Which is What If Female Sasuke Was a Naruto Fangirl and Took on the Council/Part 1

Hello guys, this is your friend and we are back with a new fanfic which is what if female Sasake was a Naruto fan girl and took on the council part one. And if you enjoy this fanfic then please press the like button and subscribe to my channel for more fanfic like this. And now let's start the fanfic. It was an average day in Konaha. The village was full of people busy with their jobs and whatnot. It was peaceful until he s late. An annoying banshee shouted. Training ground 7 h e s late. A pink bit girl said. Why is it a surprise he's always late? Sasake said in cold emo voice. Sakura was looking at sasake with hearts all over the place. Sasake turned around with a hn and ignored her. But in the inside he was scared. He was scared that she was going to rape him while their sensei wasn't here. Where are they? I know that Kakashi is always late, but where's Narut? Sasake was panicking in the inside. Then all of a sudden, a puff of smoke came. When the smoke cleared, Kakashi was the only one there. Yo, how yo. Kakashi was unable to finish until a bands. Sakura shouted, "You relate." Those that were not ninjas all lost their ability to hear for a few hours. Haha, sorry, I was lost in the path of life, Kakashi said. Then Kakashi noticed that the unpredictable ninja wasn't here. And asked, where's Nar? That Baka's probably sleeping in his house. I swear he should just give up being ninja. He's useless. Sakura was ranting on about how Narut was annoying that she didn't realize the hateful glares being sent by Sasake. Sasake was about to say something, but then Nar came to the training grounds and he looked away trying to hide his blush. Nar baka, but she wasn't able to finish because Nar was holding her by the neck and said, "Shut up, Howler Monkey." Now, everyone being shocked was an understatement. Narut of all people told Sakura the girl he was crushing to shut up and not only that called her a howler monkey. Both Kakashi and Sasuke were trying not to laughing with the new name Sakura was given. But Kakashi composed himself and asked what was going on to Nar. All he got was a scoff and he left. Kakashi not wanting to waste any more time from his porn just ignored him and told everyone to leave that today was a day off. Uchiha POV. I was glad that there was a day off, but what I was more worried about was Narut. Something seemed off about him other than the fact that he insulted Sakura and wasn't his hyperactive self, I thought. Then Sakura came and blocked my path and said, "Saskun, let's go out. There's this new restaurant that opened. I heard it has good food there." No. Instead of asking me to a date, can't you start training? You are the weakest in this team. I told her in a cold voice she was depressed and started ranting about how this was all Naruto's fault. Gupid fan girls can't she sees that I don't want to go out with her. I mean I'm a girl for God's sake and I do not do not roll that way. And stop bad mouthing Narokun. I wish Narkun would ask me out. I thought yes Sasake is a girl and her name is Satsuki and yes she likes Nar after all. Narut is the same as her, who understands what it's like to be alone. Although she knew what having a family is like, he didn't and wanted to help him. She even tried to tell him her secret that Sasake doesn't exist and tell him her feelings. But she always freezes up and gets lost in his big bright blue eyes and end up calling him a dope and a weakling, which she cursed herself later for acting like that in front of him. All right, time to go. Stalk escort Narud to his house. Satsuki thought and yes she stalks Narut and does it better than Hinata and even getting rid of the mobs that went after him. Unlike a certain Hayuga also she hates Hinata. One time Satsuki got irritated by Hinata stalking Nar. She knocked her out and hung her in the class and she was proud of it. And Hinata is still alive to Satsuki's disappointment. But she's scared to go near Nar now. Satsuki was behind some buildings and watching Narut. She looked at her surroundings in case there were any fan girls. She followed Nar to the point where she waited for him to finish his one bowl of ramen, which was odd since he ate like 72 bowls a day and she would know. And then she followed him to his broken apartment, which she was sad that he had to live in that house all by himself. Don't worry, Narun. You won't be living there anymore. You'll be living with me soon and then we can have a family and be happy. Satsuki thought. Then Satsuki had a disgusted feeling. I can't believe I said that while in my male form. Nar is not like that. Satsuki kicked herself mentally for even thinking like that in her male form. When Nar went in his house, she went to her house thinking how disgusted she was at her thoughts without realizing that a pair of sapphire eyes were watching her. Naruto's POV. Is that Sasake? What's Emo bastard doing here? Did he come to make fun of me or something? Nar thought as he looked at the retreating figure of Sasake. Almost feels like he was stalking me like Hanata freak. Nar said out loud. Yes, Narut realized Hinata was stalking him. At first, he thought it was good that at least one girl liked him. But after like four years of stalking him, he got irritated and avoided her at all cost. So, he went to places that Hinata would not follow her, like the men's only hotring. But no matter where he went, she kept stalking him. Though there was that one time he had the whole day to himself with no stalker, and he wondered why. That is until he went to the academy the next day and saw the reason Hinata was tied up with a note that said, "I am a pervert." Since then, Narut was happy. Whoever did that was his god or goddess since he doesn't know who his savoir was. He also hates Hinata because she is from the Hyuga clan. The Hyuga clan showed no mercy to him when he was a child. They usually used their diseased eye to find his hiding spot in their crazy taijutsu. Not only that, they used his prank. He pulled on them as a means of treat to them and used that as an excuse to attack him. A whatever that temp can do what he wants. I bet he just came here to try and take a technique from me to go on his stupid revenge. Nar said out loud, then went to the kitchen and made instant ramen. When he finished, he threw the cup somewhere and went to his bed and went to sleep. Normal POV. Satsuki woke up to the sound of her alarm clock. She didn't want to wake up until she saw her Nar plushy she made. She shot up from the bed and ran to get dressed. She wanted to go early so that she could greet Nar like she always does. She had a hard time choosing which clothes she should wear that would make Nar notice her. There was a black shirt with the uchiha symbol and then there was the orange one that had the uchiha symbol in the back and two spirals on the sleeves. I know Nar likes orange, but then people will know that I'm a girl and then there's a chance that I'll get fanboys and then satsuki thoughts were going to what Nar would say. You disgust me, Satsuki. Nar leaving her surrounded by fanboys. No, Narut [ __ ] Satsuki shouted. She then looks around. I'm glad that wasn't real. Satsuki thought to herself as she wipes the sweat of her forehead. She then chooses to wear the blue shirt she always wears and eats and runs to the training ground hoping, praying she bumps into Nar and then suddenly falls in love like in romance novels. Realizing that she was in her male form, berated herself for thinking like that, Satsuki got to the training ground dejected because she didn't bump into Nar. She then goes to the tree that she always uses to relax and wait for pervert howler monkey giggling at the new name for Sakura and her orange prince. She then fell asleep thinking about hers and Naruto's wedding. Then they held hands walking out the church, then walking faster than running. And then suddenly Satsuki was beating but a random guy and then shouted, "I win." With raising two hands in the air, "Ya got that from bleach." She looked around and saw Nar in the center of the field looking at her like she was crazy. Then she realized that she yelled and started to blush deep and screamed, "Kia!" and ran behind the tree to hide herself from humiliating herself even more. Naruto's POV. I woke up and grabbed a cup of ramen and drank a glass of milk from a brand new milk container I got yesterday. I got my awesome jumpsuit and weapons and went to the training ground to meet with the team. While I was walking down the streets, I saw everyone glaring at me. This always happens and I'm starting to get annoyed, so I glare back at them, which got me surprised since they looked in the other direction with a scared expression. I smirked. How good look away things are going to change around here. I thought when I arrived at the training ground I saw Sasake sleeping which was a surprise since every time I come here I see him train. Guess he didn't get any sleep. And then suddenly Sasake shouted I win which by the way scared [ __ ] out of me. I looked at Sasake and saw that he was blushing when he was looking at me and then said, "Kia," which by the way sounded like a girl and then ran behind the tree. However, the fact that he said he won, I can make an assumption that he was dreaming about killing his brother. But then another thought, if he did dream about that, why did he get embarrassed? Whatever, it doesn't concern me anymore, I thought. And then I started to my daily stretches. And since Kakashi sensei will be late. Satsuki POV. I see Nar start doing his daily stretches. He looks dreamy. I thought then snapped out of it when I felt drool coming out of my mouth. I wiped my drool off and continued to watch. But then a pink-haired howler monkey laughing at the name Haha Satsuki blocked my view. I was pissed. This [ __ ] was disturbing my show and it was getting to the good part. I was crying in my mind. I looked at the howler monkey, still laughing with a glare that spelled death. And apparently, she didn't get the message. Sakura, please stop bothering