MULTISUB💥新番上線💥《神級主持人》第1~96集丨主持人李淩意外穿越到平行世界，成為一名默默無聞的電視臺主持人，同時覺醒了特殊系統。

Teacher Li, wake up. The show's about to start. Where is this? Ruyan, why... Li Ling. Don't you get it? You can't give me the life I want. I can. I'm already in Jiangcheng TV Station now. Once I get through the internship... I'll become a full-time host. Then whatever you wanna buy... I'll buy it for you. Okay? So what if you're a host? Do you know who Wang is? He's Director Wang's son. Someone you could never... even dream of reaching. Baby. Why waste your breath on him? I've got everything arranged. Hahaha. Just kick him out. Put him on the worst late-night show. If the ratings... don't improve within a month... just fire his ass. You... You're abusing your power. My dad's the director. Go ahead, report me if you can. Hahahaha. Let's go, baby. I already booked a room. You better take good care of me later. I hate Brother Wang. You're so bad. Hahahahaha. I see. I traveled through time. Transmigrated into my parallel-world self. Not only did a station big shot's son steal my girlfriend... I got stuck on a late-night show... benched. The original me, to make something of himself... stayed up all night collecting inspirational quotes. But unfortunately... the audience in this world... is sick of all that chicken soup. So the ratings tanked instead. The original host couldn't take it and dropped dead. That's how I ended up here. But I've never been a host before. I don't know what to say. I only know how to serve anti-chicken-soup. Oh, right. This world... hasn't been hit by the anti-chicken-soup storm yet. Why not let me, the king of anti-chicken-soup... give them a shock like no other. Super System activated. From now on... whenever the host's words or actions... trigger strong emotional fluctuations... in others... you can collect Emotion Points. Emotion Points can be used for lottery draws. Prizes include, but are not limited to, wealth, skills... future technology... and even talents. And a system too. This is heaven-sent. The humiliation you suffered... Teacher Li, time to start. I'll get it back for you, sooner or later. ACTION. Don't worry, my former self. Hello, everyone. Good late night, folks. I'm your old friend, Li Ling. Say something... If nothing unexpected happens, today will be our Say something... last episode. Say something... I'm sick of all that stale chicken soup for the soul. And you get rewarded? Host, just give it up. It's the last day, so let's do something different. Say something... Let's go live, dear listeners. Got something that's bugging you? Share it and make my day. Hey, Teacher Li, I really can't take it anymore. I've been with my girlfriend for three years. To give her a better future, I worked overtime till four in the morning every day. Say something... But what happened? She got pregnant with another man's child, and she wants to break up with me. Tell me, after all these years of hard work, Say something... what was it all for? Actually, you don't have to be so upset. Say something... Mr. Lin, are you trying to say that hard work is meaningful? No. I'm trying to tell you, Say something... Say something... If you don't try, you'll never know what despair really is. Trying leads to despair? Is that supposed to be comforting? That's devastating! This is hilarious! Collected Mr. Lin's intense shock. Emotion points +20. Collected audience laughter. Emotion points +200. This is how you play the system. Use cynical quotes to shock them hard. Mr. Li must have snapped. Is this kind of broadcast considered an on-air accident? Wait, don't cut it yet. Look at the ratings curve. It's rising. The ratings are going up. 00: 15 0015 00: 00: 00 Don't turn it off. Let him keep talking. Mr. Li, your words are way too depressing. AUDIOSTU Say something... STUD Mr. Lin, don't be so pessimistic either. You need to know, Say something... Life isn't just about the mundane present, there's also poetry and distant lands. Right? Say something... What poetry and distant lands? I mean, life isn't just about the mundane present, there's also tomorrow's and the day after's drudgery. and countless more drudgery. Say something... If you didn't get it, Say something... then let me put it simply in one sentence. Say something... Life, you know, is just ups and downs, downs, downs, downs, downs... No big deal. After falling enough, you'll get used to it. Yeah, that's it. What a devastating remark. You get used to it after a while. Haha. So funny. This isn't some feel-good advice. It's just toxic. This host, I'm a fan for life. Now this is what I call fun! Even though it stings, compared to all that feel-good advice, it's way more enjoyable to listen to. Teacher Li, thank you. I do feel comforted. But I still can't let go of all these years of feelings. I even thought that if she came back, I could treat that child as my own. But she still rejected me. What a simp. Looks like you still don't realize the real reason for the breakup is. Is it because I don't have enough money? The reason for the breakup is simply that you got together. Think about it. If you hadn't dated, you wouldn't have broken up. No dating, no breakup. That sounds actually kind of makes sense. No, Teacher Li, that's not what I wanted to hear. I love her. I want to win her back. Then just propose to her. Get married. I've thought about that too. But I've tried everything. But she insists on breaking up. I have an idea. Want to give it a try? What idea? Send her a text. Say, Babe, go ahead and have the baby. I'll take the child's last name. Hahahaha. Taking the kid's last name? That's a thing? That's completely backwards. This host is savage. I have no idea if he's comforting or insulting. So funny. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. If I had this wisdom back then, I would have already won over my dream girl. Take the kid's last name. If that could make her come back, I'd do it. Thank you, Teacher Li. I'll go try it now. You're really gonna go for it? Simp god. System. Check mood points. Can be used for one intermediate prize draw. Draw now? Not bad. Already eligible to draw so soon. Just intermediate level. Save up more. Go straight for an advanced ten-pull. Alright. Thanks to Mr. Lin for the last call-in. Hope he gets a 'yes' on his proposal. Now, Let's welcome the next fan. Hello, Teacher Li. I, I've been really troubled lately. Go ahead. I've liked a girl for a long time. We have a really good relationship. We chat often. Hang out together. But a few days ago, I confessed to her. She turned me down. She said she only sees me as a friend. Teacher Li, Do you think between a man and a woman, Can there really be pure friendship? Of course there is. There really is. As long as you're ugly enough. All men are brothers. Pfft. Right in the feels, buddy. Hahahaha. What the hell, 'all men are brothers'? So true. Ugliness is the best contraceptive. And also the preservative for friendship. So, She rejected me because I'm ugly. Don't think like that. You know, Good looks are common, but an interesting soul is rare. Teacher Li, Are you saying my soul is interesting? Should I look for a girl who doesn't care about my looks? What I meant is, You don't have either. Ah... So, Instead of dwelling on this, why not work on improving yourself? Buddy, Take my advice. First, make money. Then, find love. Has neither. Hahaha, that's savage. That's a fatal blow. I understand. From now on, I'll lock my heart and seal off love. Work hard to make money. Thank you, Teacher Li. Looks like this friend has taken it in. Let's move on to the next caller. Hello, Teacher Li. I'd like to ask a question. Hello. Go ahead. Well, here's the thing. I have a friend. A friend. Whenever someone says that, it's about themselves. She really wants to go backpacking on the plateau. To challenge herself. But her family is totally against it. So I want to ask the host. What do you think about budget travel? Hmm. To be honest. I don't have a problem with budget travel itself. Actually, I've always thought. Young people shouldn't just stay home all the time. They should get out more. Like cycling. Working out. Reading. Yeah, that's right. Agreed, agreed. After a day out and about. You'll find. Staying home is actually more fun. Say something... User B User B: So true! Nothing beats staying home with AC and watermelon. User B: So true! Nothing beats staying home with AC and watermelon. So you're saying it's still a money issue. Do these problems. Have to be solved with money? Does money represent everything? Money can solve. Ninety-nine percent of the world's problems. If you have money. You. Your friend. Wouldn't have asked that question just now. But what about. The one percent that can't be solved? Then maybe you don't have enough money. So money means you have everything? No, no, no. The world is fair. It follows the law of conservation. When you get something, you're bound to lose something else. What will you lose? For example, The rich get wealth, and they're bound to lose their worries. Say something... User A: That's awesome! I thought the rich would lose something good, but it's actually worries! User B: Boohoo, that hurts to hear, but it's so real! I... So? Still want your friend to go budget traveling? Not anymore. You're not traumatized into being antisocial, are you? That won't do. Miss, don't shut yourself in yet. Let me tell you something a tragic story that happened to me yesterday. Maybe it'll help you. The host's tragic story. What is it? I'm so curious! Yesterday was the weekend. I was shopping at Times Square. My mood was perfect all day. But just as I was about to head back, a Lamborghini roared past me with its engine. It just passed by, no big deal. I didn't say anything. But as luck would have it, there was a puddle right next to me. That Lamborghini sped off, splashing a wave as high as a building. Splash! All over me. I was so angry. Really, really angry. I clenched my fists, staring at the taillights of that car, and silently swore. Swore what? Come on, tell us! I bet it's "Thirty years east of the river," "thirty years west of the river," "don't bully a young man for being poor." Could it be? What's so great about having money? When I have money, I'll drive an even better car, and splash him back in the face. Say something... I watched the taillights of that car and made a vow I swore that from now on I would definitely control my temper and never let the people around me get hurt again Think about it as long as I control my temper I won't get angry And if I don't get angry then nothing bad will happen, right? So No more getting angry from now on! I didn't expect you, host, to have such thick skin. Hahahaha. This isn't This isn't a late-night soul show, it's a late-night comedy show! I don't I don't lean on walls, I lean on you! Emotion points collected plus one hundred Emotion points plus fifty Emotion points plus twenty Thank you, host Thank you for waking me up with such realistic and cold words I was being too naive Does that friend of yours still want to travel on a budget? Not anymore Remember Nothing is impossible if you have money Let's wish this girl and her friend well Hahaha Say something... Netizen A: Honk honk hungry; what a 'nothing is impossible' Say something... Oh my god, it blew up It really blew up So many calls It's like prime time This show is saved Alright Next up Let's welcome the next lucky fan. Say something... Host Are we connected now? If you want, you can consider us as having successfully matched. Ahem ahem ahem You... You're so smooth with words. Why don't you write a book? Call it 'The Art of Sweet Talk.' The big late-night dating show The big late-night dating show officially begins! Host I didn't know you were such a flirt. Looks like you've flirted with quite a few girls. Well, you're telling the truth, aren't you? Hahaha Okay, jokes aside. I wonder, dear fan, what puzzles you? Or have you encountered something unpleasant lately? No. I've been eating and sleeping well. Nothing to worry about. It's just that I heard your broadcast just now, and I thought you were pretty funny. So I called, just wanted to chat with you. Oh, crap. What's wrong? We might have to cut this call short. Why? Do I have to have a story to talk to your show? Say something... The station has a rule. No dating during work hours. And no getting hit on by girls either. Otherwise, I'll get my pay docked. Who's dating you? You've got some nerve. Say something... Haha, okay, okay. I'll stop messing with you. Even though I don't have a story, I'm really interested in yours. Like your love stories. But seeing how smooth you are, asking one by one, it'd probably take forever. Just pick one, the girlfriend you remember the most. What happened? Nonsense. Just the names of my girlfriends, it'd take three years to list them all. No need to wait that long. Ah. Ahem, host, When your mom gave birth to you, did she forget to give you a face? I can't answer that. Say something... Because because I wasn't there at the time. But I still remember when I was born, my dad cried his heart out for a month and a half. Say something... He swore he couldn't believe that I was passed down from his chromosomes, the kid. "This is definitely not my seed." Later, Say something... to prove her innocence, my mom dragged my dad to get a paternity test. Say something... The doctor pulled back the blanket, took one look and started crying. Say something... Because "Go back, this isn't your son. He's nobody's. Humans can't give birth to a kid this handsome." A trainee nurse walked over, and instantly let down her neatly pinned hair, all at once. "Long hair, kept for you. If I don't marry you in this life, I'll never cut it. I'll become a nun, stay single forever." And then? Say something... Then when I turned fifteen, I didn't dare go to school. In kindergarten, Say something... I went for half a day and then didn't dare go back. Say something... All the kids in the school, the teachers and the principal went crazy. Say something... My face got swollen like a watermelon from all the little girls kissing it. Once a talk show crew came to interview me. The hot girl carrying the camera fainted three times. The girl in charge of taking notes somehow wrote Chinese as Italian and Spanish. In the end, the UN allocated special funds to build me a hideout. Located on the Himalayas, at the top of Mount Everest. I stood on the peak and shouted, "I'm not handsome!" Suddenly, God's voice came from heaven: "No, you're lying." Say something... Yeah, that's it. Come on, come on. I'll I'll go first to sober him up. I'm first! Even Mr. Li doesn't get this drunk from drinking. The streamer's organs are all alcohol. Say something... Speaking of which, I can't help but look at myself in the mirror. Mirror, I'm sorry. Say something... I