What If Female Sasuke Was a Naruto Fangirl and Took on the Council/Part 2

Hello guys, this is your friend and we are back with a new fanfic which is what if female Sasake was a Naruto fan girl and took on the council part two. And if you enjoy this fanfic then please press the like button and subscribe to my channel for more fanfic like this. And now let's start the fanfic. I want to protect the people that are precious to me to work for that person to fight for that person to make that person's dream come true. That is my dream. For that I can become a shinobi and I can kill you. Haku said as everyone was looking at him except Kaobi was glaring at him thinking of hundred ways to torture him and kill him. Sasake [ __ ] beat that bastard. Sakura shouted. Sakura don't<unk>t egg then on. Kakashi said what? Why? Sakura asked. Even if they could beat that technique they won't be able to beat the boy. Kakashi said sadly. What do you mean? Sakura asked. Heihei. They don't have the will to destroy their hearts and kill another person. Hakun knows the meaning of true pain of being a shinobi. A real shinobi can't be created from a peaceful village like your village because you can't gain the most important thing to become a shinobi. The experience of killing, Zabuza said laughing at the end. Oi no brows shut up. Nar shouted. Zabuza stopped laughing. Oi Gaki, what did you say? Zabuza said mincingly. I said, "Shut up. How would you know I didn't kill anyone in my life? You don't know me." Nar said, "Watch it, Gaki, or I'll skin you alive?" Zabuza said, "Yeah, right." Nar said, "You think you're strong, Gaki?" Zabuza asked Nar. Hell yes. If I'm not strong, then I can't become Hokag no brows. Shishi thought you being aa ranked nin would know that Narut said and Zabuza was getting pissed that brat. Zabuza thought ninja san I think you should stop talking. Haku said getting worried for the young gingeriki. Oaki you can't<unk>t even get out of Haku's ice mirrors. What makes you think you can talk big? Zabuza said trying stay calm. Kakashi at first was going to tell Nar to stay quiet, but when he noticed Zabuza getting angry, he stopped himself. Naruto's taunting is getting on Zabaza's nerve. Now Zabaza's sure to make mistakes. Keep on going, Narut. Kakashi thought getting ready to strike when Zabuza loses control of his emotion. You mean this pathetic waste of chakra? Please, I can destroy this anytime I want. Nar said, Narut Baka, shut up. Stop showing off. Sakura Banshee screeched. I can't believe I'm agreeing with Sakura, but she's right. Nar is pushing it. What is he planning to do? Satsuki thought getting scared for Nar. Oh, looks like you got a big head. Zabuza said, "At least I have eyebrows on my big head." Nar countered. "You damn gaki." Zabuza said, charging at Narut, but was stopped when Kakashi blocked it with his kana and kicked Zabuza in the guts, pushing him back. Nar, that's enough. Don't taunt him any further. Kakashi said, "How am I taunting when I'm telling the truth?" Nar said with his hands behind his head in a carefree nature. "Nar, get serious," Kakashi said. TCH whatever Nar said as he faced Haku's direction and was doing a number of hand signs finally landing on the tiger symbol. Let's do this. Dad Beo Caden sea of white flames. Nar shouted as he connected his index finger and thumb and blowing through the hole. People were shocked at the jutsu Nar used. Nar blew out white flames instead of reddish yellowish and orange color. Haku was too shocked at the color of the flames that he didn't notice that his ice was melting. When he did, it was too late to jump to another. Haku jumped out and landed on the ground, but he didn't get out unharmed. Haku left hand and left leg was burnt. How did he burn the ice? Were the thoughts of all the people present except for one. Narokun is so cool. Ho, how did you melt my ice? Haku asked scared while wincing from the burn he received. He he not so tough now, huh? How I melted it? Well, isn't it obvious I used fire? Come on. How can you be a true shinobi if you don't know that ice can melt if the surrounding is heated? Nar said, "That's it, Kit. Show that bastard more fear. Then burn him alive. Haha. You see that bastard? That's your punishment for interrupting me." The Ninetailes F. Kaobi was interrupted again, but this time not by Haku. There is no way can Narut Baka do that. Yeah, I bet it was Sasake [ __ ] Yeah, it was Sasuke [ __ ] Sakura screeched. Kill that [ __ ] Q.B said in rage. Nar was sweat dropping. Wow, you're really not having a good day, are you? Nar said his only answer was a growl. How did you melt my ice? My ice was made from my kek jenke. It is impossible to melt it, let alone scratch it. Haku yelled. Sign find my jutsu caden. Sea of white flames is a jutsu that rivals Amiterasu. It has the same effect has to burn everything. However, unlike Amiterasu, my jutsu is can be put out with large supply of water, Nar said, which only got him confused looks and one look of admiration from the person he least expected. Sasuke. What the hell? Narut thought as he looked at Sasuke. What are you talking about? What is Amiterasu? And what do you mean? Unlike Amiterasu, your jutsu can be put out. Haku asked. Narut signed. Idiots. Why do I even have to explain myself anyway? Not like anyone's going to believe me. The dope of the village can do a SS rank jutsu that can burn the whole village to ashes. Narudo thought. It makes you look smart for a change. Caillobi said, "Hn whatever." Narut replied and went back to answering their questions. Amaterasu is a sharing technique that releases eternal black flames. These flames will never die out and will keep burning for eternity. Not even if you pour the ocean will the flames be put out. So if Amiterasu to be used on you, not even your ashes would remain. Nar said, shocking everyone. Ha, look at those fools faces. I wish you had a camera to take a picture. Caillou said Narut mentally nodded. Remind me next time. Nar said the same thing with my jutsu. Except you can put it out, but you're going to probably need five Tober to put it out. Both jutsu are similar like they can burn anything in their path, but only difference is one needs the sharing and one can be put out and the other can't. Naruto said as he saw his audience gape like fishes all except Sasuke. Why the hell is he looking at me like that? Nar thought and Caillou snickered. So cool. This proves it. I'm going to bear Narut Kun's babies once we go back to Konaha. I'll have Hokag sama make a marriage contract between us. Satsuki thought, "When did Narut learn a technique like that? Maybe if I ask he<unk>ll teach Sasake." Kakashi thought. Narut Baka can show intelligence. Sakura thought, "Cha, he's smarter than you." Inner Sakura shouted, "No, he's not. I'm the smartest in the academy." Sakura mentally shouted. Sha, you don't even understand what Narut said about those jutsu. He's smarter than you. Haha. Inner Sakura said, "We didn't even learn those in the academy. That's right. I bet he's making this up. He's trying to look cooler than Sasake. Ha, that's it. Sakura said, losing her mind. This brat is going to be trouble. I need to kill Kakashi fast and then go after him. I thought the Uchiha brat was going to be an obstacle, but if the loudmouth brat is stronger than everyone present. If he uses that jutsu again, Haku's going to die. Zabuza thought as he increased the fog around them. I I can't believe this. I failed you. Zabuza sama. Haku thought crying behind his mask. Yosh, let's<unk> finish this fight, Narut said as he ran forward to attack Haku. No, not yet. Even if he destroyed my ice, I can still be of some use to Zabuza sama by killing his teammate. Haku thought as he blocked Naruto's fist and threw him backwards. Haku took out Sbon needles and threw them at Nar, aiming at his pressure points. Satsuki saw this and went in to cover her love. The needles hit Satsuki and she was coughing up blood. Nar who was behind Satsuki looked at her and was shocked. Oi Tm what? But Nar then looked at Satsuki and saw that she had taken the needles that was aimed at him. T why would you? Nar said it's<unk> because I love you. I wish me and you could have at least gotten married before I died. But I can't even have one of my wishes granted. Satsuki thought. I don't know. Satsuki said smiling. Satsuki dropped down and Narut caught her. Nar, I wanted to find my brother and ask him why he killed the clan. Cough. Nar, can you do that for me? Satsuki said. Nar nodded. Is this the first time you see a comrade die in front of you? Haku asked. Shut up. Nar said this is the life of a true shinobi. You kill or are killed. Your friend understood that and saved you. Hakuz said, "Shut up. What do you understand?" Sasake was a jack and he had a stick up his, but he was still strong. He still followed his dream even when he saw his family die in front of him. Nar said as his hair was covering his eyes. Nar stared at Haku. I'm going to kill you. Same thing happens. And yes, he crashes through an ice mirror mostly because Nar didn't aim at all the ice. He aim at the one that Haku was in. Skip to Haku dying and Zabuza breaking both his arms. Nar, where is Sasake [ __ ] Sakura shouted to Nar. Nar gave a sad look and looked away from Sakura. Sakura saw this and was scared. No, no way. Sasake can't. Sakura started crying as she ran to where Satsuki was laying down. Tzuna followed her so that she didn't get in trouble by her sensei for disobeying his orders. When they reached Sasake's body, Sakura was crying took Sasake's head on her lap. I loved him. I really w NED to help him fulfill his dream and be with by his side. But now, Sakura said crying. Tzuna looked away. This is the life of a shinobi. Tzuna thought remembering what Haku was talking about. Even though Sakura was crying, she let her perverted mind work. Her hand was touching Sasake's and inside her mind, she was laughing that she was able to touch his body, but then noticed something. Huh? Sakura thought as she stopped crying and looked at Sasuke. Well, I see you can't even perform one simple job, Zabuza. Haha, you look pathetic. People call the demon, but all I see is demon wannabe. God said as his followers all join in. Gateto then looks Tahaku's dead body. And this bastard, I still have to pay you back