me. And no, I will not go on a date with you. I shouted. Sakura looked sad, which I didn't care at all. And then she looked angry and shouted, "Why? Why won't you go on a date with me? What is the reason? Tell me." I was taken aback by what she said but recovered and said I like someone and that person is very special to me. Ha, I bet it's a guy isn't it? Nar said which made me blush because it was true. Sakura looked at me and looked like she was crushed which if I had to guess is that she was shocked I liked someone. Nar then stopped laughing which actually caught my attention. Hey Tim, you aren't denying what I said. Nar pointed out which surprised me since I was staring at Nar at that time. Hey, why are you staring at me for? Nar started to look panicked and scared that I was staring at him. Hey, quit it. It's creeping me out. Nar said again, but I ignored him. All I want to do is stare at him and maybe some other stuff. Cross that I want to do other stuff. I blushed at my thoughts. Hey Sasake, I'm sorry that I said that, so stop staring. Narut apologized which surprised even Sakura since he never apologizes to me. Just then Kakashi sensei came and said a simple yo and we started our training but I still continued to stare at Narut [ __ ] Naruto's POV. I still feel Sasake staring at me which is creeping me out what is with him. I mean yeah I made fun of his but still the way he's staring at me makes what I said true. I suddenly tripped while jogging and got a scolding from Kakashi saying I need to concentrate. Kakashi then goes to Sasake and trains him. Why is it that me and Sakura have to be stuck with jogging exercises while the temp gets to learn new jutsus? Especially when he's unfit way more than me. Well, Da Kitty's playing favorites. He clearly wants to train only the brat and leave you to do whatever you Narutos do. a demonic voice said in his mind. Yeah, whatever. I wonder when we're going to go outside of Konaha. Do you know Q Chan? I said and asked Kaobi. At the rate you guys are going one year. If and I say if you get the pink banshee out of her fang girl mode and get the stick out of the Bratz and possibly beat the crap out of pervert there, then maybe in 7 months, Caillou said, "Looks like I have to do everything, huh?" I asked. "Yep, pretty much." Caillobi said, "While I was jogging, I remembered how I met Kaobi. It was after the team meeting and I was running to Ichiaku's to get something to eat. Since I was really hungry, I took a shortcut. But it turns out someone this some construction and put a wall there and I crashed head on." After that, I was in my mindscape and saw Caillou. Caillobi was yelling out how I should bow down and whatn not but ignored it and Caillobi got so pissed that she put Krazy pictures in my head. By the way, that's why I was pissed that and yelled at Sakura and oh yeah, Caillobi's a female. Turns out after I found that out, I was cautious around every females. Well, not really. I didn't care about the fan girls. After that, me and Cailloubi came to an agreement that I borrow some of her chakra and she gets to see what I see and hear what I hear. I was suddenly punched out of my memories. I looked for the culprit and saw it was Sakura. I was about to yell at her when she started to fawn over TM again. Did she forget what he said to her before? I asked to no one in particular, but Caillou answered anyway. She's really a [ __ ] and she's supposed to be the brains of this team. I feel sorry for you, kid. I really do. And that's saying something. Haha, very funny. Ian answered sarcastically. It seemed that we were going to the Hokag tower to get a mission which I already know that we are going to get another C rank. When we went in, we went directly to the Hokag and stand in front of him. Kakashi sensei was asking for a mission when Gigi said that the demon cat needed to be retrieved. Both Mik Caillobi hated that mission. That cat was so annoying that it took everything I had to prevent going Kaobi to kill it. And people call me a demon. Try catching that cat and people will probably start calling Angel or something. I thought sarcastically, "You got that right, Kit." Cailly was puffing her cheeks out, which was cute. When Gigi was asking if we agreed to the mission, I exploded. No way. Not even in hell. Give us something better and not to chase that demon cat anymore. You know, it took everything I had to try and not kill it. Everyone was shocked except Kakashi. He was too busy reading porn. Then Aruka started talking about mission rank which I blocked out and looked around and saw Sakura look pissed at me and saw Tm looking at me like I was cool or something. Though his body and face didn't say it, but his eyes did. Gigi then asked Kakashi if we were ready and he said yes. All right then. Looks like you'll be getting your first C- rank mission. Gigi said, "You can't be serious." Hokag sama. Uruka said, "I am. And they do need to be experienced, so it's<unk> all right." Gigi said, "But Aruka was interrupted." "No more, Aruka. They will be doing AC rank, and that's final." Gigi said in his hokag voice, "Yes, Hokag sama," Aruka said while looking down. "Now bring in the client, please." Gigi said later an old man with a sake bottle came in and looked at us. So a book of kids are going to be protecting me. I paid a lot of money and I get a bunch of brz and that [ __ ] over there looks like he could get killed any minute. The old geyser said I started to laugh only to realize that he was talking about me. I was about to kill him until Kakashi held me back and saying something about killing the client will be bad and I won't get my paycheck. I huffed and looked away not paying attention to the geyser's introduction and was talking to Q about what techniques she was going to teach me. When everything was over, Kakashi told us to go and pack and rest for tomorrow. I left through the window since I wanted get out as fast as I can go. When I arrived at my busted up apartment, I went to pack. When I finished, I ate some cup noodles and went to bed to start on my training with Q Sensei. Next morning, I woke up and got ready and went to the gates to wait for the Kakashi, Howler, Monkey, and TM Satsuki's POV. The first few hours of the journey were boring. All we did was walk and listen to the old geyser talk about how he's a super bridge builder, Kakashi's perverted giggling, and Sakura's banshee yells. But what surprised me during the trip was that Nar wasn't talking or yelling out his catchphrase, "Believe it." I then look at Nar and see him staring blankly. He wasn't paying attention to anything, which to me looked hot. When I looked at him again, his face scrunched up and all of a sudden Nar was grinning like a madman. So hot, I shouted. It was quiet for a short time and saw everyone look at me, which embarrassed me, but I let out a hn and kept walking. Hower monkey looked at me with hearts coming out of her. Nar was looking at me like I was crazy. And Kakashi and Tzuna were doing what they did before. Another few minutes passed and I was bored as hell. I wanted some action so I could impress Nar. In my head, I was depressed since I'm Sasuke. Now I can't show any emotion because right now I'm the emo king. I was more depressed at that. Then I suddenly heard Nar laughing. I turned around and saw that Nar was jumping in a puddle. Haha, this is fun. Nar shouts. He then suddenly started stomping the puddle. I so badly wanted to join him. No, I'm the emo king. I need to keep this up until I'm Jon or I get engaged to Narokun. I blushed at the last thought. Engaged to Nar, I thought. Then Sakura started yelling at Nar for being unprofessional. Please, you howler monkey. If anyone's unprofessional, it's you and pervert sensei. And how dare you stop Nar K's laughter, you [ __ ] I thought Nar looked like he was about to kill Sakura, but suddenly the pond Nar was dancing on was in smoke and a chain came out directly towards Kakashi. The chain surrounded Kakashi and he was in pieces. Kakashi had just died. Good thing too. Now all that's left is Howler Monkey and Team 7 will only be me and Nar. I quickly went in front of Tzuna protecting him. The smoke diminishes, revealing two ninjas wearing gas masks. One down, one of the two ninjas said, "Four to go." The other said, "I looked around and saw Sakura trembling. I then looked around where Narut was before and he was gone. I then looked looked at the enemy ninjas. They were knocked out and were beside Nar. When I looked at Nar, he was glaring at the enemy with red eyes. But what caught my attention was the wound on his hand. Nar. Naruto's POV. The walk was boring. I would have died of boredom if Q Chan wasn't in me. Tzunes was gloating. Kakashi was giving out perverted giggling. Sakura was doing her howler calls. And Tim was staring at me. I think he likes you. Caillou said suddenly. What? What makes you think that? He's been staring at you all his life. You know, even if that's true, there's a logical explanation for that. I said, trying to reason. Yeah, he likes you. No, he's probably trying to find a chance to get my techniques or the council told him to kill me, is said, blurting out every possible reason TM was staring at me. Whatever lets you sleep at night, Caillou said, I was about to counter until I saw a puddle. That's a genjutsu. Watch out, Q Chan warned me. I grinned. I think my face almost split. I thought of taking a leak. This way I can get the team's attention and show them that the puddle was a genutu and I can humiliate whoever is in that genjutsu. But then suddenly thoughts of te and howler monkey making fun of him for peeing in the middle of the road and that would give the council the right to revoking my ninja license. I guess I'll humiliate them another way. But what I thought scrunching my face. Why not use them as a trampoline? Hu Chan recommended. I thought about it. Great idea. I shouted in my mind. Unknown to me, I had a face-splitting grin plastered on my face. I was broken out of my thoughts when Sasuke shouted, "So hot." "What the hell is wrong with him?" I heard Caillou laugh. Why are you laughing? Because