke since you can pass it to your descendants. Also, I should tell you about the kek jenke you got from the fox as well. Crow said. Keek jenke naro asked. It looks like I have a lot to explain. So, let's begin. Crow side. Om tilda Q&A with Narut. Crow and Kurama. Tilda. So, why did you attack Konaha for anyway? Narudo asked. Hm. I think I will tell you when you become a jennon. Kurama replied. Why does the shinagami eat a person's soul for? Narudo asked. The gateway to the afterlife is in the bowels of the Shinagamis stomach. Crow answered. Okay. Oh hey, you are sealed in my gut, right? Narudo asked. Don't remind me. Kurama huffed. And we are in my mind, right? Narudo continued. Yes, we are. Where are you going with this? Narudokun. Crow asked. Well, I know that I sometimes tend to think with my stomach at this. Kurama chuckled. But Narut continued while ignored the fox. How come I can talk to the fox in my mind when he's in my gut? Quote ellipsus quote quote ellipsis quote quote ellipsis quote I'm not sure Narutkun Crow answered I have no idea Kurama replied h mind link crow suggested how the chakra network is set up added pocket universe astral projection magic 42 well I guess it is just one of those life mysteries that we will never know crow concluded you mean like where babies come from Nar asked Actually, that's one of those. We will tell you when you were older things, Crow said, "And I can't wait to see the brat's face when he finds out." Kurama chuckled. See, Haptor 2 Tilda even in death, the hero have to save the princess Tilda. The infirmary inside the Hokag tower. Nar woke up with Cloud and Crow next to him. "Yeah, Narukun is alive. And best of all, we have a new friend to play with," said a spirited cloud cheered. I'm glad to know that my life comes second to meeting new people for you. Nar dead pant. Well, if you do die, then you will just end it up as a ghost and we will still be friend. Cloud said with a smile. But I will be dead. Nar said trying to get his point across. So it not like I'm going to discriminate against you due to your state of existence, Cloud responded. That not the point? Narside. Just then the third Hokag here is in Seru Tobi steps in to check up on Narut. A Nar, you're finally awake. I sorry for what happened. Pen and will do everything in my power to make sure it won't happen again. Anyway, how are you feeling right now? The thr asked. I'm fine, Gigi, and thanks for worrying about me. I appreciated it, Narut responded. Think nothing of it. It is my job to take care of all the people within this village, said Serbi. Then he turned his head and saw Crow. That is an unusually pet you have there. Will you be able to take care of it? Narrow. Quote, "He can see you. A shock Narudo asked, "Yes, he can see me. Why wouldn't he?" Crow responded, "Aren't you like dead, therefore a spirit?" He stated, "Yes, but I a lso work for Shinagami Sama as a reaper, therefore given certain privilege such as having a physical form that can be seen by those in the physical world." Crow answered. Nar, are you taking to the bird and what do you mean by it being dead? Serbi asked though in this form because they can't communicate with spirits. So for them it will be like speaking to any other animal therefore they wouldn't understand anything I say. Crow added so what do we do now? Narudo asked we can tell him the truth from what I remember of the third I believe him to be trustworthy. Crow said okay there's something I have to tell you and I don't want other to know about it yet. So can we keep it a secret between us? Nar asked. Sure, let me seal the room so no can eavesdrop on our conversation. Serbi said as he began to seal the room began. Okay, let starts with letting you know I know about Kaobi no kitsun being seal in me. Naro stated what? Who told you? asked an angry hokage. No told me I met him when I pass out along with the shinagami said Nar as he began to tell the hokag of the meeting between the shinagami kurama and him a few minute later. So that what happened? Nar finished after a few minutes of explanation. So you gain a keek jenke from both the kaobi and the shinagami. So what exactly can they do? Serbi asked. From what see? Ro sensei told me the kitsune noashi fox healing that I got from Kurama give me an amazing healing ability that range from a slightly increase in regeneration to resistance to most poison as foe are the shinagami nourono gift of the death god that I got from the shinagami. It allow me to communicate see and sense the spirits around me but that part of it true potential. Narudo said true potential? Serbi asked. Crow sensei told me that the true purpose of it is to allow me to connect with a targeted soul in order to understand it from its perspective. So in a battle, I can know how my opponents think and feel. Then once I am connected to the targeted soul, I'm able to manipulate it to affect the mind, body, and spirit of my opponent. Though what that entitle is still unknown to me, me and Crow sensei are still trying to figure it out. But once we do, I will tell you, Narut said, "That is truly an amazing ability you have there," Nar. The Hokag mused. Yeah, it great and all. However, Cro Sensei told me that I need to train hard to master it and also to not heavily depend on it and work on my other skill if I want to be an uber ninja like he was. Nar added, "That is some good method to follow." The Hokag said. The next day, Narudo, followed by Crow and Cloud, were walking past the bath house on their way to the ninja academy when he noticed the bottom half of a body sticking out of the wall of the female side of the hotring. You don't see a wall with a pair of legs everyday now, do you? Nar mused. Aw, that was some nice anti-ootherrapeutic session. And I got to say that brunette have some nice see cup, said the blue spiky hair stranger with emerald green eyes as he pulled the top half of his body out of the wall. Hey, what the hell is wrong with you? Crow shouted. Yeah, you tell him. Crow sensei. Nar agreed. Henti. Henti. All of three of you are hentai. Nar said with his eye twitching as he pointed a finger at them. The stranger stared at Nar. Nar stared back. Ellipsis ellipsis. You can see me? The stranger asked. Yes, Narut replied. So, you possess the shinagami nouron no right? The stranger asked again. Yes. Nar replied again. Yahoo. I can finally pass on my legacy. The stranger shouted. There's no way I'm letting you turn me into a peeping tom. Nar said while crossing his arms. No know that come later on. W t I'm passing on to you now as my jutsuus especially those based around the shinogami no ookurimono so followed me my young new apprentice and we will begin you torture air I mean your training the stranger replied actually I have to get to the academy now and also I'm not allowed to talk to stranger nor follow them anywhere Nar said don't worry about that what you learn in the aka demi is pretty much useless for being a ninja for the most part and as for the stranger danger it doesn't apply to you because You were an orphan. The stranger commented in response. Narudo sat down and in the corner of Wo and cried anime tears saying I know I'm an orphan, but that doesn't mean that it doesn't hurt when people bring it up. Jerk. He Naru Kun<unk>s eyes are making raindrop. Cloud giggle as teardrop fall on him. Harsh man harsh. Crow added. Oh my gosh, he's going emo. I must take drastic measure to stop his emo breakdown. Niss no jenjutsu. Tobuino no buojutsu false reality boot to the head technique said the stranger as he threw a knife made entity out of chakra and when it hit Nar it causes a boot to appeared out of nowhere and slam into his face leaving a shoe imprint on his face haha that was classic Kurama laughed in Narut mind shut up Nar responded hey this is the only entertainment I get it not like there's cable TV in here anyway get me some beef flavor ramen rabbit I like Take a snack with my show, Kurama said. Fine here, jerk. Nar replied as he went back to deal with the stranger. Ouch. What the hell? That hurts. And where did that boot come from? And where did it go? But most importantly, why the hell is there a knife sticking out of my back? Nar yelled. The knife will disappear when I cancel the jutsu. As for everything else, let go somewhere private to talk. People are beginning to look at you like you are crazy and might send you to a mental institution. He replied, "Yeah, like you want to talk?" Nar mumbled a he looked around and saw that people were looking at him strangely. He then he nodded and began to follow the stranger in a deserted training ground. "Okay, before we started our conversation, can you please get rid of this knife in my back?" Naro said, "Oh yeah, sorry. I forgot about that there." the stranger said innocently as he canceled the jutsu. Nar glared at him. Okay, let's<unk> start off by introducing ourselves, you go first whisker. The stranger said, "My name is Narut Uzuaki. The bird is named Crow and this ball of sunshine is named Cloud." "And if you don't start telling me how to get you to go to the afterlife, I going to find a priest to exercise you," Narut said, continuing to glare at him. Yaso, my name is Nashi and I possess the Shinagami nouron no too. Nanchi said, "You have the Shinagami essences seal in you too." Narudo asked, "What? No, what actually happened to me was I was exposed to a strong concentration of the Shinagami's essences when I was in close approximately now I'm kind of stuck with it. Nashi responded. Yeah, that sound like something that the Shinagami would cause, Crow added. As for the reason why I haven't move on, it is because of two reasons. The first I need to pass on my jutsu and legacy to someone because I die before I could do that. And the second is that there's a princess that I have to save from an evil spirit that kidnapped her about 100 year ago and has recently been reported to be cited around here. Anyway, about the jutsu's eye. Wait a 100 years, Nar interrupted. Yeah, 100 year. Anyway, back to the jutsu. Nashi said trying to change the subject. It been a 100year and you still have not been able to rescue her. Narudo dead pant. Um, there were a lot of key items to collect, Nashi said, looking away. Liar. Naruat yelled. Mini bosses. Nar stared at him with a disbelief look on his face. I got lost. Nar continued to stare. I hit a glitch. Will you tell me already? Okay, okay, T. He truth is that I was busy peeking at every town, village, and city I stop at during my quest. Nashi admitted as Narut face fault. Him being invisible and intangible to the world makes it great for peeking. Crow nodded his head in an understanding mood. Naked girl or fun girls, Cloud said jumping for joy. Aerosation curvy spirit, Narut muttered. Hi, my name is Nashi. Nashi stated. Hi Nashi. Crow and Cloud said together. I am a pervert and it been 25 minutes since I done something perverted. Said Nashi. This is not pervert anonymous. So find help for your problem somewhere else. Naruto deadpand. So back to our discussion. The jutsuus I developed for the shinogami nokurimono based on the aspect of the manipulating the targeted soul and follow the three basic street. Y the nis no jenjutsu false reality affecting the mind the soul perceive. Fo noroy curse vessel affecting the body the soul inhabits. Sean okawasu mono spirit breaker affecting the very soul itself. The boot to the head that you experience early today. Narudo growled. remembering about the incident was due to the noun jenjutsu style. From the connection I made with you, I was able to alter your perception of reality, forcing your mind to experience an illusion of my choice. Similar to jenjutsu, which in this case is a flying boot to the head. However, unlike jenjutsu, these ema jess are not just false image that led the body to believe that it is just in pain, but trick the mind to believe the body is actually being physical attack and harm causing actually physical damage to the body. The bruise there on your face is proof of that. Okay, but what about the chakra knife that you throw at me? Not only did it not hurt me, but I have no cut mark from it. Nar observed. T had because I didn't want it to happen, but if I did, I could. However, it did serve a purpose to the jutsu. Also, to calling it a chakra knife is a bit incorrect because I don't use chakra. Nashi said, "What? What do you mean you don't use chakra?" Nar asked. What I mean is that I can't use it because I'm dead. So no living body, no physical energy to mix with spiritual energy. So like you're frying dcloud. I replace physical energy with natural energy from the air and ground around me. Though since your friend is a wind elemental, it is easy for him to draw from the air than the earth and use it to mix it with the spiritual energy to create its spiritual essence to perform the judu. But when you learn these jutsu, you will use regular chakra. As for the purpose of the knife, they serve as receiver to focuses on the intended target. As you know, even when you are connected to a target soul, you are still aware of the other souls and spirits around you. So, you're connected to them on some level. S oh, the illusion is not only seen or hear by the target, but also by other around you. So to prevent other from suffer unnecessary injury, the chark knife for use because when you're cast a jutsu, you pour some of your soul into it. That why you emotional stated sometime affect the strength of jutsu. Therefore, the essence of the jutsu is in sync with the essence in the knife that spread out all over the target when it hit them. So, the jutsu know who toffected, Nashi explained. Wow, that cool. How about the other two styles? Narudo asked. Well, the fo noroy is the power to manipulate the state of the body. The possibility of this include diminish the strength of your opponent while augmenting the strength your allies and transferring the damage you and your allies receive to your opponent. And finally, the seashan kowasu mono style. This one literally strike at a person will to fight affecting the emotional state of your opponents causing them to feel from everything to hopeless fear to pure bliss. Nashi finished. Awesome. Okay, teach me. Teach me. An excited Narudo begged. Okay, holds your horse. We will start with the basic and work our way up, Nashi said. Fine. So, what do we start with? Narudo asked. Well, the logical but boring way to go about this is to start with chakra control mainly due to the fact that the large amount of chakra you possessed from having th e fox seal in you make it very difficult to gain control of it. Nashi pondered. Narudo groaned at that. But I think we can do that after we do it the fun way first. Nashi said with an evil smirk. Which is a scared Narudo asked. Oh, just an evaluation to see where you are at by bombarding you with a whole lot of noo jenjutsu tobu no jutsu false reality boot to the head tnique to see how many of it you can dodge and how long you can last. Nashi said with a evil grin yak kick the naru game. Cloud cheered as Narudo tried to escape death by footwear. Om tilda Narudo training plans. Tilda Crow and Cloud since were training Narudo san in the way of the ninja. Then we must come up with a creative way to torture him for our entertainment. Nashi said, "Um, you know, I write here." Nar said, "Yeah, that's a great idea." Crow said, "New game for Nukun." Cloud said, "Do you guys have selective hearing or something?" Nar deadpanned. First thing on the list is a daily booth to the head to start the day off. Nashi started. Why am I not surprised here? Nar sighed. Let tie him up and hang him from a tree. Then beat him with a stick until he learn how W to