forgot, you can't handle my handsomeness. Say something... It's my fault. It's all my fault. Oh heavens, why did you make me so handsome? Sigh. Host, you're so funny. Hahaha. Let's get back on topic. Among all your girlfriends, Say something... which one left the deepest impression on you? The deepest impression? If we're talking about that, Say something... there actually is one. This girl, she was my first love. First love? What happened to her? Why can't you forget her? Why didn't you two end up together? She was a good person. Good personality, gentle, caring. As for why we didn't end up together, Say something... the main reason is, I think, Say something... she might... Don't laugh at me, Say something... mainly because her family was poor. No, very poor. What a jerk! Judging by wealth? Totally disillusioned. How can you look down on someone you love for being poor? Host, even though I like your hosting style, as a woman, I think as a man, looking down on the person you love for being poor, I really look down on you for that. I know it's wrong. I had no choice. Say something... Her family was really poor. Shockingly poor. Let me put it this way. My first love, her family, was so poor they didn't even have a door. What? Say something... How is that possible? Could someone be so poor they don't even have a door? Really? No way. Are you starting to talk nonsense? What, do they live in a cave? You're just making excuses because you're a bad person! Host Are you sure you're not joking? Really so poor they don't even have a door? Even if they just put up a wooden board, that still counts as a door. Say something... Tell me about it. If it weren't for her family being so poor they don't even have a door, I guess I would have already gotten a marriage certificate with my first love Say something... and gotten married. Host Please explain properly, what's going on here? Say something... How can a person's home be so poor that they don't even have a door? Are you trying to cover up your gold-digging by lying on purpose? Say something... Lying? I, as the president of the National Looks Association, swear I absolutely did not lie. She told me this herself. What could I do? I'm angry too. Pfft! Shameless! Who made you president? I didn't know that. Well, he got a taste of it, didn't he! Even if her family is really that poor, with a girl's pride, she wouldn't tell you so bluntly. What exactly did she say to you back then? Do I really have to say it? Say something... I feel like it would hurt her. After all, it's her privacy. Say it. I think your first love since she dared to tell you so openly, she won't get angry. Say something... Alright then I'll tell you the truth The story happened seven years ago I was sixteen that year She was fifteen The two of us were recognized by the whole school as a perfect match The guy was handsome And... The girl was beautiful Yeah... Host Let's skip your shameless experience and get straight to the point Okay, okay, okay That day I gathered my courage and stopped her So... The sun was shining after school in the afternoon School's out I Can I come over to your house? After I asked my first love glanced at me then directly said Want to come to my place? No way Well... After saying that she strode off without giving me any chance Anyway... You tell me Isn't her family poor? So poor they don't even have a door I Forget it Go ahead, call me names Even if you think I'm a jerk After all, I really have no choice with a girl who doesn't even have a front door spend my life I'm sorry Host I'm dying of laughter Hahaha This is not about her family being poor It's that she didn't like you just an excuse not to let you come over Damn! I'm really impressed! Well... First time First time I've heard a rejection phrased so refreshingly! You held back for so long just to drop that bombshell? Can I come Can I come to your place? No way! Hahahaha! Haha... I can't, I can't, call 120, I'm laughing so hard I'm dying! Say something... Alright, everyone. Happy times are always short. The National Appearance Association also notified me to go to a meeting now. That's all for today's show. Dear viewers, until we meet again. What the heck! We've only been on for a few minutes and it's over? Don't end it! Don't end it! If you do, I'll unfollow! Say something... It's so hard Finally found a gem of a show, but happiness is always short-lived, huh? I feel like I feel like my happiness is gone. I'm gonna be emo. Li You're a genius! Do you know that just now, you broke all the station's records completely? Look at this curve, straight up. Even the station's prime-time flagship show is left in the dust by you. If the station director knew, this show would definitely be saved. Even if he begged me on his knees to stay, I'd still leave. I don't want to help the enemy make money. Yo What are you, a loser, still doing here? Don't tell me you're reluctant to leave? Hmph How about you get on your knees and beg me? Maybe if I'm in a good mood, I'll let you be a janitor here. Wang It's not like that. Li's show just blew up. Huge hit. Impossible. This kind of late-night inspirational show nobody watches anymore. How could it blow up? It's true. If you don't believe me, look at the data. It actually blew up. Wang Look, Since the show is a hit, could you consider letting Teacher Li stay? Hahaha You actually think the show blew up because of this loser? As far as I know, for a show that's about to be canceled, old listeners always come back to say goodbye. The ratings get a brief spike. What's so special about that? Wasn't there a parenting show before that had three consecutive days of number one ratings before it was canceled? It still got canceled. So that's how it is. You almost fooled me. You actually claim this as your own achievement. Shameless. Hmph Wang But this time the data trend is different. What's different about it? How bad this show is, don't I know? I say it's garbage, then it's garbage. Fool. I hope in the future, you won't get on your knees and beg me to come back. Beg you? Li Ling Daydream You'd better wait until daytime to have that dream. Whether it's a dream or not, we'll see. This is outrageous! Li Ling You just wait. I'm going to blacklist you right now. Make sure you never host a show again in your life. Whatever. System, how many emotion points do I have now? Current emotion points: three hundred fifty thousand. You can do three premium draws. Draw now? Three premium draws. Nice, let me see. What good stuff can I get? Draw now. Congratulations, Master! You've obtained a god-level talent. Immersion. When activated, as you tell a story, it allows listeners to automatically visualize the corresponding story scenes. Immersion. As long as I speak, the audience can directly see the world I describe. A lonely smoke straight in the vast desert, the setting sun round over the long river. So real! For a host, this skill is like adding wings to a tiger. Even if later, I run out of my toxic chicken soup jokes, just telling stories, I can still earn a lot of emotion points, right? Let me see what else I can get next. Congratulations, Master! You've obtained a small goal: one hundred million. Got a small goal just like that. So awesome! System, you rock! Congratulations, Master! You've obtained a Misfortune Card. When used, you can designate a target to suffer misfortune. Misfortune Card. Revenge is best served immediately. Then let me send you a big gift first. Damn it! That loser Li Ling. How dare he bump into me? Who does he think he is? Brother Wang, why bother with that loser? He's just all talk. Without his radio job, he can't even afford next month's rent. It's late, Brother Wang. How about we play some games? Sounds good. I'm feeling hot tonight. You're so bad. Beautiful. Don't run away. Ugh! Brother Wang, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me! He's falling apart! Call an ambulance, quick! Okay, I'll call one now. Tsk. That's just brutal. The system's amazing. Uncle. I found you a genius host. How good are they? Tell me about it. Last night I was bored, so I just turned on a show. I didn't expect the host to be so entertaining. Every line was a punchline. Had me laughing nonstop. What show? What are the ratings like? It's from Jiangcheng TV, a late-night program. The ratings have already broken prime-time records. That impressive? But right now he's with Jiangcheng TV. I have a grudge with that Old Wang. I doubt he'll let him go. Don't worry, Uncle. He's already been fired. He's no longer with Jiangcheng TV. Fired? Has Old Wang lost his mind? Firing a gem like that? It was his useless son who did it. Great. This is a godsend. There's a show tomorrow night that needs a mentor. Xue'er, contact him right away. Invite him to the show. If he can boost the show's ratings to prime-time levels, I promise to create a tailor-made show for him. Budget, no cap. That's bold, Uncle. I'll go contact him now. Gonna be gone for a while! Teacher Li is live! Teacher Li is live! Say something... Hello, everyone in the livestream. Good evening. Teacher Li You're not going to be a host anymore? You're going to be an influencer. Yeah. The show's canceled. Gloriously unemployed. Today I'm just testing the waters with a livestream. I didn't prepare anything fun. Let's just connect and chat. Say something... Netizen C: Pick me! Hello, Teacher Li. Hello. What should I call you? Just call me Mr. Lu. Mr. Lu. From your voice, you seem... to have something bothering you. Yes. I've been really unhappy lately. Oh? Really? Then what unhappy thing share it so we can all have a laugh? Say something... Ahem. Mr. Lu, Actually, I want to tell you your unhappiness might become the source of joy for those who don't like you the source of joy. But those who truly like you will, because of your unhappiness, feel sad. So cheer up. It's just like life. Hard work doesn't guarantee success. But if you don't work hard, it's really comfortable. Say something... Lit! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Hey. Teacher Li, let's get back to the point. During the recent New Year, one of my cousins got rich. The whole family revolved around him. My relatives kept using me as a negative example. I felt so sad I wanted to cry. You know, just two years ago, he was a slacker. In just these two years, he won over a hundred thousand in the lottery. Then he started a business, and it kept growing bigger. Now he drives a car that's a Land Rover worth over three hundred thousand dollars. Say something... Netizen Ding: Same here. Mr. Lu, regarding this issue, actually, don't be so upset. Think about it, did you only see how others seem to be living the high life on the surface? and ignore something? Teacher Li, I understand all your reasoning. Are you trying to say that others seem to be thriving on the surface, but behind the scenes, they might be facing great difficulties, or putting in way more effort than I could ever imagine. But, but I really can't accept it. It's too disheartening. How come these fans love filling in the blanks themselves so much? No, no, no, Mr. Lu, you misunderstood. What I meant to say is... Say something... You only see others living a happy life on the surface Say something... but you don't know behind the scenes they're also thriving Say something... Are you okay? Say something... Ahem Mr. Lu Wow Boo hoo hoo Say something... Oh no He's not crushed, is he? I can feed you bitter chicken soup But comforting people? No way. Guys Help me out here! Just Let him cry for a while! It'll be good for him! I think your silence right now is the best comfort for him! Li... Mr. Li, I think you need to seriously reflect on yourself! Say something... He's just rubbing salt in the wound Cooking up a storm! Too... So flashy So flashy! Hearing him cry, I can't help but laugh! Looks like I have to do it myself Say something... Mr. Lu Please don't get upset Think about it carefully Having money does it really make you happy? Say something... Your You mean, the more you earn, it doesn't necessarily make you happier? You can't even imagine how happy they are Say something... No Do you think rich people are unhappy? Mr. Li, please stop talking! Mr. Li, please stop talking, love Mr. Li, please stop talking! You're just sprinkling chili powder! You're just poking his heart again! I I'm dying of laughter, really, oh my, I can't, I can't! I shouldn't have come to you. Still too fragile His cousin has already gotten rich What else can you do but accept it? Let's welcome the next lucky fan Say something... Alright Let's send off the previous friend Say something... I'm your biggest fan, you can call me Xiaomei! Hello, Xiaomei. Say something... Thanks for calling in. Say something... I don't know what's on your mind. Or if something's bothering you. If there is, feel free to speak up. Say something... Don't worry, we won't laugh at you. Say something... Unless we can't help it. Hahaha Say something... We definitely won't laugh. Say something... I studied at Zuan University. Same Same nine Same nine years You You're so showy I don't I don't have any stories. Say something... Xiaomei: I'm just a bit bored. Tell Tell us some jokes! Say something... Alright Since you want to hear, I'll tell a few little stories from my Moments. Little stories from Moments??? Aren't they all about showing off kids and travel? His name is Wang Genji. Say something... I have a friend Blah blah blah Wang Gen Very profound. Profound. Ha Hahaha Say something... Detected that the host is telling a story. Use immersive talent? Use It happened in the summer. Say something... I was having dinner with Wang Genji. Say something... One day He suddenly started crying to me. Say something... Ling I'm so mad. What's wrong? Genji You don't know I saw a woman on my Moments posted a long rant bashing men Really? That's too much. Ling Don't believe me? Look. A global survey shows 99% of women worldwide hope to receive cosmetics on May 20th or jewelry instead of teddy bears, chocolates roses, and stuff like that On May 20th foreign men buy expensive, exquisite gifts for their partners and have a romantic candlelit dinner while Chinese men give their wives cheap gifts and the wives still have to cook and do chores at night do laundry Share this to the men in my Moments Let them celebrate 520 if they want. Men, huh? The most anno- -ying people like this. Always painting with a broad brush, countless people. Must they celebrate it? Say something... When I saw that Moments post, I was really pissed off too. But for a moment I didn't know what to say. After all, some women are just like that. Blame others for everything. Say something... So I could only advise Genji, bro, bro, forget it. Let it go. Lin, I felt the same way at first. Can't be bothered with her. But she actually cursed me. And even mocked me. When I heard that, this woman's got issues. She painted all men with the same brush. Say something... Fine, that's one thing. But why did she single me out and insult me? Bro, what's up? Why did she curse you? I told him, foreigners don't celebrate 520, and to delete his Moments post. And then, he just went off on me. How do you know? You been abroad? Some arrogant nobody who knows nothing. What are you yapping about here? This is after some expert did research, told me. You stubborn argumentative jerk. Say something... After I read that, I also thought Genji is indeed being a bit argumentative. After all, he's never been abroad. How would he know that foreigners don't celebrate 520? So I immediately tried to reason with him. Bro, you've never been abroad either. How do you know foreigners don't celebrate 520? Foreigners simply don't celebrate 520. There's no way they celebrate 520. Okay, okay, okay. Foreigners don't celebrate 520. Then tell me, why don't they celebrate 520? After Genji explained, I realized that he wasn't being a contrarian. He is a foreigner. Say something... They really don't celebrate 520. Hah. Fellow netizens, guess what Genji actually said? Don't keep us in suspense! Teacher Li, just say it, about the 520! Hurry up and tell us. Want gifts? I'll send you some. Say something... Please, just tell us already! Because "520" sounds like "I love you" in Chinese. Say something... Foreigners don't speak Chinese. Foreigners don't speak Chinese. Wow, that's the truth! Whatever makes you happy. Damn. What a logic genius! 