you're an idiot. That's why. What's that supposed to mean? You'll find out soon or maybe later, Caillou said. Whatever, I replied. We finally reached the Jenjutsu puddle. Sasake and Sakura didn't notice it, but Kakashi did, but apparently decided not to tell us or signal us that there is a genjutsu. I swear I'm going to die if I'm with them. I thought, "You got that right. But luckily, you have me," Caillou said while using both thumbs to point at herself. "I gave a small chuckle at that. But it was time I put my plan into action. I started to jump on the puddle." Haha, this is so fun. I shouted. It was actually fun. But that fun did not last long because Hower Monkey came and started to berate me, saying how I'm unprofessional and what not. If only I could kill her just by looking at her, then the world would be safe from this embarrassment. I then ignored her and started walking away from her. She followed just to keep up her yelling to impress her sashun. I heard Kaobi snicker at that part which is annoying me since she knows something that I don't. Then suddenly the puddle blew up and chains came out of it going around Kakashi sensei. At that moment Kakashi died. Their next target was me obviously for the stomping. However, thanks to a little of Q Chan's chakra, I was able to dodge the chains. When they were taking the chains back, I used that moment to attack. I was in front of the guy on my right and punched him in the stomach and knocked him out. I then went to the other guy and tried to punch him only to get slashed by his cany. I winced but ignored it since Q Chan can heal me and knocked him out by kicking him in his private area. When he crouched down at the pain, I used my elbow to hit the back of his neck and knocking the bastard out. Good job on your first real fight kit. I'm proud, Q said. Thanks, Qchan, but I thought it was going to be more thrilled, but I don't feel anything. I replied to Caillou. Well, whatever. Tie them up. Oh, and something is messed up about this mission. Hugh said in a serious tone. What do you mean? I asked, thought confused. What I mean is on a C rank you would usually fight bandits, not ninjas, especially not two C-rank Chunan new canons from Kiri. Cailloubi said, "I was confused, but I followed what Quch Chan told me to do and tie them up. Only if I knew where put my ninja wire. I was glaring at the defeated ninjas in case they pull something to escape." "Nar," I heard Sasake scream my name. And I turned to him, looking at him, wondering why he screamed or actually screamed like how a girl screams when she is afraid. I was brought out of my thoughts when Sasuke held my hands, examining my wound. Nar, we need to heal this before you bleed to death. Sasuke nearly shouted. Then Kakashi came out of his hiding spot with his porn book. Good job, guys. You did great. I scoffed at that. I did all the work. Kakashi sensei Nar is bleeding. Sasake shouted. Did he just say Naruto and not dope? I was shocked. told you kit. He likes you. I heard Kaobi said, "No, that's not possible. We're both guys and I do not roll that way." And besides, he's obsessed with reviving his clan and he can't do that with a guy. So, ha. I heard Q.B. sign. Well, whatever. Like I said, whatever makes you sleep at night. Caillou said, "I was about to counter but was brought back to reality as Sasake was shaking me." "What do want?" I said, "I saw that Sasake gave a saddened look, but he quickly covered it up." The cany that slashed you had poison and we need to go back to the village to heal you. Sasake said, "What? Hell no, I'm not going back." I shouted this. It was Kakashi who spoke. Well, if we don't, you're going to die. I felt Sasake stiffen at that. Maybe it has something to do with his clan's death is what I thought when I felt Sasuke stiffen. Naruto, you're always slowing us down no matter what we do. That's why you're unfit to be a ninja. So quit already. Cuz all this team needs is me and Sasuke," Sakura said with her howler monkey of a mouth. "I so badly wanted to kill this [ __ ] Remind me why did I have a crush on her?" I asked to no one in particular. "I think you were drunk at that time." Caillou said, "Yeah, I think you're right." I agreed with Kaobi. Listen here, Haruno. the only one slowing us down as you were scared and couldn't even move to protect our client and Narut was the one that defeated the enemy while what did you do? Nothing. Even I did something, Sasake yelled. Me being surprised would be an understatement. Sasake of all people is defending me. I looked around just to be sure the world isn't ending and I pinched myself in case this was a dream which wasn't. B but Sasake [ __ ] he was slowing us down. Sakura stuttered. Shut up. Because of this, Narut was injured and there is a slight chance that he may die from the poison. So, shut up. Sasake yelled. What the hell is going on here? I asked myself. It's common for a lover to defend the person they love, Kaobi said. I told you I don't roll that way. I shouted. That's true, kid. But what if he rolls that way? Maybe he has a crush on you. Caillou said that's it just for that. I'm not going to dream of killing the villager for a week. I stated what no you have its torture when you dream about Ramen. Caillou said frantically. Whatever I thought, but I cut her off. Sasake and Sakura's fight was still going and it was getting irritated and I was getting a headache. So I got Kana and stabbed my hand. Narut, what are you doing? Sasake shouted. No matter what, I will never go back. You hear me? Not even if I'm trapped in room filled with poison. Dado, that's good and all, Narut, since you did get the poison out, but you can still die from blood loss. Kakashi said with an eye smile. I really did not know that. I was panicking, totally forgetting the Q Chan can heal me in a matter of if seconds. Hold still, Narut. You're making the blood flow faster as you move," Kakashi said with a sign. "When I got out of my panic mode, I saw Sasake looking through his backpack." "I was curious as to what he was looking for, so I tried to look. But what shocked me the most was was, was Sasake had panties and bra and dresses all stored in his backpack." I was shocked. Questions were popping in my head. Is Sasake a crossdresser? Did he steal those before we left? And why does one of the panties have my face one it? My brain was overloading that I fainted. The last thing I heard was Sasake shouting my name. I woke up to the smell of oranges. When I opened my eyes, I saw that I was in a boat under an unfinished bridge surrounded my mist and my head on Sasake's shoulder. What? Satsuki POV. I saw Narutkun stab himself with a canai which made him look so awesome. The suddenly Kakashi sensei said that Narutkun would die if we didn't stop the blood. I remembered that I carried bandages in case something was to happen to Narutkun. So, I was rumaging through my backpack. When I was looking for the bandages, I realized I was looking through the wrong backpack. This is my in case me and Nar get it on backpack. Huh? I can't believe I made a stupid mistake. I then heard a thump and saw Narokun on floor. I shouted, "Nar." I thought he died since he was bleeding a lot. I My mind was thinking of what my days are going to be without Nar. No more goofy smile. No more chance of getting him to propose to me. And no possible way of having his kids, I shouted in my head. No, no, this can't be happening. This absolutely cannot be happening. Oh, looks what happened, Mr. Great Ninja. Kakashi said in a calm tone. This bastard. How can he be calm when Nar is dying? This son of a but wasn't able to finish my sentence for two reasons. One, I had to be ladylike or else Narokun will never go out with me. Two, Kakashi broke be of my sentence. Looks like he fainted. Oh, do any of you have bandages? Kakashi said. Sakura shook her head in no manner. And when Kakashi looked at me, I hurriedly went through my ninja bag and finally found the bandage. I gave them to Kakashi. I looked at Nar the whole time, I was just glad he fainted and not die. Thank Cammy. If he really did die, I would have resurrected the Kaobi destroyed the Kiri for killing my future husband and possibly destroy Konaha for how they treated him thought. So, who would like to carry Nar all the way to home? Kakashi said. I was confused. Why home aren't we going to go to wave and protect Mr. Drunk here? What do you mean Kakashi sensei? I asked. Well, it seems that this mission has turned from AC rank to AB rank. Kakashi answered. But then Tzuna begged them he needed their help and not to go. Kakashi then asked why he lied about the mission rank. And then Tzuna explained his story about how this goto person was ruining their lives and whatn not. I don't know what he said since I was looking at Narut [ __ ] the whole time. His face is so beautiful when he sleeps and those whiskers kawaii but I was disturbed in my Narut time by Kakashi. So Sasake, do you want to continue or not? He asked I was about to refuse when I remembered that wave is in trouble and possibly I could impress Narutkun if I saved a country. So the only logical answer for me was yes. Sakura agreed only because I was going which was pitiful and due to Naruto's performance we took Naruto's speech as a yes and we headed to wave. The question on who was going to carry Nar came up again. I raised my hand since I know that the client isn't supposed to do any work. Sakura is too weak and Kakashi was going to drag him because he could be like those bastard in the village not caring about Narut and he was going to be busy reading porn. I was the happiest girl in the world right now because I was carrying Narut on my back. His head in my neck area, his was breathing on my neck. It took everything. I had to stop myself from taking all of my and his clothes off and have kids right there and then. But I was reminded that I was in my emo self, so I had to act like I hated the idea. We walked some more until we came to a lake where there was a boat waiting for us. We got on. It was sailing across the water. Nar was sleeping on my shoulders. It was dream come true. In my