for breaking my arm. Gotto said as he kicked Haku's face. Nar was getting angry at the fat bastard. He then glared at Zabuza. Why aren't you doing anything? Haku protected you. He believed you and yet you're letting that fat hole taunt his dead body. He threw away his life for you. Without his own dreams to die as a tool, you bastard. You're worse than scum. You're Nar shouted crying but was interrupted by Kakashi covering his mouth. Enough Nar. Kakashi said but. But but Nar was interrupted by Zabuza. Kid not another word brat. Zabuza said as he started to cry. You don't need to say another word. Zabuza said Nar looked at Zabuza. Tears coming down his own face. Kid it pained him to have to fight you. Hakun not only fought for me, not also for you guys, too. He was too kind. You may be right. I am scum. A shinobi is still human, not an emotionless tool. I've lost. Kid, let me borrow your canai. Zabuza said Narut was surprised but nodded. He took out his canai and threw it to Zabuza who caught it with his mouth. Zabuza ran towards God, ready to kill him. Gado ran back to his mercenaries. That's enough. Kill them. Gotto said, "You got it. One badly injured ninja can't do anything against us." One of God's followers said, but then noticed the shadow that formed behind Zabuza. Aa demon, the one that talked, thought. Zabuza cut through the crowd getting stabbed and cuts. But he finally got to where God was. If you want to join your friend, then go yourself. Got said scared. I may not be able to go to where Haku is, but I'm going to take you with to hell. Don't worry, I'll give you a tour. Even the demon of the mist can become a real devil in hell. This will be fun, Zabuza shouted as he cut of God's head. This is goodbye, Haku. Thank you for everything, Zabuza thought. Nar saw this and was looking away. Don't look away. This is the end of a man who lived a difficult life. Kakashi said. Nar nodded. Yeah. Nar said sadly. Hi. A screech from their back made them turn their attention. What the hell is wrong now? Kakashi groaned as he looked at his pink-haired student who weren't even in danger. SSS sashkunai is. And she fainted. Tzuna was gaping like a fish. What's going on? Kakashi shouted and Tuna just point down on Sasake's body. Sasake groaned and stood up, which made both Narut and Kakashi pop their eyes out. Shut up. I'm trying to dream about my wedding with Narutkun. Satsuki shouted, then looked around and saw her teammates that were awakened to Zuna stare at her. When she noticed Narut stare at her, she blushed. W, what are you staring at? She said timidly. Nar and Kakashi just looked at her and pointed. Satsuki looked at where there were pointing and saw that her t-shirt was pulled up and she was shuing her. She covered them and screamed while squatted down. K y a satsuki screamed. Narut [ __ ] saw me xd and Kakashi sensei and tuna san tit carrot tt. Satsuki thought with anime tears coming down. Both Narut and Kakashi were broken out of their trans when they heard God's men talk. Oi, you bastard killed it out. Meal ticket. Now, how are we supposed to eat? One of the men said, "Hey, even if God died, we can still take whatever we want from the village." And these ninjas are already exhausted. We easily kill them. Another shout, which was followed by loud cheers from the group and charged at them. Nar turned towards Kakashi, "Hey, sensei, don't you have any jutsu to help us in this situation?" Narut asked. I can't after the chidori summoning jutsu and sharing ran out chakra. Kakashi said. Then an arrow came shooting down down between the two groups. The charging group stopped and looked who shot the arrow. They were surprised at who it was. If you come any further to our island, the citizens of this country will come at you with everything we've got. The citizen of Wave shouted. In the front of the group was Inari. Inari you Tzuna said ready to cry. Inari Narut shouted. He ah hero comes at the last second right. Inari said with a big smile on his face. Of course. Now let me help as well. Cage Bunchin no jutsu. Nar said as five Naruto appeared. Eh Gad<unk>'s men was scared. Hi can always use that it might fool them. Kakashi thought as he put his fingers in a cross. Cage bunch no jutsu Kakashi version Kakashi said as a large amount of Kakashi appeared. Ga God's followers said now you want some of this. Kakashi said no we don't. One of God's followers said let's get out of here. Another said as all of Gad<unk>s men left running and screaming. Both Naruto's and Kakashi's clones dispelled leaving a large amount of smoke giving of. Kakashi walked over to Zabuza. It looks like it's over. Eh, Kakashi. Zabuza said, "Yes." Kakashi answered. Kakashi, I have a request. Zabuza said, "What is it?" Kakashi said. "I want to see his face." Zabuza said, "Sure." Kakashi replied as he put his hayate to cover his sharing eye. Kakashi picked up Zabaza's body and went over to Haku. Then it suddenly started to snow. It's snowing, Narut said surprised. Snow at this time of the year. One of the villagers said, "Haku, are you crying?" Zabuza thought. Kakashi put Zabuza beside Haku. "Thanks, Kakashi." Zabuza said, "You have always been by my side, Haku. So this time, I'd like to be beside yours." Zabuza thought as he tried to put his hand on Haku. If I could, I would like to go to the same place as you, Haku. Zabuza said and it started to snow more. He was born in a snowy village. Nar said as he started to cry. I see he was a boy as pure as snow. Kakashi said you will be able to go Zabuza together. Kakashi thought back at Tzuna's house. So now on to business. How long are you going to stay in that hengem? Nar said pissed that the arrogant Uchiah was using his jutsu. Satsuki mumbled. Hud didn't catch that. Naruto said as he and Kakashi both got close to Satsuki. I was born a girl. This isn't a henge. Sasake was a henge. Satsuki yelled. Ha. Both Naruto's and Kakashi's world shattered. So everything I knew was. Nar said, "Haha, I told you didn't. I haha." Kaobi was laughing her and rolling her cage. You knew about this? Narut yelled which scared Satsuki and made everyone in the room stare street him. Oi Gaki keep it down. Kaobi said still laughing. Narutkun are you okay? Satsuki asked worried. Nar looked at her. Aya just talking to myself. Nar laughed nervously but then he noticed what Satsuki said. Nar [ __ ] Nar thought. Sasake did you just use [ __ ] in my name? Nar asked. Satsuki nodded. It's Satsuki Narutkun. Satsuki said scared and sad. Why yeah? Nar said stuttering. What is wrong with her? She's acting like Hinata except she's not fainting. Nar thought. That's because she likes you. Kaobi said. No, that's wrong. We're both guys. But Narut was interrupted. Hey blonde, take a good look. Does that look like a boy? No, she hasn't big one for her age. And if you ask politely, she might let you see her nether region. Kaobi said, still laughing. Nar looked at Satsuki, then at her, and it was true. It was pretty big for someone their age, and then looked more down and blushed and smoke and visible smoke was coming of his head. Nay, Narun, Satsuki said as she shook Nar. Nar then looked at their position. and Satsuki was sitting on his lap. But because of that, he was able to see her through her blue kimono that Tsunami gave her. Nar had a nose bleed and pushed her off. W ya or w or y uh hiding your gender? Nar said trying to get back to the original topic. That's true. And why didn't you tell me? I'm your sensei. I should know this. Kakashi said. Satsuki looked down. I didn't tell anyone. Not even Hokag sama knows. I did it because of the CRA. Satsuki said, "Why?" Gigi can keep a secret. And what's CRA? Nar said getting his composure back. Yes, he can, but he can't keep any secret from the civilian council. The CRA is the Clan Restoration Act. It's a law that affects a clan that is almost extinct. If the last member of the clan is male, then he is supposed to have multiple wives. But if the last member of the clan is female, they use her as a breeding machine and she won't be able to see the light the day. Satsuki said sadly. Nar and Kakashi pied Satsuki. Nar looked at Kakashi to check if what she said was real and he nodded. Nar was shocked. What kind of [ __ ] law is that? Who made that stupid law anyway? Narut asked and tsunami agreed at that the law was stupid. Kakashi signed it was the nadim hokag toamaju. The council was furious when hiama the shogai hokag died and took the mkudin with him. The council thought the mkudin was a keek jenke and they thought that toarama could pass the genes on. So he made the law about the whole multiple wives. Then come of the clan heads agreed that if last member was female, they would be used as breeding machines, which by the way ruined the Kurama clan. Now none of them can even activate their bloodlines without dying," Kakashi explained. Nar then stared at Satsuki. Then if they find out your real gender, you're going to. Nar couldn't finish his sentence. He was too disgusted with the council. Satsuki nodded. I wanted to be with the person I loved, not some pervert that just wants fame. And Satsuki said, looking at Narut with a blush. Then I think we should kill Sakura. Nar stated, which got him surprised looks from everyone. W Narut, do you know what you said? Kakashi yelled, "Yes, I do. But Kakashi sensei, you know as well as I do that no one deserves that kind of treatment." Even said person was a stuckup bastard. And not only that, once we get in Sakura is going banshee screech, the whole news around the village and Satsuki Chan won't be able to be a ninja. Nar said. Satsuki was blushing and crying at what Narut said. He cares about me even though I was a jackass. Satsuki thought, and besides, you know, Sakura is useless. I'd rather have Hinata on this team than her. And Hinata fainting can actually become useful in some missions whereas screeching and destroying eard drums will only piss the enemy up and kill us. Nar said and Kakashi had no choice but agree to that. Even Satsuki agreed. He's right. No matter how much I hate that pervert white-eyed [ __ ] she is better than howler monkey here. Satsuki though while looking at the unconscious Banshee. That is true. I mean when Obito fainted that time he saved our butts on that retrieval mission. Kakashi thought remembering his