22? Hahahahaha... N6666... No more jokes! Can't joke anymore? Hahaha, little show-off, hahaha! Almost thought what that woman said was true. Okay, let's continue. Once I realized Genji was right, Say something... I asked him, Then how did this woman reply to you? Then I heard Wang Genji say in a gloomy tone, Say something... She blocked me. How could she not? People She has her pride, you know! Say something... I would have blocked you too. I would have blocked you too. Who embarrasses someone like that? Sigh. Speaking of blocking, my friend Genji Say something... has another story. Say something... Teacher Li, Teacher Li, please tell us, we want to hear more! Ugh. My buddy Genji, because of his age, is being pressured by his family to get married. Say something... But guess what? In just over a month, he got banned by the country's biggest matchmaking website and blocked. He They won't even take his business? Say something... With more and more male clients, how could they block him? Say something... I remember that day, school had just let out for summer break. Genji asked me to meet up. The moment we met, Man, he was crying like a two-hundred-pound baby. Say something... His eyes were all red. What happened? Why are you crying? Lin, I... I logged into that matchmaking site today, and the system said I got blocked. What? Say something... As soon as I heard 'blocked', I got pissed off right then and there. Matchmaking sites these days... are they that aggressive? Blocking people just like that. Say something... This caused my buddy so much psychological trauma. So I volunteered on the spot. Pulled out my phone and called customer service. Say something... Hello, sir. How can I help you? What's wrong with your website? Why did you block me? Bro, Impossible, sir. The customer is king. We absolutely never block customers. Then my buddy Wang Genji Say something... How did he get blocked? Say something... Wang Genji Right Are you saying your site didn't block him? Say something... Well Sir, please calm down Let me add you on WeChat and send you some pictures You can judge for yourself, okay? Say something... Since the customer service said that what else could I say? I glanced at Genji, who was still sobbing and held back from saying anything I agreed In less than a minute the customer service added me on WeChat After adding me the customer service sent many screenshots all from the female guest's Moments Say something... Under each post there were comments from my buddy Say something... After reading those comments I fell silent I finally realized why this idiot, after all these years still can't find a girlfriend Let me read a few for you guys Say something... A long-awaited vacation finally arrived the Melbourne I've been dreaming of Bracing the 90-degree heat doing yoga on an empty beach Ah bathed in the July sun enjoying the Australian heatwave Used to go shopping on tropical islands every summer It's nice to come to the beach once in a while Obviously this female guest wanted to show off her glamorous life hoping for likes or envious comments But my buddy Genji Say something... He directly replied with four words below Say something... How did you do it Same old story, huh Eat less, move more I haven't had any snacks for half a year I go to the gym every day to do yoga Keep myself busy You get what you put in Don't you all think that's fine? Say something... Hearing this This conversation is so normal How could it just... Say something... block someone? Say something... This reply is fine, it's fine You want to block Brother Genji? Say something... Why block Why block him? I feel the same as all you viewers Say something... This question and answer even made me think Wang Genji's emotional intelligence finally kicked in If you knew, you'd be pissed to death by him Say something... But you'll never guess what he replied later I asked How did you manage to be in Melbourne in July when everyone is wearing down jackets you're the only one in a bikini just walking around on the beach Say something... Tell me, with this emotional intelligence how could you not block him? Haha Hahahaha I'm dying of laughter Hahaha Diankang Yongrenshi Diankang Zhourenshi Wang Genji is a total logic genius Diankang Diankang Zhourenshi Diankang Zhourenshi Qing Pin Zuogong Genji Brother Genji is basically the ceiling of emotional intelligence Too good at... Too good at undermining I really want to know the size of Anna's psychological shadow bar none The scariest part isn't this. Screenshots like this Customer service sent me a bunch. Let me tell you another one. Just think about it. Spill it, spill it! I want to hear it. What other crazy moves does he have? A girl named Say something... A girl named Qi Gege She posted on her Moments a paragraph like this. Sigh Why does every new person who adds me ask if I'm eighteen? Okay, I admit it, I look young. I'm thirty, and I still have such fair skin. But I'm not smug about it. Because a woman's age isn't the most important thing. What matters is the sediment of time. Please, everyone, don't misunderstand my age. You guys are annoying me. A level-ten scholar of humblebrag literature! Ten-level word scholar! In other words, Come on, compliment me on how pretty I am! Absolutely he never plays by the rules. How will Mr. Li shut this down this time? Say something... After I saw this screenshot, I thought to myself, Genji's way of thinking no matter how quirky it is, faced with this kind of 'every potter praises his own pot' self-praising copy, he should be at a loss, right? At most, he'd just give a like and move on. Say something... But then, guess what? Girl, didn't you write on your own profile that you're 18? If that's correct, then why blame others for asking? Haha I'm dying of laughter. This Wang Genji is way too straightforward! Hahaha He's a nice guy, just doesn't know how to talk. He's pretty much hopeless. Just find a temple and become an abbot, just find a temple and become an abbot, and stop wreaking havoc on the world. Say something... Actually, Although my buddy is a bit thick-headed, and a little simple, there are still some blind ones, I mean, there are still girls with discerning eyes, who took a liking to my buddy. Even, he once had a relationship that got to the point of marriage, and went to meet the girl's parents. So did it work out? They broke up. Say something... No. After meeting the parents, Could it be Could it be that the girl's family Could it be that the girl's family looked down on him? Teacher Li, hurry up and tell us! This is a sad story. Say something... Speaking of which, And the cause of the story Say something... is his name. The name Wang Genji is quite festive, isn't it? Say something... Teacher Li, just tell us already! Stop keeping us in suspense. It was a year ago, Wang Genji was dating a rich and beautiful girl. Say something... After a year of dating, so Wang Genji brought a generous gift and went to the girl's house. To show respect, the girl even gathered a large group of relatives and friends to meet him. Ah You're Little Wang, huh? Think about it, the future father-in-law, right off the bat, Say something... calls you 'Little Wang Ba'. Not only can you not get angry, you have to put on a smile. What torture is that? Say something... Ah, no no no, Look at me, I'm so clumsy, my bad, my bad, haha. You're Little...? Ambulance! Ambulance! Hahaha, ambulance! Call an ambulance! This dad, is he a divine assist or a pig opponent? Hahahaha The scene of him dying on the spot was too tragic, really too tragic, hahaha. Say something... Two times in a row My future father-in-law stepped on every landmine perfectly My buddy Wang Genji At that moment, his mood could be described as utterly devastated And just at that moment Say something... My future mother-in-law appeared She has to get it right, right? Old Du What are you saying? You have no filter Oh dear So you're Genji, right? You're really handsome No wonder our daughter likes you so much Well... This is so awkward Say something... Hahaha, I'm dying Teacher Li Say something... Your friend is just too unlucky How about it, Xiao Mei? Say something... Are you feeling any better now? Say something... Much better Thank you, Teacher Li Say something... But Speaking of meeting the parents I'm pretty stressed about it too Whenever I think about the New Year having to deal with all the marriage pressure I'm only twenty-three Say something... making me feel like I'm thirty-three It's not the New Year, it's a trial Tribulation Eight blind dates, help me! So I wanted to ask Teacher Li Have you ever encountered any Say something... special stories about blind dates? Say something... About blind dates, in my mind, there is indeed one memorable thing. But this is not a joke, but a horror story. Say something... Ahem I think toxic chicken soup jokes are more suitable for late night. I love hearing them, hurry up and tell me! This story is Say something... about a friend of mine nicknamed Ah Hao. He's thirty-two years old, career Say something... and family are both ordinary. Since he's getting older, relatives are frantically setting him up on blind dates, but they all failed. Over time, he developed a rebellious attitude and absolutely refused to go on any more blind dates. Until one time, his cousin introduced him to a very beautiful girl. Ah Hao was instantly smitten. After meeting, he was very attentive. Excuse me, I need to go to the restroom. Don't go to the bathroom. Don't go to the bathroom. Whatever you do, don't go. Why? This the bathroom in this coffee shop has a problem. Is there something dirty in the bathroom? The blind date girl was also curious. Say something... This bathroom, is there something weird about it? Inside the bathroom, there's something dirty. Previously, the girls who had blind dates with me here before, several girls, all said they were going to the bathroom, and then none of them came back. Mr. Li, are you sure you're not just making this up? Say something... Maybe it's because Ah Hao told such a scary story that the girl turned pale. Same here. She really didn't go to the bathroom. Well, how about we cut to the chase and talk about ourselves? I'm thirty-two years old, I rent a place in the city, and I don't have a car. My job? I think it's pretty stable. About four thousand a month, plus commission, so maybe five thousand. Sorry, my stomach's a bit off. I still need to go to the bathroom. Don't go. Didn't I tell you? There's something wrong with that bathroom. Listen to me, you really can't go. Oh no. Another one gone. That girl didn't actually get into trouble, did she? After the girl walked into the bathroom, Sis, what kind of match did you set me up with? A date? How could his situation be so bad? I graduated from a top university, and make over ten thousand a month. Forget it, forget it. I'll pretend to go to the bathroom and leave. You handle the cleanup. That's it. Bye. Oh no. I already told her not to go to the bathroom. Once you go, you don't come back. She just wouldn't believe me. Why do all the girls I go on blind dates with disappear as soon as they go to the bathroom? Another one missing. It cracks me up! The bathroom! Just now! The funniest horror story ever! Oh my god. First stream, one million viewers online. And it's still growing. This is a super potential hit. I need to report this immediately. Hey, boss. I found a super potential hit. Say something... Hey everyone It's late Thanks for sticking around Wei Baoshi: Wei Shizhe: We'll connect with one more lucky fan a lucky fan and then we'll go offline You're it whose ID is the one called 'Dú Diào Hán Jiāng de Péng Yǒu' It's all because I'm too charming making you follow me from the TV station all the way to the live stream Interesting. Did you run into anything unpleasant today? Keep telling jokes. I want to hear more about Wang Genji. If you can make me laugh, I'll give you a surprise gift. Say something... Surprise Fine, for the sake of the surprise I'll throw my good buddy under the bus again Alright, let me tell a story about Wang Genji when he was first chasing a girl This story Back then, he was a notorious simp. One time, he met a girl at a bar. But she thought he wasn't good enough. So she turned him down. Wang Genjin didn't give up. He started pursuing her like crazy. Day and night, nonstop. Said 'good morning' in the morning, 'drink more hot water,' said 'good night' at night, 'drink more hot water.' He was always the first to like her posts. But it never worked. Thanks, I only see you as a friend. Say something... And that was it. He simped for months. Spent a lot of money too. We, his brothers, couldn't stand it anymore. +1 So I specially found a wise master living deep in the mountains. Hoping this master could enlighten him and free him from his misery. Master, my brother is troubled by love. I beg you to give him some guidance. Sit. Master, I don't understand. I don't know how to let go. Layman, Please pick up the cup beside you. Amitabha. Actually, in this world, there's nothing you can't let go of. When it hurts enough, you'll let go naturally. When it hurts, you'll naturally let go. love When it hurts, you'll naturally let go. Naturally let go. Where can I find