head, I was thinking of all the possibilities that could happen. And then I felt Nar wake up. He had shock ridden all over his face, which was cute. It made him look like a fox kit. What s going on? Nar shouted. Then the guy who was paddling the boat told him to be quiet or God will hear us. In my mind, I was pissed at this bastard. No one, and I mean no one, tells Narokun to stay quiet. He can be as loud as he wants. I was thinking of many, many ways to kill this guy. I then noticed that Kakashi was explaining everything to Narutkun, which seemed like he understood. When we finally reached land, the guy in the boat said his goodbyes. We were off. The fog in the area was getting thick which gave me an idea of kidnapping Narutkun and having my ways with. I was glad that the fog was there because I couldn't stop my blush from appearing. And then suddenly Narut threw a canai at the bushes stating someone was there. When we looked at what was behind the bush, it was a white rabbit. This confused me since well white rabbits only appear in winter. But I was cut out of my thoughts when Sakura was berating Narutkun. I was about to go to her and kill her when Kakashi told us to get down, which I did since I saw him push Tuna and Sakura down. When Kakashi told us to get up, I saw a giant blade stuck to a tree with a man on top of it. Zabuza Momoi, the demon of the mist, I heard Kakashi say, "Sharen, no." Kakashi, I can see why the demon brothers lost. He said, which pissed me off since it was Narutkun who beat them. Then they were talking about how Zabuza killed his entire class to become a jennon and which organs he should cut off and that we finally see Kakashi's face just joking I wish though but no we saw Kakashi's other left eye which had a shrinking in it. How does he have a sharing is not a nuiha. I thought a fight is just like in the anime and manga but Nar doesn't try to run away. It Sakura tried to run away until Kakashi told them to guard Tuna. When the fight finished and the hunter nin took Zabaza's body, I helped Narok [ __ ] carry Kakashi to Tzuna's house. When we finally arrived there, Tzuna's daughter opened the door. I saw how Narut was looking at her. The way he looks at her, he should be looking at me like that, shouted glaring at Tzuna's daughter who is known as Tsunami. When we went in, we were greeted by kid who told us to go home. But before anyone could say anything, he ran away. We finally put Kakashi down on a futon and went to rest ourselves. I was happy that I could relax after all that happened, but I wanted to relax next Nar. I dozed off dreaming about me and Narokun and killing of tsunami. It was 2 hours and I heard Narut shouting Kakashi was awake. We all gathered where Kakashi was lying down. He told us how Zabuza was still alive which I was happy. I wanted fight to prove to Nar I am the only woman who deserves him. Bu you the tsunami interrupted and said dinner was ready. When we got to the table, Nar was complaining how the food wasn't ramen. I was about to get an instant cup ramen when Kakashi told him to eat what they offered and not complain, which he complied too. I was pissed at Kakashi because him I couldn't be Nar Khan's savior. When everyone finished, the little brat who told us to go ran off. Narut ran off to the bathroom to get a shower. Sakura was practicing her howler calls with Tzuna, who seemed to want to hit her with his beer bottle. And Kakashi went to sleep. I was about to get changed when Tsunami called me to follow her outside. I bet she's trying to get rid of her competition for Narut Kun's heart, I thought. When we reached where she took me, I was ready to get my canai out and kill her. Sasuke san, you're<unk> a girl, aren't you? She said, "Satsuki's POV. W what? How does she know?" I thought, shocked that she found out. Thinking of possible clues that I may have given her, but my mind was drawing blank. H how? I know I didn't leave any clues. And not even Kakashi, who is a top ranked Jonan knows my secret. Especially from meeting me in one day, I said scared. Hum. So I was right. I was drawing on a hunch I had. Was all tsunami said. I was shocked. She just had a hunch. And by me responding to her, I gave her my secret. But still, how did you come to that conclusion? I said, wanting to know how a civilian that isn't a ninja. Hell, she wasn't from a ninja village know my secret. Tsunami looked at me before she answered. Well, when we first met, you were glaring at me like you wanted to kill me when I looked at that orange boy. At first, I thought you were angry at something, but I didn't know what. Later through the day, you were glaring at me every time I came to the room you and your teammates were in. But what gave it away was during lunch. You were sitting close to Narut San, and each time you looked at Narut San, you blushed. But when I came to give food, Narut san looked at me. You glared at me. And that's how I know you're a girl. And the expression you had looked like a girl in love. And I saw the clothes in your backpack. Tsunami said. I looked at her. I can't believe I left that many clues. Then I realized that her observation could mean something else entirely. But wait, couldn't that have meant that I'm I countered. Tsunami was in a thinking position. That's true, but I have seen lots of girls that had the same expression as you, and your expression looked similar. Or to tell the truth, it looked like your pink-haired teammate. Tsunami said, "I'm nothing like that whore." I shouted, "Shish! The others will hear." Tsunami warned me. I put my hands on my mouth. "Sorry," I whispered. "So, there has to be a story as to why you disguised yourself as a boy," Tunami said. I looked down and had a sad expression. W You see, I'm from the Uchi clan and they have a strong dojutsu known as Sheringin. Five years ago, my brother massacred everyone except for me. I don't know why he did it because all he said was that he was testing his skills. He then put me in a genjutsu and I was knocked out. Hokag sama came and visited me and told me that my clan was killed and that I was the last one left. Nad because of that I had to get multiple wives due to the CRA. Now these banshee screeching fan girls follow me everywhere. I saidunami looked at me with sympathy. So that's why you disguise yourself as a boy. This council doesn't bother you when you're a boy. Tsunami asked, "Oh, bothers me. They already have 30 marriage contracts ready when I'm 18, and I'm pretty sure it's increasing as we speak. Not only that, I have fan girls everywhere I go. It doesn't help that my teammate is a fan girl. They even try to try to take a picture of me when I try take a shower. Sometimes they try to sneak in to take a shower with me. Just glad that Hokag sama put those antifan girl traps in my compound. They get shocked with 1,000 volts of electricity, I said, smiling evily. Tsunami shivered at my smile and she looked like she was thinking. I bet that she was thinking about the traps and was feeling sorry for the fan girls. I have no clue why she would and I didn't really care. All I cared was that I didn't have to take a shower in my male form anymore. Don't you feel sorry for them? Tsunami asked. I looked at her in disbelieved. Me feel sorry for fan girls. They are an embarrassment to Kunoichi. All they do is fawn over the boy they like, especially when said boy is actually a girl. and they don't take ninja training seriously. But then again, I am a fan girl, the president and founder of the FNC, Foxy Narudo Club, but I at least take things seriously, unlike Hower Monkey. I then looked at Tsunami. No, I don't. They are a disgrace to all Kunoichi in the Elemental Country. All they care about is how they look, so they go on diets when instead they should eat as much as they can to survive. Fan girls have little to no chakra which is proven by my worthless pink-haired teammate. Unlike me, of course, I stated. What do you mean? Unlike you, Tsunami asked. I mean that I am a fan girl, but I know when to take my Kunoichi job seriously and when to dream about my Nar. I said with hearts in my eyes when I mentioned Nar. Will I guess so? Tsunami said. And besides, I'm an uiha and uchchihas are always better than others. I said, looked at me in a weird way. Does that mean you're better than Narut san? Tsunami asked. I looked at Tsunami like she was crazy. There is nobody better than Narokun. Not even the Yandami could compare to him. But before I could counter Tsunami, Sakura was Banshee screaming my name. Sasake [ __ ] come here. Kakashi sensei is awake. Sakura screeched. I signed and looked at Tsunami. No one is better than Narutkun. I said and left as Tsunami followed me. Normal POV, I will refer Sasake as Satsuki unless people say his name. Hey Tm, what took you so long? Nar greeted Satsuki. Hn. Satsuki greeted back. So cool. Sakura Banshee screamed. When all members of team seven sat down, Kakashi put his book down and looked at them. I believe that Zabuza is still alive. Kakashi said to his students, "Everyone was shocked." Tuzuna had dropped his beer bottle which shattered on the ground. "That's not possible, sensei. I mean, you killed him and even checked if he had a pulse or not." Sakura said, scared, not wanting to fight Zabuza again. Remember the weapon the hunter Nin used? Kakashi said. Yahi used sbons. So Narut asked. Kitsenbon needles are used for maual practice and not used for killing people. Caillou explained in Naruto's mind. Naruto's eyes were wide in realization. It seems you understand Nar. Kakashi said. Nar nodded. W. What are you guys talking about? What does Narut Baka understand? Sakura screamed. And she's supposed to be the smart one. Thought Kakashi, Satsuki, Narut, and Kaobi. What we mean is that the Hunter Nin that carried Zabaza's body away was a fake. Nar said, "How was he a fake?" Sakura said, "Idiot. Hunter Nins cuts off the new Kennan's head off and burn the body no matter who their audience is. This because all they need is the head to keep the village secret intact," Kakashi explained. And not only that, the weapon the hunter nin used as symbbon needles which are usually used for acupuncture paralyzing enemy or putting the enemy into a death-like state temporarily. Nar finished. Sakura was shocked that Nar knew that. Satsuki was inwardly sparkling. HNI knew that. Stop trying to act cool Narut Baka. Sakura Banshee screamed. Everyone signed really this [ __ ] is useless. Everyone thought even tsunami who just entered the room. Uno. Dinner will be in 10 minutes. Okay. Tsunami said while everyone nodded. How long do we have till he comes back? Sasake asked Kakashi. Kakashi looked at him. From the damage we gave him in the recovery process from a temporary death-like state. 