do the Nanuk no jutsu rope escape technique. Crow added randomly attacks Narukun with sharp pointy things. Vital points are worth a 100 point. Cloud said innocently. Not you guy too. Narudo said with anime tears. Good. Good. I going to add a booth to the head for motivation. Nashi added. What with your obsession with injuring my head with footwear? Narut said in the corner of Wo and from the look of it another booth to the head to treat any possible emo syndrome. Nashi said orgonal jutsu list noun jenjutsu tobu no buto no jutsu false reality boot to the head technique rank d description a shinagami no ourimono gift of the death god ke jenke gag jutsu kab boot to fly and hit the target's face used to mock cause pain motivation treat m o syndrome of the target but mostly used for laughs chapter 3 tilda getting schooled and getting stabbed are both painful. Tilda in Naruto's apartment. After an evening of being painfully bludgeoned by boots of death f or hours, Narut woke up the next morning bruise and sore as he entered the kitchen to be greeted by Nashi, Crow, and Cloud. Good morning, champ. Hurry up and eat breakfast so that I can take you to school on my way to work, said Nashi while sitting down and reading a newspaper. Narut Ni Chan, you better work hard when you are in school if you want to be as cool and amazing as your own nichin now. Crow lectured. Arf arf bacon cloud barked. Isn't it a little early for all this craziness? Nar deadpanned as he made some instant ramen for breakfast. Nope, all three of them said together. So, what are all three of you really going to do today? Narudo asked. Well, while you are in class one, we'll try to find heaven on earth, also known as the hidden Kunoichi hotring, said Nashi with a nosebleleed. Then we will continue your training. What about trying to find that princess of your Narudo asked? Oh, she waited for 100 years. A few day won't matter that much, Nashi answered. She didn't wait for 100 years, Baka. Nar muttered. I'm going to check on how my old clan is doing and then join you in class halfway through. Crow said, "You're from a clan. What is it like?" Narudo asked, "It pretty much like any other clan. All the elders has a major stick up their ass." Crow said, "And I'm going to class with Narukun and blow air behind people's ears for fun." Cloud added at the academy. Once again, Naro failed the exam given with question that no one in class could have answered and teachers continued to sabotage or plain out ignored him. Nar was eating his moldy old bread alone with Cloud when they met Crow again. So, how was your day so far? Crow asked. No one tried to kill me. So, okay so far, he stated. How about you? How was your day? Narudo asked. Fine. The elders still have a stick up their butt. What's up with your lunch? Crow inquired. It was the only few thing anyone is willing to sell me. Narudo stated. It seemed like we have to teach you how to do the hen no jutsu transform technique to fool people so you can buy better things. Crow pondered. Think that will help out a lot. Narudo said no problem. We better head ba ck to class and see what we need to fix for you in your training. Crow said as they enter the building. People spotted Crow on Naruto's shoulder. Hey, you are not allowed to bring wild animal in here. Said the teacher. It's not a wild animal. It my ninja bird Nar responded. Yeah, right. The teacher said back it true. He ka's family have ninja dogs so it possible for me to have ninja bird. Nar replied back. Fine, he responded angrily and muttered. Stupid demon brat under his breath. I bet it is lame and can't do anything at all. One of the students said do something. Narudo whispered to Crow. Crow went and picked up a pen and dropped it front of a dark-haired girl with white eyes with a tint of lavender. When Narut looked at her, she blushed for reason he couldn't understand. See, I am an awesome bird trainer. Nar bragged. After class was over, all of his classmates were being picked up by their family members. Nar Crow and Cloud spotted Nashi motioning them to follow him. After walking for a few minutes, they ended up near the edge of a large forest. So, how was your day? Narudo asked, "I found the holy land, the hidden Kunoichi hot spring is truly heaven on earth. I feel fulfilled in my afterlife, and now I can move on to the great beyond with no regret," said Nashi with animate tears flowing from his eyes and a spotlight shunning on him as an angel version of him left his body. Is it ascending to heaven even though he already dead and therefore a spirit himself? Is he using noun jingjutsu on us? Nar asked with a sweat drop. I don't know, but it is better to not to ask. Crow responded. So, what useful thing have they been teaching the kid? Nashi asked. Nothing. The thing they taught is either useless or going to get him killed in the field. Crow said, causing Nar look downcast at that. Don't look so down. We will beat everything we know into you and make you a great ninja, even if it kills you. Nashi said something. Tell me that you mean that in a literally sense. Nar deadpanned. Anyways, let's go get you some tool of the trade and maybe find a weapon for you to master. Nashi said, "How no one would sell me anything in this village unless it is in bad condition and if they do it is highly overpriced and I'm really short on money because I also have pay for the other overpriced necessity." Narut said bitterly. That why I came up with a great idea of going into the forest of death to scavenge some stuff that past ninja lost or no longer have any use for. But my advice for you is to ignore any dead body you see. Nashi said in an excited tone. How is going into a big scary forest with death in it name a good idea? It is kind of oh I don't know suicidal. Naro said a little bit unease about the grinning Nashi. But that what being ninja is all about doing stupid stuff that can get you killed. Said a cheerful Nashi which caused Narut stare at him. You don't have to worry. I can still use jutsu to handle anything that come our way. Nanchi side. Beside we are having you train with the shinagami nokurimono by using it to not only be aware of any danger that nearby but also talk your way out frown own being eaten by any carnivores animal you will encounter because the shinagami no ourimono allow you to communicate with animal on a spiritual level. What if they want to eat me regardless of what I said? Narudo asked well you can always run away anyway let head out. Nashi said, "I going to die and he going to kill me?" Nar muttered over and over again as they head into the forest. In the forest of death, after wandering around the forest, Nar collected a decent set of canai, shuriken, ninja wire, and a quality ninja pouch. Rie, we got some booty to dig up. A hyperactive cloud said, "Look like we got you some decent set of ninja tools, but can't seem to find a weapon you can specialize in." Nashi commented. Yeah, I know. Hey, Aerosation, I was wonder about something, Narut said. Hem, you give me a nickname. I like it. It really reflect me perfectly. I'm so proud, said Nashi. Of course you are, you stupid perverted ghost. Nar muttered. Anyway, what do you have on your mind? Nashi asked. Well, we kind of deep in the forest and I was wonder if you know how to get back when we done here. Narudo asked. Nashi just stared at Narudo and then look away, ignoring the question. We're<unk> lost, aren't we, Nar dead panned. We can't leave until we find you a weapon, Narokun, Nashi said, ignoring Naruto's question. Don't worry, Narokun. I can fly above the tree to see where we have to go in order to get back, Crow reassured Nar. So, you guys are looking for a weapon for the little one there. If that true, then I know where one is, said a new voice. They turned around and saw a small human shape being made out of wood wearing a flower hat with branch-like antler sticking out of it head moss and leaf cover clothing and it was holding a large leaf like it was an umbrella. Hi, I'm Nar and this is Crow Cloud and Nashi but he a pervert so I just called him Aerosation and proud of it. Nashi shouted. So who are you? Narudo asked. My name is Tree and I am one of the many spirit that affiliate itself with plant life that tends to inhabit the forest. And as I was saying, if you were looking for a weapon I know where one at H over if you can wield it or not is up to you. Tree said, really? So will you show us where it is? Nashi asked. Yes, if you help me with my task, Tree said. What kind of task? Narudo asked. Man, this feel like an RPG doing mini quest to get a rare items. Planting stuff. We plant spirits like places with a lot of vegetation. So doing such task helps us a lot. Tree said, "Well, at least I don't have to slay a dragon." Nar said, "H instead of doing that, why don't you just become one of Nukun familiar? Then you can have him do thing for you when he not busy like he does for me." Cloud said, "Can I really do that?" Tree asked. Yeah, I'm Nukun familiar and he play game with me because he promised to play with me when he can. Cloud said, "I thought it was because you won't leave me alone." Narut deadpant. Same thing. Cloud innocently replied. Okay, I don't mind. From now on, I am your familiar and I will assist you in any way that I can. Tree said, "Okay, I fine with that," Narut replied. "Yeah, a new friend to play with," Cloud cheered. "Follow me and I will show where the weapon is at," Tree said as he began to walk away. After about an hour of walking, they came to a clearing in the forest. In the middle of it, there was a staff as black as night sky stick out of it. There it is. It was forges out of a dark ore that fall from the heaven and ashes from a very ancient and mystical tree. So know how much damage it receives, it will repair itself back to its original form. Legend said it once belonged to a great warrior that was able to defeat his enemies even after he'd been long dead. All there is left to do is place your hand on it and be judged. tree said. Yep, definitely feel like an RPG, Narut said as he walked up to it and placed his hand on it. Then everything went black. You seek to wield me, but in order for that to happen, I must see into your heart to see if you are worthy to wield me, said a female voice. He looks around for the source of tea. He voiced but found nothing and could only see him, the staff, and the blackness around him. You bear a great burden and face a lot hated and loneliness. Yet you don't let it taint your heart, but deal it head on. You seek strength for recognition. That is not a bad reason. However, it is not the best reason either. But you still young and still have a lot of time to live and grow. Stubborn, not very bright, ramen obsessive. Hey, don't diss the ramen, Nar exclaimed. But possess a strong will and a pure heart. Well, as pure as it can be in a world like this. For these reason, I deem you worth to wi eld me. But if you become my master, I ask only one thing from you, and that is to always hold on to the strength and will that you have in your heart that you currently have right now," the voice finished off. "Okay," Nar said. The blackness seemed to fade, and Nar returned to where he was with the staff in hand. But at the head of the staff, there was a light blue blade made of chakra sticking out of it. "Now then a seal appeared on Nar right hand, and his new sythe disappeared into it. If you ever need to wield me, called me by the name, you earn me." Mugan no sora endless sky for the potentia l you possess is as endless as the sky above you beside all the hero do it when they take out their kick-ass weapon the voice told him how not a bad choice kind of symbolic considering why oh you are an agent of death and it look badass nashi said so the soul of that s decided to choose you to be it master right tree asked yeah I also made a promise with her when she chooses me and hopefully I won't disappoint her in the end. Narudo said her ha. So how does she rate on a scale of hotness? Nashi asked with a leerous grin. Narukun and Sythean sitting in a tree k I s i ng. Cloud singed. Cloudkun. It is not like that an arrow station. Keep your perverted thought to yourself. Beside I haven't se heard her voice. Narudo said you haven't seen me yet. Muggin no. Sora whispered. Ah, but you're my student, and as my student, I am supposed to pass everything that I know on to you, including my perverted ways. Nashi pouted. Not happening, Nar responded. Hey guy, it is kind of getting dark, so I think now will be a good time to head back, Crow said trying to stop their arguments. Yeah, the kid needs his sleep for tomorrow since it is th e weekend and we got all day to torture him, said Nashi. You enjoy my pain too much, you sadist. Nar grumbled as they headed back. The next day at a random training ground. Nashi had Nar s started working on his chakra control by doing the leaf concentration exercises. However, due to Naruto's short attention span, it wasn't going well until Nashi literally beat it into him to the point he does it naturally. Next, he began on the tree climbing exercises. And after a few minute where Narut only got a foot or two off the ground, Nashi called for his attention. Now that you gotten better on using you chakra well somewhat better than before. I can now tell you what I planned for your training. Nashi said you mean that causing me unnecessary pain was not a part of your plan. Narudo dead pant know that part of the fun that come with training you anyway. From the look of it it seemed that you will most likely never be able to do a normal bunch no jutsu clone technique. Nashi said what? Nar shouted. I know. I know you need to learn that to pass to be a genon that why we going to replace it with the cage bunch no jutsu shadow clone technique and I chose that technique for a reason. First off, usually cage bunchen shadow clone technique is dangerous to learn due to how much chakra need to make one. But because of your large chakra reserve, you can make a low tea with no problem. But we will start off small. Secondly, because you will gain the memory of the clone when it dispels, it will be useful for training. Lastly, it will also help make your reserve grow EV and more making you a chakra monster and on the plus side, there will be more of you to torture. Nashi stated, so I can learn a lot of thing faster, said Narut, ignoring the promise of torture. Yeah, but you still have to work hard. Now, once you are able to make cage bunch shadow clone technique, I want you to make up to nine clones to train with me. I shall up the number as time goes on. Ocwee, get up to nine clone. I want two of them to train with me to master the shinogami nourono gift of the death god kek jenke and the jutsu that are based around it. Another two to train in basic ninja skill with croan. Another two to learn some wind jutsu with cloud [ __ ] And two to learn some earth and water jutsu from treecoun because you can't rely on one element only. As for the last clone, he will continue chakra control exercises while you will train your body to build up your strength and speed. With the cage bunch shadow clone technique, you can train all day while sending a clone to attended the academy. Nashi said, "Work for me," Narut stated. Good. Let get this done so we can continue your personal hell. Nashi said with a smirk. After an hour of trying in Nan Ashi using the niece no jenjitsu causing boots, chibi penguin and all sort of strange object to strike Narudo for motivation, he was finally able to master the cage bunch nojutsu shadow clone technique. Om tilda gardening with tree [ __ ] tilda in the forest of death. Because Narudo had some free time and with