Lonely Boy Smash Baddie With The Second Fattest @ss Every Friday | Anime Recap

Maki is an ugly ass loner with no social life until the second prettiest baddie in his class starts pulling up every Friday for Netflix and chill at his house and they do a ton of naughty things. One morning, Maki walks past a group of hoes gossiping about the boys they cracked and how they were pathetic and couldn't stay hard. Just then, he receives a WhatsApp message from one of the baddies in the group named Umi who suggests they hang out at his place after school for Netflix and chill and she looks at him smiling. Some months ago, it was the beginning of a new school term and Maki thinks spring time is the best out of all terms because it's the term where more cheeks get clapped. Everyone chattering is interrupted by the home room teacher who introduces herself as Sophie Cameltoe. She gives a small bio of herself before handing everyone a blank sheet of paper to write about themselves. When everyone is finished, Sophie plays Eenie Meenie Miny Moe to select the student who will go first and if the viewers couldn't tell, Maki gets selected. She calls him. Panicking, he questions if a witch placed a curse on him to be picked first. On his paper, the teacher realizes he's from a middle school in Tokyo and they're currently in Kyoto, so she assumes he's not from this area. He confirms it informing the class he once lived where Ken Kaneki terrorized the streets but moved to this boring town last December due to family issues. Moving on, she points out he wrote down gaming and pulling meme coin scams under hobbies but left his favorite food and other things blank. She asks if he doesn't do anything on the weekends, which he denies saying what regular teenagers do on weekends like consuming tons of pizza and sugary drinks. He does it on Fridays at home when his mom is out collecting milk. Meanwhile, disgust flashes on the students' faces who wonder which stupid ass world this got isekai'd from. Continuing, Maki notes he also watches anime exciting Sophie who asks which genre he mostly watches to which he replies the genre like Redo of Healer and Testament of Sisters are in. With that, Sophie moves on to the next student, a baddie from Texas named Yuu. Unlike Maki, students' gazes stand at attention for Yuu as she introduces herself. Amazed by her confidence, Sophie praises her and points out her beautiful hair saying every girl in the world must envy her for it. McKenna Grace couldn't give two though. On her portfolio, Sophie sees Yuu attended Tachibana Girls Middle School and with her dumb brain asks if it's an all girls school which Yuu confirms saying she was tired of the lesbian so she decided to enroll in this coed school with her friend Umi hugging her. Massaging her face with invisible Cerave acne control cream, Yuu Yuu pushes Umi to go next and Sophie agrees. First, Umi introduces herself noting she attended the same middle school as Yuu and somehow they ended up at the same high school. Meanwhile, two simps gossip that their class might be the best because since they arrived, they haven't seen any chicks hotter than the ones in their class. Back to Umi, she jokes she's sick of Yuu like YouTube ads and requests the class look after her while she finds a boyfriend. But Yuu doesn't take it as a joke and tells her to quit treating her like a washed-up old fart. Maki listens as the simps swoon over the baddies convinced the class will revolve around Umi and Yuu Yuu all year leaving ugly background characters like him unnoticed. As the school days progress, Umi and Yuu add a new friend to their Facebook list every minute while Maki eats lunch alone reminiscing about his lame ass introduction which crippled him from making friends because who wants to be friends with a loser who steals his mom's credit card to pay for cultured anime content on Patreon. After school, students rush to their chill spots with friends, something Maki wishes he could do too but since he was born, his mom has been his only friend. Even so, he admits he doesn't want to die alone but for now, he's getting by quite well without any damn friends. The next day in class, Yuu celebrates finishing a week of high school without getting a heart attack from simps slamming herself onto Umi's table. She forces herself into Umi's rice cakes to pet her like a cat but Umi refuses saying she'd rather pet a wild red panda than her. Same as usual, the ugly disgusting simps gawk at the duo >> [music] >> with one admitting Yuu Yuu's smile can help him get through any dull ass day while Maki edits YouTube shorts on his phone. The simp suggests they invite the chicks to karaoke because they can't go the entire year simping and not cracking. Yuu asks Umi if she has any plans this weekend which she confirms saying she's planning to watch Spider-Man Brand New Day. Yuu, as if she's living under a rock, >> [music] >> asks if it's a romance or action movie and requests to join. Pulling out her phone, Umi shows her the Spider-Man Brand New Day trailer on YouTube not surprising her because Yuu's favorite movies are the ones like 50 Shades of Grey. Umi knew from the beginning Yuu wouldn't be excited which is why she planned on watching it alone but Yuu, pretending like she's into movies like those, lies that it looks awesome asking if it's on Amazon Prime to which Yuu Mai denies. Just then, they walk past Maki as he gets up from his desk and he overhears their movie conversation uttering he doesn't see anything weird about Umi's movie taste. On his way home, Maki walks past a bunch of smelly guys making fun of a Reddit moderator who broke into someone's house popping a fantasy in Maki's head of having friends before he quickly snaps out of it. Coming to the Japanese version of Blockbuster, he decides to step inside saying it's been a month since he last stepped into one of these stores thanks to streaming services. He notices a new movie called The Minecraft Movie and picks it up. Soon, he returns it to the shelf noting new movies don't hit like the early 2000s ones and reaches for a classic only to bump into Umi. Quickly, he apologizes but she scolds him instead calling him a meanie because she was beside him the entire time and he never noticed to say hello. This loser can't believe one of the hottest girls in class is talking to a punk like him so he stutters trying to rizz her up. >> That you um you had Seeing this, she takes the lead saying despite being in the same class, this is