2 weeks. Kakashi said two weeks. How are we going to be able to face him? He was too strong. Sakura Banshee screamed. Everyone was tired of listening to Sakura's Banshee screeched. Tzuna was tempted to throw his beer bottle at her head, but he had to remind himself that they were helping him, even the useless pink [ __ ] Don't worry, next we<unk>ll be ready. We<unk>ll be training for 2 weeks. I'll think of a schedule for you guys to be ready for him and his helper. Kakashi said. Sakura and Satsuki was happy that to hear about the training, but Nar put on a neutral face. Yeah, training the Uchia. Nar thought. Hey Baka, what's with that face? Aren't you happy that we get some training? Sakura yelled at Nar. What I would do to punch this [ __ ] and pit her in her place? Nar thought. Agreed. Cailloubi said, nodding her head. Naruto put on a fake smile followed by making his eye in AU shape and said, "Of course I am Howler Monkey. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm hungry and I would like some of Tsunami Chan's delicious meals." And Nar left the room where Sakura was restrained by Duna. Satsuki looked at Narut with worry and Kakashi was back to his thoughts about his orange book. During dinner, everyone was seated to at the table eating and having small talks with each other. Satsuki kept stealing glances at Narut and Sakura kept stealing glances at Sasake. When dinner was finished, they all went to their assigned bedrooms. Sakura sleeping with Tsunami, Kakashi in the living room, Tzuna and Inari in their own rooms, and Satsuki and Narut. Satsuki was happy that she was going sleep in the same room as Nar. But she had another thing in her mind. Yes, yes, I'm away from the village. No stupid old bats watching every move. No fan girls annoying for a date currently. Today I'll reveal to Narutkun who I really am. Satsuki thought. Uno. Nar, I have something to tell. Why, oh you, you already fell asleep. Satsuki yelled in Sasake's voice, seeing Nar already in bed with a bubble coming out of his nose. Satsuki signed and went to sleep knowing there wasn't any use in try to do anything knowing that Narut is a heavy sleeper. Next morning everyone one woke up and was in the dining room waiting for breakfast. Sakura was asking Sasake out on a date and was being denied constantly. Kakashi was reading his porn and Tzuna was talking to Nar about how cool he was and Narut was ignoring Tzuna and talking to Kaobi. Hey kid, what do you think porn lover over there going to teach you? Cailloubi said, I don't know what he's going to teach, but knowing him probably a chakra control exercise considering everyone in the team has horrible chakra control. Well, except for me, Nar said back. That's probably true considering he wants all the time in the world to read that orange book. Cailloubi said, "Yeah, anyway, I think I'll be practicing that new technique you taught me the other day. Haven't<unk> really been training for two days now?" Nar said, "Yeah, that would be the best considering who your opponent will be. But be careful. Remember the side effects of using it too much." Caillou said concerned. Don't worry, Q Chan. I will. Nar said right back, happy that someone was concerned for him. But Nardo was broken out off his thoughts when someone punched him. When he looked for the person, it was none other than Sakura. Baka, stop acting like Sasake [ __ ] And because of you, Sasuke [ __ ] won't go out with me. Sakura howled. Irritated, Narut grabbed the back of her head and slammed it on the floor, making her fall unconscious. Everyone was happy, especially Satsuki, that the Banshee was finally quiet. Narut, don't hurt your comrades. But considering that I can finally concentrate on my book, I'll let it slide. Just this once, okay? Kakashi said, trying to scold Nar. When finally breakfast came, the food was all gone in a matter of minutes. But sadly, they had to wait until the pink-haired girl woke up and finished eating to finally start their training. Team seven is in the forest with Kakashi in clutches. All right, team. Today we're going to climb a tree. Kakashi said. Satsuki and Sakura were confused. But Sensei, we already know how to. Sakura said, "No, this is different. You're going to climb a tree without using your hands." Kakashi said that impossible. Sakura screamed. If you let me continue, I'll explain. You won't be using your hands, but using your chakra by applying them to the sole of your feet. Understand? Kakashi said only receiving one nod and it was from the person he least expected. Sign. Fine. Here's a demonstration. Kakashi said as he went up to a tree and started walking vertically. He received shocks from Sasake and Sakura. Wonder why Narut isn't shocked. Maybe he already had seen this before. Kakashi thought he later threw three can to his students. Pick a tree and start climbing it. Say the kai to mark where you fall from and try to beat it later. Kakashi said. Satsuki and Sakura each grabbed a canai and picked out a tree and started. Satsuki climbed the tree, but when she got a few feet, the bark exploded, but she was able to mark the tree. Oh, sorry. I forgot to explain. If you use too little chakra, you will fall. And if you use too much chakra, the bark will explode. So, you see why this is good, right? You have to find just the right amount of chakra to use. Kakashi said, receiving glares from Satsuki. Now he tells us, Satsuki thought, the damn idiot didn't explain the full details of this exercise or why it's good to do this exercise. Nar thought, Sasake [ __ ] is so cool to be able to climb that far. Fan girl thought, "Cha, that's our Sasuke coon." A voice shouted in the fan girl's mind. Um, Narut, why aren't you doing the exercise? Kakashi asked looking at his blonde student. Naruto looked at him. Case I already know this and I've mastered it already. Nar said signing. Really? Prove it? Kakashi said. Nar walks up the tree getting shocked looks from Satsuki, Sakura, and Kakashi. Nar stopped when he reached half of the tree. See, Nar said in a bored tone as he was walking back to the ground. So cool. Naruto [ __ ] is the best. Satsuki mentally shouted with mental stars in her eyes. Sakura was irritated that he was showing off. Kakashi was impressed. All right, Nar, since you know the tree walking exercise, then I'll show the the water walking exercise. Already know it. I can last 3 hours in the water. Nar said interrupting Kakashi. Kakashi was shocked that he could do the water walking and Satsuki was screaming like the fan girl she is in her head about how cool and hip Nar was. Sakura was mentally picturing Naruto's death. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some personal training to do. Nar said as he walked away, Nar found a clear area far from his team and started practicing the new technique Kaobi taught him. At midnight, everyone except Narut and Satsuki were at the dinner table. Aw, when is Sasuke going to come? The pink-haired girl shouted, "Calm down, Sakura. I'm sure he will come soon." "After all that training, he will be starving." Kakashi said as he finished his orange book and took out a green book. Just then, Satsuki came in bruised and exhausted from falling from the tree and using too much chakra. I huff did huff it. Satsuki said in Sasake's voice an anyone wondering how Satsuki finished the exercise in one day I just took the idea from another fanfic that girls have better control of their chakra not being or anything but almost every important figures that no one knows anything about other than legends is going to be female like the sage of six path in all my stories and Satsuki wants to be there with Narut for every step of the way cause she's a fan girl call at a kek jenke all fan girls have. Good job, Sasuke. Tomorrow you'll be guarding Tzuna with Sakura and Narut. Kakashi said I smiling. You better protect me, brat. Tzuna said, and Satsuki scoffed at him. Satsuki was in a good mood because starting tomorrow, she will be with Nar and guarding their client. But that good mood was soon gone when Nar was nowhere to be seen. HN wears dope. Shouldn't he be back by now? Satsuki said in Sasake<unk>'s voice. He should be back anytime soon. Kakashi said, "And just then Nar was in the dining room all covered in dirt and burnt marks." Everyone stared at him. Nar looked at them. "What?" Nar asked, "What happened to you?" Tunami asked, concerned about the boy. "Well, I accidentally messed up on my jutsu more than five times and got burnt." Narut said smiling while scratching the back of his head while facing Tsunami. "Satsuki was of course jealous that he wasn't smiling at her." "Anyway, don't worry about me. I'm hungry as hell," Nar said. And to prove it, his stomach was growling. Tsunami giggled at that and went to bring the food that was just made. Nar and Satsuki were digging at the food like animals. The boy that was in the room was glaring at Nar and his team while they were talking about their day happily without any care. He was irritated so much that he slammed his finished bowl of rice and walked to his room not caring about the calls of his name. What happened to the brat? Nar said worry, he must have been tired, Tsunami said. And that was enough answer for Nar as he went back to eating. Narut had finished his food while the others were still trying to finish half of theirs. "Aw, that was good. You're the best tsunami sand. That was one of the best meals I have ever had," Nar said smiling. He looked at the time and got up. "Well, looks like it's time to