nothing to do we find him with crow cloud and tree in the forest of death planting some exotic plants. Nashi was off peaking at the hot spring once again. Thank for doing this task for me Narut sama tree said. Yan and with you coming with us it is way safer coming here than before. Naro said well since my kind are like the guardian of the forest creature tends respect us and leave those with us alone. It was kind of lucky you didn't die before. Tree stated. I know. So, what kind of plant are we planting here? Narudo asked. Just one of the many man-e-ing plants that are found within the forest of death. Tree responded nonchalant. I know you spirits don't have to worry about self-preservation. However, I do and growing something that can end up eating me doesn't seem to agree with my survival instinct. Nar said, "Everything has a purpose in this world." Nar sama. just turn out that this plant purpose is to consume mankind. Tree calmly replied. I'm not questioning its existence. I'm questioning my well-being. Here, Nar dead panned. Suddenly, a strange blue teardrop shaped creature appeared right in front of them. What the hell is that? Nar exclaimed, pointing at the creature. It is a level five slime. Kill it and earn some gold. Tree stated. A n slime is from Dragon Quests. I don't own it. Nar stared at Tree and then asked, "Is that thing made out of gold?" "No," Tree replied. "Then how will killing it get me gold? It doesn't make sense. This is not an RPG," Nar stated. "Since when does the ninja world make sense? They give kids as old as 12 the license to kill," Tree stated. "And give them nice, pointy, sharp object to play with," Crow added. "Hell, they even let you live by yourself without any kind of adult supervision," Tree said. Okay, I get the point. I will go and kill it. Beside I could use the money, Narut side. Go Narukun used inferost on it. Cloud cheered. Chapter 4 till the heartbreak are worth a thousand songs but not a record deal. Tilda different language. On the way to the academy, a 10-year-old Narut along with Cloud Tree Crow and Nashi were walking to the academy. Nashi, who still hadn't broken the habit, was only there to chat with them until they reached the academy. Then he would head out to do something perverted again. Nar had been trained by his four friends, teachers for years, to the point that his skills right now could earn him the rank jennon if he wanted. "Now that you got the basics down, we will move on to more advanced stuff. Although we will still work on the basics from time to time, so you won't forget them." Nashi said, "That is a sound plan. I was actually going to teach you some sealing techniques, said Crow. You're a seal master? Narudo asked. Yes. Crow replied. You are required to learn it if you become a reaper working under Shinagami Sama and we are considered the best at it. Hopefully, you learn enough that you can create a medium through which cloud and tree can interact in the physical world. Yahoo. More wind attacks for Narukun and flying. Cloud cheers. Flying? Narudo asked. Magic and pixie dust. Believe in them and you can soar toward the sky. Narukun Cloud sings. Note to self, never give Cloudkun sugar if he ever gains the ability to eat food, Narudo said with a sweat drop. From me, you will learn more earth and water techniques. Also, I will teach you some exercises to draw water from the environment and atmosphere, plus how to shape the G round to gain some field advantage. Narut sama tree added, "We started on shape transformation starting from one dimension up to three dimensions shape to get you to make those chakra knives and will come in handy to shape the blade on the mugen nosora so that you not only limited to sythe and staff mode." Nashi said, "Also speaking of muggan nosora, I was planning to teach you two different taijutsu styles. one best for close combat and the other for utilizing the mugan no sororo which I will teach you first so you can get you some practice with it and to get you used to using that weapon. Yeah, we need to hang out more Naruto [ __ ] said muggan in Naruto's head. All these extra skills will be good for you if your enemies ever discover your kek Jenke's weakness. Always have a backup plan. Nashi told him ha the shinagami knowurimono have weaknesses. Narudo asked. Yes, everything has its own limitation and nothing is absolute. Though I thought by now you had figure d one of them out from all the time you saw me use the shinagami nourono. The first weakness is due to the chakra knife or whatever you use as a receiver is limited by how long they can stay on the target. So you can only affect the target until you cancel the receiver or until the essence that your chakra speared inside your opponent is filtered out. The other weakness is the strength of your opponents will compared to yours. If your opponent's will is stronger, they can break the effect of the shinagami nourono. However, you are really stubborn. I doubt that you will have to worry about it much. Nashi explained. So, as long as I never give up and never let my opponent break my will, they can't overcome the shinagami nourono. Narudo asked, "Yes. Now, about your graduation plan. Not only do I want you to graduate around the same time as everyone in your age group, but to also be the dead last or at least pass with an average grade instead of rookie of the year or anywhere near the top of the class. You should have Aruka as your teacher, who is the first teacher to treat you fair and equal, said Nashi. You want me to do this for a reason, right? Nar inquired. Yes. Being the dead last, when are you truly the rookie of the year is more advantageous because it will cause others to underestimate you and when you reveal your true skills, it will be too late for them. ND cost them their victory, Nashi explained. So the title of rookie of the year is stupid because it shows your true strength to everyone and goes against what being a ninja is all about, which is deception, Narudo said. Yep, you really are learning. Anyway, I got naked ladies to look at so off to school with you guys or else I send the flying monkey after you like I did for the teacher that came before Uruka. Nashi threatened. Huh? I thought that we drugged him, dressed him in drag and sent him to one of those special bars where he got traumatized enough that he ended up in a long-term therapy program forcing him to quit his job just because he trying to kill me. Narudo mused. Haha. His girly scream and face of terror and humiliation will be forever carved in my memory, said Kurama in Narut mind. Seriously, Kurama, you have problems, but as long as those 101 flavored bunnies and pranks keep the village from being destroyed, I really don't care. Narudo sighed. Ninja have therapists? Cloud asked. I think they have psych evaluators to make sure most ninja don't go kamicazi on missions. Tree responded. You know, we kind of got that drug a bit too easily, though. It was supposed to be for poison techniques, which is important for Ninja, but still, drug control is a bit bad around here, Crow added. If we did that to him, then who did I send that flying monkey to? Nansi pondered. With the identity of the flying monkey victim on his mind, Nashi went to seek nude women while the rest headed toward class. in the classroom. When Narut entered the classroom, he saw the die lee occurrence of fandrols drooling over the emo king known as Sasake. Sasakekun, please go out with me, screamed all his fandrols at once. Hn. No, said Sasake as he turned away and began to brood. All his fangirls looked downcast while thinking. Sasake [ __ ] is so cool. One of these downcast fangirls was Naruto<unk>'s crush, Sakura Haruno, and in an attempt to gain her friendship, he tried to cheer her up. "Hey, Sakura Chan, don't look so down." "Sasuke Tm is an idiot for not seeing what a great girl you were and taking you out on a date," Narut said. In an alternative universe where Sakura Haruno was not a blind obsessed fan girl, she saw the kindness in Naruto's word and befriended him. However, in this universe, that was not the case as she felt that Narudo had insulted her precious Sasuke. N and she turned her frustration of being rejected on him. Shut up, Narut Baka. You are so annoying. And don't you dare insult Sasukeon. He is handsome, cool, talented, and aha, the greatest clan in Konaha. While you are a dead last useless loser, orphan nobody, and should do what all the villagers said you should do. Be useful and go lay down in a hole somewhere and just die. Do me one favor and don't ever bug me again. She growled. While some of his classmate thought that was cruel and others were indifferent, most of Sasuke's fandrols showed their support in hope of getting Sasake's attention which he ignored again. However, for Narut, the thought of starting a friendship with Sakura, who he believed to understand his loneliness because he thought she felt same loneliness by being bullied by the other student, ended there as his heart began to break. Okay, Haruno San I will leave you alone and shall never bug you again. Narudo said looking at her with fake smile but eyes devoid of all emotion. Not that she never notices and went to sat down somewhere away from her. For the rest of the class, Narudo was quiet and never spoke a word. That went on for days causing Aruka and his friends to worry. But when they asked if he was okay, he always responded that he was in an emotionless tone and went back to being silent. During his training session with Nashi, Crow Cloud, a ND tree, he would work quietly and endless on the task. Nashi finally had enough and decided to do something. Okay, what's wrong with you, kid? Nashi asked. Nothing. So, what am I going to do for my training? Narudo responded. For 2 weeks, you will do no training, but try to find a hobby to occupy your time. Nashi sighed. I don't need a hobby. What I need is to train and learn jutsu to be. Come a ninja, Nar responded emotionlessly. I'm your teacher and you will do as I say, Nashi told him. Nar glared at him and walked away. When he was gone, Nashi asked the others about Naruto's behavior. Well, he's been like that since that Sakura girl dumped him. Crow said, "We tried to cheer him up and told him there are other fish in the sea, but it didn't work," said Tree. Yeah, Shaw. RKS in Wales 2 said Cloud trying to be helpful but failing. So, do you think he is going emo again? Crow asked. No, this is something different. He's becoming an emotionless machine, a robot Nar. There is something more going on here. I will go talk to him and downgrade him into a human again, said Nashi as he got up to look for Nar. Hokag monument. After meeting with everyone, Na Rud walked to the top of the Hokag monument to clear his head. There he sat and entered his mindscape and stared at the sky in his mind. "Hey, Kit, so you got dumped. Get over it," said Kurama. "I didn't get dumped because we weren't dating. Are you trying cheer me up?" Nar asked. Well, your depressed self is more annoying than your normal self. Kurama stated. Kurramama is right. You really nay? Ed to get over whatever is bugging you and talking about it will help. So tell Kuraman Nan big brother and Muggin no Sora Nan big sister all about it said Muggin no Sora who appeared to be a blue-haired blue-eyed teenage girl in a black kimono with white flower decorations. Nissan Kurama asked staring at Muggin no Sora would you prefer oasisen mother? Muggan responded. Nissan it is Kurama quickly said you really should talk about what's upsetting you said Nashi appearing in his mind how did you enter my mind Narut asked a trick I learned while experimenting with the noun Jenjutsu style or magic whichever one you prefer anyway are you that upset that you got dumped or is there more to it than that asked Nashi I'm not upset about the fact that she dumped me because we weren't dating so therefore she didn't dump me it's what she said to me that is upsetting me. She practically told me to do everyone a favor and die telling me to die or go awa. Why, like the villagers do when they call me monster or demon and stare at me, eyes full of hate or fear like they have all my life because they think I'm the fox. I hate it and grow tired of it. I'm tired of being angry, tired of being alone, and mostly tired of not having any friends, family, or anyone that cares about me. Sure, I have you, crow, cloud, and tree, but none of you are alive or human. No offense, and Gigi never has time for me. It hurts so much that I just don't want to feel anything," Narut said with tears falling down his face. "Those idiot villagers. If I could, I would grind our bones for thinking I'm a weak and pathetic human." Kurama growled. This is not about you, you arrogant idiot, Mugan. Narudo, do you know why I act as crazy as I do? Nashi asked him. Becca, use you find it entertaining to mess with my mind. Narudo dead pant. Yes, but also because I couldn't do it all the time when I was alive. When I was alive, I always acted the way I thought my family wanted me to. How I thought my friends want me to. However, when I was with my him princess, I never acted as anything I was not. I always was my true crazy flawed pervert self around her and she never truly hated me for it. Though from time to time I tended to piss her off enough to beat me to bloody pulp which I don't regret but I do believe she enjoyed it a little too much that crazy saw dissed. Nashi said shivering at the memory of such beating. Nar's sweat dropped at him talking about his past. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah right. The thing is that after a 100 plus some years of being dead, I found out that I was the most happy when I was with her and I realized how stupid I was wasting my life pretending to be someone I was not and worrying about what others though te of me when there's someone who was happy with me the way I am and I was felt the same way too. What I'm trying to tell you is life is way too short to waste dwelling on bad things in your life. Sure, there will be times when you are sad or angry. When that happens, you can cry or go trash a training ground, then do something incredibly stupid or fun like I always do. So those negative emotions don't consume you and make you emotionally damaged or Cammy forbid. Emo really emos don't amount to anything. Narudokun, Nashi said, waving his index finger. Okay, I get it that you are prejudice against TMOs. I promise that I won't dress up in black with black eyeliner and lipstick. She Nar said good. That is the most important thing I can ever teach you. Anyway, back to what we were talking about. The thing is that pain is a part of life, especially the life of a ninja. However, you shouldn't ignore or forget about it, but learn to live with it because it is a part of who you are and how you handle it makes you who you are. Whatever you do, don't keep your heart closed because then you might miss that someone who can drown all your sorrows with an endless amount of happiness, Nashi said, ruffling Naruto's hair. So, the reason you told me to find a hobby was to give me time to deal with what I'm going though, Narut asked while fixing his hair. Yes, part of it is so you have time to heal. But I also want you to find things you might like to do. You may choose to be a ninja, but you can't always be a ninja 24/7. You need time to relax and be a normal person. So, you're allowed to be all sad and depressed for a few days, but by the end of the two weeks when we go back to training, I want you to have a fun hobby you like to do and be back to your crazy old self. Okay? Nashi asked. Nope. I won't go back to my old crazy self. Oh, no. I will be crazier than before. Like you said, life is too short to worry about what others think. And besides, after the way the villagers treated me, "It might be fun to get back at them by messing with their heads," Narut said with a grin. "Ah, there is my student that I love and know," said Nanchi with a smirk. "Well, it seems he will be okay," said Mugan. The next day, on the way to the academy, "Hey, Aerosation, I've been think of what you said about finding a hobby, and I came up with two, but could decide between them. So, I'm going to do them both, cooking and sewing. I chose cooking because as much as I like ramen, I guess I'm going to have to eat more than that. And as for sewing, I kind of don't like to walk around with so many holes on my clothes. I've also been thinking of what Crow said about having mediums for cloud and tree. So, I was thinking of making dolls or I mean action figures for them to possess. So, let's some cooking and sewing books before we head to school. Narudo said. Nar wants to study with books at the apocalypse. A Nashi screamed. Shut up. Nar stared at him. Sorry. Anyway, that's okay. You don't have to have only one hobby. You can have as many as you want. If you like, I can teach you some break dancing moves that you can integrate into your taiutsu. Nashi said, "Huh? I thought you said we're not doing any training for 2 weeks." Narudo asked, "We're<unk> not? But that does not mean that the things we learn outside of ninja training can't be used when we are being ninja." And the same can be said about the thing we learn inside of ninja training. Those skills are not limited to ninja tasks only. The first taijutsu style follows the same principle which is what skills you learn in life can be used in your fighting style, but we'll go more in depth when we come to it. Nashi said, "Okay, I could try it to see if it's fun or not." "Hey, can you guys also teach me something new?" Narut asked. "I'm good at music," Cloud said. And I can make some music instruments when you need some and give you gardening tips since you are helping me fill the world with plants. Tree added, "I was a prankster when I was alive, so I can teach you my prankster art like different ways to make stink bombs." Crow said, "Yeah, those sound fun, especially Crow's idea. I'm going to try them all." Nar said, "All right, see you guys after school while I go do my hobby of studying the female body." Nashi said as he separated from them. That's not a hobby, it's as a crime, muttered Nar. At the academy, Nar was sitting down in his seat reading a cookbook he purchased and looking through it to see what food looked good to make when he saw other people in the classroom staring at him. What? Nar asked everyone. Nar. Is that you? Aruka asked. Yes, answered a confused Nar. And you were reading a book of your own free will? Aruka asked again. Yes, answered a still confused Nar. Oh my Cammy, it is the apocalypse," screamed Aruruka. Narut's sweat dropped as everyone began to whisper. "I think you broke him with what you said to him last time, Sakura." Eno said as Sakura nodded in agreement. "Oh, come on. It's not that big of a deal," Nar groaned. "Don't worry, Nar. Everything will be all right," Anu, Uruka said. "What wrong?" The two masked Anbu replied as they showed up. "It's Nar he reading a book," said Uruka. It's the apocalypse, both Anbu said. Seriously, Narut groaned. Don't worry, Usuzu Maki San. We will take you to the Hokag and he<unk>ll figure out what's wrong, said one of the Anbu. Fine, but you got to carry me. I don't feel like running all the way there. I just got to class, said Narut. You want us to carry you like a lit le child? The ambu asked with a sweat drop. Yes, please, Naruo replied. The Anbu picked up Narudo and headed toward the Hokag Tower. What seems to be the problem here? The third asked. Usuzu Maki San was reading a book in class. One of Anbu replied. It is the apocalypse, said a palad Hokag. You too, Ojien. Narut sighed. Nar, are you okay? asked a concerned Hokag. Yes, I was reading this book because I wanted to learn how to cook. Now, since I was taken out of class to meet you, and if you don't have anything else to talk to me about, I think I'll skip class for the rest of the day, Narut said. Okay, it seemed like you are well enough and Aruka won't expect you back in class today anyway, said the Hokag. Great. Now, Anu, carry me outside, Narut asked with puppy dog eyes. He just couldn't help it. Piggyback riding ambu was just so fun. Everyone's sweat dropped at that. Then one of the ambu carried him out and so began Naruto's day of hobby exploring in the forest of death. Why oh you no coming here for so long and making friends with the forest critser made this place a nice place to be. Anyway, since class got cut short for me, let's<unk> start with my music lesson cloud. Narudo said he was funny how you freaked everyone by pretending to read a book, said Kurama in his mind. I wasn't pretending, Narudo replied. It is the apocalypse, Kurama said in fright. Oh, don't you start too, said Nar. So, what instrument do you want learn to play? Flute, violin, guitar, drum, or I can you help you with your vocals if you want to learn how to sing? Said cloud excitedly. You know what? I will just use cage bunch and no jutsu to learn it all and start a one-man band if this ninja thing doesn't work out and I can also start on my other hobbies too said Narut as he make clones and tree made his instrument. Here are the first instruments. I used some plant substance to substitute for the string because we don't have the real thing and I used some earth jutsu to shaw. Pay the ore for some of the drum part said tree. Okay. Me and some of my clones will stay a practice while one will follow you to look for place to start a garden and another will have Crow teach him some pranks, said Naro. A few hours later, so how was my first try? Narudo asked. Okay, but you still need a lot more practice to be able to perform for others, said Cloud. You friend is right, though you're not bad for a beginner, said a female voice. Nar turned around and saw a little girl with brown hair and amber eyes. Hi, you're dead right? Narudo asked. Narukun has no tact. He is a tactless master. Cloud said happily. That he is in you right. I am a ghost. My name is Uda and I heard from others that you can help me move on to the afterlife, said Uda. So what is it that is keeping you bound here? Narudo asked. Well, when I was alive, I always had to stay inside and never got out of my bed because of my illness. And it was that illness that took my life. But I always lick Ed to sing and everyone told me how beautiful my voice was. However, due to my illness, I never fulfilled my dream of being a performer. Uded said, "So if you perform for a concert of some sort, you can moron," said Nar. "Yes," she replied. "Okay, once I get better at playing these instruments, then I will set up a concert for you," said Nar with a smile. "Thank you. I will practice too until then," she said as she left. Elsewhere in the forest of death, Naruto's clone and tree were in a large meadow surrounded by a wall of trees except one spot where the trees bend to make a small opening for them to go through. This place is amazing. Not only can we have garden here, but it can be a secret base to hang out in. Naruto's clone said. Yes, this place is ideal for that. This will be where one of our gardens will be at. Anyway, have you decided what to plant yet? Nar sama asked tree. Well, a lot of different fruits and vegetables to eat would be good. The clone said to him, "That's good. And we might add some more fruits tree around here. Also, you should plant some herbs which help to make medicines or poisons." Tree added. That's a good idea. You should head back now and I will show the original this place. Said the clone as he is dispelled himself with another clone and crow. I will give the original some books on ceiling and tips that will be useful for pranks. But until tea et let me tell you about stink bombs said crow what is there to tell it explodes and makes everything smelly said Naruto's clone aw that wear you wrong there is more to it than that you have to consider many factors like the size of the explosion stink duration and level of stink also how adding certain substances will affect it said crow wow teach me teach me said the clone okay said crow as he began in the lecture with Nashi. So the kid freaked out his classmates and teacher by reading a book and got a half day ha. I'm so proud said Nashi smiling with anime tears. Suddenly he felt a familiar malevolent force emitting form the forest of death. So he is here now and is near the kid. I have to get there fast, he said as he raced to the forest. Back in the forest of death with Nar. Crow and Tree were coming back to meet up with Narudo and Cloud as they were still practicing. Hey guys, let's take a break and go find Aerosation so I can get something to eat, said Narudo. As they were walking away, a malevolent force appeared next to them. My my, what lovely souls we have here, said an oberlike being with horns and sharp teeth. Behind him were a bunch of people chained up with empty eyes. Who or what the hell are you, creep? Narudo asked. He's UG ly and he's got no alibi. Cloud said a lost sideshow attraction. Crow pondered. A plastic surgery that went bad. Tree added. Do you dare insult me? Growled the ogrelike being. Yes, they all answered. I was going to enslave all of you, but now I am going to eat you all. He said as H. E launched at them only to be stopped by Nashi's katana. Hey guys, looks like I made it in time. Anyway, stay back and let me handle this. Nashi said, "You know this guy?" Narudo asked. "Yes, he is Lord Oni the jerk that killed me and kidnapped my princess." Hkariheim the guy I've been searching for 100 years to defeat in order to get her back. Nashi said, "Lordi, what a lame name." Narudo said, "I know, right? Anyway, this is my fight, so let me handle this." Nashi said, "You insolent fool. I will kill you said Lord oni. I don't think so sino kawasu mono cower at a chen speed riter broken chain nashi said as the chain that bound the people behind him broke afterward lord oni began to weaken and turn humanlike no what have you done my souls lord oni cry now to end this shinagami no jodjo invitation of the grim reaper nashi said as gate formed and a grim reaper appeared hey crow how are you your girl misses you said the reaper I'm fine, Bob. Been looking after this kid anyway. Tell her I miss her and said hi for me, said Crow. Okay. Well, I got to go back to dragging souls to the afterlife, Bob said as he dragged Lord Ona's soul to hell. That was anticlimactic. Why couldn't you take him down the first time? Narudo asked. Well, he kind of killed us by accidentally by setting off the bombs he tried to threaten us with in one's W. E were dead. He enslaved Hikari Heheim and gained power from her, which is the only thing he's good at. Then after that, we only met three times. The first he ranted on and on about his evil plan until my brain shut down and once I got it to start again, he ran away. The second time he just ran away when I pulled out by kickass katana. And lastly, now when I finally defeated him, said Nashi. That sucks, was Nar response. I know, Hikari. I finally free you and we can be together forever, said Nashi as he ran toward a beautiful woman with white hair and slivereyed in a blue dress. Nashi, I miss you so much, said Hikari as she hugged him, then began to beat the afterlife out of him. What took you so long? It's been over a hundred years, you idiot, Hikari said with fury as she continued to beat him. Sorry, there were quest item to collect and mini bosses to defeat, Nashi pleaded. Don't you lie to me, she said as he got bloodied even though he was a ghost. Okay, okay, I am Nashi and I am Nashi began but got cut off with a punch to the face. Don't start the pervert anonymous thing again. Go find help somewhere else but I am glad to see you again. She sighed as she stopped beating him to a bloody mess. Wow, this has more action than the fight with Lord on Narut said. I'm hi. Who are you? she asked. I am Narudo Uzumaki, that perverted idiots apprentice, and these are my friends, Crow, Cloud, and Tree. Nice to meet you, Narudo replied. Hi, my name is Hikari. Did the pervert corrupt you yet? She asked, "No, Narut replied." Good. I will keep it that way, Hikari said. What? But he's my student, and I have to teach him my ways. Nashi replied weakly from the ground. No, you won't. If you don't want the pain, that is Hikira said back to him. I'll be good, Nashi said. After two weeks of training, free days, it was back to training as we see the gang hanging around a row of fences with a paintbrush and paint can. So, we're finally back to training, Narutkun. Now, I will teach you the fighting style of the Shaolin monks. I will teach you Shaolin Kung Fu, said Nashi. I doubt you know anything about monkhood considering how perverted you are. Narut deadp. Yes, I didn't know much about Shaolin kung fu when I was alive until I was trained by a friend who was a monk. I was also trained by a dead Shaolin monk and from what I earned. They fight with staffs really well. So this will help you wield the mug and no sora. Anyway, let's start your training by painting all of these fences said Nashi. How will painting fences help me learn Shaolin Kung Fu? Nar asked. Remember when I told you that the things you learn in ninja training can be used to do things outside of your ninja life and vice versa. Nashi asked and Narut nodded yes. Well, Kung Fu applies to it too. I want you to not just paint the fence but do it a certain way. When you are painting the fence, I want you stand a certain way, hold the paint ca n a certain way and move the paintbrush a certain way. The way you stand and hold the can will help with your form and paint movement will help with the way you strike your opponent. I want you to do it until you get in that stance and do your movement by instinct. Using what you do in your everyday life, then using it in your fighting style will make that form come easily to you. Nashi said, "Okay, like this." Nar asked as he got into the stance Nashi showed him and began to paint the way he showed him too. Yes, Daniel San listens to Mr. Miaagi and you will go far now mister. Miagi will have some fun while you paint as many fences you can for today. Said Nashi. Oh no you don't. You stay here or take me to places that I want to see and not go off peeking. Hikari said fine sheesh. Anyway Narut fence painting is not the only way we train. I will find other methods and once you get them down you can spar to see how well you've learned them. Nashi said unknown to the men. Anbu was watching him who was worried that it was a prank and reported it to the Hokag. Hokag sama. Nar is painting some fences. The Anbu told the Hokag. What Narudo is? Is it graffiti? The Hokag asked. Well, actually, no. He's just painting them for reason we don't know. We think it is some sort of prank. Hokag sama said the Anbu. The Hokag pulled out his handydandy crystal ball to see what Narudo was doing and saw. Just as the Andrew said, Narut coating an old flaking fence with a new coat of paint. This is troublesome indeed, said the Hokag. Just then, mighty guy burst in the room. Yosh, I completed the mission you assigned me, Guy said. Then he saw what the Ambu and Hokag were looking at and saw Narudo paint the fence. H, what's a youthful kid doing using one of stances of the ancient Shaolin warrior monks? Guy said, "Stance?" The Hokag asked. Yash. The way he is standing and moving his arm can only be that of the Shaolin kung fu style, though