Jennine days. That may be true but killing a fellow ninja will give you the death penalty. Kakashi said don't worry we can say that she was raped by God and as she felt ashamed of herself he committed Shepaku. Nar said grinning with Kaobi who thought the idea was good and Satsuki thought the idea was good. Still they would want the body. Kakashi tried to reason. Fine, let's<unk> say we burned down Gado<unk>'s hideout and didn't know that she was inside because we assumed that she was following Sasake. Nar said getting irritated that Kakashi was trying to stop him from killing the howler monkey once and for all so that they could have peace and quiet. Not like anyone's going to miss her. People would be happy that the howler monkey died, Nar thought. Nar see Kakashi said fine fine but we better think of something so that Sakura doesn't go blab this all over the village Nar said giving up temporarily he was still thinking of ways to get rid of her so that it doesn't point to him that's true but wait Satsuki aren't you allowed walking around freely as a girl I mean you're a ninja of the village that means only the hokag can make decisions for you not the council or anybody Kakashi stated which when Satsuki thought about it made sense. Why didn't I think about that? I could have gotten rid of the fan girls when I graduated and I could have confessed to Nar without any problems. Satsuki thought and started banging her head on the table. Tsunami giggled at Satsuki's antics and also Tsunami san why aren't you surprised about this? Kakashi asked and Narut agreed with him. Yeah, the moment we brought Satsuki, we were already here with 20 outfits. Nar asked, "Oh, that I figured it out on the first night I saw her." Tsunami said eyes, smiling. Narut and Kakashi, confused face. They looked at Satsuki to see if that was true. Satsuki nodded. It's true she was the first person to find out. Satsuki said, and both Narut and Kakashi were on their hands and knees, depressed and repeating. I'm a failure as a ninja. Over and over, they stopped when they heard Sakura moving. Oh crap, what do we do? Narut started to panic as did Satsuki. Quick, Satsuki, put your Genjasu back on. Kakashi said hurriedly. Satsuki nodded and did what she was told. Sakura woke up. Nad looked at her surroundings and saw tsunami and her team. What happened? Sakura asked. You fainted during the middle of the battle while guarding Tzuna. Kakashi said in a fake angry voice, but it worked since Sakura was starting to get scared. Kasai sensei. Sakura apologized then remembered her touching Sasake. She saw Satsuki and went over to her and put her hands on Satsuki's chest. It was flat. Sakura, what are you doing? Satsuki said getting angry in Sasake's voice. Sakura realized that she may have had a dream and apologized repeatedly. Satsuki was angry that Sakura thouched her two times. I wish Narokun would touch my ass. Satsuki thought disappointedly. Kakashi filled in on Sakura what happened after she fainted. And Satsuki Kakashi and Narut were having private conversations as to what to do when they got home. The yag agreed that the hokag needed to know this and see if he could do anything to help. Although Narut wanted to be far away from Satsuki or nay girls, he became friends with Satsuki for real this time. While the three were helping Tzuna with the bridge, Kakashi told Sakura to train in the forest because she did nothing the whole time they were fighting. Sakura had to be dragged to the forest by Kakashi because she didn't want to be separated by her sasakun. While Sakura was out training, Tsunami was paying dress up with Satsuki. Occasionally, Narut joined in with his wjutsu, which by the way gave Satsuki new ideas. Some ideas included Narut, Satsuki, and Naruko in a threesome or Nar Satsuki and clone hanged as Makoto Uchiha Satsuki's mother in a threesome. She even made a mental note to ask Narudo to do a transformation like that for her so that they could have lesbian. I don't know how to lessen the perversion of that line. Sorry TT carrot tit. It was the day the bridge was finished and team seven was leaving. The whole village came and was saying their farewells to team 7. Inari was in the front trying hard not to cry. Yo Inari, it's all right to cry as long as you're happy. Nar said, "I'm not crying, but it's okay for you to cry, Nissan." Inari said, "Are you kidding me? Shinobies, don't cry." Narut said as he turned his back to him. "Yeah, then what are you doing, dumbass?" Sakura thought, but then turned her attention to Satsuki. Everyone waved goodbye. "Hey, Tusan, what are you going to name the bridge?" Tsunami asked, "What about the awesome Tuna Bridge to heaven?" Tuzzuna said, "Hell no. came the reply of many people. Tuzzuno was moping and saying, "But I built the bridge. How about the the great Narut bridge?" Inari suggested. Lot of people agreed. That's good, but I feel like we should call the awesome Tuzuna bridge to heaven. Tzuna said, "No." With team seven in front of the gates of Konaha finally home, Nar shouted as both Azumo and Katetsu. The ethnol Chunin laughed at his antics. backslash. Good to have you back, Narokun. Katu said, "Good to be back. You have no idea how much of a headache I have from howler monkey." Nar said, pointing to Sakura. "Hey," Sakura yelled. "Haha, I can imagine," Azumo said while taking his finger out of his ears. "All right, let's Sakura, you can go home." Satasake and Narut come with me to the Hokag. Kakashi said. Sakura was about to yell that where Sasake goes, she goes. But Kakashi told her they would be talking about porn with Hokage, which made her go home. Kakashi signed and went with Satsuki and Narut to meet the Hokag. Hokag room. Team 7 minus Sakura entered the Hokag room. They were able to catch the Hokag not doing his duty, but reading ICA. ICA. The Hokag put the book away and smiled at the team. Where's Sakura? the hokag asked. She<unk>e's dead. Nar stated. Nar. Kakashi said, "Hey, if you let me finish, I would have said in my mind." Nar said, "Kakashi signed." The hokag chuckled at the scene. This is just like Mento and Kakashi when Kakashi said Obito died. Here's though to the time where he had little paperwork. Anyway, how was the mission? Hi asked. Awesome. Nar said fist bumping the sky. Hirez gave a chuckle. Nar Kakashi signed and said Hokag sama. We have something to tell you. The Hokag looked at team 7 minus Sakura with a confused expression. What is it? The old Hokag asked. Satsuki. You can put it down. Kakashi said while looking at her. Satsuki nodded and put the illusion down. Serbi Hirozen was frozen with shock at what he was seeing. He had seen many things over the years, from Jeriah getting beat up by women for peeking in the women hotring to Kosa and Makoto beating up Jeriah, which was not a pretty sight. Hell, he even saw Uchiha's laugh, excluding Obito, he was never normal. But never had he ever seen an Uchiha deciding to use his surrogate grandsons perverted jutsu. Sad to say, the god of Shinobi fainted. Hokag sama. Gigi, it took the Hokag 30 minutes to wake up. Sasake, please put the henge down so we can talk. Hi said, um, that's not a henge. That's Sasuke's real gender or satsuki. Nar said, "What do you mean Narutkun?" Hiazen asked, "What he means is that Sasake was just a henge and that Sasake was actually a girl named Satsuki." Kakashi said, "That's impossible. All medical records state that Sasake is a boy. Hi yelled. I never actually went to hospital for medical checkups. I used one of my deceased cousins records change the name and dates of birth and date of updates. The nurses really didn't care because they were distracted with the whole last topic and gave me pity. Satsuki said, "I have people to fire." Hazen thought, "Okay, that tells me how you got past medical records. What about the Jenjutsu? How do you get past the Hyuga Bakugan? Herein said, "What do you mean?" Hyugas never used their Bakugan on me. Each time they looked at me, they gave me a scowl and looked away. Satsuki said, rolling her eyes. Haugas have really gotten arrogant. Hi, Kakashi and Narut thought. All right, so what do you want me to do? And if you kept it a secret for this long, why tell me? You know I would have to tell this to the council. Hi said well Hokag sama we were hoping you wouldn't tell the council and also if there were some way she could be herself. Kakashi said yeah I don't want to keep acting like I have a stick up my and I want all the fan girls to leave me alone. Satsuki said I could but then there will be a large panic and that would cause a riot in Konaha and I don't think anyone wants that. Hi said. Satsuki was depressed. Is there anything you can do? Satsuki asked depressed. Well, I can think of one thing. You become a tunin and then I give you an A minus rank mission where I can say Sasake died or betrayed Konaha and then wait a few months and you can come back as your female self, but then you would have to give up the Uchia name. Here is an explained his plan. Um, Gigi, why can't she just reveal herself? She is your ninja and is currently the head of the Uchiah clan. So the civilians have no say in this matter. Nar said with a are you scenile expression. Yes. Nar [ __ ] That may be so but that would still cause panic in Konaha. Here is an explained to the blonde genturiki. So what? Just do what any cage would do to a civilian kill them or better yet send them to this ibiki dude that I keep hearing about? Narut said bored expression while missing the horror expression from both cage and sensei with the mention of Ibiki. Everyone is shocked at what Nar said. Satsuki however thought about it. He isn't banshee girl from a civilian family. Satsuki thought with a evil grin plastered on her face. And Narut Kun do why you know what you just said. Herein shouted. Nar looked at him with the same bored expression he had before and nodded. Yeah, civilians have no business in Shinobi matters. They think being Shinobi is easy while they complain about how hard their life is. Besides, they should have all died for gossiping about an S-rank secret. Nar said with a passive expression. Kakashi agreed with Nar, but then stopped and realized something. When did Nar become so dark? In the academy, he was an idiot. Now he's acting like Kasha sama when she saw sensei with Aika