sleep." Nar said as he stretched and went to his temporary room. Everyone was still trying to finish their dinner so they could rest as well. At midnight, Nar woke up from his sleep due to his bladder. He needed to go to the bathroom. So, he went to the bathroom that was in his in Sasake's temporary room and yanked it open. When it was open, he stopped his movement, and his mind was frozen. What he saw was a girl with black hair and onyx colored eyes that had shock and embarrassment in it. The girl oddly looked like Sasuke to him. When Narut finally got out off his stuper, he closed the door and opened it again. But this time, instead of a girl, he saw Sasake with a towel wrapped around his waist, which disappointed him considering the girl looked cute to him. He then closed the door and opened it again, and Sasake was still there with a towel around his waist. Nar then rubbed his eyes, and it was still the same. I think I used a little too much chakra that I'm seeing things, Nar thought to himself. W what do you want? Dope. Satsuki said stuttering. Oh my god. He saw my female self. Although I wanted him to know, I didn't want him to know like this. Nothing, T. I just need to use the bathroom. I need to go really badly. Nar said and Satsuki nodded and got out of the room when she got all her boy clothing. When Narut finally did his business in the bathroom, he went to wash his hands. After he washed his hands, he was looking for a towel to dry his hand s when he saw something orange. Orange being his favorite color. He couldn't help but be curious, so he grabbed it. What he saw shocked him. It was a orange pair of panty with a red swirl on it. Whose is this? I know it's not Sakuras considering she only likes the color pink. It can't be tsunami sands considering it's too small, Narut thought. Then his mind went to the last person who was in the bathroom. Maybe it's<unk> temps. Hey, I doubt it. Maybe it's<unk> Kakashi's. He is known as a pervert. Maybe he stole these since the books may not be enough for him. Narut thought. He then put them back where he found them and went to bed. His dreams filled with him swimming in ramen and also dreaming about the village as Kaobi was smashing the village. Satsuki, on the other hand, was looking at Narut and was getting nervous. It has been three days since the underwear incident and Nar was sleeping in the middle of the forest with a bird on top of his head. He was tired from his constant use of his jutsu that he didn't know he was running out of chakra. Caillobi would have given him some of her chakra, but she didn't. She wanted to watch Nar humiliate himself. This is because when Nar experiences chakra exhaustion, he does random dancing like he was drunk or something. In the meantime, someone wearing a pink kimono was walking through the forest. When he she saw Nar sleeping, the person went to Nar and started poking him. Nar woke up and saw a beautiful girl in front of him. He immediately blushed. Uno, what are you doing out here? You can get a cold if you sleep here, you know. The girl figure said. Naruto's brain was dead from seeing a cute girl. his animal side, which was his fox side, wanted to take her and ravage her till he was tired, which would be like a few days or so considering the stamina he has due to the fox. I was training and no, I won't get a cold. I never have. By the way, who are you beautiful? Nar said, putting aside his fear and following his animal side and maybe have with her. I'm Haku and you, the now known as Haku said as she rolled her eyes at the beautiful comment. They always say that to me when they see me. Haku thought as he cried inwardly. I'm Narut Uzuaki. The next Hokag TT Ebeo. Nar shouted the last part. Nar then looked at the basket Haku was carrying. Uno, what are you doing? Nar asked. Haku was surprised. Oh, I'm just collecting herbs for a sick friend. Haku said, "Oh, really? Then can I help?" Nar asked. Haku just smiled and nodded and they began collecting herbs. It was silent for a while until Haku decided to break the silence. Naran, you're a ninja, correct? Haku asked. Naruto looked at Haku. Yep. And I'm going to be Hokag one day and everyone will acknowledge me. Dad beo. Nar shouted. Haku could only giggle. Nar looked offended that she was giggling at his dream. Hey, is something wrong with being Hokag? Narut asked. No, nothing is wrong. It's just funny at the way you said. Haku said. Then another moment f silence came. Hokag. Ha. That is a big dream. Do you have something to fight for? Haku asked as he was thinking about his own past. What? Nar asked confused. Haku smiled. When a person has something important to protect, that's when they can truly be strong. Haku said Narut took his time to think about all his precious people. So far, the current hoagages, the Aikuraku families, his friends Shikamarus, Shojis, and Kais faces appeared on his mind. Nar smiled, "Yeah, I understand that very well." Nar said smiling. Hakuz smiled back. Haku then stood up and was walking away. "You will be strong. Let's<unk> meet again somewhere." Haku said. Sure. Nar said smiling. Then suddenly Haku stopped. Oh, and I'm a boy. Haku said and started to leave again, leaving a shocked Nar. What? There is no way that could be true. I mean, he's cuter Kurani sensei. And that's saying something. Nar inwardly shouted as he saw Haku leave and Sasake coming towards him, glaring at Haku. Kaobi, however, was having other thoughts. Him. Maybe if I play my cards right, I could get a Yahwi starting. Kaobi said out loud. I heard that. Nar yelled at inwardly disgusted at Kaobi<unk>s thoughts. Tihei. Kaobi giggled as she stuck her tongue out in a cute way which she failed due to her enormous size with Satsuki. Satsuki had just woken up from the sound of her portable alarm clock. Sasake [ __ ] wake up. It's breakfast and it's your f a vi T. the alarm clock shouted. Why did she have to wake me up? I was having one of the best dreams of my life. Me and Nar were he he satsuki thought perversely. Then she looked around hoping nobody saw her perverted grin with a sign of relief she got of her futon and looked to her side. No Narut [ __ ] today either. Damn it. I need my Naru time. Satsuki mentally shouted at the sky. When she got ready, she headed down to the living room of their clients. When she got there, she was greeted by a heart-filled Sakura, a gloomy Inari, a smiling tsunami, a drunk Tuna, and a Kakashi giggling perversely. "Hey, Sasakun, do you want to go on a date after breakfast?" Sakura said in a fang girl manner. Satsuki signed, "No." And Sakura became dejected. She then looked around for the blonde knucklehead, but he was nowhere in sight. Where's Nadope? Satsuki said. Huff don't<unk>t know that Baka hasn't come back since yesterday. Sakura said, annoyed that Sasake wasn't talking about her. Satsuki was getting annoyed by her insulting her future lover, but was brought out off her thoughts when Kakashi put his book down on the table, which shocked her. Sasake could go out and find Nar and tell him to come back for breakfast. If he refuses to come, tell him that there is ramen and he should come here in matter of seconds. Kakashi said which Satsuki just nodded and acted she didn't want to but in the inside she was jumping for joy. He should be at the forest where we had our training maybe even a little farther. Kakashi said after which he picked up his book and went back to reading showing serious Kakashi for a few seconds. Satsuki left leaving a banshee shouting, "Nar should just die of starvation." With a sign, she started to look for Nar. She had gone to the clearing where the team minus Narut did tree walking exercise, but he wasn't there. She was about to go back until she heard someone shout out about being Hokage. I'm going to be Hokag Dado. Only one person shouts that. Satsuki thought excited that she could get some alone time with the blonde enigma. When she went to the clearing Narut was in, she saw he was talking to a girl, which pissed her off. "That [ __ ] h mine," Satsuki thought inwardly seething. "Oh, and I'm a boy," the girly boy said. Which shocked Satsuki 0.0 There is no way she is a boy means she's cuter than Kurana and cuter than me. Satsuki thought. When the boy was leaving, Satsuki was glaring at him, thinking that he was lying about being a boy. When the boy was out of sight, Satsuki looked at Narudo, who was crossed leg in a thinking position, mumbling something about the world being a mysterious place. She then realized she and Naro were alone. This is perfect. I can tell him my secret. Satsuki thought, "Hey, Nar." But she wasn't able to finish as Narut started to yell. Aw, that's gross. I don't roll that way. Nar shouted. Satsuki looked shocked at Naruto's outburst and then blushed when Nar stared at her. What do you want him? Nar asked angrily. Satsuki was saddened and was about to cry that he kept calling her that. I wish he would call me something more girly like Suki Chan or Kurohheim, Satsuki thought sadly. But she stopped her moping and got her act together. Kakashi sensei said, "Come back to the house for breakfast." Satsuki said in Sasake<unk>'s broody voice. Nar just nodded and walked past her without giving a glance. Nar left the clearing with Satsuki following behind him, thinking of ways to tell him the truth about her. But she was broken out of her thoughts when Sakura a Banshee screamed, "He male name." She of course was getting sick of it, so she knocked her out by pressing a pressure point. She then turned her head to the group of people who were half shocked. "Do any of you have a problem?" Satsuki said as Sasake, and all the people turned their left and right, indicating, "No." "Good," Satsuki said as she went and sat beside Narut and started eating Tsunami's cooking. "No matter how much she wanted to deny it, Tsunami's cooking was the best she had ever since her mother died." She was sad, but then she remembered she still had Nar even though he doesn't realize it. She looked at Nar and blushed but kept it hidden. Tsunami saw this and was happy for the girl but sad that she couldn't reveal who she really is. While