their first one-on-one conversation. Being an idiot, he asks if she didn't have plans today making Umi realize he was listening to her and Yuu's conversation like every other simp and she calls him a rude boy Rihanna would dump as soon as possible Rocky for. He apologizes in a tone like Umi is going to isekai him but she laughs it off saying their conversation was on Coachella level so even another school in another city could hear. That aside, she points at him saying she has another goal today besides renting movies and that's talking to him making him through his mouth. She then shows an introduction sheet which lists the same hobbies as his explaining she never wrote this when they were introducing themselves but did it afterward. Putting it away, she asks for movie recommendations claiming ever since his introduction she wanted to ask him about this Scanning the shelves, he spots one of his all-time favorites, Piranha Shark, a title she finds ridiculous but promises to give it a try. He explains the title was given to make the movie look innovative and out of the box making her laugh. Piranha Shark reminds her of a movie called Kung Fu Shark which Maki instantly recognizes but recommends she watch Kung Fu Panda instead. Since that day, the duo became friends which brings us back to the present where she suggests they hang out at his place. There, she pulls out a bottle of Pepsi as big as my head with some chips asking what he's ordered to which he replies pizza. He lists all the toppings while she says them along with him like a wife who studies her husband. When Little Caesars delivers the pizza, the duo makes a toast with Pepsi instead of wine for completing another week. Excited, Umi demands to know what game they'll be playing today assuming it's GTA San Andreas like the last time but he declines showing her Red Dead Redemption he found under his mattress. Ready to kick his ass, she tells him to bring it on promising to pump bullets into his ass until he has two but he reminds her since they began playing games, she still hasn't won. However, this is a true believer like Shrek. With that, they kickstart the game playing like Herbert threatens to rearrange their guts if they don't play like the world is ending. They play until sundown and Umi still ends a loser ready to stamp the floor in anger but Maki stops her informing her the stamp will disturb the neighbor beneath and disturbed neighbors equal disturbed police. Refusing to accept her defeat, she suggests they play another game which he quickly accepts knowing only Shiro and Sora can beat him. The duo plays nonstop until they notice it's night marking the end of gaming. Maki prepares to clean the room starting with washing the glasses and Umi offers to help but he refuses because even a baby can wash two glasses effortlessly. So, she begins cleaning the floor while in a cultured position that makes me want to do this TikTok trend right now. For a moment, Maki admires her perfect arch which reminds him of this video before she realizes him staring and calls him a thirsty goat. Quickly, he denies gawking at her claiming he was only curious why she's so slim thick despite eating more fast food than a rich kid who can only boil water. Her remedy for maintaining an Instagram model's figure is by exercising, she explains. She then pokes his tummy saying she's not that slim before tickling him as payback for beating her at every game. Afterwards, he escorts her out while she points out the ton of fun she had revealing it's been their third hangout. At first, she never thought they would get along without clapping cheeks getting involved but he notes they get along because they have the same taste in life. He calls her weird for otaku to him, but she says it's not as weird as him bringing over a girl at his place to simp at her. He quickly denies simping, claiming his mind was on God every second he was with her, but he can't fool her, and she tells him they're going out next week before leaving. When he finally realizes what she said, he stops her, asking if the going out she's referring to is going outside or going out with him as her boyfriend. Laughing, she calls him a silly ass saying she meant going out in the city and explore, regular teenager stuff. So, he asks if it's just them two, which she confirms, saying she's doing it to coach him on how to survive in the world and pull High School DxD baddies. Later, when Maki mom arrives home, she almost through her mouth after Maki tells her he will be going out with a friend. Since she gave birth to this beta male, he made zero friends, so she has to run to the bathroom and wash out her ears to clarify if she was hearing crap. He requests extra money for the date, but mama figures he might be getting bullied for money and refuses. But he drills it into her head it's to go on adventures with a real friend and not an imaginary one like this. Excited, mommy is glad her son finally made a friend and gives him 10 bands, just enough for the road trip, leaving change in the end for cultured anime DVD. The next day, he walks in on the girls talking about Asmongold Twitch live last night, something Umi completely missed, and she apologizes. While the other chicks are busy chatting, she shows Maki a sign to walk over, but being a shy nut willy loser, he remains seated. At lunch, he texts Umi, who instantly asks if he got the money, which he confirms, making her happy he'll be treating her. However, he makes it clear they will be splitting the expenses 50/50, because who's spending 10 bands on cheeks he's not clapping. But he's right. Putting away his phone, he questions if he's a good friend to Umi before hearing a chick and boy approaching nearby. Taking a look, he discovers it's a boy confessing to Umi, and not wanting them to see him, he quickly packs up his junk to go, only to run into you and another chick. You immediately recognizes Maki, and the other girl, curious, asks you if she knows the dork, which she confirms, informing her they're in the same class. That aside, they tell Maki to move his ugly ass so they can listen to Umi confession. The idiots stack themselves on each other, sticking their turtlenecks out, just as the boy asks Umi to be his girlfriend. However, to their shock, Umi rejects the punk. Like, come on, can't a girl say yes for once to an NPC? We have reached the end of the video. Please watch the video on your screen next for part two. 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