Kakashi thought Nar as much as I agree with you I don't want Konaha to be another Kurriaker but how about this after Satsuki Chan becomes Chunin she can reveal herself Hazen said fine you just have to take the fun out of everything don't you Nar said signed anyway for the time being Satsuki Chan you will have to keep your discuss eyes on longer. Hirozen said. Satsuki nodded sadly. Yes, Hokag sama. Satsuki said with her head down. However, I will upgrade your genjutsu so that not even the bayakugan can see it. Hi said. Satsuki was grateful. Nar Kakashi, I would like you two to go home and rest. Kakashi, I want a written report on the mission, but cut out the part about Satsuki and you know what chakra. Do I make myself clear? Hi said in a hokag manner. Hi Hokag sama. Kakashi saluted and disappeared in a shunchen. Nar left through the window. Hi looked at Satsuki. Well then shall we get you a new Jenjutsu? Hi said and Satsuki gave a smile. Uchiha compound 4 hours later. Nighttime. Satsuki came home after finally getting her new genjutsu. The genjutsu was better than before cause the bayakugan won't be able to detect it. And even Kurinayaui, the genjutsu mistress would have a hard time breaking it. She was happy, but she forgot to mention about arranging a marriage contract between her and Narut. She was depressed about that. She undid the genjutsu returning to her original gender. She flopped on her bed while giving out a heavy sign. I wonder what Narokun is doing. I bet he's thinking of different ways to kill Sakura. Satsuki giggled in a busted up apartment. Au Nar sneezed. He wiped the snot off and looked out his window. Someone figured out my plans to kill the Banshee. Damn, I hope they don't report me. Nar said out loud. That's why you should have killed her during your mission in wave. Caillou said, "Is it because she cut you off while you were talking?" Narut asked the vixen. Of course, wh does that [ __ ] think she is to interfere when I, the Kaobi, know Kitsun was talking. Kaobi yelled, "Shish, stop with the shouting. It's giving me a headache. Besides, I can't kill her. All the blame would go to me. Her mother is my number one hater." Nar said, "Screw those [ __ ] bitches." Caillobi said, "I'd rather not. Banshee screeches might be contagious." Narut said and Kaobi agreed while laughing. Back with Satsuki. Damn, why couldn't we kill Sakura? She's so useless and doesn't do anything. Not even in Dank missions. I wonder if I complain would they kick her off the team, Satsuki said. Then realization came. A team with only me and Narutkun, Satsuki thought. She jumped up from her bed. First thing tomorrow, I'm going to complain to Hokag sama. Satsuki shouted. Satsuki took out a piece of paper and started writing a list of things that Sakura never did or failed to do in an essay as to why she should be kicked off the team. Satsuki had just finished writing 20 pages of her self-assigned assignment. She then looked at the clock. It was 11:30 p.m. Wo, it's this late. Got a rest for tomorrow's training? Satsuki said as she got to her drawer and took out her orange panties and bra with red swirl on the center each. She got her bathrobe and towel and went to take a shower. When she got in, she hung all her clothes. She started the water and turned the water to warm. While she was showering, her thoughts went to the blonde genturi and dropping the soap that was in her hand. She was broken out of her thoughts as she slipped on the soap that she dropped. Ow! Satsuki in pain. She then picked up the soap and glared at it. Damn it, soap. Why did you ruin my fantasies? Satsuki said angrily, "Soap sweat drops." Once Satsuki had finished showering and drying herself of she turned off the water, got ready and made herself instant ramen for dinner. Once she finished her ramen, she turned all the lights off and dropped on her bed due to exhaustion. She was praying to whatever god that was watching over her to give her a dream about her and Narut, but instead got a nightmare about Narut and Hinata. She of course woke up screaming, repeating that it was a dream. She looked at her clock and realized that it was 6:00 a.m. 1 hour early before having to go to team meeting. She wanted to go back to sleep, but she didn't want to have the nightmare about Narut and Hinata again. So, she decided that she would make lunch for her and Nar. She was planning to have Nar feed her or the other way around. She started making bentos and was humming a happy tune her deceased mother always hummed. 700 a.m. Satsuki was walking down the street carrying a plastic bag with a happy aura surrounding her. All the villagers looked at her male form and had only one thought. He got laid. Satsuki was ignored all the stairs that she was receiving because all she cared about was giving Nar the bento she made. She wanted to go to the training ground and meet Nar knowing that he would come early. And as she went into the training ground, her previous statement was correct. Nar was there and was already doing some training. She saw 10 Naruto's doing tree climbing exercise and approximately 35 Naruto's fighting one Nar. What she saw next amazed her. Narudo had moved really fast. So fast that she couldn't keep up with him without turning on her sharing, which activated unconsciously. In a m 10 seconds, 35 clones went up in smokes. Satsuki was in odd at his speed. If he trains hard enough, he<unk>ll be Hokag in no time. Satsuki thought. Satsuki was about call him, but was blocked by none other than their annoying teammate, Sakura. Sasake [ __ ] How are you doing? Sakura screamed. Satsuki swore she lost her hearing. Damn this [ __ ] I think I'm deaf. Damn, I don't want to be a mother that's deaf. Satsuki thought, "Hn." Satsuki sounded and was going to Nar to give the bento she made, but was stopped yet again by Sakura. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh s sasikun, did you make bento for me and you? I'm so happy. Sakura screamed happily. Satsuki glared at Sakura. Tch this isn't for you. This is for Narut K. Nar. Satsuki said catching herself from saying [ __ ] in the end of Naruto's name. Sakura had a look of horror. W what? Why? I'm your girlfriend and why that baka he didn't do anything to deserve the bento you made. Sakura shouted. What did this [ __ ] say? I don't roll that way. And did she say about Narutkun not derving the bento I made? Satsuki mentally shouted, "Listen here, Haruno. Nar deserves this bento and much more for what he did on the mission. He saved our lives and he beat Haku something not even Kakashi could do easily." "So shut up!" Satsuki shouted at the scared Sakura. Nar by this time stopped what he was doing to look at the commotion. This earned him a kick in the face from a clone. Nar was on the ground holding his jaws. Ow. Can't you see I was distracted? Nar shouted. Sorry, boss. The clone that kicked Nar said. Tch whatever. Nar said as he dispelled all the clones that he created which gave him a headache which was gone as fast it came. Nar then dusted himself off and went towards the girls. What are you shouting about now? Nar said pissed that someone disturbed his training. Satsuki looked at Naruto's eyes and knew that he was angry and was shaking. Sakura, on the other hand, was being a [ __ ] and talked back. That's none of you business what happens between me and my Sasakun. Sakura shouted. Satsuki glared at Sakura. Well then, can you keep it down? Some of us are trying to become ninjas and not pretend. Nar said the turn to see that Satsuki was staring at him and her face was red. And what's wrong with you, Tm? Why are you staring at me for? Nar asked. Satsuki knew this was her chance to give him the bento. This eye is for you. I made it this morning. Satsuki stuttered. Nar would have been creeped out if he didn't know that the boy in front of him was a girl under a genjutsu. Nar was about to refuse, but was stopped when Caillou spoke. Kit, take the bento. Kaobi shouted, "Why? It's probably a prank. Nar said back to Kaobi. Kit think back to the wave mission. Did she seem like she could even do that? She was stuttering way too much and she's doing the same right now. Besides, you haven't eaten anything since you woke up. Caillou stated. Nar signed and had to agree since he was hungry, especially after his warm-ups. Fine, hand it over. Narut said. Satsuki wanted to yell to the world, but she stopped because she was sasake. Hemp here. Satsuki said in a sas manner. Nar took it and went to the nearest tree and sat down and opened the bento and started eating. Satsuki wanted to go and feed him. But Sakura ruined that plan by coming here. So Satsuki went and sat beside Narut and opened up her own bento and started to eat. Sakura followed Satsuki and sat beside her. She saw Satsuki use her chopstick to grab a squid. Sakura closed her eyes and opened her mouth thinking that her Sasuke [ __ ] would feed her. But after a few minutes, when nothing went inside her mouth, she opened her eyes only to realize that Sasake finished his bento. She was on all four of her limbs and had a depressed aura. Satsuki looked at her and glared. You think I would feed you after ruining my time with Nar and not being able to fulfill one of my desires? Screw you, howler monkey, Satsuki shouted mentally. Nar was about to start his exercises again since he finished his food that Satsuki gave him, which he was thankful for. I hate to admit it, but that was good. Nar thought. Sure was. I'm just glad you took a break from eating ramen. Cailloubi said, "Well, whose fault is that?" Nar said back to Kaobi with a glare. But before Kaobi could make a comeback, Kakashi came in a swirl of leaves. "Yo!" Kakashi eyes smiled. When he opened his eyes, he saw shocked looks from all his students. "What's wrong?" Kakashi asked. "Why you're on time?" Nar shouted. Kakashi looked at the sky and faced Nar. And I smiled again. Yes, I am, Kakashi said. Why, you're usually late, Satsuki shouted. Well, we will be having a training session with teammate. And Kurinai threatened that she would rip up my precious ha. Kakashi said holding his book close to him. That's why were the thoughts of the three jennon. Nar looked at the ICA in Kakashi<unk>s hand. Nay Kakashi sensei, can I read that? Nar asked curious. What? What? Baka. Do you even know what that book is? You can't read that? Sakura shouted as she hit Nar on the head. That [ __ ] Satsuki thought. Why? Nar asks. Because they are perverted. Sakura stated. So what? I read those before. Nar said as he pulled out two ICA. Kakashi and Satsuki were wide eyes. Narokun reads those. Satsuki thought in excitement. Those additions? Kakashi thought shocked. And Narut, those additions are where do you get them? Kakashi was stuttering. Oh, you mean Aika Charisma's carols and Aika ICA Valentine Heartbreak. Yeah, I found them in front of my door on my 10th and 11th birthday with frog postcards saying happy birthday. Nar said see can I read them? Kakashi asked hopeful and stars surrounding him. Nar was in a thinking position. Sure, if you let me read some of yours, Narut said. Kakashi nodded as he runs through the gates of the training ground, forgetting that he could just shushen there. 