they were eating, Sakura woke up and started Banshee screaming and blaming Narut for being knocked out. Kakashi wanting to read his porn without any interruption told Sakura to eat and not to talk in a commanding voice. Sakura obeyed. While eating, Satsuki was trying to get closer to Narut, who in turn kept going farther away from her. When breakfast finished, Kakashi told the team to guard Tzuna. Nar said he wanted to keep training, which Kakashi gave permission. Nar left, leaving his teammates to discuss about their schedule with Nar. Nar was walking all the way to the clearing he was at before going back to the house for breakfast and where he met Haku. The fact that Haku was a boy and was more girly than Sakura, Eno, and even Hinata. Strange world, Narut thought. When he got to the clearing, he did kunchins and told him due to start training. The clones shouted and started, but Nar on the other hand was thinking about all the crazy things that happened. First the mysterious girl in the bathroom, then the orange panties, then the boy girl incident. Seriously, what is happening here? Nar thought. Don't forget Sasake liking you. Kaobi said. Yeah, that. Nar replied. Then a few seconds passed and he realized what he said to Kaobi. What? That s not true. Nar yelled out loud. Calm down, kit. No need to shout. I'm right here, you know. Kaobi said. Take that back then. There is no way Sasuke likes me. For one thing, we are both guys. Nar yelled at Kaobi. "Then if he was a girl, then would that change?" Kaobi asked. Nar thought about it but stopped himself. "Hell no. Even if he turned into a girl, his attitude would still be there. That emo bastard won't find a normal girl that would go out with him." Nar said, "What if it's not a girl emo bastard is looking for? What if he's looking for?" But Kaobi wasn't able to finish as Nar disconnected the link. Seriously, is that all she thinks about? Arokitsun. Nar shouted in his mind and went back to training. Dawn 7 to 8:00 p.m. Nar and his clones were all exhausted trying to figure a way to get the jutsu the Kaobi taught him to do. He later told all the Kajbanchins to go one at a time, but all of them went at the same time, which later gave the original Narut a major headache as he was clutching his head from all the information his clones gained. Just then, Satsuki came and looked at Narut in a funny position while screaming. "Um, you okay?" Satsuki said worried. "Yeah, just a headache." Nar replied, "Well, then let's<unk> go back. There are some painkillers in my bag." Satsuki said. Nar looked at Satsuki who was disguised as Sasake, which he didn't know. "Don't need it," Nar said as he still felt the pain. Either way, you have to come back," Kakashi gave an order for you to come back in report of your training and then eat. Satsuki said in Sasake's emotional voice. Narut nodded and went ahead, making Satsuki walking behind Nar. I need to tell him, "We're alone now. No howler monkey, pervert, or drunk bridge builder in sight." Satsuki said as she looked around the forest, "Um, na." But she was interrupted by Sakura. Sasake [ __ ] Sakura came and tackled Satsuki. Satsuki was annoyed. Get off of me. Satsuki yelled, which surprised both Sakura and Nar considering he never shouted before. Sasake Kun. Sakura stuttered. I've had it with you. Stop following me around. Satsuki yelled at Sakura with Sasuke<unk>'s voice. Nar broke out of his stuper and looked at Satsuki. Don't waste your time, TM. She won't listen. She'll be back to her fangirling self within 10 minutes. Just leave her and let's go. I'm starved," Narut said in a serious and dark tone, which made both Satsuki and Sakura flinch. But it turned Satsuki on with his commanding voice. "Wow," Satsuki thought as she gave a squeal in her head. She followed Narut, leaving a depressed Sakura in the forest. When they reached to Zuna's house, both of them had a race as to who can go to the dinner table first. It was won by Satsuki who looked at Narut yelling that he would beat her one day. This made her smile internally, thinking he was cute. When they sat down, Sakura came in and started asking Sasuke for a date. Much to the annoyance of the people in the room, Itadakimos. Nar yelled as he gobbled all the food. Satsuki was looking at Narut as he gobbled all the foods Tsunami put on the table. Note to self asked Tsunami San to give me the recipe for all these foods. Satsuki thought unknown to them. The boy named Inari was glaring at them. Ah, that was delicious. Second best food I have ever tasted. Nar yells out. Everyone looks at Nar when said that and tsunami looked sad that her cooking was second best. Why is it second best? Tsunami asked and everyone nodded in agreement with Tsunami. All except Inari and Satsuki. Inari because he could care less. And Satsuki because she knew Naruto's favorite food. That's because ramen is god s food. N a t h i n g beats ramen. Nar yelled as he put his hands up. Kakashi signed and made a mental note to break him of his ramen. Satsuki was nodding her head, agreeing, "Of course, no one saw." Tsunami giggled. Tuzzuna was laughing and Sakura was fangirling over Sasuke. Inari looked at the laughing blonde and the rest of the group as if they didn't give a damn about anything. He finally had enough and stood up and shouted, "Why do you guys bother to try so hard? No matter how hard you train, you're no match for Gadu's men. No matter what glorious claim you make or how hard you work when facing the strong, the weak will only end up getting killed. Inari yelled out. Everyone was looking at Inari while Nar and Satsuki were remembering their past. Well, Nar was remembering his past while Satsuki was remembering hers and Naruto's. Whatever, kid. I'm not like, Nar said. I'd hate to be like you. You don't know anything about this country yet. You're running around being so noisy. What do you know about me? I'm different from you. You're always clowning around and acting so cheerful. You don't know how hard life can be. Inari shouted at Nar. Something in Narut snapped. I really want to kill the brat. Nar thought. Damn right. Caillou said in agreement. So, it's<unk> okay for you pose as a star of a tragedy and cry all day. Nar said darkly with a little of Kaobi's voice. exclamation mark. Inari was shocked. Just keep crying all day, idiot. You [ __ ] Nar said darkly. Inari cried even more. Nar got up and left the table with Satsuki looking at his retreating figure. Nar, you've said enough. The pink-haired Banshee screeched. Satsuki was about to go after Nar until Kakashi told him to leave him alone that he needed to cool his head. Satsuki was pissed at Kakashi. He was supposed to act as a sensei and go check if he was okay. Tch. He needs to cool his head. Please, what he needs is a friend, and that's me. Actually, I'm his secret lover. Admirer, slave. Oh, who cares? I'll figure it out later. Satsuki thought as she got up and went after Nar, disobeying Kakashi's orders. If you call it that. Time skip. Two weeks had passed since team 7 came to wave. Goodbye. Please take off Narut. He pushed Ho's body over the limit. He may not be able to move his body. Kakashi said to Tsunami. Okay. Tsunami said happily. Sakura off course was happy she got to be with Sasake for the whole day. Cha. Now that annoying Narut is out of the we finally have the chance to ask Sasake out without any distraction. Sha inner Sakura screeched. Cha Sasuke [ __ ] is mine. Eat that in Oop. Sakura shouted in her mind. Satsuki on the other hand wanted to stay behind. She wanted to help. She even asked if she could stay back and take care of Nar. But all she got was, "Our mission is to guard Tuna, not Nar." Nar is an adult now. He can take of himself. She huffed him annoyance. She wanted to try some techniques she heard from a certain purple-haired Jonan said once when she went to the Dango stand. And with that, they set to the bridge where their boring mission of protecting and watching Tazuna and other old geysers building the bridge. When they got to the bridge, they saw all the workers on the ground. Okay, maybe not boring anymore. Satsuki thought with Nar. I overslept. Nar shouted as he went to Tsunami. Hey, heyi, where's everyone? Nar asked Tsunami as he turned his left and right looking for his team. Oh, Nar, you're already awake. Sensei said you should rest. But Tsunami never got to finish as Narut ran to his temporary room and took off his pajamas and into his awesome Kill Me orange jumpsuit. I knew it. They left me behind. I'm off. Nar shouted. And same thing happened with the bandit scene too tired to explain. At the bridge, Tzuna and team 7 minus Nar arrived at the scene of a slaughter. W. What happened? Tzuna shouted as he started to panic. Cough spitting out blood. Aa monster. The worker Tzuna held in his arm said. Can it be? Kakashi thought. Suddenly mist started. This missed. Kakashi thought here they come. Kakashi yelled out. Everyone went into position and defending Tzuna. So he is still alive. Kakashi thought. Kakashi sensei. This is this the hidden missed jutsu right. Sakura yelled. Satsuki on the other hand was shaking. Yo Kakashi long time no see. I see you're still with the brz. He's shaking again. Poor brat. Zabuza said in the mist. Then suddenly seven Zabuza appeared. I'm shaking from excitement. Satsuki said as Sasake with a smirk on his face. Hmp Zabuza thought. Do it Sasake. Kakashi said with a eye smile. Both Satsuki and Zabuza clones went to kill each other. Satsuki managed to kill all the water clones. You can't fool me. If I can't do something like this, then Nar won't accept me. Satsuki thought. It looks like the BRZ have grown. Seems like you have a rival. Eh, Haku. Zabuza said, "It does indeed," said the ninja with a mist hunter nin mask now known as a haku. "It seems my think was right on the mark." Kakashi said. "Huh?" Sakura said confused. "The masked one is obviously working for Zabuza." Kakashi explained. He should take that mask off and face us. Sakura Banshei screamed. I'll fight him. Satsuki said in an emo voice. Huh? Sakura turned to Sasake. Freicking us with that stupid act. I hate bastards like