him? I want to ask him some questions too. Teacher Li, this doesn't seem funny. Say something... Don't worry, the story's not over yet. After the master finished speaking, Wang Genji was silent for a moment, then looked up at the master. Master, can I change the cup? Sure. Wait, ceramic cups conduct heat quickly, holding boiling water would be even more scalding, right? Hahaha: hahaha. Zhi***: hahaha le er hahaha: lai We are also confused: haha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha: hahaha qing***: haha le Haer***: coming We are also confused. Hahaha le Haha****: ha lai le Hahaha: hahaha Master, please continue pouring water. Little disciple, What's wrong with you? Isn't it hot? It's hot. Then why don't you let go? And then, Say something... Guess what Wang Genji replied? User A: Could it be the water temperature? Netizen A: Could it be the water temperature dropped? Netizen C: If you don't finish, I'm going to sleep. Then my buddy, gritting through the pain, said tremblingly, Because Because this cup was a gift from her. Amitabha. Even this old monk can't help. Simps are truly something else. Ha. Hahahaha, I'm gonna die laughing in this live stream! in the stream in the live stream gonna die laughing in this live stream in the live stream Say something... Netizen C: Simps are truly amazing. Simps would die for each other. Hahaha. No, no, Teacher Li, I can't take it anymore. Say something... My stomach hurts from laughing. You're so funny. So, a bet's a bet. Now can you tell me what the surprise you mentioned is? Go open the door and you'll find out. Say something... The surprise is... Teacher Li eats so well? I'm so jealous. He's not really outside the door, is he? Uh, that's all for today's stream. Say something... Thank you everyone. See you tomorrow. Surprise, Teacher Li! You You actually came to my door! Aren't you going to invite me in? I thought guys' rooms were always messy. I didn't expect your room, Mr. Li, to be so clean. It's like you're not a bachelor at all. You knock on my door in the middle of the night could it be just to inspect the cleanliness? Just say it. What's the surprise? Mr. Li Ling I represent the provincial TV station and formally invite you. The provincial TV station? You can represent them? My name is Mu Xue. My uncle is the director of the provincial TV station. Mu Cheng I told him about you. He really admires your abilities. He decided to hire you as a special guest mentor for 'Troubleshooting Master'. Special guest mentor? Yes. That show just happens to need a mentor. If you can, like the day before yesterday, boost the show's ratings, my uncle can tailor-make a exclusive show for you. Unlimited budget. That's quite bold. Let me think it over. Hmm. The live-stream audience is different from TV show audiences. If you want to harvest more emotional value, blooming on both sides is the way to go. I can agree. But I have one condition. Besides recording the show, I want to have free time otherwise. Whether it's live-streaming or doing other side gigs, the TV station can't interfere. No problem. I accept on behalf of my uncle. Privately, as long as you don't break the law, even if you date female fans every day, no one will stop you. Speaking of dating, how about considering me? With you? Yeah. Am I not pretty enough? Forget it. Women only slow down my sword-drawing speed. I'll just focus on my career. Chicken. Master of Troubleshooting, tomorrow at three p.m., at the provincial TV station's Studio One, recording. Don't be late. Got it. See yourself out. System, check current mood value. Master, your current mood value is five hundred and eighty thousand. You can perform five premium draws. Draw now. Rolls-Royce Limited, congratulations, Master! You've won a limited edition Rolls-Royce, a Silver Ghost. Holy crap! Rolls-Royce Silver Ghost? Isn't that the world's most ultimate luxury car? It's worth at least one point six billion dollars. System, you're awesome! Wait, this is just the ownership certificate system. Where's my car? Please don't worry, Master. Within three days, staff will deliver the car to you. Good. Keep drawing. Congratulations, Master! You've won a Truth Card. When used, it forces the target to tell the truth. Congratulations, Master! You've won a Dirt Card. When used, it exposes all the target's dirt with one click. Congratulations, Master! You've won a Modification Card. When used, it can modify the content of any contract or document. I've hit a jackpot of cards! All functional god-tier cards. Nice, nice. I can keep these as a backup. Last draw. Hope I get another talent. Congratulations, Master! You've won a god-tier talent, Heartstrings. When activated, your words will have immense persuasive power and influence, striking straight to the soul. This is awesome! Whatever I want, I get! Perfect, I can use it during the recording tomorrow. What's wrong with TV stations these days? Any Tom, Dick, or Harry gets to go on stage. Hmph. Looks like our industry really needs a cleanup. A greenhorn barely in his twenties becoming a guest? It's dragging down our standards. All departments, ready? Three, two, one, go! Thank you to our invited audience. And thank you to our viewers at home. Welcome to 'Troubleshooting Master'. First, let me introduce today's three mentors. First up, a mega-influencer with millions of followers on short-video platforms, the famous workplace motivational coach, Liu Wenbin. Teacher Liu! Teacher Liu! Teacher Liu! Second is a popular figure on a social media platform, a seasoned relationship advice guru. Teacher Xu Tong. Teacher Xu, we love you! And third, the recently popular founder of 'toxic motivational quotes', Li Ling, Teacher Li. Teacher Li! Teacher Li! Our three mentors are in place. Next, let's welcome our first guest to the stage. I wonder what problem he will bring. Hello, host. Hello, three teachers. My name is Xiao Zhang. I'm a recent graduate, working as a construction site safety intern. Hello, Xiao Zhang. Don't be too nervous. You can tell us about the difficulties you're facing. I, along with our three mentors here, will do our best to help you solve your problems. I come from a rural area. My dad has an old leg injury, so my family is not well-off. I graduated last year and became a safety officer at a construction site. My monthly salary is about five thousand yuan. But... but just last month, my girlfriend of three years ran off with a guy who drives a BMW X5, a man eight years older than her. I'm really lost right now, honestly. Is a man who is poor really worth nothing? So I want to quit my job and start a business, take a risk. I came here today to ask you all, Should I go all in and start a business, or keep my job? Xiao Zhang, right? I deeply sympathize with your situation. But what I want to say is, when you're young, you have to be bold and fight. Don't hesitate. How did Jack Ma start Alibaba back then? He borrowed money from his wife, and fought with his back against the wall. What did they rely on back then? It was just a spirit, a belief. Your situation now is so similar to theirs back then. So I one hundred percent support you starting a business. Carry this never-give-up spirit, and you will definitely succeed. Mr. Liu is right. While you're young, you should take more risks, explore more. Is this helping him? You're practically telling him to go die. Yes, I personally also agree with Mr. Liu's point of view. According to a global data survey, successful people are often those who dare to fight. Young people, just stay awake and fight. I understand. Thank you both for your advice. What a bunch of bullshit gurus. This young man comes from a poor family, and his father has a leg injury. If his business fails, he'll be facing an abyss. When that happens, will the two of you take responsibility for him? I'm afraid you'll run as far away as possible. I wonder, Mr. Li, what good advice do you have for this young man? Xiao Zhang, I've heard your story. But I've noticed you actually have one more strength. Wh-what strength? Do you think you're poor, ugly, and untalented? See, isn't that your strength? Huh? That counts as a strength? When you think you're poor, ugly, and untalented, don't despair. At least your judgment is pretty accurate. Master detected. Attempting to reason with words. Activate the heart-touching talent? No. Martial. Activate. Xiao Zhang. Do you know why the ugly duckling turned into a swan? Do you know why Cinderella became the prince's bride? Do you know why Snow White was saved by the prince? Because the ugly duckling never gave up, stayed strong in life. Because Cinderella was kind and beautiful. Because Snow White was pure and innocent. So the prince fell for her and saved her. Wrong. Very wrong. Dead wrong. The ugly duckling became a swan because its parents were swans. Cinderella went to the prince's ball because she was a count's daughter. Snow White got saved by the prince because she was a princess. And pretty. Try swapping her for some farmer's ugly daughter, laying there. See if the prince would save her. The prince would wish he had two more legs, running faster than a horse. You choose to start a business now, that means you're giving up your only stable income. I support dreamers, but before making any decision, take a look at your own situation. Your elderly mother, your father with a bad leg, they're all counting on you. If your business fails, what's the outcome? Ever thought about that? Make your father, who can barely walk, go back to work in the fields, and your mother carry the burden of life? I don't care how sweet all that bullshit motivational talk sounds. But remember this: As a child, you must be grateful. I'm not asking you to make huge contributions, just don't let down anyone who cares about you. Whoa, that hit me like a ton of bricks. Now that's a truly responsible master. Well said! Compared to Teacher Li, those guys are just ridiculous. I'm a fan now! This is what we wanted to hear. Realistic but warm. Teacher Li Li, Thank you, thank you. I understand. My family, to put me through college, has already gone into a lot of debt. I can't be that selfish anymore. Thank you, Teacher Li. Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no. It's not even New Year's yet. I don't have a red envelope on me. Thanks, Brother Li. Director, the show is a hit! The ratings jumped five points. The text message feedback is also exploding. They're all coming for that Teacher Li Ling's performance. It was totally worth it to invite him. Good, keep monitoring. How about it, Uncle? I didn't recommend the wrong person, did I? No rush, let the dust settle. I want to see what miracle he can ultimately create. Thank you, Teacher Li, for your advice. It has greatly benefited this caller. Next, let's hand the time over to the next caller. Hello, teachers. My name is Lin Xin. My husband and I have been married for two years. I'm a stay-at-home mom. My husband earns two hundred thousand a year. Life was okay before. But recently I discovered that every month he secretly sends his rural mother a thousand yuan. As a child, giving parents a thousand yuan what's wrong with that? Isn't that the most basic filial piety? Before, he would discuss with me even when transferring tens of thousands. Now, even this thousand yuan he hides from me. I feel really uncomfortable. I feel like he's deceiving me. I've been having insomnia every day lately. I'm even thinking about divorce. This guest, this is definitely not just a problem of a thousand yuan. The most important thing between a couple is trust. If you hide a thousand today, tomorrow you could hide ten thousand. This kind of deception is absolutely intolerable. This is the greatest insult to women. Teacher Xu is right. This is deception. This is distrust. Men are all pigs. This... Is this right? I also think Mr. Xu is right. Marriage is like a tree. Trust is water. A tree without water withers. Ma'am, you need to channel your inner Iron Lady. Fight. Negotiate. Never let him continue this deception. Thank you both for your support. How far should I push it? Make him hand over his paycheck card to me? Yes. Your husband made such a huge mistake. Not only should he hand over his paycheck card, better yet, he should also post a public apology on social media. Thank you both for your advice. Now let's welcome Li Ling, Mr. Li, to speak. Regarding what you just said, I have only one thing to say. What is it? What the hell, why don't you just get a divorce already? Mr. Li? Actually, we still have a foundation of feelings. Isn't divorce a bit too... Who starts by advising divorce? I think the woman is the problem. Why is Mr. Li helping this woman? That's not like Mr. Li. No, no, no. You misunderstood. I mean, let your husband divorce you quickly. Let him divorce me? Otherwise? Keep you around for the holidays? Teacher Li, did you misspeak? I don't know if the world has gone crazy, or you people have. A man, making two hundred thousand a year, giving his own mother, a thousand a month—that's betrayal? That's deception? That's his own mom. You're lying awake at night, is it because he lied to you? No. You're upset about the money. If he secretly gave a thousand to your parents, would you still call it deception? You'd just think he didn't give enough. I'm not— Filial piety comes first. In your eyes, he's a liar. In my eyes, he did nothing wrong. I'm begging you, a woman with such twisted values, so greedy and insatiable, just let that man go. Stop ruining his life. Well said! Teacher Li, you're awesome! Holy crap, that felt good. So true! If the man gave it to the woman's parents, she'd probably think it's not enough. Giving your parents a thousand gets you judged? This world, finally someone with a clear head. This Teacher Li, aren't you being a bit too harsh? In your mind, is deception in marriage just normal? Exactly! We women work so hard to keep this family together, and we deserve to be lied to? This show— where did the producers find this person? And they call him a master? A man can't even give his own mother a thousand bucks without sneaking around. What you see is deception, what I see is just heartache. Ms. Zhou, you just said your husband makes two hundred thousand a year. After social insurance and housing fund, and daily utilities, he takes home at least seven or eight thousand a month. So tell me, does that money stay in his own pocket, or does he hand it over to you? He hands it over. I manage it. Alright then. Since the money is with you, I'd like to ask, how do you spend it each month? I— I use it for household expenses, of course! Running a family costs money, doesn't it? Household expenses. A nice way to put it. Coincidentally, the annual spending summaries just came out for all the platforms. Would you mind sending your statements to