10 minute passed while team 7 was waiting for their sensei, but he didn't show up yet. Why did he leave? Sakura screeched. Nar was about to punch her lights out and so did Satsuki but were stopped when they heard another voice. Hey D A D L A S T. A canine looking boy shouted. When team seven turned their heads they were greeted by team 8. What do you want mut? Nar said in a dangerous voice. You bastard. The K9 boy shouted. Kakun I think why you see calm D down. A girl with white pupils said while blushing and hitting her index fingers together. Fine, only cause you asked Hinata Chan, the now known as Kauffed. Hinata nodded and said a soft thanks and looked at Nar and blushed ready to faint. Nar saw this and looked ready to explode. Great, she's looking at me. What's the point of even looking at me if she's going to faint when I say one letter? Nar thought. Let's not forget having a nosebleleed when she steals your underwear. Caillobi said, "Yeah, that too. I was almost accused of murder and was almost put in jail if it wasn't for that niko masked ambu I would have." Nar said to Caillou, "That's why we should do something to her." "But what?" Caillou thought as she got a perverted grin on her face. "Not happening," Nar thought as he read what was on Kaobi's mind. "What?" Caillou asked. I know you're thinking about me raping her, which I doubt it would be considered rape. Nar said back to Kaobi. I was just thinking of using the uchiha and having the Hyuga have a cat fight over you. Caillou said Nar gave a confused look. While the chat between Narut and Kaubi was happening, Satsuki had other thoughts. This [ __ ] is looking at my Narut [ __ ] I will kill her, Satsuki thought with a burning passion. Now what do I do? Satsuki thought as she was glaring at Hinata who was having memory flashes of being tied up and hung in the classroom. Sakura only had one thought. Hinata better stay away from my sasakun. Sakura thought kurana the sensei for team eight was feeling the tension between her student Hinata and team seven tried to break it. Nay where is Kakashi? I thought I told him to be early. Kurinai said getting a lighter from her pouch. He was here but he left 10 minutes ago. I can't believe he did that. Sakura screeched and Ka had to cover his ears due to his sensitive hearing. Wait, he was actually on time. Kurini asked shocked. Team 7 nodded. Kurani thought that the world was ending as she was looking at team 7 and see if they were lying to protect their sensei. Ya shocked us. I thought the world was ending or something. Nar said Kurinai looked shocked and was standing still until she was broken out of it when Kakashi came through the gate of the training ground. Here Nar brought my special. So, can we trade? Kakashi said in between breaths. Team 7 was shocked that he ran to his house to get his ICA to trade with Nar. What the hell? Team 7 thought. Kakashi, why did you leave your team to get more ICA? ICA and not only that, you corrupted Narut in your perverted ways. Kurani yelled, but Nar went to Kakashi and looked at the books. Hal take the ICAC hot spring break and ICAC Kunoichi secrets. Nar said as he took the books he wanted and gave the ones that Kakashi wanted, which shocked everyone in team 8. Naruto reads those worker anai and ka's thoughts in Narut Kun. Hinana thought as she blushes a deep deep red. Buzz Narut Buzz has buzz joined Buzz the club. Shino thought as he grinned which could not be seen due to his coat. Yes, I have two rare ICA books. Kakashi shouted as he started reading Christmas carols. Everyone's sweat dropped. All right, enough goofing around. Let's start training. I already wasted 50 minutes of training. Nar said after he put his newly acquired books away in his pouch, everyone nodded. All right, first we will do some jogging around the training ground and later after a short break, we will do some light sparing. Kakashi said, his eyes not leaving his new book. Everyone nodded as they started their jog. Nar being ahead of everyone while Satsuki following behind Nar. Ka desperately trying to catch up followed by Shino and Hinta and lastly Sakura far behind everyone. After 2 hours everyone was breathing heavily except Nar. What's wrong with them? Nar thought. Not everyone has godlike stamina like Yukit. Caillobi said. Nar nodded his head at that. After 10 minutes of break they were lined up. Narut was between Satsuki and Hinata who was about faint. All right, so your sparing partners are going to be but Kurana was interrupted by Ka. Sensei, I want to fight dope. Ka shouted. Not interested. I'd rather fight Shino. Nar said wanting to test himself fighting someone who can his chakra. Shino looked at Nar and was honored. He wanted to fight someone who practically had unlimited stamina and someone who had a large chakra pool. What you scared to face me? Ka taunted. Nar signed as he took a canai from his pouch in a speed that rivaled a Junan and pointed the canai at Ka's throat. I'd rather fight someone who is calm and cool rather than a loud idiot like you. Nar said in a dark voice which sent shivers down Ka's spine. Satsuki had hearts in her eyes which freaked out. Kurani. All right, the partners will be like this. Narut versus Shino, Sasake versus Ka, and Sakura versus Hinata. Kurinai said, I want fight Hinata. Satsuki said, "What?" Kurinai said, "I want to fight Hinata and not dog boy here." Satsuki said in a sash manner. "Why?" Kurani asked as Hinata suddenly felt more fear than she should have and more memory flashes of the time she was tied in the ninja academy class. It's an uchiha and hyuga thing. Every time an uchiha has a chance to fight a hyuga, they take it and vice versa with the hyugas. You could say it's a clan tradition for the members to go to adulthood. Satsuki said lying. I just want to beat her up for looking at my Narut [ __ ] Satsuki thought. Well, it's kind of true. When the Uchiah were still alive, both the Uchiah and Hayuga did battle a lot. Kakashi said, remembering the bad old days when he was chased by the Uchia police forces and Haug Guard forces and them making a game about who can get the book out of his hands. Oh, okay. It will be Narudo versus Shino, Sakura versus Ka, and Sasake versus Hinata. Kurinai said, "First will be Narut and Shino." Kurinai said, "Nar and Shino were both in a fighting stance. I'm not going to hold back Shino." Nar said smirking. "I wouldn't have it any other way," Shino said emotionlessly. "But if you concentrated, you could hear the excitement in his voice." "Hijime!" Kurani shouted. Nar moved in front of Shino and punched him, but instead punched a bunch of bugs. Damn bug clone. Nar thought as he started feeling some of his chakra being drained. Nar then flared his chakra with a little bit of Cailloub's chakra, killing all the bugs that were attached on him. Shino appeared far behind Nar and released more bugs. Nar switched places with a log that was beside Shino. Nar took that chance and low kicked Shino, making him fall backwards. Nar then used his elbow and hit Shino in the chest. Lucky for Shino, he was able to gather a swarm of bugs at the targeted area and able to lessen the blow. Shino got up and created a barrier of bugs. Nar knew that the moment he entered, his chakra would be drained. So Nar covered himself with chakra with a tiny bit of Caillou's chakra and jumped through the barrier. The bugs that were in his way died, and Nar then placed his left fist in front of Shino<unk>s head and right fist in Shino's chest. He used chakra to cover them and press them one shino's body making Shino fly back and hit a tree. The audience were shocked except Kakashi and Satsuki. Kakashi was too busy reading and Satsuki was mentally cheering. That's my Narut [ __ ] Satsuki thought, "How did the dead last beat Shino who was second to Sasake?" Worker and I ka and Sakura's thoughts. Hinata on the other hand wanted to be happy for him but she thought that would be bad because her teammate lost to Nar. What should I do? Hinata thought. All right next ka and Sakura Kakashi said not really surprised especially considering what he saw in wave. That's nothing. Nar was going easy on him. If he was serious we would have bugs for dinner. Kakashi thought. Ka and Sakura a god in a fight stance. I'll beat you and prove I'm worthy of being with Sakura was interrupted. Start fight Narut shouted. Hajime Kurani said and Sakura was down with one punch from Ka. All right, next is Sat Sasake and Hinata. Kakashi said catching himself from calling Sasake's real name. Satsuki and Hinata were in a fighting stance. Satsuki stance showed confidence and power while Hinata was shaking and showed lots of opening. Hijime Kurani shouted. Both of them activated their dujutsu. Satsuki activated her sharing and Hinata activated her bayakugan. Satsuki ran for a straight attack because she was confident and knew she would be able to dodge Hinata's attack because of her sharing. Satsuki saw that Hinata was going to attack from the left and knew that Hinata was aiming for her tenkitsu. Satsuki blocked Hinata with her right hand and used her left hand to hold Hinata's right hand and pushed Chakra to her right leg and kick Hinata in the stomach. Hinata was sent flying back and was stopped by the tree that was behind her. Satsuki was about to go after her but was stopped by Kurana saying that she was the winner. Satsuki huffed and went to stand beside Narut. All right, team seven, that was