that the most. Satsuki said. And besides, this bastard is the same name as that girl boy that met my Narut [ __ ] in the forest the day. I'll kill you for trying to steal my Narukun. Satsuki thought. You're so cool. Sakura said in a fan girl way. She is way too hung up on him. Kakashi thought while looking at Sakura. An impressive young man. Even though water clones have onetenth of the strength the original still very impressive. Haku said yes but we have gained the first advantage. Go. Zabuza ordered Haku. Hi. Haku said as he disappeared and appeared in front of Satsuki. What is that fast? Satsuki thought. Satsuki managed to block the masked nin attack. him. He can keep up with Haku's speed. Interesting, Zabuza thought. Sakura, stand in front to Zuna and don't leave his side. We<unk>ll let Sasake handle him, Kakashi said. Yeah. Sakura said, "I don't want to kill, but you won't stand down, will you?" Haku said. "Don't be foolish," Satsuki said with a smirk. "I don't care if you don't want to kill me. All that matters is that I want to kill you, [ __ ] for even looking at my Nukun. Satsuki thought. I see. But you won't be able to keep up with my speed next. Especially since I gained two advantages. Haku said. Two advantages? Satsuki asked confused. Yes. The first being that we are surrounded by water and the second is that I have occupied one off your arms. You won't be able to block this. Haku said as he got his left doing hand sign. What? With only one hand? Satsuki thought. one hand. I've never seen something like that before. Kakashi thought. Special jutsu flying water needles. Haku said. The water surrounding them turned to water needles all aimed at Satsuki. Doesn't want to kill. Is that true? Zabuza thought. Sasake [ __ ] Sakura screamed. Remember the training? Concentrate my chakra to my feet. Satsuki thought as she brought her free hand in front of her and form a half ram seal. When the needles came, Satsuki was gone. He's gone, Haku thought, surprised. Then three shuriken came towards him. Haku back flipped three times to avoid them. You're pretty slow. From now on, you'll only be able to run from my attacks. Satsuki said from behind Haku. Satsuki attacked him, but Haku dodged all the hits except the last kick Satsuki gave him, which was aimed at his stomach. Haku went back to Zabuza to lessen the pain. What? Haku lost in speed, Zabuza thought as he was shocked at what he saw. Looks like I have the advantage in speed. Satsuki said arrogantly. I can't have you underestimating my team by calling them BRZ. Sasake is Leaf Village's number one rook. Sakura is the brightest in the village. Sakura Cha and the other one is the showoff hyperactive number one loudest ninja in the village. Kakashi said, "Narok [ __ ] isn't loud and he's not a knucklehead. Besides, he's way better than me. When I get my hands on you, Kakashi, I'll kill you." Satsuki thought as Kakashi felt a shiver. He haha. Zabuza started to laugh. Satsuki Haku, do you realize that we will be pushed back? Zabuza said to his apprentice, "Yeah, we can't have that," Haku said as he made a sign. "What's that chill?" Satsuki thought. Special jutsu demonic ice mirrors, Haku said. And the water surrounding Satsuki changed into ice mirrors. "What's this jutsu?" Kakashi thought as he started to panic. Haku then stepped into the ice mirror and the entire ice mirror had a reflection of Haku. Damn it, Kakashi said as he charged to the mirrors. "Hey, your opponent is me against that jutsu. He's finished." Zabuza said as he blocks Kakashi. Well, shall we begin? Hakuz said. W. What are these mirrors? Satsuki said, "Now I'll show you my real speed." Hakuz said. Satsuki was then hit by a barrage of attacks from all direction. Sasake. Kakashi shouted. Guaa. Satsuki screamed. If you get by then, I'll kill those two behind you. Zabuza said, "Damn." Kakashi said. Sasake [ __ ] Sakura hollered. Ah, Sasake was still being barged. I'm sorry, Tzuna San. I'm going to leave you for a moment. Sakura said as she got out of canai. Yago, Tzuna said as he saw Sakura in the eye. Sasake [ __ ] Sakura screamed as she threw her kana at the mirror. However, Haku caught. He blocked it. Sakura thought in surprise, but then a shuriken came towards Haku, which scratched his mask, making him fall out of the ice mirror. Haku Yuji. This got the attention of both Zabuza and Kakashi as they looked at the source of the smoke bomb. Who? Sakura asked. Narut Kunyu came. Satsuki thought as she was lying on the ground bleeding. Hyperactive number one loudest ninja. Haku thought. Uzzuaki. Nar has finally arrived. Nar shouted making his grand appearance. Narut had just made his entrance was getting a major headache from Kaobi. You dumb idiot. I thought I told you to sneak and not make a dramatic entry. Why oh why did I have to be sealed in a dumb blonde like you? I'd rather be sealed in that bimbo Yamanaka than you right now. Caillou yelled in Naruto's head. All right, I get that you're pissed, but what's done is done. Nar s said back to Kaobi. Q. Just puffed her cheeks. If you get killed, I'll bring you back to life and torture you and eat you. Understand? Caillobi said. Wouldn't you die as well? Nar said. Kaobi glared at Nar making him shrink in his mindscape. I said, "Understand." Kaobi said viciously. Nar nodded. Nar was about to say something but was brought out of mindscape when he heard his Banshee teammate screech. Nar Yubaka stopped trying to show off. You'll never be like Sasuke [ __ ] Sakura yelled. Signed. What I do to put up with these people? Nar thought. Your fault. If you had just listened to me, we wouldn't have had to go deaf now, would we? Caillou said still angry. All right. I'll listen to you next time. Just let me shine in the spotlight for once. Nar said back to the fox. Whatever. Huff, Caillou said. Zabuza threw some shurikens at Nar. Nar was ready to block them but the shurikens dropped from being hit by sinbon needles. Everyone turned their attention to Haku. Haku what are you doing? Zabuza asked Zabuza sama these kids. Let me fight them my way. Haku said so you don't want me to interfere. Haku you're<unk> too soft. Fine have it your way. Zabuza said Zabuza sama. Hakuz said. Narut helped Sasake out with Zabaza's partner. He has a Kekai Jenke, so watch out. Kakashi said as he blocked Zabuza strike. "Yash, let's<unk> get this party started," Nar said as he fist bumped the sky. "Narokun looks awesome." "Ouch," Sasake thought as he got hit by another sinbon from the ice nin. "Damn this bastard. I was just about to imagine Nar confessing to me. I'm going kill him. Satsuki thought with fire in her eyes. Haku was looking at Narut and remembering their conversation. Yo, Sasuke, I came here to save you. Nar whispered to Satsuki. Everyone face faulted except Kakashi and Zabuza. They face palmed. Haku and Satsuki were surprised. Baka, you're supposed to help Sasuke not get in his way. Sakura Banshee screeched. Satsuki on the other hand was blushing up a storm due to Nar and her face being so close together in Narut Khan's face is so close. Is he going to kiss me? Satsuki thought and was about kiss Nar but was interrupted. I see you came ninja san. Haku said Nar turned his head. Of course, how do you expect a party to start without the main guest? Nar shouted. Is that a rhetorical question? Haku asked. I don't know. Nar said while think what a rhetorical question is. Enough just fight. Zabuza shouted. Haku nodded as he took out his sinbon needles ready to attack Satsuki and Narut. This will be your final battle. Haku said to Satsuki. Hey yeah right. Cage Bunchin no jutsu. Nar shouted as five Nar clones appeared and surrounded him and Satsuki. Do you really think clones will save you? Haku said as he moved through the mirrors, destroying the clones in the process and putting needles in both Nar and Satsuki. Well, I was sort hoping it would. Nar said as he turned to Satsuki Om, why didn't you melt the ice with your caden jutsu? Nar asked thinking that the uchiha was stupid. I did, but the ice is a keek jenke and can't be melted. Satsuki said almost disappointed at herself for not being any use to Nar. I see. Nar said to himself, "Kid use the new jutsu I taught you." Caillou said, "Are you sure? I mean, T said that fur jutsus aren't going to work." Nar said, "No, this one will. This jutsu can burn through anything. It is a jutsu that is on the same level as Amiterasu, only you don't need a blasted sharing to use it. Caillou said, "Right, but I'll use it later. I want to let this guy's guard down so that when I use it, he<unk>ll be killed in the process." Nar said to Kaobi, and Kaobi nodded in agreement. "Sounds good," Kaobi said. The battle between Haku and Nar and Satsuki kept going, and Satsuki was getting tired from all the jumping and avoiding. She noticed that Nar wasn't tired at all. She was surprised. He was dodging and using clones left and right, and yet he still isn't tired. I used my fireball jutsu like two times, and I'm tired as hell. Satsuki thought, amazed at Naruto's stamina. I wonder how long he last in bed with that stamina. Satsuki thought as her mind was drifting off. Nar, on the other hand, had chills running down his back. Someone is thinking of doing perverted things to me. Nar thought. Maybe it's<unk> that purple-haired vixen. Kaobi said. Which one? Nar asked. The one that controls snakes. I mean, when she looks at you, I can see her undressing you with her eyes. Caillou said, "Don't remind me. She almost raped me when we played hideand seek a year ago." Nar said shivering from the memory. A good ti. Kaobi was interrupted by Haku. Becoming a true shinobi is difficult for me. If possible, I wouldn't want to kill you, nor want you to kill me, but if you come at me, I can destroy my heart in an instant and become a true shinobi. This bridge is the place where we fight to connect to our dreams. Hakuz started his speech. Kit kill this bastard for interrupting me the nine tales, but sadly she was interrupted again. Me for my dream and you for yours. Please don't hate me. Haku said. Kit set me free. I want to. Alas, Kaobi was interrupted again. She could only growl.