not many know it. So, whoever teaching him knows it well, Guy said. H Thank you guy for giving us insight on this. The Hokag said. This strange behavior of Narut was not the only Nar related incident that was brought to the Hokag that day. However, the next incident, Hokag sama, Nar is dancing out in the street, said the Anbu. And the problem is the hokag asked. Well, I thought I should report it also if I might say. He is quite good said the anu. Thank for your report but I don't think it is anything to worry about. The hokag said. Then there was Hokag sama. Narut is staging a performance in the city center. Said the ambu. I don't see the problem here. The hokag said. No problem here. It just I thought you might want to see it. His singing is very good, the Anbu said. After that, Hokag sama. Narudo, the Anbu started to say. What did Narudo do this time? asked the Hokag as he cut him off. Well, he made some fudge and told me to bring some for you, the Anbu told him. T both took a bite out of the fudge and then start crying anime tears. This is a piece of heaven, said the Anbu in total bliss. This is better than Aika Aika book series, said the Hokag as he began to fall into a food coma. Then there was the Hokag stared at the Anbu. The Anbu look back. They stare at each other for a few minutes. So, have you anything to report involving Narut doing something strange? Said the Hokag. Nope. Well, he was seen carrying two buckets of water attached to a pole on his back and climbing up the Hokag monument where he seemed to start a secret garden there that only he can enter. "But compared to what he's done lately, it doesn't seem so important," said the Anbu. "Okay, well, I'll just go back to my paperwork then," the Hokag said, glaring at his most hated enemy paperwork. "Back to Narudo and the others." "Wow, this month has been eventful," said Narudo. Yeah, and your skills are coming along quite nicely. Nashi said, "Really? I've been training real le hard to be a great ninja." Naruto said, "Huh, ninja? Oh, right. Your ninja training, your skills in that are decent. They could be better, but they're decent." Nashi said, "Couldn't give the kid a break, could you? You idiot." Hkari said, "Aroatation is being a meanie calling my ninja skills decent. I mean, come on. I learned that I can gain my allies special ability by soul linking with them. Narudo said in his corner of Wo. Yeah, it was cool and stuff when we found out that you have the Mokudin wood style. So long as you were soul link with tree, but it's not awesome enough to surpass me, Nashi said. Jerk. Nar muttered. It's time like this that I'm glad you are not a father. Hikari said, "Oh, come on. You know you want to have a mini me running around calling you mama." said Nashi. Shut up, Hikari said while blushing. So, kid, what are you doing today since you don't have class? Nashi asked. Well, I was going to send some clones to do some pranks while establishing my alibi by working on making the medium for cloud and tree at the hoage office since my ceiling and sewing skills are good enough to make them. Then, tonight is the night of the concert in the foe. Rest that I set up for Yuda Chan, Narudo replied. at the hoage's office. "Yo, Ojien, I've come to hang out with you since I haven't seen you in a while, so I'm going to stay here and be working on some stuff," Narut said. "Okay, Nar, I could use the company," the Hokag said. Hours later, an ambu burst into the office. Hokag sama. "There are reports of pranks all across the village. It must be Narut." "We have to find him," said the Anbu. Okay, found him, said the Hokag as he pointed toward Nar. Yo, Anbus san, Nar said, rising his right hand to greet him. How long have you been here? The Anbu asked. Since 10:00 a.m. this morning, Nar replied. Then suddenly, a bunch of the villagers and ninjas burst in. "Stink bomb, water balloon, clothes disappearing, rabbit doing the moonwalk, demon brat." were some of the words coming out of their mouths. Look at what happened. This is the demon brats doing said one of the villagers. Hey Anbusan, can I borrow your canai for a second? Nar asked while deciding if the dancing rabbit might have been a little overkill. They all turned to look at Nar wondering how long he had been there as the ambu gave him his canai. Then Nar made a small cut on his figure and bled some into the container, mixing it with the ink inside, which shocked most of the people there. Nar, what are you doing? The Hokag asked. Mixing my blue D with some ink here, Naruo said as he finished mixing it and started drawing symbols on the inside of the dolls he made. I can see that, but why? The Hokag replied, Blood is an important ingred. NT used for sealing. Nar responded while finishing the last symbol and he began sewing the dolls and stuffing them with cotton and small stones. Seeing I didn't know you know how to do that. Nar, that is amazing. So what does the seal that you're making right now do? The hokag asked. It will either give me a friend that I can play with because no one wants to be friends with me or some man some powerful dragon that I have to aid in its quest to save the world. Considering how cool dragons are, I'm shooting for that. Narudo said as he continued his work. Everyone's sweat dropped at that thinking that it was something he was willing to do. Just then, another ambu burst inside. Someone just now unleashed a stink bomb and it burns. The ambu said running around in pain. I didn't do it because I've been here the whole time. All of you've seen me too, said Nar, finishing his work while thinking that Stink Bomb 32 was a success. Then Narut channeled Chakra into the dolls. And when tree and cloud touched the doll that looked exactly like them, they began to possess them. As the dolls eye went from dull to full of life and began to move. Yeah, I'm alive now. We can play hideand seek with Narukun. Cloud said, shocking everyone. Um, we did that before, said Tree. Tag, said Cloud. Done it. Reapled Tree. Play pingpong asked Cloud. We can do that, but we have to find a table, net, and paddles, said tree. If you have nothing more to say, you can leave now, said the Hokag, addressing the crowd of ninja and villagers. So, what does the seal truly do, Nar? The Hokag asked as everyone was gone now. It gives my familiars a physical body to possess, Nar replied. That's truly amazing, Nar. Now, if only you knew a seal to deal with paperwork, the Hokag sighed. Well, I don't know about a seal, but there is the cage bunch and no jutsu that I just used it to pull off those pranks, said Nar. The hokag stared at Narudo for a few minutes, then face pal. After a thank you and not a few grateful anime tears, he said, "Thank you, Narudo, with your help with the dread paperwork. If there is anything I can help you with, let me know." Well, you can forget that. I mentioned that I did those pranks and also help with my staff technique since I heard you are skilled at that was Naruto's reply. Done. The hokag said and made some cage bunch to do paperwork while he went off to train Narut. On the way to the forest of death, Nar was walking to the forest of death when he felt some was following him with the shinagami. No okokurimo. Okay, I know you there. Why are you following me? Nar shouted to the mystery person. A girl with dark blue hair, fair skin, and white eyes with a tint of lavender stepped out. Nar recognized her as Hinata Hayuga from his class. I I sari nar [ __ ] Hinata stuttered. So why are you following me? Hinata Chan. Narut asked as Hinata blushed at him adding Chan to her name. I I I was w worried Abu T why you b because why you have been a acting s strange lately? Hinata said, "So you've been stalking me?" Narudo asked. "No, I I have um bino observing you f from AFR." She said, "What's the difference?" Narudo asked, "Stalkers take your things for their collection, but someone observing from afar doesn't Narudo sama?" Tree said, "Have you taken in stuff from me like Tree said?" Naro asked, "No." Hinata replied, "Okay, you're not a stalker." "Wait, did you say you worried about me?" Narudo asked. Yes. Hinata replied, blushing. Does that mean you care about me? Narudo asked, "Why yes?" Hinata replied, blushing harder. "Yes, thank you, Cammy. I finally have a friend who's human and alive." Nar cried anime tears as he hugged Hinata, who fainted on contact. "Oh no, she fainted. Is she sick or something? I have to do something. I don't want to lose a friend that I just made, Narut said, panicking. Wow, I think Narukun is really dense, Cloud said as Hinata regained consciousness. I I m o k narokun, Hinata said as she began to wake up. Okay. Hey, I'm doing a concert in the forest. Want to come? Narudo asked. Yes, she replied excitedly. Okay, but you have to keep it a secret on what you will see. I will explain about that later but if you want to come you have promised to keep it a secret. Narudo said okay and Narokun said Hinata in the forest of death they came eat of the meadow that Narudo and tree found that became their secret base. The field was full of animals of the forest ghosts and spirits of all kind. Welcome to my secret base. Okay, the thing is I can see and communicate with spirits and ghosts and this concert I set up is to help a ghost cross over. I am about to activate a seal so you can see and hear the spirit within this meadow. But don't worry because they can't harm you. Okay, Narut said. Oh, okay. And B, by the way, this P place is be beautiful. Hinata replied while blushing from being with Nar. Thanks, Nar said as he acted at Ed the seals and Hinata saw all the ghosts and spirits appear. And this Hinata Chan is Uda Chan. She's the ghost I am helping today and performing with. Udach Chan. This is my new friend Hinata Chan said. Narudo. Hello. They greeted each other. Hey Narudo, how have you been? The Shinagami greeted him. Shinagami sama. What are you doing here? Narudo asked. Ss Shinagami. Hinata cried. Yeah, the Shinagami. He's the reason I can see ghosts and spirits. I also work part-time for him, but don't worry. I don't think he's here for your soul, Nar said. No, I'm not here for her soul. I'm here because of you, Nar. The Shinagami said, "What? I thought that it was not my time until a long time from now." Naro said, "Calm down. I'm not here for that yet. Besides, you're not even dying. I am allowing two souls to visit their home village Konaha in exchange for training you from time to time when they are not busy looking around. Since you want to be hokag and what crow told me a about what you can do when you soul link with tree who better to train you than the first hokag hashiama and the second hokag toamaju said the shinagami. Hello Uzuaki san and friends. We have heard great things about you said the frist. Yes, we hope we can help you in any way we can, said the second. I ited nice to em meet Y or both, Hinata said with a bow. Yeah, it is nice to meet you old guys again, Crow said. Wood guy and water guy, it's nice to meet you, Cloud replied cheerfully. You may have created the forest around here, but we forest sprites own the whole forest, Tree said with pride. You guys are older than Ojium, but you don't have any winkles, Narut said. Hinata was shocked at the way they talked to the former Hokag. Haha. I guess Sertoby's age is catching up to him. The Frist said, "Anyway, Narut, keep up the good work. Our little project is coming along, but there's still some fine tuning to do. Now, go start your show because I haven't seen one in a while. Afterward, I will take you to soul to heaven myself since I'm already here." The Shinagami said, "Yeah, we should get started." Narudokun said Uda. Okay. Hinata Chan, can you hold on to Crow for me and sit next to Hikari Chan? Hkari Chan and Crokon, make sure Aerosation doesn't do anything to mess up the show. Nar said, "Why would you think that I would do anything?" Nashi asked innocently. "Because you are a perverted idiot," Nar, Hikari, Crow, Cloud, and Tree said together. You guys are all meanies, Nashi said in his corner of wo, crying anime tears. Narudo, Cloud, Tree, and Uda got on stage and began their performance as Hinata and the other looked in awe at the beauty of their voices and song. Their performance lasted into the night, and the song was heard throughout the forest. Those villagers and ninja alike near the forest heard the alluring music and for those brave enough venture into the forest for the source of the sound only turned back when they g ot near enough to see spirits of all kind surrounding the area that the music attract them to. They ran off never see who the performers were. Thus this event started the rumors of a haunted forest. Nd the legend of the spirits of the forest playing music. Om tilda the true incident of the flying monkey. Tilda Marketplace. Nar and the gang were walking around the market vendors when they all stopped by a stand to look at some bananas. Bananas? Huh? I think I can make some smoothia or milkshakea with them. Nar stated. They are good quality. Nar sama said tree. Hey, you're not welcome here. Demon brat said the fruit vendor. But I just want to buy some bananas, Nar said. No bananas for you, said the banana. But Nar started. I said, "No bananas for you," he said as he began to pelt Nar with rocks. "Nar ran away from the crazy fruit vendor in his stand. We have to get him back for what he did to me." "Any ideas?" Nar asked. "Flying monkey?" Nashi said. "Flying monkey?" Nar asked. "Flying monkey." Cloud cheers loudly. Flying monkey. Tree agreed. Definitely flying monkey. Crow confirmed. Where will we get flying monkeys? Narudo asked. Forest of death. They have all kinds of creature said Nashi. Yeah, there are even colonies of kung fu squirrels. Tree said at the den of the flying monkey. Nar and friend stood in front of the council of flying monkeys. What do you want, human? One of the flying monkey said in its language. Well, I wanted some bananas, but some jerk vendor wouldn't sell me any and threw rocks at me, Nar said. All of the flying monkeys gasped. "Denying anyone of the goodness of a banana is the highest crime for us. Not only will we give you the justice you deserve, but also the bananas that you should have gotten," said the flying monkey. "Great. Can you also get me some other fruit? I want to make some smoothies and milkshakes," Narudo said. "Only if you give us some, too," the flying monkey said. "Deal," Nar reapled. The next day, the banana nazi vendor was horribly maimed by flying monkeys and his fruit was stolen from him while Nar and friends were having a smoothie and milkshake party with a bunch of flying monkeys. Chapter 5, Tilda. The path of a ninja began by taking the first step in a thousand face fault. Tilda different language secret base inside the forest of death. A 11-year-old Nar who was in his final year of attending the academy and the gang were enjoying their day off. Narokun, why are you reading that book? Hikari asked in a sweet but threatening tone as she saw Narut reading an Aika Aika Paradise book. After a sation, give me the traumatic version of the talk which you end up beating him up for and then give me the safe version, he thought that since he partly corrupted me with that, then he might just as well as corrupt me all the way by having me read this. Narudo said it is a true work of art for all of mankind to experience. Nashi said with anime tears. The writer is a god among men. Crow. The first and second Hokag said together which prompted Hikari to give all four of them a thrashing of a lifetime. It's<unk>s low rate smut. Narudo said blasphemy. Nashi crow. The frist and second hokag shouted weakly from the ground. Sure the scenes are very