good. Well, except Sakura. You could have done better. Kakashi said. Teammate, you are going to need more practice. That's why we won't be doing any missions for a while. Kurani said. When teammate left, Kakashi turned to his team and put his book down. All right, let's go do some missions. Kakashi smiled and team seven nodded as they all started to walk together to the Hokag tower. On the way, Satsuki noticed that the people around them were glaring at Nar. While Nar was sending some key to them and making them tremble. When they arrived at the Hoage's office, they were greeted by the old Hokag and a man with glasses who was wearing a light blue robe with dark blue sleeves and a dragon design on the front of the robes and the ends of the sleeves. Hem. Team 7, what are you doing here? The aged Hokag asked. Team seven requesting for a mission. Kakashi said, "Oh, I don't have any D ranks, but how would you like to take AC rank? I know you just got back from your previous mission just yesterday, but this Hokag was interrupted." "We<unk>ll take it," Nar said. "Nar, you don't even," Sakura began to say. But Satsuki interrupted her. "I agree with Nar." Satsuki said. Sakura agreed right after Satsuki agreed. Kakashi signed. What is the mission? Hokag sama. The mission is to help find Kawu Uzora. The man said, "Oh, Uzora." Sakura shouted and team 7 looked at her. What's wrong with you? Hower monkey? Nar asked, "Baka, you don't know the Uzora family. They are one of the 10 richest families in the elemental nations. They could probably buy Konaha if it wasn't for Hokag Sama threatening them that it was his village." Sakura said, "Oso a civilian family that has its head under their asses." "I see." Nar said. "Baka shows some respect," Sakura said, hitting Nar on the head. The man chuckled. "It's okay. I know that the Uzora family isn't well-liked, especially after what we have done in the past years." The man said, "Um, who are you?" Satsuki asked. "I am your client and the personal butler of Kauzora." Tou Nakashi. The butler bowed. You're a useless butler, aren't you? Losing your master, Narut said as he puts his head behind his back. Tou steps back at the insult and goes down on all four in the corner, depressed. It's not my fault Uzorama doesn't want to get married to Shizuka Sama. Tou said in the corner. He ran away because he didn't want to get married. Narut deadpanned. Tou nodded. He usually does this. Runs away from home and disappears for a week or less, but never for 11 days. And the wedding is in two weeks. Tou shouted depressed. That is why you will need to escort Touan and help him find the heir to the Uzora family before the wedding. Sandame said, "Where was he last seen?" Kakashi asked. He disappeared when we stopped to get some fresh water. When all the servants came back, the guards that were guarding him were knocked out. I left them to come here and ask for help. Please help me find him because I don't want to suffer Shizuka sama's wrath for losing her fiance or Ka Sama's parents' wrath. Last time was bad enough, Tou shouted with tears. And do not fail this mission. If you do, Konaha will lose face with other villages. Understand? Hokag said. Oh, all right. Let's get this bastard's rich and drag him to his wedding. Nar said Tou hipped up when Nar said this. I'm a nuiha I never fail a mission. Satsuki said with Sasuke's smirk. Sakura just acted like a fan girl. By the way, is there anything we should know about this guy? I mean, he has to have at least some training to knock out trained guards for a civilian. Nar said cautiously. Yes. Uzzorama was trained by one of the best samurai from Iron Village. He is skilled enough to be ranked Chunin on the ninja rooster. Tou said, "Okay, let's<unk> go." Nar shouted as he fist bumped the air and Satsuki copying what he did. "This can't be happening to me." "Not again!" Nar yelled out, startling everything around him. "Um, Narut San, are you okay?" said a beautiful girl with long black hair, bangs in the front of her head. She had a beautiful face and also had large cup size unknown for now because Narut hasn't looked for more than a second, but he knew they were big. Type in Uzora Karu on Google. Oh, and another thing, the girl was none other than the so-called prince of Uzora family was wet. You could see right through her boyish clothing. Nar was blushing. Why? Yeah. Anyway, get out of those clothes before you catch a cold. Nar said looking away. The girl seemed to notice why Nar was looking away so she covered herself. I I would but I don't have any other clothing with me. I only have food, the girl said. Here, Narut said, giving his orange jumpsuit jacket, leaving him in only his jumpsuit pants and a black t-shirt. The girl was surprised by the generous act of the ninja and nodded and took the jumpsuit and went behind the trees to change. When she was gone, Nar was panicking. How is this happening? This was supposed to be a normal mission. Nar was raging inside. Nar then looked in the direction the girl went. How did she hide those s of hers? Nar thought, "Didn't that idiot of a butler say that she had training? Maybe she had some jenjutsu training as well. Kaobi said. Nar nodded as he thought how was in this situation. Flashback. Team 7 and Tou came to the area where the prince had disappeared. There were guards being treated in a carriage. Nar looked at the carriage and saw slices. Damn, that bastard must have had a really sharp sword to be able to do this to this type of metal. Nar said, "What the hell are you talking about, Baka?" Of course, anyone could do that. A ninja can cut any metal with a sword. Sakura yelled at Nar. You're the idiot. Howler monkey. Did you forget the prince isn't a ninja? So, he has no training in chakra. And what I mean is this metal is really hard. Unless you have a weapon induced with wind chakra, you're never going to be able to cut this. Nar said as he took out a canai and slashed it against the carriage to prove his point. The canai broke. Sakura and Satsuki were wideeyed. He's right. He would have had to have a really sharp sword and would have had to be a master in using a sword to do that. Kakashi said as he also examined the carriage. Well, Uzorama does have the family sword with him. Tou said, "Yeah, whatever. You useless guards. Which way did your spoiled prince go?" Nar said, "Hey, don't insult our prince." The guards said, "I'll call him what I want. After all, I'm doing your work here. If you want me to stop, then go find your spoiled prince yourself. Nordto said the guard just growled. So cool, Satsuki thought. Baka, stop acting cool. Only Sasake [ __ ] is cool. Sakura Banshee screeched. Shut the hell up. Narut yelled, releasing key at Sakura. Sakura backed away. Kakashi ignored his students squables as he did some hand signs. Kuchio<unk>'s no jutsu. Kakashi yelled as smoke covered the area. When the smoke cleared, seven dogs appeared all sitting down. I got to learn how to do that. Both Narut and Satsuki thought simultaneously. Touan, do you have anything that belongs to the prince? Kakashi asked with an eye smile. Tou nodded, understanding what Kakashi was going to do and went inside the carriage and got a shirt. Here, this is one of Usuzor Asama's shirts. Tou said, handing Kakashi the shirt, Kakashi grabbed and faced the dogs again. All right, guys. Smell this and look for the prince. And once you find him, bark as loud as you can, Kakashi said. And the dogs barked before smelling the shirt and they were off. Now we just wait, Kakashi said as he continued to read his book. I'm going out there and looking for the Baka Prince. Narut said, "Wah!" Narut Baka listened to Sensei. Sakura yelled. The prince already had a head start. With the amount of time he had, he could have found a lake or something and washed the scent trail. Nar said, "All right, but be back before dark." Kakashi said. Nar nodded as he ran into the forest. Satsuki was about to follow after, but was stopped by Kakashi. Sasake Yu and Sakura will help these gentlemen with fixing the carriage and healing the soldiers. After that, you two will take turns on night shift. Kakashi said. Satsuki was glaring at the sensei while Sakura had hearts in her eyes. With Nar. Nar ran through the forest following the same scent as the shirt. People didn't know this, but Nar had a strong sense of smell and he had Kaobi to thank for that. At the beginning, the smell lead to a straight line, but Narut stopped. How come the smell is in different directions? Naro asked, "The prince must have gone in different directions to throw off anyone that has a strong sense of smell. I have to say this guy is smart, even if he's a spoiled prince." Caillou said, "Whatever," Nar said, but then froze and sniffed the area. "There<unk>'s a different scent here," Nar said. Must be the dogs, Kaobi said. No, this one smells like a girl's. She went this way, Nar said as he goes northeast. Why are you following the vixen smell? Shouldn't you be looking for the prince? Caillou said, "Who gives a crap? If the prince dies, it's<unk> his fault, not mine. He chose to run knowing the consequences. But whoever this girl is, she may be in trouble." Nar said the direction bought him to a lake. When he heard splashes, he looked at the source of it. He saw nothing. Must have been a tree branch that fell in the water. Nar thought. Then he felt something sharp on his cheeks. Who are you? Someone said. Nar didn't answer. I said, "Who are you?" The person said, "Isn't it common courtesy to say your name before asking people for theirs?" Nar said, "I am Usuzora. Now tell me yours." the now known as Kau said. Uzzor Aaru. Nar thought. So you're the Baka prince that ran away. Nar said smirking. Kau was irritated at being called Baka. Wh you? Cowru yelled. You don't need to know. Nar said smirking as he got down and swiped his leg, making the prince fall down in the process of making the prince drop his sword. Nar was going to use his ninja wire and tie the prince up so that he couldn't escape. But he was slow because the prince got up just as fast as he fell down and tackled Nar. They were rolling all the way to the lake. When they reached the edge of the lake, they were separated. Karu was the closest to the lake as Nar was getting pissed. I'm going to make you drown. I'm pretty sure no