the crew, just one copy, so we can all have a look? I— That's my personal privacy! Why would I show you? You're violating my right to privacy and my image rights! Host, I have her statements. Honey? What are you doing here? I sent them. Tsk tsk tsk, wow. Just wow. A family making over a hundred thousand a year spent over seventy thousand just on online shopping. The most ironic part? She donated ten thousand without a peep, yet her husband giving his own parents a thousand bucks is somehow unforgivable. Really opens your eyes. Pfft, disgusting. She'd rather donate to strangers than spend a cent on her mother-in-law. How can someone be so awful? Mr. Wang, please, right now, in front of all our viewers, call your in-laws. Call them? Yes. Just say you got paid, and your wife asked you to wire them their living expenses. No matter what they ask, you stick to it and say it's two thousand a month. Wang Hai, don't listen to him! Don't call! Fine. I'll call. Hello? Wang Hai? Why are you calling now? Mom, I just got paid. Xinxin's phone broke, so she asked me to transfer your living expenses. She said to send you two thousand. I was wondering, which card should I put it on? What do you mean two thousand? It's four thousand every month! Why is it only two thousand now? Did you pocket the difference? Alright, alright. Mom. Four thousand, right? I get it. I'll call her in a bit. Wang Hai. Let me explain. I was just... Hey. Sir, the contestant. Hold on, don't rush. Host. No one's talking me out of it today. You've got it wrong. I'm not telling you not to be mad. I'm telling you to calm down first. Hear her out, see how she spins it. Right. Let's hear her spin it. No. It's not what you think. Just let me explain myself. Wang Hai. My parents raised me. What's wrong with giving them four thousand a month? Is it really worth making a fuss over? Think about it. Who raised our kid? My parents help with the kid every day. Did they ask for money? If we hired a nanny, that'd be four or five thousand a month. You're hopelessly stupid. Shut up. I work overtime every day. For who? For this family. You sit at home tapping on your screen. Where does the money come from? I told you from the start, you take care of the kid, or, bring my parents from the countryside to help. But you insisted, my parents are country folk, covered in germs, they'd make the kid sick. Well, it's true. Your parents are covered in germs. What if they pass it to the kid? With your salary, can you even afford one hospital visit for the family? Fine. I'll let that slide. But then what? You started complaining about how hard it is to take care of the kid, and kept dropping him off at your parents' place every other day. So every time I went to pick him up, your mom would hand me a bill, telling me how much our son spent that day. Just because he's not a grandson, your mom would go that far. She even asked me to reimburse her for a one-dollar bottle of water. What's wrong with that? Our child— why should my parents have to pay for him? You— Mr. Wang, God gave us hands, not just for shaking. Holy crap. That felt great. So satisfying. I totally despise what that guy did. She deserves another one on the left cheek. Wang Hai, are you crazy? How dare you hit me? I want a divorce! Teacher Li, you're openly inciting domestic violence! This is outrageous! When a marriage has problems, both sides are responsible. How can violence be the answer? Sir, don't be misled by shady people. Marriage needs communication and tolerance. Exactly. Life might make you suffer for a while, but once you get used to it, the future, is nothing but beauty. Right. Teachers Liu Wenbin and Xu Tong couldn't have said it better. Giving up already? Nice try. Wang Hai, you really should listen more, to the chicken soup from those two teachers. Given your situation, if you keep swallowing it, life will indeed only make you suffer for a while. But because of your compromise, once you're fully used to it, it will make you, suffer for a lifetime. Pfft. Hahahaha! Fucking 'suffer for a lifetime'. Teacher Li, Thank you. You're right. I'm done holding back. Divorce, huh? Whoever backs out is a coward. The marriage registry is still open. I'll have my parents bring the marriage certificate over right now. From today, I'm going to have my parents move back to the city. I'll give them as much money as I want each month. The money I earn, I'll spend it however I want. Teacher Li, Your words were harsh, but they saved my life. Thank you. We can't let this guy keep acting so arrogant. Let's continue. Please welcome the next contestant on stage. Hello, host. Hello, teachers. My name is Wang Mei. I'm 28 years old. Currently a housewife. Ms. Wang Mei, Hello, what seems to be the problem? Well, it's like this... Recently, because of a housing issue, I've been fighting with my husband over divorce. Divorce? What's the reason? My husband's hometown was demolished for redevelopment. They got three apartments as compensation. My younger brother is getting married soon and has no house. So I wanted my husband to give one of the apartments to my brother. But he not only refused, he's also pushing for divorce. I'm my mother's daughter. My mother raised me. I'm thinking about my brother. Am I wrong? Wait, did I hear that right? Giving your husband's family's house to your brother? They have three apartments. His parents keep one. The remaining two, one for him, one for his sister. When his sister gets married, the house will belong to someone else, right? If my brother becomes rich later, he won't forget us, will he? I just want to ask, has my husband always not considered my family as his own? Whoa, a total 'brother-first' wife! So, Mr. Liu and Mr. Xu, what are your thoughts on this? It seems Mr. Liu and Mr. Xu aren't very good at handling this kind of thing. So let's directly invite Mr. Li to share his opinion. Actually, after Ms. Wang finished speaking, I felt really, really sorry for your brother. I never expected that your, Ms. Wang, brother would have suffered such a misfortune. At such a young age, he's freaking paralyzed in bed. Mr. Li! I hope you'll show some respect. My brother is perfectly fine. When did he become paralyzed? Oh. So you actually know that your brother isn't paralyzed. I thought you didn't know. What do you mean by that? What do I mean? Don't you have a clue? I'd really like to ask this female guest, how did you master the art of shamelessness to such a peak? Your in-laws' relocation house They can give it to whoever they want. Is it any of your business to butt in? Isn't your sister-in-law your in-laws' daughter? Come on, let me ask you, how much bride price did you ask for when you got married? Can you tell us clearly here? I... we... Our family didn't ask for any bride price at all. Hahaha! Host, she's lying! Cheng Yu, what are you doing here? If I weren't here, I would have missed a great show. Hmph. Mr. Li, when they got married, they demanded a bride price of two hundred eighty-eight thousand dollars from the groom. I heard from other colleagues that the groom, to scrape together that money, drained the retirement savings of all four elderly parents. They even sold the family land. Oh my god, that's some serious bloodsucking! They even gambled away the old folks' funeral savings. How dare he say they didn't ask for a bride price? Sure, the guy paid two hundred and eighty thousand dollars. But in the end, didn't all that money end up in my hands? My money is my husband's money, right? What's the big deal? Give me a break, Wang Mei. Do you think others don't know about your little gossip? It's been all over the company. The moment the bride price hit your account, the next day your brother paid in full for a car worth one hundred and eighty thousand dollars. As for the rest, you're opening packages at work every day, three or four a day, you've already squandered it all. So what if I used the money? My brother just graduated, finally found an internship at a listed company. If he didn't have a car, what if he's late? When my brother becomes successful, he'll easily pay us back with a BMW worth four or five hundred thousand dollars. This is called an indirect investment, don't you understand? Wow. Ha ha ha. Teacher Li, as a relationship coach, in front of the national audience, openly mocking a guest, what kind of professionalism is that? Ahem. No, no. Ms. Wang, you misunderstand. I just suddenly remembered something happy. Ha ha ha. I am professionally trained, ahem. No matter how funny it is, under normal circumstances, I don't laugh. Ha ha ha. Ms. Wang, please continue your performance. You... you're all ganging up on me! This relationship coach, I'm asking you to show some respect. You're not even worthy. Ah. Now, through this show, I just want to give Ms. Wang's husband a little public lesson. According to the law, from the day you got your marriage certificate, all property is jointly owned by the couple. You need to go to the bank right now and pull out all your wife's bank transfer records. File for divorce in court. Demand that she legally return half of the money she's been secretly transferring to her family over the years. The civil affairs bureau is still open. If you're a man, get moving. Wang Mei, you bitch! When we got married, you said the bride price was for the house down payment and renovation. Now the house is ready. You fucking used it to buy your brother a car! Screw you! Honey, let me explain! I was on a TV show! I really was on a show! Bullshit! I was watching TV! I'm already driving to the provincial TV station right now! Even if the King of Heaven comes today, I'm divorcing you! I'll make you leave with nothing! Cheng Yu, you snake! Just you wait! This is all your fault! Wait for what? Ms. Wang, please take a look now at the announcement posted in the work group one minute ago. HR has already fired you. Fi- Fired? Get out of here! Stop embarrassing yourself! Even I, a woman, can't stand it. Marrying you was the worst luck ever. You should help your family within your means. Sucking your husband's family dry to support your brother? Are you out of your mind? I support Teacher Li! Ah! Thank you all for watching this episode of 'Emotional Connection'. Life needs reason. Marriage needs respect. See you next time! Li Ling, don't celebrate too soon. I'll make you understand how big a mistake you made today. Only a dog that doesn't dare to bite barks like crazy to look tough. You... Teacher Li, you've absolutely blown me away today— I'm in total awe. It's nothing. Teacher Li, don't be so modest. Once today's show airs, you'll probably be on the front page of every major news outlet. You'll be a national guru in no time. Thanks for the kind words. It's getting late. I'll head back now. Take care, Teacher Li. Ha ha ha! That Li Ling hit the nail on the head. That's exactly how to deal with those women who enable their brothers. So satisfying! So damn satisfying! Dad, what are you laughing at? Did you win the lottery? Look, quick, check out this show! This Li Ling is so right. Only the strong can survive in this world. All those twisted arguments online— they need to be woken up with a hard dose of this bitter truth. Holy crap! Dad, you mean Teacher Li Ling? He's on TV again? What? Why didn't anyone tell me? Teacher Li Ling. You know him? Yeah, I watched his livestream last night. It was hilarious. He does livestreams too? Quick, give me his account! I wanna watch too. Go to the short video platform and search for Teacher Li. Look, look! This Li Ling is absolutely brilliant. Why should our money all go to the woman's control? Now that's real clarity. If my mom could take even half of that in, my life would have half the problems. Director, this episode of Troubleshooting Master broke ratings records, It broke records, even almost caught up with the news trending list, Phones are ringing off the hook, Advertisers are paying extra to run ads. Truly a genius! Quick, take me to see Teacher Li! I'll go see him myself. Ah, Director, Teacher Li Ling, left as soon as the show ended. He left? And you just let him go? Quick, go get him back! Uncle, let me go after him. Then I'll leave it to you, Xiaoxue. No matter what terms, we have to sign him. I'll get it done. Why did Director Wang contact me? Is he trying to persuade me to come back? No chance now. Hello? Li Ling, this is Director Wang. Hope I didn't disturb you. Oh, it's Director Wang. What do you want? Here's the thing, about you being kicked out of the station before, I had no idea. If I had known, I would never have allowed that bastard son to run amok. Could you come to the station? We can have a good talk, and have that bastard son apologize to you in person. Hmph, you had no idea? You think I'm a fool? But it's time to settle the score for the original me. Okay, I'll come over now. Great, great, then that bastard son and I will wait for you in the office. Driver, to Jiangcheng TV Station. Have some tea, Mr. Li. No need, Director Wang. Let's get straight to the point. You said you'd have your son apologize in person. Is that true? Yes, that's right. Mr. Li, Before, it was all because my worthless son made you suffer. I'm truly ashamed. You little brat! Get over here and apologize to Mr. Li, now! I'm sorry. Did someone apologize? I didn't hear anything. Don't go too far. What kind of attitude is that? Apologize again. I'm sorry. Are you satisfied now? Mr. Li, I've spoiled this brat too much. I'll teach him a good lesson later. Please be magnanimous, and don't hold it against him. Come back. I promise, as long as you come back, the best resources of the station, prime-time shows, will all be given to you first. What do you say? I've received your apology, but I'm sorry, I don't forgive you. Mr. Li, If you're not satisfied, let's talk again. Li Ling, Don't you fucking push it. Believe me, I'll blacklist you right now. You? Just this. Open your eyes wide and see. You signed a non-compete agreement with our Jiangcheng TV Station. If you dare to leave, within ten years, don't even think about appearing on any TV station. You must be mistaken. I don't remember signing anything like that. Signed or not, just look at the name on it, and you'll know. Young man, Just take a look and you'll see. This really is the original handwriting. What's going on? Could it be... A Ling, HR at the station said we need to sign a supplementary employment resume certificate. Just sign here. Let me see. Don't you trust me? I've already checked it for you. Hurry up and sign. After signing, we still have a date to go to. Okay. I'll sign it now. Liu Ruyan, You set me up. What are you looking at me for? Blame yourself for being stupid. I fooled you so easily and you believed it. You deserve to be tricked. Li Ling, I'll give you two choices now. Either come back