descriptive and the story has a lot of emotion in it but there no character development and the plot is lacking. I could write a better novel than this. No, I will write a better novel than this so no one will have to read this crime against literature. Narudo said with a spotlight on him. I'm so proud. My pupil is writing smut and porn. Nashi said with tears in his eye again. I'm doing no such thing as I told you I will not end up being a pervert. I already have the problem of being surrounded. By them I will not turn into one of them. Nar said join us. Become one of us. One of us, one of us, Nashi, Crow, the first and second Hokag said. Zombie like unlike Hikari began to beat them up again. Am I interrupting something here? The Shinagami asked. No, just idiot being idiot. Hikari said as she continues to thrashes them. Right. Anyway, I done with molding a body for Kurama now. Al you have to do Narut is to separate Kurama's chakra from him. So when you use it the next time, it doesn't influence you and then I can put a new seal on you. You know how dangerous this is. And if you failed, you will die. However, if you want to turn back now would be the only time you can. But if you do, you won't get another chance ever. The Shinagami said, "I know it is dangerous, but this is anything I have to do, so I'm going to do it." Narut said. "And we will help you. We're not going to let you do this alone." Nashi said, and the other nodded in agreement. Okay, Shinagami, no tamashi, no shiki, death god, soul barrier. This barrier will be taken down once you complete what you're supposed to do. But if you failed, it will drag you and Kurama to the world hereafter. Let get started. Saw it in the Shinagami as they enter Naruto's mind. Nar mindscape. Wow kid, I know you are stupid, but there are more empty space in here than I thought. Nashi said, be nice, Hikari said as she slaps Nashi in the back of his head. The first thing you have to do, Narut, is go through this door to face and defeat the darkness in your heart alone. You can't face Kurama until you do this, said the Shinagami as he pointed to the door behind. Nar, remember what I told you about pain. Don't ignore nor forget about it, but learn to live with it because it is a part of you and make you who you are," Nashi said. Nar nodded and walked through the door. Inside, what he saw all around him was a ruined city with broken and collapsed buildings. Sitting on top of one of the ruining structure was another ve rs io n of him with black eye and red pupil. Well well look who came to visit it. Nice to finally meet myself said yummy Narudo. Dark Narut. So you're the darkness is my heart. You know I thought you would be more symbolic with black hair and wearing inverted color clothes to mine but not this. Nar said yeah I'm the darkness in your heart and it is foolish to think that you see. and defeat me because you won't. Yummy Narudo said as he charged at Narut. Well, I won't know until I try, Narut said back and charge at him too. Nar began by using Mu Thai style that Nashi Tao ght him for close combat and started off with a jab. However, Yummy Narud and using the same style against him did a jab too as both their fists hit each other faces. Then both use a knee strike to the stomach, followed by an elbow slash, and finish off with a roundhouse kick. Haha, I told you that you can't defeat me because I know your every move, said Yami Narut. And like I said, I won't know an I try, said Narut as he called out Muggin no sore in mode. Oh, then prove me wrong. Yummy Narudo said as he pull out Muggin no sore too, but it was pure white instead of black with red chakra blade instead of blue. Don't worry, I will. Narudo said as he slashed horizontal with his scythe to be blocked by Yami<unk>s own scythe. You will fall, you will lose because you are weak, Yami said as he continues to trade blow with Nar. I am not weak. Futon K su wind style wind/ Narut reply slashing his side creating crescentshaped wind attack to cut Yummy but he cancel it with the same attack. Yes, you are. You're too weak to face your fear. too weak to face the truth that you are running away from. Yummy said as he jumps up in the air to do a vertical slash. And what would that be? Nar asked as he blocks the last attack. That you are the monster that everyone said you are because deep down inside you want them to bleed the same bloods that they made you bleed. Cry the same tears that they made you cry and suffer the same pain that they made you suffer. Said Yami as he rushed in to do a diagonal slash to cut Narudo. But this time he didn't block nor move but took the attack head on. You're right. Deep down in my heart I truly do feel that way. I buried those feeling because I am so afraid to face that part of me. For if I do, I will have to acknowledge it. And then those who hate and spite me would have won and I would have to admitted that I lose to them, lose to the hated and lose to the sorrow and pain. I wasn't strong enough to face neither my problems nor the pain inside. So I lost faith in myself and became weak. while you stay strong for bear it and for that I thank you as well as apologize that I was unable to do anything for you but now it is t eay for me to step up and stop run away from who I am so let's face the world together as one to become the greatest ninja in history we can do this because we are Nar Uzu Maki the most epic and oz ninja who will be a kick-ass hokag nar said as he hug his dark side so you were able to defeat Miha thank you for accepting me and please don't ever forget Ed about me," Yummy Narud whispered as he merges with Nar. "I won't because you are part of me now, so you will always be there for me," Narut said as he steps outside to join up with everyone. "Outside with everyone. It looks like you D. Eat your dark side, Narud." Nashi said, "More like embrace it than defeat it." Nar said, "So, did you get the dark side famous grandma's homemade cookies?" Nashi asked. Yes, and I ate them all and didn't give you any. But it not like it matter because you can't eat at all. Nar said sarcastically. It is cruel to mention that I can't. I was never that mean to you. Nashi said with anime tears. Yes, you were. Nar deadpanned. A Narud, it seemed that you conquer your dark side. Now you can face Kurama. But before that, there are some things you should know and people you should meet. The Shinagami said, "I guess I will go first." Crow said, "What do you mean?" Narut asked. When we first met, I told you that I will tell you my real name and why I am helping you out. So here it goes. My na me is Oido. Uhha Crow. Now Oido said, changing from a bird form to a male with short black spiky hair and dark eyeha. Any relation to Sasake Tam? Narudo asked, "I'm his cousin and we helping you because I was one of your father student and he helped me out a lot when I was alive. So to make it up to him, I asked the shinagami to become a reaper to help you. Obito said, "So you know who my father is? Who is he?" Naro asked, "Not only your father, but your mother too. But instead of telling you who they are, why don't you meets them?" Obitoo said as two people appear behind him. There stood a woman with fair skin, blue eyes, and long red hair. And next to her stood a man with bright blue eye and spiky blonde hair who Narudo recognized as the Yandai Hokag. Mom? Nar asked the woman who nodded yes to him. So where dad? I only see mom in the yondami. Narudo asked well I'm your dad. Nar the yondi hokag also known as manado nimic and this is your lovely mother Kusha Uzuaki. The yondami said what? My dad is the fourth hokag nar yell. Yes Narudo. Manado replied. Dad. Narudo said with tear in his eye. Nar. Manato said with tear in his eye too. Dad. Narut said. Narudo. Manato said. You idiot. Naruo yell as he elbowed his father in the stomach sending him flying backward. I guess your anger that I seal the ninetail in you right. Manat. Oh said weakly from the ground with blood coming out of his mouth. Yeah but with that we are now even. Narudo said. Told you he would be piss. Anyway Narudo, it is nice to meet you. You grow up so muk. H we're really proud of you. Kusha said mom I wanted to meet you for so long and there's so much I wanted to tell you. Narudo said I know but let deal with the fox first before we catch up. Kusha said okay you guys do that while I keep a lookout outside. The shinagami said in front of Kurama cage. So kid you finally came to face me. Kurama said staring down at Nar. Yes Kurama Nan. Narudo said, "I wish you wouldn't call me Nan, but it looked like that won't change. Anyway, it is foolish to face me because you can't hope to defeat me." Kurama said, "You know, Yami Mi said the same thing when I face him, but unlike then, I won't be doing this alone like last time." Narudo said, "Yeah, you damn dirty fox. Now face the awesomeness of Nashi." Nashi said, ignoring that idiot T. Here we are here to help Narudkum. Hikari said, "Sorry, Kurama." Oni Chan, we have you outnumbered here. Muggin no Sora said, "I wish all of you would stop that. It's<unk> not like we're a family or anything." Kurama said, "But we could be Fox [ __ ] Anyhow, let have some fun." Cloud said, "We're<unk> not here to have fun. We're here to help Narut sama." Cloudkun Tree said, "That right, you overgrown fox." Obido said, "Long times no curama said Hashiama. I can't believe you face something like that, brother. Said Toborama. The first and second Hokag have graced me with their present. Kurama said sarcastically. Don't forget about us furball. Kusha said look like we get a chance to have our rematch. Manado said, "What a reunion we have here. So many people to die at my hand." Kurama said, "Ukn I'm the only one here that is really alive, therefore the only one who can really die. Anyway, let get started. You guys either bind him or distract him so I can take his chakra. Narudo said as he pull off the seal and release Kurama chakurichin chakra chains. Kusha said binding Kurama. Moken Hi jutsu. Jukai coden secret wood style nativity of a world of trees. Hashiama and tree said t o gather to trap kurama in a forest of trees. Sweden swear in no jutsu water style water dragon bullet technique. Tobarama and Hikari said together to knock down Kurama. Kaden Gokyu no jutsu fire style great fireball technique Obito said to keep Kurama down. Futon K's Jun No Hoko wind style wind beast roar cloud and muggan no sor said together to power up the fireball. Nice. No jenjutsu tobui no sen no buo jutsu false reality a thousand boot to the head technique nashi said summoning a thousand boot to assault Kurama<unk>s face only you would attack a giant powerfew l demon with shoe wear Nar dead panned yep it is really funny to do Nashi said with a smile reengon Nar go take his chakra now Manato said as Nar jumped in and began to pull Kurama chakra from him haha Haha, you think you can take my chakra just like that? Well, let's see how you handle it along with my hatred. Kurama said as red chakra began to take over Narudo. Look like now is tea. He best time to test out that new technique. Narudo said try to prevent hated from taking over. Flashback. Well, Narut since you master a few jutsu in Nino Jenjutsu, Funo Noroy and Seanoko Wasu Mano styles of your Shinagami noaman bloodline. Now I can teach you about the fourth style. Nashi told Nar, "What there are really four style and you choose now to tell me about it." Nar said the fourth style is not really a style by itself. It is a combination of two of the three styles or all three of them together. So it can affect the mind and body, mind and soul, body and soul or mind. Body and soul at the same time. This style is called denkitsu noashi unity soul. Manashi said cool. What can the Shinagami nouraman in bloodline not do? Narut wonders. It can t set the clock on your VCR among other things. Nashi reply back. Good thing I found a DVD player from the chamber of not so lost technology from alternative universe CNSLAU. Although I still don't know how to use it any better than the VCR I found at the same place. Narudo thought. End flashback. Denkitsu no tamashi shin no ketssugo unity soul true bond with this our mind body a nd soul shall be link and become one naro said as a pure white chain appear out of his heart and connect to kurama once the chain link to each other Nar experiences all of kurama memories and kramama experiences all of Narudo memories your hated is stronger than mine kurama and from what I see of your past I can understand why however I can't let it consume me I won't let it consume me cuz I have thing I want to accomplish and people to protect. It may not be much and there not a lot of people who believe in me but it's enough reason for me that way I won't lose here. Nar said as the hated stop consuming him and disappear and then Nar pulled the rest of Kurama chakra from him. Now that we're working together let befriend and have lot of good memory. Naro said as the new seal the Tori seal formed to hold the fox. Sure why not idiot? It could be worse. Kurama said, "Good job, Nar." Kusha said. "Yes, son. Now that we have time in here until you wake, let catch up." Manato said for hours until Narut woke up, he told his parent about his life, and they told him about there. outside Narudo Mindscape during that time. The third Hokag was reading his Aika Paradise book while his troops, the shadow clones, were battling the eternal enemy paperwork when he felt the fox's chakra surge. He called for the ambu and then they head toward the forest to where Narut was. Once there, the third and the ambu saw the fox red chakra taking over Nar. When they try to get close to do something to stop it, they end up being stopped by a barrier. Why is this happening? What causing it? The Hokag asked. Look like we have some guest here. The Shinagami said appearing in front of them. Who are you and what you doing here? The Hokag asked. I'm the Shinagami and I'm here because of the kid. Nar right now just unlock the seal in order to battle and take the ninetailes chakra away from him so that the kid can take control of the fox's chakra without having th e fox influencing him when he use it. the Shinagami said, which put the A&Bs on guard. He did what? The Hokag scream. Just what I said anyway. You don't have to worry about the fox getting unleashed. Because either the kid does it and the fox is still caged or he fail and die, which give him and the fox a one-way ticket to the afterlife, said the Shinagami. Did you say he will die if he fails? The Hokag asked. Yes, his life is something you should worry about, the Shinagami said. We have to stop this. The Hokage said, "Can't once it start, there no way to stop it unless you want him to die now." The Shining said, "Is there anything we can do to help?" The Hokage asked, "Only one thing. We can pray." The Shinagami said. "Pray," the Hokag said. "Yes, pray. Now have some hope and wait for it to be done." The Shinagami said. Everyone was watching and waiting. They saw the fox red chakra continue to taking over Narugo when it stopped halfway. And then the red chakra began to disappear. After the t the barrier was gone and Narut collapsed. The shinagami moved next to Narut and place a new seal over the one he have. That should do it. He will be okay once he wake up. Well, I done for now. I will. I'll talk to him later. So see you guys hopeful not to sooner. You be going to the afterlife. The shinagami said as he left. Then the hokag took Narudo and head back to the village with the ambu. After a few hours, Narut woke up and saw the Shinagami, the third Hokag, the cat, Anbu, and the undead gang in the room with him. "Hey, Ojien." Narut said, "Naro, how are