one is going to miss a spoiled brat like you. Nar yelled angry and tackled Kaou, making both of them fall into the lake. Nar was the first one to come out of the water. Where are you, you bastard? Nar yelled with red eyes and slid in the middle. Stop calling me a bastard. Karu said behind Nar just coming out of the water soaked. Nar turned around only to be met by the prince. The only difference was that he had s. Naruto's jaw was on the ground or water. Kau looked at the jaw-dropped Narut and wondered what he was staring at. Until he looked down, "Kia!" Cauu screamed in a cute manner. "He," she said. "Kia," Narut said, gaping like a fish. Henti, look away, Kaou screamed. Hi, Nar yelled and turned away. What the is happening? First Tim turns out to be a girl, and now the so-called prince is a girl, too. Nar mentally shouts, "Calm down, Nar. You have to keep calm. Just think about killing the Banshee and get your composer back." Nar thought as he thinks of different ways to kill Sakura until he calmed down and went back to his normal personality. "Let<unk>s get out of the river before we catch a cold and then set up a fire to dry our clothes." During that time, "You can tell me what the hell this is about," Nar said in a neutral voice as he walked away. not staring at the so-called prince of the Uzora family. Kau followed. Flashback end, which leads us back to this. I can't believe that you didn't know that the prince was a girl. Nar raged inside. I did, but I just didn't want to tell you. And again, you never asked. Caillou said truthfully, I didn't know. But I don't need to tell him. Kaobi silently thought, "Well, how do you expect me to ask a question like that to every guy the first sea?" Nar yelled out loud accidentally. "Um, Nordo San, are you all right?" Kaou asked worriedly as she came out in Naruto's spare orange jumpsuit. Nar turned around and blushed really red and his jaws dropped. She makes orange jumpsuits wearable. Caillou yelled, "Hey," Nar yelled in his mind. "Does it look that weird?" Kaou asked. And no, it's<unk> just people, especially girls, make fun of me wearing the jumpsuit, so I thought you wouldn't want to wear it. Nar said, stuttering. Well, I guess I'm not like other girls. Ever since I was child, I always acted like a boy, so wearing something like this is no problem for me. Besides, it was my fault I should have at least saved one extra clothing instead of giving them to wild animals. Cow said, "Why did you give them to the animals?" Nar asked, "Baka, not everyone can do a shadow clone like you. The easiest way to hide your smell is give your clothing to the animals and make them run around in circles." Caillou said on second thought, "Don't answer that. I understand." Nar said, understanding what Kaobi said. Kau looked at Narut strangely. There was an awkward silence before Nar decided to break it. So, you were a tomboy, huh? Well, guess that explains a lot of things. Nar said, "What's that supposed to mean?" Kau yelled in a girly manner. Nar ignored it and asked another question. "Well, this explains why you didn't want to marry that other girl." "But why didn't you just tell your parents that you didn't roll that way in the first place? Then I wouldn't be here. You know what I could be doing now at home? I could be thinking of ways to kill my howler monkey teammate. Narut yelled the last part. Kau was sweat dropping. The Uzora family has lost a lot power and money. In order to gain those back, my parents wanted me to marry another rich family that had the same amount of influence my family had. Karu said, "So, this is just for you to get richer?" Nar asked. Kau nodded. This is why I hate aristocrats. You know what you could be doing with that money. You could have helped a lot of starving orphaned kids. But know all you care about are yourselves. Ninjas die protecting selfish like you. Nar yelled thinking about his childhood. You think I don't know that. But what can I do? My parents just see me as some political item they could groom and give away anytime. I wanted to live my life how I wanted. Kaou yelled. Nar wanted to counter but decided he was too pissed and he would have killed the prince SS by accident if it went any further. Tch whatever. I'm going to make a fire now to dry our clothes. Help around and collect some wood. That is if you can get your snotty lazy RTO move. Nar said as he left to do his job. Kau was glaring at Nar. This guy is a bastard. Kau thought as she left to look for wood. After a few minutes there, the fire is done. Go put your clothes on top of the fire to dry, Nar said. And once they do, we<unk>ll be going back to the group. Nar thought as he was looking at the sky. It was like 400 p.m., so he had enough time to go back to the group. Nar was lying down on the ground with his eyes closed. Kau looked at Nar with a hateful look. This guy must be the one that Tou hired to get me. I won't go back, but he won't leave me alone. Unless, unless?" Kau thought as she grabbed the canai that was used to start the fire and was holding it over Naruto's throat. Her expression is the typical he needs to die. Once I kill him, then I'll be free. Kau thought, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." Kau looked shocked. She looked around to see where the voice came from and saw that the one that she was about to kill was on the branch of a tree. That's a clone with explosives. The moment it gets stabbed or attacked, it will blow up with blast of 10 km radius. Wah. Cow thought, "In your mission to protect me," Kaou said. "I'm a ninja. The only life I care about is my own. If killing you means I can live, then so be it." Nar said in a bored tone while looking at the sky from the branch. "That's a lie. A ninja's life is his or her mission. As long as the mission is completed, your life means nothing. Kau said. Nar looked at Kaou for a split second before jumping down to the ground and slowly walked towards to the princess. Kau held her ground. She wasn't afraid of the ninja or so she thought when he suddenly grabbed her by the neck and picked her up with no effort whatsoever. You say that [ __ ] to me again, I'll make sure you face hell. Don't compare me to those filth that think are satisfied by just saving others. I only save myself. I don't give two shits if the world burned down and people screaming for help. I'll just sit somewhere with a good view and watch it like a comedy show. You got it, princess. Nar growled. Kau couldn't do anything as she was frozen by all the ki that were directed towards her. And another thing, you can do whatever the hell you want, but never compare my life with yours. A princess like you that was pampered since birth would never understand a kid from the streets," Nar said as he tossed Kau back. "Once your clothes are dried, give my jumpsuit back." Nar said as he dropped Kaou to the ground. Kau landed on her butt and was breathing hard to get oxygen in her lungs. She looked at Narut and remembering the look of hatred when he mentioned aristocrats and then looked down in shame remembering what her parents do to their servants. For the next hour it was quiet. By this time both their clothes had dried and is said before Kau gave back Naruto's spare jacket. Nar sealed it in his storage scroll planning to burn it later. It was 5:00 p.m. and the sun has yet to set. Nar took this time to drag the princess back to his group. So, he decided to tie the princess's hands with ninja wire. He threatened that if she struggled, her hands would be cut off. She had no choice but to oblige and walked in front of him. "Is this really necessary?" Karu said. Nar gave her a bored look. "I don't know when you'll decide to run away. So, this is just me being precautious. Besides, you should really see me when I'm in a perfect mood. Narut said as he was looking around. Kau was confused when he said perfect mood, but let it go as she was watching both their surroundings. As to her, it seemed that her capturer didn't care about anything around their surroundings. This scared her and thought she was going to die. After a few minutes of walking, Kau stopped walking as she heard rustling in the bushes. Nar stopped too. What is it? Nar asked. What is it? What is it? There's something in the bush. What kind of a ninja are you to not realize that it could be an enemy or it could be a Kau was interrupted by Nar. A dog? Nar said as one of Kakashi's summons leapt out. Hey brat, names Pacun, not dog. The now known as Pacun said. Nar nodded as he walked ahead and pulled on the wire lightly so not cut of the princess's hands by mistake. Gaki, why is this girl with you? You're supposed to be looking for the prince, Pakun said. This girl is the Baka prince. Nar said. Pacun was confused and Kaou was fuming from anger from being called a baka. She was about to say something back, but she didn't get the chance as the two had started to ignore her. I see. Well, that is the most awkward thing in the world, Pacun said. Tell me about it, Nar replied. Can you guys stop ignoring me? Kau yelled. Nar looked at Kaou with a blank face. The professionals are having a serious convo here. Nar said as he went back to talking to Pacun. Kau got irritated at that. I'm sick of it. That attitude of his. The way he treats me. What the hell did I ever do to him? This bastard. Kaou mentally raged. And with that last thought, she ran at top speed and tackled Narut from behind. She didn't care if the ninja wire cut her hand off. She didn't care at all. She just wants to beat the [ __ ] out of the blonde. Nar was actually surprised by the princess's action and he didn't have a plan for this situation as he was supposed to bring the princess back unscratched. So, he had let go of the ninja wire so as to not accidentally pull on it and cut of her hands. But because of that, he was facing a beating that he hasn't faced for a long time as Kaou was using her tied up hand and swinging it on his face. Nar had no choice but grunt in pain and endure it. I always knew you were more of a massochist than a sadist. Snickering at Naruto's predicament. [ __ ] Kaobi, you're dead. Nar mentally yelled at Kaobi's comment. Not like it matters. Technically speaking, I was never considered part of the living. Kaobi said in a matterof fact tone. Nar had no choice as to face the beating until