obediently, and I'll guarantee you a bright future. Or, you can keep this agreement, and disappear from the public eye completely. You choose. System, Use the modification card immediately. Help me modify the signature. Modification card activated. Young man, I suggest you think it over. As they say, endure and the storm will pass. Take a step back, and the horizon broadens. Don't dwell on the past. My son already apologized to you. What more do you want? Just go back to the station. It'll be good for both of us. I'm never coming back. Li Ling, You really won't cry until you see the coffin. Dad, stop wasting words on him. Just blacklist him. Hmph. Are you sure? The signature on this... Is it my name, Li Ling? It's not your name. So it's my name then? You never know. I suggest you take a closer look. Party A (Signature/Seal): How could it be my name signed? How is that possible? I clearly saw him sign it with my own eyes. How did it become your name? Since this agreement has nothing to do with me, Then I'll take my leave. System, Use the dirt card on Director Wang. Young man, Don't get too carried away. You want to take me down? Unless... Wang, Director Wang, Oh no! Something big happened! What's all the panic? This is disgraceful! Director, Sir, The matter of you keeping a female college student... It's... It's number one on the trending list! The whole internet is exploding! What? Ah! This... What's going on? Dad, you actually have a mistress? How can you do this to Mom? Shut up! Is this the time for that? Right now, kill the story immediately. Yes. Director, something's wrong! Audit received a signed complaint. The fake accounts you made, and evidence of embezzling project funds have all been anonymously sent to the disciplinary committee. This is fake. It's slander. Give it to me. Director, it's bad! Your hotel records with the female host have been exposed. Director, your overseas account statements Director, Young Master Wang previously the rape and death of a female student has been exposed again. Looks like karma comes fast, huh? You shut up. Hello? Chief? It's me, Xiao Wang. Please, help me out. We're not close. Don't call me again. It's over. All over. I'm not the director's son anymore. It's you. You're behind all this. Aren't you? Li Ling, I'll kill you! Ah! Where's the evidence? Do you have any evidence? Li Ling, you just wait. Once my dad fixes this, I'll kill your whole family. Director Wang, We have received a signed complaint and multiple pieces of solid evidence. Please come with us for investigation. Wang Teng, you are suspected of rape. You are hereby summoned according to law. Dad, save me! Dad! I haven't even enjoyed a few good days. How... already fallen? Oh, right. And Li Ling. He's made it big now. I can go back to him. Li Ling Wait up. Miss, please show some respect. Li Ling, Wang Teng was threatening me before. That's why I had to be with him. But deep down, I've always loved you. I know I was wrong. Can you forgive me? Let's get back together. I promise. I'll give you my whole heart from now on. I'll never leave you again. Liu Ruyan, what makes you think I'd still want a tainted thing like you? No, you must still love me. Let's get back together, okay? Li Ling, Can't we go back to how it was? Can't we go back to how it was? You disgust me. Get lost. Li Ling, don't get too cocky. You just got lucky. If you miss out on me, you'll never find a woman as beautiful as me. Who says he can't find one? Honey, why are you so late? I've been waiting for you so long. I watched a good show upstairs. It took a little time. Who is she? I'm Li Ling's current girlfriend. You're the one who betrayed Li Ling, Miss Liu, right? And I have to thank you for being blind and foolish, for letting me get such a great boyfriend. No, I don't believe it. Liu Ruyan, thank you for letting go. Please behave yourself from now on. Don't bother me anymore. Let's go. Li Ling, do you think that woman is sincere with you? Once the novelty wears off, she'll dump you too. I'm telling you, Excuse me, which one is Mr. Li Ling? I am. Mr. Li Ling, the Rolls-Royce Silver Ghost you ordered has arrived. Rolls-Royce Silver Ghost? Oh my god! That's a top luxury car valued at one point five billion. Holy crap! A car worth one point five billion? Impossible. How could he be so rich? Is all of this real? What have I missed? Li Ling This car What's wrong, Miss Mu? Weren't you putting on a show just now? Now you can't even speak clearly? I'm afraid I'll scratch this car. It's so expensive. I couldn't afford it even if I sold myself. If you can't afford it, you could always offer yourself as payment. In your dreams. So, what did you come to see me about? About the new show. My uncle has already approved the project. I came here today to discuss it with you in detail. Do you have any ideas now? Like the format and content. I want something simple in format. Like a solo talk show. In the beginning, we'll tell some sharp, funny jokes. Later, when it gets bigger, we can incorporate current events. and do some roast-style content. That's a great idea. People are stressed these days. They need something that can help them relax and de-stress. Li Ling, how is your brain wired? You come up with a hit show just like that. This kind of show was a huge hit in my past life, tested by the market. It's hard not to be a hit. Such a great show must have a really eye-catching name. Li Ling, think of a good name quickly. Since we're doing a comedy show, why not call it 'Laugh Bomb'? That's a good name. It fits the style and is easy to remember. Let's go with it. As for the script for the voice-over, I'll prepare it. The rest is up to you. Just keep the studio setup simple. No problem, leave it to me. I'll have it done within five days. See you. Mm-hmm. See you. Want to come up for some tea? Tea is boring. I'd rather watch a cat do a backflip. Huh? I don't have a cat. Really? I think there's a little wildcat who might be good at flipping. Li Ling, you pervert! System starting lottery. Congratulations, master! You've received a Dirt Card. When used, it can make the designated person unlucky for twenty-four hours. Congratulations, master! You've received a True Face Card. When used, it can reveal the true appearance of the designated person. Congratulations, master! You've received a hilltop estate villa. Property rights have been issued. Congratulations, master! You've received a luxury yacht. Property rights have been issued. Congratulations, master! You've received a divine talent: All-Scene Brush. This is the feeling. Endless inspiration. Like I can see the future. Wanxiang Xi Bi. It's amazing. With it, all the movies from my past life, TV shows, I can shoot them however I want. Then I'll never have to worry about emotional points again. But making movies and TV shows takes forever. Oh, right. At this point, we could try short videos. They pay off faster. Li Ling. Miss me already? Mu Xue. I want to borrow a professional filming crew from the station. The sooner, the better. No problem. What do you want to do? Shoot a few short comic skits. And also give our show, Laugh Point Explosion, a little warm-up. Okay. I'll arrange the crew and equipment. What about the location and actors? We need an indoor college dorm set and an old convenience store set. Pick actors with a good sense of humor, decent acting is fine. No problem, I'll contact them now. We should have everything ready by tomorrow afternoon. Thanks. Hello, Mr. Li. Mr. Li, welcome. Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Li. Hello, Mr. Li Ling. We all love you so much! It's such an honor to work with you. Yeah, the jokes you told before, they were both cathartic and hilarious. Now that we get to be part of this, we’ll give it our all. Thank you all for your support. I hope this time we can create the best work together. Lin. Senior. The lights, cameras, and actors are all set. We can start anytime. Let's roll. Thank you all for your hard work, everyone. That's a wrap! Mr. Li's jokes are absolutely brilliant. When I was performing, I couldn't help but crack up. I feel like this video once it's posted, it's gonna blow up. Thanks for all your hard work today. Later, grab a little red envelope. For good luck. I'll treat everyone to a meal later. Thank you, Mr. Li. Li Ling. You've given me an even bigger surprise. It's only a surprise if it actually blows up. Let's get to editing quickly. I'll personally oversee the post-production. I'll get you the final cut as soon as possible. You go home and rest first. You've had a long day. Okay. I'll head off then. Mr. Li. Here are the keys. The villa has been cleaned. You can move in anytime. Good. Now this is living. Li Ling. The first short video has been edited. I've sent you the video. You're really efficient. Now it's time to witness a miracle. Mr. Li is making short videos too. Let's see what he's up to. Hey, what's wrong? My family sold the three sheep we raised to pay my tuition. That's so sad. We have to help him. Ah Chong. I'm not hungry today. You can eat my meal for me. Thanks. My scholarship came in. I'll cover the class fees for the three of us. That's not right, is it? What's wrong with it? We're all brothers, right? Lin. Tao. Thank you for taking care of me these four years. Let me invite you to my place. Sure. Ah Chong. Didn't you say your family sold three sheep to pay for tuition? Yeah, originally there were three hundred thousand sheep. Sold three. That leaves two hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-seven sheep. Pfft haha What the hell, there are still two hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-seven of them That's hilarious Gotta share it right away I can't, my stomach hurts from laughing Trying to help the poor but turns out the other person is richer than me So awkward Hahaha Li Shipin Emotion plus one hundred Emotion plus eighty Emotion plus one hundred twenty The effect is even better than I expected Maybe we can blossom on three fronts later Hey Li Ling You're not home I've been knocking for a while, no answer Yeah, I moved I'll send you the address now Okay, I'll be right there Wow Li Ling You're the real-life version of Roommate A+, right? Keeping a low profile, huh You bought this place? Sort of Have a seat What would you like to drink? Don't bother I mainly came to congratulate you on your early success That short video blew up I've already seen it dozens of times in my feed Expected But you came all the way here shouldn't be just to say that, right? True Li Ling Since short videos are so popular are you interested in starting a film and TV company? to focus on this A film and TV company is a good path But I have limited energy I need to find someone trustworthy first to help me run the company Otherwise, I might not be able to handle it Then, what about me? Am I suitable? MBA from a top global business school with a minor in media management During school I participated in the business plans of three startups and successfully implemented them Now I'm interning at my uncle's TV station Do you think I'm qualified to be the CEO of your company? Yes More than enough Startup capital and script ideas will be my responsibility Building the operations team and external partnerships will be fully under your control Initially I'll give you 20% equity Is that okay? I don't want equity Then what do you want? I want you So tonight, Mr. Mu, just stay. I, I... I suddenly remembered I have something to do. I have to go back first. I thought you were really bold. Turns out you're all talk. Oh, right. That short video of yours blew up. It's trending. Should we strike while the iron is hot? And release the news about 'Laugh Bomb' put it out there. Mm-hmm. I've already figured it out. On the day the show airs, at noon, post the second short video. At the end of the video, directly embed the promo for 'Laugh Bomb'. It's a good chance to test the conversion rate and engagement of our fans. No need for a big promotional push? You know, when a new show takes over, ratings can take a nosedive. Just relying on a promo at the end of a short video, will that work? That's enough. After all, I'm not that famous yet. Plus a new show, if the promotional budget is too big, your uncle's side will feel the pressure. Alright. Then I'll go back and arrange it. Really not staying? The cat I keep in my bedroom can do awesome backflips, you know. Hey! Teacher Li posted again! Girls, come check it out! Teacher Li posted again! Boss? Yeah? Do you have Magic Iced Tea? Two hundred cases? Laugh Bomb I want two hundred cases. Oh, sorry. We don't carry that brand of iced tea. Want something else? Forget it. I just want Magic. Sorry. Excuse me, do you have Magic Iced Tea? Give me a hundred cases. I'll send you the payment via WeChat. Oh, sorry. We don't have that brand of iced tea. Then forget it. Give me two hundred cases of iced tea. Okay, I'll get them for you right now. I want the Magic Iced Tea, though. Sorry. We don't carry that brand. of iced tea. Then I'll ask somewhere else. Hey, don't go! Hey! Hey, are you Magic Beverage Factory? Please send me three hundred cases of Magic Iced Tea. Ma'am? The payment for your three hundred cases of Magic Iced Tea has been received. Someone will deliver it to your door shortly. Hey! Aren't you the ones who wanted to buy iced tea? Didn't you want two hundred cases of iced tea? Did you get them? I have three hundred cases. Just give me a pack of gum. Can I return them? No. All sales are final. Then I'll leave you alone. Damn it! Laugh Bomb I've been tricked again. Laugh Bomb Hahaha, Teacher Li, you're too mean! The convenience store owner is so unlucky. The ultimate sucker. Hahaha Haha, the boss's expression cracks me up for a year. In the end, he just asked for a pack of gum. That's brutal. The tricks never repeat. Laughs explode every day. Laugh Bomb Tonight at 10. On the provincial TV station, see you there! Teacher Li is starting a new show again. I need to set a reminder. Li Ling, ah Li Ling, convenience store owner, big sucker Magic electric new drinking snack Provincial TV's Laugh Bomb 206 Li Li Ling, you're such a dog! Just one case of iced tea away. This What kind of new business war is this? Uncle Look at this This buzz This discussion level Besides a few veteran shows on the station Are there any other shows That can achieve this effect? This off-the-charts attention Doesn't it deserve a prime time slot? Xiao Xue, ah I know Li Ling has buzz The show has potential But the more it is The more we need to be steady Steady Put it in a good time slot With the buzz boost Isn't it easier to get results? Provincial TV station Is one of the four major local stations What is prime time? It's a fiercely contested territory It's the focus of countless eyes Li Ling, a newcomer If from the start We put