you?" And the seal. The third asked, "I'm fine, and the fox is still seal in me, but now I can access his chakra anytime I want without going berserk and can let him out, but he will be under my control, so there nothing to worry about." Narut said that good. The third said relief that both Narudo was okay and the fox is not out destroying the village. It seemed that everything turned out okay but there one thing you should know the new seal kind of did something to your bloodline. The shinagami said what happened? Narut asked really worry which caused a thunder to appear in the background and the hokag and ambu in the room too. CT he spirits there and wear shock to meet the ghost of the frist second and fourth hokag. Well, from what you see here, your bloodline got an upgrade. When you experience extreme emotion, it cause oath to see spirits around you and cause ninjutsu to create an illusion to reflect that extreme emotion. The shinogami said, "What is the advantage of these new abilities?" Narut asked, "None whatsoever. Not every ability of a bloodline or a bloodline for that matter is useful. Hell, there bloodline that keep your hair forever messy, grow your pinky finger an inch long, and even a bloodly nay that tell the type and color of underwear the female gender is wearing. The Shinagami said, "A bloodline that tell the type and color of underwear the female gender is wearing." What a glorious power. Hokag's 1 to4. The catbu nashi and Obito said, which caused to Hikari and Kusha to beat up the pervert spirits in the room and send dead glare at the living pervert. Now with that said, everything else you don't understand, Obito can help you. So I be going now and let you explain what happened to your third Hokag. The Shinagami said, "Do you ever stick around to do your job properly?" Nar asked. "Not when I can leave it to someone else," the Shinagami said. "Lazy god of death," Nar mutters. Hey, I do anything to make my job easy for me. Oh yeah, I almost forgot Kurama new body that he will use to explore the outside world is hilarious. The Shinagami said as he left. Damn you Shinagami who turned me into a freaking Shibi Kurama yell in Narudo head academy. It was the day bef or the graduation exam. Narudo was in class trying to stay awake when an ambu burst in. Aruka san you have to help us capture Narut. He defaces the Hokag monument, said Anbu with the eagle mask. Yo, Eagle Sand, did you bring me a treat? Nar asked from his seat. No. How long have you been here? Eagle. Anu asked. Since the beginning of class, Narut said innocently. Nar, have you been using cage? No. Bunchon to pull off prank again. Aruka asked. No, there no way a dead last like me can perform such a jutsu. Narudo said in unconvincing tone while looking away from Aruka. Oh, really? So are you saying that I didn't catch you using cage no bunch last week and the week before and then the week after that? Aruka asked staring at Nar. Damn, I forgot about that. Nar thought I plead the fifth. Nar said I want you to clean off the paint after school. Now since graduation is tomorrow let review the henge nojutsu transform technique or sai as everyone grown. This is all yo faults Nar said one of his classmates that where you are wrong there it was my clone not me that pulled the prank Nar retort that may be true however since you made the cage no bunchant tea hat pulled the prank you were an accompllices therefore making you at fault as the clone shino said point curse you shino and your logic Naro said nextaki naruka said hench nar yudo said as he transform into a nude girl with two ponytail surround by smoke that cover certain private part that cause Aruka to fall back with a nose bleed. Narut you dumbass don't invent stupid skills. Aruka yell with big head no jutsu. My oro no jutsu sexy technique is not stupid. Consider that the fact that most male ninja are pervert this move can knock them out and give me time to kill or humiliate them depending if they are friend or foe. Nar saiduka I twitch in response sensei you are twitching you should have that check out Nar said after Narudeni shish his community service of cleaning paint off of the Hokag monument took him to get some ramen at Ichiraku Nar how comes you vandalized the Hokag monument asked yeah Narut what pee or pose did you have to do that to our handsome mug asked the frist second and fourth hoage's ghost as the self-proclaimed prankster king of Konaha is my special way of showing my respect to them bees I' made them look pretty Narut answer is tuki aruka in the hokag's sweat drop at that tomorrow is your third time taking the exam so are you going to stop pretending to fail asked I have no ideas what you're talking about Nar lied I'm your teacher and I know you long enough to know when you were fail the class on purpose but I don't know why head for two reason. One, your enemy tend to underestimate you if they think you're weak and being dead last is a way to hid your true strength. Secondly, because the villager tend to treat me less harshly if they think I'm Adobe. Nar said, "You really shouldn't have to deal with thing like that, Narut." Uruka sighed. Don't worry, I prove them wrong and gain their respect when I become Hokag. and for the test too. Maru, as long as I don't have to do the bunch no jutsu or find a way to fake it, I can pass. Narudo said, so you can't do the bunch no jutsu asked with concern. So the bunch no jutsu will be on tomorrow test. Narudo sigh. Baruka nodded. Yes. Damn. No, I can't do it because I have damn too much chakra that I overload the jutsu. The best I could do is to make one bunch which barely last a few second. I could use cage no bunch but they are solid and not intangible like the regular kind. Wait, I have my bloodline which I could use the niece no janjutsu to fake the bunchen no jutsu. Narut said you have a bloodline and what do you mean fake the bunchen no jutsu. Aruka asked it a secret but if you promise me I won't fail if I fake the bunch no jutsu I can tell you. Nar said depend on what I hear. Baruka said fine with my bloodline I can create an illusion of my own design however it not like Jenjutsu because I can make any damage inflict on an opponent by the illusion real if I do a certain thing and it can't be dispelled by Kai Naro said so you going to fake the bunch no jutsu by using this ability of your to make illusion of yourself said yep so can I pass by doing that Nar asked him well you would be making clone of yourself and they are intangible because they are illusion. So technically it the same as bunchan nojutsu so yes but you will also be test on other subject that you need to pass too in order to graduate said yeah yeah I know don't worry I will surprise everyone with my amazing skill tomorrow the next day ya wn today is the day that I start my path as a ninja Nar said rubbing his eyes you should have gone to bed early yesterday Nar sama tree said I couldn't sleep too nervous about do the test. Narudo said don't worry son your father was the same way. Kusha said so were you. You should have seen what she did. Manado said and what did I do honey? Kusha said with a fake smile and tick mark. Nothing my red hair goddess. Manado said could you guys not flirt in front of me right now? I don't need to be sick before the test even started. Narut said. Sorry, said his parent blushing. Nar for the hundred times promise me that you burn that orange jacket soon. Nashi said, "Hey, orange is a cool color, but I know this bright orange color is not good for being a ninja, so I will." "LB wear the new clothes I made when I made Jennon. Also, I think I might go through a cosplay phase." Nar said, "I didn't think you were into cross-dressing." Nashi said, "I will be dressed as male ch or actor. I'm not a trap, you jerk. Narudo said academy written exam. Nar was looking at his ghost family and friend for help. Sorry Nar, we know you hate written test, but this is something you have to do by yourself. They said, "Mugan, Kurama, help me." He said to them in his mind. "Sorry, we never need to read or write anything, so we can't help you." Muggan said, "Tough luck, kid." Kurama said, "Street up writing test. What does this have to do with being a ninja? I just have to do my best. Nar thought. Ninja tool exam. Usuzuaki. Naruka said. Quote. Ellipsis. Quote. Nar. Baruka said. Quote. Ellipsus. Quote. Nar was asleep standing up blowing a snob bubble. Nar wake up. Buuka yelled. Ah. Nar scream wake up throwing 10 shuriken and tenkana on instinct hitting a perfect bullseye on all of the dummies and targets. Everyone blinked, not believing what they saw. Um, was I supposed to go next? Nar asked, scratching the back of his head. Yes, you were supposed to hit the targets with 10 shuriken and 10 kana. And get graded on how well you hit them. Aruka said, "Well, since I end up hitting the target, even if I was not awake, does that still count?" Nar said, "Sure, let just move on." Aruka said. Taijutsu test. Okay, Narut, don't worry. I will go easy on you. Mizuki said with false kindness and a fake smile. Okay, Mizuki sensei. Narut replied, but thought, "Idiot with the shinagami." No. Okurimono, I know that you really hate me. I also know that you sabotage me in class every chance you get. So go ahead and go easy on me as much as you want, but I going to make you pay for what you did to me, jerk. Mizuki and Narut got into their fighting stance. Mizuki in the eci style and Narut in Mu Thai, and then they charge at each other. Muzu was about to strike, but Narut dodged and did an elbow strike to the stomach, followed by a knee strike. Then an uppercut and end it with an ax kick to the face. After all those combination music was swaying badly. Finish him, said a voice caused by Naruto's niece. No, Jenjitsu due the adrenaline rush of the battle freaking everyone there, making them look around for the source of it. Narut tabbing into his inner furry causing a tiger corporeal to forms around high. M and unleash a powerful jab at Mizuki painfully knocking him out. Flawless victory. The voice said again. Jenjutsu test skip due to lack of interest in the subject even though it is an important part aspect of being a ninja for them. By having it on the written test was enough. As for Narut, he was glad that there was one less test he have to performs in epically a subject he suck at. Njutsu test. Okay, Narut, once you make three bunch, you will get your hit and pass. Baruka said, "Okay, Bunchan, no jutsu." Narut said while whispering. No Jenjutsu go no giant three false reality army of self. Time three and three intangible clone appear. Good you pass here, you hat I proud of you, Iru said, giving Narudo his new hat I ate to put on his head. Suddenly one of n buruto clones eye turned dark with red pupil. The other had a book in his hand and then he pulled out his glasses and put them on. And lastly the last one shrinks to the size of a small kid with large blue eye. Yo we meet again said the dark eye Narudo. Yummy Narudo asked. Yep. The guy with the glasses is Brainy Narudo and the little one is Chibi Narud. Yummy Narudo said. Salutation Narudo Prime Brainy said. Yeah, I'm free now. I'm a bird. Whoosh. Chibi said running around with his hand stretch out. What is going on here? Nar asked. Ass you know when you cast a jutsu you put in a bit of your soul or essence in it which has unforeseen effects. The combinations of this phenomenon your shinogami nourman and the jutsu you use seem to cause your clones to develop a psyche that are elect an extreme aspect of your own personality. Brainy said while pushing his glasses up. Huh? Big word. Don't understand. Narudo said as clone or different version of yourself like your smart ass elf or dark self and this happened because you did something special. Brainy here is the smart side of you that understand a lot of thing and is really nerdy. Chibi here is the cute version of yourself that have a very serious case of ADHD and infinite amount of energy. And I am the dark badass anti-hero version of you. Yummy said. Oh, okay. Hey, wait. Can I use my cage bunch no jutsu in a way to do the same thing? Narudo asked. It quite possible if you work at it, why you ask? Brainy asked. An army of chibi mi plus near infinite energy plus ADHD plus sugar high equal utter chaos and mass destruction. MWha. Haha. Narudo said with the sky turning dark and lighting flashing behind him. Should we worry that with my genius mind he come up with things scarier than anything that an evil mad scientist can come up with? Brainy asked. Nah, he just having fun. Yummy said. Narut, what are you laughing so evil about? And are your clones talking with themselves? A frightened Ruka asked. Yeah, they are e talking with themselves into what I was laughing at. It was about a new jutsu I was thinking of coming up with. Nar said something tells me that it is best for me if I don't know about it. Aruka said you probably be more sane if you don't know what I am planning. Nar said okay then replied hey Nar you should dispel us before your classmate get a cuteness overload from sheibi. Yummy said kawaii even if it is the dobby this clone of his is so adorable said the female students must hug it. Hinata said, "Yep, Chibi is a powerful weapon." Nar said after school, Nar was sitting on his swing weight for the other. "Hey, that kid became a ninja," said one of the adult there to pick up their kid. "What? Why would they let him become one since he is?" said another. "Shish, we can't talk about it." Someone said, "Hey son, we glad that you pass. Come on, let go and celebrate with everyone." Manato said coming up to Narudo with the rest of spirit gang. After some distance away from school, Mizuki show up limping. Still injury from the fight with Narudo. Hey Nar, there's something important that I have to tell you. It seems that since your grade was so low that you can't be a ninja yet, Mizuki said, "What is that really true?" Nar asked looked sad at the news. No, Narut, it not true. He is lying. Manado said, "What the hell is the bastard doing? If he trying to hurt my son, I'm going to kill him." Kusha said. "Yes, unfortunately, it is true, but there a way around it. You have to do a special test in order for your grade to be overlooked." Mizuki said, "What do I have to do?" Narudo asked. "You have to take the scroll of ceiling and learn a jutsu form the scroll. There are storage warehouse in the wood where you can practice it." Mizuki said, "Okay, I'm going to head out now." Nar said. Ha, stupid demon brat. Mizuki thought. Nar, he was lying to you. If you do this, you will get in trouble. Manato said some distance away. I know, said Nar. So, I guess you have something planned, Nashi said. Nope. I pretty much making it up as I go along, Nar said. You really should think ahead from time to time, son. Manato said. So, what do we do next? Nashi asked. Go to the scroll of ceiling and wait for Ojien and ask him what to do. Narudo said at the hokag tower. Let's<unk> see what it say about the cage bunch no jutsu basic information that I already know like getting the clone memory and stuff. Shuriken cage bunchan nojutsu shuriken shadow clone technique that will be useful to have. Hanoi bunchan dakua shadow clone explosion. I will definitely have fun with this. Narudo said. Narukun goes boom boom boom. Cloud cheered. So clone any other techniques that look good? Narudo asked. There Cuchio<unk>s edi summoning impure world resurrection that resurrect the dead. It's something we don't want to do but is good to know about in case we need to stop such jutsu. We definitely don't want to fight an army of zombie, do we? Clone number six said, "No, we don't. How about the rest of you guys? Narudo said