his savior came. Pakun had headbutted Kaou in the back causing her to gravel on the ground in pain. Nar got up and was looking at the pained princess. He sighed as he helped her up and checked if she had a concussion or not. After seeing that everything was okay, he carried her bridal style and started to jump tree to tree. Pakun did the same. The princess was more or less blushing madly. Her face may have been hotter than the sun due to Narut actions. What the hell? First he was a jackass and then he takes my beating and next he carries me. This bastard. He's He's so confusing. Kau thought as she started to blush and fall asleep slowly. Nar noticed this and looked at her face. Aside from the money and her position in life, she is kind of cute. Nar thought. Ah, is someone falling for the client? Cailloubi said in a tone that would be used to talk to a baby. Hell no. I still hate aristocrats. Besides, I can't fall in love with another. Remember, Nar said to Kaobi. Maybe you can. If you become Hokag, you can start your own H. But the connection between Kaobi was cut. Perverted little fox. Nar thought. Nar was brought back to the land of the living when he felt the princess snuggle closer to him. Nar gave a sigh as he followed Pakun back to the group with Kakashi. Why me? One Kakashi Hitaki thought as he was looking at the setting sun. If you are wondering why well Kakashi was having a reminiscing moment, Kakashi had first thought that having a team of Jennon would be fun, especially with the last Uchiha and the son of his sensei. Aside from the banshee, everything was interesting. He had found out that the last Uchiha was a female rather than a male, which he was so glad. He didn't want to deal with another Fugaku, the same bastard that tried to take his best friend's eye from him. And then there was his sensei's son. He had assumed that he would have been like his father, calm, cool, collective, and not murderous. But he was just like his mother. Well, then again, Kusha was bipolar. Nar, on the other hand, was just plain out sadistic. Kakashi thought, thinking of all the time he had to stop Nar killing Sakura. Even that one time when he had planned a team camping trip, he found out that Nar could kill Sakura in his sleep. And he meant that literally. Nar was sleepwalking to Sakura's tent and was about to cut her throat. And when Kakashi had prevented that Nar had placed a paper bomb on Sakura's large forehead, Kakashi did not know how fast Nar really is, but he plans to find out when they get back to Konaha. And if you were wondering what happened after, well, Sakura is still here, right? Anyway, Kakashi at the moment couldn't take it anymore. He was about to lose his mind. The two female teammates have been causing so much drama that he wished that he had gone with Nar and his summoned dogs to look for the prince. Anyway, the drama had begun with Sakura asking Sasake out only for Sasake to admit that she had liked Nar. This was in her male form and Sakura had fainted from thinking that the last Uchiah was homo. Well, Kakashi would too if he found out if his crush was more attractive to other girls. Well, actually, I would ask if I could take video recording first. That's the least she could do for playing with my heart. Kakashi thought as he continued his book. Anyway, Sakura woke up after 30 minutes, and she remembered what Satsuki had said. And from there began a whole debate as to why he shouldn't like Nar. Sad to say, the last Uchiha had took out a canai and was about to kill herself. The sun was almost gone when all his ninja dogs came back. All except Pakun, the leader of the group. Kakashi was worried until he saw one of the dogs had a note that had with the blonde gaki. Kakashi's worries were gone, but laughed at the messy handwriting. It was still funny as to how Pakun told him he would try to write. Yeah, dog writing, even though he was a ninja dog. Pakun's reasoning was that he was a ninja and he needed something that would surprise his enemy. Well, at least he'll be smarter than the Inazuka dogs now. Now, where is Kakashi thought? Yo, Pakun came through the bushes with Narut besides him. Narun, good. You made it before nightfall. Did you find the prince? Kakashi asked. Nope. But we found a princess. Pacun said, "What do you mean we mut? It was all migah. Nar began but yelled when Pacun bit his leg. Wow. Get him of me. He's trying to give rabies. I'm clean you brat. Pakun muttered while he bit Nar. Kakashi was laughing at Nar and Pakun's act. He noticed that there was a girl in Naruto's arms. Already the mission started and you got a girlfriend already. I'm so proud of you. Kakashi said with fake tears. With the mention of Narut and girlfriend in the same sentence, Satsuki had turned her head towards said boy and was glaring daggers at the girl. "Not exactly," Nar said as he began to tell the whole story. Satsuki, for her part, was angry that Nar had given his jacket to the Thai princess, as she had put it, and was thinking of ways to kill the princess when she wakes up. After Nar had finished his story, that was when Tou decided to come by. He was going to ask as to what the ninjas were talking about until he saw the girl in Naruto's arms. "Him!" Tou yelled as he started to cry. Nar tossed the princess to Tou. Tou had trouble catching her. He was too happy to care how Narut was treating the princess. Kakashi on the other hand was getting irritated at all the missions that he was taking that had lack of important details. Touan. After you are done with your reunion, we have to have a talk. Kakashi commanded. Tou looked at the oneeyed ninja and was scared as he saw a small figure behind said ninja appearing and glaring at the now scared crying man. Tou was too scared to talk, so he just nodded. and Kakashi went to Nar to congratulate him and tell him what his next job is. Midnight, Narut was sitting alone in front of the fireplace with white fire that he made. Satsuki, Sakura, Kakashi, Tou, and the guards were at another fireplace that they had created. Nar just wanted to be alone and think. Satsuki wanted to sit next to him, but Nar had told her he needed to think and walked away. As for thinking he was thinking about what Tou had told Kakashi about the Baka princess's family and how they had forced her to play as a guy. Well, not exactly. She was already a tomboy, so the role was easy to play. Anyway, how the family that was offering their daughter for marriage was the Katsuragi family. Nar gripped his hands and balled them to a fist. The moment Nar heard that name, he was pissed. Those bastards. Why do I have to see them again? Nar thought angrily, thinking about the past. You see, Nar and the Katsuragi family have a history. The Katsuragi family were the ones that had owned the orphanage that he had lived in. Contrary to what civilians say, that they are one of the nicest family in the elemental nations, and that they give a large donation to almost anyone they ask, they do the opposite. Nar knew because the orphanage he was living in was taken down because of them. Their excuse was that they needed to make a building for the old people that have been traumatized by war or by the attack. And because of that, the nice people that he had met were separated. Some being adopted by jackass civilians that old them to stay away from him or some that have been living in the streets even up to this. And in most lucky cases, they have died. But Nar didn't care. All he wanted to do was look for the caretaker of the orphanage as she was the first person to see good in Nar. She knew Nar had the Kaobi, but she didn't care. But after the demolition, she disappeared. Nar thought she was in ambu or something when he was a little kid. But that's just stupid, right? Aclair. Nar thought reminiscing. He was broken out of his thoughts when he felt someone sit next to him. He turned and saw that it was the Baka princess. He gave her a strange look and she saw it. What? I just thought you may be lonely, she said. Naru gave an annoyed look and went back to looking at the campfire. The atmosphere was awkward for Kaou. She wanted to say something, but Nar was giving her the I think you're an idiot face. Every time she saw his face, which only made her blood boil, but at the same time, she felt like someone wanted to mutilate her. an Satsuki giving her the glare from a distance. Nar had just about enough of the weird silence and decided to talk. What do you want, Baka Princess, trying to seduce me so you can get out of your arrange marriage? Nar said jokingly, Kau went wideeyed at that. Nar saw this and was snickering. Next, she's going to try to tab me with a hidden blade, but I'll dodge as she's too obvious, Nar thought. But the knife never came," Nar waited for a few more seconds, but nothing. When he looked at the princess, he saw that she was red as a tomato. "Seriously," Nar said confused as hell for the first time in his life. "Damn, lucky fox, you have my total support on this one. But let me give you some advice. Pretend to be raped and then when the time comes take control. Caillobi said with a lace of perverseness in its voice. All think about that. Nar replied to Caillobi and Cailloubi was surprised this time. What the? The kid agreeing to one of my advice. Hashiama must have come back to life. Oh god, the world's going to end. Kaobi thought. Um, are you all right in the head? Bakime, I think we need some medical attention here. Nar yelled. Kakashi and the rest came to where Narut was. What is it Nar? Kakashi asked lazily. Yeah. Baka Sakura said. The rest were quiet while Satsuki looked like she wanted to jump the princess. Kakashi sensei. The Bakahime wants to rape me. Nar said Kakashi couldn't keep a straight face after that. Nar, you really are the innocent type, huh? Well, about that, it's not rape if I say so. We have a new mission. Nar Tou san here has filled me in some new information. You and the princess will have to seem like a couple. So the Katsuragi family do not get any more powerful. Kakashi said, "Say what?" Nar yelled. Well, congrats Nar. Most Jennon lose it after they reach Chunin, but you get to lose it almost 2 months after you graduate from the academy. Kakashi said I smiling. What the is going on here? Nar asked himself before being punched by Sakura and Satsuki.