him in that spot It's like putting him on the hot seat If the show has even a slight flaw It will be magnified infinitely That would really be more harm than good I know I just think it's a shame There's nothing to regret The 10pm slot isn't prime time But maybe for Li Ling's audience It's more suitable Besides If we can beat prime time in this slot Wouldn't that better prove The value of this show? Uncle You're right 10pm slot it is I believe our Laugh Bomb No matter what time slot Can blow the roof off I'll go prepare now This kid Li Ling, you're here This setup Nice idea Of course I based it on the script You gave me. Li Ling Are you ready? Of course Then let's start. Lights and sound ready. Action, camera! Action! Mu Jie's ratings are one point zero seven. The number of live stream viewers over seven hundred seventy thousand plus Higher than we expected Keep an eye on it Laugh Point Explosion Say something... Blow away worries Blast away stress Hello everyone I'm your dear host Dong xx: It's starting, starting, starting! Yuan xx: Can't wait, can't wait, can't wait! Say something... Li Ling It's starting, starting, starting! Dong xx: It's starting, starting, starting! What's going on? Isn't this supposed to be a comedy show? I don't know Could it be they're afraid no one would show up? They tricked us into coming here to mess with us. Say something... Dong xx: It's starting, starting, starting! System Activating immersive talent It has been activated for you Before the show officially starts I want to ask the viewers watching right now a question Have you ever encountered Say something... a paranormal event? Say something... Wu xx: Am I watching a comedy show? It really is a paranormal show! I I'm watching alone! Turning a comedy show into a ghost story, tricking people into coming here to get us! Say something... Whether you believe it or not Mang x: Does this world have paranormal events? Danmaku shield! But next, my story Dongxx: Protect! Protect! Protect! x: Barrage shield! Xiaoxx: Can't wait! Can't wait! Can't wait! Barrage shield! X: Dongxx: Protect! Protect! Protect! might blow your mind. Gexx: Hug myself tight Dongxx: Protect! Protect! Protect! It was a night a long time ago. When I was eight years old, to write a diary assignment from my teacher, I went out alone to buy a diary. It was already late. The shops on the street were all closed. After searching for a full twenty minutes, I finally saw one a shabby little convenience store with its door open. It was narrow and messy inside. Only a very old, skinny man was sitting at the counter. I was a little scared at the time, but I still braced myself and walked over. I explained why I came. Hahaha The old man suddenly let out a strange laugh. He took out a black notebook. You're lucky. This is the last notebook in my store. I can sell it to you for twenty yuan. But you must be careful. Never open the last page of this diary. You must never open it. The old man's tone was very serious. As if the last page of this notebook held something terrifying. Driven by curiosity, I ended up buying this notebook. Hahaha Say something... XX: I almost peed my pants! XX: Wuxx: What's going on? I got goosebumps! But I But I couldn't help wanting to hear it. Then what? What happened next? xx: I almost peed my pants! Wuxx: What's going on? Xix: Help, I can't listen anymore! Say something... After getting home I immediately locked the door Maybe I was too curious I couldn't help it Slowly, I flipped the diary to the second-to-last page Just then a strange wind blew in through the window Unexpectedly this gust of wind actually blew onto the diary The last page was opened Say something... Netizen A: Aaaaah Netizen A: Netizen A: Ah Netizen A: Aaaaaah Could it be this last page contains an even scarier story After opening it any of the supernatural events I expected didn't happen Everything was very quiet My courage came back He slowly leaned in Staring intently, at the last page of the diary When he saw what was on the last page my pupils suddenly contracted Then, the last page of the diary said Suggested retail price two yuan Dear audience Welcome to Laugh Point Explosion Suggested retail two bucks No wonder they won't let you open the last page How the hell can you open it? A fool getting ripped off by a shady dealer coming out of Teacher Li's mouth just sounds damn different Suggested retail price: two bucks Hahahaha This joke is unbeatable I can't take it I'm gonna die laughing on this show Quick, bring me my heart medicine hurry up and present it My heart can't take the laughter What's it at now? Ratings at one point six seven Live stream viewers have risen to over four point six six million and it's still climbing Spread the word Cut this clip right now Open all promotional channels Push the buzz even higher Yes, sir Alright, everyone That was just to lighten the mood Let's get back on track Next up a truly terrifying supernatural story is about to begin Come on Teacher Li We already know your tricks If I believe you again, I'm a dog A few years ago A family, because of their daughter's schooling suddenly moved to a new house When they moved in a very strange thing happened Their daughter would often lean by the window, lost in thought occasionally smiling and saying to the outside Hello, uncle At first the family didn't think much of it thinking their daughter was greeting people on the street But gradually the mother noticed something was off The street in front of their house barely had any passersby yet their daughter still faced the empty street and occasionally called out Hello, uncle Holy crap This isn't really a ghost story, is it? I did read the script beforehand. But when Li Ling said it, it still gave me the creeps. Mom felt something was off. She immediately asked, worried, "What are you doing?" "I'm just greeting Uncle!" "Which" "Which" "uncle?" As mom finished asking, the daughter suddenly said, "Oops," "Of course," "Uncle Sun!" I knew it. I knew that bastard was up to no good. True, Uncle Sun, why not call him uncle? Li Ling is a genius. Absolutely brilliant. Say something... Jokes are blowing up. Priceless audience. Before the show even started, some fans already, to support my work, came up with a bunch of questions, asking me, hoping I'd answer them on the show. First up, a fan from Ontario. His question is, "Host," "how can you be so shameless?" Good question. That's brave. Teacher Li, how would you answer that? Dear fan, I think you're slandering me. With a face this handsome, I'd want to stare 24/7, in the mirror, afraid I'd lose it, How could I not want it? Next question, comes from a third-grader, and his question is: Recently he didn't do well on his exams, and his parents are blaming him, he wants me to say something, to encourage him. Hey kid, failing one exam is no big deal, you're still young, your parents are still pretty young too, they can have another kid. Say something... Xue Jie, Ling Ge is so talented, no matter what question, in his mouth, he can answer it so hilariously, otherwise why would I have chosen him? Keep an eye on the backend, and watch the public opinion. Don't worry, Mu Jie, I won't drop the ball. Teacher Li, can you use no more than three sentences, to describe a person, who is very poor? Oh, speaking of being poor, I'm the most qualified to talk about it. Let me put it this way, a few days ago, a thief snuck into my house looking for money, and then, I started looking with him. Teacher Li, you're the poorest host I've ever seen. Everyone take a short break, we'll now play a commercial. Still tearing up photos over a divorce? Still breaking cups over a divorce? Still tearing up photos? Emotional glue has limits. That's so last century! World's first, Quantum Entanglement Mediation. Cures relationship terminal illness, Just one hypnosis session, Precisely erases the mistress's face from memory, Leaves only that she owes me, Eighty-eight thousand in core debt info. Before, Whenever my wife mentioned divorce, she'd cut my belt. Now it's great, The mediator implanted in her: that divorce means bankruptcy, the subconscious. After our fight last night, she made me a nourishing soup. Although, at the bottom floated my, credit card shredded into a QR code. New era, new methods. Our institute developed an emotion mining machine, fight sound waves directly exchange for virtual coins. Last week a couple, by yelling at each other, In three days they earned, two point five virtual coins, directly exchanged for a Maldives trip for two. Now they practice at home every day, heavy metal singing. Trust love? Trust us instead. PS Department, We can Photoshop a wedding photo into a remarriage, an EKG, we can Photoshop it back to life. Address: Next to the Divorce Office on Happiness Road. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Divorce fast, remarry fast. Phone: 52094. Divorce? Fine! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! 666! Hahaha! Say something... What kind of weird ad is this? You're so bold to say that, What is this, You're so bold! Haha, that's brutal! Haha, that's brutal! Alright, the ad is over. Welcome back. Next, we continue with fan Q&A. Our next fan, from Nancheng, has a very deep question. Teacher Li, have you ever experienced, a breakup, how did you live after the breakup? That's a good question. Actually, about breakups, host, as someone this handsome, I naturally have plenty of experience. Don't boo, let me finish. Actually, after a breakup, eating alone, drinking alone, shopping alone, playing games alone, even staying up all night alone, Everything, returned to a state of being alone. Life became very simple, very peaceful. Only, there were no longer, those noisy sounds in my ears. No one complained about me, not washing my face or feet. I can endure, the loneliness of eating alone, but I can't endure the night. Because in those long nights, when I think, that I've finally lost that nagging wife, Me, hiding under the covers, finally couldn't help, secretly let out a pig-like laugh. Damn! Give me back my tears! I laughed so hard I snorted like a pig! Teacher Li You're the godfather of toxic chicken soup! Mu This show is killing it! Look at this curve The viewership is skyrocketing again! This guy... He can't be emotional for three seconds without breaking character. The live audience eats this up. Movie TV Keep watching Bad reviews don't matter But there must be no leading content Negative buzz appears Got it Alright, last three minutes Let's look at the last question It's from a spicy girl from Sichuan province Teacher Li When you were a kid, was there anything that made you feel you were definitely your parents' biological child? Seeing this question I'm in pain To be honest I'd rather I wasn't their biological child Then I could go to Hong Kong to find my Daddy Li or go to Hangzhou to find my Daddy Ma Too bad Choosing your parents is a skill I clearly messed up Seriously though I remember when I was a kid My parents had a huge fight My mom is more of a lady My dad, on the other hand, is more of a philistine very eloquent My mom argued for half an hour and couldn't win cried her heart out in anger My dad was stubborn too wouldn't give an inch Finally, my mom got furious pointed at my dad and yelled If you keep arguing, I'll make you taste the pain of losing a loved one Everyone probably thought my mom was going to kill herself At the time, I thought so too But guess what? My mom dashed rummaged through everything and pulled out a bottle of pesticide My dad was about to stop her My mom yelled, 'Don't come near me!' Come any closer, and I'll really make you taste the taste of losing a loved one Then she grabbed me, who was watching the show on the side and directly shoved the pesticide into my mouth That's definitely a real mom Teacher Li surviving to this day is truly a miracle I'm Li Ling See you next time Slow down Watch your step Li Ling Look Our show's premiere had a rating of 3.88 online viewers exceeded ten million breaking the national record for a new show's premiere Li Ling As long as we can keep this style and quality and turn it into a phenomenal national show we'll be fine All of this is thanks to you It's not just my doing Without you this show wouldn't have happened The credit half of it goes to you I Xue Jie The station director and a few department heads are all in the conference room waiting for the premiere report They're urging you to go over quickly Got it Coming right now You go home and get some rest You've had a long day The detailed data analysis and follow-up meetings I'll fill you in tomorrow Okay Don't stay up too late either Detected that the owner's accumulated emotional value has exceeded one million Do you want to draw a prize now? Draw Congratulations! You've got a Dirt Card x1 Congratulations! You've got Memory Fragment Retrieval Specify target or event x1 Congratulations! You've got a top-tier housekeeping service team Permanent Includes Five-star chef x1 Professional butler x1 Senior cleaner x2 Gardener x1 Personal nutritionist x1 The team is ready Available to serve at any time Finally, I won't have to come home to a cold stove and empty pots Good morning, sir Sir Your breakfast is ready The chef has tailored it to your taste and today's weather The nutritionist has prepared this week's menu for you It's in the study The gardener is tending to the roses in the backyard If you have any particular flower preferences feel free to let us know Oh Okay Delicious As expected from a five-star chef Laughing my head off Li Ling's roasting skills have leveled up again That 'Emotional Bonding Co., Ltd.' Is that ad for real? Quantum entanglement mediation I want to try it The ad is even more wild than the show We need a sequel I want to experience it The address is next to the divorce office That's brutal Haha The number is 520 94 Divorce then The pun Laughing until you cry Hey Li Ling Did you see the discussion online? Mm-hmm Yeah, I saw it. The response is even crazier than expected. It's more than crazy. This is a viral second-wave spread. I have an idea. Strike while the iron's hot. Let's go live tonight. It won't take long. Just a quick response. About that ad meme. Solidify your personal brand. Lock in the traffic completely. What do you think? Same as what I was thinking. Looks like we really are... ...on the same wavelength. Stop it. You're being cheeky again. Since you feel the same way, let's strike while the iron's hot tonight. I'll have the staff monitor the real-time public sentiment. Okay. Whatever you say. This guy... suddenly getting all sentimental. It's kind of weird. Say something... If you all keep being this enthusiastic, I'm gonna start wondering if I owe you money. Say something... Hold on now. That's artistic creation. If that company existed in