nothing interesting. Most of the clones said, "Wait there, Yoso no Ryu, no Camino, no Kokura, divine heart of the element dragon you use. Why our element to create a powerful dragon to cause mass destruction?" Clone pie said, "Okay, learn that jutsu." Nar said, "Nar, what are you doing here?" asked the third, "Oh, Oji and you finally got here." Well, Mizuki was planning to betray the village by tricking me to steal the scroll of ceiling for him. But I figure out what he is planning and waiting here to tell you about it. However, it took you too long to get here and I got bored. So, I decide to see if there are any jutsu I can learn from the scroll until you got here. So, what should we do about Mizuki? Nar asked. Nar, those are kjutsus. A nd. They are forbidden for a reason and others should not be using it carelessly. The hokage said, "I only look through the scroll to learn more about cage bunch no jutsu which I already master and jutsu related to it. Other than that, the jutsu I learn from scroller yos no riu no cam no kokura and cuchios. Edeto tensai the yos no riyu no cam no kokura technique because it looks really cool. As for the cooios, edeto tensai, I learned that not to use it but to stop it because I don't want to deal with the legion of the undead. Narut said, "I will never understand you. Irrational hatred of zombie." Anyhow, I don't see anything wrong with what you learn. You have enough chakra to use the yos no riu no cam no kokura multiply time as long as you use it in an wide open area because it has a large area effect. Other than that, I don't see a problem unless Nar. The third said, starting at Nar. Yes. Nar said, did you learn about the buncha? the third asked. Yes, Narudo said innocently. Narudo said the third. I promise to use it only on enemy and on training ground, and I won't use for pranks or on allies or to scare the civilians to leave me alone. Narudo said, "Good. Now, back to Mizuki. I betting that you come here so I can send some ambu to follow you while you take a fake scroll with you to catch him in the act, right?" The third said, "Well, I was planning on tell you so you can send some ambu to get him by themselves, but you sound really fun for me, so let do it that way." Narudo said and made a clone to transform into the scroll. I shouldn't have gi him that idea, but now he hear it, I can't change it. Oh well, I just let him enjoy himself, thought the third. The third said, "Yes, Hokag sama said two loyal Anbu, you heard what Narut said. help him to stop Mizuki the third. Yes, Hokag sama. We will aid Narudo San in stopping the traitor, said the Anbu in the woods. Damn it, what taking him so long? I'm getting bored. Oh no, why is he coming here? Oh well, I guess this is the best time to do this. Oido, can you get them? Nar said a few minutes later, Aruka, show up. I found you, Nar. Aruka said, hey Aruka sensei, tonight is a nice night for a walk, huh? Nar said. Nar, why did you steal the scroll of ceiling? You will get into a lot of trouble. Aruka said, "Hm, how can I explain this to you?" Nadir said. Then he felt the presence of Mizuki. Oh, I know. Futon K's no Shiki wind style wind barrier. Narudo said blocking the barrage of Kana. Mizuki, I see. So you behind this, Baruka said. Narudo, give me the scroll. Mizuki said, "No, Narut, don't." Iruaka said okay here Mizuki Narut said giving him the scroll. What? Why Narut? Did you know what you just did? Aruka asked. Yes, yes I do. Bunch Debakua. Nar Yudo said as the scroll exploded sending Mizuki crashing to the ground. That wasn't the real scroll of ceiling was it? Aruka asked. Nope. It's still back in the Hokag tower. Narudo said, "And this is as ed up to catch Mizuki for betraying the village, right?" Aruka said. "Yep, there two ambu around waiting to strike at the right moment." Narut said, "Damn the demon. I will make him pay. I know. I will tell him about it." Thought Mizuki. "Hey Nar, why are you helping the village considering the fact?" Mizuki said. "No, don't you can't Muzuki." Baruka said, "Huh? What are you guys talking about?" Narudo asked that you are the demon fox. Mizuki said with an evil grin. What? I am not Kurama. There no way that I'm as cynical and egotist as him. Also, he really doesn't like it when people say that he and the weak blonde hairless monkey which he called me are the same being. Here, let me show you how much he hates it. Kurama nom. Rebaru one. Rirasu gate of Kurama. Level one release. Narut said as door appear in Kurama in Chibi Fox with one tail step out. Oh, you have no idea how much that piss me off. Kurama said causing Mizuki to wet himself in fear. Narut ddd did you just summon the ninetail fox? Aruka asked but don't worry Aruka sensei he only at one tail and can't do anything without me permission and Kurama. Will one tail be enough to take him down? Narudo asked. Yes, it won't take much to beat this noob. Kurama said good kits. No cage bunch. No jutsu fox shadow clone technique. Now I want him alive to get information out of him. So no killing but horribly mame is allow. Narudo said as a dozen Kurama appear. All right this going to be fun. Kurama said but before that I want you to apologize for what you did to Ruka's parent. Narudo lecture. But it wasn't my fault. Kurramama whimpered. Kurramama Narut said sternly. Fine. I sorry that you parents were kill zeraruka san even though it was not my fault that someone put me in a genjutsu. Kurama said okay now you can go wild. Nar said yes. Kurama said as he went to maim Mizuki. Did the caobi just apologize to me for killing my parent? Aruka asked. Yes. Nar replied. And he said he did it because someone put him under a jenjutsu right. Barooa asked. Yep. Nar replied. No one is going to ever believe that this happened, right? Baruka asked. Right. Nar replied again. Hey Nar, I really sorry that I wasn't able to help you out much. I know what it is like growing up without parent. It is lonely and painful especially the way how most of the villager treat you. Aruka said it. All right. I know you care a lot about me and you. The first teacher to teach me that actually treat me like a person and was nice to me. Narudo said, "Hey, Narudo, I brought them here." Obitoo said, "In fact, because you are so nick, there's something I want to show you." Narudo said, "What is it?" Baruka said, "Well, I have a kek jenke that let me see spirit and there are two spirits here that want to meet you. So, I going to use my keek." Jenke to let you see them. Denkitsu no Tamashi Shaoimono unity soul share gift. Narut said using his jutsu on Aruka causing them to see the ghosts there. Mom Dad at that really you and Yandi sama. Aruka asked. Yes son, it is Aruka<unk>s dad said thank for giving us this opportunity to talk with our son before we move on Narut san. Aruka<unk>s mom said yes thank you for this Nar. Urua said no problem Nar said Yami and my wife Kusha are here to also thank you for taking of our son. Manato said. No problem. Wait. Narudo is your son. Said a shocker. Yep. Narudo Chan here is our cute little son and we thank you for keeping him out of trouble and to continue to do so when we move on. Kusha said mom parent are really embarrassing sometime any way. They are my parent and it keep a secret. So keep me safe from dad enemy but I trust you enough that you won't tell anyone to keep me safe. Narudo said thank for trust me too. Narudo. Aruka said a fer sometime later when Aruka was finished talking with his parents take care of yourself now son and you two Narudo san also know we always be watching over you both's mom said we are pro ud of you Aruka and Naro since you and Aruka are like brother you are now a part of our family now so make us proud too dad said as both of them move on to the afterlife I will goodbye Aruka's parents Nar said I love You guys, goodbye mom and dad. Baruka said. Then the Anboo that was with them came out. Oh, right. You guys are here to deal with Mizuki. I almost forgot about him. Narudo said. Right. The two Anbu said, "Um, can you keep you guys keep my ghost whispering ability and the conversation we have with them a secret? The Hokag knows about my ability and told me that I should try and not tell people about it yet." Narudo said, "We shall report this incident to the Hokag in private, and if he said to keep it a secret, we will. You have nothing to worry about, Nar. And one of the Anbu said with the other one agreeing." Thank Narut said. Now, back to problem at hand. Did you just let the Kaobi out to Malizuki? The Anbu asked. Yes, but he can't do anything without my said. So, Narut said, "So, you have the fox under your control?" One of the Anbu asks, "Petty much." Nar said, "Man, no one going to believe what happens here," said the Anbu. "Yeah, I know," said the other Anbu. "Nar, how long have you been able to do this?" Baruka asked. "For some months now after I took his chakra away from him during the forest incident," Nar said. Waits of the surge of sea hakra. Back then, was you taking control of the fox? The ambu said, "Yep." So any other question? Nar replied. Amid using the fox a little extreme, Aruka asked. Maybe but if I let Kurama do this h e be happy enough to forget about being village destroying trigger happy. Narudo said well since you put it that way. The frist ambu said and mizuki is a traitor. The other ambu said I guess. Uruic said we can live with that. The three said together. Okay. Hey Kurama. Time to get back. So back into the seal. Okay, Narudo said. Okay, we should this more often, Kurama said. Then the group headed back with a bleeding muzzuki with them. When they got to the hokag, there was a group of ninja with them. There he is. Get him, said one of the ninja as he went to grab Naro. The ambu that ca y ught mazizuki blocked them to keep Narut safe. No, Narut san was under order to expose the traitor Mizuki. So, he did nothing wrong, said the ambu. That quite right. It seems that it was a success. But I wonder how did Mizuki get all of those injuries? The Hokag asked. The Anbu look at each other. Well, it kind of a funny story, but I think it's something to be told in private, the Anbu said. Well in tea hatcase led got to my office to hear your report and Nar since you complete your mission you can go home and rest up also your pay will be put in your fund the third said okay said a tired Nar tilda saga of the orange prankster trickster fun with an ambuilda hokag tower okay soldiers what is the plan for our latest prank Nar said to the gang in front of the hoage's desk why are you planning to cause his mischief right in front of me for the Hokag dead panned. Since I will become Hokag someday, this office will be mine eventually. So, I need to get the feel of making battle plan in here. Now, back to pranking any ideas, guys. Narudo said, "We haven't visit the Anbu headquarter in a while to have fun." Cloud said, "What? You guys broke into the Anbu headquarter?" The Hokag said. Yeah, last time we were there was to give Bird San our special chocolate fudge cake for his birthday. Tree said, ignoring the hokag comment. The use there were drooling at the memory of the cake not caring that Narudo broke into their high security headquarter. Okad Chan birthday is in a few week and she likes strawberry so we have to make her some strawberry shortcake for her. Narudo said yesaki special cakes. The use cheered. Is his cake that good? The hokag asked it like eating a piece of heaven. And Anbu said, "Hey there, a new Anbu rookie that just joins. Let Testo oot his skill." Narudo said with a foxy grin. The next day with say rookie Anbu the rookie just got in and put on his uniform when he saw a letter addressed to him. Dear Rookie Sam, channel Chara into the seal from orange prankster trickster. The rookie did so cautiously. Hello Rookie S. There's some seal attached to your uniform and uniforms of your fellow and us. Now we are going to play a game and if you win the seal will come off with no problem. However, if you decide not to play or lose the seal will activate and there will be an explosive surprise and the ambu force will go down. Narudo said in a distorted voice out of the seal. What the hell you bastard? Why are you doing this? The rookie said. Bastard. The rookie said and went to do his task. Back at the Hokag Tower, "Nar, you did know she really put explosive tags on the Anbu uniforms, did you?" Hokag asked. "Don't worry, I won't do anything that will get the Anbu force kill. As for what I actually did, we have to wait and see," Narut said. Back with the rookie, he just escaped being beat up by five anger female Anbu. "Okay, I done it." the rookies said. Okay, next I want you to go to the town center and sing I'm too sexy by English try. All right, said Fred while stripping down to your boxer. After that, go running around the village in your boxer two times and then contact me when you reach the gate of the village. You have 2 hours, Narut said. Damn, said the rookie as he did that and got a few number from the female population. Okay, next I want you to moon at 20 different location. and you have an hour and a half," Narudo said. After a few more embarrassing tasks later, "Okay, for you last task, I want you to steal an article of clothing from someone using the hidden Kunoichi hotring. The location of it is on the paper in your right pocket. You have 3 hour." Nar said, "How did you get the paper in my pocket?" The rookie said that for me to know and you to not, Nar said. The rookie got there and was about to steal a shirt, but heard footstep and panic, causing him to grab someone bra. The Kunoichi's there saw him and beat the living hell out of him. After a few hours, he came to What the hell happened? I remember being at the hidden Kunoichi hot spring and getting beat up, but don't remember how I got here or the location of the hot spring. The rookie said, "Oh, I forgot to mention that pervert visiting the hot spring 10 forget the location due to getting beat up to the point that it caused selective memory loss." Narut said, "Then how do you remember the location?" The rookie asked. I'm not a pervert and t. He pervert Nashi that I got the location from is no longer living. Narudo said, "So I could have ended up dead." The rookie asks, "Yes, you can count yourself lucky that you live through that. But see nce you fail. I have active the seal. Narudo said activating all of the seals. Once activated there were was an explosion of confetti and every male uniforms turned into a pink lace dress in the famal. E were wearing exotic bikini as the ambu reputation went down. For the rookie a scroll dropped down and said the following. Overall grade a stealth b plus speed a combat. B skill, A prize, some fudge. Browy for being my first test subject, and you get to pick three ambu players by the end of the week for next month prank contest. When the rookie finishes reading the scroll, he fainted from exhaustion at the Hokag tower. Hey Nar, since you will be doing this every month, why don't we count it as mission? Because it deal with the village security and at the same time you are trained the ambu. Now, I can't pay you for the mission yet because you are not a ninja yet, but I can start a trust fund that will be out as a bonus when you get paid for being a ninja. The third said, "Okay, that will hell pay me in the future, but I wish we're not in a recession right now because they have to cut some money from my orphan check." Nar said, "We not in a recession, Nar." The third said, "Well, someone has to tell them that." Nar said, "Oh, someone will I make sure of that." The third said with a dark aura, "The end. I hope you enjoyed this episode. 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