real life, the boss would've been taken in for questioning by now. Say something... Alright. Since everyone's so hyped, let's add a special segment today. Li Ling's Emotional Observation Room. Random call-ins, on-the-spot diagnosis, instant cure. If I can't fix it, I'll eat my microphone. Hello everyone. My name is Tang Hao. Twenty-seven years old. From Harbin. Currently working in Shanghai. I'm a corporate executive with a million-dollar annual salary. A million dollars a year? Bro, with your credentials, you're a hot commodity in the dating market. Why do you look like you've lost your soul? Three months ago, I came home early from a business trip to surprise my wife. But the surprise turned into a shock. I found out she was having an affair. For the sake of the child I chose to forgive But I never thought My tolerance would become Her leverage to push further Lately I found out again She's still tangled up with that guy I know I was wrong And I know I let you down But I really don't want to lose you Ahao I hope you can give me another chance Shut up The kid is only one year old How could you do this to me? You think I wanted to cheat? It's because you're always busy with work Either on business trips or working overtime I'm a woman I need someone to be with me too Say something... Who was that master who just commented? Loving someone means forgiving even cheating? If my teacher hadn't taught me since childhood Not to litter I'd really like to Throw you out of the livestream right now Marriage is sacred This man, for his family To give his wife and child a better life Works his ass off every day And you dare say he doesn't care about family? Teacher Li This kind of garbage values I don't know which Crap master you heard that from But in my eyes This is Just... Tang Hao Let me ask you How much do you take home each month? After social insurance, housing fund, and all that Eighty to a hundred thousand How do you spend your salary? Be specific Thirty thousand for mortgage, car loan, and living expenses The remaining fifty thousand Five thousand to my parents Ten thousand to my mother-in-law The remaining thirty thousand all to my wife I keep three thousand for myself Including cigarettes and lunch Did everyone hear that clearly? Spending thirty thousand a month her husband gives her Living in a house her husband pays for And still blames him for working overtime and not spending time with her You're not lacking love You're lacking decency Say something... Making a million a year, but only has four thousand in his pocket. That's not devotion anymore. That's just plain asking for it. I'll deal with you later. Liu Qin, I really want to ask you something. Can't you survive without a man? Host, how can you say that? It's not that I can't live without a man. It's me, alone in that big house, waiting for him day and night. I'm human. I have emotional needs. Who can stand this lonely life? I admit, he falls short on emotional companionship. But that's absolutely not an excuse for you to cheat. Then ask yourself, if you married a wife who came home late every night because of work, how would you feel? Wouldn't you be lonely? Wouldn't you want someone to be with? I said, that's his shortcoming, but not a reason for your betrayal. Always ready to cheat just because you're lonely? Then is there any basic moral integrity left in this world? Look at you, you actually feel wronged. Let me tell you. Woman. Never love the wrong person out of loneliness. Or else, because of that mistake, you'll be lonely for the rest of your life. Your behavior will never end well. Ha ha. I admit cheating is wrong. But I had no choice. I just made a mistake that any woman would make. Do you have to blow it out of proportion? A mistake? Liu Qin. In front of all the viewers online, do you dare say you only cheated once? If it was your first time, I would have let it go. It's my fault for not being there for you. What are you talking about? The day I had a high fever, you said you'd make me soup. I was so touched. But then you left your phone on the table, and the screen lit up. A text from an unknown number. Baby... When's the soup ready? I'm waiting for you at home. I held it in then. I wanted to see what you would do. An hour later, you said there was too much soup, and you had to take some to your parents. You picked up the pot and left. And what did you leave for me? A bowl of leftover chicken bones and soup. You gave all the meat to that bastard. You went through my phone? You invaded my privacy. Tang Hao, are you crazy? That's sick behavior. Your values... Even a dog wouldn't want them. Don't listen to him, everyone. That guy is my cousin. Tang Hao isn't home. Something broke at home. My cousin came to fix it. He calls me 'baby'. It's because we grew up together. Everyone in the family calls me that. Right? So paranoid. Jealous of your own cousin? What a turn-off. Host, I'm asking you to show some respect. Respect is for human beings. Do you think there's anything about you that looks human? And you, Tang Hao. You're good-looking, make a million a year. Why do you have to fixate on a woman who's been around? Who are you calling a slut? You, didn't you hear? Want me to spell it out for you? You're full of foul language. You have no class. My mouth may be dirty, but it's nothing compared to you, your whole body is dirty. Tang Hao, listen up. A woman who's unfaithful once is unfaithful forever. This principle, I need to spell it out for you today. Honestly, I really want to curse someone out right now. But not her. It's you. You're a man. We talk about gender equality now, but that doesn't mean you should bury your own backbone. A woman who cheats right in front of you, who feeds chicken soup to another man. What reason do you have to forgive her? What you're doing is disgracing your family back home. Disgracing your ancestors for 18 generations. I had no choice. It's because he never takes care of the family that I cheated. I'm not making excuses. Why do you always think it's my fault? I'm just a weak woman, do you think it's easy for me? With your acting skills, it's a shame you didn't win an Oscar. With this kind of thinking, I really feel like men have it too hard. I'm just speechless. Talented ones, you say they're ugly. Handsome ones, you say they don't make enough. Rich ones, you say they don't care about family. Family-oriented ones, you say they're losers. Successful ones, you say they're not romantic. Romantic ones, you say they're unreliable. Reliable ones, you say they're too spineless. What kind of husband do you really want? An angel? Even an angel, after a while, gets damn tired too. Holy crap, classic. This really hits home for me. Well said. Shows these days need more people who speak the truth like that. I'm a decent catch, but just because I'm average-looking, my girlfriend gives me attitude every day. Liu Qin. Let's get a divorce. Ah. Tang Hao, I know I messed up. I know. I made a mistake that doesn't deserve forgiveness. A mistake. But for the sake of our years together, for the sake of our feelings, for the sake of our child, can you forgive me one more time? Trust me. This is really the last time. If there's a next time, may my whole family die a horrible death. Qin Qin, get up, get up. Tears really are the ultimate weapon of the honest. Looks like if I don't go all out, this cash cow really wants to be drained dry. System, use Truth Card. Target: Liu Qin. Truth Card activated. Do you remember? Back when we first started dating, you hadn't achieved what you have now. I made dumplings for you every day, and had you take them to work. And my parents, every time you visited, they gave you the master bedroom. I really did it because I love you too much. Seeing you busy every day broke my heart. That's why, in guilt and emptiness, I made a mistake. I ori— Hold on. Since Liu Qin wants to get back together, and Tang Hao seems willing to forgive, I have no problem with that. But, to avoid these two dragging me into their arguments later, I need Liu Qin to look into the camera and solemnly answer a few questions. Teacher Li, ask me anything. I have a clear conscience. Ms. Liu Qin, are you sincerely wanting to reconcile with Tang Hao? Absolutely. Absolutely, absolutely. Yes, of course, absolutely, absolutely. Absolutely, yes, of course, absolutely, and we'll live happily ever after. Absolutely, absolutely. Absolutely, you bet. Absolutely, yes, of course. Absolutely, you bet. Absolutely, yes, of course. Definitely, you definitely are Definitely, you haha... Definitely, definitely, Qingqing Definitely Definitely, you haha... Definitely Definitely Definitely, you definitely... Life? Definitely, you definitely... Definitely Definitely, you definitely... How is that possible? I don't want to lose a cash cow. What did you say? Ms. Liu Qin, you said before that you only cheated once. Is that true? If not, how many guys have you actually cheated with? Only cheated once? Are you insulting my looks? From the moment I met Tang Hao, I started cheating. At the same time, I often went to karaoke with hot guys. I used to make dumplings for him every day and bring them to his office. He even said my dumplings were the best. Actually, I was trying to hook up with his good-looking colleague. Later, he got promoted and a raise, and had no time to keep an eye on me. I completely let myself go. I cheated at least three times a week. In the past two years, the number of people I've cheated with, if not two hundred, then at least over a hundred. Over a hundred. Two hundred. Two hundred men. Tang Hao gives you tens of thousands every month. Where did it go? Spent it all, of course. Hotel rooms cost money. Lingerie costs money. Every month, I secretly give my parents ten thousand. For the mortgage on their house. Just in case we divorce, I need a backup plan. I'll kill you, you bitch! If you don't hear the truth, you'll be a cuckold for the rest of your life. One last question. If Tang Hao is determined to divorce, what would you do? If we divorce, I definitely don't want the kid. Anyway, the kid was fathered by someone else. Dragging along a burden, how can I find the next guy? I've already found a backup. Being a rich man's mistress is better than being with this loser. I Everything I just said I couldn't help it. It, it's all fake. Tang Hao, I said it just to piss you off. Piss me off about whether the kid is mine? The kid... is... Ha, over a year. I've been raising this child for over a year, and it's not even mine. Liu Qin, you, you're something else. Mr. Li, thank you. I know what I have to do now. Tang Hao, you have to tear down to rebuild, cut out the rot and start anew. Apart from life and death, in this world, nothing is insurmountable. You got this. I get it. Say something... I think, before we start this live stream, many women, when they heard that Liu Qin cheated because her man was never around, the first thought was to feel sorry for this woman. that's pity for this cheating woman. Lü Shui: Lü Shui: Yeah, I don't know where you guys heard this theory from some cute little guru, that makes you sympathize with this cheating woman. But in my eyes, this kind of betrayal is no longer betraying your husband, nor is it betraying the family, it's betraying yourself. Why is betraying your marriage the same as betraying yourself? A woman if she's chased by countless men In the hearts of these men who chase this woman, this woman is cheap A woman's value is not in how many men chase her but in themselves noble character Their thoughts are their own capability Improving their own quality Enriching their own thoughts Expanding their own horizons Elevating their own taste Only then can they truly enhance their self-worth Teacher Li, that was so well said! The best decision I made today was watching this livestream This is a true relationship master Talented and insightful He doesn't deliberately flatter women He doesn't deliberately please men Nor does he deliberately flatter women Nor does he deliberately flatter women Instead, he sets for everyone a correct set of values Love to take Love you: too much Compared to those motivational teachers Teacher Li is truly conscientious I have to say I see: I've learned Teacher Li's words have taught me a lot If I hadn't heard Teacher's words I was already too angry, and I've learned I was: too angry, learned I might have always thought being chased by many men is something to be proud of Now it seems I was degrading myself It got me so fired up I directly deleted all those who were chasing me, all the women. I was about to cheer Heard the comment above, netizen? Heard the comment above I was speechless How many dishes did you have? to get this drunk And that's it? Can't handle it? Picture R1 Say something... Hey Alright, that's it for today. See you next time. Lin, besides the show and occasional livestreams, do you have any other plans? A spoiler? Of course I do. Next, I'll be partnering with a beautiful woman together to build our entertainment empire Beautiful woman? You're holding out on us? Entertainment empire? Holy crap! Ling, are you going to be your own boss? You're thinking big! That's it for today's livestream. See you next time. I watched your livestream. Is that beautiful woman you mentioned me? Besides you, is there another beautiful woman in this position? You're smooth. Let's drop it. Let's get down to business. Company registration, office location, and the initial core team, I've pretty much got everything ready. I'll pick you up tomorrow morning. Let's go check it out. our future battlefield. Okay, see you tomorrow. Let's go, Lingyun Entertainment. A new journey begins. It's only been a few months since I traveled here. Lingyun, From being kicked out as Ling yun, a down-and-out host. To owning a hit show and a top-notch place to live. Now, I'm actually standing in front of my own company. The game of life, nothing compares to this. What are you staring at like a fool? Let's go! The suspense is about to be revealed. Awarded the title of Most Influential Media Person of the Year. At the same time, his work also won the Annual Innovative Program Award goes to Laugh Bomb Li Ling, Mr. Li. Thank you to the platform, thank you to my team, and thank you to all the supporters of Laugh Bomb. But today, what I want most is to thank one person. Finally, I want to especially thank my partner, my most important comrade, Muxue. Without her, there would be no Lingyun Entertainment today. Mr. Li Ling, congratulations on Laugh Bomb becoming a phenomenon. Lingyun Entertainment is also on track. So, May I ask, what new plans do you and the company have? Next, Lingyun Entertainment will officially enter the film and television industry. Our first movie project, our very first film, Xialuo's Troubles is coming soon.